Noddy (Live)

Noddy (Live)

The Anti-Nowhere League

There's a rumor going round Toyland
It's about Noddy the dirty little man
They say he done a dirty
By lifting up his shirty
With Big Ears and the rest of his gang
There was only ? stuck up Noddy's asshole
And for a penny a piece you know they liked his crease

Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland

Well Big Ears was in front
But he couldn't get no cunt
Well his ears were big as ?
But his penis never grew

Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland

The next in line to fuck
was little Porky Pig
But Noddy made the piggy noises
After what he did

Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland

Well Rupert Bear was there
With his mass of pubic hair
And Rupert Bear he didn't care
He came in Noddy's hair

Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland

Well ?
cause he said it was obscene
So he greased up his truncheon
And stuck it up his arsehole arsehole arsehole

Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland

After everyone was done
And they'd had a lot of fun
Noddy's hat was red but
his dad was sucking his thumb

Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland

Well the moral of this song
To you dirty little boys
Charge 10p or more
Be a high-class whore

Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland

Noddy
You know what my mother told me
You sold your asshole
At the Elephant and Castle
Noddy you dirty little bastard

Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Noddy you dirty little bastard

Written by CHRIS EXALL, NICHOLAS CULMER
Published by DOWNTOWN MUSIC PUBLISHING LLC, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

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