If I Had $1,000,000 (Live   Detroit 8-13-04)

If I Had $1,000,000 (Live Detroit 8-13-04)

Barenaked Ladies

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a K-car (a nice reliant automobile)
If I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy your love

If I had a 1,000,000
I'd build a treefort in our yard
If I had a 1,000,000
You could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a 1,000,000
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Oooh all them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love

If I had a 1,000,000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a 1,000,000
We'd take a limousine cause it costs more
If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

(But we would eat Kraft Dinner.
Of course we would! We'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchup's, like, Dijon Ketchup! Mm)

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
i'd buy you a green dress ( but not a real green dress that's cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000
I'd be rich!

Written by PAGE, STEVEN / ROBERTSON, ED
Published by Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

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