No Hablo Inglés

No Hablo Inglés

Bowling for Soup

My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her
No hablo ingles
Policeman caught me doing 90 and that's when he pulled me over
No hablo ingles
A hippie with tambourine askin' me if could I spare a dollar
No hablo ingles
Some douche bag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar
No hablo ingles

(One!) When I'm not feeling it
(Two!) When someone's full of sh-t
(Three!) When I get cut off at the bar
To make a getaway
It's all you gotta say
(Cuatro, Cinco, Seis!)

[Chorus]
No Hablo Ingles!
No Hablo Ingles! (Hey hey hey!)
No Hablo Ingles!
No Hablo Ingles! (Hey hey hey!)

My nephew asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brother's movie
No hablo ingles
Walking my dog and saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie
No hablo ingles
My mom gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday
No hablo ingles
A guy walks up says, "Donde esta casa de Pepe?"
He no habla ingles

So many different uses
You don't need no excuses
Its as easy as the third grade
The perfect getaway
Its all you gotta say
(Cuatro, Cinco, Seis!)

[Chorus]

Did you brush your teeth?!
No hablo ingles
Where'd you leave your pants?!
No hablo ingles
Did you feed the fish?!
No hablo ingles
Do you like my band?!
Wait don't answer that

[Chorus]

Written by RYDER, SERENA LAUREN
Published by Universal Music Publishing Group

Lyrics Provided By LyricFind Inc.

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