The Money Song

The Money Song

Dean Martin

If you got it you don't need it
If you need it you don't got it
You don't get shame on you
Funny funny funny what money can do

Them that have it get more of it
Less they need it the more they love it
And it sticks to them like glue
Funny funny funny what money can do

Ask the rich man he'll confess
Money can't buy happiness
Ask the poor man he don't doubt
But he'd rather be miserable with than without

If you spend it please be wiser
If you save it you're a miser
You don't want it you're cuckoo
Funny funny funny what money can do

La la money
Oh shut up Jerry what are you doing
I'm singing
This is singing
Don't you like it
No I don't like it you want to sing with me
Can I sing with you
Sure you can
All right

If I do not need it badly
Folks will give it to you gladly
But I need it
Nuts to you
Funny funny funny what money can do

If I am lucky and I make it
You'll be frightened
But who can take it
The Internal Revenoooooooo
Funny funny funny what money can do

Birds don't got it still they sing
Eating winds up on the wing
Ideal lives some folks affirm
So OK you're a bird but suppose you're a woman
It's a bad thing oh yes very
For the germs and sanitary
Will you have some
Oh thank you
Funny funny funny what money can do

Mumble jumble

If I got it
Who's got it
I don't need it
But I need it
If you need it
And I need it
You don't got it
But I want it
You can't get it shame on you
What can I do
Funny funny funny what money can do
Them that have it
Where'd they get it
Get more of it
Can they keep it
The less they need it
Who don't need it
The more they love it
And how they love it
And it sticks to them like glue
Boo hoo
Funny funny funny what money can do
Money money we love you
Funny funny funny you can do

Written by CARLISI, JEFFREY S. / CURTIS, CAL / CARL, MAX
Published by Universal Music Publishing Group, EMI Music Publishing

Lyrics Provided By LyricFind Inc.

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