Alfie

Alfie

Lily Allen

Oh, oh deary me
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed
I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on THC
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
I can't even see him 'cause his room is so smoky
I don't understand how one could watch so much TV
Oh, my baby brother Alfie, how I wish that you could see.

[Chorus]
I only say it cause I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now, there's no need to swear
Please don't despair
My dear mon frere.

Oh Alfie, get up it's a brand new day
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid
Get off your lazy ass, Alfie
Please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that you could go and spray
I'm feeling guiltier for leading you astray
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll ever get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

[Chorus]

Oh, little brother, please refrain from doing that
I'm trying to help you out, so can you stop being a twat
It's time that you and I sit down and have a little chat
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap

[Chorus]

Written by ALLEN, LILY ROSE / KURSTIN, GREG
Published by Universal Music Publishing Group, EMI Music Publishing

Lyrics Provided By LyricFind Inc.

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