Next Contestant (Album Version)

Next Contestant (Album Version)

Nickelback

I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like it's getting worse

And I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to bite off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works

They'll go and ask the DJ
And find out just what she would say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don't think, no, it's never gonna work

They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt

[Chorus]
Here comes the next contestant
Is that, your hand, on my, girlfriend?
Is that, your hand?
I wish you'd do it again (I'd watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it again (I'd watch you leave here limping)
There goes the next contestant

And I even feel the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don't think, no, it's never gonna work

And each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone keeps coming onto her
This time somebody's getting hurt

[Chorus]

I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
This time somebody's getting hurt

[Chorus]
Here comes the next contestant
Is that, your hand, on my, girlfriend?
Is that, your hand?
I wish you'd do it again (I'd watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it again (I'd watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it again (Each night seems like it's getting worse)
And I wish you'd do it again (This time somebody's getting hurt)
There goes the next contestant

Written by KROEGER, CHAD / KROEGER, MICHAEL / ADAIR, DANIEL
Published by Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

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