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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)
Eugene Mirman
Oct 2015
•
540 Songs
Eugene Mirman
Tracks
1
Introduction, A Gift From Derrick
Eugene Mirman
2
Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow
Eugene Mirman
3
Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW
Eugene Mirman
4
Ask A Pastor
Eugene Mirman
5
Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center
Eugene Mirman
6
A LinkedIn Profile
Eugene Mirman
7
The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe
Eugene Mirman
8
Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘Zine
Eugene Mirman
9
Contacting Celebrities On Facebook
Eugene Mirman
10
Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH
Eugene Mirman
11
Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods
Eugene Mirman
12
I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage
Eugene Mirman
1
Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable
Eugene Mirman
2
The Body
Eugene Mirman
3
Feet & Legs
Eugene Mirman
4
Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo
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5
Heart
Eugene Mirman
6
Throat, Arms & Hands
Eugene Mirman
7
Head
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8
Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax
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1
Introduction
Eugene Mirman
2
Horse
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3
Horse Galloping
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4
Horse III
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5
Duck
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6
Duck II
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7
Dog
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8
Cat
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9
Cat Purring
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10
Cat Asking For Directions
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11
Two Sheep Arguing
Eugene Mirman
12
Mice Making Fried Rice
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13
Bear
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14
Wolf
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15
Fox Embarrassed About His Boner
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16
Giraffe Sleeping
Eugene Mirman
17
Turtle
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18
Turtle II
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19
Chicken Prostitute Haggling
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20
Shark
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21
Toilet Flushing
Eugene Mirman
22
Blender
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23
Automatic Door Opening
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24
Doorbell
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25
Alarm Clock
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26
Frying Pan Sizzle
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27
Teapot Whistle
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28
Dishwasher Running
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29
Telephone Ringing
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30
Telephone Falling On The Ground
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31
Shower Running
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32
Crackling Fire
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33
VCR Ejecting A Tape
Eugene Mirman
34
Group Of Businessmen Agreeing
Eugene Mirman
35
Baby Locked In A Dresser
Eugene Mirman
36
Fart
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37
Long Fart
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38
Fart III
Eugene Mirman
39
Little Girl Crying
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40
Man Walking In Boots
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41
Screaming Man
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42
Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man
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43
TV Audience Clapping At Food
Eugene Mirman
44
Drum Circle
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45
Rave
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46
Last Guy At A Rave
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47
Train
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48
Steam Engine
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49
Neon Sign
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50
Motorcycle
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51
Scanning An Item
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52
Feeling For A Ripe Avocado
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53
Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy
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54
Jack-In-The-Box
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55
Jigsaw Puzzle
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56
Fire Truck
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57
Video Game
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58
Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie
Eugene Mirman
59
Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For
Eugene Mirman
60
Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar
Eugene Mirman
61
Grand Wizard Can’t Find A Sock
Eugene Mirman
62
Powerful Senator
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63
Powerful Senator II
Eugene Mirman
64
Fighter Plane
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65
Ambient Noise In An Airplane
Eugene Mirman
66
Airplane Flying
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67
Police Siren
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68
Police Siren In Europe
Eugene Mirman
69
Police Siren In Belgium
Eugene Mirman
70
Gun Shot
Eugene Mirman
71
Machine Gun
Eugene Mirman
72
.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon
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73
Gays In The Military
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74
Thunder
Eugene Mirman
75
Rain
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76
Hurricane
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77
Blizzard
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78
Snowing
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79
Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business
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80
Computer Downloading A File
Eugene Mirman
81
New Email
Eugene Mirman
82
Traffic
Eugene Mirman
83
Kids Playing In The Park
Eugene Mirman
84
Kids Playing In The Park II
Eugene Mirman
85
Spaceship Flying
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86
Spaceship Crashing
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87
Going To Warp Speed
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88
Alien Supermarket
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89
Laser Gunfire
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90
Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands
Eugene Mirman
91
Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower
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92
Tacos
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93
Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats
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94
Tree Falling In A Forest
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95
Jewish Person Saying “Oy Vey” Wrong
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96
Summertime
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97
People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency
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98
Helicopter
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99
Living Helicopter Complaining
Eugene Mirman
100
Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna
Eugene Mirman
101
Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial
Eugene Mirman
102
Elephant Having Trouble
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103
One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money
Eugene Mirman
104
Telephone Calling A Toaster
Eugene Mirman
105
Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question
Eugene Mirman
106
Shortwave Radio
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107
Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall
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108
Dentist Having Sex
Eugene Mirman
109
Panda At A Hotel
Eugene Mirman
110
Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them
Eugene Mirman
111
Cat That Doesn’t Mind
Eugene Mirman
112
Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky
Eugene Mirman
113
Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous
Eugene Mirman
114
Old Man’s Penis
Eugene Mirman
115
Dial Tone
Eugene Mirman
116
Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom
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117
Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie
Eugene Mirman
118
Guy Getting A Sweet Beej
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119
Fire Hydrant That Doesn’t Want Anyone To Know It’s Anti-Semitic
Eugene Mirman
120
Bellhop Who Got Stung
Eugene Mirman
121
LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi
Eugene Mirman
122
LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise
Eugene Mirman
123
Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich
Eugene Mirman
124
Too Many Pieces Of Paper
Eugene Mirman
125
Puddle
Eugene Mirman
126
Magic Clown Using His Powers
Eugene Mirman
127
Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion
Eugene Mirman
128
The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better
Eugene Mirman
129
Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong
Eugene Mirman
130
Misogynistic Maple Trees
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131
Apple Sauce Being Naughty
Eugene Mirman
132
Safe Word
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133
Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf
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134
Cookies Being Arrested
Eugene Mirman
135
Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat
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136
Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World
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137
Desk Covered In Hair
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138
Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time
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139
Boy Who Loves Hammocks
Eugene Mirman
140
Dustpan
Eugene Mirman
141
A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter
Eugene Mirman
142
Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies
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143
Yellow Line That Divides Roads
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144
Smell Of A Pear
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145
Group Of Wealthy Men
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146
Confused Child
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147
25 Rats Sleeping
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148
Flowers
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149
Fishing
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150
Boat
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151
Mizzenmast
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152
Bow
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153
Stern
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154
Basement
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155
Rainbow
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156
Telescope Being Defensive
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157
Larry King Being Told Important Information
Eugene Mirman
158
Well
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159
The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record
Eugene Mirman
160
Salad
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161
Little Girl Teasing A Lamp
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162
Zoo With Nothing To Lose
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163
Racist Stapler
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164
Friendship Bracelet
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165
Thor’s Hammer, Mjölnir
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166
Two Lost Fireflies
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167
Humpback Whale
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168
Elevator At The Empire State Building
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169
Tip Of A Billionaire’s Penis
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170
Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood
Eugene Mirman
171
French Kids Picking Apples
Eugene Mirman
172
Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts
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173
Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated
Eugene Mirman
174
RomneyCare & ObamaCare
Eugene Mirman
175
The Nerve Of Some People
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176
Boner School
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177
Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident
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178
A BuzzFeed List
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179
Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged
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180
Fox News & MSNBC
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181
Amicable Divorce
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182
Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom
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183
Snacks In Iraq
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184
Telecommuting Cat
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185
Nano-Horse
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186
Hebrew Ray
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187
Caldor Binge Drinking
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188
Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game
Eugene Mirman
189
Details
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190
School Teacher Given Permission
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191
High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future
Eugene Mirman
192
Cheese
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193
Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City
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194
The Czech Republic
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195
Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad
Eugene Mirman
196
Hotel Bed That Is Tired
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197
Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels
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198
Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction
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A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs
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2
Marijuana
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3
PCP
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4
Heroin
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5
Apple Cider Vinegar
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6
MDMA
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7
LSD
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8
Amoxicillin
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9
Peyote
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10
Amaretto Sour
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11
Oxycodone
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1
Crying
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2
More Crying
Eugene Mirman
3
Still Crying
Eugene Mirman
4
I Simply Keep Crying
Eugene Mirman
1
Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook
Eugene Mirman
2
Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations
Eugene Mirman
3
Conversational Russian In The Workplace
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4
Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings
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5
Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest
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6
Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces
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7
Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia
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8
Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia
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Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status
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1
Enter The Fuckscape
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2
Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner
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3
I’m A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor
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4
I Thought I Was The Pancake Man
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5
You’re A World-Class Pussy-Grifter
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1
Intro To Ringtones
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2
Phone Call
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3
Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate
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4
Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo
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5
Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp
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6
Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle
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7
Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada
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8
Phone Is Ringing
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9
Friend
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10
Love
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11
Spicy Fish
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12
Mother Calling
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13
Father Calling
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14
Mother 2
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15
Father 2
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16
Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da
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17
Aaaaaaaa
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18
Wife Calling
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19
Husband Calling
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20
Someone Is Calling
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21
Fuckface Calling
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22
Acquaintance
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23
Unnnnnn
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24
Auauauauauauau
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25
Wouowowoooouuuooo
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26
Whistle Ring
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27
Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr
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28
Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr
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29
Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu
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30
Gwreeegwkqreu
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31
Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu
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32
Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!
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33
Luuuuleelaaalalou!!
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34
Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua
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35
Answer The Phone
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36
Pffrrrtttt
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37
Susan Sarandon Is Calling
Eugene Mirman
38
Colleague
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39
Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo
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40
Hey!
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41
Waffles
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42
Fuckbuddy
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43
Piano Cleaner
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44
Bryan
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45
Cream Cheese
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46
Rabbi
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47
Priest
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48
I Can’t Answer The Phone
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49
Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages
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50
Dr. Fart
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51
Sarah
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52
Social Anxiety
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53
The Sizzle-Maker
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54
Mittens
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55
Kate
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56
No Answer
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57
Debbie
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58
Andrew
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59
Phil Donahue
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60
Kaitlin
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61
Old Man
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62
Steve
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63
Lucy
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64
Judy
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65
Megan
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66
Leave Your Name
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67
Kim
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68
Tim
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69
Miguel
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70
Sebastian
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71
Penicillin Dong
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72
Thong McHacky-Sack
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73
Matt
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74
Katie
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75
Confident Balls
Eugene Mirman
76
Robert
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77
Mr. Shitface
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78
Pile Of Sneakers
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79
Pasta Nasty
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80
Crème Fresh Jackson
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81
I Can’t Answer The Phone 2
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82
Flitchy Woo-Woo
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83
Slick Motherfucker
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84
Sleepy Horse
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85
Can’t Come To Phone
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86
Dawn
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87
I Am A Doctor
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88
Nick
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Poodle
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Hello, Mr. Cunt
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91
Standard Greeting 1
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92
Standard Greeting 2
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Standard Greeting 3
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Standard Greeting 4
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Standard Greeting 5
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Standard Greeting 6
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Standard Greeting 7
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98
I Can’t Answer The Phone (But I Want To)
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1
Please Take Off Your Shoes
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2
Don Draper Has The Flu
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3
Moons Over Your Hammy
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4
It’s Not A Slumber Party Without Thor
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5
Now My Back Hurts
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6
Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up
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7
Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin
Eugene Mirman
8
Oops
Eugene Mirman
9
Sneaking Around The Zoo
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10
Goodnight, Buddy
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11
Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry
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Faxed To The Wrong Number
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13
Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing
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14
1960’s Street Fight
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Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh… Thanks
Eugene Mirman
16
You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)
Eugene Mirman
17
Don’t Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret
Eugene Mirman
18
The Best Misunderstanding
Eugene Mirman
19
Whoa… Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel
Eugene Mirman
20
Kindhearted Fireman
Eugene Mirman
21
Let’s Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold
Eugene Mirman
22
Happy Valentine’s Day, Mr. And Mrs. President
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23
Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun
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24
Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner
Eugene Mirman
25
Goofballs Having Silly Fun
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26
The Jackal Never Misses!
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27
Land-Grabber’s Cousin Has Nice Upstairs
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28
Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain
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29
Don’t Mind If I Do…
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30
Round One Goes To Princess-Rump
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31
Happy And Stuffed
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32
Just Another Guns N’ Roses Brunch
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Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp
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Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache
Eugene Mirman
35
Have We Met?
Eugene Mirman
36
No, Please… After You
Eugene Mirman
37
Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD… Actually, Keep It
Eugene Mirman
38
Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded
Eugene Mirman
39
88% On Rotten Tomatoes
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40
Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy
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Two Rascals Showing Off
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48 And Flexible
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That Was Worth It
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44
Bandits Helping Around The House
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Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling
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I’m The Autodidact Of Amour
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47
Oh, My Wife Knows
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48
That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded
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49
The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law
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50
Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party
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51
We Get Five Weeks’ Vacation In Holland
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Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant
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Two Adults In A Small Space
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54
Dude, We’re On The 5 O’Clock News
Eugene Mirman
55
www.thepleasuresallmine.gov
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56
I Don’t Have The Hiccups Anymore
Eugene Mirman
57
Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven
Eugene Mirman
58
These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!
Eugene Mirman
59
Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful
Eugene Mirman
60
I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now
Eugene Mirman
61
The Kindness Of Strangers
Eugene Mirman
62
We’re Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind
Eugene Mirman
63
IT Department Doesn’t Have A Care In The World
Eugene Mirman
64
Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating
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65
I Voted For McCain In 2000
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66
New Car Smell, Old Car Feel
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67
Paul Can Really Push Good
Eugene Mirman
68
Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want
Eugene Mirman
69
David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange
Eugene Mirman
70
Doin’ The Flip-A-Doo
Eugene Mirman
71
Anti-Vaxxer “Saxophone” Relaxer
Eugene Mirman
72
Germaphobe Does Not Mind
Eugene Mirman
73
Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise
Eugene Mirman
74
Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy
Eugene Mirman
75
Fart Walrus
Eugene Mirman
76
French Woman Enjoying A Danish
Eugene Mirman
77
No Shirt, No Shoes — Service
Eugene Mirman
78
With Or Without You (Preferably With)
Eugene Mirman
79
Shouts And Murmurs
Eugene Mirman
80
Pilates Are Invigorating
Eugene Mirman
81
I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu
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82
The Last Rock Star
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83
It's Noon Somewhere
Eugene Mirman
84
My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago
Eugene Mirman
85
Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good
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86
Love Clean Up, Aisle One
Eugene Mirman
87
Found Your Thing Using MapQuest
Eugene Mirman
88
Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store
Eugene Mirman
89
This Cheesecake Is Divine
Eugene Mirman
90
Jam Session
Eugene Mirman
91
Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To)
Eugene Mirman
92
Even Better Than An Associate Degree
Eugene Mirman
93
I Went To School In The Boston Area
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94
Happiness Is A Warm Dong
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Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole
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96
Call Me Dr. Stardust
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97
Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze
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98
Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator
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99
Operation Cooch-Toot
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100
Preggo!
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101
My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days
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102
Sure, In There Is Fine
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103
The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia
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104
Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!)
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105
We Were Just Talking About You
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106
Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford
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107
Sophisticated?
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108
We Deserve A Michelin Star
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109
Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces
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110
Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish
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111
How Very Hemmingway Of You
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112
Drinking Straight Out Of Lust’s Milk Carton
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113
Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation
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114
Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief
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115
I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia?
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116
Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short
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117
Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel?
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118
Dirty Boulevard
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119
Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays?
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120
Portland, ME Is Cool… But Really Weird
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121
The Wish-Maker Will See You Now
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122
Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker
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123
The Shenanigans You Requested
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124
What Gusto!
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125
Please Don’t Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)
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126
Wet Hot Americano
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127
A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source
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128
Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit
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129
A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven
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130
Too Soon?
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131
Please Be Quiet Or You’ll Wake Up My Titties
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132
Never You Mind That
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133
She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter
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134
Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game
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135
Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence
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136
Two Gigolos, One Office Manager
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137
Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting
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138
It Took Another Man’s Wife To Make This Boy A Man
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139
Nothing Goes To Waste
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140
My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse
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141
Make Yourself At Home
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142
Meet Me By The Condom Machine
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143
I Feel Like I’ve Known You For Hours
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144
Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out
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145
Fire Your Dentist!
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146
Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two
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147
Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit
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148
I’m The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There
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149
Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style
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150
Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship
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151
Sally’s In Charge
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152
Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons
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153
The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This “Carrot-Man”
Eugene Mirman
154
It’s Raining Dan
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155
It’s Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking)
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156
College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It’d Be
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157
Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help
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158
A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables
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159
Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting
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160
Best Friends/Next Level
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161
Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real
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162
Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding
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163
A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure
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164
So Glad That Was You Behind Me
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165
An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman
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166
Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude
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167
Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm
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168
Crammin’ For The Jam Exam
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169
I’m Glad We Waited Til Dusk
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170
You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir
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171
Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers
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172
You’re Like John Adams Times 1.5!
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173
Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer
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174
I Guess We’ll Need A New Kitchen
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175
Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other
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176
They Call Me The “You’re Welcome Man”
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177
Let’s Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl
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178
So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse
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179
File Under “The Rolling Stones”
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180
No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct
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181
My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles
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182
Two-State Solution With Benefits
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183
My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position
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184
Can’t Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey
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185
Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning
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186
So This Is Medicaid?
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187
Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie
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188
Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood
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189
Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door
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190
No Senator, I Already Have Two
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191
PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder
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192
Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work
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A Real Whodunnit!
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Horace’s Compromise
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Plutocrats Got Feelings Too
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