Albums
Doctor Diagnosed Me with Terminal Cases of Sleep WAPnea and Clavicle Realness
Apr 2024 • 1 song
A Gentle Reminder That Every Monster Was Once A Baby That Was Loved (Maybe)
Mar 2024 • 1 song
Getting Too Drunk at Happy Hour in the Secret Burger Joint on the Buoy in the Middle of Lake Michigan (feat. Blake Correll)
I'm Not Here for Eno or Basinski I'm Here for a Secret Third Thing
Feb 2024 • 1 song
This is Going to Be the Year that Changes Everything. Oh No. Wait No. 2025 is Going to Be My Year.
Jan 2024 • 1 song
TRADCLASS
Oct 2023 • 6 songs
Gloom Shocka Locka
Oct 2023 • 1 song
Nobody Leaves This Party Until My Mom’s Zenergy Velour Reversible Vest From Chico’s Is Returned
Sep 2023 • 1 song
Gaining the Freshman 15 in Silica Weight
Aug 2023 • 1 song
The Irony Lost on Three Magadonians Committing Crimes in an Isuzu Amigo on Lower Wacker
Jun 2023 • 1 song
Yes, I Can Flex for a 2AM Brainstorm on Napa Auto Parts' Mobile Banner Strategy for PRIDE
Mar 2023 • 1 song
Hypnotically Caucasian Clickbait 4 Sad Boomers
Three Feet Pics Later, My Breathtaking Ocean View Vacation Becomes an E-Girl PSYOP From Hell
Jan 2023 • 1 song
Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: I Do Not Give Facebook Permission to Print Anything Off My Computer
Dec 2022 • 1 song
Channeling My Divorced Energy Into Tanking Twitter While Disproving the Myth That Rich People Are Smart
Nov 2022 • 1 song
Seventeen Hours of Uninterrupted Sleep After Taking Sudafed Sinus and Fighting God
Sep 2022 • 1 song
CHARCHARE TARTARE
Sep 2022 • 11 songs
Atlas of American Anger
Aug 2022 • 1 song
Everyone Knows That Frothing Berserkers Can't Be Tamed Using J.O. Crystals Alone
Jul 2022 • 1 song
Five Horny SCOTUS Judges Air Humping at the Thought of Establishing a Christofacist Nation