Medals in the Chute

1		Twice a Week I'll Wake up and Not Know What Year It Is or Which Timeline I'm In
2		Normalize Not Really Knowing What You Want
3		I Sleep with a Stuffed Turtle Because I Need It and It Needs Me
4		My Search History Is Like How to Become a Dog How to Literally Become a Dog Are Weredogs Real
5		I Have This Cool Trick Where If You Hug Me for Too Long I Can Make Salt Water Come out of My Eye Holes