I Think I Am Ceasing to Be Funny. What a Shame

So Much Static Has Infected My Ears in the Effort to Convince My Friends to Stroll Down the Beach​ (​Note: This Convincing Actually Didn't Happen​)​. But the Buildup is Worth the Risk if it Means You'll Listen to This,5 mins, 25 secs

• I Think I Am Ceasing to Be Funny. What a Shame