Man named newser

(NEWSER) – Pro tip: Don't change your name to Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop unless you're prepared for your every alleged misdeed to make headlines. A Washington state 34-year-old who was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke apparently legally changed his name to just that back in 2011, and since then, he's made the news every time he's had a run-in with the law.

Most recently, Zopittybop-bop-bop was accused of tearing down fliers at the Evergreen State College library Sunday, then scuffling with a responding police officer (including allegedly trying to grab his gun, trying to stab him with a pen, and successfully biting his finger a few times and hitting him in the head with a handcuff case) and fleeing. He then allegedly threw rocks and a brick at a second officer who saw him running, all while somehow fighting off hits from Tasers, batons, and officers' fists alike, the Tri City Herald reports.

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