(NEWSER) – Sometimes, a simple plan works best if you're a criminal. And sometimes, that plan to shove $1,200 worth of meat down your pants and walk out of a supermarket undetected doesn't end so well. Police in Cortlandt, NY, have charged Gregory Rodriguez with grand larceny after accusing him of doing just that at the A&P where he works, reports the local Daily Voice.
Rodriguez was actually arrested a day after the theft, and two burning questions sadly remain unanswered, according to the AP and theJournal News: How many trips did it take, and where's the meat now? (Click to read about another alleged criminal who got tripped up by his cologne.)