(NEWSER) - ISIS chief Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi called on the world's Muslims to join the fight in a message released on Saturday—but it turns out that the world's Muslims have better things to do. After human rights activist Iyad El-Baghdadi tweeted a translation of the ISIS call to arms, hundreds of people offered some hilarious reasons for turning the group down. A selection, per the CBC and theNew York Daily News:

  • Hind al-Sulaiti: "I wanna wait until April and find out what happened to Jon Snow."
  • Mohammad Usman Aijaz: "Nah, I prefer to sleep in and binge watch shows on Netflix."
  • Aim Amraam: "Sorry but I'm watching Star Wars, maybe tomorrow..."
  • Zaid Shaikh: "Sorry dude! Playing Rise of the Tomb Raiders and then have a new year party planned."

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