The Green Onions

The Green Onions

Welcome to the Green Onions podcast! This podcast is where we throw out non-sense, some sense and whole lotta laughter. We talk about our daily lives and sometimes world events...maybe...

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July 6, 2025 55 mins

In this honest and uplifting episode, Common Sense Gurl and Noah unpack why we can be our own worst critics—and how to break that habit. Inspired by Seneca’s wisdom on simple living, they explore the balance between self-discipline and self-compassion.

Noah shares a powerful realization: striving for perfection was killing his joy. A shift toward celebrating small wins changed everything. The conversation touches on how social media...

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The curtain falls on Season One of the Green Onions Podcast with a heartfelt, unfiltered conversation between hosts Common Sense Girl and Noah. What began as a 12-minute experiment has blossomed into a platform where authenticity reigns supreme, filled with what they lovingly call "nonsense, garbage, and a whole lot of laughter."

In this extended finale, the hosts reminisce about their podcasting journey, includi...

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Common Sense Gurl and Noah dive into a free-wheeling conversation about opinions, social media influence, and finding peace in a world full of noise.

• Discussion of why beloved cartoon character Peppy Le Pew was cancelled
• Exploration of Ryan Holiday's Daily Stoic wisdom on how opinions affect our perspective
• Reflection on how social media amplifies opinions and impacts mental health
• Conversation abo...

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Noah and Common Sense Gurl explore the concept of shedding old habits and patterns to make way for renewal and growth, while sharing personal challenges and insights about transformation. The conversation weaves between profound wisdom and lighthearted banter, touching on migraines, self-improvement, and the frustration of encountering people who resist personal growth.

• Reading from "The Book of Awakening" by M...

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Common Sense Girl and Noah explore the challenges of pouring ourselves into relationships without receiving the same energy in return and discuss the Stoic concept of following the Logos as a guide through life's difficult moments.

• The Stoic concept of Logos as the universal force that determines our path
• Biblical wisdom about our "cup runneth over" versus depleting ourselves for others
• How nar...

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February 1, 2025 43 mins

Our childhood nostalgia takes center stage when we revisit beloved books like "Series of Unfortunate Events" and their various adaptations. We invite you to join our reading adventures while sharing amusing reactions to classic Disney tales and their darker origins. The episode is peppered with anecdotes about TV series like Breaking Bad and Dexter, capturing our engagement with gripping storytelling. We're also exci...

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Kick off 2025 with us on the Green Onions podcast as we embark on a journey of lifestyle transformations over traditional resolutions. Noah shares his refreshing experience of a sober January, finding unexpected happiness in self-care, while we reflect on the personal growth stemming from having my niece move in for college. This year, we're diving into the importance of setting realistic goals for sustainable change and teasi...

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December 28, 2024 59 mins

From childhood memories that taught the Duo the power of words to the whimsical tales of pig pardons in sunny Miami, Common Sense Gurl and Noah cover it all. There's also a hearty discussion on fashion trends and societal norms, sprinkled with anecdotes about our podcasting journey. Whether it's the absurdity of selling bath water or the excitement of launching new podcast features, our camaraderie shines through. The duo...

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Join Common Sense Gurl and Noah as they navigate the chaotic beauty of holiday traditions, from decoration disasters to thoughtful reflections on life's fragility. With laughter and quirky stories, the hosts explore everything from nostalgic Coke cans to the tale of Wisdom, the world's oldest bird, all while contemplating their journey toward self-improvement and connection. 
• Discussing holiday preparations and deco...

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Ever found yourself caught in an unexpected bathroom encounter or questioning the mystery behind Scotland's national animal? Join us on the Green Onions podcast as we navigate through the quirkiest of life's moments, from the hilarity of internet memes to the surprising culinary trends that have taken over social media. Noah shares the joy of voting for the first time, a milestone that stirs a sense of responsible citizen...

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October 27, 2024 47 mins

Common Sense Gurl and Noah are BAAAACK, Baby!!! They have battled illness, work, family and just adulting. Join this crazy duo as they entertain you with a little humor and just plain old fashion wisdom!

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October 27, 2024 74 mins

Noah and Common Sense Gurl are back with another episode of light comedy and To Do Lists. Being an adult is hard but join us as we pretend like we have an idea. 
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September 24, 2024 41 mins

The funny duo, Noah and Common Sense Gurl are back at it. This week the Duo discuss life as a wrestler or dancer. Join the two as they get animated and a little serious. 
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September 15, 2024 57 mins

Welcome back to another episode of non-sense and a little sense with Noah and Common Sense Gurl. On this week's episode the duo Noah throws out some Food for Thought and even teaches Common Sense Gurl a thing or two about cooking Jalapeno Poppers. 
Join the duo as they laugh, burp and just have a good time. 

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September 9, 2024 80 mins

Ever wonder how a morning routine can set the tone for an entire day? Let’s start with some laughs as Noah and Common Sense Gurl share their hilarious breakfast rituals and a memorable evening with friends, featuring Ian’s legendary burger-cooking skills. We dive into the quirky debate on cabbage and transition to a deeper reflection inspired by Epictetus and Viktor Frankl's incredible resilience. Discover how the power of cho...

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September 5, 2024 63 mins

Heeyyyy!!!! Ya’ll still here family?!?! Noah and Common Sense Gurl have a little table chat with their good friends Ingrid and Ian that they haven’t seen in a trillion years. Join them as they welcome their first guests and do some catching up on life. Ya’ll Welcome!!

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August 25, 2024 63 mins

This week Common Sense Gurl and Noah sing sweet melodies of sentiments as they talk about parents, who has the power to change beliefs and their week all while sipping on some vodka and juice. 
Enjoy as Common Sense Gurl gives Noah a public compliment. It’s legendary!!! 

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August 19, 2024 79 mins

Noah and Common Sense Girl are at it again with their wildness!!! Join them for a little Food for Thought and a wicked celebrity rant!

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August 9, 2024 70 mins

Noah and Common Sense Gurl are at it again with their Shenanigans!! The Duo are discussing topics such as the Olympics to the genres of music. 

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August 4, 2024 64 mins

Welcome to Green Onions Podcast on this Sunday morning!!! NEXM and Common Sense Gurl come with a movie review, devotional and little music in their soul. 

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