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Episodes

  • Sloppy Seconds 10.21.14 - Arachnid Erections

    Oct 21, 2014 | 22 min
    Spiders that give you an erection, plus Nibbles the ferret and more you didn't hear on air
  • Chet's Nuts Roasting......

    Oct 21, 2014 | 8 min
    Stalker gets roasted in a chimney
  • RATF 10.21.14 - Stringbean and Grandpa

    Oct 21, 2014 | 8 min
    Stringbean was MURDERED!!! Plus a special bonus: Discovered by Grandpa Jones
  • HUYAH 10.21.14 - Wheel of Misfortune

    Oct 21, 2014 | 11 min
    Teacher makes kids spin the Wheel of Misfortune. Shockingly, gets in trouble for it!
  • HUYAH 10.21.14 - Wheel of Misfortune

    Oct 21, 2014 | 11 min
    Teacher makes kids spin the Wheel of Misfortune. Shockingly, gets in trouble for it!
  • Sloppy Seconds 10.20.14 - The Murse

    Oct 20, 2014 | 19 min
    The leftovers you couldn't hear on the air, including some details about Patrick's purse???
  • Ebola Ain't Funny

    Oct 20, 2014 | 6 min
    Obama appoints E-Team to stop ebola (but is Mr. T on the team?) and a man is arrested for an ebola joke.
  • RATF 10.20.14 - Penis Mob

    Oct 20, 2014 | 11 min
    Would-be rapist has penis severed by angry mob
  • HUYAH 10.20.14 - Inflatable Butt Plug

    Oct 20, 2014 | 11 min
    In France, apparently a giant inflatable butt plug is considered art... Who knew?
  • Sloppy Seconds 10.17.14 - The Best Of The Week

    Oct 17, 2014 | 16 min
    A week's worth of stuff you couldn't hear on the air with Corey and Patrick!
  • Angry Patrick: Save the tattoos

    Oct 17, 2014 | 7 min
    A company offers to let you keep your dead loved one's tattoos???
  • Week In Review 10.17.14 - The Headlines

    Oct 17, 2014 | 5 min
    Corey skewers the news headlines of the week
  • RATF 10.17.14 - His Last Wish

    Oct 17, 2014 | 11 min
    He requested that his wife have sex with him one last time before he was buried... In his coffin...
  • HUYAH 10.17.14 - The Pink Panties

    Oct 17, 2014 | 10 min
    Never get a colonoscopy where you work. You might wake up in pink panties?
  • Sloppy Seconds 10.16.14 - Embarrassing Moments

    Oct 16, 2014 | 18 min
    The Most Embarrassing Moments for Corey and Patrick
  • On Family Feud? Really?

    Oct 16, 2014 | 5 min
    If you've got a problem with your husband's junk, you probably shouldn't tell everyone in the STUDIO AUDIENCE!
  • RATF 10.16.14 - Gimme That Soda

    Oct 16, 2014 | 11 min
    Camel gets angry with a man who won't share his Coca-Cola... That man is now dead. Don't screw with camels.
  • HUYAH 10.16.14 - Drunk Drivers

    Oct 16, 2014 | 10 min
    Don't ever try to bribe the police... Especially if you're drunk and you think a Mountain Dew will buy your way to freedom...
  • Sloppy Seconds 10.15.14 - Big Words

    Oct 15, 2014 | 18 min
    Corey and Patrick take on stories you couldn't hear on air... And use words they couldn't really pronounce...
  • RATF 10.15.14 - You weren't THAT evil...

    Oct 15, 2014 | 11 min
    4th grader kills grandma with a cane, and more disturbing stories from Corey and Patrick
  • HUYAH 10.15.14 - Wrong Address

    Oct 15, 2014 | 9 min
    Construction company builds a half-million dollar house at the WRONG ADDRESS, the rattiest city in the US, and more.
  • Sloppy Seconds 10.14.14 - Halloween and Sex Dolls

    Oct 14, 2014 | 19 min
    Corey and Patrick discuss inappropriate Halloween costumes and your Sex Doll future.
  • Scott Ian Interview

    Oct 14, 2014 | 11 min
    Corey and Patrick talk with Anthrax frontman Scott Ian
  • The New Sex Gadget

    Oct 14, 2014 | 7 min
    Patrick Corners Corey Again About New Sex Gadget
  • RATF 10.14.14 - Arkansan on "Surviving Evil"

    Oct 14, 2014 | 9 min
    An Arkansan was featured on Discovery Channel's "Surviving Evil"
  • HUYAH 10.14.14 - Naked In A Tree

    Oct 14, 2014 | 11 min
    Naked tree climbing woman gets a meth dealer arrested. What???
  • Sloppy Seconds 10.13.14 - The Washington Floods

    Oct 13, 2014 | 20 min
    Washington DC will flood daily by 2045? Plus other stuff that didn't get mentioned on the air!
  • Lions and tigers and jaguars, oh my!

    Oct 13, 2014 | 8 min
    A toddler falls into the jaguar exhibit at the Little Rock Zoo
  • RATF 10.13.14 - Mysterious Nosebleed

    Oct 13, 2014 | 7 min
    What's 3 inches long and gives a woman a nosebleed? Corey and Patrick know!
  • HUYAH 10.13.14 - They Have Drive Thru

    Oct 13, 2014 | 10 min
    The drive-thru funeral home meets its demise...
  • Sloppy Seconds 10.10.14 - The Sloppiest

    Oct 10, 2014 | 17 min
    All the leftover stuff you couldn't hear on the radio, now available here!
  • RATF 10.10.14 - Sacrificial Goat

    Oct 10, 2014 | 10 min
    Two For One!!! Sacrificial goat lands on boy's head!
  • HUYAH 10.10.14 - Gun Robber

    Oct 10, 2014 | 9 min
    Man gets an open carry permit for his pistol... He is then immediately robbed of his gun!
  • Week in Review: ISIS and Ebola

    Oct 10, 2014 | 5 min
    ISIS and ebola get the Corey One-Liner treatment
  • Angry Patrick: Birth Control

    Oct 10, 2014 | 6 min
    Patrick rants about a 22 year old woman who used a POTATO as a form of BIRTH CONTROL?
  • Sloppy Seconds 10.9.14 - Gloating and Sex

    Oct 9, 2014 | 19 min
    Corey rails on Obama, Patrick rails on Robertson, and some audio you didn't hear on air
  • RATF 10.9.14 - Oedipus Complex

    Oct 9, 2014 | 9 min
    Corpse Christi, Texas? He killed his mom? Then he did what?????
  • HUYAH 10.9.14 - Two Steps Back

    Oct 9, 2014 | 9 min
    Backwards feet, trying on panties, false arrest, and more weird stories
  • Sloppy Seconds 10.8.14 - Lifespans

    Oct 8, 2014 | 20 min
    How long will you live, will RDJ do Ironman 4, and other burning questions
  • What is a fluffernutter?

    Oct 8, 2014 | 10 min
    Whatever it is, it has its own day!
  • RATF 10.8.14 - Foot Goes Pop

    Oct 8, 2014 | 11 min
    A story consisting of hundreds of eggs and one guy's foot
  • HUYAH 10.8.14 - Droppin The Deuce

    Oct 8, 2014 | 9 min
    Dwarf gets pissed, drops a deuce...
  • Sloppy Seconds 10.7.14 - The Keepsake Box

    Oct 7, 2014 | 18 min
    What's in Corey and Patrick's Keepsake Box?
  • Gas Station Panic

    Oct 7, 2014 | 9 min
    C&P discuss how Little Rock residents seem to be panicking over a Mega-Gas Station
  • RATF 10.7.14 - Lived To Die Another Day

    Oct 7, 2014 | 11 min
    Man survives a terrible crash... Only to be killed when his wife comes to help!
  • HUYAH 10.7.14 - The Lazarus Dog

    Oct 7, 2014 | 8 min
    Euthanized dog wakes up and goes on to live a happy life!
  • Sloppy Seconds 10.6.14 - Horror Movies

    Oct 6, 2014 | 19 min
    Corey and Patrick talk scary movies and Halloween, plus audio that you didn't get to hear on air!
  • RATF 10.6.14 - Dogfights and Dead People

    Oct 6, 2014 | 10 min
    Killer Puppies, and Trolling will get you KILLED!!!
  • HUYAH 10.6.14 - Politicians and Thieves

    Oct 6, 2014 | 9 min
    Political campaigns hit a new low, and apparently if you steal something you're supposed to run into the woods?
  • Sloppy Seconds 10.3.14 - The Week's Best

    Oct 3, 2014 | 19 min
    The Best of Corey and Patrick you didn't hear this week.
  • STOREgasm!!!

    Oct 3, 2014 | 9 min
    Corey goes into full blown storegasm!
  • Angry Patrick: Secret Service

    Oct 3, 2014 | 6 min
    What would happen if Angry Patrick were in charge of the Secret Service?
  • Week In Review: Ebola and Michael Phelps

    Oct 3, 2014 | 5 min
    Corey one-liners his way through ebola, White House fence jumpers, Michael Phelps, and lots more
  • RATF 10.3.14 - I've got your arm!

    Oct 3, 2014 | 9 min
    Shark rips off an arm, what do you do?
  • HUYAH 10.3.14 - Chicken Golf

    Oct 3, 2014 | 10 min
    Chicken golf... The saga continues
  • Sloppy Seconds 10.2.14 - How Lucky Are You?

    Oct 2, 2014 | 18 min
    You may be lucky, but you're not as lucky as this 16 year old dude.
  • Welcome Back Charlie Sheen

    Oct 2, 2014 | 6 min
    Oh, Charlie Sheen, how we've missed you!
  • RATF 10.2.14 - Death By Golf

    Oct 2, 2014 | 11 min
    920 chickens get killed by golf. Would you call that a birdie?
  • HUYAH 10.2.14 - Freeze or I'll BOOMERANG!

    Oct 2, 2014 | 10 min
    An Australian man tries to rob a gas station... with a boomerang...
  • Sloppy Seconds 10.1.14 - Complaint Call

    Oct 1, 2014 | 20 min
    Corey and Patrick have the complaint call you NEED to hear
  • Ebola is good for you?

    Oct 1, 2014 | 7 min
    How to Make Ebola Good for You?
  • RATF 10.1.14 - Death by Roller Coaster

    Oct 1, 2014 | 11 min
    Hunters Can Now Add Roller Coaster to their choice of wepons this Deer Season
  • HUYAH 10.1.14 - A Giant Poo

    Oct 1, 2014 | 11 min
    A Big Ball of Poopy Fell On Her House & Other Tales of Insanity
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.30.14 - Get Smarter

    Sep 30, 2014 | 19 min
    This chunk of unused audio could make you 29% smarter!
  • White House Break In

    Sep 30, 2014 | 9 min
    The guy that broke into the White House was practically wearing Obama's robe!
  • RATF 9.30.14 - Skydivers

    Sep 30, 2014 | 7 min
    Tandem skydivers are somewhat flatter today...
  • HUYAH 9.30.14 - Giant's Tool

    Sep 30, 2014 | 10 min
    Have you been introduced to The Giant's Penis? Come on over...
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.29.14 - J-Lo Gets Rear-Ended

    Sep 29, 2014 | 21 min
    The Internet Gone Wild, J-Lo Gets Rear-Ended and What About This New Kind of War?
  • The Starbucks of the CIA

    Sep 29, 2014 | 5 min
    The Starbucks in the CIA Headquarters Has Some Different Rules
  • RATF 9.29.14 - So weird...

    Sep 29, 2014 | 11 min
    Cow vs Softballs. Not so soft.
  • HUYAH 9.29.14 - Now That's a Refund

    Sep 29, 2014 | 10 min
    Why wouldn't anyone believe she had a 94 Million Dollar Tax Return?
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.26.14 - Second Helpings

    Sep 26, 2014 | 17 min
    Extras from Corey and Patrick in the Morning that you couldn't hear on air!
  • Angry Patrick: Jesus Ken Doll

    Sep 26, 2014 | 6 min
    Patrick rants about Jesus Ken Doll, Burgers Gone Sexy and Liam Neeson Must Be Stopped
  • Week In Review 9.26.14 - Divorce

    Sep 26, 2014 | 5 min
    Corey goes all one-linery on The Jenner Divorce, Mama June Break Up, Three-Boobed Woman and more!
  • RATF 9.26.14 - Sushi

    Sep 26, 2014 | 9 min
    Before you eat that sushi, you'd better listen to this
  • HUYAH 9.26.14 - The Secret Ingredient

    Sep 26, 2014 | 11 min
    Restaurant Uses Secret Ingredient to Make Noodles Irresistable
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.25.14 - The Rest Of The Story

    Sep 25, 2014 | 21 min
    More from Corey and Patrick that you didn't get to hear on air
  • Fast Food Hijinx

    Sep 25, 2014 | 6 min
    A "McCarJacking" and a story about the burger chain that gives sex toys with meals!
  • RATF 9.25.14 - E.D. of Death

    Sep 25, 2014 | 6 min
    Killer who failed to get an erection admits "She laughed, I snapped"...
  • HUYAH 9.25.14 - Think You've Had A Bad Day?

    Sep 25, 2014 | 9 min
    If you've think you've had a bad day, these tales of idiots galore will make it better!
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.24.14 - Russ Vegas

    Sep 24, 2014 | 18 min
    Russ Vegas Is Tired of Stinky Air and Muthapumkin Spice Audio
  • Mutha Pumpkin Drinks

    Sep 24, 2014 | 4 min
    I'm Sick of All These Muthapumpkin Spice Flavors On All These Muthapumpkin Drinks, Muthapumpkin!
  • RATF 9.24.14 - Becoming One With A Tiger

    Sep 24, 2014 | 7 min
    Man wants to bond with a tiger... He becomes lunch...
  • HUYAH 9.24.14 - You Want Meth With That?

    Sep 24, 2014 | 11 min
    "I'd like a taco with lettuce, cheese, tomato... and a side of meth, please."
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.23.14 - Outrage in Cabot

    Sep 23, 2014 | 18 min
    Corey and Patrick take calls about the convicted murderer working at Cabot Jr. High
  • She has THREE?

    Sep 23, 2014 | 6 min
    Woman has surgery to add a third breast because she wants to be "less attractive"
  • RATF 9.23.14 - Through The Woodchipper

    Sep 23, 2014 | 12 min
    Man trips and falls into a wood chipper... At least he went out with wood!
  • HUYAH 9.23.14 - Three Stooges To The Rescue

    Sep 23, 2014 | 8 min
    Attacked By Croc? Go for the Three Stooges Defense?
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.22.14 - Food Scars

    Sep 22, 2014 | 21 min
    Corey and Patrick talk stuff your parents made you eat that you still can't stand now, plus info about "Now That's What I Call Dead" album coming soon.
  • The Not-So-United States of America

    Sep 22, 2014 | 8 min
    Seems that about 25% of Americans want to secede from the United States
  • RATF 9.22.14 - Uh... Ma'am...

    Sep 22, 2014 | 9 min
    Excuse me, ma'am, but your nether region is ON FIRE!!!!
  • HUYAH 9.22.14 - What's In Your Pocket?

    Sep 22, 2014 | 9 min
    Bad: Getting caught shoplifting... WORSE: Getting caught trying to shoplift a pocket punani!
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.19.14 - The Best Of The Week

    Sep 19, 2014 | 21 min
    Corey and Patrick share the best of the stuff they couldn't put on the air this week!
  • RATF 9.19.14 - Beat me til I'm happy!

    Sep 19, 2014 | 9 min
    It's the hap happiest whipping of all... Wait, what????
  • Angry Patrick: French Vanilla

    Sep 19, 2014 | 6 min
    Science has come up with a way to make your farts smell like french vanilla... Patrick explains...
  • Week In Review: iPhone 6, The NFL, and Divorce

    Sep 19, 2014 | 6 min
    Corey shares feelings on the iPhone 6, the NFL and Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger's divorce
  • HUYAH 9.19.14 - Smell Something Burning?

    Sep 19, 2014 | 10 min
    Practical joke goes wrong as a driver's arm pit hair is set on fire... Guess what happened next?
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.18.14 - Patrick Confesses

    Sep 18, 2014 | 19 min
    Corey suckered Patrick into confessing WHAT???
  • Stop Stoner Stereotypes

    Sep 18, 2014 | 9 min
    Marijuana Activists have begun a campaign to stop Stoner Stereotypes
  • RATF 9.18.14 - Tombstone Reenactment

    Sep 18, 2014 | 8 min
    Man Reenacts Tombstone and Doc Holidays His Sister
  • HUYAH 9.18.14 - The Problem with Three Ways

    Sep 18, 2014 | 8 min
    Problems Come Up When Couple Invites Homeless Man for Three Way
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.17.14 - Run For Your Life

    Sep 17, 2014 | 21 min
    Guy gets off a plane and ALL 3 GIRLFRIENDS are waiting on him? Yup, he's screwed...
  • What's up with the NFL?

    Sep 17, 2014 | 7 min
    According to Corey and Patrick, the NFL has gone mad!
  • RATF 9.17.14 - The Gators

    Sep 17, 2014 | 9 min
    Suicide vs Suiciden: Fire vs Gator
  • HUYAH 9.17.14 - Goldfish Surgery

    Sep 17, 2014 | 8 min
    We do a lot for our pets, but would you pay for BRAIN SURGERY ON A GOLDFISH?
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.16.14 - Crazy Celebs

    Sep 16, 2014 | 16 min
    Celebs being crazy, Food in the news, and other stuff you didn't get to hear on the air with Corey and Patrick
  • Deer, hunting

    Sep 16, 2014 | 6 min
    Arkansas deer are coming for you!!!
  • RATF 9.16.14 - Recycled Grandma

    Sep 16, 2014 | 11 min
    You can recycle anything... Why not Grandma? And don't mind the leopards, they're alcoholics...
  • HUYAH 9.16.14 - Mom Febreezes Son

    Sep 16, 2014 | 10 min
    A 69 year old mother is charged with spraying her adult son with Febreeze!
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.15.14 - Miley vs Led Zepplin

    Sep 15, 2014 | 18 min
    Monday morning battle after the show. Bill Hader vs The Terminator, Miley Cyrus vs Led Zepplin
  • Poop that smells like roses

    Sep 15, 2014 | 7 min
    Scientists have found a way to make your poo smell like roses. Seriously.
  • RATF 9.15.14 - Man Dies Donating Sperm

    Sep 15, 2014 | 8 min
    Man dies while trying to make a donation at his local sperm bank. Well, if you gotta go...
  • HUYAH 9.15.14 - Stop playing or I'll shoot!

    Sep 15, 2014 | 9 min
    Woman pulls a gun on a kid because they won't stop playing the clarinet
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.12.14 - iPhone 6, Judges, and more

    Sep 12, 2014 | 20 min
    iPhone, iWatch, iPee... Whatever. A judge gets fired, Sons of Guns guy is going to jail, and more stuff we couldn't talk about on air.
  • RATF 9.12.14 - Ran him over... TWICE

    Sep 12, 2014 | 12 min
    Cops run over a cyclist TWICE... You know, just to be sure...
  • HUYAH 9.12.14 - Police Chase with a Hoveround?

    Sep 12, 2014 | 10 min
    Guy goes to Walmart, decided to shoplift, then used a motorized cart for the getaway... Really?
  • Week In Review: Obama and the iPhone

    Sep 12, 2014 | 5 min
    Corey one-liners Apple, Obama, the iPhone 6, and more!
  • Angry Patrick: Anatomically Correct

    Sep 12, 2014 | 7 min
    Angry Patrick talks about Ray Rice and something to do with an anatomically correct Satan statue???
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.11.14 - Getting Respect

    Sep 11, 2014 | 21 min
    Tatted up employees are (finally) getting some respect, and Why Starbucks gets your name wrong!
  • Penises in the News

    Sep 11, 2014 | 8 min
    Penises (or is it penii?) making headlines in the news