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Episodes

  • Sloppy Seconds 9.17.14 - Run For Your Life

    Sep 17, 2014 | 21 min
    Guy gets off a plane and ALL 3 GIRLFRIENDS are waiting on him? Yup, he's screwed...
  • What's up with the NFL?

    Sep 17, 2014 | 7 min
    According to Corey and Patrick, the NFL has gone mad!
  • RATF 9.17.14 - The Gators

    Sep 17, 2014 | 9 min
    Suicide vs Suiciden: Fire vs Gator
  • HUYAH 9.17.14 - Goldfish Surgery

    Sep 17, 2014 | 8 min
    We do a lot for our pets, but would you pay for BRAIN SURGERY ON A GOLDFISH?
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.16.14 - Crazy Celebs

    Sep 16, 2014 | 16 min
    Celebs being crazy, Food in the news, and other stuff you didn't get to hear on the air with Corey and Patrick
  • Deer, hunting

    Sep 16, 2014 | 6 min
    Arkansas deer are coming for you!!!
  • RATF 9.16.14 - Recycled Grandma

    Sep 16, 2014 | 11 min
    You can recycle anything... Why not Grandma? And don't mind the leopards, they're alcoholics...
  • HUYAH 9.16.14 - Mom Febreezes Son

    Sep 16, 2014 | 10 min
    A 69 year old mother is charged with spraying her adult son with Febreeze!
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.15.14 - Miley vs Led Zepplin

    Sep 15, 2014 | 18 min
    Monday morning battle after the show. Bill Hader vs The Terminator, Miley Cyrus vs Led Zepplin
  • Poop that smells like roses

    Sep 15, 2014 | 7 min
    Scientists have found a way to make your poo smell like roses. Seriously.
  • RATF 9.15.14 - Man Dies Donating Sperm

    Sep 15, 2014 | 8 min
    Man dies while trying to make a donation at his local sperm bank. Well, if you gotta go...
  • HUYAH 9.15.14 - Stop playing or I'll shoot!

    Sep 15, 2014 | 9 min
    Woman pulls a gun on a kid because they won't stop playing the clarinet
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.12.14 - iPhone 6, Judges, and more

    Sep 12, 2014 | 20 min
    iPhone, iWatch, iPee... Whatever. A judge gets fired, Sons of Guns guy is going to jail, and more stuff we couldn't talk about on air.
  • RATF 9.12.14 - Ran him over... TWICE

    Sep 12, 2014 | 12 min
    Cops run over a cyclist TWICE... You know, just to be sure...
  • HUYAH 9.12.14 - Police Chase with a Hoveround?

    Sep 12, 2014 | 10 min
    Guy goes to Walmart, decided to shoplift, then used a motorized cart for the getaway... Really?
  • Week In Review: Obama and the iPhone

    Sep 12, 2014 | 5 min
    Corey one-liners Apple, Obama, the iPhone 6, and more!
  • Angry Patrick: Anatomically Correct

    Sep 12, 2014 | 7 min
    Angry Patrick talks about Ray Rice and something to do with an anatomically correct Satan statue???
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.11.14 - Getting Respect

    Sep 11, 2014 | 21 min
    Tatted up employees are (finally) getting some respect, and Why Starbucks gets your name wrong!
  • Penises in the News

    Sep 11, 2014 | 8 min
    Penises (or is it penii?) making headlines in the news
  • RATF 9.11.14 - Trainer Flattened By Best Friend

    Sep 11, 2014 | 7 min
    Elephant trainer flattened by his best friend... Who has a trunk... And big feet...
  • HUYAH 9.11.14 - Strange Tales of WTF

    Sep 11, 2014 | 8 min
    An L.A. woman threatens to poop on a dog owner's doorstep, and more tales that make you go WTF?
  • Al Pacino and a Wookie

    Sep 10, 2014 | 6 min
    Turns out that Al Pacino could have been Han Solo! What would that be like???
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.10.14 - Christmas in September?

    Sep 10, 2014 | 21 min
    Christmas music in September? Really??? Plus, did you know that the iPhone 6 is the devil?
  • The New Apple Watch

    Sep 10, 2014 | 5 min
    It's time for yet another new iPhone, and now the new Apple Watch... Corey and Patrick discuss apps THEY want to see.
  • RATF 9.10.14 - Beware The Trailer Park

    Sep 10, 2014 | 9 min
    Locked in a trailer park, a skull in the river, weed in your prosthetic, and other strange stories from Corey and Patrick
  • HUYAH 9.10.14 - The Poop Fairy

    Sep 10, 2014 | 9 min
    The Poop Fairy, The Grim Reaper, and a world record beer carrier!
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.9.14 - The Leftovers

    Sep 9, 2014 | 21 min
    All the stuff Corey and Patrick couldn't put on the air today! You've gotta hear this!
  • RATF 9.9.14 - Dress Shoes

    Sep 9, 2014 | 13 min
    The shoe was FULL??? Plus shark attacks, urban exploring, and other gruesome stories of the day
  • HUYAH 9.9.14 - Marking Territory

    Sep 9, 2014 | 9 min
    Hoveround chair didn't get the right-of-way, guys "marking their territory" in Walmart, and DON'T TOUCH ANOTHER MAN'S MEATBALLS!
  • Ray Rice is a dirtbag

    Sep 9, 2014 | 11 min
    Corey and Patrick discuss the Ray Rice incident video and his suspension
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.8.14 - The Facebook Diet

    Sep 8, 2014 | 19 min
    Corey and Patrick talk "The Facebook Diet", the Hapi-Fork, Corey's master plan, and more
  • Remembering Joan Rivers Memorable Memorial

    Sep 8, 2014 | 5 min
    Joan Rivers Memorial Better Than Any Award Show This Year aka Wolverine Sings
  • RATF 9.8.14 - Google Streetview Killed My Dog!

    Sep 8, 2014 | 12 min
    Did the Google Streetview Car Just Run Over Rover and Other Gruesome Tales
  • HUYAH 9.8.14 - Mowing The Lawn

    Sep 8, 2014 | 8 min
    Burglar offers to mow the lawn if the homeowners will let him go! WTH?
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.5.14 - The Weekend Begins

    Sep 5, 2014 | 25 min
    What Corey and Patrick couldn't say on the air during the broadcast, now in convenient podcast form!
  • RATF 9.5.14 - Ice Bucket Challenge... You're doing it wrong...

    Sep 5, 2014 | 9 min
    Ice bucket challenge, minus the ice, plus some nastiness you really don't want to know about. Ye be warned...
  • HUYAH 9.5.14 - They did WHAT???

    Sep 5, 2014 | 10 min
    Today's headlines somehow defies explanation... You just gotta hear it for yourself.
  • Angry Patrick: Robbing The Adult Store

    Sep 5, 2014 | 6 min
    Patrick rants about the Adult Store robbery and other stories of the week.
  • Week In Review 9.5.14

    Sep 5, 2014 | 5 min
    Corey runs down the biggest news of the week... And makes fun of it every step of the way
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.4.14 - On Strike

    Sep 4, 2014 | 20 min
    In today's offerings, Corey and Patrick talk Fast Food Strikes, the NFL Season, and share some unused audio bits!
  • Tis' the Season...

    Sep 4, 2014 | 6 min
    Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?
  • RATF 9.4.14 - Extra Cream in the Coffee

    Sep 4, 2014 | 7 min
    Guy Adds "Extra Cream" to Her Coffee and Who Put The Kid In the Spin Cycle?
  • HUYAH 9.4.14 - Woman Marries Dog

    Sep 4, 2014 | 11 min
    A woman marries a dog to break the curse on her village, plus other tales of extreme stupidity.
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.3.14 - Duck Dynasty vs ISIS

    Sep 3, 2014 | 20 min
    Phil Robertson chimes in about ISIS problem, The "Fappening", Home Depot's been hacked too, and other stuff you didn't get on the air today.
  • RATF 9.3.14 - He Took His Own Head Off

    Sep 3, 2014 | 9 min
    Man decapitates himself with a CAR, chicken receives a death sentence for civil violation, and more
  • HUYAH 9.3.14 - Wedding Bash Goes Wrong

    Sep 3, 2014 | 10 min
    Wedding bash turned brawl, stealing sex toys, unusual tenant contracts, and more
  • Sloppy Seconds 9.2.14 - Millenials in the Workplace

    Sep 2, 2014 | 24 min
    Cee Lo Gets Probation for Giving Chic Ecstasy, The Guys Talk TV, Calls About Millennials in the Workplace
  • Celebs Got Hacked

    Sep 2, 2014 | 7 min
    Jennifer Lawrence and 99 Other Celebs Hacked for Nude Photos
  • RATF 9.2.14 - Getting your butt pierced

    Sep 2, 2014 | 11 min
    Woman's Ass Impaled While Texting & Driving PLUS TV Host was allegedly shot and killed by his son-in-law, who was also thought to be his lover
  • HUYAH 9.2.14 - The "Dark Lord" gets arrested

    Sep 2, 2014 | 9 min
    The "Dark Lord" was arrested yesterday after allegedly setting fire to a Bible and then urinating on it outside of a rescue mission
  • Week In Review 8.29.14 - Eminem and Ice Cube

    Aug 29, 2014 | 10 min
    AUDIO EDITION: Eminem Does Led Zep, The Ice Cube Challenge and Roast of Joan Rivers
  • Angry Patrick: Fantasy Football

    Aug 29, 2014 | 7 min
    NEW RANT THEME FROM DARK FROM DAY ONE. Sponsor my Wedding, Angelina Jolie Almost at Full Power and Fantasy Football Will Be In Your Kids' Math Curriculum
  • RATF 8.29.14 - Selfie with a dead guy

    Aug 29, 2014 | 8 min
    Mr Ho, the Head Kabob, & a Selfie with a Dead Guy
  • HUYAH 8.29.14 - Ummmm..... EWWWWWW

    Aug 29, 2014 | 10 min
    Watching the Notebook & Having Sex in a Church Trailer Is GREAT but NOT If It's Your Sister
  • The Best Riffs of All Time

    Aug 28, 2014 | 8 min
    Jeff and Patrick discuss which are the best guitar riffs of all time. Listen and see if you agree
  • RATF 8.28.14 - Widow vs Leopard

    Aug 28, 2014 | 9 min
    Adventures In Babysitting: featuring throat stabbing Sha Sha, the kitten who survived, and a Widow takes on a leopard!
  • HUYAH 8.28.14 - Duct Tape Daycare

    Aug 28, 2014 | 7 min
    Duct Tape Daycare, Grandpa Is a Mule, Interrupt His BJ and He Will Shoot You
  • RATF 8.26.14 - Death by dog toy

    Aug 26, 2014 | 8 min
    The worst stories you'll hear all day! Just trust us... THE WORST!
  • HUYAH 8.26.14 - Cops and Robbers

    Aug 26, 2014 | 11 min
    Crook gets busted by Ice Bucket Challenge, Grandma took down a running criminal, and more
  • Granny's Got A New Job...

    Aug 25, 2014 | 17 min
    Grandma decided that she didn't like Retirement Homes. So she decided to get into porn??? WHAT???
  • RATF 8.25.14 - Cobra Soup

    Aug 25, 2014 | 8 min
    Cobra Soup Turns Deadly, Soccer Fans Take Out Only Scorer With Rock, That Baby Skeleton Was in There 36 Years and MORE
  • Sloppy Seconds 8.22.14 - Bill Clinton's Cigars

    Aug 22, 2014 | 19 min
    Clinton's $1000 cigar, Arkansans being scammed on Facebook, new app from the creator of Flappy Bird, and more that we didn't get on the air today.
  • Week In Review: Robin Williams Burial

    Aug 22, 2014 | 5 min
    Robin Williams Burial at Sea, Tornado in Detroit, W Takes Ice Bucket Challenge and more
  • Angry Patrick: Ice Bucket Challenge

    Aug 22, 2014 | 7 min
    NFL Wants Halftime Artists to Pay Them To Perform, Ice Bucket Challenge Haters Addressed, and High Schooler Suspended For Saying Bless You?
  • RATF 8.22.14 - Suicide Tourists

    Aug 22, 2014 | 6 min
    Suicide Tourists Hit Switzerland, Circus Camel Bites Ki's Head (not toe) and The Final Jeopardy for Former Contestant
  • HUYAH 8.22.14 - Scott Weiland robs a pharmacy

    Aug 22, 2014 | 10 min
    Scott Weiland Robs Pharmacy, Wal Mart Upskirter Caught Red-Footed, and Satanists Steal Communion Wafer for Sacrifice.
  • Sloppy Seconds 8.21.14 - Dating Naked Lawsuit

    Aug 21, 2014 | 24 min
    TV Show Stuff, Dating Naked Lawsuit, Are Milennials Getting a Bad Rap and Where the Hell Is Your Vacaton Time?
  • Don't Say Bless You!!!

    Aug 21, 2014 | 7 min
    Student says "bless you" to someone who sneezed in class... And gets suspended!
  • RATF 8.21.14 - Boiling Water Hurts

    Aug 21, 2014 | 10 min
    Ah, there's nothing like boiling water to the junk, and Tapeworm... it's what's for dinner!
  • HUYAH 8.21.14 - I forgot my cocaine, officer...

    Aug 21, 2014 | 9 min
    Arkadelphia Woman Goes Into Cop Shop and Forgets Little Ole Bag of Cocaine in Her Pocket, Drunk on a Segways, More Duggar Babies
  • Sloppy Seconds 8.20.14 - Bieber Crashes Company Stock

    Aug 20, 2014 | 23 min
    Bieber Crashes Company Stock, Gary Busey Feels Swayze's Ghost, and Michelle Duggar vs Transgender/Transsexuals
  • Corey Faked It...

    Aug 20, 2014 | 6 min
    Just in case you were wondering, Corey has admitted to faking the "big O"... C&P discuss..... You've been warned!
  • RATF 8.20.14 - Michael Jackson Eats A Man

    Aug 20, 2014 | 12 min
    Albino Croc Named Michael Jackson Eats Man (not boy) and Woman Sets Husband on Fire Over Pesticides
  • HUYAH 8.20.14 - You Look Sick. Get out!

    Aug 20, 2014 | 8 min
    72 year old woman kicked off plane for LOOKING sick. Bonus: She gets $20 coupon for tea and soup
  • Sloppy Seconds 8.19.14 - Game Of Thrones Baby Names

    Aug 19, 2014 | 23 min
    Surviving a Shipwreck Means Horrible Things, Game of Thrones Creates Baby Names We Don't Need, The Expendables Parody, Patrick's Ice Bucket Challenge and Corey teases a new challenge
  • A Baby Will Cost You!!!

    Aug 19, 2014 | 5 min
    According to a new study, a baby will cost you over 250k? Seriously?
  • RATF 8.19.14 - The Penis Collector

    Aug 19, 2014 | 9 min
    The Penis Collector and Woman Hits Cyclists and Has Meth in Her Hot Pocket
  • HUYAH 8.19.14 - Dying To Leave

    Aug 19, 2014 | 10 min
    Dying To Leave You, 85 in My Flippy Floppies, and Your License is Suspended From a 33 Year Old Ticket
  • Sloppy Seconds 8.18.14 - Westboro vs Robin Williams

    Aug 19, 2014 | 22 min
    Westboro to Protest Robin Williams' Funeral, Transgender Kids, Ice Bucket Challenge and The Beverly Meth Billies
  • RATF 8.14.14 - Cliffdiving Selfies

    Aug 14, 2014 | 5 min
    Don't let your 5 year old take your selfie, you'll die... Siri can't help you hide a body... And more from Patrick and Jeff.
  • HUYAH 8.14.14 - Patrick and Jeff

    Aug 14, 2014 | 12 min
    With Corey out, Patrick and Jeff discuss arachnophobia, explosions, levitating speakers, and why the chicken REALLY crossed the road...
  • Sloppy Seconds 8.13.14

    Aug 13, 2014 | 19 min
    New stuff from Corey and Patrick that you didn't get to hear on air!
  • RATF 8.13.14 - Death By Barbecue

    Aug 13, 2014 | 11 min
    Near fatal barbecue accident, teens go medieval, and human recycling?
  • Sloppy Seconds 8.12.14 - Unaired calls about Robin Williams

    Aug 12, 2014 | 17 min
    Commentary and unaired calls about the Robin Williams controversy.
  • R.I.P. Robin Williams

    Aug 12, 2014 | 9 min
    Corey and Patrick discuss the death of comedy great and amazing actor, Robin Williams
  • RATF 8.12.14 - Headwounds Everywhere!

    Aug 12, 2014 | 8 min
    Giant knife to the head, decapitating yourself with a chainsaw... It's that kind of day...
  • HUYAH 8.12.14 - You ever have that dream???

    Aug 12, 2014 | 7 min
    One lady lives the dream... of showing up to school with no pants. Another woman decided to shave her bikini line... While on the interstate!
  • Sloppy Seconds 8.11.14 - A PooPoo Selfie?

    Aug 11, 2014 | 18 min
    After the show, Corey and Patrick share some Unused Audio, Miley Selfies a Poo in the Woods, Segal Sings for Crimea and SHARK WEEK!
  • Google Street Comes To Little Rock

    Aug 11, 2014 | 8 min
    The Google Street car crashed in Little Rock while going the wrong way down a one way street...
  • RATF 8.11.14 - Shark Week

    Aug 11, 2014 | 10 min
    Shark Bites, Gator Battles, and a Selfie with a Gun
  • HUYAH 8.11.14 - I Married My Brother???

    Aug 11, 2014 | 8 min
    "I found my lost mom! Wait, she's your mom too? OH CRAP!"
  • Sloppy Seconds 8.1.14 - After The Show

    Aug 1, 2014 | 21 min
    A second helping of Corey and Patrick, this time OFF the air!
  • Week In Review 8-1-14: Sharknado Returns

    Aug 1, 2014 | 4 min
    Congress is going on vacay, the latest immigration polls, and oh yeah... Everyone can breathe easy knowing Sharknado 2 is coming soon.
  • Angry Patrick: Texting Satan

    Aug 1, 2014 | 6 min
    Satan is Texting, Lady vs Lion, Wipe Local Campaign
  • RATF 8.1.14 - Testicle Eating Fish

    Aug 1, 2014 | 9 min
    The return of the Testicle Eating Fish, A Woman Uses Molester As Firewood, and Thousands of Bees!
  • HUYAH 8.1.14 - Best Obituary Ever

    Aug 1, 2014 | 10 min
    The Wacky Walgreens Pooper, Best Obituary Ever, and Granny Sex Freak Goes to Court
  • Sloppy Seconds 7.31.14 - Christopher Walken

    Jul 31, 2014 | 22 min
    Kim Jong Un and Christopher Walken Funny Audio, Drew Barrymore's Sister died, Kelsey Grammar Testifies and The Naked Dog Door Lady tells the rest of the story, and the Paranoid Listener re-emerges
  • Bloom vs Bieber

    Jul 31, 2014 | 7 min
    Bloom vs Bieber: Douche Off 2014
  • RATF 7.31.14 - Mosquitos Deflated My Boob!

    Jul 31, 2014 | 6 min
    A Mosquito Deflated My Boob, Red Eye Becomes Dead Eye and other Horrible Things
  • HUYAH 7.31.14 - Man on a Leash

    Jul 31, 2014 | 9 min
    Naked Man On a Leash, Meet Cocaine Nose, Pulling a Gun on the Cable Guy
  • Sloppy Seconds 7.30.14 - Bieber vs Bloom

    Jul 30, 2014 | 27 min
    Corey and Patrick, off the air, discussing Movies, Biber vs Bloom, Vinny's Bad Puns, Poop Time and how Corey beats carbs
  • Stephen Hawking is a FREAK!

    Jul 30, 2014 | 7 min
    Stephen Hawking is one of the smartest man in the world... And apparently he's some kinda freaky!
  • RATF 7.30.14 - Best Uses for your Arm Stump

    Jul 30, 2014 | 11 min
    Creative Ideas for an Arm Stump, Death By Anteater, Bebo the Tattoo Artist Gets Crushing Ride
  • HUYAH 7.30.14 - The Casino Bandit

    Jul 30, 2014 | 11 min
    Casino Bandit Busted with Hookers and a BB Gun, Teenage Mutant Ninja Controversy, and Walking the Crabs
  • Sloppy Seconds 7.29.14 - Pilot vs Controller

    Jul 29, 2014 | 20 min
    Stephen A Smith Controversy, Delta pilot vs controller and unaired bit, Drones and Fast Food Monarchy
  • Adam Richman Interview

    Jul 29, 2014 | 9 min
    Corey and Patrick talk with Adam Richman from Man vs Food
  • RATF 7.29.14 - Chi-Weenie... It's What's For Dinner

    Jul 29, 2014 | 10 min
    Chi-Weenie: It's What's For Dinner, A Jail Adventure Starring The Rectum of Terrance and Other Orifices, The Shocker Shows Up
  • HUYAH 7.29.14 - Smoking Urine???

    Jul 29, 2014 | 11 min
    Jenny McCarthy's Kid Reports Her to 911, Lady Wants To Smoke Her Urine, They Changed Their Name to Sea Monster
  • Sloppy Seconds 7.28.14 - Patrick's Pants

    Jul 28, 2014 | 20 min
    Patrick's Pants, Helping a Legend Move, Vinny Calls and Complains, Commie-Con Bit, Mad Max, James Brown Bit, Aretha Franklin Got DIS-RESPECTed
  • Domestic Abuse Caller

    Jul 28, 2014 | 7 min
    Caller Says Domestic Abuse Laws Don't Let Him and Wife Fight
  • RATF 7.28.14 - Rats in a Bag

    Jul 28, 2014 | 9 min
    Rats in the Body Bag, Woman Plucks Bird on Subway, Club Closed After Girl Tricked Into Two Dozen BJs
  • HUYAH 7.28.14 - Photobombed by Lightning

    Jul 28, 2014 | 11 min
    Photo-Bombed by Lightening, Cellphone Under Pillow Catches Fire, Police Chief Signs Enemy Up For Gay Dating Sites
  • Sloppy Seconds 7.25.14 - Comedy Night

    Jul 25, 2014 | 17 min
    RATF Night Of Comedy, One eyed kid demands half price optometrist visit, and time shares gone wrong...
  • Week In Review: Ancient Skeletons

    Jul 25, 2014 | 5 min
    The top stories of the week, Corey and Patrick style. This week, it's all about the two hour execution, ancient brain damage and more.
  • Angry Patrick: Suspended Footballer

    Jul 25, 2014 | 7 min
    Football player suspension, Duran Duran suing their OWN fan club, and deep fried chicken skins?
  • RATF 7.25.14 - Creepy Texting

    Jul 25, 2014 | 16 min
    Creeper texts a girl from under her bed, the SaDICK family, and other general weirdness...
  • HUYAH 7.25.14 - Going Postal at the Hair Salon

    Jul 25, 2014 | 9 min
    Lady goes postal about her weave, a firefighter starting fires, and more from Corey and Patrick
  • Sloppy Seconds 7.24.14 - Vagina Smuggling and Duran Duran

    Jul 24, 2014 | 23 min
    Songs to Sex To, Vagina Smuggling, Johnny Tastebuds Shows Up, Gilbert Gottfried Is Our Friend, Duran Duran Sues Own Fanclub, Corey's earring
  • Glibert Gottfried Calls C&P

    Jul 24, 2014 | 9 min
    Gilbert Gottfried calls Corey and Patrick to talk TV and comedy
  • RATF 7.24.14 - Worst Sandcastle EVER

    Jul 24, 2014 | 8 min
    The worst sandcastle EVER, "my ex has 81 holes... and a pig mask...", and a death during Spirit Week