You're probably wondering what appliance you buy for your home so that you can breath pure unadulterated ozone. Find out why ionizing air purifiers will fuck you up. Have you not joined yet? What the hell?! Thanks to some fantastic listeners and friends of the show, we have more free FFRF memberships to offer those who can't afford one at this time. A NoMo On ExMos Podcast host and resident of Catfish Creek Trailer Park, David Michael joined us live. The "MyBookOfMormonPodcast" is your guide to all that is the Mormon church. David, a non-Mormon (NoMo) decided to read the Book of Mormon and find out exactly what those Mormon's are so proud of. David offers some tips on making Christians feel ...
056 – Poop Enema Woo – SCOTUS Hobby Lobby FU Rant
Jul 1, 2014 |
SCROTUM err SCOTUS has pissed me the fuck off! Thankfully I'm not alone on this one like the time Krispy Kreme closed down for a week because of a little water damage and I couldn't get anyone to picket the assholes with me. RANT IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT I'm mad! Really, really mad. The Supreme Court's 5 Catholic, Ultra Conservative, Religitarded, FuckNuts decided to fuck us all. They've opened the door (floodgates) so that anyone's civil rights can be ignored if another's religious beliefs contradict. No birth control for you ladies, because Hobby Lobby CEO, David Green loves Jesus too much. Of course his male employees can use their company insurance for penile implants, vasectomies or for the...
Standing at the wall, armed with the Constitution and a legal team that would scare Jesus, the Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) is our savior. They stand protecting our secular government from religious intrusion, even for the folks that don't think they need the protection. Christians would cry fowl and call for help if say the Muslims and their holy scripture was being used in our government. But for now the Christians have the majority and they systematically attempt to push their religious dogma into the secular halls of government. Annie Laurie Gaylor - FFRF Co President For almost an hour, Annie Laurie took our questions and shared the work that the FFRF is doing daily. If you l...
054 – Faith – Interview An Atheist At Church Day
Jun 17, 2014 |
An atheist can go clean a street, we can go do other charitable works, but until they meet us, talk to us and learn that we don't really eat babies (often), that we don't breathe fire or worship Lucifer and we are actually aren't any different than the...
053 – When Dad Comes Back He's Gonna Be Pissed – The Rapture
Jun 10, 2014 |
I'd never really given it much thought, but after I was told that I'd probably convert to Christianity after the rapture, my brain began to whirl. But before I go into my Fuck You rant, I must give a huge thanks to those who have been and continue to ...
052 – Your Saints Weren't Great
Jun 3, 2014 |
Mother "fucking" Teresa inspired my rant this week and caused me to dig up dirt on these religious icons that so many think are just fucking awesome. The Fuck You Rant Mother Teresa - Required thousands suffer so they could be kissed by Jesus Ghandi - A racist who slept nude with children to test his vow of chastity Dalai Lama - Enslaved his people under the serf-based system Joseph Smith & Brigham Young - Child marrying polygamist, polyandrous frauds Yet millions will lie prostrate before their "heroes" while ignoring the overwhelming evidence to the contrary. (Rant Script Below) Half Way To Our First Billboard Thanks to our Patrons over at Patreon, we are about half way to having our first...
51 – The Ten Commandments – Our Moral Code
May 27, 2014 |
So you want those ten commandment monuments on public property, you want them posted on the walls of our public schools and you want this because it helps encourage good moral values in society…. right? I can’t blame you, can you imagine if we ...
050 – Earthing Rids The Toxins – Prayer Works – God Says – Yes, No or Later
May 20, 2014 |
Joining us from Catfish Creek Trailer Park, Mr. Bobby Cary co-hosted and all to make us honest. For what is Cash without the Cary? Rupert P. Pusser and Rev. Roy chimed in on the happenings from their neck of the woods. Cary is the host, CEO and HRIC at the ever growing podcast: No Religion Required Snake Oil Woo Woo Professor Stephen will help you rid yourselves of the bad electromagnetic waves through the practice known as "Earthing or Grounding". You don't want to miss this. It will rid you of cancer and all you need is two bare feet. Find out how you can ground yourself to the earth and avoid the bad atoms. Winner, winner - Chicken Dinner (or FFRF) We have winners! Jason C. and Amanda B. ...
049 – Homosexuality Is Bad Because…
May 13, 2014 |
We now have a live feed channel. Check it out here. You can pick and choose from a myriad of download possibilities including the ALL NEW ATHEISTS ON AIR APP! ReAsonCon Videos Coming Soon The Fuck You Rant Last night, millions of people had sex. Some had sex on desks, in pools, in elevators, in the car, on a roof and even in beds. But that’s not the problem. Some had sex doggie style, some had sex standing up, some had sex in the butt, some had oral sex, some had sex in yoga positions and some had sex upside down. I know, it’s horrid right, but it gets worse… Some had sex with an older man, some with a younger woman, some with a stranger, some with a prostitute and even some… with someone of...
047 – Cherry Picking – Greta Christina – Coming Out Atheist
Apr 29, 2014 |
Cherry Picking: The art of selectively choosing the bits of the Bible that conform to your established ideologies. And I hate this art! You want to impress me? Then follow all 613 laws of God! Greta Christina Yes we heard from author and activist Greta. Greta gave advice about coming out atheist, which coincidentally is the name of her newest book. Coming Out Atheist can be purchased at http://aoa.fm/reasoncon Greta is donating 10% of profits to atheist organizations and charities. Her new book will help you come out and help out others in the process too. Coming Out Atheist covers the gamut of possibilities and situations that will help anyone. Watch It Here
045 – Coexist – Dave Silverman – American Atheists – Blood Moons
Apr 15, 2014 |
Super Gay Soldiers prepare to kill the Christians, Jesus is coming back soon (so says the blood moon and Hagee), Homeless Jesus, Obama needs to be removed so Jesus can save 'Merica, It's now a crime to be a Christian and much, much more. Mr. Atheist Pants Our guest tonight was the one and only Dave Silverman the President of American Atheists. Dave shared much about the upcoming American Atheist Convention. Tickets are now only available at the door, but they still have plenty available. Dave also shared the importance of COMING OUT! Eat babies at the table with the rest of us. Support AOA I love our supporters and patrons! Thank you to: Wanna Find Us? Monday Nights at 7:PM EST Live – Blog T...
044 – THAT'S A SIN BECAUSE I SAID SO
Apr 8, 2014 |
I told you not to wipe your ass. I told you not to pick your nose. Those are sins before the eyes of the Lord. And if you had been raised to think that, you'd probably experience guilt each time you did it. God, via the Holy Ghost man would lay it upon your heart that it was wrong and you'd feel like shit. It's how that sin thing works. In some countries, it is a sin to show the bottoms of your feet, it's a sin to be female and without a father or brother to accompany you to the store, it's even a sin to drive if you have a vagina. Wanna Find Us? Monday Nights at 7:PM EST Live – Blog Talk Radio with a Chat Room Live – Spreaker Listen Later: Stitcher iHeartRadio iTunes (audio edited version) ...
043 – Prayer Really Does Work
Apr 1, 2014 |
Yes - Prayer Really Does Work - it helps churches raise money, it helps further delude the minds of mankind and it serves as a source of woo woo magic for those inclined to worship the non-existent. Right from the beginning, Cash does a rant on prayer and death but then finishes up nicely with a prayer service that I swear, you can almost feel the Holy Spirit. Discussion With only 3 hours available for this live broadcast, we barely made it through half of the news. Finger in a ducks ass works as well as prayer Are you praying to the butter? 13:00 - Fetal Microchemerism 17:00 - Upstate Atheist President - Eve Brannon goes on TV show - panel attempts to save her soul 25:10 - Caller Scott (ath...
042 – The Cognitive Dissonance Crew – Gods Inept
Mar 25, 2014 |
Episode 042 - The Cognitive Dissonance Crew - Gods Inept With the subtlety of a bulldozer we annihilated the Christian God. Sure, you can dismiss it all and hold to some feely good ignorant idea that your God has his reasons for allowing such harm but we recognize this as equally immoral. Your justification and rationalizations are what is wrong with religion and its horrid belief system. Fame & Fortune Are Ours Now Having the likes of Cecil and Tom on our show bolds well for our credibility. Tom & Cecil have been podfucking your ears for years and they bring with them many new listeners to the AOA podcast family. You could liken their appearance on our show with Christopher Hitchens debatin...
041 – Noah Movie Just Ain't Accurate – Reflexology
Mar 18, 2014 |
News - Noah Movie - Woo Woo Science Segment: Reflexology
040 – Religion Does NO Good
Mar 11, 2014 |
Guests: Guests: Gene Elliot - Hickory Humanists Dan Ellis - Atheists of Utah Tanner Campbell - No God Cast - Secular FM Fuck Religion Rant!
039 – Jesus Has A 26 Million Dollar Weekend
Mar 4, 2014 |
Profess your faith and get a free gun, Texas lawmakers lose 2.5 million dollars on Noah's ARK hoax, Police arrest pastor after reported rape of mentally disabled daughter, TV producer Mark Burnett teams up with Jesus for a 26 million dollar weekend, Wise judge rejects religious war memorial, all mormons don’t get their own planet, the Thinking Atheist takes down Matthew McConahotty’s oscar speech and much much more…
038 – Black Collar Crime – Bigotry and More
Feb 25, 2014 |
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037 – Atheists Call In – No Religion Required
Feb 18, 2014 |
The damn atheists are calling. We interview Missionary Bob and later Brother Bobby. Two unrelated guests who shared their transformation stories with us all. Brother Bobby You can follow along as Bobby dissects the Bible stories for us. He has a new blog where he is taking critical look at all those stories we were taught growing up. He also shares some of the stories the preacher purposely left out. Bobby writes from Savannah, GA and has recently come out of the closet. No Religion Required Blog CASH - Coastal Atheists and Secular Humanists Missionary Bob After spending 17 years as an evangelical missionary, he decided to read the damn Bible. Big Mistake! Listen or watch below as he shares ...
036 – Dr. Darrel Ray – Sex & God
Feb 13, 2014 |
If you've been following the Sexipisodes then you know what God has to say about sex. Tonight we have the Guru, Dr. Ray on and we discuss the power of shame and guilt amongst religions. We discuss the evolution of the genitals and the distortions made by religion. Have you ever taken a good long look at your sexuality, your views on sex and your sexual ideologies? Have you ever reviewed what you consider moral and why? Get Darrel's books: A huge thanks to Darrel for spending nearly 3 hours with us. This was better than having Jesus on the show. We gave away some books, we talked with callers and challenged our views. Dr. Ray's current projects include the Recovering From Religion website and...
The ExMoPo – 003 – LDS Splinter Groups – Fraud
Feb 8, 2014 |
It's been two weeks since February and I could get our schedule aligned with the astrological signs and record a new episode of the Ex-Mormon Podcast. (ExMoPo) Tonight we discussed the many splinter groups that have formed from the LDS church, many of which came right after the fallout from Joseph Smith's death. We also broach the new story making headlines worldwide where the Mormon Prophet, yes the guy who talks to God regularly and receives new commands, has been subpoenaed to the U.K. for fraud. Share, Comment and Join Us We want to hear from you! Contact the ExMoPo by leaving us a message at 828.565.1262 or emailing firstname.lastname@example.org. Do you have a story or experience you would ...
035 Former Pastor Ryan Bell – Year Without God
Feb 4, 2014 |
Can A Christian Go A Year Without God? Imagine devoting your life to your faith, to your church and to helping others, then to abruptly do a 180 and test your beliefs. Now imagine finding your church in opposition to fundamental differences regarding equality, specifically marriage equality. Imagine the trauma after investing your entire life in obtaining three degrees in Theology and being asked to quietly step down. Imagine wondering if there is a God, then why he didn't protect you from it all. Former Pastor, Ryan Bell joined us live. He graciously answered all our questions and was very candid. Not once did he employ the tactics of his fellows, the mental gymnastics one must perform in o...
034 No Renting Of The Vaginas
Jan 28, 2014 |
TOPIC: Prostitution - Sexpisode V Yes, you can rent a vagina, but only if you follow the rules. Is prostitution a victimless crime? Hear from 2 sex workers. Tonight we will attempt to broadcast via Google Hangouts on Air. http://www.youtube.com/user/atheistsonair Religitard News! We also covered some current news stories: 1. Mayor is more concerned with "who" reported his Christian crosses. 2. Elevation church gets a threat and we learn they are using a public school 3. No marriages in Oklahoma to avoid marriage equality 4. Map shows which states are using your dollars to promote Creationism in public schools Help Secular FM Join your fellow Heathens in helping Secular.FM Be a part of this h...
029 – Sexpisode IV – Scathing Atheist – Steve Wells SAB
Jan 21, 2014 |
Circumcision = Genital Mutilation Probably one of the best podcasts ever. Anytime you can join great minds for intelligent discussion and have it moderated by two hillbillies from the mountains of North Carolina - you are sure to have success. We had the honor of hosting the show with Noah Lugeons of the Scathing Atheist podcast, Mr. Steve Wells author of the Skeptics Annotated Bible, Adam Reakes of the Herd Mentality podcast and the hosts of the Funny To The Moon podcast. A huge thanks to our callers, listeners and our guests. In true form we got derailed a few times and our topic of genital mutilation turned into conversations of masturbation. We failed to entertain a caller who would defe...
024 – Sexpisode III Saved Herself For Marriage – Oral Sex?
Jan 14, 2014 |
Too Much Sex? There are so many edicts about sex. Tonight we discuss chastity, waiting until your married to have sex and the value of multiple partners. Does the Bible condemn or condone oral sex? We interview Satan Barbie about her first sexual experience and we even get a brave guest caller who shares her story about waiting until marriage to have sex and the nine years that followed without an orgasm. But it was supposed to be beautiful! Dave Foda Gives Insight On Sex Offender Remember the pastor we reported on who molested some children in Haiti? We speak to Dave who is very familiar with the story and shares some insight about the crime and punishment. This Friday - Our First Public De...
019 – Beth Presswood – Feminism – Masturbation – Sex Part II
Jan 8, 2014 |
Sex Part II After Beth Presswood schooled us on Feminism and "context" we moved onward to the second part of our Sex discussions. Every Monday you can join us live for the Sexpisodes. Beth Presswood After hearing Love and I discuss feminism, Beth offered to help us understand it better. She also explains the many varying degrees of feminism and it's advocates. From the "male to female sex is rape" to the "I am a feminist who supports equality among men and women" I actually learned a lot and feel much more capable when discussing the topic. Beth is a Tennessee native now residing in Austin, TX. Beth is a member of the Atheist Community of Austin, wife of Matt Dillahunty and a huge voice in t...
014 – Sexpisode One – God Condones Rape
Dec 31, 2013 |
This is our very first Sexpisode and we cover just about everything that God says about sex. What does god say about sex? Would you believe it if I told you that God condones rape? What about incest? What better way to get a wife than to rape her, pay her dad 50 shekels of silver and wallah - a marriage made in heaven. David Silverman and the other heathens over at American Atheist need a picture of you. Help AA out here. Submit Your Billboard Ideas Atheists On Air will be doing a billboard campaign. We are leaning towards the "GOD" styles that are so popular among the Christians. If you have an idea for a billboard, please submit it on our Facebook page and it will be entered for the voting...
010 – Duck Dynasty – Free Speech – Live Shows
Dec 27, 2013 |
Atheists On Air is now LIVE! Due to our skillful editing, you've been missing all the bloopers from our shows; now with our going live, you will no longer have to want for the "ums" the long "ands" or the errors. We've built them right in. Important links, phone number updates and info below. Tonight we talked with Gene from the Hickory Humanist Alliance, we spoke with Love's BIL in Washington State and were even graced with an appearance from Big Bang Betty McGee. Christmas Eve wasn't going to stop us from bashing the conservative media who've come out in full force to defend Duck Dynasty's Patriarch and his bigoted, racial and homophobic views. Don't miss Cash's "TWAS" poem. IMPORTANT LINK...
009 – AOA – The Penis Can Rid You Of Demons – Author Chuck Hall – Santa Penguin
Dec 18, 2013 |
White Santa Clause, can he be a penguin? Fuck no! Penguins can't carry all those presents. Author and fellow Carolinian, Chuck Hall joins Cash & Love with his new book, "Playing Chess With Pigeons". We also poke fun at the Fox and their friends, especially Megyn Kelly and her white Jesus. Hickory Humanists decide not to pursue action against the bigoted and discriminatory T-shirt company that has refused to print anymore of their T's. Atheists on Air is going live soon and invites you to mark the date on your calendar. You can get the most recent updates by following us on Twitter and Facebook. Author and pursuer of Applied Ecopsycology Phd's, Mr. Chuck Hall has a cool website at www.Culture...
008 AOA – Dr. David Hawkes – Making Love Invisible – HPV Vaccine
Dec 11, 2013 |
Damned if Fox's very own Gretchen Carlson isn't pissed off at those damn atheists and Satanists who put up a Festivus tree at the State Capitol. What is the world coming to? I can't even see baby Jesus in the manger what with all the heathen displays. We welcomed Dr. David Hawkes and his fucking PHD. Virologist, Neuroscientist and Australian voice of reason, Sir Dr. Dave is fantastic. Not only did he deliver, in bite size pieces, the madness that is Viral Vectors, he also shared his plan of making Love invisible. It's amazing. Imagine dialing up a scientist and asking them to join you on a podcast that is known for it's lack of fucks given and it's obscene use of language - imagine them hang...
006 AOA – Easy Bake Snack Making Vibrators – Hagee-fied – Rosaries Save The Phil
Nov 22, 2013 |
What could be better than a vibrator that bakes you a brownie while you get your cookies? According to Big Bang Betty McGee and Love - NOTHING! We get hate and love mail, we ask Christians a question or two and we cover a plethora of religitarded news from this past week. Kick ass music and clips are from The Retar Crew. We want to thank you for listening, subscribing and supporting atheists on air. Please be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. We are now available on STITCHER and would appreciate your comments and please give us a rating. You can also subscribe, rate and comment on iTunes. As always you can leave us a voice message at 828.565.1262. Cult Of Dusty "Untarted" shirts. If...
005 – Atheists On Air – Adam Reakes – Christians Being Bad More – Anti Vax – Hic
Nov 13, 2013 |
We talked to Adam Reakes of the Herd Mentality about 2 weeks ago, fortunately it was recorded. Let your ears soak in the sweet, sweet Aussie accent as his voice makes tender love to your ears. The fucking Christians were at it again this past week, buggering little boys and overall mayhem on society. An Imam was arrested for his special Allah sanctified massage rubs and a whole bunch more. Follow Adam on Twitter This Weeks HooHa goes to The Atheist Experience and the Wiki - Iron Chariots Don't stop learning. Click above and be mesmerized in the genius that is TAE and Iron Chariots.
004 Atheists on Air – 3 Vaginas on One Kangaroo – Jake Farr Wharton – Jesus Salt
Nov 7, 2013 |
Jake Farr-Wharton and Chlamydia Talk about losing ones ass. The Imaginary Friends very own, Jake Farr-Wharton loses his. Books for everyone, well at least the first 10 people. Atheists On Air scienced the shit out of him. (his words) *Jake has never contracted chlamydia from fucking animals. Listener and fan of the show, Andrea @NiceAtheistGirl called in to our voicemail line and asked how she could meet atheists in real life. Answer: Start by wearing less clothes. Jesus' Minions are alive and well in the Illinois legislature. Pastor Pat Robertson is BFF with Love. Bible Burning in Canton, NC. thanks to our earthly savior, Marc Grizzard. We'll thank him for ya. Thank you both, for listening ...
003 Atheists On Air – Naked – Vibrators – Yes Naked – Something Big and Black –
Oct 31, 2013 |
Broadcasting semi-live but completely naked, Cash & Love shortened the show by almost 13 seconds. And after much begging and pleading, both of our listeners called in and we even got an anonymous caller with a question about Mythmas and if heathens celebrated. NO SOUP FOR YOU! After it's all over and you think we've left the building, there might be a top secret interview with the Upstate Soup Kitchen Nazi. Shhhhhhhhh Enjoy!