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Episodes

  • Popcorn Waterfalls

    Sep 30, 2014 | 57 min
    Cash and TJ talk about conspiracy theories, Jim Morrison, status anxiety, fashion week, tribute beards,  jet lag, stomach anvils, Cash stackers, margaritas, attractive people, Tang, Billy Idol, lunchbox ecosystems and ask the question, “Which episode ruined your life?”   Front load this truthsetto straight into your earholes, the sound quality is exemplary….
  • Silly Straw

    Sep 23, 2014 | 43 min
    Cash and TJ talk about forehanded insults, bachelor parties, pear shaped bodies, animal crackers, Jennifer Lawrence, Al Franken, jousting, drunk shopping, bird deposits, carnyism, and ask the question "Are letters shrking their responsibilities?" Open up a canister of nougat and listen to this one with your hat on backwards, it will answer questions nobody asked...    
  • Elephant Afterparty

    Sep 16, 2014 | 52 min
    Cash and T.J. talk about oracles,  weddings, religion, make up sex, ballerina’s, extemporaneous vows funny hats, baseball fever, lamps plus, Moon Wizard 2,  Dog Day Afternoon, Transformers,  and ask the questions, “Is the word Betrothed pronounced Betrothed or Betrothed?”   Put a roll bar on your ears for this episode, you're in for one bumpy ride….
  • Tangled Twins- Live from San Diego!

    Sep 2, 2014 | 84 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Donkey Kong, The World Cup, Legoland, Sea World, Broadway musicals, mechanical bulls, The Wright Brothers, The Super Bowl, False alarms, smores vs sex,  chinese fire drills, sleep outs, and ask the question, “Are smoke detectors really just dead battery detectors?”     This entire episode is one endless segue, it was reviewed favorably on Yelp…..
  • Poet Parables- Live from Portland!

    Aug 19, 2014 | 110 min
      Cash and TJ talk about caveman pictionary, travel sombreros, popcorn waterfalls, book guilt, turtle faces, open mouth winks, the first giraffe, masturbation regret, open pole night, animal doppelgängers, Navy readiness, robot sex, trolls, socialism, Margaret Thatcher, “What’s the best heckle at a soccer game?”   Crack open a micro brew and and set this episode to music, it’s poetry to the ears of a robot…   
  • Binge Winking

    Aug 12, 2014 | 47 min
    Cash and Tj talk about Checkov, Christian Bale, paleo diets, camping, penny horses, cliff bars, imaginary friends, caterpillars, crunches, excuses, scrubs, weddings,  and ask the question, “Is licking your wounds the best medicine?”   This episode will induce crippling insomnia, listen with a friend and then hug it out…..    
  • The Worst of Cashing in With TJ Miller Episodes 26-30

    Aug 5, 2014 | 72 min
    Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. 
  • Salty Butter Face- Live from Omaha!

    Jul 29, 2014 | 97 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Children of the Corn, Gandhi, Sean Connery, Mark Walberg, Night at the Museum, Robert Redford, tambourine hands, igloos, creme corn, biscotti, brownie envy, identity theft, and ask the question, “Is working in a kissing booth the second oldest profession?”   Geologists have concluded that this episode never existed, fight for your right to listen anyway…
  • Vacuum Sealed Savants

    Jul 22, 2014 | 61 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Dionysus, jerk chicken, fools gold, pineapple hats, Arnold Schwarzenegger parallel universes, sack races, breast preferences, softwood floors, The World Cup, and ask the question, “What is the best superpower?”    This episode is both functional and festive, keep it inside a safe deposit box next to your favorite magazine….
  • Siren Shucking

    Jul 15, 2014 | 55 min
    Cash and T.J. talk about Nietzsche, Transformers, Kelsey Grammar, memoirs, foot fetishes, corn husking, gravestones, leather oneseys, 3D movies, beautiful people, flip flops with jeans, Old Man River, and ask the question, “What are Farmerians?   Listen to this retro episode in a 3 ply Cash stacker formation, and don’t forget your glasses…. 
  • The Worst of Cashing in With TJ Miler, Episodes 21-25

    Jul 8, 2014 | 79 min
    Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.
  • Clown Momento 2 - The Black Box

    Jul 1, 2014 | 48 min
    Cash and TJ discuss The Big Bang, Plato, Steve Martin, Andy Warhol, NIght Rider, The Streak, super soakers, happy crying, ugly barbers, and ask the question, "Does perfection exist?"   Listen to this episode on a long drive and don't be afraid to use the dipstick test….. 
  • Clown Momento

    Jun 24, 2014 | 46 min
    Cash and TJ talk about unicorn whales, Miami Vice, Flashdance, popping and locking, sleep charting, adult onesies, sequined straws, juggling, eyepatch pilots, ejaculation options,  sex interrupted, The All American Red Heads, and ask the question, “Why are dogs so interested in bestiality?”   Listen to this episode, erase your mind, repeat….
  • Day-Glo Pro

    Jun 17, 2014 | 45 min
    Cash and TJ talk about droidlocks, paddleboats, palindroms, carjacking, Twizler lips, bad houseguests, houseboats, scooters, "The Circle", Swiss Family Robinson, Kickstarter and ask the question, "Is it good to have a Pez Neck?"   Listen to this episode while sitting in a tree, it was whittled with care out of Jelly Belly's....   
  • It's the Bumble not the Bee

    Jun 10, 2014 | 52 min
    Cash and TJ talk about zombies, karma, Mt.Rushmore, The Oval Office, amusement parks, NBA Basketball, crystal meth, bumper stickers, totem poles, swollen tear ducts, and ask the question,  what is “Slurpee Blue?”   Listen to this episode with a crosscourt two eared technique, it will shake things up for you…    
  • Blue Haiku

    Jun 3, 2014 | 55 min
    Cash and TJ talk about their 100th episode, zombies, clones, carjackers, sexy musical instruments, air jamming, cautionary tales, car dancing, crash test dummies, hydration tactics, and ask the question, “Do we need a five minute holding period for rental cars?”   This episode is best accompanied by a drum machine, sing along with the parts you know…..    
  • Centennial Streaker - Live from The Capitol!

    May 20, 2014 | 120 min
    In their 100th episode, Cash and TJ talk about sex scandals, political movies, The White House, The Pillsbury Dough Boy, The Constitution, Martin Van Buren, Handel, MC Hammer, DC Cab, nudists, Orangutans, Evian facial spray, burp tweets, document shredding, bad doctors, The Lock Ness Monster, bobble heads,  and ask the question, "Should cursive be considered a second language?"     This episode has been transcribed in Wingding on granite rock to preserve it's eternal integrity…..
  • Paparazzi Trojan

    May 13, 2014 | 54 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Pinocchio, Sisyphus, Yosemite Sam, Ashton Kucher, Threes Company, the Ladle Baby, water cumberbuns, monopods, umbrella hats, DNA testing, dualing banjos, wet ipads, Cougar hunters, hot dog eating contests, mime parades and ask the question, “What is the 'eye dropper diet?”   Shoot this episode into your veins, then lie down on a chez lounge and listen while navigating some class three rapids....
  • Migrating #2 Pencil

    May 6, 2014 | 52 min
    Cash and TJ discuss David Letterman, The Doobie Brothers, Tom Petty, The Great Gatsby, Saturday Night Live, Two and a Half Men, signing autographs, the Museum of Modern art, TJ's trip to Mexico, reconditioning music, swimming phones, help balloons, imploding people, and ask the question, "What are 'party geysers?'"        This episode is more polarizing then neutralizing, give yourself a master cleanse after listening...
  • Migrating Pencil

    Apr 29, 2014 | 53 min
    Cash and TJ discuss their 100th episode celebration in Washington DC, donnybrook situations, Candyland, Arbitron ratings, wiffle-ball stadiums, street credibility, adult water wings, breakfast soup, wing tips, shopping cart stunts and ask the question "Is Nick Vatterrot OK?"   This episode will induce a full body release, listen with a few bottles of white-out…
  • The Worst of Cashing in with TJ Miller" Episodes 16-20

    Apr 24, 2014 | 61 min
    Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.
  • Guantanamo Dinosaur! Part Deux

    Apr 15, 2014 | 45 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Nietzsche, scuba pants, Benihana, Bees, caricature artists, Custers "Last Stand", imitation crab, air horns, slip and slides, lollipops and ask the question, "Can a person meditate too much?"   Request this hot-n-tasty pod as an extra juicy side dish and then eat around the condor feathers…..
  • Guantanamo Dinosaur

    Apr 9, 2014 | 50 min
    Cash and T.J. talk about Triskett Hurlibutton, bank robberies, bulletproof vests, band aids, maple syrup, Kermit the Frog, crystal meth, Silicon Valley, mountain biking, health problems, Old Yeller, Barbara Striesand, drug addictions, favorite vices, and Subway, and ask the question, "Are comedians happy?"   Listen to this episode in a tiny dark room while eating bacon….
  • Slide Show Conspiracy 2 - Doritos Poker

    Apr 1, 2014 | 56 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Heaven, Yonderland, Match.com, unpredictable friends, virtual farming, Fiat toasters, gazelles, Woody Allen, adultery, self absorption, barf sucking, cinnabuns vs flowers, crumberbuns,  and ask the question, "At what age do you realize life is horrible?"   If you listen to this birdbath conversation in your infancy you'll have ample time to recover….
  • Slide Show Conspiracy

    Mar 25, 2014 | 51 min
    Cash and TJ talk about binge kissing, killer abs, bolo ties, pony tails, belly buttons, lint traps, moon hoaxes, breakups, sun dials, Jason Statham, Gorky Park, ladleholics, pubic braids, "Breaking Away", and ask the question: "Bees?"   Listen to this episode at the bottom of a quarry, it's worth more then a few "Sand Benjamins"…..
  • Pinball Totem Tank- Part 2

    Mar 18, 2014 | 69 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Epicureans, spiritual healers, soft pillowy heads, Bonobo chimps, shamans, flab nabbing hat grabbers, hypochondriacs, "House of Cards", the sacred and profane, divining rods, sex records, Cukes vs Cumbers and ask the question, "Can you trust a man who wears a bear pelt?"   Let yourself get horn-swaggled into listening to this one, it will make your home a house...
  • Pinball Totem Tank- Part 1

    Mar 11, 2014 | 53 min
    Cash and TJ talk about fashion breakthroughs,  Point Break, carnival rides, blanket forts, wind chimes, Washington DC, bad whistling, Police Academy movies, lay nets, beer pong, baby monsters, defending your dignity and ask the question, "What is a Rachel epitaph?"   This episode will cure loneliness and physical manifestations, open it up with a new set of chime keys...
  • The Worst of Cashing in With TJ Miller EP. 11-15

    Mar 4, 2014 | 75 min
      Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.
  • Churro Trash- Live from Skyline Comedy Cafe!

    Feb 24, 2014 | 81 min
    Cash and TJ talk about evolution, Unicorns, eucalyptus farts, The Olympics, sturgeon fishing, sexting, MC Hammer, John Rambo, Nancy Grace, bacon nose, selfish moons, kidney gifts, and ask the question, "Why is time God?"   Listen to this episode while eating out of a trash can and then wash it down with some melotonin beer……
  • Ladle Baby Too - Centipede Foxtrot

    Feb 17, 2014 | 53 min
    Cash and TJ talk about self-help books, french kissing, postcard stalkers, helmet hair, leg envy, Droopy the Dog, Tanya Harding, Jenny Craig, The Oscars, Canada, Mexico, tipping tips and ask the question, " Is Bono better then us?"   Don't take this historic episode for granted, for optimal pleasure listen inside a re-gifted waterbed…
  • Ladle Baby

    Feb 11, 2014 | 61 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Centipedes, The Kiss army, Fila track suits, carnival games, Utah drinking laws, snow driving, crouton sandwich's, Abercrombie and Fitch, weather balloons, modern fishing, and ask the question, "What's the strangest thing you can order at a restaurant?"   Listen to the is one and then donate it to Goodwill, it is filled with much Yang……
  • The Qigong Trilogy- Part 3

    Feb 4, 2014 | 71 min
    In this shocking conclusion, Cash and TJ talk about weird dreams, rude awakenings, gas violations, child rearing ideas, wrestling holds, rescue dogs, elephants, REO Speedwagon, pickle aversions and ask the question, "Why are people putting jelly inside of chocolate?" Recommended by critics as the "Essential" Cashing In episode, something wicked this way comes…..
  • The Qigong Trilogy- Part 2

    Jan 28, 2014 | 51 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Epicureans, Rumpelstilskin, Jean-Paul Sartre's No Exit , windless sailing, naval fetishes, box sets, monkey bars vs teeter totters, staycations, pine tar, bad puns, and ask the question, "Is "getting dizzy" a gateway drug for kids?"
  • The Qigong Trilogy- Part 1

    Jan 21, 2014 | 49 min
    Cash and TJ talk about eternal life, surprise parties, meditation meet ups, sexy Santa hats, tree negligence, ferret stand-ins, tiny honey sticks, ribbed condoms, detached retinas, Greek vacations, moped shortages, and ask the question, "How would you describe TJ in two words?"   Listen to this historic trilogy on a yoga mat, it will re-affirm your belief in cliffhangers….
  • The Qigong Trilogy- Part 1

    Jan 21, 2014 | 50 min
    Cash and TJ talk about eternal life, surprise parties, meditation meet ups, sexy Santa hats, tree negligence, ferret stand-ins, tiny honey sticks, ribbed condoms, detached retinas, Greek vacations, moped shortages, and ask the question, "How would you describe TJ in two words?"   Listen to this historic trilogy on a yoga mat, it will re-affirm your belief in cliffhangers….
  • Finger Knees

    Jan 14, 2014 | 48 min
    Cash and T.J. talk about Batman, The Beatles, Duke Ellington, sick astronauts, lemon water, boob pants, humble opinions, movies vs. books, butt tattoos, and map rooms, and ask the question, "Can you trust people who don't eat chocolate or drink coffee?"   Set your clocks back a day and listen to this one in a 24 hour loop, it's like an extra dry undercarriage on a hot summer day…..
  • Dizzy Cumberbuns

    Jan 6, 2014 | 53 min
    Cash and TJ talk about New Years resolutions, vetriliquest dummies, In-laws, animal cruelty, road rage, Hellraiser, Vin Diesel, Carrot Top, horse driven bicycles, fanny packs  and ask the question, "When will we see "Cashing In, The Movie?" Listen to this episode at the gym, right before your love turns to hate…
  • Holiday Loopholes

    Dec 17, 2013 | 54 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Christmas music, horny elves, Mrs. Clause, Michael Mcdonald, Frank Sinatra, angry mobs, domesticated Javalinas, 12 1/2 step programs, the seeds of revolution, stocking coal, the Liberty Bell, family trips, and ask the question, "Why is Santa so unhealthy?"   Put a barrel around your waist and listen to this one with some hot nog, it will warm your heart…
  • Dangle in a Bottle

    Dec 10, 2013 | 47 min
    Cash and TJ talk about scientology,  gambling addicts, porn stars, inspirational speakers, insecure gods, Al Pacino, Robert Deniro, New York, Birddogging, ultimate fighters and ask the question, "Is Cash just like Nostradamus?" This episode will tickle your Hamster and remind everyone "You can't control the moon!"
  • Pajama Pilots

    Dec 3, 2013 | 51 min
    Cash and TJ talk about zombie grapes, considerate crimes, snuggle parties, smart antennas, fashion advice, selective amnesia, Mozart, Woody Allen, Owls, Starbursts, and ask the question, "Can a person be too focused?"   Stick your feet in some warm slippers and enjoy to this episode while going through a carwash....
  • Turkey Interruptus

    Nov 19, 2013 | 54 min
    Cash and TJ talk about breakups, brew masters, baristas, Russian roulette, motor homes, bullying, skeeball, Yoda, pilgrim pops, the meaning of Thanksgiving and ask the question, "Shouldn't we all get free Wi-Fi? Eat a fifty-five pound bird and then listen to this episode in a state of sleepy bliss......
  • High Moon - Live from Nerdmelt

    Nov 12, 2013 | 77 min
    Cash and TJ talk about hypnotists, soothsayers, removable hoods, leg elbows, bad first dates, gavel objections, fancy grave stones, Ladodeling, podcast hecklers, lying to children, and ask the question, "Why do we hurt the ones we love?" Corner someone at an office party and force them to listen to this episode, it's better then "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
  • Butter Coma

    Nov 5, 2013 | 59 min
    Cash and TJ talk about "Mans search for meaning", Tarzan, Red Fox, Janis Joplin, excessive hubris, scary animals, texting while talking, ass bites, American England, angry proposals, underacheasers,  post tailgating and ask the question,  "Why aren't more couples high fiving with their toes?"   Do some public stretching, throw down on a thighmaster and make sure to get sticky for this one….
  • Checkmate Chow Mein

    Oct 29, 2013 | 55 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Yoda, laughing gas, Nerf furniture, Fleetwood Mac, cocaine trafficking, superhero super foods, carrot cake lobbies, earthquakes, their new reality show and ask the question,  "How do you make a bouncy house into a bouncy home?"   This episode is like a gentle swab with a q-tip, it's inside all of us....
  • Slinky Dipping

    Oct 22, 2013 | 58 min
    Cash and TJ talk about happy endings, tomato sex, Miley Cyrus, ostrich people, trick or treating, backseat drivers, vigilante justice, cloud haters, celebrity orbiting, incompetent pastors, and ask the question, "Can a peanut butter cup be too small?"   Share this episode with a friend who you no longer want to be friends with….
  • Sweet Heat- Live from Legends Mall

    Oct 15, 2013 | 90 min
    Cash and TJ talk about gateway drugs, getaway cars, Simon and Garfunkel, KC and the Sunshine Band, George Brett, Hooters, medicine balls, five leaf clovers, The Last Supper, snow angels, leap year marriages, wedgies, Chiclets, and ask the question,  "Would Cash ride a dinosaur bareback?"   Save the date and put a handle on this extra long hot and tasty, it makes the perfect ladle….
  • The Worst of Cashing In with TJ Miller Ep. 1-10

    Oct 9, 2013 | 60 min
    Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the early years.
  • Globe Doodler

    Oct 8, 2013 | 36 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Fifty Shades of Grey, balloon animals, casual preachers, artificial history museums, service pets, hamburger helper, ultimate frisbee, goofy calendars, losing keys, rough air, and ask the question, "Why don't fireman just live downstairs?"    Listen to this episode with a neck pillow on, then hoist till your moist….
  • Amnesia Maskers

    Oct 1, 2013 | 48 min
    Cash and TJ talk about strip clubs, penis envy, whiskey bars, cross dressing, world records, juggling, assistant life coaches, taco truck roulette, adult onesie's, skinny dipping  and ask "Is it wrong to spray vagrant children?" Put on a Nancy Grace mask and get this episode memorized, it may be a question on Jeopardy…. 
  • Flashmob Heroes

    Sep 23, 2013 | 54 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Einstein, child actors, palindromes, teeter totters, The Inca Trial, Kirk Cameron, The Proclaimers, Britney Spears, Bonnie Raitt, Vanilla Ice, chainmail oven mitts, piggyback apps, and ask the question, "Who's the next Benji? Listen to this episode all night and party all day, doctors say it's the best medicine…
  • Polygamy Games

    Sep 17, 2013 | 52 min
    Cash and TJ talk about the the Rock-N-Roll Hall of fame, sex and drugs, El Dubarge, Sir Mixolot, Weezer, AC/DC, John Goodman, multitasking, insecure itunes, bad fiancés, Yonderland, mating schedules and ask the question "How hard is it to do 30 packs of Nitrous oxide?" This might be the most romantic episode yet, so put it on the top of your docket and love the pod your with…
  • Puppet Marathon

    Sep 9, 2013 | 52 min
    Cash and TJ talk about farmers markets, sweater vests, Martin Van Buren, crisis management, hunger strike movies, Neti pots, feather duster abuse, Chicago heat, nose tea and ask the question, "How many episodes will it take to ruin everyone's life?" Listen to this episode in the downward dog position followed with a healthy dose of Ambien……
  • Castaway Tuesday

    Sep 3, 2013 | 57 min
    Cash and TJ talk about hair chinstraps, Flat Stanley, uncompromising cheese, elevator music, toll booth operators, Spanish lacrosse, baby oil wrestling, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Green Machines, bathroom art, Hula Pie, tilapia nozzle cakes, and ask the question, "Did the Blowfish need Hootie?" Take off your shoes and listen to this episode on the beach, while playing a Sax…..
  • Shark Footprints

    Aug 27, 2013 | 62 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Miracle Whip, sunken treasure, movie premieres, paparazzi, Donald Trump, Lewis and Clark, foot-job machines, carnival games, insecure Ice cream, balloon animals, romantic porn, sticks of gold, and ask the question, "What happened to Cash's hunger strike?" Take off your shoes and put on a leg shirt for this episode, it's like french bullion in a wishing well….
  • Star Belly Sneetch Riot

    Aug 20, 2013 | 57 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Nerd flasks, mug shots, beard tails, Nick Nolte,  Benjamin Franklin, The Backstreet Boys, birthday etiquette, 3 minute bluffing, positive lying, dinner pictures, cobbler donnybrooks, pharaoh fashion and ask the question, "Shouldn't it be an E for effort?" Listen to this episode on a cell phone taped to a stick,  it will sound perfect if you lower your standards….
  • Gluten Whip

    Aug 13, 2013 | 56 min
    Cash and TJ discuss Cash''s hunger strike, The Wolverine, jury duty, Battlefield Earth,  Private Benjamin, living on a Kibbutz, alarm clock licking, flip flop tantrums, double pink eye, K-Mart rewards programs, Olive Garden sex and ask the question, "Does TJ have a 'fair and balanced opinion?" Grab some gummy worms and listen to this one inside a crawl space, it's more entertaining then a civil war re-enactment…
  • Nerd Burglar

    Aug 6, 2013 | 54 min
    Cash and TJ talk about the cruise debacle, drive through humor, mood altering substances, dog vomit, sea world, tic-tacs, fake ID's, captain Ahab, facial wraps, the industrial revolution, whale watching, criminals at kinko's, and ask the question, "Why are their no tea table books?" Read this episode on a piece of papyrus paper while wearing a rubberized jumpsuit….
  • Sushi and Diet Coke

    Jul 30, 2013 | 56 min
    Cash and TJ talk about the 4th of July, holiday re-shuffling, pre-trivializing, sex riddles, lockbox pockets, vitamin pill wards, ancient aqueducts, brass knuckles, closet wallets, outdoor candelabras, foldable bicycles, trapper keepers, and Underoos, and ask the question, "Are parties going out of style?" Listen to this watershed episode after lighting an eternal sparkler, and then matriculate down the waterfront…..
  • Scaryoke Station

    Jul 23, 2013 | 47 min
    Cash and TJ talk about marriage proposal techniques, Google rage, hair stylist love, hubcap keys, leg shirts, family week, Rocky, Olympic skating, time release putdowns, DR J, etcha sketch, X Games, and ask the question, "Where's the best place for a spinning full body release?" Put the seat back and listen to this episode while taking the summer off, then send it out to sea in a Dr Pepper bottle….
  • DJ Dragon Roll

    Jul 16, 2013 | 47 min
    Cash and TJ talk about safe words, mammal monogomy, pansexuality , Obama masks, Willie Wonka, Ewoks, tilty tables, mobile homes , The Sopranos, slow dancing, rude awakenings, Yogi Bear 3DP and ask the question, "Can you eat while skydiving?" Listen to this episode while enjoying a dipper lipper, because they don't leave anything in the tank and you can't take it with you….
  • Woodland Medley-Live from The Hyatt Place!

    Jul 9, 2013 | 61 min
    Cash and TJ talk about southern accents, lottery tickets, belly buttons, drug addled llamas, Heathcliff, Garfield. horse racing, front tents, gift cards and ask the question "Is Clifford the ultimate service dog?" Plug into this episode while wearing a bullet proof vest, the Eagle has landed....
  • American Placebo

    Jul 2, 2013 | 47 min
    Cash and TJ talk about flag etiquette, intergalactic bigotry, sperm control, balloon animals, summer songs, music festivals, sky malls, whale jazz, faking death, Bruno Mars, bumblebee awareness, birthday cakes, and ask the question, "How loud do you listen to the podcast?" This Kung Pao Pod tastes like summer, run through the sprinklers while listening….
  • Snoopy Strikes Twice

    Jun 11, 2013 | 46 min
    Cash and TJ talk about elitist toasters, Model T Fords, moonshine rooms, gin cellars, wizell worms, hells hikers, octopus minglers, flat globes, yellow bellied cowards, and ask the question "Why does everything taste worse when it's been cooked in a microwave?" Listen to this "Best of T.J Miller" episode like your ancestors did, by "taking a roll in the hay!"
  • Jenga Jerky

    Jun 4, 2013 | 49 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Tex Mex, cola wars, bulbous face, glosters, aging blankets, thin littles, drum circles, Elton John, fun juggers, toothless alligators, blue emus, and ask the question, "Where would you put your Oscar?" Listen to this episode in the Wingman State while reading a copy of Bus Weekly, it will make you purrr......
  • Scratcher in the Rye

    May 28, 2013 | 53 min
    Cash and TJ talk about stationary unicycles, business card cemetery's, Wolfgang Puck, prénatal vitamins,  Captian Ahab, whale face, hemlock shots, hand washing, iPhone coasters, and ask the question, "What is your spirit liquor?" This episode will lick your soul, listen from the back of a banana seat…
  • Poppycock Alley

    May 21, 2013 | 53 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Twin Peaks, Green Eggs and Ham, seasonal crumpets, cake babies, pop-up books, Hallmark Original Movies, earth tours, speeding tickets and ask the question, "What is Spike TV trying to prove?" Put both legs to sleep and listen to this episode, it will be chamber music to your ears....
  • Apocalypse Cow

    May 14, 2013 | 51 min
    Cash and TJ talk about ninja prodigies, werewolf remedies, symbolic roses, adopted highways, snobby chopsticks, brittle people, badger sitting, elbow butter, secret operations, snipple whips, and ask the question "Is TJ an idiot savant?" No fruits were abused in the recording of this historic podcast…..
  • Hamhawk Ball

    May 7, 2013 | 58 min
    Cash and TJ talk about James Bond, bobble head girlfriends, angst ridden super heroes, kindergarten sociopath's, restless leg dancing, bird bath lovemaking, green grape peanut butter muffins, elementary school stuntmen, the price of fame, passive resistance, and ask the question, "How grumpy was Gandhi when he got hungry?" Destroy this episode after listening and don't ever let your X hear it…..
  • Bigfoot Momma's House

    Apr 30, 2013 | 51 min
    Cash and TJ talk about The Loch Ness Monster, Sasquatch, poison oak face, human windmills, car camping, sleep over techniques, eye blankets, energy straps, tonsils in a jar, and ask the question, "Does Yowie swing both ways?" If you're eating this episode, take little bites. This is not a drill!
  • Roadhouse Original

    Apr 23, 2013 | 54 min
    Cash and TJ talk about appliance violence, tether jacking, McFlurry mules, greatest hits albums, Marmot elbow, boring buttons, shirtless bikers, weird dreams, gift techniques and ask the question, "Can you sleep your way to the bottom?"Choose your own adventure from this episode, it's better then a strainer full of gravel.....
  • Speedball Parade

    Apr 16, 2013 | 55 min
    Cash and TJ talk about coffee addiction, national pod dump day, masturbation headaches, adult chocolate milk, esteem scales, gravel pudding parfait, prolonging your prime, Lindsey Lohan, Central America, and ask the question, "Are hostages just friends at gunpoint?" Pop open the safety seal on this hot, tasty pod and listen while enjoying a Morning Jack.....
  • Hieroglyphic Salad

    Apr 9, 2013 | 60 min
    Cash and TJ talk about The Scopebow Incident,  superstitions, confessions, blowing beans, locksmith power, The Fast and Furious 6, clubbed feet, deli meats, tilt a whirls, and ask the question, "When was the last time you climbed a tree?" Listen to this episode while whipping your weeping willow with a lampshade on your head.....
  • Karaoke Clover

    Apr 2, 2013 | 68 min
    Cash and TJ talk about airport tents, mud rooms, homeless hook-ups, toddler face, sleep charting, sensitive nipples, advice shows, appreciating youth, Shamrock Shakes, and ask the question,  "What's more American then a fat elbow?" Listen to this porkcast in your studio apt while eating a burrito as big as your head.....
  • Bird Bath Conversation

    Mar 26, 2013 | 58 min
    Cash and TJ talk about the new baby, cookie pies, recreational epidurals, labor negotiations, caramel corn, head touching, nurse tipping, hair condoms, staff stealing, angry billy goats and ask question, "Where do you put the umbilical cord?"Listen to the human words in this episode while watching along on Facepic….
  • Scratch the Dragon

    Mar 19, 2013 | 60 min
    Cash and TJ talk about astronomers, metal jockeys, bathroom phones, Duran Duran, Billy Idol, emergency exits, Robert Frost, peeping Toms, snowboarding lingo, getting older, and ask the question, "Who is Mr. Champagne and why does he order so much room service?" Listen to this episode on a chairlift while counting your toes....
  • Smurf Cabinet

    Mar 12, 2013 | 64 min
    Cash and TH talk about mans search for meaning, fake mustaches, functional belts, eye Milk,  REI babysitting, genital presentation, Halloween parties, bathroom attendants and ask the question "Are we all just hypocrites?" Listen to this episode 19 times in succession while drinking a 19 hour energy, it's a Worlds Record...
  • Office Mask

    Mar 5, 2013 | 63 min
    In this fan appreciation episode, Cash and TJ talk about diet books, funeral clowns, bacon chasers, conjoined twins, harassment techniques, back tattoos, cactus gifts, and ask the question, "Why is Hammurabi's code so hurtful?"Make sure to buy some stock options for this episode and then read it on a grain of rice....
  • Canker Store

    Feb 26, 2013 | 54 min
    Cash and TJ talk about man thongs, imaginary friends, elephants' nemesis, hiccup cures, soft wood floors, Toblerone McFlurrys, Carnival card games, natures Rubix cube, and ask the question, "Why is Waldo on the run?"Turn off the lights and listen to this one in the shower....
  • Pleasure Tether

    Feb 19, 2013 | 33 min
    Cash and TJ talk about space beer, zero gravity sticky zippers, sexoholics vs kleptomaniacs, little fibbies, nozzle cream, chocolate laxatives, silent Sundays, and ask the question, "Can you text from the outskirts of Yonderland?" Drink some Tang before this teeny tiny episode, and make sure you listen in the dark...
  • Valentine Colada

    Feb 12, 2013 | 54 min
    Cash and TJ talk about Jamba births, acceptable alcoholism, bad analogy's, midwives, self flatulation, drunkles,  Swedist day, sex acne, corporate holidays, ugly donkeys, and ask the question, "How great is Bakersfield on a Saturday?" Adjust the temperature in your car and listen to this episode with a loved one, things could be worse...
  • Closet Space

    Feb 5, 2013 | 48 min
    Cash and TJ talk about famous last words, God's existence, cloning, Wang Chung, bad roommates, hoarders, optimum shirts, square footage jerks and ask the question, "Can a real man carry a purse?" "Break the Glass" and listen to this episode,  you'll be just getting started.....
  • Tumbleweed Rodeo

    Jan 29, 2013 | 65 min
    Cash and TJ talk about beekeepers, vampires vs werewolves, tiny dogs, snake necks, astrology, lost instincts, holiday cards, mankind's progress, making friends, scamp knuckles, and ask the question, "What will become of Triskett Hurlibutton?" Listen to this episode in solitary confinement while taking a sample from natures snack bar.....
  • Sneezing Ladle

    Jan 22, 2013 | 62 min
    Cash and TJ talk about birthdays, pirates, ear enlargers, cliff tents, naan cocoons, Kirk Douglas, bird people, and ask the question, "Has anyone ever made it to Yonderland?"This episode sounds best while drinking pure grain alcohol and playing a game of Yahtzee!