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Episodes

  • 10-24-14 9AM - Washington Examiner Reporter Luke Rosiak Talks To Us About The Obamaphone And Other Government Waste

    Oct 24, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - Late COW; Washington Examiner's Luke Rosiak talks to us about republicans being behind an Obamaphone ad campaign. 2 - More with Rosiak. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Final Thoughts.
  • 10-24-14 8AM - SuperHero Brawl and Arrested For A Wet Willy

    Oct 24, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - Politico's Katie Glueck talks to us about Rand Paul's foreign policy speech in NY last night. 2 - Superhero brawl on Hollywood Blvd; Dude gave a "wet willy" to a cop. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The News Wheel Thingy.
  • 10-24-14 7AM - Mark Steyn Talks To Us About The Ottawa Shootings, His Persecution In Canada, and Being A Top 41 Recording Artist

    Oct 24, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - MArk Steyn joins us to talk about the Ottawa shootings, his persecution in Canada, and being a Top 41 recording star. 2 - Brad Pitt was on Between Two Ferns; Texts; Tattooed dude can't get a jobby job in Bakersfield; Vitamin Water wasn't that healthy. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - San Francisco tour guide goes off while giving a tour on a double decker bus.
  • 10-24-14 6AM - How To Nab The Cool Stuff From That Claw Machine Thingy At The Video Game Arcade

    Oct 24, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jack's still out; Super Bonus MailBag; TLC has canceled "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo".
  • 10-23-14 9AM - Masturbating Panda Video and The Government Rewards Failure

    Oct 23, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - Julia Ireton from the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corp) reports on the Ottawa shootings. 2 - Video has been unearthed of a panda masturbating; Released immigrants were more dangerous than we were told. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - New Starbucks Chestnut Praline Latte drink; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-23-14 8AM - Glenn Greenwald Says Surveillance Changes Behavior

    Oct 23, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - Renee Zellweger looks different; Surveillance changes behavior. 2 - More on that wacky doctor. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Texts; The most creative excuses for not coming into work.
  • 10-23-14 7AM - Tim "The Lawyer" Sandefur Talks About The Property Owner's Rights Case In San Francisco He Just Won

    Oct 23, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - Tim "the Lawyer" Sandefur comes in to talk about the property owner's rights case in San Francisco he just won. 2 - More with TTL. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CBS News correspondent Jim Krasula is in Ottawa reporting on the shootings there.
  • 10-23-14 6AM - Would You Rather Have A Photographic Memory Or Be Able To Totally Forget Anything You Want?

    Oct 23, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Joe Getty plays a wacky game of "Would You Rather?"; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Ottawa shootings; Unsavory doctor in San Diego.
  • 10-22-14 9AM - Mike Rowe Comes On To Talk About His New TV Show "Somebody's Gotta Do It" on CNN

    Oct 22, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - Senator Tom Coburn's Wastebook for 2014 is out; GAO study on govt waste. 2 - Mike Rowe comes on to talk about his new TV show "Someone's Gotta Do It" on CNN. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Fun facts about walruses; World Series ratings; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-22-14 8AM - Hiring Stupidness In San Francisco

    Oct 22, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - CBS News military analyst Mike Lyons talks Syria, Iraq, and ISIS latest with us. 2 - Hiring wackiness in San Francisco; Pawn Stars. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The News Wheel Buffet Melange Smorgasbord Thingy presented by Positive Sean and Vincent.
  • 10-22-14 7AM - The Cure Starts Today For Jack Armstrong

    Oct 22, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - Marshall Tuck comes on to talk about running for CA State Superintendent of Public Instruction. 2 - The Cure Starts Today for Jack. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Michael Brown autopsy is out; Islamic authorities are mad at dogs or something.
  • 10-22-14 6AM - Vincent Found Out His Date Of Birth Is Wrong

    Oct 22, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Vincent's date of birth has been a lie; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Carl DeMaio MailBag; 3 Reasons Americans Are Abandoning the McDonald's.
  • 10-21-14 9AM - Jack Talks Getting His Bone Marrow Sampled

    Oct 21, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - Jack talks about getting his bone marrow sampled; TED talk of an EMT dealing with people who were going to die. 2 - Are red light camera tickets going away?; Serial killer in the heartland; Mario Lopez and Britney Spears had a thing. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Joe had a drone job in 1985; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-21-14 8AM - GOP Congressional Candidate Carl DeMaio Talks To Us About Being Cleared Of Sexual Harassment Claims

    Oct 21, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - Carl DeMaio, who is running for congress in SoCal, comes on to talk about charges against him being dropped. 2 - 41 people died climbing the 10th highest mountain; Breaking News Donkey time; Prop 46 advert. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Prop 46 advert features a doctor at the bar wearing his stethoscope; The News Wheel Buffet Melange Smorgasbord Thingy presented by Positive Sean and Vincent.
  • 10-21-14 7AM - The 30 Million Word Gap Between Rich And Poor Kids

    Oct 21, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - Parents have more stress but more happiness than couples without kids; Kids from lower income families have heard 30 million fewer words by age 3 than kids from more affluent families. 2 - Texts; Americans say the country is "out of control". 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Ebola madness envelops us!; The most expensive cities in the US; Micro-apartments are the hot thing.
  • 10-21-14 6AM - Joe's Constipation and Jack's Chemotherapy

    Oct 21, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Jack's back!; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - More details on Joe Biden's son being kicked out the Navy for cocaine use.
  • 10-20-14 9AM - We Try Marshall's Butter Beef On The Air

    Oct 20, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - Serena Williams was bullied or something; Somehow, Brandon Oliver is a Charger (h/t UT San Diego). 2 - Wilson Rothman from the Wall Street Journal talks with us about Apple Pay debuting today. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - We try some of Marshall's Butter Beef leavins; Letterman's cue card guy got fired; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-20-14 8AM - Almost 40 Superhero Movies Are Expected by 2020

    Oct 20, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - Politico's Steven Shepard talks with us about their latest polls on Obama, Ebola, Obamacare, and ISIS. 2 - Cats and their toxic poo; Obamacare stuff. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The News Wheel Buffet Melange Smorgasbord Thingy presented by Positive Sean and Vincent.
  • 10-20-14 7AM - Joe Getty's Plan For Death Row

    Oct 20, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - Joe went mountain biking then ate a stromboli; College diversity club kicked out prez for getting sex change. 2 - CBS News military analyst Mike Lyons talks the latest on ISIS with us; 60 Minutes did a story on Oregon and their assisted suicide law. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Joe Getty's Plan for Death Row; Obamacare money for illegals.
  • 10-20-14 6AM - How To Cut Down on Your Time Wandering Around In The Ikea

    Oct 20, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Jack's out today!; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Federal Prosecutor Alleges Boss Pressured Him To Engage in 'Unethical Conduct'.
  • 10-17-14 9AM - Should Exercise Data Be Printed On Food Packaging Instead Of Calories?

    Oct 17, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - Late COW; Clearance Rack. 2 - CR. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CR; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-17-14 8AM - Jack's Getting A Pet Scan And Will Be Radioactive For 10 Hours

    Oct 17, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - Jack's gonna get a pet scan and he's gonna be radioactive for 10 hours today; People are more convinced of stuff online when you have a graph. 2 - Top kidnap gang boss gets 12 life terms in San Diego; Joe Getty owns one of Jimmy Page's cigarette butts. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The News Wheel Buffet Melange Smorgasbord Thingy.
  • 10-17-14 7AM - Our New Ebola Czar Is A Longtime Democratic Hack

    Oct 17, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - Jack's wearing socks and sandals today; Texts; One of the nurses at that Texas hospital says they were woefully unprepared. 2 - CBS News military analyst Jeff McCausland talks latest with ISIS and Kobani. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - More Ebola stuff; So who is CDC chief Dr Thomas Frieden anyways?
  • 10-17-14 6AM - "The Honest Truth About Dishonesty: How We Lie to Everyone - Especially Ourselves"

    Oct 17, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Jack's late!; "Recognore" is the hot new word of 2014 (or not); Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Professor Dan Ariely talks about his new book "The Honest Truth About Dishonesty: How We Lie to Everyone--Especially Ourselves".
  • 10-16-14 9AM - Ebola Ain't Even Close To The Leading Causes Of Death In Africa

    Oct 16, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - People are praying for Jack; The leading causes of death in Africa. 2 - Houston mayor subpoenaed a bunch of pastors; Harvard may abandon its sexual harassment policy. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Al Sharpton repeating things redux; Operation Inherent Resolve; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-16-14 8AM - The 3 Traditions That Every Family Should Have

    Oct 16, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - 3 Types of Traditions Every Family Should Have (h/t LifeHacker). 2 - "How Much Do Obama's Fundraising Trips Cost? Mum's The Word" - CBS News' Mark Knoller. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - "The Power Hour Wheel of News" presented by Sean and Vincent.
  • 10-16-14 7AM - CA Congressional Candidate Accused Of Lewd Acts (Again)

    Oct 16, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - Texts; What's up with all the information doctors and retailers need these days?. 2 - San Francisco restaurant's mission is to save the environment or something; Obama's crappy poll numbers; Jack was high and tweeting last night. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Congressional candidate Carl DeMaio from San Diego has been accused of lewd acts (again).
  • 10-16-14 6AM - Was Obama Being Sexist AND Homophobic?

    Oct 16, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Ebola stuff; Dude at a Walmart made love to a stuffed animal.
  • 10-15-14 9AM - John Oliver Versus Pumpkin Spice

    Oct 15, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - CBS News correspondent Steve Futterman is in Dallas reporting on the Ebola virus. 2 - Joe corrects the record. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - John Oliver Versus Pumpkin Spice; Santa dressed as a zombie; Poo for victory!; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-15-14 8AM - Presidential Speeches Are Getting Way More Dumb

    Oct 15, 2014 | 40 min
    8 AM - 1 - Presidential speeches are getting more dumb. 2 - Should we ban flights from Texas?; Jack almost took vicodin this morning; More Ebola and government waste stuff; Did you know we currently have an Ebola Czar? 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - "The Trending News Buffet presented by Positive Sean and Vincent "or something.
  • 10-15-14 7AM - Nobody Wants To Rent Baby Hitler's (Former) House

    Oct 15, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - Middle east expert Aki Peritz talks ISIS latest with us. 2 - SNL ratings are down; Jack's cat is stressed; Al Sharpton repeats stuff in the form of questions. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - No one wants to rent Baby Hitler's house; NFL player arrested for shoplifting.
  • 10-15-14 6AM - The NIH Wasn't Ready For Ebola Cuz Of Origami Condoms

    Oct 15, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The CDC is crying about budget cuts in re: to the Ebola thing; Bobby Jindal wrote a column "The Facts About Ebola Funding" for Politico Magazine.
  • 10-14-14 9AM - Jack and Joe's Trip To South Africa and Chin Beards

    Oct 14, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - What's up with high fructose corn syrup?; Joe played golf for charity; The Air Force bought a bunch of big planes for $500 mil then sold them for scrap. 2 - Ebola stuff; Jack and Joe's trip to South Africa; Chin beards; People who write their own memoirs for their families. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Controversial campaign ad in Texas; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-14-14 8AM - "How To Talk Like A Politician"

    Oct 14, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - SacBee's Marcos Breton: Controversy clouds Steinberg's legacy as he leaves the Senate. 2 - David Mark from Politico Magazine talks about his story "How To Talk Like A Politician". 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Politicians, media, and the gotcha game; Family fights to keep playground in their backyard.
  • 10-14-14 7AM - Jack Just Wants To Know If His Cancer Will Kill Him Or Not

    Oct 14, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - Neel Kashkari has an advert out that features a drowning boy who doesn't actually drown. 2 - Jack just wants to know if his cancer will kill him or not. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Texts; Nidal Hasan's lawyer is talking.
  • 10-14-14 6AM - No One Cares About The Boring Midterm Elections

    Oct 14, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Jack's back!; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Will Mitt run again?; Midterms and fundraising stuff.
  • 10-13-14 9AM - Scary Clown Pranks and Eating Dead Chimp

    Oct 13, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - Our Obamacare attorney Craig Gottwals talks the latest in CA state follies with us. 2 - What's up with scary clown pranks?; Vincent hates those flash mob things; The Death of Joy. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - John Kerry said global warming may end life on Earth; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-13-14 8AM - Safety Versus Autonomy

    Oct 13, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - The EPA seems to have misplaced thousands of text messages; Safety Versus Autonomy. 2 - Politico's Joanne Kenen talks about her story "Questions emerge about Ebola readiness". 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Joe celebrated Fleet Week and the Navy; Enterovirus spreading among kids; Iggy Azalea got into it with a paparazzi.
  • 10-13-14 7AM - Stores That Only Sell Beef Jerky

    Oct 13, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - CBS News military analyst Mike Lyons talks ISIS latest with us. 2 - Stores that only sell beef jerky; Politics, money, and the Ebola. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Tours of the Walmart; Texts; More Ebola stuff.
  • 10-13-14 6AM - The Great Grey Cattle Shoot Of Conformity

    Oct 13, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Jack's out today!; Openings. 2 - The system worked!; MailBag; Does Tesla equal conformity?. 3 - Marshall's News; Panda Express and their huge woks. 4 - Kim Jong Un is still incapacitated or something.
  • 10-10-14 9AM - Joe And Marshall Review Pumpkin Beer

    Oct 10, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - Late COW; Clearance Rack. 2 - More CR. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - More CR; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-10-14 8AM - 29-Year-Old Woman Has Scheduled Her Death

    Oct 10, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - Elon Musk unveiled a new Tesla car; Nobel Peace Prize winners; Cop shot a dude in St Louis. 2 - Some lady in KY running for the US senate wouldn't say if she voted for Obama or not; Congress people who don't even live in the states they represent anymore. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - 29-year-old woman has scheduled her own death for Nov 1 in a case of "Right to Die".
  • 10-10-14 7AM - School District Says Stop Saying "Boys And Girls"

    Oct 10, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - School district urges teachers to be more inclusive, stop referring to "boys and girls". 2 - Turkey, Iraq, the Kurds, and ISIS stuff; White House and the prostitution scandal. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The worst minister in the world.
  • 10-10-14 6AM - Is The Word "Fat" Mean?

    Oct 10, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Marshall brought in a bunch of tope Pumpkin stuff from the Trader Joe's; Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jack's wife was told you shouldn't use the word "fat"; Shame shamers; We've run out of problems.
  • 10-9-14 9AM - Hitler's Flatulence Problem

    Oct 9, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - The Onion - Documentary Viewer Can't Wait To Find Out Which 4 Lads From Liverpool Changed Music Forever; Polls n stuff. 2 - Troubles continue for NFL star running back Adrian Peterson; Sea ice is at a record level or something. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - New Rock N Roll Hall of Fame nominees are out; Hitler farted a lot; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-9-14 8AM - The Higher The Income, The Higher The SAT Score

    Oct 9, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - CBS News military analyst Jeff McCausland talks ISIS latest with us. 2 - Where does the sun go at night?; Texts; The higher the income, the higher the SAT score. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - NY Times columnist Thomas Friedman quoted a lot of The Dark Knight; More on SAT scores relative to income.
  • 10-9-14 7AM - The 15 Most Popular Sandwiches In America

    Oct 9, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - Timothy Beardson, author of "Stumbling Giant: The Threats to China's Future," talks China with us. 2 - The proper way to hold the steering wheel; How do you waste time at work?; The 15 Most Popular Sandwiches in America. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Newspapers prefer lesbians.
  • 10-9-14 6AM - Jimmy Carter (Jimmy Carter!) Said Obama Blew It On ISIS

    Oct 9, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - The A Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jimmy Carter said Obama blew it re: ISIS; Rep Duncan Hunter said ISIS members were caught at the border.
  • 10-8-14 9AM - Praying And Pumpkins

    Oct 8, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - Christina Sandefur (aka Tim the Lawyer's wifey) comes on to update us on the "Right to Try" case which would allow terminal patients access to investigational drugs that have completed basic safety testing. 2 - More O'Reilly bullying Panetta; Texts; Praying and pumpkins. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Which state has the worst quality of life?; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-8-14 8AM - What Do Americans Pray For?

    Oct 8, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - Bill O'Reilly lectured Leon Panetta; Texts on stuff. 2 - CBS News reporter Adrienne Bard is in Mexico City reporting on the mass grave found there; Squirrel causes bike accident. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Half of Americans pray everyday and this is what they pray about.
  • 10-8-14 7AM - Jack May Smell Like A Dead Rabbit

    Oct 8, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - Warren Buffet says Hillary will run and will win; What's up with Panetta bashing Obama?; George Will gets invited to speak at college campus then gets uninvited. 2 - The FBI needs your help identifying some ISIS guy; Jack's dog killed a rabbit; More on George Will being uninvited. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The new Ebola TV show.
  • 10-8-14 7AM - A&G's Twitter Feeds Gets Analyzed For Anger

    Oct 8, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - A&G and the staff's Twitter feeds gets analyzed via algorithms for anger, depression, and Valley Girl-likeness.
  • 10-8-14 6AM - A&G's Twitter Feeds Gets Analyzed For Anger

    Oct 8, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - A&G and the staff's Twitter feeds gets analyzed via algorithms for anger, depression, and Valley Girl-likeness.
  • 10-7-14 9AM - It Costs Over 1 Cent To Actually Make A Penny

    Oct 7, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - CBS military analyst Mike Lyons talks bombing ISIS and fighting in Syria with us. 2 - Texts; Serial killer is writing a book and the proceeds will go to the families of the victims. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - What does it cost to make a penny?; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-7-14 8AM - Activist Chick Flips Out About People Eating Chicken In A Restaurant

    Oct 7, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - PBS science correspondent Miles O'Brien talks with us about the myth of the Ebola scare. 2 - Another NFL player in trouble; NFL star has 6 kids from 6 different women; Activist chick walks into a restaurant and begins yelling and screaming and crying about the chickens being killed. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - So where in the heck is Kim Jong Un anyway?
  • 10-7-14 7AM - Jack Reveals He Has Some Form Of Cancer

    Oct 7, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - Tucker Carlson from DailyCaller.com and Fox News comes on to talk about ISIS, California, and who he admires with us. 2 - Jack got his biopsy results and it turns out he has some form of cancer. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - NorCal principal of an exclusive, high-end Marin school found in a hotel room just outside Sac with drugs and a passed out woman.
  • 10-7-14 6AM - Tony Bennett Flubbed "God Bless America" Cuz He's Old

    Oct 7, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Tony Bennett flubbed "God Bless America"; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jimmy Kimmel asks people on the street "Who is Joe Biden?"
  • 10-6-14 9AM - Jack and Sean Don't Like Eating Food

    Oct 6, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - If you fight with ISIS, should your passport be revoked?; Sacramento mayor Kevin Johnson spoke out about Ferguson, MO. 2 - Jack had beet pancakes; Jack and Sean don't like eating food. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Women have back-up husbands; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-6-14 8AM - Joe Sat On Joe DiMaggio's Black Toilet

    Oct 6, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - Joe drank then biked for 2 miles the next day; Joe went wine grape harvesting; Joe sat on a (famous) black toilet. 2 - CBS News correspondent Barry Bagnato is in Washington reporting on the latest in the Supreme Court session. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Pedophilia: A Disorder, Not a Crime - NY Times.
  • 10-6-14 7AM - The Money's In The Medicine, Not The Cure

    Oct 6, 2014 | 40 min
    7 AM - 1 - Ben Affleck argued about muslims and islam on Bill Maher's show. 2 - Jack's son blew chunks; Texts; The money's in the medicine not the cure; Jack got a new cat. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Some dude got stranded in a hamster wheel orb thingy and had to be rescued; You'll eat more if you eat with heavy people; School district removes swings from schools.
  • 10-6-14 6AM - They're Lone Rats Not Lone Wolves

    Oct 6, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - FBI director was on 60 Minutes; Supreme Court will not be ruling on gay marriage; 60 Minutes ratings down when they interviewed Obama.
  • 10-3-14 9AM - Sean And Vincent Review The New Fall TV Shows

    Oct 3, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - Late COW; Clearance Rack. 2 - Sean and Vincent review the new fall TV shows; CR. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CR; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-3-14 8AM - Laundromats Are Either Super Fun Or Just Sad

    Oct 3, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - More on Viagra adverts; Obama mocked Fox News; Obamacare numbers. 2 - Neil Patrick Harris gave tasks to people who came to his wedding; More California banana republic wackiness; Baseball playoff stuff. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Hunter Pence Sign meme; Laundromats are either mad funzies or just sad.
  • 10-3-14 7AM - Vending Machines Kill More People Than Ebola

    Oct 3, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - What's up with the slow turnaround times for medical tests?; Jack had the mono; You're more likely to die from vending machines, slipping in the bathroom, and lightning strikes than the ebola virus. 2 - CBS News business analyst Jill Schlesinger talks about the new jobs numbers and the unemployment rate with us. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Germany may ban work emails after 6 PM; Does Siri now have an attitude?; Viagra adverts now have women in them.
  • 10-3-14 6AM - Turkey Daiquiris With Extra Gizzards, Please

    Oct 3, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CBS News military analyst Mike Lyons talks the latest in ISIS with us.
  • 10-2-14 9AM - Kids Who Don't Say "Thank You"

    Oct 2, 2014 | 42 min
    9 AM - 1 - Jack hates apps that get updated; Joe gets spammed by Visit Central Oregon; Cathy Young from Reason.com talks to us about her column "The Problem with Yes Means Yes". 2 - Reports of sexual assaults on college campuses are up. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - There are over 40 pumpkin-flavored items at the Trader Joe's; What's up with kids who don't say "thank you?"; Jack's wife's birthday was yesterday but it wasn't so happy; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-2-14 8AM - The Psychology Behind Costco Giving Out Samples

    Oct 2, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - Dr Donald Bicklin from U.S. Healthworks talks to us about the domestic dangers of the ebola virus. 2 - CA plastic bag ban; Newsrooms are getting smaller and smaller; The psychology behind Costco's samples. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Secret Service head resigns; Who all does the Secret Service protect anyway?
  • 10-2-14 7AM - Jack Got An 8 Inch Needle In His Back

    Oct 2, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - Jack talks about taking an 8 inch needle in his back yesterday. 2 - Daily Show mocked Secret Service head's grilling; Bush talked why he didn't withdraw from Iraq. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Bill Clinton is cool with the Bush family; Iraqi air force pilots aren't very accurate.
  • 10-2-14 6AM - How Do You Catch The Ebola Virus?

    Oct 2, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Jack's back!; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - How do you catch that ebola virus stuff anyway?
  • 10-1-14 7AM - Pigeon Anal Search and 11 Words You're Mispronouncing

    Oct 1, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - More on Hong Kong protests; Secret Service head got grilled on Capitol Hill. 2 - . 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Texts; Pigeons got anally searched in China; 11 Common Words You're Probably Mispronouncing.
  • 10-1-14 9AM - The White House Versus James Clapper

    Oct 1, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - Bill Maher went after muslims; James Clapper vs the White House. 2 - There are hella lawyers in government; Caffeine weight loss panties don't help you lose weight; Dudes enjoy drinking beers with other dudes. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Ben Affleck shows his penis in his new movie; Final Thoughts.
  • 10-1-14 8AM - California's "Yes Means Yes" Law

    Oct 1, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - Joseph Cohn from FIRE (Foundation for Individual Rights and Education) talks about California's "Yes Means Yes" sex law. 2 - More with Cohn from FIRE. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - More on "Yes Means Yes".
  • 10-1-14 6AM - Protests In Hong Kong

    Oct 1, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Jack's off today!; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CBS News reporter Shannon Van Sant is in Beijing reporting on the Hong Kong protests.
  • Armstrong and Getty 100114 H4

    Oct 1, 2014 | 38 min
    9 AM - 1 - Bill Maher went after Muslims; James Clapper vs the White House. 2 - There are hella lawyers in government; Caffeine weight loss panties don't help you lose weight; Dudes enjoy drinking beers with other dudes. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Ben Affleck shows his penis in his new movie; Final Thoughts.
  • Armstrong and Getty 100114 H3

    Oct 1, 2014 | 36 min
    8 AM - 1 - Joseph Cohn from FIRE (Foundation for Individual Rights and Education) talks about California's "Yes Means Yes" sex law. 2 - More with Cohn from FIRE. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - More on "Yes Means Yes".
  • Armstrong and Getty 100114 H2

    Oct 1, 2014 | 36 min
    7 AM - 1 - More on Hong Kong protests; Secret Service head got grilled on Capitol Hill. 2 - What is Pumpkin Spice; More on the Secret Service. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Texts; Pigeons got anally searched in China; 11 Common Words You're Probably Mispronouncing.
  • Armstrong and Getty 100114 H1

    Oct 1, 2014 | 35 min
    6 AM - 1 - Jack's off today!; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CBS News reporter Shannon Van Sant is in Beijing reporting on the Hong Kong protests.
  • 9-30-14 9AM - Kids Can No Longer Be Suspended For "Willful Defiance"

    Sep 30, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - Michael Phelps arrested for DUI; FCC sacks NFL blackout rule; What does the word "turnt" mean?; Fed employees looking at porn at work. 2 - Protests in Hong Kong; "Willful defiance" is no longer grounds for suspending students in CA. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jack went to a kid's birthday that teased cake; Final Thoughts.
  • 9-30-14 8AM - Cops Confuse SpaghettiOs Residue For Meth

    Sep 30, 2014 | 40 min
    8 AM - 1 - FL woman spends month in jail when SpaghettiOs residue was confused for meth by cops; Jack's wife made Mac n Cheese with cauliflower in it. 2 - Camille Paglia on the "Yes Means Yes" sex law. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CBS News correspondent Vicki Barker is in London reporting on the vociferous debate there about bombing ISIS.
  • 9-30-14 7AM - CEO Lets Employees Take As Much Vacation As They Want

    Sep 30, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - Secret Service is under fire for letting the fence jumper guy make it to the East Room; Has the Secret Service become politically correct? 2 - Are sexual consent forms next?; Virgin CEO Richard Branson lets his employees take off time whenever they want for as long as they want. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Muslim NFL player penalized for "praying"; Exercise is good for ADHD.
  • 9-30-14 6AM - Men Who Don't Carry A Wallet

    Sep 30, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Marshall Phillips went to a laundromat; Openings. 2 - Positive Sean is still sans wallet; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - California's "Yes Means Yes" sex law; "The Walking Dead" zombies are so not scary.
  • Armstrong and Getty 093014 H4

    Sep 30, 2014 | 38 min
    9 AM - 1 - Michael Phelps arrested for DUI; FCC sacks NFL blackout rule; What does the word "turnt" mean?; Fed employees looking at porn at work. 2 - Protests in Hong Kong; "Willful defiance" is no longer grounds for suspending students in CA. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jack went to a kid's birthday that teased cake; Final Thoughts.
  • Armstrong and Getty 093014 H3

    Sep 30, 2014 | 36 min
    8 AM - 1 - FL woman spends month in jail when SpaghettiOs residue was confused for meth by cops; Jack's wife made Mac n Cheese with cauliflower in it. 2 - Camille Paglia on the "Yes Means Yes" sex law. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CBS News correspondent Vicki Barker is in London reporting on the vociferous debate there about bombing ISIS.
  • Armstrong and Getty 093014 H2

    Sep 30, 2014 | 36 min
    7 AM - 1 - Secret Service is under fire for letting the fence jumper guy make it to the East Room; Has the Secret Service become politically correct? 2 - Are sexual consent forms next?; Virgin CEO Richard Branson lets his employees take off time whenever they want for as long as they want. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Muslim NFL player penalized for "praying" after scoring a TD; Exercise is good for ADHD.
  • Armstrong and Getty 093014 H1

    Sep 30, 2014 | 35 min
    6 AM - 1 - Marshall Phillips went to a laundromat; Openings. 2 - Positive Sean is still sans wallet; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - California's "Yes Means Yes" sex law; "The Walking Dead" zombies are so not scary.
  • 9-29-14 9AM - Unhappy Couples Post A Lot On Facebook

    Sep 29, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - Joe Scarborough went off about the FBI being politically correct about the Oklahoma beheading; Vincent posted pics of his Baby Mama on social media. 2 - Jimmy Fallon and Robert Plant sang "Duke of Earl" and it was awesome; The more insecure you are about your relationship, the most your post about it on Facebook. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Obama said James Clapper underestimated ISIS; Final Thoughts.
  • 9-29-14 8AM - Workplace Beheading In Oklahoma

    Sep 29, 2014 | 40 min
    8 AM - 1 - Our Obamacare attorney Craig Gottwals gives us the latest in government healthcare follies. 2 - Obama was on 60 Minutes talking Syria and Iraq; George Clooney got married; Beheading in OK. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Kim Passoth from KOCO in Oklahoma City talks to us about the workplace beheading there.
  • 9-29-14 7AM - Jack's Gonna Be Stuck W/ An 8 Inch Needle

    Sep 29, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - Jack is going to be taking an 8 inch needle in him on Wednesday. 2 - Texts. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The Simpsons and Family Guy did a crossover episode or something; More on California's "Yes Means Yes" sex law.
  • 9-29-14 6AM - CA's New "Yes Means Yes" Sex Law

    Sep 29, 2014 | 41 min
    6 AM - 1 - Jack's back! Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CA's new "Yes Means Yes" sex law.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092914 H4

    Sep 29, 2014 | 38 min
    9 AM - 1 - Joe Scarborough went off about the FBI being politically correct about the Oklahoma beheading; Vincent posted pics of his Baby Mama on social media. 2 - Jimmy Fallon and Robert Plant sang "Duke of Earl" and it was awesome; The more insecure you are about your relationship, the more you post about it on Facebook. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Obama said James Clapper underestimated ISIS; Final Thoughts.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092914 H3

    Sep 29, 2014 | 36 min
    8 AM - 1 - Our Obamacare attorney Craig Gottwals gives us the latest in government healthcare follies. 2 - Obama was on 60 Minutes talking Syria and Iraq; George Clooney got married; Beheading in OK. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Kim Passoth from KOCO in Oklahoma City talks to us about the workplace beheading there.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092914 H2

    Sep 29, 2014 | 36 min
    7 AM - 1 - Jack is going to be taking an 8 inch needle in him on Wednesday. 2 - Texts. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The Simpsons and Family Guy did a crossover episode or something; More on California's "Yes Means Yes" sex law.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092914 H1

    Sep 29, 2014 | 36 min
    6 AM - 1 - Jack's back! Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CA's new "Yes Means Yes" sex law.
  • 9-25-14 9AM - Bill Herenda And The Positive Coaching Alliance

    Sep 26, 2014 | 43 min
    9 AM - 1 - Late COW; Our dude (and sports announcer) Bill Herenda talks about the Positive Coaching Alliance. 2 - Clearance Rack. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CR.
  • 9-25-14 8AM - Most Illegals Don't Show Up To Deportation Hearings

    Sep 26, 2014 | 41 min
    8 AM - 1 - Kim Jong Un may be ill or something; Lots of illegals don't show up for their follow up appointments with officials. 2 - Joe's daughter's friends are diverse; More Eric Holder stuff; Dr Ben Carson in 2016?. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Remember that "OH YEAH" song from the 80s?; Woman beheaded in OK.
  • 9-25-14 7AM - Mom Bakes "Vagina Cookies" For Class

    Sep 26, 2014 | 41 min
    7 AM - 1 - Judge Andrew Napolitano went after Eric Holder. 2 - CBS News military analyst Mike Lyons talks bombing ISIS with us. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Mommy bakes "vagina cookies" for 2nd graders.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092614 H4

    Sep 26, 2014 | 38 min
    9 AM - 1 - Late COW; Our dude (and sports announcer) Bill Herenda talks about the Positive Coaching Alliance. 2 - Clearance Rack. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CR; Final Thoughts.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092614 H3

    Sep 26, 2014 | 36 min
    8 AM - 1 - Kim Jong Un may be ill or something; Lots of illegals don't show up for their follow up appointments with officials. 2 - Joe's daughter's friends are diverse; More Eric Holder stuff; Dr Ben Carson in 2016?. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Remember that "OH YEAH" song from the 80s?; Woman beheaded in OK.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092614 H2

    Sep 26, 2014 | 36 min
    7 AM - 1 - Judge Andrew Napolitano went after Eric Holder. 2 - CBS News military analyst Mike Lyons talks bombing ISIS with us. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Mommy bakes "vagina cookies" for 2nd graders.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092614 H1

    Sep 26, 2014 | 35 min
    6 AM - 1 - Jack's off today! Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Joe renovated a HUD repo house back in the day in Kansas.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092514 H4

    Sep 25, 2014 | 38 min
    9 AM - 1 - The Wisdom of Armstrong Ferguson, MO police chief videotaped an apology. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Black-ish TV show premiered on ABC; Justin Bieber police blotter; Final Thoughts.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092514 H3

    Sep 25, 2014 | 36 min
    8 AM - 1 - Mia Bloom, with the Center for Terrorism and Security Studies at UMass, talks to us about the threats by ISIS being simply scare tactics. 2 - More iPhone and iOS 8 stuff; Peeing air; Last weird thing about Hillary. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Texts; Utilikilts.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092514 H2

    Sep 25, 2014 | 36 min
    7 AM - 1 - Jack's still on the green tea; Joe Getty shares some Shower Thoughts; 10 Weird Things You Didn't Know About Hillary. 2 - CBS News correspondent Pam Coulter is in New York reporting on Obama's speech at the UN. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - White House put up a 3 foot fence for some reason; Eric Holder is stepping down; More weird things about Hillary.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092514 H1

    Sep 25, 2014 | 36 min
    6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Obama's speech at the UN.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092414 H4

    Sep 24, 2014 | 38 min
    9 AM - 1 - Politico's Josh Gerstein talks about Obama invoking the 2001 War Authorization. 2 - Texts n stuff; Pants need a phone pocket. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Oracle CEO Larry Ellison bought an island in Hawaii; Final Thoughts.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092414 H3

    Sep 24, 2014 | 36 min
    8 AM - 1 - What if your kid married someone from a different political party?; Diversity in birdwatching. 2 - Former Iraqi ambassador to the UN Feisal Al-Istrabadi talks Iraq and ISIS with us. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - 10 Words People Who Lack Confidence Always Use.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092414 H2

    Sep 24, 2014 | 36 min
    7 AM - 1 - The filthy French; Joe takes steroids LIVE on the air; The Tomahawk missiles we're firing are heavy. 2 - Some notes on that big Climate March in NYC; White people be marchin'. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Khorasan is the worstest; Biden said Romney wants to go to war with Syria in 2012; Fresno substitute teacher was a former murder suspect.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092414 H1

    Sep 24, 2014 | 35 min
    6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Chris Christie lost weight; Jack is drinking green tea; Trade Trey Gowdy for John Boehner?; Vincent might bring The Poof back.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092314 H4

    Sep 23, 2014 | 37 min
    9 AM - 1 - CBS News military analyst Mike Lyons talks bombing ISIS in Syria with us. 2 - Jack has big dogs; Climate change march vs Pro-Life march. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The three-breasted chick may be a hoax; Police officers and crime; Final Thoughts.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092314 H3

    Sep 23, 2014 | 35 min
    8 AM - 1 - More on the 3rd mammary lady. 2 - Lois Lerner did an interview with Politico. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Ravens owner talked Ray Rice controversy; NFL player hurts himself doing a dance; Car crashed after armpit hair lit on fire.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092314 H2

    Sep 23, 2014 | 36 min
    7 AM - 1 - Our political analyst Gary Dietrich from Citizenvoice.org talks about CA GOP infighting and conflict. 2 - Washington Post - When no gender fits: A quest to be seen as just a person. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Is the Secret Service slackin' off?; Baseball playoff talk; Some chick claims to have gotten a 3rd breast.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092314 H1

    Sep 23, 2014 | 35 min
    6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Obama is bombing ISIS in Syria.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092214 H4

    Sep 22, 2014 | 37 min
    9 AM - 1 - Woman Disputes City of Sacramento's Claims She Bit Garbagemen; Ann Coulter said something. 2 - Freddie Mercury and Michael Jackson track released; Joe had fleas all over his legs this weekend. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Sexiest accents; Final Thoughts.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092214 H3

    Sep 22, 2014 | 36 min
    8 AM - 1 - Climate change marches over the weekend. 2 - Aki Peritz talks about his story "Are We Too Dysfunctional for a New War on Terror?" in Politico Magazine. 3 - Marshall's News.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092214 H2

    Sep 22, 2014 | 36 min
    7 AM - 1 - Kid gets detention for giving another kid his lunch. 2 - CBS News military analyst Jeff McCausland talks 60 Minutes story on ISIS with us. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Joe drove his kids back to college this weekend.
  • Armstrong and Getty 092214 H1

    Sep 22, 2014 | 36 min
    6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Some dude jumped the fence and made it thru the front door at the White House.
  • Armstrong and Getty 091914 H4

    Sep 19, 2014 | 37 min
    9 AM - 1 - Late COW; Clearance Rack. 2 - CR. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - CR; Final Thoughts.
  • Armstrong and Getty 091914 H3

    Sep 19, 2014 | 36 min
    8 AM - 1 - iPhone iTrampling; Vincent's phone's screen is broken; Joe drinks Bud Light Lime. 2 - Politico's Burgess Everett talks Syria vote and ISIS with us; Ken Burns Roosevelt doc on PBS. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jack's favorite Mark Twain quote; Wages of the people in the UC System.
  • Armstrong and Getty 091914 H2

    Sep 19, 2014 | 36 min
    7 AM - 1 - Should you lose your citizenship if you fight for ISIS?; Don't invite a homeless dude into your threesome. 2 - Vote on Syria cowardice; John Kerry winked at McCain. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Sports bar says it won't show NFL games anymore; Is U2 the new Nickelback?; Cockfighting at the (Mexican) Walmart.
  • Armstrong and Getty 091914 H1

    Sep 19, 2014 | 35 min
    6 AM - 1 - Joe steals Vince's punchline, then Vince proceeds to steal Marshall's punchline; Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jack and Joe used to work with a dude who wore a kilt; Is Khorasan the new ISIS?