Pat Sevens

Pat Sevens

  • 7 w Pat Sevens 3-10-14

    Mar 10, 2014 | 6 min
    I'm gonna be a daddy!
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 1-27-14

    Jan 27, 2014 | 4 min
    Uncle Reggie resigned; the Bills hired a crazy person; hipsters are hunting (ha!); People of Rowley Street are locking their doors a bit more...
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 1-21-14

    Jan 21, 2014 | 6 min
    An 8 year old Rochester hero, some inappropriate things about sex, and the Governor upset people.
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 1-15-14

    Jan 15, 2014 | 6 min
    I don't care the Mayor was speeding; A restaurant is making me giggle like a 10 year old boy; An MTV show NOT ruining your children
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 12-9-13

    Dec 09, 2013 | 4 min
    Holiday decorations are a penis showing contest
  • 7 w Pat Sevens 12-4-13

    Dec 04, 2013 | 6 min
    Racism: it's what's for dinner; The US is average in what matters; A Brilliant Super Bowl Ad idea...
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 12-3-13

    Dec 04, 2013 | 4 min
    What Century do we live in? Bob Duffy is NOT Rob Ford; An odd sign of the times...
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 12-2-13

    Dec 02, 2013 | 7 min
    The Bills found a new, HILARIOUS way of killing our dream; Black Friday shopping; The irony of Paul Walker's death.
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 11-27-13

    Nov 27, 2013 | 7 min
    HAPPY THANKSGIVING! What and I'm thankful for AND would you have an open marriage?
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 11-25-13

    Nov 25, 2013 | 7 min
    Bon Jovi wants the Bills; An epic story about a deer in Parma; Guys... you're tiny. It's science.
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 11-20-13

    Nov 20, 2013 | 6 min
    7 Topics for Rochester and WNY, including: Kids are even fatter; I can't believe it's been a year since THIS happened; What's the biggest turnoff in the bedroom? Might surprise you...
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 11-19-13

    Nov 19, 2013 | 6 min
    More on the idiot who fell at the Ralph; Need to fix city schools? F it! Give them to the colleges; In 'Murica, vacation is for b*tches; Favre can't remember why his kid shouldn't play football... but he shouldn't!
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 11-18-13

    Nov 18, 2013 | 5 min
    Why you need ALL the insurers to drive in Pittsford Plaza; A moron fell off the upper deck of the Ralph; Friggin' Leaves; "Maggie" Brooks stops by!
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 11-15-13

    Nov 15, 2013 | 7 min
    Toronto Mayor Rob Ford needs a radio show; $49 for Thanksgiving dinner for 10? HA! No way; No tackle football for kids under 14?
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 11-14-13

    Nov 14, 2013 | 7 min
    What men are actually saying about women at the office; Welcome to black hole that is WNY young people; Do you have any fetishes? This one will ruin your everything.
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 11-13-13

    Nov 13, 2013 | 5 min
    Forgive me for geeking out about the Sabres for a minute... Also, what the sexiest accent?
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 11-12-13

    Nov 12, 2013 | 5 min
    OMG IT SNOWED!!!!!!! TAKE ALL THE PICTURES!!! The Sabres want to wand you... huhuhuh. Also, Sex! With Jenna Jameson. Ew.
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 11-11-13

    Nov 11, 2013 | 4 min
    Another Bills season, another disappointment; Christmas music is terrible; Teenagers are dumb.
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 11-4-13

    Nov 04, 2013 | 4 min
    7 fake Rochester campaign ads , featuring Saggy Maggie, Big Baby Jesus, and a special message from the Town of Henrietta.
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 11-1-13

    Nov 01, 2013 | 6 min
    1. You can run but you can't hide anymore. 2. Kid sexting? Throw him/her in jail! 3. Super Sweet Tech News w/ Philip the Apple Genius. 4. Motha' f***in' phones on motha' f***in' planes! 5. Mick Jagger doesn't have moves like himself. 6. Car inspections are stupid. 7. Glow Sticks were a good idea afterall!
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 10-31-13

    Oct 31, 2013 | 6 min
    1. Fat Shaming on Halloween? 2. I'm jealous of Boston. 3. Nerds rule the world... and the Bills. 4. Meetings suck. 5. People under 21 in NYC can't buy cigarettes now. 6. I could run a multi-million dollar company. 7. My most embarrassing scary movie moment.
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 10-30-13

    Oct 30, 2013 | 6 min
    1. Men Can't Help But Ogle. 2. Marriage = Economic fix? 3. Kodak is ready to break your hearts again. 4. When did I get old? 5. World Wide Win Shortage. 6. Teamsters hate good offers? 7. Two Faced About Mayor Richards.
  • 7 w/Pat Sevens 10-29-13

    Oct 29, 2013 | 7 min
    1. I Don't Do Feet... 2. What's a friend? 3. Even Doctors Want Internet Out Of Kids' Bedrooms. 4. It's Good to be Sentimental, But... 5. American Cars Suck... Respectfully. 6. A New Epic LEvel of Fata$$ 7. 5 Ways to Get Your Lady To Have Sex With You.
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 10-28-13

    Oct 28, 2013 | 5 min
    1. SHOCKER carnies are dangerous 2. Buffalo has trouble with change 3. The World Series of who cares 4. Some people actually like their jobs? 5. MJ was responsible for MJ 6. Would you pay to not have ads on social media? 7. Thanks Japan
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 10-25-13

    Oct 25, 2013 | 5 min
    1. Bad things can happen to people we are assume are good. 2. Buy Twitter. 3. You don't get your news from the news. 4. Gov't didn't even test the healthcare sites. 5. Wurruhlllds Stronggiissssttt Bee-ur 6. Brett Fa... wait, it'll come to me. 7. Why doesn't Rochester have this?
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 10-24-13

    Oct 24, 2013 | 6 min
    1. Free Speech comes with consequences (U of R Student) 2. I have to use my stroke face to tell you this story. 3. Tom Richards is a good dude. 4. Pearl Jam is still relevant apparently. 5. Things from the 90's that SUCK. 6. Another reminder that kids can be NUTS. 7. If you're sick stay the hell home!!!
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 10-23-13

    Oct 23, 2013 | 5 min
    1. Americans think things are better on weed. 2. Guy who beat a dog with a hose should get a hose in jail. 3. NY Teachers are actually really good 4. Yes we know... it's snowing. 5. Team sports = jobs and money. 6. New Yorkers want Obama-Care 7. Philip the nerd with tech news (apple iPad Air)
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 10-22-13

    Oct 22, 2013 | 5 min
    1. Obama Should Hire Apple Geniuses 2. Spanking Kids at 5 is Bad... mmk... 3. Some Keeps Stealing Crap From Penfield Cars 4. Mayor Tommy Boy 5. Handguns Are the Problem 6. People's Homes a Messy 7. BOGO!
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 10-21-13

    Oct 21, 2013 | 6 min
    1. Dolphins fans suck. 2. Tom Richards can still be mayor if... 3. God wants me fat: Pizza Vending Machines. 4. Philip with tech news 5. Millennials hate tech... what? 6. Facebook wouldn't let you post. EVERYONE PANIC. 7. Congrats New Jersey
  • 7 with Pat Sevens 10-18-13

    Oct 18, 2013 | 6 min
    1. PANDA CAM WATCH w/ Big Baby Jesus. 2. Teen proves anything really could be in a girl's purse. 3. Dear Apple, FIX IT! 4. What is this? A Podcast for ants!?!? 5. JC Penny copies Macys . 6. 23% of College Freshman contract these... 7. Rescue a pet.
  • 7 W/ Pat Sevens 10-17-13

    Oct 17, 2013 | 6 min
    1. Shutdown watch is over... or is it? 2. MILF Isn't Bullying Moms 3. An awkward moment from the Bills' Coach 4. Why don't we have a kick start campaign for this? 5. The Bay Bridge has NO timetable on fully opening again 6. Facebook's new policy is an issue. 7. Low Voices = Sex
  • 7 W/ Pat Sevens 10-16-13

    Oct 16, 2013 | 6 min
    Special edition: lets talk about bullying and how the tech you give your kids is a MASSIVE problem.
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens

    Oct 15, 2013 | 7 min
    1. D*ck move Macy's. 2. SHUTDOWN WATCH Day 15. 3. Governor Trump? 4. The NSA is still spying on you, but you knew that. 5. The Walking Dead 6. Obesity and Airlines 7. 82 of Americans Giving Up on Retiring.
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 10-14-13

    Oct 14, 2013 | 6 min
    1. Wanted: QB That Doesn't Get Hurt. 2. SHUTDOWN WATCH: Is the Roof on Fire? 3. Why is Adrian Peterson Playing Football? 4. "50 Shades of Grey" Sucks. 5. Survey Says You HATE Your Job. 6. Lovely Wants Less Days, 12 Hour Shifts for PoPo 7. The Top 10 Halloween Costumes.
  • 7 With Pat Sevens 10-11-13

    Oct 11, 2013 | 6 min
    1. Don't worry, you won't die (much) going over the Bay Bridge 2. Big Baby Jesus live in DC 3. A New idea for Homeless People in the ROC Subway 4. You Can No Longer Hide on Facebook 5. Trade Byrd 6. Medley Center is Like a Broken Record 7. Doesn't This Sound Like a Bad Prank?
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 10-10-13

    Oct 10, 2013 | 7 min
    1. Shutdown Watch w/ Crappy Public Radio 2. The Bay Bridge is Falling 3. Why Do Service Members Always Get F'ed? 4. Hide Your Shock Face: Abby Wambach is gay 5. Respect the Redskins name? No. 6. You Gotta Have Sex on Your Wedding Night Bro! 7. Everybody Freakin' about Healthcare in ROC
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 10-9-13

    Oct 09, 2013 | 7 min
    1. SHUTDOWN WATCH: Big Baby Jesus in DC 2. More thoguths on the family suing Webster Thomas Hockey 3. The Bills Polish a Turd 4. Revenge Porn 5. Gen Y Taking Back the Cities 6. Shut up Batflek 7. Not another Blade Runner
  • 7 with Pat Sevens 10-9-13

    Oct 09, 2013 | 7 min
    GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS? (Name that reference) 1. SHUTDOWN WATCH: Big Baby Jesus live in DC 2. More thoughts on family suing Webster Thomas Hockey Team 3. The Bills Polish a Turd... and NOT Their Roster 4. Revenge Porn 5. Gen Y is Saving The Cities 6. Shut Up Batflek!!! 7. Indy, Don't Rape Blade Runner Too
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 10-8-13

    Oct 08, 2013 | 7 min
    1. A family sues Webster Thomas hockey b/c their kid sucks at hockey 2. Shutdown watch live update from DC 3. The NFL's Fab Pink Flags 4. Men Like Women with Something Different 5. The New Benjamins 6. Your Dog Has Feelings 7. Let Your Man Go For a Brew w/ His Bros
  • 7 with Pat Sevens 10-7-13

    Oct 07, 2013 | 7 min
    HI! @Pat7s 1. Orange Crush vs. President Kenya 2. The Bills are doomed! 3. Town of Greece goes National 4. This is why you be careful when drinking on East End 5. Shut up Gene Simmons 6. Why, ladies, you don't putting wedding planning into the hands of your man. 7. What's in chicken nuggets?
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 10-4-13

    Oct 04, 2013 | 7 min
    @Pat7s Feedback? patsevens@gmail.com 1. Someone other than congress is mental in DC 2. God hates the Buffalo Bills 3. Not for nothin' but Wegmans and the Teamsters 4. Don't look someone in the eyes... 5. New movies to check out 6. Stream all the things!! 7. 2013 Toy Hall of Fame Contenders
  • 7 with Pat Sevens 10-3-13

    Oct 03, 2013 | 6 min
    @Pat7s #7w7s Facebook.com/pat7s 1. SHUTDOWN WATCH!!!!!! Day 3. 2. Only 2 Things I Want for the Medley Center 3. Want $50,000? 4. New York State Goes Steam Punk with Licences 5. Size 6 is Not Fat 6. The Golden Rules of the Internets 7. OK Cupid Members Won't Ever Get a Date Again
  • 7 with Pat Sevens 10-2-13

    Oct 02, 2013 | 6 min
    Now bringing you local stuff from Rochester and Western New York! 1. Rochester Mom Arrested For Being a Terrible Mom 2. When it comes to captains the Sabres are Bi 3. What's the Shutdown Cost You Per Hour? 4. Wegmans and the Teamsters have Marital Problems 5. No One Wants That Obama-care... Except for MILLIONS of People. 6. The Perception of Crotch Rockets is Reality 7. A Watch for Your Phone
  • 7 with Pat Sevens 10-1-13

    Oct 01, 2013 | 7 min
    Government: because you like paying for people to do nothing. 1. F#$% congress. 2. Obama-care happened... where's Jesus? 3. Frickin' Lasers Cure Obesity? 4. The World Can't Handle the Old People 5. 20 Things Women Should Do Before Getting Married 6. Splitting the Cost of the Ring 7. Things Not Affected by the Gov't Shutdown
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 9-30-13

    Sep 30, 2013 | 8 min
    That annoying ESPN voice guy is the countdown voice today... 1. Who is really failing w/ this government shutdown. 2. Why Breaking Bad is great and I don't care. 3. Netflix adds a new feature, but... 4. The Jacksonville Jaguars are awful. 5. Your football team probably sucks. 6. 10,000 likes on Facebook saves a marriage 7. Need Advice: Glow Sticks instead of Halloween Candy
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 9- 27-13

    Sep 27, 2013 | 7 min
    If you were a hotdog and you were starving to death, would you eat yourself? 1. Why South Park is Relevant 2. Barilla's Noodle Isn't for Gays 3. OJ Stole 4. Mc'Ds wants to give you a tossed salad 5. 50 Football Players got Kicked Off Their Team 6. Kanye West's *amazing* Sense of Humor 7. Thanks Bud Selig
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 9-26-13

    Sep 26, 2013 | 7 min
    Chick tested, Mother approved. 1. Why the Navy Yard Video? 2. No Tats for Army Recruits 3. No one is ready for college apparently 4. Ivy Leaguers Get More 5. Concussions do never bad me 6. Be Like Lindsay Lohan? 7. Taking the lady to See Justin Timberlake is Manly.
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 9-25-13

    Sep 25, 2013 | 7 min
    patsevens@gmail.com @Pat7s 1. Fill-a-Buster 2. Iran wants to be besties 3. You don't feel good about stuff 4. Super Sweet Tech News 5. ROUNDTABLE!!!! (New Segment) 6. Brett.... Favre 7. No Facebook at work, no Facebook for company!
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 9-24-13

    Sep 24, 2013 | 7 min
    Follow me on Twitter! @Pat7s 1. American Terrorists in Kenya? 2. A Stripper Named Sweet Pea 3. Fake Yelp Reviewers Get Busted 4. Satis-fries from BK 5. F*** You Rich People 6. Harry Potter is Queen 7. Apple Gets Hacked (Again)
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 9-23-13

    Sep 23, 2013 | 7 min
    Happy Monday... or something. 1. Kenya Mall 2. Transgender Teen Win Prom Queen 3. The Emmy Awards 4. Prego Women Pumps Iron 5. Texans Kills All The Things 6. Again, College is Over-Rated 7. Mumford and Sons Takes a Break
  • 7 w/ Pat Sevens 9-20-13

    Sep 20, 2013 | 7 min
    Topics: 1. Pope 2. Daaaaaa Shooting in Chicago 3. New iPhone is on sale 4. 2 year old had gastric bypass! 5. Fun with Queen 6. Root for the streaming shows 7. Eww

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