The Uglee Truth

The Uglee Truth

  • Uglee Truth 59: Lena Dunham, Nail Nightmare & Homemade Laundry Soap

    Apr 13, 2014 | 64 min
    Give the Uglees a hot mess topic like Lena Dunham to work with and you can just kick back and enjoy the show. And that's just the beginning of an episode filled with awkward experiences like bodies not meant for bikinis, a shoeless manicurist and Paula's favorite ways to save a few bucks (and cause rashes). Download and share The Uglee Truth podcast #59 today and enjoy some funny females!
  • Uglee Truth 58: Drunk Types, Mommy Privacy & Late Night Options

    Apr 06, 2014 | 69 min
    Uglee drunk tales are always funny, especially when they're being used to determine what type of drunks Jamie and Paula are. Also in this week's episode are the battle for minutes of solitude for moms and talk of who will - or should - replace Daviid Letterman. Oh, and the Ugs think of more drunk stories at the end too so keep listening!
  • Uglee Truth 57: An Uglee Brain Dump - Death, Cocks, Uncoupling, etc

    Mar 30, 2014 | 69 min
    Sometimes Jamie and Paula just have too many topics to catch up on. This is one of those times and you get to come along for the ride. The Ugs are all over the place... from their after-death plans and bug screams to concious uncoupling and Cocks In Socks. Good luck trying to keep up with Episode 57 of The Uglee Truth.
  • Uglee Truth 56: The Vagina Episode II

    Mar 23, 2014 | 71 min
    Way back in The Uglee Truth #8, Jamie and Paula featured this most powerful of all body parts. Now, by popular demand, they're making it an annual episode. From vagacials and vattoos to a perfume you simply have to hear about to believe, the Ugs have you covered for all things vagina as only they can. Plus their new feature, the Uglee Awkward  Moment of the week. Download, listen & share today!
  • Uglee Truth 55: Comicon, Backdoor Love and Our Final Meal

    Mar 16, 2014 | 76 min
    In this week's episode, Jamie gets overwhelmed by nerds as she attends her first ComicCon and meets a flirty celebrity while Paula explains her obsession with the Karate Kid and her hatred for Katy Perry's new song. And somehow they get on the "uncomfortable" topic of anal sex! Plus, the Ugs enjoy a final meal together at their family's favorite restaurant.
  • Uglee Truth 54: Grocery Grandma, Judging Oscar and the Cuddling Business

    Mar 09, 2014 | 68 min
    It's been another fun-filled week in Ug-town as Jamie had a run in with a delusioned old the grocery store, of course. Plus the Ugs must revisit the Oscars and no one is safe from Liza Minelli getting "nipped" to Matthew McConaughey being his own hero. Last but not least, your favorite sisters imagine themsleves participating in the latest business trend... cuddling for hire. Your free dowload of The Uglee Truth this week comes with unlimited laughing!
  • Uglee Truth 53: Back Stories, Reality Shows & Oscar Boobs

    Mar 02, 2014 | 66 min
    This week on The Uglee Truth, Jamie continues to craft elaborate back stories for random strangers which leads  to a discussion about their hangups with (and addiction to) reality television. Plus the Ugs preview the Oscars and share their theories on what it takes to win - aka "show your tits". Download #53 asap!
  • Uglee Truth 52: Gross Outs, Awkward Moments & Olympic Gripes

    Feb 23, 2014 | 66 min
    With the skills of Olympic athletes, Paula and Jamie bring you another episode of The Uglee Truth where they compare themselves to the common traits of awkward people (spoiler alert - there's a match). Other "Truth" topics this week include crappy shopping carts, pretentious hiccups, hand jobs that won't end and, of course, prosthetic legs. Enjoy.
  • Uglee Truth 51: Valentine's Day, Sex Senses and Chocolate Syrup

    Feb 16, 2014 | 63 min
    Jamie and Paula tell it like it is and have no filter - that is what The Uglee Truth is all about. BUT... you may want to make sure the kids are off to school or sleeping before you listen to this one because it's the Ugs' ANNUAL SEX EPISODE. After they warm up with a Valentine's Day reality check, things really heat up with a sex quiz, the senses of sex and, of course, chocolate syrup on your butt. We've said too much... just listen and enjoy! 
  • Uglee "EE"xtra: Producer Dubs Top 10 Ug-Calls

    Feb 15, 2014 | 7 min
    This is an Uglee Truth "EE"xtra. Just a short little show featuring Producer Dub's Top 10 Ug-Calls... you know, UUUUuuggg! The affectionate greeting heard 'round the world'. Enjoy while you wait for the infamous Valentine's week "SEX" episode (#51) which drops this Sunday.
  • Uglee Truth 50: Worst Punishment, Medical Bills & Emergency Farts

    Feb 09, 2014 | 59 min
    Paula is back in action as The Ugs celebrate the Big 5-OH with another entertaining episode. Talk of the sisters' least favorite Super Bowl commercial leads to tales of parental punishment plus the doctor bills start to roll in from Jamie's surgery. Speaking of medical emergencies... the youngest Ug had to learn a valuable lesson about overdosing on apricots. Don't miss the hilarious, and momentous, 50th episode of The Uglee Truth.
  • Uglee Truth 49: "Dub"le Duty, Hobo Zombies & Grocery Sluts

    Feb 03, 2014 | 64 min
    Paula needed to take a week off to handle her biz, so Producer Dub is asked to fill her shoes - a daunting task for any non-Ug to be sure. But Jamie, who also happens to be his wife, "promised" to go easy on him. The couple recounts their recent run-ins with a transient, a frumpy house frow and, by special request, the infamous grocery glance story from Episode 1 is retold.
  • Uglee Truth 48: 1st Anniversary, Bangin' Hair and Pube Fashion

    Jan 26, 2014 | 67 min
    January 25th of last year marked the debut of The Uglee Truth podcast, so the Ugs are celebrating the 1st Anniversary of their show with paper (obviously) and, for you, their 48th episode. Thoughts on their first year, the anxiety of major hair decisions and bush manicuring are all part of this very special episode. Download and listen today!
  • Uglee Truth 47: Vagina Up, Nudity & Teenage Gremlins

    Jan 20, 2014 | 66 min
    Time for another new episode of The Uglee Truth. This week, Jamie is at the end of her rope with her "sick" man, Paula deals with home shoppers and it's celebrity award season so let the judging begin. Plus, are the Ugs comfortable with nudity? You'll have to listen to find out.
  • Uglee Truth 46: Pestilence, Pet Peeves & Pantyhose

    Jan 12, 2014 | 56 min
    Illness invades the Ug households this week so Jamie and Paula have plenty to complain about... which leads to a hilarious discussion of things that piss them off. Plus, Paula wears pantyhose - that is all. Enjoy this week's episode H-Ugs, and be sure to share!
  • Uglee Truth 45: Two Dick Dude, UFC Girls and NYE in Reno

    Jan 05, 2014 | 70 min
    Happy New Year H-Ugs! Jamie and Paula resolved to discuss only the most serious issues of our day in 2014 and, give them credit, they lasted about 30 seconds! Unless you consider the validity of a man with two penises a "serious issue" that is. The sisters also discuss the recent UFC event including what it would be like if the Ugs were in the UFC. Plus Jamie recaps NYE in Reno with Dub. It's all here for you in the latest episode of The Uglee Truth.
  • Uglee Truth 44: The Good, The Bad and The Uglee of 2013

    Dec 29, 2013 | 57 min
    The Uglees host Producer Dub as a guest on this last episode of 2013. All three share their best and worst of the year and chat about New Year's traditions and their resoutions for 2014. Plus, a lively and innuendo-filled discussion about what people shouldn't do in public. End your year with a bang and The Uglee Truth.
  • Uglee Truth 43: Duck Dynasty, Holiday Shopping and Uglee Gifts

    Dec 22, 2013 | 68 min
    Jamie and Paula have their "Uglee" sweaters on as they get ready for the holidays with a jolly episode of The Uglee Truth. The sisters share some shopping stories, their worst presents ever and work gift exchanges. Plus, their take on the Duck Dynasty ordeal and news on a show milestone. Merry Christmas to all, and to all an Uglee night.
  • Uglee Truth 42: New Job, New Belly Button and "Fart" Fright

    Dec 16, 2013 | 69 min
    As you know, these sisters hate taking a week off of The Uglee Truth but, last week, there were some extreme circumstances with Jamie having to undergo surgery. The good news is that she's recovering well and now you get to hear all about the Uglee's adventures in the hospital including nose tubes, Nurse Dub and annoying neighbors. Plus, Paula has some exciting news! Download and tune in today!
  • Uglee "EE"xtra: Post Op

    Dec 09, 2013 | 4 min
    Sorry "H-Ugs"but no new episode this week. Listen to this Uglee "EE"xtra to find out why and think happy thoughts.
  • Uglee Truth 41: Dub Griswold, UGsgiving and Walmart at Midnight

    Dec 02, 2013 |
    Did you have a great Thanksgiving? The UGs did... but a turkey (and wine) coma wasn't about to keep them from recording an all new episode. This week the sisters discuss Producer Dub's sudden enthusiasm for the holiday season and recap their Thanksgiving together. Also, if you didn't think Jamie and Paula would have an opinion on Black Friday at Walmart... well you just don't know them at all.
  • Uglee Truth 41: Dub Griswold, UGsgiving and Walmart at Midnight

    Dec 02, 2013 | 66 min
    Did you have a great Thanksgiving? The UGs did... but a turkey (and wine) coma wasn't about to keep them from recording an all new episode. This week the sisters discuss Producer Dub's sudden enthusiasm for the holiday season and recap their Thanksgiving together. Also, if you didn't think Jamie and Paula would have an opinion on Black Friday at Walmart... well you just don't know them at all.
  • Uglee Truth 40: Vagina Neck, Golden Girls and Black Friday

    Nov 24, 2013 | 61 min
    The Ugs are "over the hill" and funny as ever in episode 40 of The Uglee Truth. It all starts with a look back at a clip from last week's episode that Producer Dub originally left on the cutting room floor. Then Paula has to deal with customer service, Jamie saves some golden girls and preparations are under way to sleep-in on Black Friday. Enjoy the show and have a Happy Thanksgiving.
  • Uglee Truth 39: Diva Moments, Melt Downs and Sticky Situations

    Nov 18, 2013 | 62 min
    The Ugs go to hysterical levels this week as Jamie runs out gas and has a feet-related run-in with a security guard. Meanwhile, the kids and pets "pile on" Paula leading to a flashback discussion of all the sticky situations the Uglees have found themselves in over the years - most of which have been gross. Listen and love The Uglee Truth!
  • Uglee Truth 38: Door-to-Door, Plate Licking and Ugly Kids

    Nov 10, 2013 | 64 min
    This week the Uglee Sisters show sympathy for others. Seriously... it happens. Rarely, but it does. Whether it's a depressed salesman at the door, a robotic winery host or incredibly ugly children, Jamie and Paula share some recent "tender" moments. The Ugs also recall a few of their embarassing activities... at least the ones they got caught doing. We hope you enjoy Episode 38.
  • Uglee Truth 36: Baby Names, Breast Stories & the Human Petting Zoo

    Oct 20, 2013 | 59 min
    This week Jamie and Paula review a list of the latest trends in kid names (one of which is "North"). Then the Ugs chat about the "girls" in a variety of contexts because, let's face it, you can never talk about boobs too much. Then the sisters wrap it up with Uglee tales of Halloween parties past... of the slutty, adults-only variety of course. So download and enjoy episode 36 "DD".
  • Uglee Truth 35: Bugs, Beer & Brides

    Oct 13, 2013 | 59 min
    Oh do the Ugs have tales for you this week. Jamie invites you into her story corner with a bug incident and a new app that she'll never use. Meanwhile, Paula tries to remember her adventures during the annual OktoBEERfest party. Plus wedding plans are in full swing but with a cultural twist. Thanks for listening - don't forget to share!
  • Uglee Truth 34: Boogers, TV Endings and Comedians

    Oct 06, 2013 | 63 min
    This week Jamie and Paula cover all the Ug-feelings... repulsed, sad, angry, funny and - of course - hostile. All portrayed through the wonderful storytelling stylings that can only come from a true Uglee. We hope you enjoy this episode of The Uglee Truth.
  • Uglee Truth 33: Puke Tactics, a Geography Quiz & Sexy Chefs

    Sep 29, 2013 | 67 min
    Your favorite ladies of laughter are back with a new episode featuring special tips on how to throw up when you really need to, penis spray and a review of the Uglees' top 5 sexy celebrity chefs. Plus, the long-awaited answer to the question, who is smarter at geography... Jamie or Paula?
  • Uglee Truth 32: Women and Sports, Trampolines & Pageant Judging

    Sep 22, 2013 | 61 min
    Paula powers through a cold and Jamie "judges" everyone in this 32nd episode of The Uglee Truth. Download and enjoy the latest Ug tales of garage sale customers, female sportscasters, moronic pedestrians, trampoline dangers and, last but not least, Miss America pageant contestants.
  • Uglee Truth 31: The Bullet, Garage Sales & Rump Shakers

    Sep 15, 2013 | 64 min
    This week's episode of The Uglee Truth marks the Grand Opening of the UGLEE MALL. It's the perfect place to buy the world's greatest vibrator... the Bullet! Also, Jamie prepares for a birthday party and a house full of teenage girls, Paula's OCD is on display while getting ready for her garage sale and, last but not least, the Ugs research booty jiggling.
  • Uglee Truth 30: Room Sharing, Litter Boxes & Producer Dub's Mantrip Adventures

    Sep 07, 2013 | 62 min
    This week Jamie and Paula, for the first time in Uglee Truth history, have a special guest on the show. Producer Dub joins the sisters for some Q&A and storytelling about the most recent of his annual camping trips (aka the "Mantrip"). Let's see how long he lasts before he runs back to the hills. Also: Jamie heads back to the armpit of California , Paula tries on clothes and both Ugs are havine feline issues.
  • Uglee Truth 29: Eye Freckles, Poison Oak and Bridal Shower Behavior

    Sep 01, 2013 | 70 min
    After a "MANdated", weeklong hiatus, the Uglee Sisters are back in action. In this episode Jamie tells of her epic appointment at the eye doctor and Paula tells tales of her battle with poison oak and 'roid rage children. Plus, the Ugs embark on a social gathering that they are just not well suited for. It's all in this week's hilarious edition of The Uglee Truth. Download now and enjoy, we hope you'll find it worth the wait.
  • Uglee Truth 28: Foghorn Farts, Back To School & Men Can't Plan

    Aug 18, 2013 | 66 min
    This week your favorite sisters have new tales of smelly encounters and Paula's night at WWE. Plus, it's a special week for the Uglees because they get to send their rugrats back to school... which brings up some memories of their own first days of school followed by a funny discussion of why men simply can't be allowed to plan anything. Enjoy the show!
  • Uglee Truth 27: Stinky Stories, Celebrity Sightings & Online Dating Donts

    Aug 11, 2013 | 62 min
    It's story time during this week's episode of the Uglee Truth. We begin with a couple of very smelly incidents. One takes place at Disneyland, the other in Jamie's backyard. You can probably guess the latter but remember, Paula was housesitting! The Uglee Sisters also recount some of their brushes with greatness and Paula has become an online dating expert on what to watch out for.
  • Uglee "EE"xtra: Producer Dubs 25 Faves

    Aug 10, 2013 | 61 min
    While Jamie and Paula are recording the next episode of the Uglee Truth, Producer Dub decided to put together some highlights from the first 25 shows. There's one funny clip from each episode so download and reminisce. And, if you're a new listener, this is a great way to catch up on the Uglee Truth. We hope you enjoy these blasts from the past.
  • Uglee Truth 26: Bathroom Etiquette, Guilty Pleasures & Housesitting Horrors

    Aug 04, 2013 | 63 min
    Did you ever wonder what women think goes on in a men's bathroom? The Uglee Sisters never did... but that didn't stop them from talking about it anyway, all while trying not to gross themselves out. Jamie and Paula also share many of their guilty pleasures revealing eveything from old TV shows to naked food consumption and much more. As usual, the Uglee Truth hits you with the funny from start to finish so download Episode 26 now and thanks for listening.
  • Uglee Truth 25: Pet Hoarding, Brazilian Planning & Sexting

    Jul 28, 2013 | 62 min
    It's a great milestone for the Uglee Sisters as Jamie and Paula reach Episode 25. To celebrate, they do what they do best... talk about SEX - specifically the virtual varieties. We know - shocking right? Plus some animal adventures, a serious discussion about hair removal and much more... including a little message for our friends at the Mark & Lowell Show. Listen, laugh and spread the Uglee Truth.
  • Uglee Truth 24: The Beauty Episode - Grooming, Eyebrow Nightmares and "Facials".

    Jul 21, 2013 | 65 min
    Jamie and Paula wanted to dedicate an episode to a single lesson learned long ago from the queen of the Uglees, their mom... "it takes pain to be beautiful". They dish the Uglee Truth with stories about everything from the stress of getting ready to go out to makeover nightmares to the facials of all kinds.  It's all in the name of being, and staying, beautiful. (Note: Don't worry, there is plenty of sex talk too).
  • Uglee Truth 23: From Talent Shows to Pole Dancing (Uglee Performances Through the Years)

    Jul 14, 2013 | 63 min
    This week the Uglee Sisters share their UFC regrets and get mentally prepared for Chuck E. Cheese. Then your favorite Ugs take a funny stroll down memory lane to remember some of their epic "entertainment" moments. From Paula's talent show rivalry and Jamie's cheerleading days to their mutual pole dancing nightmares.

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