the Ramen Noodle - clean-comedy podcast

the Ramen Noodle - clean-comedy podcast

  • The Mystery Extends to My Toes – tRN175

    Apr 10, 2014 | 29 min
    This murder and mayhem will make you sing "Let It Go" in a million Disney and Pixar voices—or at least remind you to clip your nails. My Gross Off—the only worldwide competition that pits PowerPoint against PowerPoint to the death! Outbore, Outcolor, Outfont. You decide the victor by falling over dead. Open your windows at 8 and watch My Gross Off, live from Redmond. Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/175 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a voice message at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com MAILING ADDRESS the Ramen Noodle PO Box 739 Burlingto...
  • Do I Remember That? – tRN174

    Apr 03, 2014 | 45 min
    We remember some weird old Christian video games, laugh at mashed up bad grammar, and we won't to know whether you're too frozen to someone's boyfriend. Are you lonely and chewing furniture? Then you need to join ChewBoast! The new social network from the makers of Plurk connects you with other furniture-chewers from around the globe. Categorize your friends according to favorite furniture, upholstery upchuck, or compare notes on the best furniture tastings in your area. Visit ChewBoast and join a new world of friends under your sofa cushions, Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/174 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon SEND ...
  • Jabberwocky, you Bandersnatch! – tRN173

    Mar 27, 2014 | 21 min
    Amid a computer failure that made us friddersnattering late, we share some ways to express your anger without offending. 1. Pick a neutral word in another language to call people 2. Get lost in a cup of earl grey tea 3. Give out praise and blessings 4. Quote Jesus's rebukes on the pharisees 5. Exclaim common chores 6. Go all Lewis-Carroll on someone Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/173 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a voice message at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com MAILING ADDRESS the Ramen Noodle PO Box 739 Burlington, KY 41005
  • Just Give Up, John Travolta – tRN172

    Mar 20, 2014 | 46 min
    Let it go, let it go, turn on the podcast and shut the door. We don't care what you're going to think, let the laughter rage on! The humor never bothered us anyway. Nothing says "manly" like a durable, army-green, anti-box-basher mailbox from Fisher Price. Find them today in the store across the street from manly places like Outdoor World and Cabbela's. Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/172 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a voice message at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com MAILING ADDRESS the Ramen Noodle PO Box 739 Burlington, KY 41005
  • When Bruce Willis says to hug someone, do it – tRN171

    Feb 22, 2014 | 32 min
    What impossible things do you find comforting? How about the fact that Bruce Willis would rather hug you than shoot you? Thanks to Rachel for her "Let It Go" parody, written specially for us! Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/171 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a voice message at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com MAILING ADDRESS the Ramen Noodle PO Box 739 Burlington, KY 41005
  • Drop Dead, Gorgeous, Flappy, Bird – tRN170

    Feb 13, 2014 | 46 min
    Tap-tap your grammar, hang with jammin' grandma, and romantically prepare your loved one for their death. Happy Valentine's Day! From the quacking makers of indispensable repair, the circle-running makers of endless childhood chasing fun, and the long-bearded makers of hunting companions comes the latest redneck conglomerate television show: Duck Duct Duck Duck Goose Duck Dynasty. Thursday nights at 8/7 central/6 Canadian/2:17 pacific/5 aloha Hawaiian on Channel 3. Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/170 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a ...
  • Better Healthy Than Sane – tRN169

    Jan 23, 2014 | 53 min
    Get ready to rob the bank of laughter! We talk about Las Vegas, New Media Expo, CES2014, and even Rock Paper Scissors. Brought to you by YouTube. Remember, if you don't tube, someone else will. YouTube—"it's more than just cat videos, we think."™ Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/169 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon Jenny: http://twitter.com/JennysNook SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a voice message at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com MAILING ADDRESS the Ramen Noodle PO Box 739 Burlington, KY 41005
  • Crunchy Monkey – tRN168

    Dec 19, 2013 | 33 min
    We wish you a crunchy Christmas and an huge-ship-free New Year! Brought to you by Google, the answer to all questions you didn't know you wanted to ask. Just type in a word to get a question to which you'll want the answer. It's just like Reverse Double Jeopardy Squared Inverted (UK version)! Learn the answers to powerful questions like, "Who should i start?" "What does the fox say?" "When to work?" "How can I keep from singing?" "Why is the sky blue?" and even "Where is Chuck Norris?" Visit Google today and postpone your life until tomorrow. We're easy to get to. Just visit Y A H O O dot com and type the word "Google." Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/168 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Dani...
  • A Different Kind of Clean – tRN167

    Dec 12, 2013 | 42 min
    Grab your cat fish, lay aside your excuses, and get to work! But you can now play our clean-comedy podcast from your $5,000 toilet! Do you want a break from work? Are you trying to escape that business meeting? Do you need a rescue from that awkward social situation? Then you need the Fakerchief! Puffnex's latest revolution in social salvation includes baby-butt-soft tissues laced with our patented pepper perfume. Just make that ugly face like you're about to sneeze, stick your face in the Fakerchief, and ACHOO! Problem solved! Find Fakerchief at your grocery story in the Beano aisle. Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/167 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodl...
  • Amish Vampires in Space – tRN166

    Dec 05, 2013 | 40 min
    Hold your head-coverings and get ready to learn about masculine breakfast, dog casserole, how to feel smarter, and more funny stories from our Thanksgivings. This episode is sponsored by the Sponsor! Only the Sponsor makes outrageous claim and all for only the Price! Visit the Sponsor today at the Website and you'll feel Trademarked slogan. Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/166 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon Jenny: http://twitter.com/JennysNook SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a voice message at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com MAILING ADDRESS the Ramen Noodle PO Box 739...
  • 10 Black Friday Sales that Should Happen – tRN165

    Nov 21, 2013 | 35 min
    Get your dukes ready for some serious shopping, in our last clean-comedy podcast episode before Thanksgiving and black friday mayhem. Make your Thanksgiving truly blessed with Gravy Gusher 5000! This patented and revolutionary ingredient massively multiplies Thanksgiving's gooey currency by at least two times! Also works great on loaves and fishes. Try Gravy Gusher 5000 and enjoy what not even Pocahontas could imagine. Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/165 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon Jenny: http://twitter.com/JennysNook SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a voice mess...
  • Gummies for Science! – tRN164

    Nov 14, 2013 | 32 min
    If your family makes you feel gross, your heroes make you feel dopey, your intestines need help, and your bananas are too hard to cut, you need this clean-comedy podcast to cheer you up! When you have nowhere else to turn, when your car is hanging over the edge of a cliff, when you trip while the monster is chasing you, and when you live somewhere other than New York City, call Heroes for Hire and we'll dispatch someone to your boring town to save your uninteresting life that really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of Earth's existence. Call 1-800-H3R05571NK to hire a hero for your hopeless life. Please vote for us in the Podcast Awards: http://CleanComedyPodcast.com/podcastawards Shownote...
  • The Writing on the Ball

    Nov 07, 2013 | 34 min
    We dig into the archive and pancake around the ball. Full show notes at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com/163.
  • The Writing on the Ball – tRN163

    Nov 07, 2013 | 34 min
    We dig into the archive and pancake around the ball. Brought to you by Gmale, the latest invitation-only service from Google, now provides husbands with automatic conversations. Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/163 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon Jenny: http://twitter.com/JennysNook SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a voice message at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com MAILING ADDRESS the Ramen Noodle PO Box 739 Burlington, KY 41005
  • Please vote for us in the 9th Podcast Awards

    Nov 01, 2013 | 2 min
    Please vote every day, November 1–15 to support us and your other favorite podcasts in the international Podcast Awards.
  • Literally! – tRN162

    Oct 31, 2013 | 43 min
    We literally don't know why you wouldn't want to listen to this! It has walruses, medication, Civil War lessons, and granny farts. When families fear furry vermin inside their home and when wives awake wondering what the racket is in the walls, it's time to call Wally the Walrus Wall-Whisperer. Wally's commitment to exorcising, eradicating, and exercising will ensure your walls never patter with precocious rodent parts again. Just welcome Wally the Walrus Wall Whisperer and we'll wipe your worries away. Please vote for us in the Podcast Awards! Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/162 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon Jenn...
  • These Pants Don’t Doodle – tRN161

    Oct 17, 2013 | 47 min
    Invite your panda friends over for delicious jalapeños, camping with tractors, and red-neck lawn mowers. Then chow down on this clean-comedy podcast! Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/161 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a voice message at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com MAILING ADDRESS the Ramen Noodle PO Box 739 Burlington, KY 41005
  • Struggling with Emoticons – tRN160

    Oct 10, 2013 | 39 min
    We have a party pooper among us, so we're not sure whether we should be :) or :(. There may be a Bieber in here, too. Brought to you by the only toy doll teen girls will ever need: Bieber Barber Barbie. Mattel's new Bieber Barber Barbie lets obnoxiously obsessed teen girls brush Bieber's beautiful brunette locks and pretend he is their own. But wait, there's more! Upgrade to Bieber Barber Barbie Bonus to receive an actual piece of Bieber's blessed bristle, the missing ingredient for your Bieber Breeding Chemistry Set (sold separately) so you can grow your own Bieber and beyond! Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/160 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jerem...
  • If a Goat Rolls Down a Mountain

    Oct 03, 2013 | 39 min
    Recycleate and get ready to find the nut you love. From http://CleanComedyPodcast.com/159
  • If a Goat Rolls Down a Mountain – tRN159

    Oct 03, 2013 | 39 min
    Recycleate and get ready to find the nut you love. Please nominate our podcasts in the Podcast Awards! http://CleanComedyPodcast.com/podcastawards Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/159 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon Jenny: http://twitter.com/JennysNook SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a voice message at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com MAILING ADDRESS the Ramen Noodle PO Box 739 Burlington, KY 41005
  • Is that Cat Wearing Lipstick?

    Sep 23, 2013 | 29 min
    Grab your nozzles and nostrils, because this one has screeching! http://CleanComedyPodcast.com/158
  • Is that Cat Wearing Lipstick? – tRN158

    Sep 19, 2013 | 29 min
    Grab your nozzles and nostrils, because this one has screeching! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw http://mashable.com/2013/09/12/frog-nasa-ladee/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LTxZ2aNytc&feature=youtu.be&t=54s http://cheezburger.com/7733230592 Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/158 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon Jenny: http://twitter.com/JennysNook SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a voice message at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com MAILING ADDRESS the Ramen Noodle PO Box 739 Burlington, KY 41005
  • There Might Be Maggots – tRN157

    Sep 18, 2013 | 59 min
    Dedicated to the memories of those we lost on September 11, 2001, and committed to give you the smile they would have wanted you to have. http://CleanComedyPodcast.com/157
  • There Might Be Maggots – tRN157

    Sep 12, 2013 | 59 min
    Dedicated to the memories of those we lost on September 11, 2001, and committed to give you the smile they would have wanted you to have. Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/157 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon Jenny: http://twitter.com/JennysNook SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a voice message at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com MAILING ADDRESS the Ramen Noodle PO Box 739 Burlington, KY 41005
  • Look Before You Slap – tRN156

    Sep 05, 2013 | 34 min
    Grab your cheese block and get ready to kill some snakes before you get slapped! Full shownotes at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com/156
  • COMPATIBLE! – tRN155

    Sep 05, 2013 | 46 min
    Keep your tomatoes from falling, your grandmas from fighting crime, and your sandwiches always bloody. Full shownotes at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com/155
  • Look Before You Slap – tRN156

    Aug 29, 2013 | 34 min
    Grab your cheese block and get ready to kill some snakes before you get slapped! Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/156 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon Jenny: http://twitter.com/JennysNook SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a voice message at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com MAILING ADDRESS the Ramen Noodle PO Box 739 Burlington, KY 41005
  • COMPATIBLE! – tRN155

    Aug 22, 2013 | 46 min
    Keep your tomatoes from falling, your grandmas from fighting crime, and your sandwiches always bloody. Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/155 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon Jenny: http://twitter.com/JennysNook SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a voice message at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com MAILING ADDRESS the Ramen Noodle PO Box 739 Burlington, KY 41005
  • We Have a Pit Here – tRN154

    Aug 17, 2013 | 30 min
    He who digs a pit—has great fun at his brother’s hilarious expense! We welcome Chris Cowan from Bible News Network as our guest. Full shownotes at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com/154
  • We Have a Pit Here – tRN154

    Aug 07, 2013 | 30 min
    He who digs a pit—has great fun at his brother's hilarious expense! We welcome Chris Cowan from Bible News Network as our guest. Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/154 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon Jenny: http://twitter.com/JennysNook Winnie: http://twitter.com/nevrothwen SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a voice message at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com MAILING ADDRESS the Ramen Noodle PO Box 739 Burlington, KY 41005
  • Don’t Eat Your Wife’s Eyeballs

    Jul 27, 2013 | 46 min
    Pizza stones, teenage animals, screaming grandpas, and microwavable teddy bears! Full shownotes at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com/153
  • Have You Ever Heard a Squirrel Scream?

    Jul 27, 2013 | 29 min
    Minecraft is back, Docxen is reincarnated, and the birds have a twitter party. Full shownotes at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com/152
  • Belgian Love Letter - tRN151

    Jul 27, 2013 | 39 min
    Say it with bacon. Say it with Belgian. Say it with Google Transcription. We welcome back our friend Winnie from Belgium. See more at: http://cleancomedypodcast.com/151
  • Don’t Eat Your Wife’s Eyeballs – tRN153

    Jul 25, 2013 | 46 min
    Pizza stones, teenage animals, screaming grandpas, and microwavable teddy bears! Brought to you by Zombie Flesh No. 5—inevitable. Shownotes at http://cleancomedypodcast.com/153 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER Daniel: http://twitter.com/theRamenNoodle Jeremy: http://twitter.com/phlegon Jenny: http://twitter.com/JennysNook Winnie: http://twitter.com/nevrothwen SEND US FUNNY STUFF Email feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com Call (903) 231-2221 Send a voice message at http://CleanComedyPodcast.com MAILING ADDRESS the Ramen Noodle PO Box 739 Burlington, KY 41005

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