My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada

Avenue Q (Original Broadway Cast Recording), 1m 19sec

My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada
  • My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada

Lyrics

John Tartaglia

I wish you could meet my girlfriend
My girlfriend who lives in Canada
She couldn't be sweeter, I wish you could meet her
My girlfriend who lives in Canada

Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother and sucks like a Hoover
I e-mail her every single day, just to make sure that everything's okay
It's a pity she lives so far away in Canada

Last week she was here but she had the flu
Too bad 'cause I wanted to introduce her to you
It's so sad, there wasn't a thing that she could do
But stay in bed with her legs up over her head

I wish you could meet my girlfriend
But you can't because she is in Canada
I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her
So, soon I'll be off to Alberta, I mean Vancouver
Shit, her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver

She's my girlfriend, my wonderful girlfriend
Yes, I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada
And I can't wait to eat her pussy again

Written by LOPEZ, ROBERT JOSEPH/MARX, JEFF
Published by Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

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