Summer Fashion Alert: Denim Speedo Bathing Suits
By Lauryn Snapp
May 17, 2019
It’s easy to romanticize summer fashion when flipping through our favorite magazines or taking long scrolls online browsing the season’s new prints, bright colors, and flowy fabrics. Some of our favorite looks are finally making an appearance, and we may have even gone so far as to start to shed some winter pounds by counting calories and getting the occasional sweat sesh in.
However, prepared for summer you may feel right now, you are never really prepared for THIS.
Presenting, the denim Speedo look-a-like that no one asked for.
The ‘Jeado.’ Now available for retail at www.shinesty.com.
Per the company’s description, here is what we can expect:
“They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. We'd be inclined to agree. Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Jeado, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world...or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you're really risky you'll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You'll probably get tossed out, but you'll look and taste good doing it.
*These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results.”
Will we buy them? Possibly. Will they actually see the light of day? Probably not, but, good looking out.
Photo Credit: Getty Images.