How Tim & Mark Got Worked, Scanned, and Voicemail-Shamed — All in One Best

Tim Conway Jr. welcomes Mark Thompson for a wild “Best Of” episode loaded with big laughs and even bigger stories. Mark kicks things off by telling the unbelievable tale of how an auction totally got the best of him, complete with twists, turns, and a lesson learned the hard way. Then Tim and Mark dive into the outrageous world of charity fundraisers — the kind where bidding starts at $100K and the pressure (and embarrassment) only goes up from there.

Things get even stranger with a “Ding Dong Texas” story involving full-body scans, questionable technology, and two grown men wondering why they agreed to this in the first place.  And to top it all off, the guys unleash some classic S-Talk, including the viral “barrpp-barp” voicemail rant and why it’s insane that anyone still expects people to check their messages in 2025.  A fast, funny, unpredictable ride from start to finish — this is Tim & Mark at their absolute best.

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