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(NEWSER) – With a name like Howard Cocks Dickinson IV, it's no wonder this New Hampshire man's obituary opens with a penis joke. "He walked through heaven's gate 'prick first,' just as he would have wanted," reads the obituary in the Conway Daily Sun.

It goes on to inform us that Dickinson "was a lover of hunting, fishing, food, the woods, women, politics, dogs, guns, porn, and last but not least, himself." Did we mention he liked women? The obit also notes, "As he begins his new journey we wish him ... a room full of women with an open bar!"

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