(NEWSER) – It was Jon Stewart's penultimate Daily Show last night and he had some news to break to people who write online headlines: Over the last 16 years, he hasn't actually skewered, eviscerated, crucified, crushed, or annihilated anybody.

Instead, he lamented, targets like ISIS, racism, and Wall Street are still going strong—and Fox News, rather than seeing its influence fade, is now deciding which Republican candidates get to take part in debates and will decide "the next leader of the free world." "The world is demonstrably worse than when I started! Have I caused this?" Stewart asked.

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