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(NEWSER)– Perhaps the oddest thing about this story is the fact that it's happened before: Officials in Woodcrest, Calif., say that an unnamed 35-year-old woman, having gotten no response to her very-early-morning knock on her estranged beau's door, decided to try the chimney.

And as CBSLA puts it, "She had apparently removed her clothes to aid her descent." The woman began yelling, until the object of her affections, Tony Hernandez, heard her when he awoke for work at 4:30am.

"She called me back again, and I said, 'Where are you at?'" says Hernandez, who has three kids with the nude female Santa-wannabe. "And she said, 'I'm trapped in the chimney.' So I tried to get her out from the top but it was too hard."

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