(NEWSER) – Donald Trump doesn't just wake up today as the star of New Hampshire but as the subject of his very own biopic featuring a huge Hollywood name. Sort of: Funny or Die has a released a 50-minute "biopic" of Trump starring Johnny Depp, reports the New York Times. Depp isn't the only big name: Ron Howard introduces the faux film, the joke being that it was supposedly made in the 1980s as a never-aired TV movie of the week. (Complete with theme song by Kenny Loggins.) Others in the fake Art of the Deal project are Patton Oswalt, Henry Winkler, Andy Richter, and Michaela Watkins as Ivana Trump. Given the star power, the Times notes that the site pulled off quite a feat in keeping it secret.

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