May 15, 2026 • 40 mins
In Hour 2 of the show, Jonas Knox, Brady Quinn, & LaVar Arrington go over Adam Silvers proposal for a new anti tanking policy being discussed in the future. Plus, the guys spin the Wheel Of Horses for their Preakness winners, Trevor Lawrence's new haircut, and more!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:32):
Let's get this, putties, you're listening to Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I said, thank you can't keep a good mendaw me
to frown. I never ever changed my crown.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
To bless them, and no mankers better when they thought
it will get worse.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I'm the officer asking for us search.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
The driver because I'm so silent as over just can't
stop meaning past that you're such a fool dude. Them
is cigarettes, though, Lorena smoking cigarettes, you look like a
(01:27):
Menthol type of guy, man, do you?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah? You know it's weird.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I can't for whatever reason, so cigar smoke I cannot stand.
I can't handle it. Pot smoke I can't handle. But
the first light of a cigarette to me smells good.
I have no idea why, and I've never smoked any
of them ever one time in my life. I don't
know what it is like gas, you know, like sometimes
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gas smells good for some reason.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I don't know what it is, man, just certain sense
out there, like a new can of tennis balls.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Oh my god, that's glorious. That is I've heard that
gases in there, but man, it's good. Yeah, I've heard
this before. I will say I do enjoy gas. The
smell of gas.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I don't know why it's so bad for you.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
But but new tennis balls. That's that's that's too fun.
Can of tennis balls. Remember, I think we had this
was this our show where we had the conversation we
should there should be colognes that are made that smell
like things like that, Like there should be a cologne
that smells like gasoline. Well, there should be a cologne
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that smells like tennis balls or tires.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Can I tell can I tell you behind the scenes
story here, But I think it's okay to tell them the
air Uh oh, we were on a I gotta be
careful with this, Yeah, there's no way to be careful
about it.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Whatever it is. It is.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
We were on a kind of a sales call, kind
of you know, having a conversation with you know somebody
and who's we uh us, Like there was a lot
of people from.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Uh my heart. Okay, I was on this call. Yes,
do I have something to do with this?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yes? Oh god?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Little barb brought up. He said, you ever wonder why
they don't make cologne that smells like tires? And like
he's like, no, I'm serious. And you started explaining why
that would be a good And as I thought about it,
I'm like, you know what, it does make sense because
if you go to get your car washed, they've got
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sense for everything everything barbecue, a new car scent, cherry
like it's the coolest.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Thing about a car wash is that it has a
certain smell and it smells good. And you you connect
a clean car to that smell. And we all know,
if you, if you sit here and you think about it,
we all know what a car wash smells like. Right, yes,
So why not put that in Why not capture that
in cologne?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Call it the wash man.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I'm just saying, you go into a tire shop and
you smell tires.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
You go into a a I think there's.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
A reason why they don't have that. I'm just gonna say, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Just saying, but there's people that really like those weird
ass smell you tires do smell good.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Those are the best.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, they do smell good.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Just telling you, like, I get it. I know that
it's not what you would say. Okay, but I smell
a person and they smell like tires like that's but
what if somebody did it, and somebody was brave enough
to do it, say Lenny Kravitz wore Essence by good
Year and and and you know what, I guarantee you
people will be like, yep, gotta get it.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Oh yeah, gotta get it.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
As Johnny Depp in his yellow teeth slinging some of
that in that whatever colony slings and it's Firestone, Oh
to Firestone.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Come on, man, I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Imagine imagine Exxon Perry.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Listen and I'll tell you this right now.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Exon Blue.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
You know what? You know?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
What's a great scent? W D forty. I'm sorry, call
me a weirdo on that to w D forty smells great.
I'm into it. I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
You were affer weren't you.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
No, I never, never, never was. I swear I never
was sharpiees No, but I did. There was a guy
that worked in the kitchen sniff spies.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Oh my god, not.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Good for you, duh, just not good at all for you.
But there was a guy who worked in the kitchen
at TGI Fridays. And I could tell the guy was
on something. And he came in one night that he
wasn't working, and he was sitting on the patio and
he had bought those like really heavy duty markers that
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you use on job sites, like those like really really
heavy duty markers, and he had bought some and he
was sniffing them on the parking lot. Literally had a
hoodie on and was sniffing these things. Oh, he's dead
by now. I don't worry about it. Don't feel bad
for him.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
He's gone. He can't hear this.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yeah, I wouldn't worry about that. Yeah, it all smells good.
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get more done. By the way, the NBA did step in.
We had this conversation yesterday about the nonfoul call the
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Pistons JB bickerstaff were upset about that non foul call
on Jared Allen. The NBA said that the officials were
correct in not calling a foul on Jared Allen. So,
for all anybody out there trying to take that angle,
calm down. It was a no call. They got it correct.
It went to overtime, Cleveland won the game, and now
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we were on the brink of potentially something that could
change this show forever if the Cavs go ahead and
take care of business later on tonight. Now you got
to do it first. You got to do it first. No, no, man,
what does that mean.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
He's got to get his change first. If that were
to take place, and I.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Got that sort of historic event, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
By the way, if Tony Roma gets ten million dollars
a year, I'm getting a sex change.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
But see, why should I be held accountable for their
poor decision and giving him that contract?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Why is that because you made that statement full well
knowing that could happen.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yeah, but I was on the right side of it. No,
I was on the right side of that argument, so
I feel like, you know, I'm not getting anything chopped
or tucked if I was on the right.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Show and I'm not doing anything. Cleveland Cavaliers anyway, win
this series, I will get a sex chain. I was
being so sarcastic.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
I love how you like tiptoed.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I was being so sarcastic.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Come on, Cavaliers, right, come on, because I was being funny.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I mean, it's like he leaned over to somebody in
a library and said, if.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
The Cleveland Cavaliers win this series, I will get a
sex chain.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
I mean it was a bold proclamation when Detroit was
up to Oh Like, I get it. I get how
confident you were. But I don't know, man, James Harden's
starting to feel it. I feel like your guy, Spider Mitchell.
He may put on a performance tonight. But again, if
Cleveland doesn't win tonight, I don't have much faith that
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they're going to win Game seven versus Detroit. I just
I feel like, you lose momentum, gonna have all the
home court advantage and everything they steal rite back. So
to me, it's a do or die moment tonight for
the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
You know you made mention of this earlier when we
were talking about the NFL and the schedule and why
didn't Minnesota San Antonio play last night? What is the reason?
Speaker 6 (09:20):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I mean you yes day.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Yeah, like that should have been a game.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
There was, there was ample time for rest. You didn't need.
I don't understand. It's not like what are we doing here.
You've been You've been going every other day the entire series,
and then right when there's no other game, they're just
not playing, Like what because you you wanted that back
to back as bad as you do. I just I
felt like that that's an opportunity where you could have
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had an NBA game last night. It's the the star,
maybe the best player in the league, the most impressive
talent we've seen in the league, and instead there was
nothing on, just nothing else going.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I don't understand. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Man lost opportunity, that's one way to put it.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I also Adam Silver thinks that they've got an idea
on how to solve the tanking issue in the NBA.
He was on with Steven A. Smith on Wednesday and
he broke down the solution to the problem that has
been plaguing the league.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
What we've essentially done, and we have a proposal that
we're going to be bringing to you know, our team
owners at the end of May, and that is to
create essentially a system of flat odds, you know, so
that you have no particularly incentive to be to be bad.
That there's even something we're calling draft relegation that if
you're one of the bottom three teams in.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
The league, you'll actually have worse odds.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
Than teams that sort of are, you know, for through
up until teams make the playoffs. You know, we're still
playing a little bit with the system there, and also
ultimately additional authority for the league office that if we
do see that type of behavior where there's a sense
that teams aren't going all out to win, that we
can actually take away draft lottery balls, we can change
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their order of the draft. You know, that teams have
to know it's not just about paying a financial fine,
which they may think is worth it in order to
get a top pick, but that it will directly impact
their ability to get a top draft pick.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
So there's this system called a three two one system,
and what it would do is it would give the
three worst teams a lower percentage chance of winning the
lottery than the team's picking fourth to tenth, And that's
obviously in an effort to curb the need for clubs
to be as bad as possible to increase their chances
of landing a high pick.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
So that's sort of what they're talking about.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
And I've actually come around on this, and I don't
know if if I'm on the side of Mark Cuban,
because I don't remember specifically what he said, but I
look at it and I go, if you own an
NBA team, and you run an NBA team, you should
be able to run it however the hell you want.
That's yours understanding that if I decide to actively because
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I feel like the only way we're going to improve
things around here is to give me better odds in
the draft lottery, and it's not a guarantee because it
is a lottery, but understanding that what comes with that
is low attendance, less revenue and everything else. You're kind
of getting punished there. You're punishing yourself in that regard,
But it's your team. You should be able to do
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whatever the hell you want like that.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
That's the person agree.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
I feel like in two ways it either it's gonna
hurt them the most, and they're the ones that have
to build back the trust with their fan base if
that's the direction they want to take, or take the
financial hit for that year, if they just simply say
to their ticket holders, season ticket holders and so their
fans like, yeah, we're gonna rebuild. We want to be
upfront and honest about it. You know, we're not gonna
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have the you know, the season I think we're hoping for,
whatever the case may be. You know, they're the ones
that ultimately have to have to take the hit for it.
So why create rules or regulation is to stop from that.
You know, it's it's the fastest way to build back
a franchise up. I mean that's just the truth. If
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they're able to tank long enough, they'll be able to
get enough high picks or hopefully something were going to
work out they can put it together, then they can
turn things around. Otherwise you're slowing that process. I just
I'm not a fan of regulation. I don't care if
your house was burned down and you're trying to build
it back up, you know it slows down the process,
more regulation, more people who have to come out and
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check on different things or rules that are put in play.
It's like, no, I mean the hire the builder and
get things started again. And that's kind of what they're doing.
So I'm with you. I don't know why they need
to keep trying to force people to not do it
for what the integrity of the league. You got guys
on game management anyway, who aren't playing every single night.
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There's other issues if that's really what you want to
point to, that are impacting this league.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
If your team is bad enough to tank, tank, if you're.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
If you're already that bad, what does it matter if
your team stinks?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
They stink like.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
You be Like I can see, I can see if
you're trying to regulate, Like why would you tank and
your head you're like number one your conference? Oh, because
Lebron's coming out next year, we want him, Like I
could see if it was something egregious. But teams that
be tanking, their teams that stink, they stink anyway, what
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are you trying to regulate a stinking ass team for?
Pay attention to the teams that are winning and go
from there, like build on the teams that are driving
your league, and for what is worth, some of these
stinking ass teams drive your league popularity too. Some people
like seeing suffering and bad like some people do. I'm
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just saying I think it's it's a waste of time,
is a waste of energy. He didn't even sound crazy
like intelligent talking about it, like he was unsure of himself, like, oh,
this is something that we're discussing, we're working on, Like yeah,
cuz I don't have any idea of how to handle this,
Like just leave it be. If a team wants the tank,
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let them tank.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I just And it's also it's a lottery, so if
you are bad, there's no guarantee that you're going to
get the number one pick. I can remember in two
thousand and seven, Boston lost I think it was sixteen
or twenty games in a row, something awful, and it
was that Sebastian Telfair was on their team, Paul Pierce
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was on that team, and the thought was they were
intentionally losing games because they were trying to get the
number one pick. Because in that next draft was Kevin
Durant and Greg Odin and that you know, everyone was
like well, who are you gonna take duran or oden
et cetera, et cetera. Then ended up losing out on
the lottery. They got the number five pick, but what
ended up happening was they traded that to Seattle. They
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got Ray Allen and that was the start and what
led to them ultimately getting Kevin Garnett. So even though
you've got this plan that we lose a bunch of games,
we're going to be I would say maybe it's more
egregious in the NFL to where a man, all you
have to do is be the worst team in the league,
you get the number one pick. That's what the Raiders
did with Max Crosby.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Like that.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
There's no lottery in the NFL and the NBA there is,
so there's no guarantees you're going to get the number
one pick. It just feels like they're really sensitive to
making sure everything's on the up and up. The integrity
of the game. The integrity of the game, Dude, if
you cared that much and you were really worried about that,
you would have done a better job to make sure
you didn't have an official who was gambling on games,
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You didn't have players or coaches who were gambling on games,
and you don't have a guy who's the star of
the league who's a shareholder in Calshi. Like that's the
other thing talking about, well, you know, we got to
be we need to treat you know, a Kalshe and
these other sites, you know, like they're gambling sites. Because
it's all about the integrity of the league. Jannie is
a shareholder, like he's in that company. So I look
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at it and I go all right, man, Like you
can try and point to the lottery and bad teams
all you want. I just think those teams if they
want to punish themselves and get hurt in the wallet
because they think it's going to help them in the
next year, let them do it. It's their team, they
bought it, they paid for it.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I just I lean into it too, Like lean into
the story. They stink, Look at them, look at how
they're running things. Should jump all on top of it.
Ride that storyline. They gave you an easy storyline. Ride
it by you're sitting here trying to oh, well, we're
working through some things. We're gonna look at it. We're
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gonna regulate them.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Like what like for what?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Ride that pike.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Ride that pony man, talk bad about them, to talk.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Tell tell the reporters that you got influence with NBA
dot com whatever. Tell them to ride like ride that storyline,
talk about it. Talk about how bad they run their organization.
Talk about how bad they are as a team. Call
out the players, call out the players. Ride that pony, baby.
Don't you play around with it. Don't you tiptoe around it.
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Don't dip your toe in it. Jump all the way in.
You know what I mean, Get on that pony. Yea
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This is Jay z Heck Yeah yeah, speaking of weirdos.
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so we uh we figured, you know, why spend all
this time trying to break down and handicap some of
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these horses and to see who's gonna win these big
races when you could just have a little bit of
fun and spin a wheel. And the problem is the
last time we did this for the Kentucky Derby two
weeks ago, all three of our horses got scratched.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
My horse is back in this one too, so I'm
hoping I get him, but there's no guarantee makes it
to the race. Old Gray White.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yeah, it's uh, you would what's that supposed to mean?
Speaker 6 (21:19):
The horse I got selected?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
That would be more for you, Jonas Brady.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Actually, I was so pissed Brady got him.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I'm sure you were.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
I'll be honest. I didn't know much about the horse.
Once I saw h I was like, Damn, that was
a big ass horse man. He still is, obviously, but
they didn't set him in the glue factory yet for now.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah, he's got a little bit of time left.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I had the prom queen did.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
I don't remember what horse I had? What horsees I have.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Do you remember you had?
Speaker 7 (21:53):
Oh you had what was it? The bar?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
It was, oh, yeah, something something whatever. It didn't race,
and I couldn't give a rid.
Speaker 10 (22:03):
I didn't make that noise right now, bar, I know,
but I heard you'd make it in my mind so rude,
so just it just did it anyway?
Speaker 7 (22:19):
Damn it Percy's Bar. By the way, Jonas, you had
right to party in Percy's bar making fun of my laugh?
Speaker 3 (22:32):
What's wrong with your laugh? I think he.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Makes fun of mine when I'm like, what's something with
something really gets Patty and he can't. He gets like
that uncontrollable amount of joy and energy. At one point
he makes this noise that's a laugh.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
It's true, it's.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
It's actually accurate, all right.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
So we're we are hoping that none of our horses
either fall down before the race or get scratched because
you know.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
They swollen leg, Yeah, they blew.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
A calf muscle or something like that before the race.
But we will find out. So here we go. It
is the second leg of the Triple Crown. It is
the Preakness. Now it's interesting. We do have a little
bit of history here. So it's the first time ever
that The Preakness is going to run at Laurel Park
because Pimlico is under construction. I think it's been like
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one hundred and fifty something years. We get a brand
new track, and you know what that means, brand new track,
probably gonna be some dead bodies lying around afterwards, you
know what I mean? I mean, who's testing that bad
boy out?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
All right?
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Do we have the wheel ready or now?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Yeah? We're right.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
I mean you're vamping as long as you possibly van.
Do we have us ready?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Who needs an expert pick on these other sporting events
when our experts can spin a wheel? So now it's
time for Preakness winners. Yes, well done?
Speaker 6 (24:04):
All right, great imaging, Ricky, fantastic imaging.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Awesome stuff. Ricky, Ricky.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Yeah, I see pretty Ricky, Pretty Ricky.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
That's my guy, Pretty Ricky, that's my guy up top.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
You don't need Steve's.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
He's starting us off.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You get started. I can start off because I don't care.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, let's go far all right, we'll go first.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
Pick, let's spin the wheel bar, bring over that big
Oh I.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Hope he gets pretty boy?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Miya Robusta deals meal Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Alright?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Oh god, some jockey name Raphael Berhano or whatever his
name is.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Who's going next?
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Uh, you know what. I'm gonna go with you next, Brady,
you get to go. So Brady's in the wheel.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Let's go, come on, come on down, give you great white,
give you great white again? Chip poncho.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Oh okay, all right.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
That's good odds though he's one of my favorites.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Yeah, five to one, right now, Jose Ortiz.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Yeah, all right, whatever you said.
Speaker 7 (25:19):
All right, Jonas, you get to go next, spin the wheel,
giving my.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
Big old arm. He's gonna get talking. I just have
a feeling great white.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yes, come on, yes, yeah, up top, yeah, up.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Top, Jonas, set up this.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I love white, especially when it's great.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
I helpe his ass, tosses jockey again.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Fifteen to one.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
What are the odds that horse makes it to the race.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
He's so amped up the last time.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
Jesus having fun with that? How are yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Lord, all right, let's let's get I'll go next.
Speaker 7 (26:08):
I'll go next.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
That's rude, ladies, last.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
I did ask her right before? All right, so I
will go next and say that's.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
A change on things. Let's been in the wheel.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
Talking that's accurate, that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Twenty to one, that's fine. Yeah, twenty one, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Twenty to one, all right, all right, right right, okay,
how funny?
Speaker 7 (26:30):
How funny isn't it?
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Ray is gonna get the hell we day let's go right,
but I get what I get?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
The hordes.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
That also works.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Sounds right, that's right, absolutely absolutely, you know what that is.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah, that's the one where you go to a race
you have no information, you just look at the name
and go, well, that sounds most like me, Like, that's
that's the one as a man.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Good for you, Lorena. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
By the way, by the horn, you and.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Jon has got the exact horses that represent who you are.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Also, that's amazing.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
This is interesting. Bowl by the horns is actually the
jockey's name is Micah. Husband's interesting. Thirty to one. That's
a little thirty to one payout.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
All right, we're doing this twice, right, because ye have last.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Time we have to do.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
You want to do a snake like just go literally
just backwards forwards?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yeah, that works?
Speaker 7 (27:29):
Okay, we're right, ladies.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
First, not a centipede? Huh?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Iron honor?
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Is he a good horse? That sounds about right?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
For you.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
He's a strong one.
Speaker 7 (27:45):
Mean by that?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Do you mean bad ninety two iron?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Hey it sounds like a game of thrones.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah, all right, all.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
Right, all right, spin the wheel. No wammies, no aammies, come.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Taj mahal all right, yeah, I wouldn't want to go
with that.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
By the way, mahall, great Indian beer.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Let's take it.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Okay, it's really good Indian beer. I'm not making that up.
Look it up, man.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yeah, it's just that no one cares.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Is that fine?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
I didn't even know that was a beer.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
That's a finable.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
That's so fruit.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
You want to interject, you.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Want to interject your like I p a beer choice?
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Really not.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
I think it's like you're picking horses.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Can we pick horses or not?
Speaker 4 (28:33):
It's my turn here, all right.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
Jonas Omar.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Corona de oro.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
One hundred percent, Oh my god, good god.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Two for two for yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Two different extremes too, by the way.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Yes, John, the last guz.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Come on, man, you know you're for land fight against
each other.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
For I do it every day.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Tell me about it.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Okay, that's called the bed.
Speaker 7 (29:20):
Yeah yeah, Brady, save me, Brady, go next.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Napoleon solo, all right, all right, he was a.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Fighter too, Napoleon Solo any relation to Hope Solo or
no Hoco Lopez is.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
The physical horse. If that's the case, who's up next? LaVar?
Last one, last one?
Speaker 7 (29:49):
Get var.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Incredible?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
No?
Speaker 7 (29:56):
Nice?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Five to one?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
What is it called?
Speaker 7 (30:02):
Incredible?
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Incredib bolt?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Incredibolt? Okay? Yeah, nice? Okay? Sold about him?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Yeah, I'm happy with those. I feel like, we know
you're a choice, So let me just have so can
we like, just so we can be clear here?
Speaker 3 (30:19):
All right?
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Recap it?
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Well, no, if if one of these horses get scratched,
I'm not sure that we should be doing this segment
ever again, okay, because that's not a sign.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
And I think we need to pack and send it
to the people who run these races.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
It's not if one gets scratched, as if someone's entire
you know, there are two someome of horses get scratched,
that's what we should throw on the talent.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
This thing that's just that's brutal. I mean, I don't
even I've never actually bet on a horse at an
actual race that got scratched. I would assume that you know,
you would get your money back. I would assume, but
I don't know, maybe not. Maybe if you get to
the starting gate, it's got to be in the fine print,
(31:09):
you know, horse must race the race that But but
it's the same thing that happens.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
And do you have to say that now before you
go place a bet, like do I get my money
back if this horse scratches.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Before the race?
Speaker 4 (31:22):
I mean, I feel it almost.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Seems like you gotta, you know, ask that question.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
That's why if you watch on if you go to
like TVG and you watch horse racing, you'll see the
odds changing in real time on the screen because there's
probably a lot of people who are really sharp about
this stuff that are like, hey, man, we've had seen
way too many horses die on the track right before
a race. We're gonna wait to get our bets in
and then you get to the starting gate, and who
the hell knows. Some of these horses are pissed off.
(31:50):
They're probably being abused and we can't see it. Then
they go out there and.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
Run in a circle reckless accusation.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
God, come on, man, I mean they're whipping them with it,
you know, a stick.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
They get treated better than some.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
People, yes, especially if they win.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah, yeah. I mean think about it.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
You run your ass off, win a race, and then
they just put you in a field with a whole
bunch of banging ass mayors.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
You know, come on, man, yeah, and then when you
go get you some of that, like get out of there.
And then what do you do all day long? All
day long?
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Then you have a whole bunch of sons and daughters
and all that stuff, and then they run fast too
that seed?
Speaker 4 (32:36):
How long? What is the uh the average life What
is the average life expectancy of a race horse? Like
how long do they live if they make it through
their race career?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
I don't know, man, but their vitality has to be off.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
I'm trying to I mean, what are we talking about?
They live what twelve fifteen years? Pretty, you owned a horse,
you're part of the elites, Like what is that? How
long did that horse lived for?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Would you say?
Speaker 4 (33:02):
I'm just wondering, like, is it worth you know, the
amount of amphetamines or peds that you're getting in your
body to go run a race for you to you know,
live what four or five years?
Speaker 6 (33:14):
I think horse lived like twenty five to thirty years.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
That's worth it? Them gass me up twenty five years
of just of just laying the lumber afterwards. Oh my god,
that's worth it, man, sold, that's living. You know, some
people say I'm not here for a long time. I'm
here for a good time.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah, that's the way.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
The oldest horse sun record in history was sixty two.
His name was Old Billy. Old Billy lived sixty two.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Did they call him Old Billy when he was young?
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Probably not?
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Probably just Billy. It was just Billy two years lived
as owners.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Wow, he probably she probably did.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
And the ponies or miniature horses, they typically live longer really,
so yeah, the bigger horses are more like twenty twenty five,
and then smaller horses live about thirty forties.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
You know that.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
You go to the zoo, You'll see some of these
tortoises that are like one hundred and five years old.
You go to the San Diego Zoo, they'll draw the
day or the year they were born. And these tortoises
live like one hundred and twenty years. But I look
at that and I go, what an awful one hundred
and twenty years to live?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
You imagine what their eyes have seen.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Oh yeah, but you're a rock with feet, Like, what
what do you You're just eating the same thing every day.
You're slow.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
There's there's wrong with that.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
No, I mean, look simple. We had tortoises growing up.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
I just they stink. Oh my god, My mom and
dad loved her. Are funky is really loved them.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
We did not know that about you.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
We had that at one point. I think we had
close to ten desert tortoises. Some of them are still alive.
My sister has a.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Couple of them.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Yes, what's the modest one.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Some of them are still alone.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Well, we don't know how old he was when we
got him, but there's a tortoise that we have that's
at least forty years old at this point. Oh my gosh.
Still but like what but think about that forty years?
What are you doing.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I just wish you could see through the eyes of
a tortoise, like.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Like, oh that was very nice. Oh that was what? Ok?
How many panic moments does a turtle tortoise have?
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Well, if they're on their backs, probably that's crazy. Jonas.
That's still a young tortoise. Yeah, it can live between
eighty to one hundred and fifty years. The other one
is parrots macaws live a really long time. We had
one that lived day thirty five years. What yeah, and
it was disgusting. It ate pasta it ate the mercury
I swear toy. This thing was such a slob it
(36:08):
ate like my it ate a cigarette one time. He
was just a complete scumbag, but lived like thirty five years.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
There was a I don't know if he's still alive,
but there was a parrot that was with at the
house Bob Marley lived in Miami, and I was I
was living there for for a time, for a moment
in time and every morning and he was alive. When
(36:34):
when when when Bob Marley was here? And he wake
up every morning to good morning Bob, Good morning Bob,
every morning, Good morning Bob.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Did you have a Jamaican accent?
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Good morning Bob?
Speaker 7 (36:55):
How you stay?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
They're awesome, man, but they're awesome.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
It is what agwanba morning Tulia?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
I yes, stay today.
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u Hey, did Trevor Lawrence actually really cut his hair?
(38:10):
Is that some AI generated video? Because it seems like
they're real cuts, But I don't know man, it feels
like it was ill advised based on the finished product.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Okay, while we're on that, Yeah, it was Michael Pinnix's
hairline all the way back?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Or is that is that? AI is? I don't know
that photo shop.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
I think that's I think that's a I. I don't
think that's that's his hairline. I seem to remember seeing
him and everything looked fine.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
I don't know everything looked fine.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Yeah, I mean I just did Trevor Lawrence.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
I I haven't seen that one Yeteah, I don't know, man, It's.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
It's interesting, it's it's it's a it almost looks like
a boy band haircut. Yeah, yeah, kind of right, like
a British boy band, like, not even like an American
boy band.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
I just I don't there's no way it's real. I'm sorry.
I refuse to think it's a I yeah, but that's
where we're at.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
It's like a yoked up Tony.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Hawk, Yeah a little bit. Yeah, there's a little Tony
hawk there. But I just like it's kind of like
a lego man haircut, you know, like the blonde.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
She set the hair on.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Can't you're right now that I look at it again,
it can't be real.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
But but you they show there's clearly a cut, or
at least who knows. Maybe it's somebody else's step, Maybe
it's just a mannequin hair and that that they're cutting
to try and make give the illusion of it. It's
just I don't know.
Speaker 6 (39:50):
The The idea that their entire schedule release was centered
around him getting a haircut, to me, is a bit odd.
Like the Tennessee Titans always win, they always win with
their schedule release. They have the funniest and most creative
way of doing it. I'm not sure if you checked
out theirs, but go watch that one. That one's fun
(40:13):
was like a man on the street true kind.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Of Yeah, I think it's true. He cut it. I
think he cut it.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
I mean he might need to go to a different bart.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
By the way, and to your and to your point,
he had his name on the stadium and the schedule
release was around his haircut. He's got them by the balls.
He is their guy, whether they like it or not.
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Speaker 2 (00:32):
Let's get this, putties, you're listening to Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I said, thank you can't keep a good mendaw me
to frown. I never ever changed my crown.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
To bless them, and no mankers better when they thought
it will get worse.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I'm the officer asking for us search.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
The driver because I'm so silent as over just can't
stop meaning past that you're such a fool dude. Them
is cigarettes, though, Lorena smoking cigarettes, you look like a
(01:27):
Menthol type of guy, man, do you?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah? You know it's weird.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I can't for whatever reason, so cigar smoke I cannot stand.
I can't handle it. Pot smoke I can't handle. But
the first light of a cigarette to me smells good.
I have no idea why, and I've never smoked any
of them ever one time in my life. I don't
know what it is like gas, you know, like sometimes
(01:55):
gas smells good for some reason.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I don't know what it is, man, just certain sense
out there, like a new can of tennis balls.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Oh my god, that's glorious. That is I've heard that
gases in there, but man, it's good. Yeah, I've heard
this before. I will say I do enjoy gas. The
smell of gas.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I don't know why it's so bad for you.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
But but new tennis balls. That's that's that's too fun.
Can of tennis balls. Remember, I think we had this
was this our show where we had the conversation we
should there should be colognes that are made that smell
like things like that, Like there should be a cologne
that smells like gasoline. Well, there should be a cologne
(02:39):
that smells like tennis balls or tires.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Can I tell can I tell you behind the scenes
story here, But I think it's okay to tell them the
air Uh oh, we were on a I gotta be
careful with this, Yeah, there's no way to be careful
about it.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Whatever it is. It is.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
We were on a kind of a sales call, kind
of you know, having a conversation with you know somebody
and who's we uh us, Like there was a lot
of people from.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Uh my heart. Okay, I was on this call. Yes,
do I have something to do with this?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yes? Oh god?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Little barb brought up. He said, you ever wonder why
they don't make cologne that smells like tires? And like
he's like, no, I'm serious. And you started explaining why
that would be a good And as I thought about it,
I'm like, you know what, it does make sense because
if you go to get your car washed, they've got
(03:39):
sense for everything everything barbecue, a new car scent, cherry
like it's the coolest.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Thing about a car wash is that it has a
certain smell and it smells good. And you you connect
a clean car to that smell. And we all know,
if you, if you sit here and you think about it,
we all know what a car wash smells like. Right, yes,
So why not put that in Why not capture that
in cologne?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Call it the wash man.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I'm just saying, you go into a tire shop and
you smell tires.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
You go into a a I think there's.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
A reason why they don't have that. I'm just gonna say, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Just saying, but there's people that really like those weird
ass smell you tires do smell good.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Those are the best.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, they do smell good.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Just telling you, like, I get it. I know that
it's not what you would say. Okay, but I smell
a person and they smell like tires like that's but
what if somebody did it, and somebody was brave enough
to do it, say Lenny Kravitz wore Essence by good
Year and and and you know what, I guarantee you
people will be like, yep, gotta get it.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Oh yeah, gotta get it.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
As Johnny Depp in his yellow teeth slinging some of
that in that whatever colony slings and it's Firestone, Oh
to Firestone.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Come on, man, I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Imagine imagine Exxon Perry.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Listen and I'll tell you this right now.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Exon Blue.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
You know what? You know?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
What's a great scent? W D forty. I'm sorry, call
me a weirdo on that to w D forty smells great.
I'm into it. I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
You were affer weren't you.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
No, I never, never, never was. I swear I never
was sharpiees No, but I did. There was a guy
that worked in the kitchen sniff spies.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Oh my god, not.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Good for you, duh, just not good at all for you.
But there was a guy who worked in the kitchen
at TGI Fridays. And I could tell the guy was
on something. And he came in one night that he
wasn't working, and he was sitting on the patio and
he had bought those like really heavy duty markers that
(06:09):
you use on job sites, like those like really really
heavy duty markers, and he had bought some and he
was sniffing them on the parking lot. Literally had a
hoodie on and was sniffing these things. Oh, he's dead
by now. I don't worry about it. Don't feel bad
for him.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
He's gone. He can't hear this.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yeah, I wouldn't worry about that. Yeah, it all smells good.
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We had this conversation yesterday about the nonfoul call the
(06:47):
Pistons JB bickerstaff were upset about that non foul call
on Jared Allen. The NBA said that the officials were
correct in not calling a foul on Jared Allen. So,
for all anybody out there trying to take that angle,
calm down. It was a no call. They got it correct.
It went to overtime, Cleveland won the game, and now
(07:09):
we were on the brink of potentially something that could
change this show forever if the Cavs go ahead and
take care of business later on tonight. Now you got
to do it first. You got to do it first. No, no, man,
what does that mean.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
He's got to get his change first. If that were
to take place, and I.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Got that sort of historic event, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
By the way, if Tony Roma gets ten million dollars
a year, I'm getting a sex change.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
But see, why should I be held accountable for their
poor decision and giving him that contract?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Why is that because you made that statement full well
knowing that could happen.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yeah, but I was on the right side of it. No,
I was on the right side of that argument, so
I feel like, you know, I'm not getting anything chopped
or tucked if I was on the right.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Show and I'm not doing anything. Cleveland Cavaliers anyway, win
this series, I will get a sex chain. I was
being so sarcastic.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
I love how you like tiptoed.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I was being so sarcastic.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Come on, Cavaliers, right, come on, because I was being funny.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I mean, it's like he leaned over to somebody in
a library and said, if.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
The Cleveland Cavaliers win this series, I will get a
sex chain.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
I mean it was a bold proclamation when Detroit was
up to Oh Like, I get it. I get how
confident you were. But I don't know, man, James Harden's
starting to feel it. I feel like your guy, Spider Mitchell.
He may put on a performance tonight. But again, if
Cleveland doesn't win tonight, I don't have much faith that
(08:55):
they're going to win Game seven versus Detroit. I just
I feel like, you lose momentum, gonna have all the
home court advantage and everything they steal rite back. So
to me, it's a do or die moment tonight for
the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
You know you made mention of this earlier when we
were talking about the NFL and the schedule and why
didn't Minnesota San Antonio play last night? What is the reason?
Speaker 6 (09:20):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I mean you yes day.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Yeah, like that should have been a game.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
There was, there was ample time for rest. You didn't need.
I don't understand. It's not like what are we doing here.
You've been You've been going every other day the entire series,
and then right when there's no other game, they're just
not playing, Like what because you you wanted that back
to back as bad as you do. I just I
felt like that that's an opportunity where you could have
(09:45):
had an NBA game last night. It's the the star,
maybe the best player in the league, the most impressive
talent we've seen in the league, and instead there was
nothing on, just nothing else going.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I don't understand. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Man lost opportunity, that's one way to put it.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I also Adam Silver thinks that they've got an idea
on how to solve the tanking issue in the NBA.
He was on with Steven A. Smith on Wednesday and
he broke down the solution to the problem that has
been plaguing the league.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
What we've essentially done, and we have a proposal that
we're going to be bringing to you know, our team
owners at the end of May, and that is to
create essentially a system of flat odds, you know, so
that you have no particularly incentive to be to be bad.
That there's even something we're calling draft relegation that if
you're one of the bottom three teams in.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
The league, you'll actually have worse odds.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
Than teams that sort of are, you know, for through
up until teams make the playoffs. You know, we're still
playing a little bit with the system there, and also
ultimately additional authority for the league office that if we
do see that type of behavior where there's a sense
that teams aren't going all out to win, that we
can actually take away draft lottery balls, we can change
(11:03):
their order of the draft. You know, that teams have
to know it's not just about paying a financial fine,
which they may think is worth it in order to
get a top pick, but that it will directly impact
their ability to get a top draft pick.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
So there's this system called a three two one system,
and what it would do is it would give the
three worst teams a lower percentage chance of winning the
lottery than the team's picking fourth to tenth, And that's
obviously in an effort to curb the need for clubs
to be as bad as possible to increase their chances
of landing a high pick.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
So that's sort of what they're talking about.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
And I've actually come around on this, and I don't
know if if I'm on the side of Mark Cuban,
because I don't remember specifically what he said, but I
look at it and I go, if you own an
NBA team, and you run an NBA team, you should
be able to run it however the hell you want.
That's yours understanding that if I decide to actively because
(12:00):
I feel like the only way we're going to improve
things around here is to give me better odds in
the draft lottery, and it's not a guarantee because it
is a lottery, but understanding that what comes with that
is low attendance, less revenue and everything else. You're kind
of getting punished there. You're punishing yourself in that regard,
But it's your team. You should be able to do
(12:20):
whatever the hell you want like that.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
That's the person agree.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
I feel like in two ways it either it's gonna
hurt them the most, and they're the ones that have
to build back the trust with their fan base if
that's the direction they want to take, or take the
financial hit for that year, if they just simply say
to their ticket holders, season ticket holders and so their
fans like, yeah, we're gonna rebuild. We want to be
upfront and honest about it. You know, we're not gonna
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have the you know, the season I think we're hoping for,
whatever the case may be. You know, they're the ones
that ultimately have to have to take the hit for it.
So why create rules or regulation is to stop from that.
You know, it's it's the fastest way to build back
a franchise up. I mean that's just the truth. If
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they're able to tank long enough, they'll be able to
get enough high picks or hopefully something were going to
work out they can put it together, then they can
turn things around. Otherwise you're slowing that process. I just
I'm not a fan of regulation. I don't care if
your house was burned down and you're trying to build
it back up, you know it slows down the process,
more regulation, more people who have to come out and
(13:28):
check on different things or rules that are put in play.
It's like, no, I mean the hire the builder and
get things started again. And that's kind of what they're doing.
So I'm with you. I don't know why they need
to keep trying to force people to not do it
for what the integrity of the league. You got guys
on game management anyway, who aren't playing every single night.
(13:52):
There's other issues if that's really what you want to
point to, that are impacting this league.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
If your team is bad enough to tank, tank, if you're.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
If you're already that bad, what does it matter if
your team stinks?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
They stink like.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
You be Like I can see, I can see if
you're trying to regulate, Like why would you tank and
your head you're like number one your conference? Oh, because
Lebron's coming out next year, we want him, Like I
could see if it was something egregious. But teams that
be tanking, their teams that stink, they stink anyway, what
(14:35):
are you trying to regulate a stinking ass team for?
Pay attention to the teams that are winning and go
from there, like build on the teams that are driving
your league, and for what is worth, some of these
stinking ass teams drive your league popularity too. Some people
like seeing suffering and bad like some people do. I'm
(15:00):
just saying I think it's it's a waste of time,
is a waste of energy. He didn't even sound crazy
like intelligent talking about it, like he was unsure of himself, like, oh,
this is something that we're discussing, we're working on, Like yeah,
cuz I don't have any idea of how to handle this,
Like just leave it be. If a team wants the tank,
(15:23):
let them tank.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I just And it's also it's a lottery, so if
you are bad, there's no guarantee that you're going to
get the number one pick. I can remember in two
thousand and seven, Boston lost I think it was sixteen
or twenty games in a row, something awful, and it
was that Sebastian Telfair was on their team, Paul Pierce
(15:45):
was on that team, and the thought was they were
intentionally losing games because they were trying to get the
number one pick. Because in that next draft was Kevin
Durant and Greg Odin and that you know, everyone was
like well, who are you gonna take duran or oden
et cetera, et cetera. Then ended up losing out on
the lottery. They got the number five pick, but what
ended up happening was they traded that to Seattle. They
(16:07):
got Ray Allen and that was the start and what
led to them ultimately getting Kevin Garnett. So even though
you've got this plan that we lose a bunch of games,
we're going to be I would say maybe it's more
egregious in the NFL to where a man, all you
have to do is be the worst team in the league,
you get the number one pick. That's what the Raiders
did with Max Crosby.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Like that.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
There's no lottery in the NFL and the NBA there is,
so there's no guarantees you're going to get the number
one pick. It just feels like they're really sensitive to
making sure everything's on the up and up. The integrity
of the game. The integrity of the game, Dude, if
you cared that much and you were really worried about that,
you would have done a better job to make sure
you didn't have an official who was gambling on games,
(16:49):
You didn't have players or coaches who were gambling on games,
and you don't have a guy who's the star of
the league who's a shareholder in Calshi. Like that's the
other thing talking about, well, you know, we got to
be we need to treat you know, a Kalshe and
these other sites, you know, like they're gambling sites. Because
it's all about the integrity of the league. Jannie is
a shareholder, like he's in that company. So I look
(17:13):
at it and I go all right, man, Like you
can try and point to the lottery and bad teams
all you want. I just think those teams if they
want to punish themselves and get hurt in the wallet
because they think it's going to help them in the
next year, let them do it. It's their team, they
bought it, they paid for it.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I just I lean into it too, Like lean into
the story. They stink, Look at them, look at how
they're running things. Should jump all on top of it.
Ride that storyline. They gave you an easy storyline. Ride
it by you're sitting here trying to oh, well, we're
working through some things. We're gonna look at it. We're
(17:53):
gonna regulate them.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Like what like for what?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Ride that pike.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Ride that pony man, talk bad about them, to talk.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Tell tell the reporters that you got influence with NBA
dot com whatever. Tell them to ride like ride that storyline,
talk about it. Talk about how bad they run their organization.
Talk about how bad they are as a team. Call
out the players, call out the players. Ride that pony, baby.
Don't you play around with it. Don't you tiptoe around it.
(18:28):
Don't dip your toe in it. Jump all the way in.
You know what I mean, Get on that pony. Yea
for the ones who for the ones who are on
(18:50):
that phone, and get it done.
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Speaker 4 (20:01):
This is Jay z Heck Yeah yeah, speaking of weirdos.
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so we uh we figured, you know, why spend all
this time trying to break down and handicap some of
(20:46):
these horses and to see who's gonna win these big
races when you could just have a little bit of
fun and spin a wheel. And the problem is the
last time we did this for the Kentucky Derby two
weeks ago, all three of our horses got scratched.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
My horse is back in this one too, so I'm
hoping I get him, but there's no guarantee makes it
to the race. Old Gray White.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yeah, it's uh, you would what's that supposed to mean?
Speaker 6 (21:19):
The horse I got selected?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
That would be more for you, Jonas Brady.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Actually, I was so pissed Brady got him.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I'm sure you were.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
I'll be honest. I didn't know much about the horse.
Once I saw h I was like, Damn, that was
a big ass horse man. He still is, obviously, but
they didn't set him in the glue factory yet for now.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah, he's got a little bit of time left.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I had the prom queen did.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
I don't remember what horse I had? What horsees I have.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Do you remember you had?
Speaker 7 (21:53):
Oh you had what was it? The bar?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
It was, oh, yeah, something something whatever. It didn't race,
and I couldn't give a rid.
Speaker 10 (22:03):
I didn't make that noise right now, bar, I know,
but I heard you'd make it in my mind so rude,
so just it just did it anyway?
Speaker 7 (22:19):
Damn it Percy's Bar. By the way, Jonas, you had
right to party in Percy's bar making fun of my laugh?
Speaker 3 (22:32):
What's wrong with your laugh? I think he.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Makes fun of mine when I'm like, what's something with
something really gets Patty and he can't. He gets like
that uncontrollable amount of joy and energy. At one point
he makes this noise that's a laugh.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
It's true, it's.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
It's actually accurate, all right.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
So we're we are hoping that none of our horses
either fall down before the race or get scratched because
you know.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
They swollen leg, Yeah, they blew.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
A calf muscle or something like that before the race.
But we will find out. So here we go. It
is the second leg of the Triple Crown. It is
the Preakness. Now it's interesting. We do have a little
bit of history here. So it's the first time ever
that The Preakness is going to run at Laurel Park
because Pimlico is under construction. I think it's been like
(23:30):
one hundred and fifty something years. We get a brand
new track, and you know what that means, brand new track,
probably gonna be some dead bodies lying around afterwards, you
know what I mean? I mean, who's testing that bad
boy out?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
All right?
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Do we have the wheel ready or now?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Yeah? We're right.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
I mean you're vamping as long as you possibly van.
Do we have us ready?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Who needs an expert pick on these other sporting events
when our experts can spin a wheel? So now it's
time for Preakness winners. Yes, well done?
Speaker 6 (24:04):
All right, great imaging, Ricky, fantastic imaging.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Awesome stuff. Ricky, Ricky.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Yeah, I see pretty Ricky, Pretty Ricky.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
That's my guy, Pretty Ricky, that's my guy up top.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
You don't need Steve's.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
He's starting us off.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You get started. I can start off because I don't care.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, let's go far all right, we'll go first.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
Pick, let's spin the wheel bar, bring over that big
Oh I.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Hope he gets pretty boy?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Miya Robusta deals meal Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Alright?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Oh god, some jockey name Raphael Berhano or whatever his
name is.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Who's going next?
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Uh, you know what. I'm gonna go with you next, Brady,
you get to go. So Brady's in the wheel.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Let's go, come on, come on down, give you great white,
give you great white again? Chip poncho.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Oh okay, all right.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
That's good odds though he's one of my favorites.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Yeah, five to one, right now, Jose Ortiz.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Yeah, all right, whatever you said.
Speaker 7 (25:19):
All right, Jonas, you get to go next, spin the wheel,
giving my.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
Big old arm. He's gonna get talking. I just have
a feeling great white.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yes, come on, yes, yeah, up top, yeah, up.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Top, Jonas, set up this.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I love white, especially when it's great.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
I helpe his ass, tosses jockey again.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Fifteen to one.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
What are the odds that horse makes it to the race.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
He's so amped up the last time.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
Jesus having fun with that? How are yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Lord, all right, let's let's get I'll go next.
Speaker 7 (26:08):
I'll go next.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
That's rude, ladies, last.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
I did ask her right before? All right, so I
will go next and say that's.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
A change on things. Let's been in the wheel.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
Talking that's accurate, that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Twenty to one, that's fine. Yeah, twenty one, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Twenty to one, all right, all right, right right, okay,
how funny?
Speaker 7 (26:30):
How funny isn't it?
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Ray is gonna get the hell we day let's go right,
but I get what I get?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
The hordes.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
That also works.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Sounds right, that's right, absolutely absolutely, you know what that is.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah, that's the one where you go to a race
you have no information, you just look at the name
and go, well, that sounds most like me, Like, that's
that's the one as a man.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Good for you, Lorena. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
By the way, by the horn, you and.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Jon has got the exact horses that represent who you are.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Also, that's amazing.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
This is interesting. Bowl by the horns is actually the
jockey's name is Micah. Husband's interesting. Thirty to one. That's
a little thirty to one payout.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
All right, we're doing this twice, right, because ye have last.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Time we have to do.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
You want to do a snake like just go literally
just backwards forwards?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yeah, that works?
Speaker 7 (27:29):
Okay, we're right, ladies.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
First, not a centipede? Huh?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Iron honor?
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Is he a good horse? That sounds about right?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
For you.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
He's a strong one.
Speaker 7 (27:45):
Mean by that?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Do you mean bad ninety two iron?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Hey it sounds like a game of thrones.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah, all right, all.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
Right, all right, spin the wheel. No wammies, no aammies, come.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Taj mahal all right, yeah, I wouldn't want to go
with that.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
By the way, mahall, great Indian beer.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Let's take it.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Okay, it's really good Indian beer. I'm not making that up.
Look it up, man.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yeah, it's just that no one cares.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Is that fine?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
I didn't even know that was a beer.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
That's a finable.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
That's so fruit.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
You want to interject, you.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Want to interject your like I p a beer choice?
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Really not.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
I think it's like you're picking horses.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Can we pick horses or not?
Speaker 4 (28:33):
It's my turn here, all right.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
Jonas Omar.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Corona de oro.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
One hundred percent, Oh my god, good god.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Two for two for yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Two different extremes too, by the way.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Yes, John, the last guz.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Come on, man, you know you're for land fight against
each other.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
For I do it every day.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Tell me about it.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Okay, that's called the bed.
Speaker 7 (29:20):
Yeah yeah, Brady, save me, Brady, go next.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Napoleon solo, all right, all right, he was a.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Fighter too, Napoleon Solo any relation to Hope Solo or
no Hoco Lopez is.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
The physical horse. If that's the case, who's up next? LaVar?
Last one, last one?
Speaker 7 (29:49):
Get var.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Incredible?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
No?
Speaker 7 (29:56):
Nice?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Five to one?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
What is it called?
Speaker 7 (30:02):
Incredible?
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Incredib bolt?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Incredibolt? Okay? Yeah, nice? Okay? Sold about him?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Yeah, I'm happy with those. I feel like, we know
you're a choice, So let me just have so can
we like, just so we can be clear here?
Speaker 3 (30:19):
All right?
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Recap it?
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Well, no, if if one of these horses get scratched,
I'm not sure that we should be doing this segment
ever again, okay, because that's not a sign.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
And I think we need to pack and send it
to the people who run these races.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
It's not if one gets scratched, as if someone's entire
you know, there are two someome of horses get scratched,
that's what we should throw on the talent.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
This thing that's just that's brutal. I mean, I don't
even I've never actually bet on a horse at an
actual race that got scratched. I would assume that you know,
you would get your money back. I would assume, but
I don't know, maybe not. Maybe if you get to
the starting gate, it's got to be in the fine print,
(31:09):
you know, horse must race the race that But but
it's the same thing that happens.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
And do you have to say that now before you
go place a bet, like do I get my money
back if this horse scratches.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Before the race?
Speaker 4 (31:22):
I mean, I feel it almost.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Seems like you gotta, you know, ask that question.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
That's why if you watch on if you go to
like TVG and you watch horse racing, you'll see the
odds changing in real time on the screen because there's
probably a lot of people who are really sharp about
this stuff that are like, hey, man, we've had seen
way too many horses die on the track right before
a race. We're gonna wait to get our bets in
and then you get to the starting gate, and who
the hell knows. Some of these horses are pissed off.
(31:50):
They're probably being abused and we can't see it. Then
they go out there and.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
Run in a circle reckless accusation.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
God, come on, man, I mean they're whipping them with it,
you know, a stick.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
They get treated better than some.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
People, yes, especially if they win.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah, yeah. I mean think about it.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
You run your ass off, win a race, and then
they just put you in a field with a whole
bunch of banging ass mayors.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
You know, come on, man, yeah, and then when you
go get you some of that, like get out of there.
And then what do you do all day long? All
day long?
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Then you have a whole bunch of sons and daughters
and all that stuff, and then they run fast too
that seed?
Speaker 4 (32:36):
How long? What is the uh the average life What
is the average life expectancy of a race horse? Like
how long do they live if they make it through
their race career?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
I don't know, man, but their vitality has to be off.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
I'm trying to I mean, what are we talking about?
They live what twelve fifteen years? Pretty, you owned a horse,
you're part of the elites, Like what is that? How
long did that horse lived for?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Would you say?
Speaker 4 (33:02):
I'm just wondering, like, is it worth you know, the
amount of amphetamines or peds that you're getting in your
body to go run a race for you to you know,
live what four or five years?
Speaker 6 (33:14):
I think horse lived like twenty five to thirty years.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
That's worth it? Them gass me up twenty five years
of just of just laying the lumber afterwards. Oh my god,
that's worth it, man, sold, that's living. You know, some
people say I'm not here for a long time. I'm
here for a good time.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah, that's the way.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
The oldest horse sun record in history was sixty two.
His name was Old Billy. Old Billy lived sixty two.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Did they call him Old Billy when he was young?
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Probably not?
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Probably just Billy. It was just Billy two years lived
as owners.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Wow, he probably she probably did.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
And the ponies or miniature horses, they typically live longer really,
so yeah, the bigger horses are more like twenty twenty five,
and then smaller horses live about thirty forties.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
You know that.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
You go to the zoo, You'll see some of these
tortoises that are like one hundred and five years old.
You go to the San Diego Zoo, they'll draw the
day or the year they were born. And these tortoises
live like one hundred and twenty years. But I look
at that and I go, what an awful one hundred
and twenty years to live?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
You imagine what their eyes have seen.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Oh yeah, but you're a rock with feet, Like, what
what do you You're just eating the same thing every day.
You're slow.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
There's there's wrong with that.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
No, I mean, look simple. We had tortoises growing up.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
I just they stink. Oh my god, My mom and
dad loved her. Are funky is really loved them.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
We did not know that about you.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
We had that at one point. I think we had
close to ten desert tortoises. Some of them are still alive.
My sister has a.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Couple of them.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Yes, what's the modest one.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Some of them are still alone.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Well, we don't know how old he was when we
got him, but there's a tortoise that we have that's
at least forty years old at this point. Oh my gosh.
Still but like what but think about that forty years?
What are you doing.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I just wish you could see through the eyes of
a tortoise, like.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Like, oh that was very nice. Oh that was what? Ok?
How many panic moments does a turtle tortoise have?
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Well, if they're on their backs, probably that's crazy. Jonas.
That's still a young tortoise. Yeah, it can live between
eighty to one hundred and fifty years. The other one
is parrots macaws live a really long time. We had
one that lived day thirty five years. What yeah, and
it was disgusting. It ate pasta it ate the mercury
I swear toy. This thing was such a slob it
(36:08):
ate like my it ate a cigarette one time. He
was just a complete scumbag, but lived like thirty five years.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
There was a I don't know if he's still alive,
but there was a parrot that was with at the
house Bob Marley lived in Miami, and I was I
was living there for for a time, for a moment
in time and every morning and he was alive. When
(36:34):
when when when Bob Marley was here? And he wake
up every morning to good morning Bob, Good morning Bob,
every morning, Good morning Bob.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Did you have a Jamaican accent?
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Good morning Bob?
Speaker 7 (36:55):
How you stay?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
They're awesome, man, but they're awesome.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
It is what agwanba morning Tulia?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
I yes, stay today.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
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(37:32):
Up next. The Shenanigans continue here on a Football Friday
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u Hey, did Trevor Lawrence actually really cut his hair?
(38:10):
Is that some AI generated video? Because it seems like
they're real cuts, But I don't know man, it feels
like it was ill advised based on the finished product.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Okay, while we're on that, Yeah, it was Michael Pinnix's
hairline all the way back?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Or is that is that? AI is? I don't know
that photo shop.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
I think that's I think that's a I. I don't
think that's that's his hairline. I seem to remember seeing
him and everything looked fine.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
I don't know everything looked fine.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Yeah, I mean I just did Trevor Lawrence.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
I I haven't seen that one Yeteah, I don't know, man, It's.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
It's interesting, it's it's it's a it almost looks like
a boy band haircut. Yeah, yeah, kind of right, like
a British boy band, like, not even like an American
boy band.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
I just I don't there's no way it's real. I'm sorry.
I refuse to think it's a I yeah, but that's
where we're at.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
It's like a yoked up Tony.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Hawk, Yeah a little bit. Yeah, there's a little Tony
hawk there. But I just like it's kind of like
a lego man haircut, you know, like the blonde.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
She set the hair on.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Can't you're right now that I look at it again,
it can't be real.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
But but you they show there's clearly a cut, or
at least who knows. Maybe it's somebody else's step, Maybe
it's just a mannequin hair and that that they're cutting
to try and make give the illusion of it. It's
just I don't know.
Speaker 6 (39:50):
The The idea that their entire schedule release was centered
around him getting a haircut, to me, is a bit odd.
Like the Tennessee Titans always win, they always win with
their schedule release. They have the funniest and most creative
way of doing it. I'm not sure if you checked
out theirs, but go watch that one. That one's fun
(40:13):
was like a man on the street true kind.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Of Yeah, I think it's true. He cut it. I
think he cut it.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
I mean he might need to go to a different bart.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
By the way, and to your and to your point,
he had his name on the stadium and the schedule
release was around his haircut. He's got them by the balls.
He is their guy, whether they like it or not.
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