Paulie & Tony Fusco tell you why you shouldn't believe the LYING MEDIA who claim the Philadelphia Eagles "LOST" to the San Francisco 49ers. Also, they explain the FOOLISH mistake the Steelers, Ravens, and unfortunately, the Eagles made too. Plus, the main reason why Caleb Williams was able to lead the Bears in that comeback against the Packers. And also, Eagles legend LeSean McCoy is the guest on the show... well, until the idiot producer SCREWS EVERYTHING UP AS USUAL.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The following content may be unsuitable for certain audiences, specifically
anyone with an IQ above twelve. All right, yo yo yo, yeah,
I'm into your life from Philly. It's the number one
rated Paul.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Tony Fullsto show, Yo yo yo, as always PAULI Fosco
here with Tony Fosco.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
And Tony Yo.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
You know the audience out there, they're probably wondering why
we're so upbeat, you know, given that the Eagles quote
unquote lost, Well, yeah, that's because you people think the
Eagles lost. You know, sheep listen to lying media. You
know you clearly don't know football, But don't worry. We're
going to explain it all, put into perspective for you. See,
you see what really happened. Of course, also joining us
(00:46):
live via satellite, Eagles legend, six time Pro Bowler and
two time Super Bowl when a Lashawan McCoy will be you.
You know, Tony he won those Super Bowls with the
Bucks and Chaefs. But you know, if it wasn't for him,
you know, Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes would be considered losers, you.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Know, one hundred percent total losers.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
By the way, I'm talking about losers. You know, people
are now complaining on our YouTube. You see this because
they say we've been talking too much about our cumeh which,
as you know, is the measure of our audience across
a video, social audio. All that one comment to said
it grosses him out. Oh, it grosses you out to
hear about our huge numbers.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
What's your problem? Exactly?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
He sounds jealous, if I'm being honest, speak for yourself,
because I know a lot of people, especially the female fans,
who love hearing about our cume.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
They can't get enough of it. They just guzzle it up. Exactly.
They're cum guzzlers. I mean, you know, we understand people
are jealous because we have so many fans, but that's
what happens when you put out loads of content every
week like we do.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You know, downate one hundred percent and we're not going
to apologize for that big load and you can't handle it. Well,
that's not the first time we've heard that. No, not
at all anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
But for your other YouTube people out there, why you're
writing your stupid comments, hit like, hit the scribe and
go rate and reveal the show on Apple Podcasts final stores.
Let's get right into our top story story. Okay, first
of all, you know, people are saying this was a
bad year for the Eagles because they didn't win a title.
(02:22):
Please are you fools forgetting they won a title? A
division title?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And when you think about it, well, that's harder than
winning in a super Bowl, don't you.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
A great doughty one hundred percent?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You know, the super Bowl is only one game, but
the regular season is eighteen weeks. It's like when lawyers
try to tell me that law school is so hard,
I'm like, hard, it's only two years. Your grade school
is twelve years. That's way harder. And that's not even
count in kindergarten. So there you go, there you go.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
And you know, people they don't see the big piction hit,
do they don't?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No? I mean like we have people Clayman that the
Eagles lost to the forty nine ers. But again that's
because they trust the lying media, which doesn't tell the
whole story, right, you know, they just want you to
go off the final score.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Well that's not how most sports work.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
No, you gotta look at what tony a score, cause
you can't just look at one playoff game at Declara winner.
You have to look at the last two playoff games,
which includes the twenty twenty two NFC Championship, which the
Eagles won in a blowout. So when you add that
(03:33):
score to the game last week, that means the current
final score on aggregate is Eagles fifty.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Forty nine Ers thirty.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
So as you can see, the Eagles one in a blowout.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
One in a blowout, just terrific analysis that doty. And
even so, if you just look at that Eagles game
versus the forty nine Ers, well, when you break it down,
you can clearly see this game was totally rigged against
the Eagles, you know. And the forty nine ers, well
they just got lucky. I mean didn't they don'ty one
hundred percent?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
The forty nine Ers clearly had a huge advantage. They
had a ton of injured players. How can you prepare
for a football game when you don't even know the
players you're playing against.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
You can't know the Eagles players.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
They're probably looking around saying, who are these guys? Are
we sure we even playing the right damn exactly? All
the Eagles were perfectly healthy and.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Clearly on the team's roster, which looking back now was
a huge mistake. I really hope next year we have
a couple of real catastrophic injuries before the playoffs, just
so we can have that advantage heading in like the
forty nine Ers had.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Couldn't agree more Downy, And you know, you look at
these teams that have been quote unquote winning lately, Your
forty nine Ers, the Rams, the.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Los Angeles Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's easy to say, what, all these teams haven't gotten
your Pacific Pacific time one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Then the forty nineties game started at four point thirty
pm Easton. By the time the fourth quarter rolled around,
it was like seven to thirty pm, way past the
eagles dinner time. You can't work that late on an
empty stomach like that. Meanwhile, it was just snack time
for the forty nine is when you know you could
get away with just a few pretzels with some hummus,
(05:23):
but maybe a fruit cup or something like that. This
was just terrible scheduling by the NFL. Yet again. I mean,
the Eagles were the hungry a team, but sadly they
were just too hungry.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Couldn't have said it better myself, Tony. And you know
they're all the distractions though, right the Eagles were clearly
due distracted by.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
What's going on in the news.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm talking about the home alone guy getting arrested for
soliciting a frostitote. Yeah, just too many questions swirling about
right now?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Aren't that done?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Just too many questions, you know, not just about our offense,
but like why does the home alone guy need to
sleep with hookers? Y'll do the hookers know that he's
the home alone guy? And does he pretend to be
the home alone burglar when he's with them and say
things to them like who's the wet bandit now? Or
(06:13):
does he call this penis the wet bandit? You know,
we can't move on until we answer all these questions.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
We can't truly And you know there's one thing though,
we do have to deal with right now. You know
the Eagles coaching situation right well, they fired their o
see Kevin Batulo. But y'all, you know that's half the battle, that,
don'ty You look at the stats. You can clearly see
the Eagles need to fire Nick Sirianni, don't They don't it?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Of course, look at this, people say Nick Siriani is
the best coach we could possibly have.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's not true. Put up that graphic.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Look at this list of all time winning percentage by
an NFL head coach. Nick Siriani is all the way
down the list at number five. That means four coaches
better than him, Guy Chamberlain, John Madden, Vince Lombardi and
George Allen, who nobody's ever heard of. This shows that
(07:11):
we can do better. And you know, all these coaches
are in the Hall of Fame too. Is Nick Sirianni
in the Hall of Fame? No, He's never even been nominated.
So this just shows we have to raise our standards
if we want to be the best.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You know, numbers never lie, Tony and they got that subject.
You know, people say that Sirianni's record is great because
he's fifty nine and twenty six.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Since when is that great? Never?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I mean, I just want to put this in perspective
so people can understand. If Nick Sirianni was an NBA team,
he'd be the Denver Nuggets. Who wants to be the
Denver Nuggets? Nobody, nobody.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You know, it's just clear the Eagles should have canned
Sirianni last year because ya when you think about it,
the best time to fire a coach is right after
he wins the Super Bowl. Hundred years, most coaches never
win more than one super Bowl exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Look at the Steelers and Ravens.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
They're now realizing they made huge mistakes not firing Tomlin
and Harbaugh right after they won a ring. You know,
I hate to say it, but this just shows that
Jerry Jones got it right. He won two super Bowls
and then fired Jimmy Johnson and what happened next He
won another super Bowl. So based on that logic, the
(08:33):
Eagles clearly should have fired Nick Sirianni last year.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Undeniable historical analysis that Dony and you know on the subject.
You know, this NFL offseason is already notable for all
the head coaching positions that are now open, right, Yeah,
So we thought it would be great, you know, helpful
to just go through all of them and pick the
best candidate.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Don'ty bring out your list, Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I spent all week putting together a list of all
the best coaches for each open head coaching position.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I evaluated roster construction.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Of each team, experience and knowledge of each head coach,
and fit with the team culture, and here's the best
candidate for each team. So, as you can see, by
my analysis, the best coach for.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Each team is John Harbaugh.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Couldn't agree, Mark Doney, just looking at this list, halball, habba, habba.
You know I'm thinking here, based on this list that
if I'm an NFL game, well I might want to
hire John Harbaugh, even if he winds up coaching another team,
you know, because half of John Harbaugh is still better
than most coaches.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You know.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
You know, I was thinking the same thing. With all
these AFC North teams so close together, John Harbaugh could
take a full time position with one team and then
you know, just do a freelance contract with another team. Now,
with all the games now being on different days, he
could coach one team Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday morning, you know, yep,
(10:08):
due Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday Sunday night with another team, and
if they play each other, you know, he could just
walk across.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
The field exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
And you know a lot of people these days they're struggling,
you know, they need supplemental income. Well, this would be
a great way for John Horbardy, you know, have a
full time job and a side hustle.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You know, that just makes total sense.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yep, and let's get into some other action we saw
this past weekend, the Bears coming back from twenty one
to three to beat the Packers. Now, Tony, a lot
of people surprised by this, not us.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Right, No, not at all.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
If there's one thing we know about Caleb Williams, it's
that he likes coming from behind, you know, he likes
to go down first, and that gets him so worked
up that he just explodes in his second hand. I mean,
the Packers were really giving it to him in the
first half, but he turned it around, found their holes
and just went to town on them in the back
(11:06):
half of that game and really just gobbled up their d.
Now I'm interested to see how he plays against the
Rams and see if he can handle they're even bigger D.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Just terrific analysis that, Dody, and also a terrific segue
by you, because now we're going to talk about the
games coming up this week exactly. This just explains, Doty,
why we do have such a huge cure, because of
course we know how to handle it. Audience, I get them,
you know, excited for what's coming next, right, just like
thrust them into the next segment, you kind of gently
(11:42):
guide you guide them in right, you handle them. Right now,
we're going to talk about next week. This week coming
up a lot on the line, Doty And as you know,
you turn on any of these shows right now, you know,
ESPN FS one, they're all doing the same boring topics,
creative you know, just serve any of the meat and potatoes.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You're not putting any flair on it, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
But Zach, you know, people they know about us, right
We're always coming up with nose segments, right, smart ideas,
And that's why we're gonna do a brand new segment
on the show, totally original, hyebeat, don't you where we
ask the most burning question heading into the weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
It's a segment we call burning Question.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Burning Question.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Okay, don't a lot of questions that people are asking
heading into these games, but there's one most burning question
right now. So many different quarterbacks under pressure to win
the burning question. Which quarterback is under the most.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Pressure right now? I have to say bow Nicks.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You see the Broncos play at a place called Mile High,
and you see when you're that high up, there's a
lot of pressure you know, like I was on an
airplane the other day and I could feel that pressure
in my temples and my sinuses, and I thought, wow,
that's what bo Nicks must feel like. You know, this
(13:07):
is why Tua and Trevor Lawrence failed. You know, in
Florida there's no pressure because that's at sea level. So, yep,
there's your answer.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
This is the question, you.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Know, Tony.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Before we move on, we were talking about dumb comments
left in the YouTube comments section.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
There's another one I got to bring up here.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
This is from JP peddin four six doo whatever. Anyway,
he wrote, name no parade in Philly this year, dummy.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I can't believe we got to explain this to people, Tony. Yeah.
How many days are in a year, Tony? Three hundred
and sixty five? Yeah, exactly, So you'll go.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Back three hundred and sixty five days. Well there was
a parade, unless you forgot. This is the problem with
our audience, Tony. They can't count. They don't do math.
You know, This is why our cum it it's too
much for them to handle, right, Yeah, that's why they're
choking on it all the time.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah, because they can't swallow it.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Because that that number is so big for them exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
They can't even tell time. They can't well, you know
I can tell time, and I can tell it's time.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
For a break. Is Leshawn McCoy on the line yet?
Do we have them lined up?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Producer? What do you What is he doing back there?
He's probably making his own ka what are you doing
back there? Is he on the line?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
He's not on the line. There's no one there.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
The best way to describe you, there's no one there exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Anyway ahead, Look, we're going to take a break. We're
going to come back right after this. All right, we're
back from break. Uh, producer, any update on our guest
back here?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Is he on the line?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
No, there's no one on the line.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
You know you'll say that like, it's not your job
to actually get the guests on the line.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
You must have said something to him, made him say something.
What you say to him?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
I didn't say anything.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You're probably like, Hi, this is produced Jay, And then
he got upset.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Do you remind him, yes, of course.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Saying what's I wasn't listening to you as usual?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
What do you say? What?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
It's not my job to totally confirm him that you
requested him. Don't you have your guest booker?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You know, Tony, this is the problem with people in
America these days, this generation of moron's.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
It's not my job. Nobody wants to worry. Nobody wants
to do any works. Sorry that we got you out
of your PJ to do your job.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Everybody just wants to Maybe he needs a wellness day.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
How many times did you text the Sean McCoy? How many?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
One, two, five, five, five times?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
That's not enough. You gotta do it at least twenty
first of all.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
But you know, Dony, I gotta I wonder if you
know Lseean McCoy. He is one thing, you know, Tony,
what is he? He's a lusive, very elusive that you
know and then made him. This may be more Lashan
McCoy at his best, you know, he just he knows
how to dodge, you know, defenders and text messages.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
So you know he sees producer Jay coming at him,
he's gone, he's gone. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I mean, you know, like most women, they get that
sex thing from him. You meet all women really if
you get it, produce a ja to another.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Control and this spinning.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
They're out of there now We know what it's like
to be a producer on Tinder. You know, this is
what it's like. You you text someone, you get no response,
You wait around then you you know, you just sit
there and salk.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Look at him, Look at him.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Look at him being said as usual, we should be said,
you don't do your job.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I got to hand it to Lashan McCoy. I wouldn't
have shown up either.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
If it was producer J texting.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Man exactly, good for you, good for still too.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
You can clearly see he still got it.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Well, you know we're not going to let a producer
there ruin which was otherwise terrific show. You know, no, exactly,
don't forget visit on March store.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, you know the are you kidding me? You know?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
If I'm merch store goes out of business, it's on
you for interrupting every time we.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Exactly what do you produce? A Jay corrections?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Correction?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Just go.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
You said that Eagles actually beat the forty nine ers
if you look at aggregate score.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, total up the last two playoff games. Bro Yeah,
fifty to thirty.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Bro there Yeah, well, based on that dumb logic, I
went and totaled up all their matchups for all time,
and the Eagles still lost eight forty two to eat
thirty five.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh yeah, well, you know it's also gonna be totaled
your car after I blow it up.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, and you know what, you still haven't lost your virginity.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Oh right now, talking what.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
You said, jarn Harbaugh is the leading candidate for every
single coaching position.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, bro, may he's the best, bro.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yee, But but that's not realistic. He's not gonna go
to the Cardinals of the Falcons. That would be the
worst career move ever.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
No, the worst career move ever was hiring you.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Yeah, and you know what also isn't realistic, your girlfriend?
Oh now, shut out, He's still going just go.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
You said winning a division title is harder than winning
a super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, bro, super Bowl is only one game. Bro. Yeah,
regular season much longer, bro.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Yee, that makes that makes no sense. I guess I
guess you're gonna say the Steelers had a great season
like the Eagles too, because they're champs too.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Oh yeah, well, on the subject of champs, I hope
you'll get chomped by an alligator.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And you've won a title. Oldest virgin.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Talking about someone who's won a nightle Tony. Guess who's
just booked for next week? The guest super Bowl Hero
Egos legend Nick Forwards guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
To show up. He just said it in the email.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Anyway, amazing you like subscribe, comment on this video though,
you know, make it a smart one not a dog exactly,
and visit the merch store and rate and review on
Apple Podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
You got a lot of work to do.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, anyway, talking about work, Tony, great job by you as.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Always, same to you, Pouie. Another floorless show.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
There you go. We'll see you people next week. See
your
The following content may be unsuitable for certain audiences, specifically
anyone with an IQ above twelve. All right, yo yo yo, yeah,
I'm into your life from Philly. It's the number one
rated Paul.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Tony Fullsto show, Yo yo yo, as always PAULI Fosco
here with Tony Fosco.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
And Tony Yo.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
You know the audience out there, they're probably wondering why
we're so upbeat, you know, given that the Eagles quote
unquote lost, Well, yeah, that's because you people think the
Eagles lost. You know, sheep listen to lying media. You
know you clearly don't know football, But don't worry. We're
going to explain it all, put into perspective for you. See,
you see what really happened. Of course, also joining us
(00:46):
live via satellite, Eagles legend, six time Pro Bowler and
two time Super Bowl when a Lashawan McCoy will be you.
You know, Tony he won those Super Bowls with the
Bucks and Chaefs. But you know, if it wasn't for him,
you know, Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes would be considered losers, you.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Know, one hundred percent total losers.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
By the way, I'm talking about losers. You know, people
are now complaining on our YouTube. You see this because
they say we've been talking too much about our cumeh which,
as you know, is the measure of our audience across
a video, social audio. All that one comment to said
it grosses him out. Oh, it grosses you out to
hear about our huge numbers.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
What's your problem? Exactly?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
He sounds jealous, if I'm being honest, speak for yourself,
because I know a lot of people, especially the female fans,
who love hearing about our cume.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
They can't get enough of it. They just guzzle it up. Exactly.
They're cum guzzlers. I mean, you know, we understand people
are jealous because we have so many fans, but that's
what happens when you put out loads of content every
week like we do.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You know, downate one hundred percent and we're not going
to apologize for that big load and you can't handle it. Well,
that's not the first time we've heard that. No, not
at all anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
But for your other YouTube people out there, why you're
writing your stupid comments, hit like, hit the scribe and
go rate and reveal the show on Apple Podcasts final stores.
Let's get right into our top story story. Okay, first
of all, you know, people are saying this was a
bad year for the Eagles because they didn't win a title.
(02:22):
Please are you fools forgetting they won a title? A
division title?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And when you think about it, well, that's harder than
winning in a super Bowl, don't you.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
A great doughty one hundred percent?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You know, the super Bowl is only one game, but
the regular season is eighteen weeks. It's like when lawyers
try to tell me that law school is so hard,
I'm like, hard, it's only two years. Your grade school
is twelve years. That's way harder. And that's not even
count in kindergarten. So there you go, there you go.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
And you know, people they don't see the big piction hit,
do they don't?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No? I mean like we have people Clayman that the
Eagles lost to the forty nine ers. But again that's
because they trust the lying media, which doesn't tell the
whole story, right, you know, they just want you to
go off the final score.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Well that's not how most sports work.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
No, you gotta look at what tony a score, cause
you can't just look at one playoff game at Declara winner.
You have to look at the last two playoff games,
which includes the twenty twenty two NFC Championship, which the
Eagles won in a blowout. So when you add that
(03:33):
score to the game last week, that means the current
final score on aggregate is Eagles fifty.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Forty nine Ers thirty.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
So as you can see, the Eagles one in a blowout.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
One in a blowout, just terrific analysis that doty. And
even so, if you just look at that Eagles game
versus the forty nine Ers, well, when you break it down,
you can clearly see this game was totally rigged against
the Eagles, you know. And the forty nine ers, well
they just got lucky. I mean didn't they don'ty one
hundred percent?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
The forty nine Ers clearly had a huge advantage. They
had a ton of injured players. How can you prepare
for a football game when you don't even know the
players you're playing against.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
You can't know the Eagles players.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
They're probably looking around saying, who are these guys? Are
we sure we even playing the right damn exactly? All
the Eagles were perfectly healthy and.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Clearly on the team's roster, which looking back now was
a huge mistake. I really hope next year we have
a couple of real catastrophic injuries before the playoffs, just
so we can have that advantage heading in like the
forty nine Ers had.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Couldn't agree more Downy, And you know, you look at
these teams that have been quote unquote winning lately, Your
forty nine Ers, the Rams, the.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Los Angeles Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's easy to say, what, all these teams haven't gotten
your Pacific Pacific time one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Then the forty nineties game started at four point thirty
pm Easton. By the time the fourth quarter rolled around,
it was like seven to thirty pm, way past the
eagles dinner time. You can't work that late on an
empty stomach like that. Meanwhile, it was just snack time
for the forty nine is when you know you could
get away with just a few pretzels with some hummus,
(05:23):
but maybe a fruit cup or something like that. This
was just terrible scheduling by the NFL. Yet again. I mean,
the Eagles were the hungry a team, but sadly they
were just too hungry.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Couldn't have said it better myself, Tony. And you know
they're all the distractions though, right the Eagles were clearly
due distracted by.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
What's going on in the news.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm talking about the home alone guy getting arrested for
soliciting a frostitote. Yeah, just too many questions swirling about
right now?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Aren't that done?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Just too many questions, you know, not just about our offense,
but like why does the home alone guy need to
sleep with hookers? Y'll do the hookers know that he's
the home alone guy? And does he pretend to be
the home alone burglar when he's with them and say
things to them like who's the wet bandit now? Or
(06:13):
does he call this penis the wet bandit? You know,
we can't move on until we answer all these questions.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
We can't truly And you know there's one thing though,
we do have to deal with right now. You know
the Eagles coaching situation right well, they fired their o
see Kevin Batulo. But y'all, you know that's half the battle, that,
don'ty You look at the stats. You can clearly see
the Eagles need to fire Nick Sirianni, don't They don't it?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Of course, look at this, people say Nick Siriani is
the best coach we could possibly have.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's not true. Put up that graphic.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Look at this list of all time winning percentage by
an NFL head coach. Nick Siriani is all the way
down the list at number five. That means four coaches
better than him, Guy Chamberlain, John Madden, Vince Lombardi and
George Allen, who nobody's ever heard of. This shows that
(07:11):
we can do better. And you know, all these coaches
are in the Hall of Fame too. Is Nick Sirianni
in the Hall of Fame? No, He's never even been nominated.
So this just shows we have to raise our standards
if we want to be the best.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You know, numbers never lie, Tony and they got that subject.
You know, people say that Sirianni's record is great because
he's fifty nine and twenty six.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Since when is that great? Never?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I mean, I just want to put this in perspective
so people can understand. If Nick Sirianni was an NBA team,
he'd be the Denver Nuggets. Who wants to be the
Denver Nuggets? Nobody, nobody.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You know, it's just clear the Eagles should have canned
Sirianni last year because ya when you think about it,
the best time to fire a coach is right after
he wins the Super Bowl. Hundred years, most coaches never
win more than one super Bowl exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Look at the Steelers and Ravens.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
They're now realizing they made huge mistakes not firing Tomlin
and Harbaugh right after they won a ring. You know,
I hate to say it, but this just shows that
Jerry Jones got it right. He won two super Bowls
and then fired Jimmy Johnson and what happened next He
won another super Bowl. So based on that logic, the
(08:33):
Eagles clearly should have fired Nick Sirianni last year.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Undeniable historical analysis that Dony and you know on the subject.
You know, this NFL offseason is already notable for all
the head coaching positions that are now open, right, Yeah,
So we thought it would be great, you know, helpful
to just go through all of them and pick the
best candidate.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Don'ty bring out your list, Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I spent all week putting together a list of all
the best coaches for each open head coaching position.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I evaluated roster construction.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Of each team, experience and knowledge of each head coach,
and fit with the team culture, and here's the best
candidate for each team. So, as you can see, by
my analysis, the best coach for.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Each team is John Harbaugh.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Couldn't agree, Mark Doney, just looking at this list, halball, habba, habba.
You know I'm thinking here, based on this list that
if I'm an NFL game, well I might want to
hire John Harbaugh, even if he winds up coaching another team,
you know, because half of John Harbaugh is still better
than most coaches.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You know.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
You know, I was thinking the same thing. With all
these AFC North teams so close together, John Harbaugh could
take a full time position with one team and then
you know, just do a freelance contract with another team. Now,
with all the games now being on different days, he
could coach one team Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday morning, you know, yep,
(10:08):
due Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday Sunday night with another team, and
if they play each other, you know, he could just
walk across.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
The field exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
And you know a lot of people these days they're struggling,
you know, they need supplemental income. Well, this would be
a great way for John Horbardy, you know, have a
full time job and a side hustle.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You know, that just makes total sense.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yep, and let's get into some other action we saw
this past weekend, the Bears coming back from twenty one
to three to beat the Packers. Now, Tony, a lot
of people surprised by this, not us.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Right, No, not at all.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
If there's one thing we know about Caleb Williams, it's
that he likes coming from behind, you know, he likes
to go down first, and that gets him so worked
up that he just explodes in his second hand. I mean,
the Packers were really giving it to him in the
first half, but he turned it around, found their holes
and just went to town on them in the back
(11:06):
half of that game and really just gobbled up their d.
Now I'm interested to see how he plays against the
Rams and see if he can handle they're even bigger D.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Just terrific analysis that, Dody, and also a terrific segue
by you, because now we're going to talk about the
games coming up this week exactly. This just explains, Doty,
why we do have such a huge cure, because of
course we know how to handle it. Audience, I get them,
you know, excited for what's coming next, right, just like
thrust them into the next segment, you kind of gently
(11:42):
guide you guide them in right, you handle them. Right now,
we're going to talk about next week. This week coming
up a lot on the line, Doty And as you know,
you turn on any of these shows right now, you know,
ESPN FS one, they're all doing the same boring topics,
creative you know, just serve any of the meat and potatoes.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You're not putting any flair on it, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
But Zach, you know, people they know about us, right
We're always coming up with nose segments, right, smart ideas,
And that's why we're gonna do a brand new segment
on the show, totally original, hyebeat, don't you where we
ask the most burning question heading into the weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
It's a segment we call burning Question.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Burning Question.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Okay, don't a lot of questions that people are asking
heading into these games, but there's one most burning question
right now. So many different quarterbacks under pressure to win
the burning question. Which quarterback is under the most.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Pressure right now? I have to say bow Nicks.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You see the Broncos play at a place called Mile High,
and you see when you're that high up, there's a
lot of pressure you know, like I was on an
airplane the other day and I could feel that pressure
in my temples and my sinuses, and I thought, wow,
that's what bo Nicks must feel like. You know, this
(13:07):
is why Tua and Trevor Lawrence failed. You know, in
Florida there's no pressure because that's at sea level. So, yep,
there's your answer.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
This is the question, you.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Know, Tony.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Before we move on, we were talking about dumb comments
left in the YouTube comments section.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
There's another one I got to bring up here.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
This is from JP peddin four six doo whatever. Anyway,
he wrote, name no parade in Philly this year, dummy.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I can't believe we got to explain this to people, Tony. Yeah.
How many days are in a year, Tony? Three hundred
and sixty five? Yeah, exactly, So you'll go.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Back three hundred and sixty five days. Well there was
a parade, unless you forgot. This is the problem with
our audience, Tony. They can't count. They don't do math.
You know, This is why our cum it it's too
much for them to handle, right, Yeah, that's why they're
choking on it all the time.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah, because they can't swallow it.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Because that that number is so big for them exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
They can't even tell time. They can't well, you know
I can tell time, and I can tell it's time.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
For a break. Is Leshawn McCoy on the line yet?
Do we have them lined up?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Producer? What do you What is he doing back there?
He's probably making his own ka what are you doing
back there? Is he on the line?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
He's not on the line. There's no one there.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
The best way to describe you, there's no one there exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Anyway ahead, Look, we're going to take a break. We're
going to come back right after this. All right, we're
back from break. Uh, producer, any update on our guest
back here?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Is he on the line?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
No, there's no one on the line.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
You know you'll say that like, it's not your job
to actually get the guests on the line.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
You must have said something to him, made him say something.
What you say to him?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
I didn't say anything.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You're probably like, Hi, this is produced Jay, And then
he got upset.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Do you remind him, yes, of course.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Saying what's I wasn't listening to you as usual?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
What do you say? What?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
It's not my job to totally confirm him that you
requested him. Don't you have your guest booker?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You know, Tony, this is the problem with people in
America these days, this generation of moron's.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
It's not my job. Nobody wants to worry. Nobody wants
to do any works. Sorry that we got you out
of your PJ to do your job.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Everybody just wants to Maybe he needs a wellness day.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
How many times did you text the Sean McCoy? How many?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
One, two, five, five, five times?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
That's not enough. You gotta do it at least twenty
first of all.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
But you know, Dony, I gotta I wonder if you
know Lseean McCoy. He is one thing, you know, Tony,
what is he? He's a lusive, very elusive that you
know and then made him. This may be more Lashan
McCoy at his best, you know, he just he knows
how to dodge, you know, defenders and text messages.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
So you know he sees producer Jay coming at him,
he's gone, he's gone. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I mean, you know, like most women, they get that
sex thing from him. You meet all women really if
you get it, produce a ja to another.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Control and this spinning.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
They're out of there now We know what it's like
to be a producer on Tinder. You know, this is
what it's like. You you text someone, you get no response,
You wait around then you you know, you just sit
there and salk.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Look at him, Look at him.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Look at him being said as usual, we should be said,
you don't do your job.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I got to hand it to Lashan McCoy. I wouldn't
have shown up either.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
If it was producer J texting.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Man exactly, good for you, good for still too.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
You can clearly see he still got it.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Well, you know we're not going to let a producer
there ruin which was otherwise terrific show. You know, no, exactly,
don't forget visit on March store.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, you know the are you kidding me? You know?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
If I'm merch store goes out of business, it's on
you for interrupting every time we.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Exactly what do you produce? A Jay corrections?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Correction?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Just go.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
You said that Eagles actually beat the forty nine ers
if you look at aggregate score.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, total up the last two playoff games. Bro Yeah,
fifty to thirty.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Bro there Yeah, well, based on that dumb logic, I
went and totaled up all their matchups for all time,
and the Eagles still lost eight forty two to eat
thirty five.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh yeah, well, you know it's also gonna be totaled
your car after I blow it up.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, and you know what, you still haven't lost your virginity.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Oh right now, talking what.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
You said, jarn Harbaugh is the leading candidate for every
single coaching position.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, bro, may he's the best, bro.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yee, But but that's not realistic. He's not gonna go
to the Cardinals of the Falcons. That would be the
worst career move ever.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
No, the worst career move ever was hiring you.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Yeah, and you know what also isn't realistic, your girlfriend?
Oh now, shut out, He's still going just go.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
You said winning a division title is harder than winning
a super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, bro, super Bowl is only one game. Bro. Yeah,
regular season much longer, bro.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Yee, that makes that makes no sense. I guess I
guess you're gonna say the Steelers had a great season
like the Eagles too, because they're champs too.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Oh yeah, well, on the subject of champs, I hope
you'll get chomped by an alligator.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And you've won a title. Oldest virgin.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Talking about someone who's won a nightle Tony. Guess who's
just booked for next week? The guest super Bowl Hero
Egos legend Nick Forwards guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
To show up. He just said it in the email.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Anyway, amazing you like subscribe, comment on this video though,
you know, make it a smart one not a dog exactly,
and visit the merch store and rate and review on
Apple Podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
You got a lot of work to do.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, anyway, talking about work, Tony, great job by you as.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Always, same to you, Pouie. Another floorless show.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
There you go. We'll see you people next week. See
your
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