April 9, 2026 • 21 mins
After we were exposed to the Rays fan's backside while attempting to catch a foul ball, we decide to cleanse our visual palates with our favorite ass moments. A lineup of athletes with the worst (or greatest) names went viral, so we highlight some of the funniest names in sports. And a new hat promotion with the White Sox has us looking at some of the weakest promotional hat trends out right now
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
The russo ripped and there you are. You're looking at
your life. You wanta be a star? Glrius buns, will
you choose forget them? Ellie chest his ass just lit
your fuse with one shining man, as his cheeks are divine,
(00:33):
with one shining man, as I wish his lutes were
mind with one shining money. All right, what a week
(01:07):
of baseball. We had a fight, We had a full
mood tonight. A lot of mod coverage this week and
some of the best footage not even from Artemis two,
from the Cubs Rays game that was in Tampa this week.
Foul ball and man, that was a lot of ass.
So well, let me tell you an embarrassing yet amiable moment.
(01:27):
Hopefully they could laugh it off at one point like yeah,
my ass was everywhere. Well, baby, I hope you had
a great march manass and oh madness. Let's have a
great April and welcome to over promised episode one thirty five,
our bonus show Coveno and Rich from Fox Sports Radio
Monday through Friday two to four in the West, five
to seven on the East. Everything at Covino and Rich
(01:49):
FSR follow Enjoy the show. Let's go we're gonna talk
about hats.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
We're gonna talk about the worst names in sports, not
just baseball sports.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
We're gonna build a line.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
But we got to talk top Booty moments, because don't
you think you need a cleanse after that, like a
palate cleanser.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
A little palate clons. I think, uh, we're all fan
of Booty, right, Oh yeah, you want to start off
like you're a fan of this woman, because I'm going
to challenge you.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, when you think back to your early days of
relationships and your come up and love of Booty.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Well, we have a theory. First of all, plause. Yeah,
when we were kids, you would go to Spencer's Gifts,
You'd see magazines. It was always about a woman from
the front exactly. And then there came a point in
the Carmen.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Electras, the You're going through the posters, the Jenny McCarthy's,
the Pam Anderson's to Kathy Irelands.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
The Barbie Twins, if we all remember those things.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Booty didn't exist until one of My top moments nineteen
ninety seven, when j Lo portrayed Selena. She's dancing around
that purple outfit.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Bitty bitty bum bum and then j Loo with the
Latin ass explosion started a whole movement. You think this
is the moment.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's one of the moments I remember seeing her in Anaconda.
I'm like, man, something about j Loo that I like a.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Lot, maybe some Destiny's child. I don't think you're ready
for this.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Jelly I give to j Lo, And of course she
opened up the floodgates. She opened up the cheeks to
artists like Beyonce and shut Kibro shook here, Kimmy Cakes,
Kim Kardashian booty became the thing. So the top booty moments,
I'll start off with j Lo because man, or should
(03:30):
I just say Selena?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Because we asked Selena? There might not be a j Loo.
But I think even before that, I know you're Anaconda.
Don't want none unless you got buns on. What about
the Ass and the Sir mix a lot video? Oh
any Meltain, he's standing on Ass Mountain. I think it's
somewhere in Seattle, right, Yes, Sir mix Law was the
first to tell us, but we weren't really listening. Where
(03:51):
were we? I mean some of you were Where is
as Melton? I think it's gotta be he's a Seattle rapper.
But yeah, so we got jay Lo, then her and
Shakira at the Super Bowl. You know, it all culminated there.
We got Sir mix a lot. But even then, when
Sir mix Law was.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Rapping about that song, you were probably still into you know,
the frontals.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I mean, you could do side bends or sit ups.
But please don't lose that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
But asked Mountain, we should go visit one day, Ass Mountain,
another really great ass moment live broadcast.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Let's do it, man, you won the left cheek, me
on the right cheek. That sounds good.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
The year was twenty twenty six, I believe, actually twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
We're in the hell. No, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It was last year, and you and I had the
honors of watching batting practice at the All Star Game
and we saw the Big Dumper live and in person, I.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Mean up close and personal. There we were sweet Dumper
cal rally and I'm like, my goodness, that's what made
it an ass moment. If you remember, he won the
home run derby in Atlanta, it was a great moment
and we were there to witness it, and he sort
of revolutionized the booty in baseball, but honestly jokes aside.
(05:07):
Yeah really, when you're next time you joke with your
buddies at the bar, at a little party watching the game.
Really try to pinpoint the moment where you think men's magazines, culture,
Maxim playboy all in the two thousands is Jalen When
was the switchover from I'll be honest boobs to But
there was there was a distinct moment because truthfully, you
(05:28):
think of some of those early posters magazines, there was
no like me.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It depends what cultures and circles you rock in. First
of all, right, but I'm telling you ninety seven Selena
j Loo started to pop.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
That was the thing. Her booty started to pop.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And by the way, speaking of cal Rowney, if you're
watching the Yankees with me and my girlfriend, all she
talks about is Gean Carlos Stanton's ass. But even this
week rich big week for booties, not only at that
game where man, we all got mooned. By the way,
how embar uh Frankielpenna caught up with pizza girl. You know,
(06:04):
there's pizza companies all over the country that are blowing
up because they're advertising their pizza with pizza cheeks with
girls with big asses. And there's one girl in particular
who started this trend. It's become a trend. Yeah, and
frank mom, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, okay, a little bit of both. I guess she
won the Genetic Lottery.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, won the Genetic Lottery and have to keep up
with it by working out at the gen There has
been threats made to from creepy dudes online to the
pizza store. Yeah, we've been getting a lot of phone calls,
people calling asking for me. We have a guy that
calls constantly.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
What was he saying when you picked? I'm like, hey,
can I get a slice of plane pepperoni and a
slice of cheeks please? But deep of the reality is
and by the way, is anybody who know frankly the
penna's ass is real or not? Because this guy's super
popular on social media, it's got to be fake, right,
I mean, but that guy is really hilarious if you
(07:03):
follow him. But hey, it is the uh the ass
rage that started in the two thousand Yes, but man
asked aside, and what happened at the game this week? Aside?
What was that turning point in reality? And turning point
for you. I'm giving credit. They're Stanton, I'm giving credit
to j Lo. Maybe it's Kim Kardashi, maybe it's Beyonce.
I think it's j Lo. And we all got that
(07:26):
treat when her and Shakira performed together at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So get booty moments. Not for me, well your girlfriend,
Yeah for my girlfriend. So yeah, start doing your squats.
Got to compete in this world of ass that we're
living in. Now, running with the immaturity, because I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Very immature, over promised today.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
What happened at the Cubs Rays game had us laughing
for the last four or five days.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Running with the immaturity. I saw that there was a lineup.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
There was a lineup on social media and it said
the top See there it is the top the worst
names in sports. Now we've all discussed this because we
all collected baseball cars, right, this has been like one
of those now for years people have been like, well,
what's the worst name?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
But someone put together what they thought might have been,
like if you'd make baseball slorts in.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Sports, though not just baseball, the worst names, worst names
in sports. And we'll start off batting first. Kyle Sackrider
you know who's Kyle Sackrider, Michigan State tight end.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Kyle.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I mean that's a real name, mister Sackwriter, Kyle Sackrider
batting number two from the Bullets, Chubby Cox.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
What about from the Kansas City Royals? In the three hole?
Rusty Kots. It's a fan favorite.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, everybody brings this one up anytime you're talking terrible
sports names.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Batting cleanup. Dong Dong. He's a Chinese trampoline four time
metal win so trampoline gymnast, Dong Dong not to be
outdone by Johnny dick shot.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Is that a porn star or a pirate? It's a
great it's a great question.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Uh, Saint Louis batting six? Stubby clap, Stubby clap in
the lineup? What about? Uh? From This is a good one.
Lucius Posse Boozy, Lucius Pusse n i U Huskies linebacker.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
If I'm not mistaken again, this is the wildest names
in sports history. Batting eighth, Ron tug Nut of the Penguins,
Ron tug Nut. That's a good one. That's a good one,
and it's also a great trick if you want to
last longer. Right, Yeah, it's called the Dicky tug.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
And how about this French basketball player makes the line
up Steve ho you fat?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That's how I feel after a few too many donuts.
Steve plays basketball in France, Steve hoe u fat and
batting tenth. I guess in this lineup, cannon Ball Titcomb.
Cannon Ball Titcomb. Now that's a name that's a wild Most.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Of these people just put the emphasis on the last
name differently, just so it's not ridiculous, Like do you
think like Kyle sack Ryder do They was like, it's
Kyle Sakradiller sack Reader. Yeah, like it's not Boner's bonet. Yeah.
I have a couple of personal favorites, but some absolutely
(10:33):
so do I. So we asked you some some wild names,
what comes to mind? But I mean this is more
of just one that my wife can't believe that people
don't laugh at more. I'm like, yeah, I guess we've
seen it for a minute. But New York met Boba sheet.
She's like, no one thinks of Boba fat. I'm like
they did? They do? But part time bounty hunter, part
time Mets baseball player Bobaschett, for sure, the first time
(10:54):
you heard the name like Boba, I had a double
check to see if this one was w NBA Phoenix
Mercury player. Do wanna boner do wanna boner bone?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
But as a kid, where did this immaturity start as
a kid, And it really never left you because you
can't help but notice these names, right, and even when
we're on the radio is a little bit of an
immature juckle every time you see these days. I think
of all the baseball cards that collected and I actually
even saved some because the names were so funny to me,
(11:36):
Like the classic Donassy in my name.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
In my mind he was Donass. You mean don Ass
of the Red Sox, Yeah, don Ass. And Johnny Grubb
I used his name as like, yeah, let's go grub,
like Johnny Johnny Grubb of the Tigers. I mean, And
you know, we're so used to the names, like you said,
Boba Schett, it's almost funny that we forget how funny
Magic Johnson really is. And even Jimmy Johnson Magic Thompson
(12:03):
is a good one. I think you're forgetting a football
player from a few years ago. There he is Lakers
Legends Magic. That's a great bedroom name. Now, you know,
when you are the commander on the field, you're the
quarterback of the team. Has there been a better name?
I mean he never made it further, unfortunately, but you
were a college football quarterback from a couple of years ago,
General Booty. Oh yeah, guy's name was General Booty. I'm
(12:26):
sorry it was a tight end. I thought it was
a quarterback, but general booty tight end even better?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Best. Yeah, that's a great letter for sure. So again
we're back on Booty now.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
But it's an immature, over promised It's the stuff we
can't really discuss on Fox Sports Radio, so we bring
it here and we ask you when it comes to.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
These ridiculous names. First of all, what were the parents thinking? Right,
Sometimes you can't help a ridiculous last name. But like
General Booty, which one's come to mind for you? Hit
us at Covino and Rich at Fox Sports rate you
were always building a new lineup, no doubt. Now, speaking
of a ridiculous week of getting moon at a baseball.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Game, Artemis two, getting real pictures of the moon, the
actual moon, and General Booties. We got an NCAA champion
this week. Ingrats to Michigan, Congrats to Michigan. It was
also like a new trend that I as a hat guy.
I'm a big hat collector. I know we saw the
forty Yankees hats you have, which is do you have
(13:26):
the picture of all my yank That's just my Yankees hats,
and I'm building that collection. Every week I'm buying. I'm
a sucker for these hats. I would try to lighten
that collection. You're building it one head. Those are just
my Yankees hats, and I've I've bought like three or
four since then. Now I don't have a Vikings helmet
or a fez for no apparent reason, but I do
collect hats, and there's keeps that keep thats warm. You
(13:50):
know what. I think this.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Started rich like these ridiculous hats, this new trend, not
my hats. Yeah, I think it started a few years ago.
We were one of the first to talk about it.
I saw it on Shark Tank and I said, believe
it or not, I think this is gonna work.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And it has Noggin Boss. Remember when Noggin Boss was like, yeah,
we got these ridiculous oversized hats and that's how you're
staying out at a ball game. And I'm like it's
the dumbest thing ever, but it's gonna work. Like that's
that's that's Rich's buddy. He's a forty nine Ers fan.
Knocking boss. I think it started here because this week
we've gotten some ridiculous items in the world that have
(14:23):
a lot of teams are announcing their promotional items for
the year. And the Boston Red Sox have country music
hat night and I get a cowboy up country music Boston.
But I don't know, you seem to think this is
a little ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It's atrocious, like the hairline of Scott brocious.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
It's atrocious. It's the weakest thing ever. But I mean,
I get it you wear it for fun, But would
you wear it like in a serious way ever? I mean,
I think it's so funny. Maybe I'm just not ready
for you wear that to a barbecue or something. I
like it. I think it's I don't. I don't unless
you're Kevin Malar. I'm not rocking that hat. What I
do think is whack. Apparently this is a trend going
(15:02):
on in the Dodgers' clubhouse. They haven't made a promotional
night yet, but you know they will. Have you seen
the trends of the Dodgers brimless hat. You said, Fez,
it's almost like a little cap, like a little This
is ridiculous. Edwin Diaz is wearing it, and he's saying
Tannor Scott started it. But Edwin Diaz has gone viral
wearing it, and I'm surprised this is the first time
(15:23):
we're seeing it. But this is because you know a
lot of dudes wear like dou REGs and stuff like that. Like,
I get it. This is ridiculous, though, a brimless hat,
because when you think of the point of a hat
or a baseball cap especially is to keep the shade
out right. So there's that. Would you wear that?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
It makes me think speaking of Dodgers Key k Hernandez,
he wears that special helmet when he pitches and when
he's celebrating, he has just that helmet without the top.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Ridiculous hats. Edwin Diaz is brimless hat. Now this one
it's a no no as a hat guy, and he
saw my Yankees hats. I'm a Yankees fan who lives
in Los Angeles, So if there's anyone that would find
this may be appropriate, it might be me. But I'm
telling you it's not appropriate. It's some sort of crossover
(16:13):
Yankee Dodgers hat. There's a few of them, and there
was one released this week. I think it was my
new arrows, like a brown and gold one. Did you
see that one? It went viral and people are like,
is this okay? Is this an okay move? Is is
there some etiquette that is being broken here? And I'm
here to tell you yes, especially when they're like World
Series rivals, you can't be rocking. You make a choice.
(16:36):
I don't believe in this. That's that's like wearing like
that's what wearing a hat with a Cowboys and forty
nine ers on it. There's no better way to tell
me that you're not a real fan, because there's no
way you could like both. There's just no way. That's
something like something like your girlfriend would wear because she's like,
I'm supporting, but I live in LA Like not your girlfriend,
(16:56):
but like a girlfriend w wear and you're like, what
are we doing with Some.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Dude tried to convince me one time this was okay.
He's like, no, no, you don't get it because I
was born here, so but now I'm I'm like, nah, dude, yo,
you can't. I mean you can. People are buying them.
But I'm here to remind you.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
That you know what I see a lot about here
in LA and I believe it's Culture Kings, which is
a company right that doesn't love Culture Kings. That's where
a lot of those hats are from. The upside down
LA Dodger thing. That's that's the thing that is the
most common hat we see out here in Los Angeles.
I know we we have an audience over the country,
but I'm not mad at that, no either of mine.
But I feel like, more than anything, I see that
(17:33):
upside down logo Dodgers hat everywhere. That's like the most
common hat you see. For some reasons. It's everywhere, Like
you go to the baseball field, the little league field
where I'm coaching pony ball, like everyone's got the upside
down Dodger, but I want to throw one more in there.
This just came down today that the White Sox. Who's
the White Sox, I want to say, biggest fan, maybe
(17:54):
their most holy fan, m the Pope Hope Leo. They're
doing Hope Hat night at the White Sox game. It's
like it's a winter hat, but it looks like the
Pope hat. Oh, I gotta put my glasses on. Face,
put your glass on. Take a look. What do you
think of this one? And it has little dangly things
and dangle things like for like, uh, there's a white
(18:16):
sock on it, hope hat. Oh my god, I don't
even know how I feel about this right now. Now
they're looking at these things. You're making fun, and I'm like,
here's is it fun? Yes, like in the moment, if
we're having fun. The one I hate the most is
the Yankees Dodgers one. Just like beat it with that.
That's because the other ones are gimmicky and fun and playful.
(18:38):
But would you ever really wear that in a serious
way skiing or you're throwing some snowballs your hat. If
you're skiing, you want to stand out and be goofy
people do that. I get it. But yeah, So it's
been a week of like ridiculous hats. Where's it going next?
I don't know, Like there's got it, there's gonna be.
(19:00):
This is a trend, you know how, Like ballparks are
running with crazy food at the ballpark. I think crazy
hats is the gimmick this year. And you know what,
I I'll back up our old pal, Evan Roberts, who
works in New York on WFN. When they do these
promotional nights, you better have enough to give everyone. In fact,
this this Monday, I'm going with my kids to I'm
(19:23):
going with my kids to get a pope had Now
I'm going with my kids to Dodger Stadium. The Mets
are coming to town. And my daughter we're going with like
her friends and the parents because it's Hello Kitty night.
And my wife just texted me and she's like, we
got to get there early because it's only for the
first so many fans, and I'm like, no, no, they
should give that ship to every fan. Well, here's that
walks in the door. The Yoshi Babble had day the
(19:45):
other day and herely people were coming from Japan and
not everyone got one.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Or it's not that everyone should get one kids, it
should be all kids get one, right, And then if
you know it's.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Gonna be aggravating, like all of a sudden, my daughter's
not gonna get a Hello Kitty thing, but I'm going
to see something fat slobing like in the upper.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Deck, like I got my Hello Kitty, Like Hello Kitty
you're hoping his ass falls out and embarrassment because that's
just not appropriate.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
You got to think about what the average you're the
average family. I'm just kidding. The average family is paying
stop it for a family of four group tickets. Right,
You're paying all this money so your nose picking kid
could go there and have a good time, and then
they're sitting there with a sour puss the entire game
you get because they didn't. You've already spent five hundo
(20:33):
tickets at least, and your kid. You're right, your kids
all like grumpy because they don't.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Have their little Hell really four, we're already fans. Look,
I'm already a Yankees fan. You're trying to win over
the next generation. The little kids are.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
To the kids, you got to make sure that before
the forty that was it's usually like the first ten
thousand or whatever. You got to make sure that all
these kids get that hat or get that prize, because
it's not fair to It's really not fair of the kids,
but it's not fair of the adults that just want
their kid to have a good time. Now you get
to sit there with the Brady kid who's pounting the
whole time. So yeah, I'm with you on that, but
(21:06):
I think that we're gonna see more of that this season.
What says you certain? Hello Kitty activation lines, This is
gonna be a nightmare on Monday. He wish me luck everybody.
We'll see you guys later. We'll see you guys tomorrow
on Fox Sports Radio. Anything you want to comment on
some dumb sports names or your favorite asses? Why not
at Kobe don't Rich'll see you guys later. Until then,
(21:27):
aribadar chi baby? Are we their favorite asses?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah? See where the promise land? Good Bye, guys, to
the moon.
The russo ripped and there you are. You're looking at
your life. You wanta be a star? Glrius buns, will
you choose forget them? Ellie chest his ass just lit
your fuse with one shining man, as his cheeks are divine,
(00:33):
with one shining man, as I wish his lutes were
mind with one shining money. All right, what a week
(01:07):
of baseball. We had a fight, We had a full
mood tonight. A lot of mod coverage this week and
some of the best footage not even from Artemis two,
from the Cubs Rays game that was in Tampa this week.
Foul ball and man, that was a lot of ass.
So well, let me tell you an embarrassing yet amiable moment.
(01:27):
Hopefully they could laugh it off at one point like yeah,
my ass was everywhere. Well, baby, I hope you had
a great march manass and oh madness. Let's have a
great April and welcome to over promised episode one thirty five,
our bonus show Coveno and Rich from Fox Sports Radio
Monday through Friday two to four in the West, five
to seven on the East. Everything at Covino and Rich
(01:49):
FSR follow Enjoy the show. Let's go we're gonna talk
about hats.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
We're gonna talk about the worst names in sports, not
just baseball sports.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
We're gonna build a line.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
But we got to talk top Booty moments, because don't
you think you need a cleanse after that, like a
palate cleanser.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
A little palate clons. I think, uh, we're all fan
of Booty, right, Oh yeah, you want to start off
like you're a fan of this woman, because I'm going
to challenge you.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, when you think back to your early days of
relationships and your come up and love of Booty.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Well, we have a theory. First of all, plause. Yeah,
when we were kids, you would go to Spencer's Gifts,
You'd see magazines. It was always about a woman from
the front exactly. And then there came a point in
the Carmen.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Electras, the You're going through the posters, the Jenny McCarthy's,
the Pam Anderson's to Kathy Irelands.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
The Barbie Twins, if we all remember those things.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Booty didn't exist until one of My top moments nineteen
ninety seven, when j Lo portrayed Selena. She's dancing around
that purple outfit.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Bitty bitty bum bum and then j Loo with the
Latin ass explosion started a whole movement. You think this
is the moment.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's one of the moments I remember seeing her in Anaconda.
I'm like, man, something about j Loo that I like a.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Lot, maybe some Destiny's child. I don't think you're ready
for this.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Jelly I give to j Lo, And of course she
opened up the floodgates. She opened up the cheeks to
artists like Beyonce and shut Kibro shook here, Kimmy Cakes,
Kim Kardashian booty became the thing. So the top booty moments,
I'll start off with j Lo because man, or should
(03:30):
I just say Selena?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Because we asked Selena? There might not be a j Loo.
But I think even before that, I know you're Anaconda.
Don't want none unless you got buns on. What about
the Ass and the Sir mix a lot video? Oh
any Meltain, he's standing on Ass Mountain. I think it's
somewhere in Seattle, right, Yes, Sir mix Law was the
first to tell us, but we weren't really listening. Where
(03:51):
were we? I mean some of you were Where is
as Melton? I think it's gotta be he's a Seattle rapper.
But yeah, so we got jay Lo, then her and
Shakira at the Super Bowl. You know, it all culminated there.
We got Sir mix a lot. But even then, when
Sir mix Law was.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Rapping about that song, you were probably still into you know,
the frontals.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I mean, you could do side bends or sit ups.
But please don't lose that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
But asked Mountain, we should go visit one day, Ass Mountain,
another really great ass moment live broadcast.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Let's do it, man, you won the left cheek, me
on the right cheek. That sounds good.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
The year was twenty twenty six, I believe, actually twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
We're in the hell. No, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It was last year, and you and I had the
honors of watching batting practice at the All Star Game
and we saw the Big Dumper live and in person, I.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Mean up close and personal. There we were sweet Dumper
cal rally and I'm like, my goodness, that's what made
it an ass moment. If you remember, he won the
home run derby in Atlanta, it was a great moment
and we were there to witness it, and he sort
of revolutionized the booty in baseball, but honestly jokes aside.
(05:07):
Yeah really, when you're next time you joke with your
buddies at the bar, at a little party watching the game.
Really try to pinpoint the moment where you think men's magazines, culture,
Maxim playboy all in the two thousands is Jalen When
was the switchover from I'll be honest boobs to But
there was there was a distinct moment because truthfully, you
(05:28):
think of some of those early posters magazines, there was
no like me.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It depends what cultures and circles you rock in. First
of all, right, but I'm telling you ninety seven Selena
j Loo started to pop.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
That was the thing. Her booty started to pop.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And by the way, speaking of cal Rowney, if you're
watching the Yankees with me and my girlfriend, all she
talks about is Gean Carlos Stanton's ass. But even this
week rich big week for booties, not only at that
game where man, we all got mooned. By the way,
how embar uh Frankielpenna caught up with pizza girl. You know,
(06:04):
there's pizza companies all over the country that are blowing
up because they're advertising their pizza with pizza cheeks with
girls with big asses. And there's one girl in particular
who started this trend. It's become a trend. Yeah, and
frank mom, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, okay, a little bit of both. I guess she
won the Genetic Lottery.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, won the Genetic Lottery and have to keep up
with it by working out at the gen There has
been threats made to from creepy dudes online to the
pizza store. Yeah, we've been getting a lot of phone calls,
people calling asking for me. We have a guy that
calls constantly.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
What was he saying when you picked? I'm like, hey,
can I get a slice of plane pepperoni and a
slice of cheeks please? But deep of the reality is
and by the way, is anybody who know frankly the
penna's ass is real or not? Because this guy's super
popular on social media, it's got to be fake, right,
I mean, but that guy is really hilarious if you
(07:03):
follow him. But hey, it is the uh the ass
rage that started in the two thousand Yes, but man
asked aside, and what happened at the game this week? Aside?
What was that turning point in reality? And turning point
for you. I'm giving credit. They're Stanton, I'm giving credit
to j Lo. Maybe it's Kim Kardashi, maybe it's Beyonce.
I think it's j Lo. And we all got that
(07:26):
treat when her and Shakira performed together at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So get booty moments. Not for me, well your girlfriend,
Yeah for my girlfriend. So yeah, start doing your squats.
Got to compete in this world of ass that we're
living in. Now, running with the immaturity, because I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Very immature, over promised today.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
What happened at the Cubs Rays game had us laughing
for the last four or five days.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Running with the immaturity. I saw that there was a lineup.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
There was a lineup on social media and it said
the top See there it is the top the worst
names in sports. Now we've all discussed this because we
all collected baseball cars, right, this has been like one
of those now for years people have been like, well,
what's the worst name?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
But someone put together what they thought might have been,
like if you'd make baseball slorts in.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Sports, though not just baseball, the worst names, worst names
in sports. And we'll start off batting first. Kyle Sackrider
you know who's Kyle Sackrider, Michigan State tight end.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Kyle.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I mean that's a real name, mister Sackwriter, Kyle Sackrider
batting number two from the Bullets, Chubby Cox.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
What about from the Kansas City Royals? In the three hole?
Rusty Kots. It's a fan favorite.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, everybody brings this one up anytime you're talking terrible
sports names.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Batting cleanup. Dong Dong. He's a Chinese trampoline four time
metal win so trampoline gymnast, Dong Dong not to be
outdone by Johnny dick shot.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Is that a porn star or a pirate? It's a
great it's a great question.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Uh, Saint Louis batting six? Stubby clap, Stubby clap in
the lineup? What about? Uh? From This is a good one.
Lucius Posse Boozy, Lucius Pusse n i U Huskies linebacker.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
If I'm not mistaken again, this is the wildest names
in sports history. Batting eighth, Ron tug Nut of the Penguins,
Ron tug Nut. That's a good one. That's a good one,
and it's also a great trick if you want to
last longer. Right, Yeah, it's called the Dicky tug.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
And how about this French basketball player makes the line
up Steve ho you fat?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That's how I feel after a few too many donuts.
Steve plays basketball in France, Steve hoe u fat and
batting tenth. I guess in this lineup, cannon Ball Titcomb.
Cannon Ball Titcomb. Now that's a name that's a wild Most.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Of these people just put the emphasis on the last
name differently, just so it's not ridiculous, Like do you
think like Kyle sack Ryder do They was like, it's
Kyle Sakradiller sack Reader. Yeah, like it's not Boner's bonet. Yeah.
I have a couple of personal favorites, but some absolutely
(10:33):
so do I. So we asked you some some wild names,
what comes to mind? But I mean this is more
of just one that my wife can't believe that people
don't laugh at more. I'm like, yeah, I guess we've
seen it for a minute. But New York met Boba sheet.
She's like, no one thinks of Boba fat. I'm like
they did? They do? But part time bounty hunter, part
time Mets baseball player Bobaschett, for sure, the first time
(10:54):
you heard the name like Boba, I had a double
check to see if this one was w NBA Phoenix
Mercury player. Do wanna boner do wanna boner bone?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
But as a kid, where did this immaturity start as
a kid, And it really never left you because you
can't help but notice these names, right, and even when
we're on the radio is a little bit of an
immature juckle every time you see these days. I think
of all the baseball cards that collected and I actually
even saved some because the names were so funny to me,
(11:36):
Like the classic Donassy in my name.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
In my mind he was Donass. You mean don Ass
of the Red Sox, Yeah, don Ass. And Johnny Grubb
I used his name as like, yeah, let's go grub,
like Johnny Johnny Grubb of the Tigers. I mean, And
you know, we're so used to the names, like you said,
Boba Schett, it's almost funny that we forget how funny
Magic Johnson really is. And even Jimmy Johnson Magic Thompson
(12:03):
is a good one. I think you're forgetting a football
player from a few years ago. There he is Lakers
Legends Magic. That's a great bedroom name. Now, you know,
when you are the commander on the field, you're the
quarterback of the team. Has there been a better name?
I mean he never made it further, unfortunately, but you
were a college football quarterback from a couple of years ago,
General Booty. Oh yeah, guy's name was General Booty. I'm
(12:26):
sorry it was a tight end. I thought it was
a quarterback, but general booty tight end even better?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Best. Yeah, that's a great letter for sure. So again
we're back on Booty now.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
But it's an immature, over promised It's the stuff we
can't really discuss on Fox Sports Radio, so we bring
it here and we ask you when it comes to.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
These ridiculous names. First of all, what were the parents thinking? Right,
Sometimes you can't help a ridiculous last name. But like
General Booty, which one's come to mind for you? Hit
us at Covino and Rich at Fox Sports rate you
were always building a new lineup, no doubt. Now, speaking
of a ridiculous week of getting moon at a baseball.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Game, Artemis two, getting real pictures of the moon, the
actual moon, and General Booties. We got an NCAA champion
this week. Ingrats to Michigan, Congrats to Michigan. It was
also like a new trend that I as a hat guy.
I'm a big hat collector. I know we saw the
forty Yankees hats you have, which is do you have
(13:26):
the picture of all my yank That's just my Yankees hats,
and I'm building that collection. Every week I'm buying. I'm
a sucker for these hats. I would try to lighten
that collection. You're building it one head. Those are just
my Yankees hats, and I've I've bought like three or
four since then. Now I don't have a Vikings helmet
or a fez for no apparent reason, but I do
collect hats, and there's keeps that keep thats warm. You
(13:50):
know what. I think this.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Started rich like these ridiculous hats, this new trend, not
my hats. Yeah, I think it started a few years ago.
We were one of the first to talk about it.
I saw it on Shark Tank and I said, believe
it or not, I think this is gonna work.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And it has Noggin Boss. Remember when Noggin Boss was like, yeah,
we got these ridiculous oversized hats and that's how you're
staying out at a ball game. And I'm like it's
the dumbest thing ever, but it's gonna work. Like that's
that's that's Rich's buddy. He's a forty nine Ers fan.
Knocking boss. I think it started here because this week
we've gotten some ridiculous items in the world that have
(14:23):
a lot of teams are announcing their promotional items for
the year. And the Boston Red Sox have country music
hat night and I get a cowboy up country music Boston.
But I don't know, you seem to think this is
a little ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It's atrocious, like the hairline of Scott brocious.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
It's atrocious. It's the weakest thing ever. But I mean,
I get it you wear it for fun, But would
you wear it like in a serious way ever? I mean,
I think it's so funny. Maybe I'm just not ready
for you wear that to a barbecue or something. I
like it. I think it's I don't. I don't unless
you're Kevin Malar. I'm not rocking that hat. What I
do think is whack. Apparently this is a trend going
(15:02):
on in the Dodgers' clubhouse. They haven't made a promotional
night yet, but you know they will. Have you seen
the trends of the Dodgers brimless hat. You said, Fez,
it's almost like a little cap, like a little This
is ridiculous. Edwin Diaz is wearing it, and he's saying
Tannor Scott started it. But Edwin Diaz has gone viral
wearing it, and I'm surprised this is the first time
(15:23):
we're seeing it. But this is because you know a
lot of dudes wear like dou REGs and stuff like that. Like,
I get it. This is ridiculous, though, a brimless hat,
because when you think of the point of a hat
or a baseball cap especially is to keep the shade
out right. So there's that. Would you wear that?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
It makes me think speaking of Dodgers Key k Hernandez,
he wears that special helmet when he pitches and when
he's celebrating, he has just that helmet without the top.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Ridiculous hats. Edwin Diaz is brimless hat. Now this one
it's a no no as a hat guy, and he
saw my Yankees hats. I'm a Yankees fan who lives
in Los Angeles, So if there's anyone that would find
this may be appropriate, it might be me. But I'm
telling you it's not appropriate. It's some sort of crossover
(16:13):
Yankee Dodgers hat. There's a few of them, and there
was one released this week. I think it was my
new arrows, like a brown and gold one. Did you
see that one? It went viral and people are like,
is this okay? Is this an okay move? Is is
there some etiquette that is being broken here? And I'm
here to tell you yes, especially when they're like World
Series rivals, you can't be rocking. You make a choice.
(16:36):
I don't believe in this. That's that's like wearing like
that's what wearing a hat with a Cowboys and forty
nine ers on it. There's no better way to tell
me that you're not a real fan, because there's no
way you could like both. There's just no way. That's
something like something like your girlfriend would wear because she's like,
I'm supporting, but I live in LA Like not your girlfriend,
(16:56):
but like a girlfriend w wear and you're like, what
are we doing with Some.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Dude tried to convince me one time this was okay.
He's like, no, no, you don't get it because I
was born here, so but now I'm I'm like, nah, dude, yo,
you can't. I mean you can. People are buying them.
But I'm here to remind you.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
That you know what I see a lot about here
in LA and I believe it's Culture Kings, which is
a company right that doesn't love Culture Kings. That's where
a lot of those hats are from. The upside down
LA Dodger thing. That's that's the thing that is the
most common hat we see out here in Los Angeles.
I know we we have an audience over the country,
but I'm not mad at that, no either of mine.
But I feel like, more than anything, I see that
(17:33):
upside down logo Dodgers hat everywhere. That's like the most
common hat you see. For some reasons. It's everywhere, Like
you go to the baseball field, the little league field
where I'm coaching pony ball, like everyone's got the upside
down Dodger, but I want to throw one more in there.
This just came down today that the White Sox. Who's
the White Sox, I want to say, biggest fan, maybe
(17:54):
their most holy fan, m the Pope Hope Leo. They're
doing Hope Hat night at the White Sox game. It's
like it's a winter hat, but it looks like the
Pope hat. Oh, I gotta put my glasses on. Face,
put your glass on. Take a look. What do you
think of this one? And it has little dangly things
and dangle things like for like, uh, there's a white
(18:16):
sock on it, hope hat. Oh my god, I don't
even know how I feel about this right now. Now
they're looking at these things. You're making fun, and I'm like,
here's is it fun? Yes, like in the moment, if
we're having fun. The one I hate the most is
the Yankees Dodgers one. Just like beat it with that.
That's because the other ones are gimmicky and fun and playful.
(18:38):
But would you ever really wear that in a serious
way skiing or you're throwing some snowballs your hat. If
you're skiing, you want to stand out and be goofy
people do that. I get it. But yeah, So it's
been a week of like ridiculous hats. Where's it going next?
I don't know, Like there's got it, there's gonna be.
(19:00):
This is a trend, you know how, Like ballparks are
running with crazy food at the ballpark. I think crazy
hats is the gimmick this year. And you know what,
I I'll back up our old pal, Evan Roberts, who
works in New York on WFN. When they do these
promotional nights, you better have enough to give everyone. In fact,
this this Monday, I'm going with my kids to I'm
(19:23):
going with my kids to get a pope had Now
I'm going with my kids to Dodger Stadium. The Mets
are coming to town. And my daughter we're going with like
her friends and the parents because it's Hello Kitty night.
And my wife just texted me and she's like, we
got to get there early because it's only for the
first so many fans, and I'm like, no, no, they
should give that ship to every fan. Well, here's that
walks in the door. The Yoshi Babble had day the
(19:45):
other day and herely people were coming from Japan and
not everyone got one.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Or it's not that everyone should get one kids, it
should be all kids get one, right, And then if
you know it's.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Gonna be aggravating, like all of a sudden, my daughter's
not gonna get a Hello Kitty thing, but I'm going
to see something fat slobing like in the upper.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Deck, like I got my Hello Kitty, Like Hello Kitty
you're hoping his ass falls out and embarrassment because that's
just not appropriate.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
You got to think about what the average you're the
average family. I'm just kidding. The average family is paying
stop it for a family of four group tickets. Right,
You're paying all this money so your nose picking kid
could go there and have a good time, and then
they're sitting there with a sour puss the entire game
you get because they didn't. You've already spent five hundo
(20:33):
tickets at least, and your kid. You're right, your kids
all like grumpy because they don't.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Have their little Hell really four, we're already fans. Look,
I'm already a Yankees fan. You're trying to win over
the next generation. The little kids are.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
To the kids, you got to make sure that before
the forty that was it's usually like the first ten
thousand or whatever. You got to make sure that all
these kids get that hat or get that prize, because
it's not fair to It's really not fair of the kids,
but it's not fair of the adults that just want
their kid to have a good time. Now you get
to sit there with the Brady kid who's pounting the
whole time. So yeah, I'm with you on that, but
(21:06):
I think that we're gonna see more of that this season.
What says you certain? Hello Kitty activation lines, This is
gonna be a nightmare on Monday. He wish me luck everybody.
We'll see you guys later. We'll see you guys tomorrow
on Fox Sports Radio. Anything you want to comment on
some dumb sports names or your favorite asses? Why not
at Kobe don't Rich'll see you guys later. Until then,
(21:27):
aribadar chi baby? Are we their favorite asses?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah? See where the promise land? Good Bye, guys, to
the moon.
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