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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kabbooms.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the
rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.
The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard starts right now in.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
The air everywhere.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Mather and Danny g
Radio A Happy Saturday to you. The twenty ninth day
of November. Rivalry weekend continuing in college football today, watched
what I watched out with Texas Texas A and M
watched a little bit of that game on Friday, the
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Mississippi Mississippi Steak and the Egg Bowl.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Watched that. In the NFL, we'll start with the NF.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Let's get be a very sporty fifth hour podcast, A
very sporty fifth hour podcast. We've got on this one,
disco Hulkemania, and ain't no fun if the.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Homies can't have none.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
And we'll combine all of these things together, and we
are going to meditate, because what else are you supposed
to do on a Saturday, But we'll start with this
in Philadelphia, PA, the Delaware Valley, the et A, G
L E S.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Eagles su c K suck Suck suck.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yes, they got smashed by the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Stump Bears.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Bears getting it done yesterday on Black Friday, a twenty
four to fifteen final, as Chicago converting almost sixty percent
of their third down plays, They were two for three
in the red zone, and they win a game where
Caleb Williams was terrible because they had multiple running backs
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that went over one hundred and twenty five yards. It
was like a throwback for the Bears. As Caleb Williams
was terrible. It didn't matter. The Bears won anyway in
dominating fashion. Their defense, which had been so bad against
the run, held Sequon Barkley down. Of course, he only
had thirteen attempts in that game. But don't bury the lead.
(02:27):
My man won't bear the lead. So the Eagles coach
Nick Sirianni. Did you see what he said after the game? No? Okay,
So Sirianni said that while they will evaluate everything in Philadelphia,
he will be staying with offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo as
the play caller, Sirianni saying, quote, this is the greatest
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team sport there is and it is never about one person.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Close quote. So that is a good jumping off point.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Let us discuss the question, can you explain why Nick
Sirianni refused to consider even the thought of changing the
Eagles play caller?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So on this one, it's rather simple, right.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
This is like saying, hey, listen, we really got to
clean the house. I want to clean the entire house. Okay,
you want to clean the entire house. That's great, let's
clean the entire house. Okay, we're gonna do it, but
we're not touching the kitchen, the bathroom or the living room.
We don't want to do that. But what you said
you wanted to clean the entire house, It's like, well
that's kind of important.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, I just don't want to do it. What are
we even doing? This is football spin class, is what
it is.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Everything's on the table, Every possibility is on the table
in Philly except the one thing, the one thing that
clearly needs to actually be on the table, which makes this,
to use one of our classic mallarisms, it's coach speak.
Cotton candy like you're get in the summer at the
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State Fair, get that cotton candy and it looks.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh man, it's a big. Look at that, what a
deal like?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
And then you're like, well, it's just spung sugar and
it looks big, but there's no substance. Philadelphia has been
outscored forty eight to fifteen in the last six quarters
since they blew that twenty one to nothing lead to
the Dallas Cowboys. They got thrown into the wood chipper
by the Bears, of all things, the Chicago Bears, who
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are now nine to three on the season, although most
of those wins have been nail biers, not this game
on Black Friday. And now Nick Sirianni's got that everything's fine,
don't worry. He's got that look on his face. He's
got that kind of grin thing going on, like he's
(04:46):
hosting HGTV and advice from the upper balcony. Here, buddy,
but it bety. This ain't a renovation show. It's not
we're not renovating. We're doing the demo, is what we're doing.
The Bears ran the ball like they had resurrected Walter
Payton Sweetness in a secret basement lab somewhere somewhere, far
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far away. Forty seven carries two hundred and eighty one
yards for the Chicago Bears, a couple of rushing touchdowns.
They had two guys go over one hundred and twenty
five yards, averaging six yards per rush. That is not
a defensive front in Philly. That was an open toll booth.
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Good luck. You couldn't You couldn't have planned it worse
for the Philadelphia defense in this game because Camvib Williams
was not very good. He completed less than fifty percent
of his passes, he had an interception in the game.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It was not very good and it didn't matter.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Because the Eagles defensively allowed the Chicago Bears to run
it right down their throat and it was ridiculous. You
could have driven the Malard Moobe two point zero through
those running lanes without slowing down. And then you also
have Jalen Hurts for Philadelphia right now, He's not Superman.
He's Clark Kent without the glasses, and he's just nothing special.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
He's just a dude, not the dude. He's just a dude.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Your garden variety mortal quarterback, quarterbacking with practice squad results
right now for Jalen Hurts, in fact, what's my evidence.
Let's go last four games. Jalen Hurts has averaged six
and a half yards per past seven is average. He's
below average, completing fifty nine percent of his passes that
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ain't good, has a passer rating of eighty five. That's
not elite. That's Marriott Lobby is what that is. You're
in the Marriott Lobby. Quarterback club is what you are.
So it's is it panic at the disco? It's panic
at the Batulo disco. The offensive coordinator and you know
they had high hopes. They had high hopes and now
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they're living the death of a Bachelor champion is what
they're doing here. And Nick Siriani another example. This guy
is not leading his team. He's riding shotgun with no GPS.
He's a show pony who needs a perfect weather situation
to succeed. And now I want to say perfect weather,
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I mean everything's gonna be right, relatively healthy, getting along
with each other. You throw a thunderstorm in there, right,
you throw a thunderstorm in there. And Nick Siriani is
the guy hiding behind the vending machine. He's sucking his thumb,
is what he's doing. And you know what this is.
This is it's the Malard Milk Carton moment, is what
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it is. You look at the Eagles offense, and we've
seen them a lot. They're the defending, reigning champion and
all that. But you look at the Eagles offense, you say,
have you seen this unit?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
The last last time we saw them really clicking.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Was Week eight? Was Week eight, And reward has been
offered if you find the Eagles offense now. Nick Sirianni
says they're evaluating everything. But again, for those of you
in the back of the room that are a little late,
guess what if he doesn't start evaluating Sirianni the play calling,
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the owner will start evaluating him. So this is not
fly Egles fly on the road to Victor Ree anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
It's not that.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
It's this is fry egles fry. Because you can't handle
success the Eagles fan base booing them and emptying out
all those people in Philadelphia that mocked the Dodger fans
for leaving early. That stadium was empty by the time
Al Michaels signed off on that broadcast, it was empty.
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With the Capitol League now flipping the page. Here Part
two of this.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Fifth Hour Malor monologue.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Extensive edition of The Fifth Hour with Me and Danny
g So. After the Bears upset the Eagles in convincing
fashion and it was not really all that close. The
Bears were in control late in the game, and so
the Eagles go down, we talked about what's going on
with Nick Siohanni. But on the side of the Bears
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first year coach Ben Johnson. Ben Johnson performing one of
his electrifying locker room hype speeches become a weekly ritual,
always recorded for social media, and it was one of
those moments that leaves you wondering how he has a voice. Afterwards,
but he added a different twist, a little funny twist
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to this week. I don't know if you saw it
or not, when as he was giving his postgame speech,
he ripped off his shirt in what seemed to be a.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
First for the team.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I don't recall my Ditka ever doing that back in
the day, or any of the other Bears coaches we've had.
So Indeed, as Ben Johnson was working up to a lather,
get himself worked into a tizzy, he did indeed pull
his shirt over his head.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
The players around him are opted.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
The locker room was howling, excited cheers and streams. The
bear chested coach right in the middle of the locker
room and.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You look at that groove and it was like, oh man.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
And then came the standard good, better, best rallying cry
from Ben Johnson and just a little less dressed than
he normally is. Now that postgame reaction has been well
dissected since the Bears game ended with the Eagles. I
know Lucky Tony very excited. The Bears are kicking some
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ass right now. So the fact that the Bears coach
Ben Johnson decided to become a Chippendale's dancer, that is
a good jumping off point. So let us discuss the question.
This actually came from p one Mike who emailed me
late last night and Mike said, hey, what about this?
And his question was, did the Chicago coach Ben Johnson
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jinks the Bears season with his shirt off celebration? I
have a satin night john On all right, So to
say that the Bears jinx their entire season because Ben
Johnson decided that he wanted to take his shirt off.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I'm gonna go no way on that. Absolutely not. This
is not a curse. It is not. In fact, I
would argue that it.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Is civic service for the good people of Chicago. You
don't jinx the season when you're getting a free hot dog.
And we've learned since that game ended yesterday that the
mom and pop Wiener's Circle shop to restaurant Wiener Circle
in Chicago, it's on the north side, knocked the part
of town and they literally promised three winners if Ben
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Johnson went shirtless, and he's now gone shirtless. So that's
not a curse. That is public charity is what that is.
It's community outreach. That's the Windy City stimulus package. So again,
you don't jinx a season, you ignite this season. This
was hul Comania. It was hull Comania territory, the late
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great Hall Cogan, the guy ripped the shirt the Bears
coach like he was about to go tag team with
macho man and slide into a slim gym guy and
the only thing missing was the right index finger to
the ear, the classic Hull Cogan.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I can't hear you gesture.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
So if you want superstition and you want karma and
all that. That's fine. I'm not against those things. They
make for good talk radio. You win football games, though,
and this big a movement, Capital M becomes a movement,
Capital M energy, full frontal commitment, and Johnson is all
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of that.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
He's all of that.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Ben Johnson's got this good, better, best speech which has
turned into a bit of a cultural ritual in the
football world. It came, we are told, from his high
school days at AC Reynolds, and now the Bears at
the pro.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Level are living it.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
It's kind of like their pledge of allegiance good, better, best,
never let it rest. They're chanting it like they're about
to stampede, similar to the wildebeast in the Lion King.
And so it's working. They're hitting on all cylinders. And
when the Bears win, like they did yesterday on Black Friday,
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Ben Johnson conducts that speech like he he's a conductor
at the Chicago Symphony. And when they lose, he risked
becoming a viral me. Remember the Chargers coach Brandon Staley
was doing yoga stretches before kickoff and they recorded it
and Brian my branded Staley rather has really not gotten
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any any serious interest as a head coach because of that.
And there's a thin line between motivation and mockery. They
both start with M and O and after that they go.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Their separate ways.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
And so Ben Johnson's walking walking this motivation and mockery
like it's a tightrope and he's the tightrope artist over Lake,
Michigan in a blizzard. So at this moment, this was
I file this one in the basket. If you look
at the basket, what was in the basket? If you
look at the basket, I file this one in the
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shirtless swagger basket.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
This was blue.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Collar Glenn, blue collar glamour. This was the full embodiment
of every Chicago construction worker who eats a beef sandwich
at seven in the morning and then for lunch, but
they have lunch at like ten thirty. They have the
deep dish Chicago pizza and then they have dessert. They
have that great popcorn, which tree in Chicago knows all about.
(15:21):
That's the move here. So listen, this was what the
Bears want to become. Was it a little cheesy, a
little corny shure, But it's fun. They're winning, And as
long as you're winning, the whole stadium is going to
get bear chested in January at Soldier Field, it'll.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Be the Lambeau meets Marty Gras scene.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Frostbite is the free giveaway meets euphoria, which is also
a giveaway should you actually get into the stadium. So
this guy is a man of the people, man of
the people. He's not coaching football leading a revolution of
pork passion and pigskin.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
That's PPP.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
And you don't jinx your season for Michael and the rest.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Of you think, oh my god, I can't believe it.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Did You don't jinx your season when the team's laughing,
bonding and celebray good times.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
They're celebrating good times. You don't ruin the magic when.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
You're leaning in to the abracadabra, the hocus pocus. That
locker room was not tense. It was alive with energy.
It was alive with energy, and players respond to that.
And it's not analytics, And no, you shouldn't have done that.
You shouldn't have played that guy because of the analytics.
This is humans being bros, humans being bros. And let's
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be real, Chicago has not had this kind of charisma.
I know they got to the Super Bowl with the
Rex Grossman, but they've not had this kind of suit
of charisma since Mike Ditka removed his his with two
fingers in the old stop at on National TV. And
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that is personality football. We just saw the moment in
which the Bears coach Ben Johnson, good old Ben Johnson,
became an internet legend. Johnson is throwing gasoline on the bonfire.
And if the fire gets too big, okay, fine, you
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don't want it to get too big. It shouldn't get
too big. Better to burn out, right than fade away
you want to burn out, and worst case scenarios like hey, hey,
at least you got a free hot dog. At least
she got a free hot dog. Congratulations, We're happy for you.
So Ben Johnson trying to feed Chicago one shirtless video
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clip at a time.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
That's it, all right.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Meanwhile, we head back to college football. Old Miss head
coach Lane Kiffen expected to make a decision later today.
He confronted a reporter someone named Ben not me, Ben Garrett,
not Ben Gay, Ben Garrett of something called the Old
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Miss Spirit, which sounds like it's a riveting magazine newspaper.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
All that stuff. So it's very very very interesting.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Anyway, So Lane Keivin confronted this guy regarding some offensive
remarks made on his podcast amid the rumors that Lane
Kivin's going to leave Oxford for Baton Rouge. The moment
happened just minutes after Old Miss had closed its regular
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season with a thirty eight nineteen nineteen victory over Mississippi
State the Egg Bowl. The game, there was a fight
in the thing and right there boom and so there
are they locked in? Are they?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Are they a playoff team? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
The Rebels, who were seventh in the college football playoff
ranking are now eleven and one. Now later today, at
some point, probably earlier in the day than late, Lane
Kiffin is going to take out the trash a little
Saturday news conference and the expectation is that Lane will
take advantage of that escape portal and he gone, He's
out of here, see you later, bye bye. So that
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is a good jumping off point. Everyone's japping about this.
Let us discuss the question. Here's the question. What stood
out to you about Lane Kiffin's hulla balloo with the.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Old Miss reporter?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
All of this over social media presence and whatnot. So
the question here is what stood out to you about
Lane Kiffin's hulla balloo with the the Old Miss Reporter.
So we've got ourselves here a real Southern fried soap opera,
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and this is one that did not come with commercial breaks.
All miss regular season did not end when the clock
hit zero zero zero zero to infinity and beyond, and
so you've got you've got this back and forth thing
going on.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I think it's I think it's freaking great.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
I absolutely love it. It is wonderful, wonderful, wonderful right there.
I mean the regular season, as we say, it's over
for Old Miss. But this is this is cinema. You
got Lane Kiffin there, visor on white hoodie, surrounded by
five fully uniformed Mississippi State troopers like he was John Gottie,
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and he spotted the reporter and decided, you know what,
I'm gonna be mean, Gene Oakland, I'm gonna be Bobby
the Marain Heat and I'm gonna do a wrestling promo
from back in the day. And as the reporter, this
guy Ben Garrett from something called The Old Miss Spirit.
We're not sure what that is, but the kid Froz
and I've actually been there. I relate to this story
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because I've had this happen to me where I've gotten
confronted and when you're a young enough guy, you don't
really know what to do. You're like, oh oh oh boy,
uh oh yeah. So yet you have that And he
did freeze like he was this guy Ben Garrett, the
reporter froze like he was a wood frog in winter
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hibernation mode, shut down sequence, initiated all that stuff, and
so you respart. No fight, no pushback, no quick thinking,
just a lot of puddles, a lot of puddles out
there for Lane Kiffin. And then, like so many do today,
the reporter ran not to the tunnel. He didn't run
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to try to find a number to apologize to.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
The so and so.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
No.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
What sparked this a line from this guy's podcast about
Lane Kiffin. The guy he gets does some podcasts and said,
can't turn a hoe into a housewife. How hose rather
hose don't act right?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
So pece a while. Lane was offended by this. But
here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Now, it's not just any kind of jabber. That is
a direct lyric from Snoop Doggy Dog and Nate dogg
the classic West Coast anthem. Ain't no fun if the
homies can't have none. So there is that, uh. And
it was a nineties staple, is what it was. But
Lane Kiffen heard it differently. Good old Lane, stay eating y'all. Lane,
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he heard it differently. He got some word from someone
that they called him a ho. And moments after the
egg Bowl win, there and some are saying the biggest
egg Bowl win over arrival in their rivalry game in
Old Miss history. So Lane storms right to the locker
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room and then he got distracted and says, you know,
want to walk in here and call me a hoe, pointing.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Towards the locker room. We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
And in that cartoon bubble above my head, I stood
up and I applauded again. Content that is cinema is
what that is, and it's going to be old news.
The reason I brought this up and I brought up
the Friday NFL game is one of the advantags you
have doing a podcast every day is you don't have
to worry about trying to squeeze everything in and because
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every day is unique, every day is unique. But we
have a unique setup here where we are able to
give you content that other shows cannot.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Give you cannot give you. It's just just the way
it is.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
And so we put this thing together here on the
fifth hour to embrace this because we know we're not
going to be able to really enjoy it with other
things going on over the course of the weekend. But
by confronting the reporter, keep just again keeping the real.
By confronting the reporter, Lane Kiffn did not just respond,
He gave that fledgling podcast a free Times Square, billboard,
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National Audio, Advertising and television, Old school Media, all those
big media companies. Before the show, maybe seventeen to twenty
people had heard of the podcast. One of them was
probably the host mom, another was a cousin, two others
were third cousins. And then there was a stray raccoon
(24:29):
that was quietly chewing through some.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Kind of pipe. I don't know what that was. And
that is the new Moxie two point zero.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
So thanks to Lane again for going professional wrestling at
the podium. This kid's just been given billboard placement in
midtown Manhattan without having to pay a nickel or a dime,
not a dimeback, not a dime and that's the irony.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Lane Kiffin meant to bury the reporter.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Instead, he marked it, marketed him, voted him, and turned
him into a trending topic. He did, in the words
of a disgraced infomercial ceo, there is no such thing
as bad publicity, just billboards in Times Square you did
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not save to pay for.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
So someone clearly.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Has an axe to grind with Lane Kiff and has
been a lot of hatchet jobs on Lane, a lot
of body blow, body blow, body blow, body blow and
all that stuff. So listen, Lane, he is what his
resume says he is. You look at his Wikipedia page
and it's it's not great.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
It's it's not great. And it's like, you.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Know, there's no such thing as bad publicity, just billboards,
as we said, And and someone clearly whispered it into
the year. And I don't know what what was whispberd,
but one of those Hey, hey, Lane, man, did you
hear what they said?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
You did you hear?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Why?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I No, I didn't hear what they said about me.
Well I'll wait till you hear this.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
And then then Lane kiffn lifelong football gypsy, by the way,
notorious program hopper hoppity hop being no mad with a
headset and he's got a losing memory. It'll be close
to home. Lane Kiffin allergic to staying put. It's another
thing you learned about Alane Kiffin coach team. There's a
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lot of movement, and he bails like a tenant who
found out that rent is going up, and so you
just kind of vacate the premises.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
And that's the reputation.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Now as far as the whole remark as we can
break that down, that is just gasoline thrown on a
coaching fire that's already been burning for twenty years. Fresno State,
USC Alabama a FAU now old miss and next a
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mystery team.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
We love the mystery team. We live for the mystery team.
The coaching carousel goes round and round and round and
round and round and round and around.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
And will they find a job when it all stops?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
All stops?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
And we'll see the coaching carousel in its natural habitat.
It's like a dessert to a lizard. It's just lizards love.
They love desserts, they do. But here's the kicker. This
whole moment tells you something about college football. If you
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didn't already know in modern times, coaches have egos the size.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Of SEC stadiums. All right.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
The reporters, though, they do need to do better. That
reporter should have answered back to Lane Kiffen with one
line and one line only, don't hate the player, Lane
gotta hate the game. That would have been a walk off,
a mic drop, that's the SoundBite for social media. Instead
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he said nothing. And so what we did is we
just filled in the blanks. That's what we're doing on
the Fifth Hour podcast. We're filling in the blanks. But
the bottom liner, Lane Kiffin isn't mad at the reporter.
It just looked like he was mad at the reporter.
He's mad at his reputation. Because if you don't care
about your reputation, if there's no validity to it, then
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who cares.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
But he obviously cares. He knows what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
And so the podcast, whatever the name of it, it
didn't wind him up. It exposed Pete Carroll. It exposed him.
Pete Carroll exposed Lane Kiffin, not Pete Carroll, but it
exposed Lane Kiffin right because he you know, he might
confront LSU boosters later today. There's a lot of chatter
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overnight that who knows what's gonna happen when the sun rises,
but that Lane's gonna leave for LSU and all that stuff.
And so if he leaves, if he does leave, old miss,
that line about the hoe will be child's play to
the digital lynch mob. I promise you beach all right,
(29:13):
we'll get out on that. Have a wonderful Saturday here,
enjoy the holiday.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Weekend here as you're right in the middle of it.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Got another day today and tomorrow, and then back to
the salt mines, back to the sweatshop, and as Danny
would say, later, skater asta pasta boom shaka laka.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Okay, next time, next time, my Felacia
Kabbooms.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the
rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.
The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard starts right now in.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
The air everywhere.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Mather and Danny g
Radio A Happy Saturday to you. The twenty ninth day
of November. Rivalry weekend continuing in college football today, watched
what I watched out with Texas Texas A and M
watched a little bit of that game on Friday, the
(00:54):
Mississippi Mississippi Steak and the Egg Bowl.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Watched that. In the NFL, we'll start with the NF.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Let's get be a very sporty fifth hour podcast, A
very sporty fifth hour podcast. We've got on this one,
disco Hulkemania, and ain't no fun if the.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Homies can't have none.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
And we'll combine all of these things together, and we
are going to meditate, because what else are you supposed
to do on a Saturday, But we'll start with this
in Philadelphia, PA, the Delaware Valley, the et A, G
L E S.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Eagles su c K suck Suck suck.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yes, they got smashed by the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Stump Bears.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Bears getting it done yesterday on Black Friday, a twenty
four to fifteen final, as Chicago converting almost sixty percent
of their third down plays, They were two for three
in the red zone, and they win a game where
Caleb Williams was terrible because they had multiple running backs
(02:06):
that went over one hundred and twenty five yards. It
was like a throwback for the Bears. As Caleb Williams
was terrible. It didn't matter. The Bears won anyway in
dominating fashion. Their defense, which had been so bad against
the run, held Sequon Barkley down. Of course, he only
had thirteen attempts in that game. But don't bury the lead.
(02:27):
My man won't bear the lead. So the Eagles coach
Nick Sirianni. Did you see what he said after the game? No? Okay,
So Sirianni said that while they will evaluate everything in Philadelphia,
he will be staying with offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo as
the play caller, Sirianni saying, quote, this is the greatest
(02:50):
team sport there is and it is never about one person.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Close quote. So that is a good jumping off point.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Let us discuss the question, can you explain why Nick
Sirianni refused to consider even the thought of changing the
Eagles play caller?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So on this one, it's rather simple, right.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
This is like saying, hey, listen, we really got to
clean the house. I want to clean the entire house. Okay,
you want to clean the entire house. That's great, let's
clean the entire house. Okay, we're gonna do it, but
we're not touching the kitchen, the bathroom or the living room.
We don't want to do that. But what you said
you wanted to clean the entire house, It's like, well
that's kind of important.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, I just don't want to do it. What are
we even doing? This is football spin class, is what
it is.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Everything's on the table, Every possibility is on the table
in Philly except the one thing, the one thing that
clearly needs to actually be on the table, which makes this,
to use one of our classic mallarisms, it's coach speak.
Cotton candy like you're get in the summer at the
(03:58):
State Fair, get that cotton candy and it looks.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh man, it's a big. Look at that, what a
deal like?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
And then you're like, well, it's just spung sugar and
it looks big, but there's no substance. Philadelphia has been
outscored forty eight to fifteen in the last six quarters
since they blew that twenty one to nothing lead to
the Dallas Cowboys. They got thrown into the wood chipper
by the Bears, of all things, the Chicago Bears, who
(04:26):
are now nine to three on the season, although most
of those wins have been nail biers, not this game
on Black Friday. And now Nick Sirianni's got that everything's fine,
don't worry. He's got that look on his face. He's
got that kind of grin thing going on, like he's
(04:46):
hosting HGTV and advice from the upper balcony. Here, buddy,
but it bety. This ain't a renovation show. It's not
we're not renovating. We're doing the demo, is what we're doing.
The Bears ran the ball like they had resurrected Walter
Payton Sweetness in a secret basement lab somewhere somewhere, far
(05:11):
far away. Forty seven carries two hundred and eighty one
yards for the Chicago Bears, a couple of rushing touchdowns.
They had two guys go over one hundred and twenty
five yards, averaging six yards per rush. That is not
a defensive front in Philly. That was an open toll booth.
(05:33):
Good luck. You couldn't You couldn't have planned it worse
for the Philadelphia defense in this game because Camvib Williams
was not very good. He completed less than fifty percent
of his passes, he had an interception in the game.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It was not very good and it didn't matter.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Because the Eagles defensively allowed the Chicago Bears to run
it right down their throat and it was ridiculous. You
could have driven the Malard Moobe two point zero through
those running lanes without slowing down. And then you also
have Jalen Hurts for Philadelphia right now, He's not Superman.
He's Clark Kent without the glasses, and he's just nothing special.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
He's just a dude, not the dude. He's just a dude.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Your garden variety mortal quarterback, quarterbacking with practice squad results
right now for Jalen Hurts, in fact, what's my evidence.
Let's go last four games. Jalen Hurts has averaged six
and a half yards per past seven is average. He's
below average, completing fifty nine percent of his passes that
(06:38):
ain't good, has a passer rating of eighty five. That's
not elite. That's Marriott Lobby is what that is. You're
in the Marriott Lobby. Quarterback club is what you are.
So it's is it panic at the disco? It's panic
at the Batulo disco. The offensive coordinator and you know
they had high hopes. They had high hopes and now
(06:59):
they're living the death of a Bachelor champion is what
they're doing here. And Nick Siriani another example. This guy
is not leading his team. He's riding shotgun with no GPS.
He's a show pony who needs a perfect weather situation
to succeed. And now I want to say perfect weather,
(07:20):
I mean everything's gonna be right, relatively healthy, getting along
with each other. You throw a thunderstorm in there, right,
you throw a thunderstorm in there. And Nick Siriani is
the guy hiding behind the vending machine. He's sucking his thumb,
is what he's doing. And you know what this is.
This is it's the Malard Milk Carton moment, is what
(07:42):
it is. You look at the Eagles offense, and we've
seen them a lot. They're the defending, reigning champion and
all that. But you look at the Eagles offense, you say,
have you seen this unit?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
The last last time we saw them really clicking.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Was Week eight? Was Week eight, And reward has been
offered if you find the Eagles offense now. Nick Sirianni
says they're evaluating everything. But again, for those of you
in the back of the room that are a little late,
guess what if he doesn't start evaluating Sirianni the play calling,
(08:17):
the owner will start evaluating him. So this is not
fly Egles fly on the road to Victor Ree anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
It's not that.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
It's this is fry egles fry. Because you can't handle
success the Eagles fan base booing them and emptying out
all those people in Philadelphia that mocked the Dodger fans
for leaving early. That stadium was empty by the time
Al Michaels signed off on that broadcast, it was empty.
(08:51):
With the Capitol League now flipping the page. Here Part
two of this.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Fifth Hour Malor monologue.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Extensive edition of The Fifth Hour with Me and Danny
g So. After the Bears upset the Eagles in convincing
fashion and it was not really all that close. The
Bears were in control late in the game, and so
the Eagles go down, we talked about what's going on
with Nick Siohanni. But on the side of the Bears
(09:20):
first year coach Ben Johnson. Ben Johnson performing one of
his electrifying locker room hype speeches become a weekly ritual,
always recorded for social media, and it was one of
those moments that leaves you wondering how he has a voice. Afterwards,
but he added a different twist, a little funny twist
(09:43):
to this week. I don't know if you saw it
or not, when as he was giving his postgame speech,
he ripped off his shirt in what seemed to be a.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
First for the team.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I don't recall my Ditka ever doing that back in
the day, or any of the other Bears coaches we've had.
So Indeed, as Ben Johnson was working up to a lather,
get himself worked into a tizzy, he did indeed pull
his shirt over his head.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
The players around him are opted.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
The locker room was howling, excited cheers and streams. The
bear chested coach right in the middle of the locker
room and.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You look at that groove and it was like, oh man.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
And then came the standard good, better, best rallying cry
from Ben Johnson and just a little less dressed than
he normally is. Now that postgame reaction has been well
dissected since the Bears game ended with the Eagles. I
know Lucky Tony very excited. The Bears are kicking some
(10:53):
ass right now. So the fact that the Bears coach
Ben Johnson decided to become a Chippendale's dancer, that is
a good jumping off point. So let us discuss the question.
This actually came from p one Mike who emailed me
late last night and Mike said, hey, what about this?
And his question was, did the Chicago coach Ben Johnson
(11:17):
jinks the Bears season with his shirt off celebration? I
have a satin night john On all right, So to
say that the Bears jinx their entire season because Ben
Johnson decided that he wanted to take his shirt off.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I'm gonna go no way on that. Absolutely not. This
is not a curse. It is not. In fact, I
would argue that it.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Is civic service for the good people of Chicago. You
don't jinx the season when you're getting a free hot dog.
And we've learned since that game ended yesterday that the
mom and pop Wiener's Circle shop to restaurant Wiener Circle
in Chicago, it's on the north side, knocked the part
of town and they literally promised three winners if Ben
(12:05):
Johnson went shirtless, and he's now gone shirtless. So that's
not a curse. That is public charity is what that is.
It's community outreach. That's the Windy City stimulus package. So again,
you don't jinx a season, you ignite this season. This
was hul Comania. It was hull Comania territory, the late
(12:28):
great Hall Cogan, the guy ripped the shirt the Bears
coach like he was about to go tag team with
macho man and slide into a slim gym guy and
the only thing missing was the right index finger to
the ear, the classic Hull Cogan.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I can't hear you gesture.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
So if you want superstition and you want karma and
all that. That's fine. I'm not against those things. They
make for good talk radio. You win football games, though,
and this big a movement, Capital M becomes a movement,
Capital M energy, full frontal commitment, and Johnson is all
(13:13):
of that.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
He's all of that.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Ben Johnson's got this good, better, best speech which has
turned into a bit of a cultural ritual in the
football world. It came, we are told, from his high
school days at AC Reynolds, and now the Bears at
the pro.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Level are living it.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
It's kind of like their pledge of allegiance good, better, best,
never let it rest. They're chanting it like they're about
to stampede, similar to the wildebeast in the Lion King.
And so it's working. They're hitting on all cylinders. And
when the Bears win, like they did yesterday on Black Friday,
(13:56):
Ben Johnson conducts that speech like he he's a conductor
at the Chicago Symphony. And when they lose, he risked
becoming a viral me. Remember the Chargers coach Brandon Staley
was doing yoga stretches before kickoff and they recorded it
and Brian my branded Staley rather has really not gotten
(14:17):
any any serious interest as a head coach because of that.
And there's a thin line between motivation and mockery. They
both start with M and O and after that they go.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Their separate ways.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
And so Ben Johnson's walking walking this motivation and mockery
like it's a tightrope and he's the tightrope artist over Lake,
Michigan in a blizzard. So at this moment, this was
I file this one in the basket. If you look
at the basket, what was in the basket? If you
look at the basket, I file this one in the
(14:54):
shirtless swagger basket.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
This was blue.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Collar Glenn, blue collar glamour. This was the full embodiment
of every Chicago construction worker who eats a beef sandwich
at seven in the morning and then for lunch, but
they have lunch at like ten thirty. They have the
deep dish Chicago pizza and then they have dessert. They
have that great popcorn, which tree in Chicago knows all about.
(15:21):
That's the move here. So listen, this was what the
Bears want to become. Was it a little cheesy, a
little corny shure, But it's fun. They're winning, And as
long as you're winning, the whole stadium is going to
get bear chested in January at Soldier Field, it'll.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Be the Lambeau meets Marty Gras scene.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Frostbite is the free giveaway meets euphoria, which is also
a giveaway should you actually get into the stadium. So
this guy is a man of the people, man of
the people. He's not coaching football leading a revolution of
pork passion and pigskin.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
That's PPP.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
And you don't jinx your season for Michael and the rest.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Of you think, oh my god, I can't believe it.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Did You don't jinx your season when the team's laughing,
bonding and celebray good times.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
They're celebrating good times. You don't ruin the magic when.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
You're leaning in to the abracadabra, the hocus pocus. That
locker room was not tense. It was alive with energy.
It was alive with energy, and players respond to that.
And it's not analytics, And no, you shouldn't have done that.
You shouldn't have played that guy because of the analytics.
This is humans being bros, humans being bros. And let's
(16:44):
be real, Chicago has not had this kind of charisma.
I know they got to the Super Bowl with the
Rex Grossman, but they've not had this kind of suit
of charisma since Mike Ditka removed his his with two
fingers in the old stop at on National TV. And
(17:05):
that is personality football. We just saw the moment in
which the Bears coach Ben Johnson, good old Ben Johnson,
became an internet legend. Johnson is throwing gasoline on the bonfire.
And if the fire gets too big, okay, fine, you
(17:26):
don't want it to get too big. It shouldn't get
too big. Better to burn out, right than fade away
you want to burn out, and worst case scenarios like hey, hey,
at least you got a free hot dog. At least
she got a free hot dog. Congratulations, We're happy for you.
So Ben Johnson trying to feed Chicago one shirtless video
(17:47):
clip at a time.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
That's it, all right.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Meanwhile, we head back to college football. Old Miss head
coach Lane Kiffen expected to make a decision later today.
He confronted a reporter someone named Ben not me, Ben Garrett,
not Ben Gay, Ben Garrett of something called the Old
(18:10):
Miss Spirit, which sounds like it's a riveting magazine newspaper.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
All that stuff. So it's very very very interesting.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Anyway, So Lane Keivin confronted this guy regarding some offensive
remarks made on his podcast amid the rumors that Lane
Kivin's going to leave Oxford for Baton Rouge. The moment
happened just minutes after Old Miss had closed its regular
(18:39):
season with a thirty eight nineteen nineteen victory over Mississippi
State the Egg Bowl. The game, there was a fight
in the thing and right there boom and so there
are they locked in? Are they?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Are they a playoff team? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
The Rebels, who were seventh in the college football playoff
ranking are now eleven and one. Now later today, at
some point, probably earlier in the day than late, Lane
Kiffin is going to take out the trash a little
Saturday news conference and the expectation is that Lane will
take advantage of that escape portal and he gone, He's
out of here, see you later, bye bye. So that
(19:17):
is a good jumping off point. Everyone's japping about this.
Let us discuss the question. Here's the question. What stood
out to you about Lane Kiffin's hulla balloo with the.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Old Miss reporter?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
All of this over social media presence and whatnot. So
the question here is what stood out to you about
Lane Kiffin's hulla balloo with the the Old Miss Reporter.
So we've got ourselves here a real Southern fried soap opera,
(19:55):
and this is one that did not come with commercial breaks.
All miss regular season did not end when the clock
hit zero zero zero zero to infinity and beyond, and
so you've got you've got this back and forth thing
going on.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I think it's I think it's freaking great.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
I absolutely love it. It is wonderful, wonderful, wonderful right there.
I mean the regular season, as we say, it's over
for Old Miss. But this is this is cinema. You
got Lane Kiffin there, visor on white hoodie, surrounded by
five fully uniformed Mississippi State troopers like he was John Gottie,
(20:42):
and he spotted the reporter and decided, you know what,
I'm gonna be mean, Gene Oakland, I'm gonna be Bobby
the Marain Heat and I'm gonna do a wrestling promo
from back in the day. And as the reporter, this
guy Ben Garrett from something called The Old Miss Spirit.
We're not sure what that is, but the kid Froz
and I've actually been there. I relate to this story
(21:02):
because I've had this happen to me where I've gotten
confronted and when you're a young enough guy, you don't
really know what to do. You're like, oh oh oh boy,
uh oh yeah. So yet you have that And he
did freeze like he was this guy Ben Garrett, the
reporter froze like he was a wood frog in winter
(21:23):
hibernation mode, shut down sequence, initiated all that stuff, and
so you respart. No fight, no pushback, no quick thinking,
just a lot of puddles, a lot of puddles out
there for Lane Kiffin. And then, like so many do today,
the reporter ran not to the tunnel. He didn't run
(21:44):
to try to find a number to apologize to.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
The so and so.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
No.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
What sparked this a line from this guy's podcast about
Lane Kiffin. The guy he gets does some podcasts and said,
can't turn a hoe into a housewife. How hose rather
hose don't act right?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
So pece a while. Lane was offended by this. But
here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Now, it's not just any kind of jabber. That is
a direct lyric from Snoop Doggy Dog and Nate dogg
the classic West Coast anthem. Ain't no fun if the
homies can't have none. So there is that, uh. And
it was a nineties staple, is what it was. But
Lane Kiffen heard it differently. Good old Lane, stay eating y'all. Lane,
(22:33):
he heard it differently. He got some word from someone
that they called him a ho. And moments after the
egg Bowl win, there and some are saying the biggest
egg Bowl win over arrival in their rivalry game in
Old Miss history. So Lane storms right to the locker
(22:56):
room and then he got distracted and says, you know,
want to walk in here and call me a hoe, pointing.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Towards the locker room. We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
And in that cartoon bubble above my head, I stood
up and I applauded again. Content that is cinema is
what that is, and it's going to be old news.
The reason I brought this up and I brought up
the Friday NFL game is one of the advantags you
have doing a podcast every day is you don't have
to worry about trying to squeeze everything in and because
(23:28):
every day is unique, every day is unique. But we
have a unique setup here where we are able to
give you content that other shows cannot.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Give you cannot give you. It's just just the way
it is.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
And so we put this thing together here on the
fifth hour to embrace this because we know we're not
going to be able to really enjoy it with other
things going on over the course of the weekend. But
by confronting the reporter, keep just again keeping the real.
By confronting the reporter, Lane Kiffn did not just respond,
He gave that fledgling podcast a free Times Square, billboard,
(24:07):
National Audio, Advertising and television, Old school Media, all those
big media companies. Before the show, maybe seventeen to twenty
people had heard of the podcast. One of them was
probably the host mom, another was a cousin, two others
were third cousins. And then there was a stray raccoon
(24:29):
that was quietly chewing through some.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Kind of pipe. I don't know what that was. And
that is the new Moxie two point zero.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
So thanks to Lane again for going professional wrestling at
the podium. This kid's just been given billboard placement in
midtown Manhattan without having to pay a nickel or a dime,
not a dimeback, not a dime and that's the irony.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Lane Kiffin meant to bury the reporter.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Instead, he marked it, marketed him, voted him, and turned
him into a trending topic. He did, in the words
of a disgraced infomercial ceo, there is no such thing
as bad publicity, just billboards in Times Square you did
(25:16):
not save to pay for.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
So someone clearly.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Has an axe to grind with Lane Kiff and has
been a lot of hatchet jobs on Lane, a lot
of body blow, body blow, body blow, body blow and
all that stuff. So listen, Lane, he is what his
resume says he is. You look at his Wikipedia page
and it's it's not great.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
It's it's not great. And it's like, you.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Know, there's no such thing as bad publicity, just billboards,
as we said, And and someone clearly whispered it into
the year. And I don't know what what was whispberd,
but one of those Hey, hey, Lane, man, did you
hear what they said?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
You did you hear?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Why?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I No, I didn't hear what they said about me.
Well I'll wait till you hear this.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
And then then Lane kiffn lifelong football gypsy, by the way,
notorious program hopper hoppity hop being no mad with a
headset and he's got a losing memory. It'll be close
to home. Lane Kiffin allergic to staying put. It's another
thing you learned about Alane Kiffin coach team. There's a
(26:26):
lot of movement, and he bails like a tenant who
found out that rent is going up, and so you
just kind of vacate the premises.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
And that's the reputation.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Now as far as the whole remark as we can
break that down, that is just gasoline thrown on a
coaching fire that's already been burning for twenty years. Fresno State,
USC Alabama a FAU now old miss and next a
(26:57):
mystery team.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
We love the mystery team. We live for the mystery team.
The coaching carousel goes round and round and round and
round and round and round and around.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
And will they find a job when it all stops?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
All stops?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
And we'll see the coaching carousel in its natural habitat.
It's like a dessert to a lizard. It's just lizards love.
They love desserts, they do. But here's the kicker. This
whole moment tells you something about college football. If you
(27:35):
didn't already know in modern times, coaches have egos the size.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Of SEC stadiums. All right.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
The reporters, though, they do need to do better. That
reporter should have answered back to Lane Kiffen with one
line and one line only, don't hate the player, Lane
gotta hate the game. That would have been a walk off,
a mic drop, that's the SoundBite for social media. Instead
(28:05):
he said nothing. And so what we did is we
just filled in the blanks. That's what we're doing on
the Fifth Hour podcast. We're filling in the blanks. But
the bottom liner, Lane Kiffin isn't mad at the reporter.
It just looked like he was mad at the reporter.
He's mad at his reputation. Because if you don't care
about your reputation, if there's no validity to it, then
(28:26):
who cares.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
But he obviously cares. He knows what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
And so the podcast, whatever the name of it, it
didn't wind him up. It exposed Pete Carroll. It exposed him.
Pete Carroll exposed Lane Kiffin, not Pete Carroll, but it
exposed Lane Kiffin right because he you know, he might
confront LSU boosters later today. There's a lot of chatter
(28:52):
overnight that who knows what's gonna happen when the sun rises,
but that Lane's gonna leave for LSU and all that stuff.
And so if he leaves, if he does leave, old miss,
that line about the hoe will be child's play to
the digital lynch mob. I promise you beach all right,
(29:13):
we'll get out on that. Have a wonderful Saturday here,
enjoy the holiday.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Weekend here as you're right in the middle of it.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Got another day today and tomorrow, and then back to
the salt mines, back to the sweatshop, and as Danny
would say, later, skater asta pasta boom shaka laka.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Okay, next time, next time, my Felacia
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If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.