April 12, 2026 • 46 mins
Ben Maller has Mail Bag fun for your Sunday! Ben is back in the audio dojo with a Sunday special Mailbag. He is joined by Maller Militia Brigadier General, Terry in England, a legendary show contributor since 2017, to answer questions from the P1s.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kabboobs.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
of the old Republic, a sol fastion of fairness. He
treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
The clearing House of Hot takes break free for something special.
The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
The air everywhere.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
The Fifth Hour with Me Ben Maller and the Sunday
Sunday mail Bag is upon us the magical time. And
now last week we had a special visit from Robbie,
the Mariner fan, who I thought absolutely killed it.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I thought Robbie just dominated the mail bag. It was great.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Now we are going to have at some point here's
someone in the Danny g chair, and it might even
happen more likely than not, next weekend. In the meantime,
we have a mail bag to do today, and so
I thought, who better to bring in than a person
that has busted my balls thousands.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Of miles away for many, many years.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
We now go to the international line on the Fifth
Hour Podcast mail Bag and you know him, you love.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Him, Terry from England. Hello, Terry H. Terry.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
If I was any better, I would be outside, but
I'm I'm sitting in front of a microphone and I
do I do want to thank you because of the
time difference in the time that we're doing this, it
is a this is.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
A weird hour really for you more than me. For you.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah, I mean to coin a phrase, if I was
any better, I'll be in bed.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
With the dedication they and I would like to point
out that now, Terry, you you've been listening for the backstory.
I know your story a little bit, but I obviously
don't know your story, and I think a lot of
what you do. You'll send me something busting my chops
on X and then I'll read it on the show
and stuff. So you your name is known, but you've
been listening for a number of years. When did you
(02:14):
start listening and how did you find the nonsense that
we do here?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Well, I started listening in early twenty seventeen. Up until then,
I'd been trying to find different sports radio stations life
from the States because we don't have anything over here's garbage.
The stuff we get is rubbish, and the coverage of
American sport over is even worse, even though the NFL
(02:41):
has its own you know, provider over here. It's absolutely appalling.
So I was trying to find things. I've been listening
to American radio since I was a lad. I think
I've told you in the past that I did radiometer exam.
I discovered it through radio as a boy. Blah blah
blah blah blah. Anywayenty seventeen and I can. I'm to
(03:03):
say that I haven't missed a single hour. I did
the WEI stuff and all that lot of you transmitting
since you've been on so twenty seventeen, I started listening
and I've not missed a show since.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Well, it's great, and you if you listen to those
WEI shows. You remember when Food Picks started with marta date.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Remember that.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Marcel used to call up. He still does.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
He has nothing to say, and Marcel called up. I
was doing this stuff at EI around Red Sox games
and he called me up one night. I had nothing
to say, and I was just like, oh my god,
this is terrible. So I was like, what do you
have for dinner? And then he said Chef boy Ard,
And then I think I said, that's authentic Italian food
like you get, and he of course agreed with me.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Terry, remember he's oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, I mean he's a bit of a character. But yeah,
I'll reserve. I'll reserve making comment because I don't want
to get in any trouble.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
So how about we get now, not a list, but
Terry's big board of your least favorite callers for the show.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
My least favorite?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
How long?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
How long have you got?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
It's only it's only a thirty minute podcast we only have.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
We'll just leave it at that.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Then, I've not got a list.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I know there's only a few that you like. I
know that only.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I mean, it's just part of life rich tapestry, isn't it.
You've got to put up with those that you don't
like to get to the to get the jet diamonds
in the roof. So I think there's a few people
that waste waste the time. I like Jed, who fled.
I think he's funny. I think he could do a
sixty minute podcast in half an hour with Jed, So
I think you'd be all right.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, well, Jeed's the only one. You only like Jed?
What about what?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
No, no, not at all. I like, I like lots
of the others.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I like.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
The one legged man from Alabama. I like like flexis like.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
What about what about Lucky Tony who calls up?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
And ye, Lucky Tony's all right? Yes? And jeffs I
don't mind him, Yeah, he's okay. I like Robbie when
he rings up and he doesn't ring up very much.
He probably can't reach the phone run properly. Justin Justin
used to ring up until he until he picked the
wrong body up.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And right, that's right. He hasn't called in a long time.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Just justin picking the wrong body.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I'll still laugh at that every day.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What a way to lose a job, right, can.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
You imagine being the blogs family.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Those of not remembers. That was years ago.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
So Justin in Cincinnati, he he got a job who
he was driving around for like a mortuary. He was
picking up by the people that died at hospitals and
taking him.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
To the to the thing.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
And he he went to pick up the body I
guess he was supposed to pick up.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I think it was a white guy, and I.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Don't know which way around it was, but he got
the color of the guy wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
He ended up picking did you do that? Well, I
think it's fair to say, Terry, he did not check
the body.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I think, you know, it's like Haz in Minnesota would
have checked it very properly.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
We haven't. We haven't heard from him in a while.
I wonder what happened to Hazes and Minnesota.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
He's probably he's probably blocked up somewhere. He's probably got
prison as any cellar or something. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
But yeah, remember he called up with some Germany last
the last cause he made there's some German woman that
he put on.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
That's right, Yeah, he had had this German woman.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
What was that Olga or something wasn't I can't remember yet,
didn't get I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Did he say she was going to come on and
speak or.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she was going to come on there.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
And then I don't know, he was on hold of
a couple of months ago, but he didn't stay on
and he hung up, so he didn't get him on.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
But I got heard from him in a while.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
So no, And then there was that character from Miami
no sorry not Miami, Hawaii rang up and said he
was going to do the world record for this.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, that guy completely vanished.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, he said, who's going to do it?
Speaker 5 (07:19):
And he promised it and everything and then just gone
nothing exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, yeah, like what happened to that guy?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Like like and he he calls up for that gag
lasted like a month, like he at least a month,
and then he just vanished out of you.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Know, Roberto called it, didn't he said, this guy is
never going to come, come, come with it, and he didn't.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Remember the we had back to back what was the
guy from Red Breast Paul we had read?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, what what was his catchphrase? The guy's a bum?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah? That guy?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh that was the other the other guy, remember the
guy he was not from. I think he was near Paul,
but he called up the same night. He was a
limo driver and he was really good and then yeah, yeah,
he also disappeared.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
He called he was really good for a couple of
nights and then vanished.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
It happens.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
All right, Well, let's get to the mailbag. Ohio, get
me in the move.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's all right now, Terry.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Let me let me point out here that the if
you missed it, we have the Malor meet greet on
the Friday podcast. We have all the details in Ohio
for the Malor meet and greet. We are going to
be there coming up less than two weeks. In Cincinnati.
We're gonna be well in that area Newport, Kentucky, right
across a mile away from where the Reds play, So.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
We'll we'll do that, have a good time.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
So all the details there are gonna be a Pizza
Rea there in Newport, Kentucky. Details on the Fifth Hour
podcast back on Friday. All right, Scott from Florida writes
in and he says, Hey, Ben, there's a rumor that
there are secret underground tunnels in Los Angeles for the
rich to drive around.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
What say you?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
It makes sense to me, and it's not that crazy.
A literal underground economy from Scott from Florida. Yeah, Derek,
go ahead.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
He sat on the Olo geographic fault. I can't imagine
that underground would be would be a good idea in
a fault areaakes every day.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean if you you'd have to
build it, uh strong. No, like this kind of stuff
I don't buy because somebody would have put photos out
and you know everyone's got a cell phone with cameras
and all that. So I oh, Eon Musk said he
could build a tunnel between San Francis.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I think he said from San Francisco to LA. He
could do for like a third of the cost. They're
trying to build this train terry from LA to.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
San Francisco, and they said this week it would cost
one hundred and twenty three billion dollars I believe was
the number to finished.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
We've had one going on for years over here on
the West coast. They call it HS two. God knows
how much money it's costs. It's still not rare, it's
still not there. But it's supposed to take me ten
minutes off a journey from Manchester to London. And it's
costing billions and until damage to the environment. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Well it's always but Terry is always like well because
you can get free money, government money, right, so people
keep the price is going.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Up and up and up and up and up and
up and up out anyway, I like the conspiracy, Scott Scott.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I'd like I know there are places in LA like
underground tunnels from the old days prohibition downtown LA. There's
some famous tunnels they used back when they were hauling
whiskey underneath LA and they actually had a rapid transit
briefly was around one hundred not one hundred years ago.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
But maybe eighty years ago. So there are some tunnels.
But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Buy that Flaco Bob from Rio Rico, Arizona rights and
I've never heard of Rio Rico. I don't know where
that is. I know the state, but I don't know.
I've never heard that. I guess it's near Tucson, he says, Ben,
not that I'm going to try, so your job is safe.
I was just wondering how many man hours producing a
one hour podcast takes. He says, thanks for getting me
(11:32):
through my last ten years of overnight work. Sorry I
missed you at Baker to Vegas. I'll join my team
next year if you're going back, he said. There's a
waffle house in Tucson that.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Would be perfect for the Arizona meat and greet. That's
from Flacco Bob.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I'm not sure if we're gonna be a Baker to
Vegas next year. My wife didn't seem too excited to
be going back.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
He was very hot. Somebody died there. It was crazy.
I figure we'll be back at some point, if not
next year. In the next couple of years.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
So as far as producing the podcast, it should not
take that long.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
It should be something where if you know what you're doing,
you can do it pretty quick. I don't. I'm not
sure exactly like the time on that And Terry, have
you ever heard of waffle house?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Have you ever experienced? I know you're obviously. Have you
been to the United States, Terry?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Have you been over there?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I've been. I came to Seattle. I've been to Seattle
once for the NFC Championship game a few years ago,
when Richard Sherman screamed at Aaron Andrews.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
You remember that, I do remember.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Yeah, But I literally flew in over a weekend and
flew back again.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
So I was there for that game. But that's the
only time I've heard of what follows. I've never been
in one.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Well, really miss it out unless you're not.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yeah, I'm sure I am here.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And how did you pick the
forty nine ers? By the way, what happened there here?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Forty Well it is I'm going to give me age
away here, know.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Ben, I know you were as a kid. They were good?
Is that why?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Kind of But it was it was before they were
good when they first started showing the NFL over it
was about nineteen eighty.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Two, and I think Washington, I will how to say
Redskins I am anyway, I know you're not Redskins. The
Redskins were like the popular team over here. And I
was looking for somebody because I always been a bit
I go against the grain kind of thing. I'm a
bit of an undermining character, if that makes any sense.
And the forty nine ers were garbage. They were rubbish.
(13:38):
They'd just been batted in nineteen eighty one, I think.
And so a friend of mine who was also interested,
we were listened on the radio at the time, we
decided we'd go with the forty nine ers. So that's
why it was.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
And then of course Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, John Taylor
all happened and the rest is history kind of thing.
So it's from there.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Really pretty good timing.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
You picked just before they had about fifteen years of
greatness the forty nine ers.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah they did. Yeah, Yeah, George Sefett got a good deal,
didn't they.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
My first year in radio, I worked at a station
in San Diego commercial radio, and the Chargers got to
the Super Bowl and they played the forty nine ers
and were the biggest underdog in Super Bowl history. That
was the Steve Young forty nine ers in the ninety
ninety four I think on yeah, yeah, and the game
(14:27):
went about about as well as it was supposed to go.
The Niners kicked the Chargers that took us, they just
killed them, so it was it was lopsided. Bob also Flackobob,
I don't know about Tucson waffle House. However, there is
going to be a BUCkies, which we love. The closest
BUCkies to La is going to open up in the
Phoenix area in Goodyear, Arizona, and that'll be this summer.
(14:51):
So I'm trying to convince Terry, my wife, to go
to Arizona. It's I know, you guys don't do degrees,
but it's a gonna be one.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Hundred and twenty degrees there. It's there for like two months.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
It's one hundred twenty degrees in July and August, and
we're thinking about going. I'm trying to get her to
go over there at least for a day, just to
go to BUCkies.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
So that's what you're trying to trying to fryer or
something was.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
We got air conditioning, you know, why not?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
You know, the car just we'll run out of the
car going to BUCkies, you get a sandwich and go home.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
You know, I thought you I thought. I think he
suddenly turned into into haze and we're going to cut
in her up.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
And yes, I'm gonna turn the microwave on.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Neil writes in from Parts on Known, He says ben
Uh got permission to join the Malor and Militia back
in March. I am a car guy. My dad had
a car dealership. But what was done to your car
for twenty thousand dollars that I did to misunderstand? Yeah,
it was not my car, Neil. That was moving man
Matt from Boston. His truck in the shop in Texas
(15:53):
and to repair his big rig was twenty thousand dollars.
Also got some news here, Terry. It sounds it's like
the moving man will not be able to make the
Boston meet and greet. Now he's got the Malord mobile
billboard with Yeah, it's pretty cool. He's been to our
studio a couple of times with his dog Louis, and
his daughter has an event in Washington, d C. So
(16:16):
I don't think he's gonna be able to make it,
which is disappointing, but that happens, and so we'll just.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Have to depress on.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Hopefully he'll come out and visit us again, but it
sounds like he's not going to be there. So that's
the deal. Neil and car dealerships. I was told Terry
in England, who's with us on the mailbag. I was
told a while back that the way to make tons
of cash is these athletes. If you own a couple
of car dealerships, it's a license to print money. I'm
(16:46):
not sure exactly how it works. I haven't gone too
deep into the weeds on that. Just owning a car dealership,
and a lot of it I've been told Terry is
the You don't make the money selling the cars.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
You make it well, no, not the tax. You make
the money repairing the cars.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
All right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
They all have repair shops and that is where they
gouge people.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
That I thought of you yesterday. Actually, Ben, I was
listening to another podcast, want me to name it or not,
it doesn't matter. Yeah, have you heard a Sean Ryan
Shawn Ryan podcast? It was his anyway, former Navy seal
and he was talking to a guy who about war
zones and things like that. But this guy he had
(17:29):
on was was talking about his business. And his business
can convert normal cars to armored vehicles, so it can army.
He can fully got a vehicle up to whatever level.
For thirty five thirty five grand, you can have an
armored vehicle. You can have your car down fully sorted
so you'll never get shot. There you go. I thought
(17:51):
it might be in the in the in the north woods.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Ben, Yeah, well you never know. Are you concerned, Terry?
Have you thought about maybe?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Is?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Now do you live? I know you live far away.
When Americans think of.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Oh yeah, London's London's England.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah exactly, they don't then. But you're out in the country, right,
you're out. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
So if you've heard of if you've heard of Blackpool,
have you heard of that? Not really, it's the seaside,
but it's up on the northwest coast anyway. So I'm
about five hours drive from London. Okay, okay, so to
the northwest.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Well, if you want to fly somewhere like is how
far is the big airport from you?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Manchester? I'd fly from to fly. To fly to America,
I'd have to go to London Heathrow. I think. I
think there is some schedule flights out of Manchester, but
most of them, most of them are all out of
London Heathrow.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
As far as like shopping, we of course in America
have these giant stores like Costco and Walmart and things
like that. You're where you are, what do you go
to a small neighborhood store.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Do you have big stores there?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
We have big stores, but our local Costco is probably
about forty miles away. But in all almost it's no
cheaper than just going to the local supermarket we have.
We have the odd mill and stuff like that. But no,
it's just like a normal town. So the town where
I live, just outside, just outside Preston, we have like
two or three big supermarkets, a normal, normal sort of shops.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
What's the population? Population is about one hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Okay, that's a good size. Did you grow up in
that town or did you grow up.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I grew up. I grew up in the next town
along about five miles away, place called Chorley.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
They say most people live within fifty miles of where
they were born.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Oh yeah, definitely, I do there. Yeah, i've been. I've been.
Italy is a favorite place of mine. I've been being
most of Europe. And that's about it.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Really. My wife wants to go to Italy. What's your
favorite place in Italy?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Oh, there's so many ben Okay, the Maufi Coast, Venice,
Venice's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I want to see the coast. I heard Venice. It's
not it's too terroisty, that's what I heard.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Well, yeah, you've got to. I first went to Venice
on a day trip when I was staying in a
resort nearby, and I fell in love with it. It's fantastic.
And then I did I added a ten day trip
to Venice, stayed in the middle and it's fantastic. The sneak.
The way to play Venice is to go when the
(20:23):
is to get out before the tourist ships land, so
you can get in all the places, do everything you
want to do before the land. That's about ten am.
So if you get out your hotel by about half
past eight eight o'clock, all the places are open, there's
no cues, no nothing, and by four pm all the
cruise ships are going again. So you've got the place
(20:44):
to yourself in the evening. It's a fantastic. It's a
lovely place, but you need a week to see it all.
It's not just sent Mark's Square, and there's loads of it.
It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
The closest I've been to is a hotel in Vegas
that has the canals.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah, well right, wash, Michael be swimming in there. That's
where we want to be, swimming in the canals of Ny.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
How great was that call this week from from he h.
I don't know if you heard it, because I know
your your schedules all messed up. But he he calls up, he's, oh, yeah,
we hadn't heard from I thought he was dead again.
I was like, oh crap. And and he's forty five
days in rehab. Within thirty minutes he was drinking again.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
So so just amazing. Reggie from Detroit writes.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
In on the mail Bag with our buddy Year, we
got the great Terry from England. Joiners on the mail
bag here the Sunday edition, Reggie writes, and.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
He says, uh been.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
A fifty one year old YouTuber has been accused of
pepper spraying people to try to get views online and
he's facing jail time and a lawsuit.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Why would why would this you know, why would this
guy do?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
He sent me this story here. Well, I mean, Reggie's
it's a horrible question. It's all about trying to get
famous in the matrix. That's all about man terry. Are
you trying to get famous in the matrix?
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Are you trying to be absolutely not? Absolutely not? Definitely.
I want a peaceful life. Then I'm a bit of
an introvert, and yeah, I'm very happy walking out on
the hills with me dog, my dogs and my partner
and that I'm quite happy doing that coastal walking out
on the eils. That's fine by me. I don't want
any matrix stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah, So this guy's a YouTuber is he was going
around pepper spring random?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
How do you end up in that spot where're.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Like, you know what I'm gonna do today, I'm gonna
go out and just randomly pepper spray people to get
reactions what I wanted.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I mean, you get over here the prosecuting people for saying, hey,
Eiti words on the on the online pepper spray.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Oh yeah, what's going on in your country? By the way, Well,
so we're going to put a stop to that, Terry.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
My goodness, we could do with borrowing your president for
a while, I think, and let him sort. You know,
we've got the play don't bother coming here, Ben, it's
a it's a dumb it's it's gone.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I have heard terrible like it's it's gone down. Somebody's
got to get in the power there that. There's got
to be somebody that can help turn that around and
make that.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
I mean, I know it's the third rail, my man,
the third rail. I don't want to go down that road.
But it's honestly, it's a mess. It's just unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Yeah, that's unbelievable, disappointing.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
That sucks. It sucks, sucks, sucks. So what else do
we have here? Oh? Here we go, Terry.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Uh. Scientists have discovered a hidden brain switch. This is
from Mike Parts unknown. A hidden brain switch that tells
you to stop eating its Uh. It comes from an
unexpected source. It may come from an unexpected source.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Fan on speed dial a.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Uh, it says, I'm not going to even try to
pronounce this word. But the thing once thought to just
support neurons actually play a key role in controlling hung So.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
All right, okay, well do you think we could get
a brain switch for turning off Andrea?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Ah? Shots fired? Shots are you know she's not going
to read your star chart?
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Now?
Speaker 4 (24:10):
You know that she doesn't read it until after it's happened.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Anyway, all right, there you go.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
See that's why we have Terry on.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
That's this big board right there, Kevin in Alabama rights
and he has been You mentioned a couple of years
ago that you found your wallet was found at a
grocery store and you tried to give some money to
the employee and they wouldn't take the money. I thought
of that when I saw this story. There's a Chick
fil a worker, keV.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
He sent me the story here Terry. So this Chick
fil a worker.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Found ten thousand in a toilet, ten grand in a
toilet and tried to turn down a reward in the bathroom.
There there's ten grand. This happened in North Carolina earlier
this month. Jaden is the person's name. He found almost
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ten thousand dollars in two envelopes while he was cleaning
up a Chick fil A store and they were labeled
bank deposits.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
And anyway, this.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Of course they were labeled bank deposits. Yeah, they were nothing.
There's nothing untoward at all about leaving ten grand in
a toilet.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
He's always walk around with his legs broken anyway, this
says uh.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
The Chick fil A staff and police tried to use
security footage to try to find the rifle owner. They
couldn't identify them. Eventually somebody came forward to It was
like a five hundred dollars reward offered. Anyway, the guy
didn't want to take the reward and all that, so
I my goodness, Wow, he's he quoted the Bible said
(25:58):
it was just a good deed. Yeah, the ten thousand things.
You know, when I was a kid, there was a
legendary story. I grew up in an area with a
lot of farming. Now it's all houses, terry, it's all
been built up in businesses. But when I was a kid,
I was surrounded by orange groves just as far as
you could see, and we used to go out and
play in them. And one of the kids in school
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found a bag filled with cash. When we were kids,
it was like the big thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I remember. I still remember, like, oh my god, this
guy found all this money and stuff, and you know
it's like coke money.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Or something like that, Right, Terry, it's not just I
forgot I forgot my bag of cash and I just
left it in the all right, Frankie writes in from
SoCal says Ben In and Out claims that they will
never offer mobile ordering, and the CEO of In and Out,
(26:53):
which very popular burger place out here, Terry in and Out, Yeah,
says the woman says that the main reason, even though
they can make money on it, they say the experience.
They don't want to give up the experience the customer
has and the smile and the greeting they get when
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they come into In and Out.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
So they're claiming they're not going to ever take mobile.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Or that's one thing I don't get, Terry, and I
don't know how it works where you are. I think
we're kind of around the same age. I think it
might be a little older than me. But I am
amazed at the food delivery situation, Like it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
I don't understand how people do it. I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
It's somewhat it's so expensive to have the food and
I realize a lot of the guys that listen to
the show live are delivering food. But it just it
blows me away because it's like it's you already have
just go to the drive through or whatever. We have
fast food places everywhere here, or just go pick up
the food or make it.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I like making it myself now.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
But yeah, oh yeah, you're quite a culinary expert on it. Yeah.
Over here, it's all on bicycles, and we've got we've
got these guys riding around from our local McDonald's and
Kentucky Fried Chicken. And I don't know whether I'm allowed
to say that or not, but all the local sort
of food delivery places, all the pizza places and everything,
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and I see them at all times a day and night,
all times a day and night, it doesn't matter whether
it's three am or seven am or whatever. And these
guys riding around on electric electric bikes with big massive
backpacks on like insulated things, and the delivering food all
over the place. They said there's no money around, Well,
(28:39):
I can't afford to do it. I don't know about you.
Well you can. You've got pocket changing out ten grands
down the back of your sofa.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
So oh sure, Yeah, that's why I'm doing a weekend
podcast in additionally, No, but it is it's so expensive,
and I have.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Some relatives in laws that love uber eats and all that.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I'm like, oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Now, what is the popular tiery American style fast food?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
You mentioned KFC and some.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Other places, Like, what's the American culinary treat that is
popular among the natives of the area you live in?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Oh, in this area, we've only got We've got lots
of pizza places, but none of them are American chains.
We've only got the Golden Arches. We've got the KFCRE.
There's sort of two main ones in this area. If
you got to the Cities, there's five guys waffle not waffle,
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it's what's the doughnut one I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
That's called I hop like a breakfast type thing.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Yeah, that kind of stuff. Yeah, there's so McDonald's is
the one around here. But I mean for fast food,
you should have you should have done this question last week.
I mean you should have really done that. That sweet
well you got an.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Expert on Now you're just taking a cheap shot, now.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
You Sorry, Robbie, I don't mean it.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Well, actually, I believe when Robbie gets the Cincinnati. They're
actually gonna they're gonna close the restaurant just for Robbie
where they have the skyline Chili, so Robbie can have
the whole the whole place.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
We're gonna have a big party there.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Uh, you're gonna get him up full of it so
we can sit in.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
You love Robbie.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I want to go to hopefully we'll go to that
Reds game and we just go hang out in the
I want to see it like the bleachers and just
kind of chill out there. John from Dallas, Texas right soon,
says Ben. On your fifth Hour podcast, you mentioned the
celebrity race at Long Beach. If you got the opportunity,
would you race in the pro celebrity race. If you
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did race, I would have to make a return trip
to Long Beach. I used to attend the Long Beach
Grand Prix every year. That's from John.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
A couple of things. A.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
I would absolutely love to be in the celebrity race. B.
I don't think it would work. I've lost a lot
of weight. I'm still a big guy. I'm a tall guy.
I think you have to be pretty small to fit
in those race cars. I'm pretty pretty sure about that,
so I don't think logistically.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
It would work.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
And I have been to the Long Beach Grand Prix
in the past, many many years ago when I was
doing local radio before I started before Fox Sports radio
is a thing, and we would do remotes broadcast out.
They had a big fan fest type thing at the
Long Beach Grand Prix at the Convention Center in Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's much more interesting in half go
the opposite direction. I mean, he wants to be in
the procession.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Well, yeah, the NASCAR. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
But now, Terry, do you you grew up there, so
at what point did you fall?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
You said you're a contrarian.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
That's why you liked the forty nine ers and stuff,
and it was when you were when you were a
little kid, you liked all the sports everyone else does,
like is it like football and that kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Well, my other major passion is cricket, of course, which
you you you you've just got a major league cricket
thing going on in America at the minute.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
You probably I'm surprised you don't have a monologue on that.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Ben, Come on, yeah, I know I'm.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Broadcasting, not now broadcasting, right, No, I yeah, I mean
I did. I watched. I watched soccer for a long time.
I grew up with soccer. I loved it. But they
ruined it, and the NFL is going the same way.
It's just overkilled that they're going to end up with
the same thing. It's on every day, every night, all
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the time. I think it was back in two thousand
and five. I just I just got fed up of it,
and I thought, do you know what, I've had enough
of this. I'm not watching anymore of this. I switched
it off and I don't watch every I've never watched
any of it. Since I don't watch the World Cup,
I don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I saw a story this week.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
The World Cup has always had this World Cup's coming
to America, and they've always had this FanFest thing, which
was always free as an act of good will for
people that.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Could not afford.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
Yeah, I know what's coming.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, but now they're charging for it here.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, Well, I mean the fact,
I mean you've touched on it a few times. When
the NFL off games over here, they make out that
there's hundreds of thousands of people interested. It's garbage. They
just closed the street off in London and the whole
place comes to a standstill and they call that a crowd.
It's just crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I think.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I remember when one of the first games in London,
not one of them, it was it was years ago,
the NFL announced they had a record turnout of people
at this event in London and it was, like I
looked it up, Terry, it was like thirty percent of
the entire population.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Most of them are trying to get from one place
to another in the can because the NFL's shut it down.
Just all the you just heard these into it. We'll
call it, and we'll call it a rap.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
That's it. Yeah, the NFL thing in London. It's I mean,
it's popular, people go, but it's it's a novelty factor.
There's just no way. I mean you probably probably don't. Oh,
but fans in England don't change rellegiances quickly. There are
band wagners, but all sports have their own particular It's
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it's very tribal over here, so soccer teams. You don't
change soccer teams because one's going from other. You do
get people that do that, but the few and far between.
So over here, you know, if they put the Jags
over here. There's no there's no forty nine er fans
suddenly saying, oh, well, we're going watch the Jags then,
because they're ere and there's no you know, there's the
Redskins fans and the Green Bay Packer fans. They're not
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all packing in that fandom and going watching the Jags
because they're over here. It's just not going to happen.
So the NFL and the local the local media like
to like to play it up like that, but the
reality of it is, it's just it's a place to
go and gather to see your mates from different plants
in different countries, different clubs that have played play play
(34:53):
American football over here.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
That's that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
It's unique also because you see when you see a
game in London there's from like every team there.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
Yeah, it's very.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
You don't see that at a typical NFL game in
the United States. All Right, what's next here?
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Mike from Holland, Michigan rights and he says, always a
light to be able to listen to a little more
Bill Miller on the weekends. Last time a few years back,
when I emailed, I was sitting on the beach of
Lake Michigan, and then he mentions the other night he
was at a local restaurant as entertainment on the weekends, and.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
He drove by. I had to do a double take.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
The sign at the itty Bitty bar said, Moxie, it's.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Had the date.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
We headed there after having pizza at a local bar,
and much to my surprise, they were good, he says,
and then talks about the CCR tip of Fay Queen
everything in between.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
The only thing I had.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Hoped to see was a mascot of your Moxie sitting
on someone's shoulder like Roscoe the parrot, of course, the
great roscal of the parrot.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Thanks for all you do. Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
During the week, I am up at four forty five
for the dreaded day shift, but that does get me
out by two thirty, which allows me to still referee
and umpire high school and college baseball.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
And one more old.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
School word for you, if I may brew ha ha,
I love the word brew haha. That's Mike, And he says,
if you can send the mailing address to the studio
when you won't be on vacation, I have an item
for you there you go, although Pastry, Yeah, I'll hit
(36:40):
you back on that mic, so thank you for that. Yeah,
my dog Moxie Terry, that's my pride. And Joe, you
have a dog too, right, what's your what kind of dog?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
I have two, two Labradoors. I've got a yellow Labrador
she's ten from excuse mate Lapardoor Rescue. She's called Pulley.
And I have one that I've only had for the
last five months. She's now a year old, and she's
a fox red Labrador and she's called redd Red.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Nice cool.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
So yeah, have two. I have two dogs. I live
on my own ear.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, and the dogs get along with each other because
we had mox yeah and the other dog, and they
would they would fight, kind of get into it every
once in a while and it was a real ruckus
at the house.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Mine get on fine. They wrestle with each other, but
they don't fight. They're not fighting, so they just they
m look about a bit. The older ones were even
worse than the younger one, to be honest, she's she's
an absolute nuisance with art. She'll set it off. But yeah,
I was thinking when he was going to the restaurant
looking for Moxy. It's a good job he didn't go
looking for Moxy and pumpkin Pie, wasn't it. That would
have been that would have been messy.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Oh my god, the yeah I still have when I
I walk by that part of the house and I
look and I can still the aisle of it was unreal.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
It was like it was like out of a cartoon.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
It's a good job they didn't have smell red.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yeah, yeah, he spelled podcasting lucky Lucky, Tony writes in
he says, hey, Ben and jose Can sake, I guess
you're jose Can Siko. I say, we dropped the Dallas
dumper name from Charlie, And yeah, we haven't heard from
Charlie in a while, Charlie in Wisconsin and Charlie in Dallas.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
This kid Charlie called up for like a month.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
And then his parents must have found out that he
was standing up at night calling ray shows and put
the kebasha on that. Anyway, says did I did I
raise to write lame jokes after his pot call?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Of course? Are are his calls any good?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
He says, And does he sound like Lee Harvey? Yes,
but he's just a kid. This is very random that you.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Sent this here, Tony, considering he hasn't called in a while.
Maybe that's an old email that somehow ended up in
my inbox.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Now, I don't know. Alf Frits.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
In the alien opiner from the will call ticket window,
he says, first off, who in the hell would turn
down opportunity to sit and chew the fat with you
for three hours at a baseball game?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I'll tell you who, alf.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
D. Yeah, could not have been less interested, could not
have been less interested in what I thought was a.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Very generous offer.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
And Terry, you're a fellow introvert, right, I'm an introvert.
Absolutely put myself out there and say that I want
to sit with another human being for three hours and
have a conversation at a baseball game. Is not something
I would choose to do. And he has no interest.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Zero.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
I love I love dickdat and he's so funny.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
But he no, no, no, he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
And I don't think he really watches sports anymore. I
don't think he does because all of his references are
from forty years ago. He Alf also says, second question,
will you be allowed to transport the aforementioned dixter across
state lines into the state of Kentucky. If I remember correctly,
Dick said he's never been out of Ohio.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
This is true. This is a problem. This is a problem.
And the whole.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Point of me going to the Cincinnati area is to
hang out.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
With the dixter So he better show up to this place.
It's literally a mile away, Terry from Ohio. It's like
a mile.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
I had the podcast on Friday, and for certainly you
need to be you need to be anging out you Dick,
So that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Uh yeah, I don't know about the whole baseball thing. Well, see,
I want to go to the game. If it's raining,
I'm probably not gonna go.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
I would be surprised. I don't know. I haven't seen
the forecast.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Obviously we're still ways away from that, so I don't
want to sit out in the rain for three hours.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I'd rather go out.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
What's that you could shelter next to Rob?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Robbi'll keep us try for sure.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Uh, thank you off Joe from Magnolia Texas rites and
he says, Hey, Ben, thanks for reading my email. Unfortunately,
the auto quality was so bad. He says, I don't
think anyone actually hurt. Is that true, it says I,
Miss Danny g Anyway, I took your advice about suing.
But around here, unless your claim involves a semi the
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billboard lawyers.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Are not interested. That is from Joe in Magnoia, Texas. Yeah,
is this Joe or is this Terry? Rather? Is this
a thing in your part of the world?
Speaker 3 (41:26):
In America, every big city, especially where I live in
Los Angeles, I drive in. I got a pretty far
drive from the north Woods, and I drive nothing but
billboards for.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
The superwoman, super lawyer called Jacob.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
I've got Barry, this guy, that guy, every kind of
lawyer you could possibly want.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
They've got nothing but billboards for lawyers. It's wild.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
No, we don't have many billboards nowadays over here. There's
a few, but they don't advertise lawyers. We do get
lawyers for you for all sorts of things, like on
TV adverts and that kind of thing. When I mean,
I don't watch TV really that much, but they're p you.
But most of the things are just the current. The
current ones that we get are all like video adverts
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on YouTube and that kind of thing, you know, claim
your care finance back and all this that and the other,
all that garbage.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
It is outrageous here.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
You got to come to the States sometime and just
drive and count the number of billboards for attorneys.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
It is insane.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
James whatever his name is, Sweet James.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
That guy's all over the place.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
What he said, he said, the adverts for set Unless
you've got a semi what's a semi.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Eighteen wheeler? The big eighteen? All right?
Speaker 4 (42:47):
Okay, okay? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Uh Quang from Ho Chim in Vietnam right siting on
the mail bag, the fifth hour mail bag here, he says,
guaranteed human Big Ben, a British color a cafe owner
celebrated his eightieth birthday by baking and assembling a massive
carrot cake measuring seventeen feet by seventeen feet, says the
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guy named Ted, owner of the Granville Coffee in a
town I've never heard of, teamed up with multiple local
bakeries to assemble his birthday cake, which contained over seventeen
hundred and sixty pounds of carrots, seven hundred pounds of butter,
thousands of eggs, and nearly two thousand pounds of icing.
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This guy, Martindale, said it took over a month to
bake the four hundred and thirty individual cakes that made
up the final product, he says. Kwang says, is this
a cake if it took over a month to bake
and was constructed by four hundred and thirty individual cakes,
says Kwang.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
And there you go. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
In the original sixteenth century phrasing, i'll the proverb would
you both eat your cake and have your cake was
recorded in fifteen forty six and not you can't have
your cake and eat it too.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
So that is a.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
A fun fact mistake, an idiom mistake from from back
in the day.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
And all them carrots and it's healthy eating, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yeah, it's like when I you just I eat these
the I get this candy that's it's like nuts, but
it's just covered in like sugar.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
So it's like what it's you know, it's nuts. It's
healthy for it.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
No it's not yeah yeah good for yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Yeah yeah yeah exactly. So that's a coin there, all right,
I think on that we'll get do. I mean, it's
been great, Terry, it's been awesome to have you on.
I thank you for being here. Do you have anything
you want to promote? Anything you want to get out.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
So just don't come to England and say anything anything hurting.
If you put anything on social media ever, just be
ware that the police are more interested in that than
finding criminals. So just just don't come to England. So
waste the time, don't it.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
All right?
Speaker 3 (45:01):
That's from the Chamber of Commerce Terry in England. Well
you got to come to the States, Terry, come visit
us sometime and we'll I.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Might come by money to come and buy some Second
Amendment gear and we get on. Get me through the airport.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
There you go, all right.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
I will be back tonight on the radio show. We'll
talk at the Master's final round of the Masters here
on Sunday, so we'll talk about that.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I'm sure dramatic finish. Will there be a dramatic finish.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
And we've got the NBA Playoffs coming up here. I
know Terry's excited about that, loves that conversation. I cannot
wait for that sabotage of the show and should be
here all week. I do have some family coming in
next week at the end of the week, so we'll
see about that, but I plan on being as of
now being there the entire night.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
So anyway, our hard tire week, have a wonderful, wonderful
rest
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Of your day, and we will chat with you on
the radio and a little bit population
Kabboobs.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
of the old Republic, a sol fastion of fairness. He
treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
The clearing House of Hot takes break free for something special.
The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
The air everywhere.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
The Fifth Hour with Me Ben Maller and the Sunday
Sunday mail Bag is upon us the magical time. And
now last week we had a special visit from Robbie,
the Mariner fan, who I thought absolutely killed it.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I thought Robbie just dominated the mail bag. It was great.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Now we are going to have at some point here's
someone in the Danny g chair, and it might even
happen more likely than not, next weekend. In the meantime,
we have a mail bag to do today, and so
I thought, who better to bring in than a person
that has busted my balls thousands.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Of miles away for many, many years.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
We now go to the international line on the Fifth
Hour Podcast mail Bag and you know him, you love.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Him, Terry from England. Hello, Terry H. Terry.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
If I was any better, I would be outside, but
I'm I'm sitting in front of a microphone and I
do I do want to thank you because of the
time difference in the time that we're doing this, it
is a this is.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
A weird hour really for you more than me. For you.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah, I mean to coin a phrase, if I was
any better, I'll be in bed.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
With the dedication they and I would like to point
out that now, Terry, you you've been listening for the backstory.
I know your story a little bit, but I obviously
don't know your story, and I think a lot of
what you do. You'll send me something busting my chops
on X and then I'll read it on the show
and stuff. So you your name is known, but you've
been listening for a number of years. When did you
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start listening and how did you find the nonsense that
we do here?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Well, I started listening in early twenty seventeen. Up until then,
I'd been trying to find different sports radio stations life
from the States because we don't have anything over here's garbage.
The stuff we get is rubbish, and the coverage of
American sport over is even worse, even though the NFL
(02:41):
has its own you know, provider over here. It's absolutely appalling.
So I was trying to find things. I've been listening
to American radio since I was a lad. I think
I've told you in the past that I did radiometer exam.
I discovered it through radio as a boy. Blah blah
blah blah blah. Anywayenty seventeen and I can. I'm to
(03:03):
say that I haven't missed a single hour. I did
the WEI stuff and all that lot of you transmitting
since you've been on so twenty seventeen, I started listening
and I've not missed a show since.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Well, it's great, and you if you listen to those
WEI shows. You remember when Food Picks started with marta date.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Remember that.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Marcel used to call up. He still does.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
He has nothing to say, and Marcel called up. I
was doing this stuff at EI around Red Sox games
and he called me up one night. I had nothing
to say, and I was just like, oh my god,
this is terrible. So I was like, what do you
have for dinner? And then he said Chef boy Ard,
And then I think I said, that's authentic Italian food
like you get, and he of course agreed with me.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Terry, remember he's oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, I mean he's a bit of a character. But yeah,
I'll reserve. I'll reserve making comment because I don't want
to get in any trouble.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
So how about we get now, not a list, but
Terry's big board of your least favorite callers for the show.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
My least favorite?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
How long?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
How long have you got?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
It's only it's only a thirty minute podcast we only have.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
We'll just leave it at that.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Then, I've not got a list.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I know there's only a few that you like. I
know that only.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I mean, it's just part of life rich tapestry, isn't it.
You've got to put up with those that you don't
like to get to the to get the jet diamonds
in the roof. So I think there's a few people
that waste waste the time. I like Jed, who fled.
I think he's funny. I think he could do a
sixty minute podcast in half an hour with Jed, So
I think you'd be all right.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, well, Jeed's the only one. You only like Jed?
What about what?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
No, no, not at all. I like, I like lots
of the others.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I like.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
The one legged man from Alabama. I like like flexis like.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
What about what about Lucky Tony who calls up?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
And ye, Lucky Tony's all right? Yes? And jeffs I
don't mind him, Yeah, he's okay. I like Robbie when
he rings up and he doesn't ring up very much.
He probably can't reach the phone run properly. Justin Justin
used to ring up until he until he picked the
wrong body up.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And right, that's right. He hasn't called in a long time.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Just justin picking the wrong body.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I'll still laugh at that every day.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What a way to lose a job, right, can.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
You imagine being the blogs family.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Those of not remembers. That was years ago.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
So Justin in Cincinnati, he he got a job who
he was driving around for like a mortuary. He was
picking up by the people that died at hospitals and
taking him.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
To the to the thing.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
And he he went to pick up the body I
guess he was supposed to pick up.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I think it was a white guy, and I.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Don't know which way around it was, but he got
the color of the guy wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
He ended up picking did you do that? Well, I
think it's fair to say, Terry, he did not check
the body.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I think, you know, it's like Haz in Minnesota would
have checked it very properly.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
We haven't. We haven't heard from him in a while.
I wonder what happened to Hazes and Minnesota.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
He's probably he's probably blocked up somewhere. He's probably got
prison as any cellar or something. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
But yeah, remember he called up with some Germany last
the last cause he made there's some German woman that
he put on.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
That's right, Yeah, he had had this German woman.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
What was that Olga or something wasn't I can't remember yet,
didn't get I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Did he say she was going to come on and
speak or.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she was going to come on there.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
And then I don't know, he was on hold of
a couple of months ago, but he didn't stay on
and he hung up, so he didn't get him on.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
But I got heard from him in a while.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
So no, And then there was that character from Miami
no sorry not Miami, Hawaii rang up and said he
was going to do the world record for this.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, that guy completely vanished.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, he said, who's going to do it?
Speaker 5 (07:19):
And he promised it and everything and then just gone
nothing exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, yeah, like what happened to that guy?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Like like and he he calls up for that gag
lasted like a month, like he at least a month,
and then he just vanished out of you.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Know, Roberto called it, didn't he said, this guy is
never going to come, come, come with it, and he didn't.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Remember the we had back to back what was the
guy from Red Breast Paul we had read?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, what what was his catchphrase? The guy's a bum?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah? That guy?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh that was the other the other guy, remember the
guy he was not from. I think he was near Paul,
but he called up the same night. He was a
limo driver and he was really good and then yeah, yeah,
he also disappeared.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
He called he was really good for a couple of
nights and then vanished.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
It happens.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
All right, Well, let's get to the mailbag. Ohio, get
me in the move.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's all right now, Terry.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Let me let me point out here that the if
you missed it, we have the Malor meet greet on
the Friday podcast. We have all the details in Ohio
for the Malor meet and greet. We are going to
be there coming up less than two weeks. In Cincinnati.
We're gonna be well in that area Newport, Kentucky, right
across a mile away from where the Reds play, So.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
We'll we'll do that, have a good time.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
So all the details there are gonna be a Pizza
Rea there in Newport, Kentucky. Details on the Fifth Hour
podcast back on Friday. All right, Scott from Florida writes
in and he says, Hey, Ben, there's a rumor that
there are secret underground tunnels in Los Angeles for the
rich to drive around.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
What say you?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
It makes sense to me, and it's not that crazy.
A literal underground economy from Scott from Florida. Yeah, Derek,
go ahead.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
He sat on the Olo geographic fault. I can't imagine
that underground would be would be a good idea in
a fault areaakes every day.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean if you you'd have to
build it, uh strong. No, like this kind of stuff
I don't buy because somebody would have put photos out
and you know everyone's got a cell phone with cameras
and all that. So I oh, Eon Musk said he
could build a tunnel between San Francis.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I think he said from San Francisco to LA. He
could do for like a third of the cost. They're
trying to build this train terry from LA to.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
San Francisco, and they said this week it would cost
one hundred and twenty three billion dollars I believe was
the number to finished.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
We've had one going on for years over here on
the West coast. They call it HS two. God knows
how much money it's costs. It's still not rare, it's
still not there. But it's supposed to take me ten
minutes off a journey from Manchester to London. And it's
costing billions and until damage to the environment. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Well it's always but Terry is always like well because
you can get free money, government money, right, so people
keep the price is going.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Up and up and up and up and up and
up and up out anyway, I like the conspiracy, Scott Scott.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I'd like I know there are places in LA like
underground tunnels from the old days prohibition downtown LA. There's
some famous tunnels they used back when they were hauling
whiskey underneath LA and they actually had a rapid transit
briefly was around one hundred not one hundred years ago.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
But maybe eighty years ago. So there are some tunnels.
But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Buy that Flaco Bob from Rio Rico, Arizona rights and
I've never heard of Rio Rico. I don't know where
that is. I know the state, but I don't know.
I've never heard that. I guess it's near Tucson, he says, Ben,
not that I'm going to try, so your job is safe.
I was just wondering how many man hours producing a
one hour podcast takes. He says, thanks for getting me
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through my last ten years of overnight work. Sorry I
missed you at Baker to Vegas. I'll join my team
next year if you're going back, he said. There's a
waffle house in Tucson that.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Would be perfect for the Arizona meat and greet. That's
from Flacco Bob.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I'm not sure if we're gonna be a Baker to
Vegas next year. My wife didn't seem too excited to
be going back.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
He was very hot. Somebody died there. It was crazy.
I figure we'll be back at some point, if not
next year. In the next couple of years.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
So as far as producing the podcast, it should not
take that long.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
It should be something where if you know what you're doing,
you can do it pretty quick. I don't. I'm not
sure exactly like the time on that And Terry, have
you ever heard of waffle house?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Have you ever experienced? I know you're obviously. Have you
been to the United States, Terry?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Have you been over there?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I've been. I came to Seattle. I've been to Seattle
once for the NFC Championship game a few years ago,
when Richard Sherman screamed at Aaron Andrews.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
You remember that, I do remember.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Yeah, But I literally flew in over a weekend and
flew back again.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
So I was there for that game. But that's the
only time I've heard of what follows. I've never been
in one.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Well, really miss it out unless you're not.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yeah, I'm sure I am here.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And how did you pick the
forty nine ers? By the way, what happened there here?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Forty Well it is I'm going to give me age
away here, know.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Ben, I know you were as a kid. They were good?
Is that why?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Kind of But it was it was before they were
good when they first started showing the NFL over it
was about nineteen eighty.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Two, and I think Washington, I will how to say
Redskins I am anyway, I know you're not Redskins. The
Redskins were like the popular team over here. And I
was looking for somebody because I always been a bit
I go against the grain kind of thing. I'm a
bit of an undermining character, if that makes any sense.
And the forty nine ers were garbage. They were rubbish.
(13:38):
They'd just been batted in nineteen eighty one, I think.
And so a friend of mine who was also interested,
we were listened on the radio at the time, we
decided we'd go with the forty nine ers. So that's
why it was.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
And then of course Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, John Taylor
all happened and the rest is history kind of thing.
So it's from there.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Really pretty good timing.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
You picked just before they had about fifteen years of
greatness the forty nine ers.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah they did. Yeah, Yeah, George Sefett got a good deal,
didn't they.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
My first year in radio, I worked at a station
in San Diego commercial radio, and the Chargers got to
the Super Bowl and they played the forty nine ers
and were the biggest underdog in Super Bowl history. That
was the Steve Young forty nine ers in the ninety
ninety four I think on yeah, yeah, and the game
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went about about as well as it was supposed to go.
The Niners kicked the Chargers that took us, they just
killed them, so it was it was lopsided. Bob also Flackobob,
I don't know about Tucson waffle House. However, there is
going to be a BUCkies, which we love. The closest
BUCkies to La is going to open up in the
Phoenix area in Goodyear, Arizona, and that'll be this summer.
(14:51):
So I'm trying to convince Terry, my wife, to go
to Arizona. It's I know, you guys don't do degrees,
but it's a gonna be one.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Hundred and twenty degrees there. It's there for like two months.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
It's one hundred twenty degrees in July and August, and
we're thinking about going. I'm trying to get her to
go over there at least for a day, just to
go to BUCkies.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
So that's what you're trying to trying to fryer or
something was.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
We got air conditioning, you know, why not?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
You know, the car just we'll run out of the
car going to BUCkies, you get a sandwich and go home.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
You know, I thought you I thought. I think he
suddenly turned into into haze and we're going to cut
in her up.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
And yes, I'm gonna turn the microwave on.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Neil writes in from Parts on Known, He says ben
Uh got permission to join the Malor and Militia back
in March. I am a car guy. My dad had
a car dealership. But what was done to your car
for twenty thousand dollars that I did to misunderstand? Yeah,
it was not my car, Neil. That was moving man
Matt from Boston. His truck in the shop in Texas
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and to repair his big rig was twenty thousand dollars.
Also got some news here, Terry. It sounds it's like
the moving man will not be able to make the
Boston meet and greet. Now he's got the Malord mobile
billboard with Yeah, it's pretty cool. He's been to our
studio a couple of times with his dog Louis, and
his daughter has an event in Washington, d C. So
(16:16):
I don't think he's gonna be able to make it,
which is disappointing, but that happens, and so we'll just.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Have to depress on.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Hopefully he'll come out and visit us again, but it
sounds like he's not going to be there. So that's
the deal. Neil and car dealerships. I was told Terry
in England, who's with us on the mailbag. I was
told a while back that the way to make tons
of cash is these athletes. If you own a couple
of car dealerships, it's a license to print money. I'm
(16:46):
not sure exactly how it works. I haven't gone too
deep into the weeds on that. Just owning a car dealership,
and a lot of it I've been told Terry is
the You don't make the money selling the cars.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
You make it well, no, not the tax. You make
the money repairing the cars.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
All right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
They all have repair shops and that is where they
gouge people.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
That I thought of you yesterday. Actually, Ben, I was
listening to another podcast, want me to name it or not,
it doesn't matter. Yeah, have you heard a Sean Ryan
Shawn Ryan podcast? It was his anyway, former Navy seal
and he was talking to a guy who about war
zones and things like that. But this guy he had
(17:29):
on was was talking about his business. And his business
can convert normal cars to armored vehicles, so it can army.
He can fully got a vehicle up to whatever level.
For thirty five thirty five grand, you can have an
armored vehicle. You can have your car down fully sorted
so you'll never get shot. There you go. I thought
(17:51):
it might be in the in the in the north woods.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Ben, Yeah, well you never know. Are you concerned, Terry?
Have you thought about maybe?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Is?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Now do you live? I know you live far away.
When Americans think of.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Oh yeah, London's London's England.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah exactly, they don't then. But you're out in the country, right,
you're out. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
So if you've heard of if you've heard of Blackpool,
have you heard of that? Not really, it's the seaside,
but it's up on the northwest coast anyway. So I'm
about five hours drive from London. Okay, okay, so to
the northwest.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Well, if you want to fly somewhere like is how
far is the big airport from you?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Manchester? I'd fly from to fly. To fly to America,
I'd have to go to London Heathrow. I think. I
think there is some schedule flights out of Manchester, but
most of them, most of them are all out of
London Heathrow.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
As far as like shopping, we of course in America
have these giant stores like Costco and Walmart and things
like that. You're where you are, what do you go
to a small neighborhood store.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Do you have big stores there?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
We have big stores, but our local Costco is probably
about forty miles away. But in all almost it's no
cheaper than just going to the local supermarket we have.
We have the odd mill and stuff like that. But no,
it's just like a normal town. So the town where
I live, just outside, just outside Preston, we have like
two or three big supermarkets, a normal, normal sort of shops.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
What's the population? Population is about one hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Okay, that's a good size. Did you grow up in
that town or did you grow up.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I grew up. I grew up in the next town
along about five miles away, place called Chorley.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
They say most people live within fifty miles of where
they were born.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Oh yeah, definitely, I do there. Yeah, i've been. I've been.
Italy is a favorite place of mine. I've been being
most of Europe. And that's about it.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Really. My wife wants to go to Italy. What's your
favorite place in Italy?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Oh, there's so many ben Okay, the Maufi Coast, Venice,
Venice's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I want to see the coast. I heard Venice. It's
not it's too terroisty, that's what I heard.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Well, yeah, you've got to. I first went to Venice
on a day trip when I was staying in a
resort nearby, and I fell in love with it. It's fantastic.
And then I did I added a ten day trip
to Venice, stayed in the middle and it's fantastic. The sneak.
The way to play Venice is to go when the
(20:23):
is to get out before the tourist ships land, so
you can get in all the places, do everything you
want to do before the land. That's about ten am.
So if you get out your hotel by about half
past eight eight o'clock, all the places are open, there's
no cues, no nothing, and by four pm all the
cruise ships are going again. So you've got the place
(20:44):
to yourself in the evening. It's a fantastic. It's a
lovely place, but you need a week to see it all.
It's not just sent Mark's Square, and there's loads of it.
It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
The closest I've been to is a hotel in Vegas
that has the canals.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah, well right, wash, Michael be swimming in there. That's
where we want to be, swimming in the canals of Ny.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
How great was that call this week from from he h.
I don't know if you heard it, because I know
your your schedules all messed up. But he he calls up, he's, oh, yeah,
we hadn't heard from I thought he was dead again.
I was like, oh crap. And and he's forty five
days in rehab. Within thirty minutes he was drinking again.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
So so just amazing. Reggie from Detroit writes.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
In on the mail Bag with our buddy Year, we
got the great Terry from England. Joiners on the mail
bag here the Sunday edition, Reggie writes, and.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
He says, uh been.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
A fifty one year old YouTuber has been accused of
pepper spraying people to try to get views online and
he's facing jail time and a lawsuit.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Why would why would this you know, why would this
guy do?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
He sent me this story here. Well, I mean, Reggie's
it's a horrible question. It's all about trying to get
famous in the matrix. That's all about man terry. Are
you trying to get famous in the matrix?
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Are you trying to be absolutely not? Absolutely not? Definitely.
I want a peaceful life. Then I'm a bit of
an introvert, and yeah, I'm very happy walking out on
the hills with me dog, my dogs and my partner
and that I'm quite happy doing that coastal walking out
on the eils. That's fine by me. I don't want
any matrix stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah, So this guy's a YouTuber is he was going
around pepper spring random?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
How do you end up in that spot where're.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Like, you know what I'm gonna do today, I'm gonna
go out and just randomly pepper spray people to get
reactions what I wanted.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I mean, you get over here the prosecuting people for saying, hey,
Eiti words on the on the online pepper spray.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Oh yeah, what's going on in your country? By the way, Well,
so we're going to put a stop to that, Terry.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
My goodness, we could do with borrowing your president for
a while, I think, and let him sort. You know,
we've got the play don't bother coming here, Ben, it's
a it's a dumb it's it's gone.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I have heard terrible like it's it's gone down. Somebody's
got to get in the power there that. There's got
to be somebody that can help turn that around and
make that.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
I mean, I know it's the third rail, my man,
the third rail. I don't want to go down that road.
But it's honestly, it's a mess. It's just unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Yeah, that's unbelievable, disappointing.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
That sucks. It sucks, sucks, sucks. So what else do
we have here? Oh? Here we go, Terry.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Uh. Scientists have discovered a hidden brain switch. This is
from Mike Parts unknown. A hidden brain switch that tells
you to stop eating its Uh. It comes from an
unexpected source. It may come from an unexpected source.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Fan on speed dial a.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Uh, it says, I'm not going to even try to
pronounce this word. But the thing once thought to just
support neurons actually play a key role in controlling hung So.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
All right, okay, well do you think we could get
a brain switch for turning off Andrea?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Ah? Shots fired? Shots are you know she's not going
to read your star chart?
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Now?
Speaker 4 (24:10):
You know that she doesn't read it until after it's happened.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Anyway, all right, there you go.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
See that's why we have Terry on.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
That's this big board right there, Kevin in Alabama rights
and he has been You mentioned a couple of years
ago that you found your wallet was found at a
grocery store and you tried to give some money to
the employee and they wouldn't take the money. I thought
of that when I saw this story. There's a Chick
fil a worker, keV.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
He sent me the story here Terry. So this Chick
fil a worker.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Found ten thousand in a toilet, ten grand in a
toilet and tried to turn down a reward in the bathroom.
There there's ten grand. This happened in North Carolina earlier
this month. Jaden is the person's name. He found almost
(25:05):
ten thousand dollars in two envelopes while he was cleaning
up a Chick fil A store and they were labeled
bank deposits.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
And anyway, this.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Of course they were labeled bank deposits. Yeah, they were nothing.
There's nothing untoward at all about leaving ten grand in
a toilet.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
He's always walk around with his legs broken anyway, this
says uh.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
The Chick fil A staff and police tried to use
security footage to try to find the rifle owner. They
couldn't identify them. Eventually somebody came forward to It was
like a five hundred dollars reward offered. Anyway, the guy
didn't want to take the reward and all that, so
I my goodness, Wow, he's he quoted the Bible said
(25:58):
it was just a good deed. Yeah, the ten thousand things.
You know, when I was a kid, there was a
legendary story. I grew up in an area with a
lot of farming. Now it's all houses, terry, it's all
been built up in businesses. But when I was a kid,
I was surrounded by orange groves just as far as
you could see, and we used to go out and
play in them. And one of the kids in school
(26:19):
found a bag filled with cash. When we were kids,
it was like the big thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I remember. I still remember, like, oh my god, this
guy found all this money and stuff, and you know
it's like coke money.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Or something like that, Right, Terry, it's not just I
forgot I forgot my bag of cash and I just
left it in the all right, Frankie writes in from
SoCal says Ben In and Out claims that they will
never offer mobile ordering, and the CEO of In and Out,
(26:53):
which very popular burger place out here, Terry in and Out, Yeah,
says the woman says that the main reason, even though
they can make money on it, they say the experience.
They don't want to give up the experience the customer
has and the smile and the greeting they get when
(27:13):
they come into In and Out.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
So they're claiming they're not going to ever take mobile.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Or that's one thing I don't get, Terry, and I
don't know how it works where you are. I think
we're kind of around the same age. I think it
might be a little older than me. But I am
amazed at the food delivery situation, Like it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
I don't understand how people do it. I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
It's somewhat it's so expensive to have the food and
I realize a lot of the guys that listen to
the show live are delivering food. But it just it
blows me away because it's like it's you already have
just go to the drive through or whatever. We have
fast food places everywhere here, or just go pick up
the food or make it.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I like making it myself now.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
But yeah, oh yeah, you're quite a culinary expert on it. Yeah.
Over here, it's all on bicycles, and we've got we've
got these guys riding around from our local McDonald's and
Kentucky Fried Chicken. And I don't know whether I'm allowed
to say that or not, but all the local sort
of food delivery places, all the pizza places and everything,
(28:18):
and I see them at all times a day and night,
all times a day and night, it doesn't matter whether
it's three am or seven am or whatever. And these
guys riding around on electric electric bikes with big massive
backpacks on like insulated things, and the delivering food all
over the place. They said there's no money around, Well,
(28:39):
I can't afford to do it. I don't know about you.
Well you can. You've got pocket changing out ten grands
down the back of your sofa.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
So oh sure, Yeah, that's why I'm doing a weekend
podcast in additionally, No, but it is it's so expensive,
and I have.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Some relatives in laws that love uber eats and all that.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I'm like, oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Now, what is the popular tiery American style fast food?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
You mentioned KFC and some.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Other places, Like, what's the American culinary treat that is
popular among the natives of the area you live in?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Oh, in this area, we've only got We've got lots
of pizza places, but none of them are American chains.
We've only got the Golden Arches. We've got the KFCRE.
There's sort of two main ones in this area. If
you got to the Cities, there's five guys waffle not waffle,
(29:33):
it's what's the doughnut one I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
That's called I hop like a breakfast type thing.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Yeah, that kind of stuff. Yeah, there's so McDonald's is
the one around here. But I mean for fast food,
you should have you should have done this question last week.
I mean you should have really done that. That sweet
well you got an.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Expert on Now you're just taking a cheap shot, now.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
You Sorry, Robbie, I don't mean it.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Well, actually, I believe when Robbie gets the Cincinnati. They're
actually gonna they're gonna close the restaurant just for Robbie
where they have the skyline Chili, so Robbie can have
the whole the whole place.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
We're gonna have a big party there.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Uh, you're gonna get him up full of it so
we can sit in.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
You love Robbie.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I want to go to hopefully we'll go to that
Reds game and we just go hang out in the
I want to see it like the bleachers and just
kind of chill out there. John from Dallas, Texas right soon,
says Ben. On your fifth Hour podcast, you mentioned the
celebrity race at Long Beach. If you got the opportunity,
would you race in the pro celebrity race. If you
(30:36):
did race, I would have to make a return trip
to Long Beach. I used to attend the Long Beach
Grand Prix every year. That's from John.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
A couple of things. A.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
I would absolutely love to be in the celebrity race. B.
I don't think it would work. I've lost a lot
of weight. I'm still a big guy. I'm a tall guy.
I think you have to be pretty small to fit
in those race cars. I'm pretty pretty sure about that,
so I don't think logistically.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
It would work.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
And I have been to the Long Beach Grand Prix
in the past, many many years ago when I was
doing local radio before I started before Fox Sports radio
is a thing, and we would do remotes broadcast out.
They had a big fan fest type thing at the
Long Beach Grand Prix at the Convention Center in Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's much more interesting in half go
the opposite direction. I mean, he wants to be in
the procession.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Well, yeah, the NASCAR. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
But now, Terry, do you you grew up there, so
at what point did you fall?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
You said you're a contrarian.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
That's why you liked the forty nine ers and stuff,
and it was when you were when you were a
little kid, you liked all the sports everyone else does,
like is it like football and that kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Well, my other major passion is cricket, of course, which
you you you you've just got a major league cricket
thing going on in America at the minute.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
You probably I'm surprised you don't have a monologue on that.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Ben, Come on, yeah, I know I'm.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Broadcasting, not now broadcasting, right, No, I yeah, I mean
I did. I watched. I watched soccer for a long time.
I grew up with soccer. I loved it. But they
ruined it, and the NFL is going the same way.
It's just overkilled that they're going to end up with
the same thing. It's on every day, every night, all
(32:25):
the time. I think it was back in two thousand
and five. I just I just got fed up of it,
and I thought, do you know what, I've had enough
of this. I'm not watching anymore of this. I switched
it off and I don't watch every I've never watched
any of it. Since I don't watch the World Cup,
I don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I saw a story this week.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
The World Cup has always had this World Cup's coming
to America, and they've always had this FanFest thing, which
was always free as an act of good will for
people that.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Could not afford.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
Yeah, I know what's coming.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, but now they're charging for it here.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, Well, I mean the fact,
I mean you've touched on it a few times. When
the NFL off games over here, they make out that
there's hundreds of thousands of people interested. It's garbage. They
just closed the street off in London and the whole
place comes to a standstill and they call that a crowd.
It's just crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I think.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I remember when one of the first games in London,
not one of them, it was it was years ago,
the NFL announced they had a record turnout of people
at this event in London and it was, like I
looked it up, Terry, it was like thirty percent of
the entire population.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Most of them are trying to get from one place
to another in the can because the NFL's shut it down.
Just all the you just heard these into it. We'll
call it, and we'll call it a rap.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
That's it. Yeah, the NFL thing in London. It's I mean,
it's popular, people go, but it's it's a novelty factor.
There's just no way. I mean you probably probably don't. Oh,
but fans in England don't change rellegiances quickly. There are
band wagners, but all sports have their own particular It's
(34:10):
it's very tribal over here, so soccer teams. You don't
change soccer teams because one's going from other. You do
get people that do that, but the few and far between.
So over here, you know, if they put the Jags
over here. There's no there's no forty nine er fans
suddenly saying, oh, well, we're going watch the Jags then,
because they're ere and there's no you know, there's the
Redskins fans and the Green Bay Packer fans. They're not
(34:32):
all packing in that fandom and going watching the Jags
because they're over here. It's just not going to happen.
So the NFL and the local the local media like
to like to play it up like that, but the
reality of it is, it's just it's a place to
go and gather to see your mates from different plants
in different countries, different clubs that have played play play
(34:53):
American football over here.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
That's that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
It's unique also because you see when you see a
game in London there's from like every team there.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
Yeah, it's very.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
You don't see that at a typical NFL game in
the United States. All Right, what's next here?
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Mike from Holland, Michigan rights and he says, always a
light to be able to listen to a little more
Bill Miller on the weekends. Last time a few years back,
when I emailed, I was sitting on the beach of
Lake Michigan, and then he mentions the other night he
was at a local restaurant as entertainment on the weekends, and.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
He drove by. I had to do a double take.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
The sign at the itty Bitty bar said, Moxie, it's.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Had the date.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
We headed there after having pizza at a local bar,
and much to my surprise, they were good, he says,
and then talks about the CCR tip of Fay Queen
everything in between.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
The only thing I had.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Hoped to see was a mascot of your Moxie sitting
on someone's shoulder like Roscoe the parrot, of course, the
great roscal of the parrot.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Thanks for all you do. Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
During the week, I am up at four forty five
for the dreaded day shift, but that does get me
out by two thirty, which allows me to still referee
and umpire high school and college baseball.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
And one more old.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
School word for you, if I may brew ha ha,
I love the word brew haha. That's Mike, And he says,
if you can send the mailing address to the studio
when you won't be on vacation, I have an item
for you there you go, although Pastry, Yeah, I'll hit
(36:40):
you back on that mic, so thank you for that. Yeah,
my dog Moxie Terry, that's my pride. And Joe, you
have a dog too, right, what's your what kind of dog?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
I have two, two Labradoors. I've got a yellow Labrador
she's ten from excuse mate Lapardoor Rescue. She's called Pulley.
And I have one that I've only had for the
last five months. She's now a year old, and she's
a fox red Labrador and she's called redd Red.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Nice cool.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
So yeah, have two. I have two dogs. I live
on my own ear.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, and the dogs get along with each other because
we had mox yeah and the other dog, and they
would they would fight, kind of get into it every
once in a while and it was a real ruckus
at the house.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Mine get on fine. They wrestle with each other, but
they don't fight. They're not fighting, so they just they
m look about a bit. The older ones were even
worse than the younger one, to be honest, she's she's
an absolute nuisance with art. She'll set it off. But yeah,
I was thinking when he was going to the restaurant
looking for Moxy. It's a good job he didn't go
looking for Moxy and pumpkin Pie, wasn't it. That would
have been that would have been messy.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Oh my god, the yeah I still have when I
I walk by that part of the house and I
look and I can still the aisle of it was unreal.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
It was like it was like out of a cartoon.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
It's a good job they didn't have smell red.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yeah, yeah, he spelled podcasting lucky Lucky, Tony writes in
he says, hey, Ben and jose Can sake, I guess
you're jose Can Siko. I say, we dropped the Dallas
dumper name from Charlie, And yeah, we haven't heard from
Charlie in a while, Charlie in Wisconsin and Charlie in Dallas.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
This kid Charlie called up for like a month.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
And then his parents must have found out that he
was standing up at night calling ray shows and put
the kebasha on that. Anyway, says did I did I
raise to write lame jokes after his pot call?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Of course? Are are his calls any good?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
He says, And does he sound like Lee Harvey? Yes,
but he's just a kid. This is very random that you.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Sent this here, Tony, considering he hasn't called in a while.
Maybe that's an old email that somehow ended up in
my inbox.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Now, I don't know. Alf Frits.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
In the alien opiner from the will call ticket window,
he says, first off, who in the hell would turn
down opportunity to sit and chew the fat with you
for three hours at a baseball game?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I'll tell you who, alf.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
D. Yeah, could not have been less interested, could not
have been less interested in what I thought was a.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Very generous offer.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
And Terry, you're a fellow introvert, right, I'm an introvert.
Absolutely put myself out there and say that I want
to sit with another human being for three hours and
have a conversation at a baseball game. Is not something
I would choose to do. And he has no interest.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Zero.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
I love I love dickdat and he's so funny.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
But he no, no, no, he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
And I don't think he really watches sports anymore. I
don't think he does because all of his references are
from forty years ago. He Alf also says, second question,
will you be allowed to transport the aforementioned dixter across
state lines into the state of Kentucky. If I remember correctly,
Dick said he's never been out of Ohio.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
This is true. This is a problem. This is a problem.
And the whole.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Point of me going to the Cincinnati area is to
hang out.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
With the dixter So he better show up to this place.
It's literally a mile away, Terry from Ohio. It's like
a mile.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
I had the podcast on Friday, and for certainly you
need to be you need to be anging out you Dick,
So that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Uh yeah, I don't know about the whole baseball thing. Well, see,
I want to go to the game. If it's raining,
I'm probably not gonna go.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
I would be surprised. I don't know. I haven't seen
the forecast.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Obviously we're still ways away from that, so I don't
want to sit out in the rain for three hours.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I'd rather go out.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
What's that you could shelter next to Rob?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Robbi'll keep us try for sure.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Uh, thank you off Joe from Magnolia Texas rites and
he says, Hey, Ben, thanks for reading my email. Unfortunately,
the auto quality was so bad. He says, I don't
think anyone actually hurt. Is that true, it says I,
Miss Danny g Anyway, I took your advice about suing.
But around here, unless your claim involves a semi the
(41:13):
billboard lawyers.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Are not interested. That is from Joe in Magnoia, Texas. Yeah,
is this Joe or is this Terry? Rather? Is this
a thing in your part of the world?
Speaker 3 (41:26):
In America, every big city, especially where I live in
Los Angeles, I drive in. I got a pretty far
drive from the north Woods, and I drive nothing but
billboards for.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
The superwoman, super lawyer called Jacob.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
I've got Barry, this guy, that guy, every kind of
lawyer you could possibly want.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
They've got nothing but billboards for lawyers. It's wild.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
No, we don't have many billboards nowadays over here. There's
a few, but they don't advertise lawyers. We do get
lawyers for you for all sorts of things, like on
TV adverts and that kind of thing. When I mean,
I don't watch TV really that much, but they're p you.
But most of the things are just the current. The
current ones that we get are all like video adverts
(42:17):
on YouTube and that kind of thing, you know, claim
your care finance back and all this that and the other,
all that garbage.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
It is outrageous here.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
You got to come to the States sometime and just
drive and count the number of billboards for attorneys.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
It is insane.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
James whatever his name is, Sweet James.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
That guy's all over the place.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
What he said, he said, the adverts for set Unless
you've got a semi what's a semi.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Eighteen wheeler? The big eighteen? All right?
Speaker 4 (42:47):
Okay, okay? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Uh Quang from Ho Chim in Vietnam right siting on
the mail bag, the fifth hour mail bag here, he says,
guaranteed human Big Ben, a British color a cafe owner
celebrated his eightieth birthday by baking and assembling a massive
carrot cake measuring seventeen feet by seventeen feet, says the
(43:12):
guy named Ted, owner of the Granville Coffee in a
town I've never heard of, teamed up with multiple local
bakeries to assemble his birthday cake, which contained over seventeen
hundred and sixty pounds of carrots, seven hundred pounds of butter,
thousands of eggs, and nearly two thousand pounds of icing.
(43:34):
This guy, Martindale, said it took over a month to
bake the four hundred and thirty individual cakes that made
up the final product, he says. Kwang says, is this
a cake if it took over a month to bake
and was constructed by four hundred and thirty individual cakes,
says Kwang.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
And there you go. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
In the original sixteenth century phrasing, i'll the proverb would
you both eat your cake and have your cake was
recorded in fifteen forty six and not you can't have
your cake and eat it too.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
So that is a.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
A fun fact mistake, an idiom mistake from from back
in the day.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
And all them carrots and it's healthy eating, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yeah, it's like when I you just I eat these
the I get this candy that's it's like nuts, but
it's just covered in like sugar.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
So it's like what it's you know, it's nuts. It's
healthy for it.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
No it's not yeah yeah good for yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Yeah yeah yeah exactly. So that's a coin there, all right,
I think on that we'll get do. I mean, it's
been great, Terry, it's been awesome to have you on.
I thank you for being here. Do you have anything
you want to promote? Anything you want to get out.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
So just don't come to England and say anything anything hurting.
If you put anything on social media ever, just be
ware that the police are more interested in that than
finding criminals. So just just don't come to England. So
waste the time, don't it.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
All right?
Speaker 3 (45:01):
That's from the Chamber of Commerce Terry in England. Well
you got to come to the States, Terry, come visit
us sometime and we'll I.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Might come by money to come and buy some Second
Amendment gear and we get on. Get me through the airport.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
There you go, all right.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
I will be back tonight on the radio show. We'll
talk at the Master's final round of the Masters here
on Sunday, so we'll talk about that.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I'm sure dramatic finish. Will there be a dramatic finish.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
And we've got the NBA Playoffs coming up here. I
know Terry's excited about that, loves that conversation. I cannot
wait for that sabotage of the show and should be
here all week. I do have some family coming in
next week at the end of the week, so we'll
see about that, but I plan on being as of
now being there the entire night.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
So anyway, our hard tire week, have a wonderful, wonderful
rest
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Of your day, and we will chat with you on
the radio and a little bit population
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