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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, all right, Carl and to your life from Philly.
It's the number one rated Polly Tony foot show. Yo.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
As always, Polly Fools Go here with Tony Fools Go
and NFL playoffs I here, we got the Eagles coming up.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We're gonna tell you why the backers should be very
worried and consernedsolutely about what their head coach just said.
Just absolutely bizarre. And you know people I always hear this, Tony.
People come up to us, they say, we're biased, Doe
of the Eagles?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Are you kissed? Such a dumbness you don't listen to
the show.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Well, if we're going to prove to you while you're
all dumb and point out an unfortunate oversight that the
team is exact.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
And also we're going to do something. You know, we're
always innovating on this show, aren't we, Tony?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Always exactly when everybody else zigs, we zig the other
way exactly.
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Well, yeah, we're going to be opening up the Fusco
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Speaker 3 (01:10):
Congratulations to all of you out there, yep.
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Exactly, and you know, for legal purposes, I don't even
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Yeah, exactly.
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That's enough of all that, so much.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
To get those So let's get right into our top
story story.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
All right, First out the gate.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
As you know, the Eagles will host the Packers this
Sunday in the Wild Cad Round.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And again not biased, Tony, just standing pure.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Facts here, it's looking like I won one hundred and
ten percent lock for the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
You're a total blowout.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
First of all, we already beat the Packers in week one,
and Tony, that says everything right there, doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Totally? People think the playoffs are hard, No, No, Week
one is the hardest week, and that's when the Eagles
smash the Packers. You see, in week one, there is
no film to watch beforehand to get you prepared. You
gotta have film. I mean, I don't want to be crass,
but imagine trying to, you know, do sex without having
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any film to watch to get you going. It's impossible, exactly.
I mean again, I don't want to give out too
much personal information about myself, but if I don't watch
Busty Nurses twelve and or fourteen or even sixteen, I
don't feel prepared to, you know, execute the offense and
penetrate the defense.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Just such a.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Terrific breakdown that, Dony, and you know it must be,
said Doe. In Week one, the Eagles had to beat
the Packers in Brazil, a country life with shootings and
dang violence. Now you may say, well, there's also shootings
and gangs in Philly, and you would be one hundred
percent right sure, But at least those gangs won't be
shooting at optin, which just makes it so much easier.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Exactly. It's a total game changer.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And by the way, Dony talking about game changers people,
these morons, they've been saying we should be concerned because
Jalen Hurts has been in concussion protocol for weeks now.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
No, people, this is a great thing, isn't it done?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Personally, I'm thrilled to see Jalen Hurts still in concussion protocol.
This shows the Eagles are following the championship blueprint. We
all know they win super Bowls by getting this starting
QB's injured at the perfect time, right before the end
of the season.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Frankly, I have to critique Nick Sirianni here forgetting Jalen
Hurts injured a little later than I would have liked.
I would have liked to see a concussion maybe week
thirteen or fourteen, just to give Tanne McKee and Kenny
Pickett a little more time. Not like they need it, though,
because they have talent given directly to them by God himself.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Just such perfect analysis again by you, Tony. And you
know why we are taking the Eagles here as we do,
because if we go on this show objective, we have
another question here, don't we Don'ty, why haven't the Eagles
signed Nick Foles all respect to our perfect backup QB's
Kenny Pickett and Tanna McKee. Foles has the playoff experience exactly,
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the championship experience, and also.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
The intimidation factor.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I mean, imagine you're Green Bay and you'll see Nick
Foles on the other sideline. Oh my god, a blitz once,
because you'd be so scared of injuring the quarterback and
potentially bringing Foles into the game, wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You, Tony.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
You know, you really got to wonder if all that
hairs blocking Nick Sirianni's follicles from sending smart thoughts to
each other. You gotta wonder.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You gotta wonder, don'tye.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
And on that note talking about coaches, an absolutely bizarre
statement from Packers coach Matt Lafleur at a press conference
the other day while discussing the playoffs. This is what
he said, and I quote, it's a new season now.
Everyone is zero and zero, Tody, What the hell is that?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I have no idea. Does Matt Lafloy even know how
the NFL works?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Apparently not exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Everyone knows the new season doesn't start until September. We're
still in the same season right now. And on top
of that, Matt Lafloy doesn't even know his own team's record. No,
they're not zero and zero, they're eleven and six.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
YEP.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
If I'm the Packers, I'm very concerned about Matt Laflo's
coaching and his mental stability. You know, this might be
the first time a coach and his concussion protocol.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Such great points all around, Tony. And you know why
we're talking about coaches here, there's other big coaching news.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
The Bears asked the Cowboys, yeah, he could interview Mike
McCarthy for their open head coaching position. Now the Cowboys
have since denied the request. But this said a lot,
didn't it, Dony.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
It does. The Bears were clearly impressed with Mike McCarthy's
relatively strong seven to ten record this season. Chicago finished
five and twelve, so seven wins would be like a
Super Bowl win for them. In fact, my sources tell
me don't be surprised if the Bears strongly pursue Cardinals
head coach Jonathan Gannon, who had an even more impressive
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eight and nine record this season.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Wow, just such interesting inside information that Dony is well.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Now to the AFC.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You know, there's still a lot of people hubbub angry
at the Chiefs and corson Wentz because they're claiming they
threw that game against the Broncos, so they've lose to
Denver and then the Bengals wouldn't make the playoffs. The Chiefs,
especially Corson Wentz, I thought played that game perfectly, didn't they.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Tony one again, Corson Wentz was just following the Eagles playbook,
collapsing at the end of the season, either through injury
or suckage, which then forces the backup QB to rise
to the occasion. And in this case, the backup QB
is Patrick Mahomes. That's what makes Carson Wentz a winner.
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He inspires and gets the best out of his backups
Nick Foles, Jalen Hurtz, Patrick Mahomes. When you think about it,
Corson Wentz is the best backup backup of all time.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Couldn't agree more, Tony and uh oh Well, finally got
an update here on the Tyreek Hill situation.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
It appeared earlier in the week that the wide receiver
was demanding a trade out of Miami, but now the
Dolphins are saying Tyreek has not directly requested a trade.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Well, yeah, that seems a little more plausible, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It, don't.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah. Knowing Tyreek Hill, he never pulls out of any situation.
He usually stays in a little too long and you know,
suffers long term consequences that sometimes last eighteen years. Although
I gotta say, I really think Tyreek should consider going
to another team like Green Bay or Buffalo, and not
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because they're better teams than Miami, but because the weather
is colder and that'll lower his sperm count, which will
help raise his production on the field and lower his
production off the field.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Just great medical analysis that, Donty. And well, that's where
we're going to end that segment because we got to
get to new one. You know, as you know on
this show, right, we're always coming up with new ideas, innovating.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's why everyone in the business copies us.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Well, that's why today we are launching the Fusco chat Box.
This is where yep, you can send your questions in
that we're going to read on the air.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
You shype them in the.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Comments section and email them to info at fuscoshow dot com. Okay,
so we're open up the chat box. Okay, producer, I've
sorted through all the questions. What is our first question.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
There? There's actually only one question right now.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Oh yeah, well I have one question for you. Why
don't you shut up and hurry up and read it?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Maybe you just lost the other questions couldn't disorganized?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Nice million? What's the first question you chose?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
The first question is from at Eagles winner two three
eight four.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Okay, would you.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Pay one one point five million? Two? You know? Dot
dot dot?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
You know, I see what's going on here. Again, we
told you a toop.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Uh. This is clearly about the thing we referenced earlier.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, we said we're not gonna talk about we know
people on Twitter, that's all you want to build this
shrewing our feed by talking about that, all that stuff
nobody cares about.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
No, we're not going to watch that story or what
has gone on or legend. I don't even know what
that is at a certain sports network. Right.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
And also for the record, I don't appreciate the suggestion
that we would ever have to pay for you know
that if anything, they would have to pay us. But
you know that's neither here nor there.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, exactly, you know, and again this is a sports show. Yes,
sports sports say, if we're gonna do this segment, we
need you out there.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Just be a little better.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And also you back there, you know, can you pick
some better questions?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, we have a billion, there must be more back
that's what he picks.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
No, actually one just came in now, oh.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
It was probably sitting on his dead sitting in his
box the whole time.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
They're just exactly good job. What is it?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
What this next one is from at go birds one
two nine three? What is the exact dollar amount you
would offer someone to? You know.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Again again these people people, the playoffs are happening right now.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, this is a sports, it's a sports. A billion
better questions you could be asking right now. I believe
we are here. We are don't.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
We're trying to educate you. You teach, you teach you.
This is this is how you people act. You're ruining
this second child. We could come up with one hundred
billion better questions right now.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Exactly right, like, uh, ask if the Eagles should be
paying Nick Foles a certain dollar amount to play these
next four game. That's a smart question.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
That's how you write a question.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
And by the way, we should be doing yeah the record,
but you know, I gotta say, Donny, you know, if
we don't get some better questions up in here, we
gotta end this segment.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
We're gonna have to end here.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
We are, we're innovating on this show, trying to get
you know, do good again these childish questions. He's terrible.
It's and also what what will we thinking? When we
left it to the producer to pick the questions? Apparently
he's having trouble finding the he doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
What really, just read the only two questions that came in.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
You know your problem, you put blame on other people.
Learn to take accountability for you. That's terrific career advice
for you. You're always you're always blaming other people. Didn't
send this?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Wait what another question just came in?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Sure it was probably there the whole time. You are
full of excuses, you know. I think you got to
get organized, bro. He's just finding the question.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
All right? On a go? What's the question?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
This one is from Jalen is God for one good guy?
Let's do some contract talk?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
There fin we go.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Finally there you go?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
All right, contract dot go? Okay, do you.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Think a one point five million dollar offer is more
of a one shot deal or spread out over three
to five you see?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I try to get you can't do it up?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Cha box off the show, cham box off the show.
I don't think you know what your people. You blew it.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Guess what I gonna do more end in the show, right,
not being punished you the way you're behaving any All right,
well let's call it right now. Well, don't forget to
go vote in the Sports Podcast Awards and you can
enter the Sweet Steakes.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
That's completely legal bribery.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
You're gonna bribe you so kidding me? I want to
bribe a hit man to kill producing Jay? What I
wouldn't want it for free? Donty anyway?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Why what correction? What you said the twenty twenty five
NFL season starts in September.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Uh duh, Yeah, that's basic knowledge, bro.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
No, the game's start in September, but the new league
year actually starts March twelfth, right before free agency.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Oh yeah, well I'm going to march you into my incinerator.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yeah you know what season it always is for you,
virgin season.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh great, yeah, he's still going there.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
What what you said, Tyreek Hill should play in colder
weather because it would lower his sperm count.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Uh yeah, bro, that's smart medical advice.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
No, that is scientifically not true. No study has ever
drawn a link between cold weather and lower sperm count.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Oh well, I'm going to draw a link between my
knife and your chest.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, you want to see a low sperm count.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Check. My bulls have to be in at your mom's house. Oh,
say that's out.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Oh wait, the way he's still talking.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
What I saw a social post you put out about
the sports podcast towards Yeah, and it said I was dead.
Oh what the hell was that?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Oh well, don't worry. We're gonna make a correction by
killing you. Yeah, you're dead.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah. And by the way, that's a great segue.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Don't forget to vote for us in the Sports podcast
the word in the category best Sports Comedy because our
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Speaker 4 (16:47):
I would never do that.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Oh yeah, well you know what, You're also never gonna
do sex. Oh that's a great way to end the show.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, he isn't even o away, just booked for next week. Well,
unless he's not in the playoffs playing for the Eagles,
he'll be here. Super Bowl hero Eagles legend. Nick full
over to the other show. You eight, don't forget. You're
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Great job as always, Same.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
To you, Pauly, another floorless show.
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There you go, we'll see people next week. See your