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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Tony Fosco show, Yo Yo, as always Polly Fosco here
with Tony Fosco and Tony Huge show. Today's good NFL
playoffs in total disarray after this, bills of Broncos meltdown.
But don't worry, We're gonna fix it. All of coming
up on the show, plus ESPN in hot Water for
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an on air snapp foo Tony during the college football Championship.
And you know, as experts in sports media, you know,
some call us the gold standard, you know, of course,
but we'll tell you a simple way to make sure
this embarrassing mistake never happens again. And I'm absolutely we'll
talking about embarrassing mistakes, Tony.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Something we must to dress.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
As you all know, last week we had Lashan McCoy booked,
what we were supposed to have Lashan McCoy on the show,
but he didn't show up. Now, naturally we blamed our
producer back then confirming Yeah, because you know he's a
useless bag of trash who doesn't know that's what he is. Yeah,
But as it turns out, Donty, apparently it was due
to the Verizon outage which happened during the show. And
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as you know, Verizon is one of our many business bodies,
and they were just so mortified, humiliated, apologetic, and well
they did the.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Stand up thing, Tony, didn't they They gave.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Us twenty dollars rebate off our bill this month, just
exclusive for us.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
All is forgiven now, So all is forgiven? Well with Verizon.
You know, I still wonder if it was our producer
who caused the Verizon outage because he didn't want to
do his job.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I still wonder that date, Dondy, Oh, what do you.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
You think I caused the worldwide network outage on one
of the biggest film carriers in the country. Yeah, that
would be domestic terrorism, and I would go to jail.
One could only hope anyway, that would be a dream.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Come try anyway you out there, you know, talking about
a going to jail. If you're just sitting there listening
to this show, just sitting there watching it, well, yeah,
you we should be in this US as a producer
back there. If you don't hit like subscribe, leave a
comment field and then go rate and review on that
review this show, you're good for not going to put
you in jail anyway. All right, enough of that, let's
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get right into our top story story. All right, first
out to gate Doty. Obviously the big story. The NFL
playoffs just totally a mess. After that Bill's Broncos Non
gone call whatever you want to call it. Then, uh, well,
you know, I think we got to send a message
through all the Buffalo Bills fans out there.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Don't wait, Dony, Absolutely our hearts go out to the
Buffalo Bills fans. You know, these NFL playoffs have been
totally maud and compromised by the poor quality of officiating.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's clear the only thing to.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Do at this point is for us to all just
go back the NFL. Give a me a kolpa. Let's
start the entire playoffs over again. Just do one big
do over. It's really the only Fay resolution.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I couldn't have said it better myself, Donty. It's only fair.
And you know, yeah, talking about resolution, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm still thinking about that catch Non gotch right in
the Bills game. That just seems to me to be
an obvious way to fix these problems.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Just have to receive a.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Called DIBs NIBBs. Of course, I was thinking the same thing.
Whoever calls Dibbs first gets the ball and the other
person can't claim it. It's that simple, Frankly, if Brandon
Cooks had just called Dibbs, the Bills would be in
the AFC Championship right now.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Unquestionable.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
That Tony and Well moving on to other teams that
totally blew it the Texans. You know, a lot of
people are saying that Texans should consider moving off CJ.
Stroud after he threw four picks in that loss to
the Patriots.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
But don't it.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't think these people understand the game of football
at all, don't yo.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Of course not. What's the one thing you need in
a quarterback awareness, of course.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And CJ.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Stroud showed perfect awareness because he was clearly aware how
bad he is at playing quarterback and how much better
the Texans defense is than their crappy offense.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yep, that's why.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
He showed great awareness by turning the ball over as
much as possible so the defense could take over and
get a pick six or a fumble return, so the
Texans could actually have a.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Chance at scoring. CJ.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Stroud clearly knew the less he's on the field, the better.
That's just great awareness and leadership if you ask me.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Just terrific analysis all around that Dony and a thing
of course, the other quarterback who was now feeling down
for himself, Caleb Williams, you know, made a huge comeback
to get the Bears in overtime versus the Rams, but
then he.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Just collapsed at Dony.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You watched the game film went back, what's your breakdown?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Well, you could just see it on the film.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Caleb had just come from behind at the end of
the fourth quarter, and after coming from behind, he was
just too drained. You could see he just couldn't get
it up for overtime. You know, his energy, he looked
totally limp and flaccid, and when he saw an opening,
you know, the hole between those guys, he just couldn't
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get it up, you know, the pass because his balls
were so drained.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You really have to chalk that up to the rams D.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Caleb usually can handle a lot of D and also
getting rammed by that D. But this rams D was
just so big and girthy that ultimately it caused him
to check.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Just terrific analysis all around that, Dony, and, well, let's
move on to other news the Steelers. There are reports
that Pittsburgh is considering bringing back Aaron Rodgers for another
season and that they have quote unfinished business. I totally
agree with this, don't you don'y one hundred percent?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
The Steelers and Aaron Rodgers definitely have unfinished business. They
all still need to figure out who Aaron Rodgers' wife
is and what she looks like, and how comes she
never goes to any of the games or team functions,
and how she doesn't seem to exist in reality, as
there's no record of her existence.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
So, yes, the Steelers have a lot of unfinished business.
Couldn't agree more that, Dony.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
And also on the subject of the Steelers, there are
rumors that the Steelers could be hiring Mike McCarthy as
their next head coach, and Dony, I think this is
the right fit, don't you.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Absolutely McCarthy is a great fit with Pittsburgh culture because
everyone in Pittsburgh is fat. That was my problem with
Mike Tomblin. He was fit, not fat. That one letter
makes all the difference. You know, if you're really dedicated
to watching football, then you're gonna be fat because you're
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just gonna be sitting there on the.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Couch watching football all day.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
You know.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
That's my knock on Sirianni. He's so thin and in shape.
It's because it's clear he's not watching enough football. He's
not watching enough football. I mean, now, think about all
the great coaches. I mean, they were all legendary lot asses,
you know, couse.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I mean, yeah, sure in most parts of the world,
you know, morbid obesity is a sign of sickness, but
in football it's a sign of dedication.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You know, just look at the greats.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Bill Parcell's huge ass, Andy Reid, massive hefer, Mike holmgrin butterball,
turkey ass cheeks. You're Charlie Weiss, you know, not a
great coach, but clearly watch the ton of football.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You know, and when you think about the word coach, well,
it's so close to the word couch.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You know exactly. That's why they.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Probably came up with the word coach, because they're like,
who's that guy sitting on the couch all day? And
the guy said human couch.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
And then it evolved into coach.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah exactly. From there it involved into coach. You know,
they should these teams should be hiring a head coach
and a head couch for the coach more.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But they don't.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You know, talking about coaches, don'ty. This is such a
copycat league, the NFL. It's so pathetic how everyone's trying
to copy the Rams and that coach Sean McVay.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I mean, look at all these teams.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
We put together this list coaches teams have hired over
the past few years.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Look at this.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
The Dolphins Mike McDaniel, the Cowboys Mike McCarthy, Wow, the
Bills Sean McDermott, the Raiders Josh McDaniels.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
And don't forget the Vikings hired Jerry McConnell.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
No, I forgot to put that on the list. Oh
what a producer is talking?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
What what the Vikings coach is Kevin O'Connell, not Jerry McConnell.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh I see O'Connell as in, Oh you're an asshole?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, or oh shut the fuck up, thanks for that correction.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Look in the show. Yeah, no more hiring and firing people.
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You know, let's talk about these open positions for head coach.
You know, people say it's too many because they're like
nine ten of them. I say it's not enough, don't
he When you think about it, shouldn't every coach who
didn't win a Super Bowl get fired right after the season.
I mean, if you don't fire your coach, then you're
basically saying not winning a Super Bowl is acceptable and that.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Being a loser is okay. You know, that's a great point.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I've always said, I think the team that wins the
Super Bowl should fire their coach too, because he needs
to know he can't just rest on his laurels. I
mean last year, before the Eagles won the Super Bowl,
Nick Sirianni said he couldn't wait to quote finish the job.
And I was like, what, the job's not over. You
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have a five year contract.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I was horrified by that dote, don't you.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Candem right there, right there, look at the Chiefs right now.
Clearly Andy Raid thought winning three Super Bowls was good enough.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Well look at how that backfire, horrible disaster.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Talking about backfire, you see this, Donny.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
The scientists out there in San Francisco, they're saying the
reason the forty nine Ers having so many injuries is
because there's an electrical substation next to Levi's stadium giving
off electromagnetic waves or something else that's causing the breakdown
and Livement's muscles, body pots, whatever, Dony, your thoughts.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
It well, are we one hundred percent sure this is
a bad thing because I once saw this movie where
people were exposed to gamma rays and they developed supernatural abilities,
Like there was a guy in a wheelchair and thanks
to the gamma rays, he was able to talk to
people through his mind. And you know, I think that
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might be how the Niners seemed to know all the
Eagles plays. Then Nina's mistake was not loading up on
more radiation before going up to Seattle to play the Seahawks.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Makes total sense when you put it together like that, Dony,
and thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
We'll talk it about mistakes.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
ESPN during the college football playoff the broadcast, they panned
to the crowd and showed a woman who goes by
the name Arabella Danger or a Bella Danger. She's reportedly
an adult video performer.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Not familiar though I don't know who that is anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
ESPN too says they were unaware of who this person
on the screen was and I don't know, Dony, I'm
wondering what we can do an ESPN can do to
prevent such a travesty from happening again.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You know, you know, there's an obvious solution.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
These cameramen and producers need to not only study the
players on the field, but also the potential adult performers
who might be sitting in the stands. I hope ESPN
spends the next few weeks forcing their employees to watch
hours upon hours of adult films and paywall content so
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they can recognize these performers in the future.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Do better, Yeah, do better in fact, Donny, you know,
as leaders in the sports media industry, you know, as
considered by millions of people, you know, naturally. Yeah, I
think it's our duty right now to you know, on
this show, you know, show ESPN a way to fix
this situation. So there's you know, Arabella whatever, Grande Whateverbella
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agreed so it doesn't happen again. And you know, I
think I have an idea that how we can educate,
we can educate the people. Why don't we do that?
After the break? Okay, stick around, We're gonna we're gonna
do something right after the break. We'll be right back.
All right, we're back from break. Okay, So, as we
told you before the break, all right, what happened? You know,
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ESPN during the college football playoff they accidentally whatever you know,
they say, it's an accident.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Who knows?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Show this woman named Arabella Grande, Abella whatever, Bella.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I've never seen this name before until the other day.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Anyway, they showed her on the screen and you know,
the people there's an uproar because they're saying, well, she's
some kind of adult video perform or whatever, all right,
and you know ESPN is saying, well, you know, how
are we supposed to know?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
And well, you know that really is the duty of ESPN.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Of course, you can't just say the players on the field,
you got to know if they're gonna be adult film
pent in the stand. So, Tony, this is what I
think we should do. Right now, it's all gonna do.
Let's let's try and educate us and the audience so
we could prevent this from happening again.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You're a sports media business. Watch this show week.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
We look up to us constant chatter, you know, Joe Buck, Troyek,
the amount of people anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Let's go through.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Uh, producer, we asked you to source some images of
some of these actors and actresses because we know you're
an expert on this stuff unlike us. Uh during the break, Ye,
why don't you go ahead and put up one of
those images and uh, Tony and I will just try
and see if we can even take a stab at
all these people are.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I mean, let's see, but one up there.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Huh, Okay, I'm seeing on the screen, Tony, this, I'm blonde,
I mean, relatively attractive, buzz of me woman.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I don't know who that is? Not bring a bell
this image? Do you before?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
No, you know, very attractive.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
But but yeah, yeah, this is why we need to
get educated on the stage.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
We're running a broadcast. We got to be able to Okay,
do you know who that is? I have no idea
who is this young lady? Who is that?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
You mean to tell me you've never seen Jenna Jamison before?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Who? Jay Jonah James is the expert. He's the expert.
Of course he would.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Of course, I'm having a hard time believing you don't
know who she is. I don't believe you.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I think you had a hard time watch picking these photos.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Actually, you've never had a hard time if you catch
my drift?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, exactly, all right, Look, experts, we put up another one.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Maybe we know. I don't know who is this?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I'm looking it's kind of like Arabian Look, eyebrow.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Was she in the Aladdin the reboot? The live action
Aladdin movie?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Is this the Aladdin movie?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Who is this? I've never seen this, never seen it before.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
You're telling me you've never seen Miya Khalifa either.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Well, I don't watch Aladdin, so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I've listened to Whiz Khalifa. Is she related to whisk
Whiz Khalifah?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
No, no, no, no? Who is she Mia Khalifa?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, you're not helping. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Who that is not familiar Tony, But of course seen
her before. Our producer back there's basically Larry Flint back there.
We got Larry Flint for a producer.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Choosing a lot of films that you probably know.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Like Lead the weapon that are saved on your that
are saved on your computer in a in a folder
that your mom can't find.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Sure we know all about it? Yeah, of course he knows.
This is this is all his favorites.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
He's glad Louis set up this segment, Tony. This is
the first time he's ever had more knowledge than us
about it.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
He can't confirm against but when he has to do this, oh,
he's all.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
He had no problem finding image of adult film stars,
but getting Lashan McCoy off. Forget it too much? All right,
give us an maybe just please one week and maybe no. Yeah,
you're trying to make us look bad. Okay, this one
what we'll see. Uh, I'm drawing a blank on this one.
Down he's kind of a hairy, fat guy with a mustache.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You just ring any bells?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah, I recognize him. I know him. That's Lorenzo. He
owns the pizza Paula down the block.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
That's Lorenzo, the guy who owns the pizza.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Yeah, that's lore trying to trick us. Yeah, nice try,
I know Lorenzo.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Stop it. But he's shaking his head.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
What you definitely know who this is?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
If I was a PERV like you?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
What?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Wait? Is this an adult Is that man an adult film?
Start dough?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
He was? His name is Ron Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Lorenzo used to make pornos under the name Ron Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Who is this Ron Jeremy man you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
In the adult film industry, He's well known back in
the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
You know, produca. Honestly, I feel like I need to
apologize to you. I feel like we've slept on your
talents here. You are a historian of the porno industry.
I was unaware. Here we have you trying to run
a sports show. Clearly we have you on the wrong show.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
You know it's okay to admit that you've seen porn before.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
H Are you talking to yourself? Yeah? Creep? Are you
looking in the mirror right now? Weird? Weird this.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
You know, we don't need to work out. Let's just
stend this segment. I'm getting a little uncomfortable here.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Let's just it to you, the audience, who had to
hear that we apologize to you.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Just let let him ruin, which was otherwise a terrific
year and fat the educational show. Tony, just don't forget
to go to the marching store. He's buy all the
march Oh wait, he's still talking.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Wait, you know you're upped in our plug for the
merch store. He's afraid to go home, Tony to that
lonely den.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Of calling out directions. He lives in what corrections? Go?
What you think to prevent another Bill's broncos catch controversy,
the balls should just go to whoever calls Dibbs first.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, Bro, makes total sense. Bro yee.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Honestly, I don't know what to say to that, except
that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Oh yeah, well, you're the stupidest thing I've ever heard
in my life.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Yeah, I called Dibbs. I'm getting the first kick on
your balls tonight. Oh my call second, Tony.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
No, I'm stopping. I'm still talking what.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
You said. The electromagnetic waves near Levi Stadium could help
the forty nine ers grow superpowers.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, Bro, seeing it happen many times, bro Yee.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yeah, in comic books, that's the only place that type
of stuff happens.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh yeah, well, you know it's going to have electromagnetic
waves your bath dub after I dropped my radio in it.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
You know you actually have a superpower, a force field
that keeps women away.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Oh no, shout out that way go.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
You know I ran out of time last week pointing
out all the other dumb things you've said. But but
last week you said the air pressure at Mile High
Stadium is higher because it's at a higher elevation.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, it's called science, bro, look it up.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Hey, I didn't need to. Everyone knows air pressure decreases
at higher elevations. That's basic science.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Oh yeah, Well you know what's also going to be
mile high? Your body after I throw it from an airplane. Yeah,
and you know it has no elevation. Your erection.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Oh your crime one doty Oh.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
By talking about something increasing, it's gonna be our viewership,
which you think can't get in the eye. Watch next
week when joining us on the show, Just book doty
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Speaker 1 (21:32):
Great job as always, Same to you, Paulie. Another floorless show, Theage.
Will see people next week. See your