World's #1-rated sports talk hosts Paulie & Tony Fusco tell you Maxx Crosby GOT VERY LUCKY with the Baltimore Ravens backing out of his trade from the Las Vegas Raiders, and why this WAS NOT SHOCKING AT ALL. Also, why Tua Tagovailoa is the BEST QB for the Atlanta Falcons, and why Caleb Williams just showed the Chicago Bears his unreal dedication to football. Plus, the debut of a revolutionary new sports app: Tony A.I.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, all right, do you dam and toyal life
from Philly. It's the number one rated Paully Tony fools
go show yo yo yo, as always, Paulie fools go
here with Tony fools going. Dony Huge shouted, I waited
by your people out there. You know you keep bothering us.
Where's your NFL Free Agency episode already? Yeah, your morons.
(00:29):
You don't understand sports out there, like you know the
other day, Donty remember what I said, Remember when the
Raiders they traded Max Crosby to the Ravens. What did
I say, Tony? I said, just watch this trade. Isn't
going to go through seeing it one hundred times at journeys, you.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Know we were right.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
We watch all these idiots go record that shakes while
we waited, just sat back and right as always.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Bangle on the money again, Tony, exactly.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
This is why they say the early bird gets the worm,
because who the hell wants worms?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Nobody?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Nobody.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Anyway, We're gonna tell you why we weren't surprised by
the Max Crosby situation. Also, why you know the Falcons
picking up tour people say this it's a bad move.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's clearly a great move.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Also, we're gonna we're gonna premiere something later in the show.
You know, you see this. Fox Sports came out with
this Colin Coward AI where you could talk to this robot.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Colin.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, you know, people don't know this, it's inside the business.
But Fox Sports asked us first yep, we said, well,
first of all, do you have a billion dollars sitting around?
And number two, well, we're not giving you that valuable ip.
You know, we're doing our own thing. Yes, So what
we've been in the lab working on Tony AI, which
is gonna be available in the full sco Bet app
(01:45):
very soon. But we're gonna debut it right here on
the show. And it's incredible, isn't it. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
It just shows us what robots can do, you know,
unlike our producer, who's the only robot who does nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, just totally useless.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Back there doesn't On the subject of totally useless, if
you're watching the show, listening to the show right now
and you're just sitting there, well, what the hell are
you doing? This isn't an unemployment line. Yeah, you get
to work. You gotta what to do? You write the
comments you clicked like your rate and review on a
five star. You know we're not asking for much people.
(02:22):
I mean, come on, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Tony, you clearly had the time to watch this show,
so go do that too.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Exactly, you got time, clearly you're here.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Any enough of that, Let's get right into our top story.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
All right, First out the gate.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You know something we totally saw coming and nobody else did,
No Ravens. They decide to trade some picks to the
Raiders for Max Crosby, but when Crosby failed as physical well,
they called off the trade. Totally saw that one coming
and the Ravens should have seen it coming through, shouldn't
they have?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Tony?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You know, whenever I spend like two days in Las Vegas,
I fail every physical I have for like the next
three straight months.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Ye think about it.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Max Crosby has played in Las Vegas for like six years,
so frankly, it should be more shocking that he's still alive,
or that he has a functioning liver or doesn't have
Klagana herpes, you know, which is a combination of chlamydia,
gonorrhea and herpes that only exists in Las Vegas, and
(03:26):
I know because I've had it eight times. Anyway, the
Ravens should have totally seen this coming. Also, anyone on
the Ravens who encountered Max Crosby or any member of
the Raiders should start taking antibiotics as soon as possible.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Just terrific football and also medical insight that Tony and
you know people. They're also saying, well, this was bad
for Max Crosby because now he has to go back
to the Raiders.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
What I have no idea. You know, this is great
for him.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Anyone who knows football knows Max Crosby dodged a bullet
because the Baltimore Ravens are the Cleveland Browns. Sure, the
teams now move to another city and as a totally
different uniform and players in stadium, but they're still technically
the Browns. If I found out I no longer had
(04:18):
to go play for the Cleveland Browns, I'd.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Be jumping for joy, you know, yep, unless.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm Max Crosby, because I might get winded because I
just failed the physical.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
But you know what I'm saying, I.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Totally hear what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Although you know what, hold on, hold on, I gotta
say something that concerns me about this Max Crosby situation.
You know, if a team can suddenly back out of
a trade, then can any team just back out of
a trade at any time?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
You know? That can create real problems like does this mean.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
That the Packers can now back out of the Micah
Parson's trade and send it back to the Cowboys, you know?
Or does this mean that the Jets can now back
out of the Sam Donald trade and get Sam Donald back?
You know, is the Soviet Union gonna ask to give
them Alaska back?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
It's a very slippery slope.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Just eye opening perspective that Dony. Definitely a lot that
the league needs to consider there. And well, you know,
while we're talking free agency, got to talk about another
major move. The Falcons picked up to a Tagle. Well,
he was dubbed by the Dolphins after six forgettable years
with the team. Now people say this was a bad
(05:31):
move for the Falcons because you know, to his diamond,
Miami was so bad.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
But they don't get it, do they don'ty.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
No, What's the one thing they say? Every great quarterback
needs a short memory exactly, and nobody has a shorter
memory than tour. You know, in fact, he probably already
forgot he even played for the Dolphins, you know, yep.
His head is totally a clean slate with literally no
(05:58):
bad memories, any memories at all.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
So I'm excited to see him in Atlanta, you know,
just as long as he remembers when his flighter.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Is Yep, fingers crossed, that don'ty And yeah, well you
know a lot of morons out there.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
They're saying it was a bad.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Week for the Eagles because they had several players like
Reid Blanket Ship and some other losers go to other teams. Well, no,
it was a bad week for them, wasn't.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
A done No.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
This is the problem I have with free agency. Why
do people think it's okay to leave one team and
join another. You know, we have a name for that
in this country, treason. Look at Benedict Cumberbatch. As we
all know, he was a Southerner in the Civil War,
and then he switched sides and he moved from the
(06:46):
South to the East, and that's when he crossed the
Potomac and fought for the Russians. Before, of course, as
we all know, he had his head cut off by
George Washington with the Cherry Tree Acts. So let that
be a lesson in history for all you plays out there.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Just a terrific history lesson that, donny. And well, now
to another big free agency story. The Bears picked up
their new center, Garrett Bradberry from the Bills after their
former center Drew Dolman shockingly retired after five seasons. And well,
you have saurcing on this whole story, don't you thought,
(07:23):
I do.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
My sources tell me right now, Caleb Williams is working
closely with his new center to make sure he can
properly handle his balls, you know, footballs, of course, of course, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You know.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Apparently he's making sure his center knows how to properly
move those balls between his legs and not grip them
too tight, you know, the footballs during the hike, you know,
of course, of course.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
And I'm also hearing.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
In case it doesn't work out with this new center,
Caleb Williams has been going around to other guys around
Chicago and asking if they can handle his balls, or
if he can take a turn handling their balls, just
to show how he likes his balls handled and gripped,
you know, just such dedication to the game.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Wow, just terrific sourcing that, Dony and Mule.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Well, you know, as you know you people out there,
we don't like to talk about a player's personal life.
No in this show right now, because that's just dumpster diving.
Shame for us media behavior.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You know, we are a sports show and therefore it
is our duty to you, a viewer and listener, to
report this next story that Dak Prescott's fiance has called
off their marriage due to what she called quote ongoing
infidelity issues.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
And well, Tony, what's your reaction here?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Well, what's the most important thing?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Any quarterback needs commitment, of course, and Dak just proved
that he isn't committed.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Now.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I hate to say it, but you don't see that
problem with Jalen Hurts.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Do you never?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
No, last year, Jalen Hurts married his college sweetheart.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
That's commitment.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
And this is why Jalen Hurts once again beats Dak
Prescott in every category that matters.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Put out that graphic. Just look at these numbers.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Years with girlfriend Jalen nine Dak zero, fidelity rate Jalen
one hundred percent perfect Dak zero percent. And of course
super Bowl wins Jalen won Dak again.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Whose just an amazing and undeniable statistical breakdown that Dony. Yet,
by the way, speaking of Jalen Hurts, you see this
in the news, Dony, there's this guy out there, Jason
Locke ten Foura.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I don't know who that he comes up with the story.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It says a multiple experienced offensive coordinators were hesitant to
take the Eagles OC job to quote serious concerns over
Jalen Hurts his inconsistency.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Are you waiting?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
This just proves these fools have no idea what they're
talking about, do They don't?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
It not at all. What's the most important trait? Any
quarterback can have? Undility, of course, and what's better than
having a quarterback who's inconsistent.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
If your quarterback is too.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Consistent, then the defenses will know exactly what he's gonna
do every game. But if you have an inconsistent quarterback,
defenses won't know how to prepare.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I can't believe I have to explain this me neither, Tony.
It's just baffling. Yeah, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
You know something.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I also can't believe we got to explain. You know,
people keep coming up doors saying, hey, I thought you
were sponsored by a fresh clean threat.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
What happened to that sponsorship? Yeah? Why you asked that that? Business?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
People don't know how to ask business. You know, we
came to them with a great idea. What do we say?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Doty?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
We said, you know the problem with your shirts? You
look at them, they're just playing. There's nothing on you know,
nothing on them. Clever sayings. You know you got to
have those clever sayings. Sure, and that's when we decided done,
zoll We're done with your deal. We don't give millions
of dollars and give to someone else because we don't
need it.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
We'll we find our own.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
And now, just to prove it, what we did is
we went and we updated the full Scow Show merch stall.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
With the special limited edition item.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
You know, people they love the catchphrases dody and apparently
they love the yups.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You know that they do. You know when you say
something smart as always and I.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Say, yep, well we're going to get and made shirt
with that that catchphrase on it says yep, yep, yep, yep.
Because two seconds threw it up, you're already selling millions.
It's gonna be sold out in two seconds. I'm afraid
it's gonna be sold out by the time. You bet
right now exactly. You go to the merch store the
(12:07):
click the link in the description. There's that shirt, tons
of other shirts, yogs. You can get the logos on
anything you want, y'all pads, you know, if you're everything.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
And we even got this one.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
That's a picture of our producer with a dot board on.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
That's the best one.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, yeah, his faces on the dot board. People love
that one.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Great.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
He don't make any money off of that if we
pay him that anyway, Go to the merch store and
buy it all up.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Anyway, we're gonna go take a break.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
When we come back, we reveal Tony AI it's big
debut for the first time. Be right back, all right,
we're back from break.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Well, up at the top of the show, we told
you about this thing that was in the news. Fox
Sports debuted this Colin Coward AI thing on the app
where you can ask an AI version of Colin questions
about sports and everything. And you know what, people don't
know because you know, we don't like to go around bragging.
But Fox Worts approached us first about this of course
(13:05):
they wanted it to be Tony AI, and we said, well,
first of all, that's going to cost your billions. You
can't afford that. A number two is that's our own
ip we're using that. We're not going to make you
a billionaires exactly. So we said, no, thank you, and well,
you know, we we we've been working on this for
a long time. We have, and well we're very excited
here because we're about to debut it and you're going
(13:27):
to see it in action. In fact, if you are
a subscriber to the Fusco Bet app and you have
Fosco Back Premium Plus Unlimited, you can use this though
very so.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
So here we go, Tony We're going to get it
up there. All right.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I'm actually going to get it up by my phone
here just so I can use it. And what I'm
going to do is I'm going to talk into the
phone here and you'll see how Tony AI works. All right,
here we go, Okay, Tony AI, give me your Super
Bowl prediction.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
By my scientific analysis, the team with the biggest chance
of winning the Super Bowl is the Philadelphia Eagles at
ninety nine point nine to nine nine percent. The team
with the smallest chance of winning is the New York
Jets at point zero zero zero one percent, which is
(14:21):
the same chance our producer has of ever seeing a vagina.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Wow. Wow, surprisingly accurate. That.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, it sounded just like you, Tony. I was very impressed.
I said, I don't remember saying that. I don't know
how it did that. It's pretty incredible.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, incredible, And yeah, you know you will give you
another one here watching this? Okay, Tony AI, tell me
who is the best QB in NFL history?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
The best metric to tell you the best QB in
NFL history is obviously QB grade for the Super Bowl,
assigned by Pro Football Focus among qbs since two thousand
and six. That is why the best QB of all
time is Nick Foles at ninety two point three, followed
(15:13):
closely by Jalen Hurts at ninety two point two. They
have the highest numbers. Meanwhile, the lowest numbers belong to
our producer's penis.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Again, this is surprisingly accurate.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I mean, I'm really impressed they're gonna Tony AI is
gonna replace us. You know, exactly, what do you think,
producer back there, what do you think of this? Yeah,
you gotta be amazed. You gotta be really amazed.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Oh you know see, he's jealous, Tonty. He's jealous because
the rob is doing a better job than him. He's
jealous of other robots because he's a robot.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
He's a fan job. He's an outdated robot. That's why.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
No, you obviously fed it lines and and it's just
reading it.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I'm going to feed you a line of rodent poison.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, I'm gonna feed you my fist. Now shut up exactly,
Now shut up?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Quiet? This is all going so well?
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Is Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
You're ru ruining a great segment. Anyway, Let's try this
again here, let's say, oh I got a good one.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Here's here's what. Don't you watch this game?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
What are the odds of our producer ever having sex?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
It seems like it's struggling it, don't you comp.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
You denominator too high to count the number of zero's
two Infinity era error and the shutdown balls?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
What what is going on here?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
What?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
What what happened? Get you? You broke it?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
You BROI bro you broke it.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
That was a billion dollars a billion dollars down the
drain because of you. I know, I know, if I
know it.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
We shouldn't have we should he shouldn't have said anything meant,
that's what happens.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
You mentioned a produsa even in anything, and it ruins.
It ruins.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
The aliens of dollars gone.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
All right, look at it, he doesn't. What do you
have to say for yourself back there? What?
Speaker 6 (17:16):
No, I'm glad it's gone.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
We're going to be glad when you're gone from the planet.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
That's going to be my eulogy at your funeral. So
get for that one.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Anyway, I can't what let's not let him know that ruin,
which was already a terrific shower.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
He didn't even need that. That's the right forget. You
go to the merch store, you buy the can you
want to show? Where is your switch?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Why can't you go in to shutdown mode? What do
you want?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
What corrections? You said?
Speaker 6 (17:47):
The trader to the United States was Benedict Cumberbatch.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, bro, Yeah, learn history, bro. I did.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
In fact, I've told you this before. You're thinking of
Benedict Arnold. Benedict Cumberbatch is the actor who played Sherlock Holmes.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Oh yeah, well you know who is homes you every
Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah, you know, what's a sure loock that you'll die
a virgin.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Oh he's still going block at.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
You said the Jets could block the Sam Donald trade
and get Sam Donald back.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Could happen?
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Bro?
Speaker 7 (18:33):
You never know in this league, Broye. Yeah, that's never
gonna happen. And if it did, wouldn't that mean the
Titans could block the aj Brown trade and take him back?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
And uh, you know what, I'm gonna block the add
to your lungs.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah, you know what trade I wish got blocked your
dad sperm to your mom's vagina.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Oh yeah, what what you said?
Speaker 6 (19:06):
The Soviet Union gave us Alaska?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Bro, yeah, look it up, Bro.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Don't need to you're confusing the Soviet Union with Russia.
Russia sold us Alaska, not in the Soviet Union.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Oh yeah, well after the show, you know what I'm
gonna do, Alaska, hit man, don't kill you.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, and you know it also never existed. You're Penish.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
We don't even have to ask for it's just booked
on the show next week. Confirmed super Bowl hero Eagles
legend Nick Foles.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Wow, that's you don't.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Forget you subscribe you like you do all that review
five store and buy all the Murdey. Great job as always,
same to you, poorly, another floorless show.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
There you go. We'll see if people next way see
your
All right, all right, do you dam and toyal life
from Philly. It's the number one rated Paully Tony fools
go show yo yo yo, as always, Paulie fools go
here with Tony fools going. Dony Huge shouted, I waited
by your people out there. You know you keep bothering us.
Where's your NFL Free Agency episode already? Yeah, your morons.
(00:29):
You don't understand sports out there, like you know the
other day, Donty remember what I said, Remember when the
Raiders they traded Max Crosby to the Ravens. What did
I say, Tony? I said, just watch this trade. Isn't
going to go through seeing it one hundred times at journeys, you.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Know we were right.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
We watch all these idiots go record that shakes while
we waited, just sat back and right as always.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Bangle on the money again, Tony, exactly.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
This is why they say the early bird gets the worm,
because who the hell wants worms?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Nobody?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Nobody.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Anyway, We're gonna tell you why we weren't surprised by
the Max Crosby situation. Also, why you know the Falcons
picking up tour people say this it's a bad move.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's clearly a great move.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Also, we're gonna we're gonna premiere something later in the show.
You know, you see this. Fox Sports came out with
this Colin Coward AI where you could talk to this robot.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Colin.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, you know, people don't know this, it's inside the business.
But Fox Sports asked us first yep, we said, well,
first of all, do you have a billion dollars sitting around?
And number two, well, we're not giving you that valuable ip.
You know, we're doing our own thing. Yes, So what
we've been in the lab working on Tony AI, which
is gonna be available in the full sco Bet app
(01:45):
very soon. But we're gonna debut it right here on
the show. And it's incredible, isn't it. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
It just shows us what robots can do, you know,
unlike our producer, who's the only robot who does nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, just totally useless.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Back there doesn't On the subject of totally useless, if
you're watching the show, listening to the show right now
and you're just sitting there, well, what the hell are
you doing? This isn't an unemployment line. Yeah, you get
to work. You gotta what to do? You write the
comments you clicked like your rate and review on a
five star. You know we're not asking for much people.
(02:22):
I mean, come on, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Tony, you clearly had the time to watch this show,
so go do that too.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Exactly, you got time, clearly you're here.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Any enough of that, Let's get right into our top story.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
All right, First out the gate.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You know something we totally saw coming and nobody else did,
No Ravens. They decide to trade some picks to the
Raiders for Max Crosby, but when Crosby failed as physical well,
they called off the trade. Totally saw that one coming
and the Ravens should have seen it coming through, shouldn't
they have?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Tony?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You know, whenever I spend like two days in Las Vegas,
I fail every physical I have for like the next
three straight months.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Ye think about it.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Max Crosby has played in Las Vegas for like six years,
so frankly, it should be more shocking that he's still alive,
or that he has a functioning liver or doesn't have
Klagana herpes, you know, which is a combination of chlamydia,
gonorrhea and herpes that only exists in Las Vegas, and
(03:26):
I know because I've had it eight times. Anyway, the
Ravens should have totally seen this coming. Also, anyone on
the Ravens who encountered Max Crosby or any member of
the Raiders should start taking antibiotics as soon as possible.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Just terrific football and also medical insight that Tony and
you know people. They're also saying, well, this was bad
for Max Crosby because now he has to go back
to the Raiders.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
What I have no idea. You know, this is great
for him.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Anyone who knows football knows Max Crosby dodged a bullet
because the Baltimore Ravens are the Cleveland Browns. Sure, the
teams now move to another city and as a totally
different uniform and players in stadium, but they're still technically
the Browns. If I found out I no longer had
(04:18):
to go play for the Cleveland Browns, I'd.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Be jumping for joy, you know, yep, unless.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm Max Crosby, because I might get winded because I
just failed the physical.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
But you know what I'm saying, I.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Totally hear what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Although you know what, hold on, hold on, I gotta
say something that concerns me about this Max Crosby situation.
You know, if a team can suddenly back out of
a trade, then can any team just back out of
a trade at any time?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
You know? That can create real problems like does this mean.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
That the Packers can now back out of the Micah
Parson's trade and send it back to the Cowboys, you know?
Or does this mean that the Jets can now back
out of the Sam Donald trade and get Sam Donald back?
You know, is the Soviet Union gonna ask to give
them Alaska back?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
It's a very slippery slope.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Just eye opening perspective that Dony. Definitely a lot that
the league needs to consider there. And well, you know,
while we're talking free agency, got to talk about another
major move. The Falcons picked up to a Tagle. Well,
he was dubbed by the Dolphins after six forgettable years
with the team. Now people say this was a bad
(05:31):
move for the Falcons because you know, to his diamond,
Miami was so bad.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
But they don't get it, do they don'ty.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
No, What's the one thing they say? Every great quarterback
needs a short memory exactly, and nobody has a shorter
memory than tour. You know, in fact, he probably already
forgot he even played for the Dolphins, you know, yep.
His head is totally a clean slate with literally no
(05:58):
bad memories, any memories at all.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
So I'm excited to see him in Atlanta, you know,
just as long as he remembers when his flighter.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Is Yep, fingers crossed, that don'ty And yeah, well you
know a lot of morons out there.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
They're saying it was a bad.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Week for the Eagles because they had several players like
Reid Blanket Ship and some other losers go to other teams. Well, no,
it was a bad week for them, wasn't.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
A done No.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
This is the problem I have with free agency. Why
do people think it's okay to leave one team and
join another. You know, we have a name for that
in this country, treason. Look at Benedict Cumberbatch. As we
all know, he was a Southerner in the Civil War,
and then he switched sides and he moved from the
(06:46):
South to the East, and that's when he crossed the
Potomac and fought for the Russians. Before, of course, as
we all know, he had his head cut off by
George Washington with the Cherry Tree Acts. So let that
be a lesson in history for all you plays out there.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Just a terrific history lesson that, donny. And well, now
to another big free agency story. The Bears picked up
their new center, Garrett Bradberry from the Bills after their
former center Drew Dolman shockingly retired after five seasons. And well,
you have saurcing on this whole story, don't you thought,
(07:23):
I do.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
My sources tell me right now, Caleb Williams is working
closely with his new center to make sure he can
properly handle his balls, you know, footballs, of course, of course, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You know.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Apparently he's making sure his center knows how to properly
move those balls between his legs and not grip them
too tight, you know, the footballs during the hike, you know,
of course, of course.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
And I'm also hearing.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
In case it doesn't work out with this new center,
Caleb Williams has been going around to other guys around
Chicago and asking if they can handle his balls, or
if he can take a turn handling their balls, just
to show how he likes his balls handled and gripped,
you know, just such dedication to the game.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Wow, just terrific sourcing that, Dony and Mule.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Well, you know, as you know you people out there,
we don't like to talk about a player's personal life.
No in this show right now, because that's just dumpster diving.
Shame for us media behavior.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You know, we are a sports show and therefore it
is our duty to you, a viewer and listener, to
report this next story that Dak Prescott's fiance has called
off their marriage due to what she called quote ongoing
infidelity issues.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
And well, Tony, what's your reaction here?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Well, what's the most important thing?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Any quarterback needs commitment, of course, and Dak just proved
that he isn't committed.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Now.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I hate to say it, but you don't see that
problem with Jalen Hurts.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Do you never?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
No, last year, Jalen Hurts married his college sweetheart.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
That's commitment.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
And this is why Jalen Hurts once again beats Dak
Prescott in every category that matters.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Put out that graphic. Just look at these numbers.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Years with girlfriend Jalen nine Dak zero, fidelity rate Jalen
one hundred percent perfect Dak zero percent. And of course
super Bowl wins Jalen won Dak again.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Whose just an amazing and undeniable statistical breakdown that Dony. Yet,
by the way, speaking of Jalen Hurts, you see this
in the news, Dony, there's this guy out there, Jason
Locke ten Foura.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I don't know who that he comes up with the story.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It says a multiple experienced offensive coordinators were hesitant to
take the Eagles OC job to quote serious concerns over
Jalen Hurts his inconsistency.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Are you waiting?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
This just proves these fools have no idea what they're
talking about, do They don't?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
It not at all. What's the most important trait? Any
quarterback can have? Undility, of course, and what's better than
having a quarterback who's inconsistent.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
If your quarterback is too.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Consistent, then the defenses will know exactly what he's gonna
do every game. But if you have an inconsistent quarterback,
defenses won't know how to prepare.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I can't believe I have to explain this me neither, Tony.
It's just baffling. Yeah, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
You know something.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I also can't believe we got to explain. You know,
people keep coming up doors saying, hey, I thought you
were sponsored by a fresh clean threat.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
What happened to that sponsorship? Yeah? Why you asked that that? Business?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
People don't know how to ask business. You know, we
came to them with a great idea. What do we say?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Doty?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
We said, you know the problem with your shirts? You
look at them, they're just playing. There's nothing on you know,
nothing on them. Clever sayings. You know you got to
have those clever sayings. Sure, and that's when we decided done,
zoll We're done with your deal. We don't give millions
of dollars and give to someone else because we don't
need it.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
We'll we find our own.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
And now, just to prove it, what we did is
we went and we updated the full Scow Show merch stall.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
With the special limited edition item.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
You know, people they love the catchphrases dody and apparently
they love the yups.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You know that they do. You know when you say
something smart as always and I.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Say, yep, well we're going to get and made shirt
with that that catchphrase on it says yep, yep, yep, yep.
Because two seconds threw it up, you're already selling millions.
It's gonna be sold out in two seconds. I'm afraid
it's gonna be sold out by the time. You bet
right now exactly. You go to the merch store the
(12:07):
click the link in the description. There's that shirt, tons
of other shirts, yogs. You can get the logos on
anything you want, y'all pads, you know, if you're everything.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
And we even got this one.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
That's a picture of our producer with a dot board on.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
That's the best one.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, yeah, his faces on the dot board. People love
that one.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Great.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
He don't make any money off of that if we
pay him that anyway, Go to the merch store and
buy it all up.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Anyway, we're gonna go take a break.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
When we come back, we reveal Tony AI it's big
debut for the first time. Be right back, all right,
we're back from break.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Well, up at the top of the show, we told
you about this thing that was in the news. Fox
Sports debuted this Colin Coward AI thing on the app
where you can ask an AI version of Colin questions
about sports and everything. And you know what, people don't
know because you know, we don't like to go around bragging.
But Fox Worts approached us first about this of course
(13:05):
they wanted it to be Tony AI, and we said, well,
first of all, that's going to cost your billions. You
can't afford that. A number two is that's our own
ip we're using that. We're not going to make you
a billionaires exactly. So we said, no, thank you, and well,
you know, we we we've been working on this for
a long time. We have, and well we're very excited
here because we're about to debut it and you're going
(13:27):
to see it in action. In fact, if you are
a subscriber to the Fusco Bet app and you have
Fosco Back Premium Plus Unlimited, you can use this though
very so.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
So here we go, Tony We're going to get it
up there. All right.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I'm actually going to get it up by my phone
here just so I can use it. And what I'm
going to do is I'm going to talk into the
phone here and you'll see how Tony AI works. All right,
here we go, Okay, Tony AI, give me your Super
Bowl prediction.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
By my scientific analysis, the team with the biggest chance
of winning the Super Bowl is the Philadelphia Eagles at
ninety nine point nine to nine nine percent. The team
with the smallest chance of winning is the New York
Jets at point zero zero zero one percent, which is
(14:21):
the same chance our producer has of ever seeing a vagina.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Wow. Wow, surprisingly accurate. That.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, it sounded just like you, Tony. I was very impressed.
I said, I don't remember saying that. I don't know
how it did that. It's pretty incredible.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, incredible, And yeah, you know you will give you
another one here watching this? Okay, Tony AI, tell me
who is the best QB in NFL history?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
The best metric to tell you the best QB in
NFL history is obviously QB grade for the Super Bowl,
assigned by Pro Football Focus among qbs since two thousand
and six. That is why the best QB of all
time is Nick Foles at ninety two point three, followed
(15:13):
closely by Jalen Hurts at ninety two point two. They
have the highest numbers. Meanwhile, the lowest numbers belong to
our producer's penis.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Again, this is surprisingly accurate.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I mean, I'm really impressed they're gonna Tony AI is
gonna replace us. You know, exactly, what do you think,
producer back there, what do you think of this? Yeah,
you gotta be amazed. You gotta be really amazed.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Oh you know see, he's jealous, Tonty. He's jealous because
the rob is doing a better job than him. He's
jealous of other robots because he's a robot.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
He's a fan job. He's an outdated robot. That's why.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
No, you obviously fed it lines and and it's just
reading it.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I'm going to feed you a line of rodent poison.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, I'm gonna feed you my fist. Now shut up exactly,
Now shut up?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Quiet? This is all going so well?
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Is Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
You're ru ruining a great segment. Anyway, Let's try this
again here, let's say, oh I got a good one.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Here's here's what. Don't you watch this game?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
What are the odds of our producer ever having sex?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
It seems like it's struggling it, don't you comp.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
You denominator too high to count the number of zero's
two Infinity era error and the shutdown balls?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
What what is going on here?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
What?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
What what happened? Get you? You broke it?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
You BROI bro you broke it.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
That was a billion dollars a billion dollars down the
drain because of you. I know, I know, if I
know it.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
We shouldn't have we should he shouldn't have said anything meant,
that's what happens.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
You mentioned a produsa even in anything, and it ruins.
It ruins.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
The aliens of dollars gone.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
All right, look at it, he doesn't. What do you
have to say for yourself back there? What?
Speaker 6 (17:16):
No, I'm glad it's gone.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
We're going to be glad when you're gone from the planet.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
That's going to be my eulogy at your funeral. So
get for that one.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Anyway, I can't what let's not let him know that ruin,
which was already a terrific shower.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
He didn't even need that. That's the right forget. You
go to the merch store, you buy the can you
want to show? Where is your switch?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Why can't you go in to shutdown mode? What do
you want?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
What corrections? You said?
Speaker 6 (17:47):
The trader to the United States was Benedict Cumberbatch.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, bro, Yeah, learn history, bro. I did.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
In fact, I've told you this before. You're thinking of
Benedict Arnold. Benedict Cumberbatch is the actor who played Sherlock Holmes.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Oh yeah, well you know who is homes you every
Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah, you know, what's a sure loock that you'll die
a virgin.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Oh he's still going block at.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
You said the Jets could block the Sam Donald trade
and get Sam Donald back.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Could happen?
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Bro?
Speaker 7 (18:33):
You never know in this league, Broye. Yeah, that's never
gonna happen. And if it did, wouldn't that mean the
Titans could block the aj Brown trade and take him back?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
And uh, you know what, I'm gonna block the add
to your lungs.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah, you know what trade I wish got blocked your
dad sperm to your mom's vagina.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Oh yeah, what what you said?
Speaker 6 (19:06):
The Soviet Union gave us Alaska?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Bro, yeah, look it up, Bro.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Don't need to you're confusing the Soviet Union with Russia.
Russia sold us Alaska, not in the Soviet Union.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Oh yeah, well after the show, you know what I'm
gonna do, Alaska, hit man, don't kill you.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, and you know it also never existed. You're Penish.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
We don't even have to ask for it's just booked
on the show next week. Confirmed super Bowl hero Eagles
legend Nick Foles.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Wow, that's you don't.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Forget you subscribe you like you do all that review
five store and buy all the Murdey. Great job as always,
same to you, poorly, another floorless show.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
There you go. We'll see if people next way see
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