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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On today's show, we'll tell you the full story behind
the Diana Rossini Mike Rabel rumors and uh, let's just
say your mind's going.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
To be blown. Yeah, roll the intro Produsa are you
even listening? Roll the intro hit play you all right?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Alright you you damn and tell your life from Philly.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's the numb One Rated Polly and.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Tony Fusco Show, Yo Yo Yo as always, Polly Foosco
here with Tony Fusco and Tony Yo Huge show today.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Not only are we going to tell you the real
story about this or Rassini Vrabel stuff, but we'll tell
you why Fernando Mendoza just did something that is, again
not exaggerating, the most shameful act in American history. And
also tell you which call for to watch out for
this year's Masters and you're not going to see it
coming people. But that one bit of housekeeping, you know,
(01:00):
we looked up YouTube analytics, you know these things, these
numbers that these notes care about. They gotta had thought.
I thought it was some error there or something in
their work. They told us the average viewer only watches
nine minutes watch nine minutes of our last episode, dony, No,
that can't be right. That's impossible. Exactly can't be right.
(01:20):
Now I figured it out, Donty, there's only one explanation.
Idiot producer back there is not uploading the full video?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Are you kidding me? Are you uploading the video the
whole thing?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm uploading the full video? No, No, you're not.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Maybe nine minutes is all people could stand with you. Frankly,
that's more than I thought it would be.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, well that's more than I thought it would be.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Is what no woman has ever said when you've taken
off your paints.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh shit, just speak.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Quiet, Just be quiet, and look, you people out there,
we clearly need your help moditoring our producers rible work
back there. So please, when you'll see, hopefully you'll see
the back half of this video of the show, just
comment that you did so we know he actually, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Just do something for us once. That's it.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah exactly, you yeah, exactly. You're sitting out there like
the show. Just get let's go anyway. All right, that's
enough of all that. Let's get right into a top
story story.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We start with a.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Major scandal out of the NFL.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And NFL media.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Scandalous photos taken of Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel allegedly
seen hugging and holding hands with ESPN insider Diana Russini,
even though they're both married. Now both bodies have come out.
You know, it's called the rumors, laughable and a lie in.
YadA YadA, YadA, Dody, what's your take here.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, first of all, we need to establish who took
the pictures, because to me, it's clear there could only
be one person behind the camera, Bill Belichick. We all
know how much Belichick loves to take pictures and videos
of other people's game plans, and from what I see,
Bill Belichick wanted to bang Diana Russini, so he was
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getting that footage of Rabel's play calling. This is just
classic Belichick.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Terrific analysis that Dodi. In fact, if I'm Belichick, I
would be kicking myself right now.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
There he was trying to get info on other teams
by setting up video cameras going the stadium's practices, when
he could have just been banging Diana Rossini and said,
you know, I mean sure, you know she would have
been a little too old for him by about you know,
twenty years, but she is an NFL insider, you know exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And what's a better way to get info than by
going inside and insider. I've always maintained that if Bill
Belichick just banged Susie Coolba, the Patriots would have won
that first Super Bowl against the Giants and completed the
perfect season.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Couldn't agree more, Dony, I mean to me, it's clear
Mike Rabol has been totally caught red handed here. You know,
you'll think about it. This is what the Patriot way
is all about. Cheating, was spying, and then lying about
cheating and spying, you know, one hundred percent, And you
know we gotta give credit where it's due.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
No team is better at getting asked.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And the Patriots Mike Vrabel with Diana Russini, Belichick with
his crazy but kind of hot cheerleader girlfriend, you know,
Tom Brady and all his supermodels, Gronk with all his
sex cruises, yep. And and you know Aaron Hernandez. You
know I heard he got more asked than anyone. It
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was in prison and sometimes involuntary, but still.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
But still, you know, we got a tip that cap,
you know, absolutely. But you know, as we're talking about this,
Donty it's come to our realation, I mean mine, dou
that of anyone here. You actually have some insight into
this verbal Rosini situation through your own personal experience.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Why don't you tell the people.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, you know a lot of people are saying this
is not professional behavior by Diana Russini, but in my
personal experience working directly with her, she was nothing but professional.
In fact, I've got photos of all the times we've
hung out together. Here's one of us at the Super
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Bowl hugging by the pool at the hotel while we
talked football totally professional, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Of course.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
And then this one right here, This was us having
a drink at the hotel tiki hut and talking football
again after going in the pool, yep, totally. And then
this yeah, and then this one right here is when
we very innocently showered off together after being in the
pool because you know, you got to get all that
(06:01):
chlorine off for you and you know, with all the
water shortages going on, we wanted to conserve water by
showering together, of course, ye, of course. And then this
last one here is after a very intense session of
studying football all night and we fell asleep in my
bed and then woke up and took another shower because
(06:22):
you know who wants BedHead nobody? No, and I'm talking
about hair of course, to be clear. Yeah, you know,
just regular business among two media professionals.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Nothing to see, regular business.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
And that's what the simple outside the media they don't understand.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
But of course, you.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Know, moving on and speaking of something that nobody's going
to be seeing. God, that's Mendoza at the draft because
presumed number one overall pick, Fernando Mendoza, he announced he
will not be attending the NFL Draft in Pittsburgh so
he can watch it at home in Miami with his family.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
And well done.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
This is just a terrible choice here by the young man,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Of course it is. This now means Fernando.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Mendoza is the most terrible thing of all, a draft dodger.
You know, doesn't he read the news? No, there's a
war going on. You can't be dodging the draft. No,
what kind of example are you setting for young men
and all our soldiers if they get called to go
to war. Now they could just say, well, Fernando Mendoza
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dodge the draft, so that means I can't too, and
I'm just gonna sit at home and watch the war
on TV. And then next thing, you know, boom America
gets blown up and we're all speaking Iranian.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Just terrific football and also strategic military analysis that Dony
And you know, I have to wonder, Doduddy, maybe he's
embarrassed to be seen at the draft, because you know,
if the Raiders picked Mendoza, bro, then Mendoza's gonna be
forced to be seen in the raid A uniform, you know,
(08:01):
surrounded by sucky Raiders players probably you know, and do well,
that's go pretty bad look, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
You know I do know because I found myself in
kind of a similar situation once a few years ago.
I dated this sixty two year old waitress named Carla,
and I would have rather died than be seen with
her in public. Like I wouldn't call her a pig
per se, but you know, one could say that she
had certain pig like qualities, like one of those snout
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noses and a laugh that sounded a lot like an
oinc And she had these stubby feet that kind of
looked like hoofs, and on her backside were also looked
like the beginnings of a tail.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
But anyway.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I couldn't go anyway with her, not without drinking an
entire bottle of tequila and shooting myself up with some
horse tranquilizer. So after a while I just started saying
no anytime I got invited anywhere, And unfortunately I was
forced to miss my dad's funeral. But I'm sure my
dad was looking down and thinking I made.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
The right choice.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
So I totally understand Fernando Mendoza not wanting to be
seen in public with the Raiders.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Just great heartfelt and also eye opening insight that Dony
and well, you know, while we're talking about things that
people normally don't want to see or be seen with
these ESPN dot com rankings and lists, right usually just
a total waste of everyone's time. Well, for the first
time ever, they came out with the list the other
(09:38):
day which was actually worth talking about. You see, what
they did was they ranked the MLB teams, but they
used the most important metric for the first time, and
of course I'm talking about ability. It's their watchability list,
and these were their rankings the top teams in terms
of watchability at number five, the Yankees number four, the
(10:01):
Red Sox number three, the Mets number two, the Dodgers,
and they're at number one, the.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Philadelphia phil and they finally got it right.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And well, you know, when you think about it, Tony,
this just it's a no brainer makes total sense, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Of course, you know, dumb people think winning a World
Series is what matters most, but that's not true at all.
You know, if nobody saw you win the World Series,
then it's like it never happened. I mean, like the
other day, someone told me that the Royals won the
World Series and I was like, when I don't remember
(10:35):
seeing that happen.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Are you sure I don't remember that either, Tony?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I mean, you know when the same thing happened to
me the other day because someone told me that the
Texas Rangers won the World Series, when I exactly, I
have no memory of that ever happening.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
You honestly, I have no recollection of that ever happening. Again,
low watchability. That's why, Yeah, what.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Low watch Speaking of low talk, what what.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
The Texas Rangers beat the Arizona Diamondbacks in the World
Series just a couple of years ago, and twelve million
people watched the last game, so clearly some people thought
it was watchable.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
As I just said, if you want to see low watchability,
well loved that.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
That that's our show. Every time that moron talks there
you go and you.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Know it's not going to have low watchability when we
live stream your murder.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Oh okay, shut out.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, but talking on the subject, good segue that Dowdy
of the subject of low watchability. The Masters is this week,
and of course the big story is that Tiger Woods
and Phil Mickelson, well they won't be there, which is
bad news for everyone from SABS to Tit lies to
the viewers, you know, because if you're like us, you
don't know to root for because you can't name another.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Golfer and you don't care at all about golf.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
But good news that we looked this up the shop
journalists at the very highly respected website Deadspin. Well they've
done us all a favor, haven't they, Tony, because they
put out an article.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Put it up.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It's titled top five players to watch at the Masters
without Tiger Woods and Phil Micholson. Now, Tony, you read
the article, you know, tell the people all you learned here.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
You know, this article was super helpful because I had
no idea who to watch out for in the Masters.
At the very top, they surprisingly said the number one
golfer to watch is Rory McElroy. Know, this was surprising
to me too. You see, apparently he won the Masters
last year, so it makes a lot of sense that
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he could win it again this year, you know when
you think about it. And then at number two they
have Scottie Scheffler. Yeah, I didn't see that coming either.
You see, apparently he's won the Masters two times before,
so again, based on that analysis, it makes a lot
(13:11):
of sense that he could win it again this year,
if you know, after you break it down, and then
at number three you have Bryson de Chambo.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You apparently you know what that means.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
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Speaker 2 (13:35):
Bet I'll go week Dody what you got.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
You know, everyone is wondering who the top golfer to
watch out for is that this year's Masters, And according
to my own analysis, that golfer to watch out for
is Tiger Woods, not on the golf course, but in
the parking lot. He could hit anyone at any time.
That's why right now on Fusco bet. You can bet
(14:02):
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That's my one hundred percent lock pick full bookt.
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Speaker 1 (14:45):
Okay, wait, you know we I noticed we're past the
nine minute mark of the show way past. I truly
hope people are watching this right now. If you are watching,
remember to combat and just say hey, the full vid
was posted because.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
We have to understand.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
He comes from a long line of people who make
things shorter than usual.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
If you catch my drifts for penis anyway, Okay, that's
enough of that.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
We're going to take a quick break and when we
come back, it's this week in Facebook News.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
All right, We're back from break and you know, as
we've done many times on this show, we've tried to
educate you, right because you know, many people out there
they're dumb.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I mean no offense to you, but you know most
people you're dumb.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
It's know your fault, but it's the fault is it's
the lying mainstream media that does nothing to educate you.
And we are not a part of that. You know,
even though we have a multimillion dollar deal with Fox Sports.
That's that's difficult, that's different exactly. But anyway, so there
is one sauce out there, one media sauce that's actually
(15:55):
doing a good job, and we want to pat them
on the back and bring what their report to your attention.
So that's why it's time for our favorite segment that
we do now this week in Facebook News.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
This week in Facebook News.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Okay, so this is you know, what we've done is
we've pulled news straight from Facebook that the only Facebook
is reporting. And I want to warn you because you know,
this is a lot for you to take in. If
you're one of those lemmings who just watches you know,
your just.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yours in Ellie whatever, Yep, We're gonna wake you.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Up now put up this first story. There you see
Barkley just thirty minutes ago. I told you this would
be shocking. There he is in a hospital, clearly recovering
from open heart surgery. Uh.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
How is no one talking about this to media covering
it up?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
ESPN not covering it again. It's the anti Eagles bias.
They don't want to That's what it is, exactly right.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I just really hope and pray for sacred I pray
recovery and make it back in time for OTAs.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Here we are in the middle of an emotional emotional
You kidding me?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
This is serious news. How wold what are you going
to say?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
That is ai?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
See we've been over here we go again.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
It is so catally you need to learn to be
more professional and respectful. Uh when you're testing about Yeah,
these these respected athletes and you know I'm saying this
now because what I'm about to show you next. Please
we found this while doing our research on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Put this up.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yes, there you see Tony Gonzales NFL tight end dead
at the age of forty nine. And even worse, this
is thought breaking. Apparently he died in twenty twenty five
and nobody reported it and it has been on Facebook
the whole time.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Why is nobody talking about this? And what are you shaking?
He's shaking his head. What are you going to say?
This is AI? Don't produce or what?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
This one might not be AI, but it's it's definitely photoshopped.
But no one, no one sourced this? Where where where
are you getting this from?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Watch your tone, because you know a man has died
here and here you are thinking you're in journalism school
giving the lecture.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
You quiet fine if you get all of your news
from Facebook? How about this one? It's Jalen Hurts and
and Nick Sirianni punching each other in the face. Looks
totally real to me.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Well, well that's clearly an eye. I mean that one's AI.
For everyone knows their best friends. That would never happen
exactly here he is lecturing us on and then he gets.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
An he's he fallen.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
He's the one that gets a It's just shows you
can't be trusted.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
That just trusting. You made me hit my mic thed
you're making me so.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah, you're making everybody upsets your fake image.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
You know what was up.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Let's not let him ruin, which was otherwise a terrific
show exactly. But don't forget you know, you gotta go
to the march terrific stuff all you know, you so rude.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
You're so rude and disrespectful tact. Wow, what do you want? Go?
Speaker 4 (19:23):
You again pronounced the golf ball brand as titled.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
It says it right there on the ball, Bro, It's
written on the ball.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Yeah, no, have you ever watched golf? The brand is
called titleist, not tit.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh yeah, well, uh, I'll give you a title, World's
biggest douchebag.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
I saw your sister with her shirt off. She's a
tit least. Oh he's still talking?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
What go? You said?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Fernandoman? It was a dodging the NFL draft will lead
to people dodging a military draft and then America getting
blown up and everyone speaking Iranian.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Could happen, Bro, Yeah, he's setting a terrible example.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Yeh what First off, there's no military draft, and second,
Iranians speak Farsi, not Iranian.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah, well after the show, I'm going to fozy in
your mouth.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
And also Iran is how every girl describes a date
with you.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Oh, and you know that's a great way to go out.
But here's an even better way. Just booked on the
show next week. Super Bowl hero egos legend Nick Foles.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Wow, that's you.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Don't forget your rate and review the show on Apple
Podcast to subscribe your comments more than nine minutes, because
who knows that that you're even watching.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
He might not even do it. He might Yeah, he's
probably off. He's asleep at the wheel there exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
But you know who is doing it and doing a
great job. It's your Tony, great job as always, same
to you, poorly, another floorless show.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
There you go. We'll see your people next week.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
See your