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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On today's show, we'll tell you everything about the Diana
Rassini situation that the pathetic lamestream media is so afraid
to say.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Let's go roll the intro. Don't you know what Roll
the intro means, I'm gonna intro you to my fist.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
You all right, all raight, yo, yo, you go I
into your life from Phillin.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's the number one rated Paully and Tony Fusco show.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yo yo yo.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
As always, Pauli Foosco here with Tony Fosco and Tony
very important show today. In fact, today we are bringing
you a special report Disaster for Diana, for Diana.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
We will be unpacking every angle of this Diana Rassini
Mike Rabel situation, including Diana's shocking but also totally expected
resid nation from the athletic and you know, we're gonna
tell you why she clearly should have kept their job
and everybody else there should have lost that job, you know.
And also later in the show, as you know, we're
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known worldwide for our women's basketball analysis.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Of course, well.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
We're gonna we're gonna explore the WNBA draft to tell
you what these teams got right and wrong, But we're
going to get to all that. Yeah, on the subject
of wrong. One housekeeping note. You know, last week we
told you something that we couldn't believe, right that our
average watch time on YouTube they said it was nine minutes,
because we told you clearly, our idiot producer back not
doing his job.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
He wasn't uploading the full video.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
No, well, we got even worse news this week, didn't we, Tony,
I'll watch time for the last video dropped to four minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Clearly our producer is now just uploading half of the
half of the video.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
What do you even doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I'm uploading the full video. It's not my problem that
people turn it off.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well, well, you're an expert at turning things off women exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And now shout producer, you out there listening to this,
watching this, do us a favor when this video gets
past four minutes, just leave us a comment.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, that's right, I'm here four minutes in. Yeah, yeah,
and you know who will never be four minutes in?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
A producer with the woman, no sex exactly, beat that drums.
He's already upset exactly right anyway, Yeah, be upset you're terrible.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, look at him, he's still going already good.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Anyway, it's time for us to get into our special report,
Disaster for Diana for Diana. All Right, as we told
you up top NFL reporter insider, Diana Rassini has resigned
from her position at The Athletic after these photos came
out of her holding hands, I'm hugging the noodling and
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doing everything but having open public sex with Patriots head
coach Mike Frabele. Now a lot of people are saying, well,
she should have lost a job, this was the right
thing to do, and well, I totally disagree with this move, don't.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You, Donty one hundred percent? What's the number one job
of every NFL insider to get the inside inside the
info one hundred percent? Well, there's no better way to
do that than by sucking an NFL head coach. Diana
Russini not only deserves her job back, she deserves a
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pullit surprise. You know, if I was the editor of
The Athletic, I would be bringing Diana Russini back and
encouraging her to have sex with as many head coaches
as possible. Think of how much info she would get.
In fact, I'd be hiring more female reporters so I
can cover all thirty teams and make sure all my
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reporters are sleeping with every coach in the NFL. Think
of how much great information you'd get, although, of course,
you know you'd probably have trouble finding someone to cover
the chiefs and you know, maybe the steal is but
they'll figure that out. There's gotta be someone out there,
don't you.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Of course, And subscriptions would be through the roof, you know.
You know, frankly, if anyone looks bad in all this,
to me, it's people like Mina Kimes, you know. To me,
apparently isn't having sex with anyone in the entire NFL.
It sounds like she's totally faithful to her husband. I mean,
where's she getting her info?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I mean, believe you know now.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
When I see it talking football, I'm like, well, she's
not putting in the work, you know exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's what I think too. And you know, this just
shows that people at the Athletic don't know how to
make content. Because again, if I was the editor, I
would be hiring a camera crew to follow Diana Russini
as she covers all the teams and attempts to sleep
with their head coaches. That way you get the inside,
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behind the scenes. Look at all those teams, just like
on Hard Knocks, but instead of calling it hard knocks,
you all it hard cocks. You see there you go,
billion dollar idea right there.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You know you should be running the Athletic, don't it,
because that's episode thick. And you know another business thing.
You know, the Athletic is owned by the New York Times.
You know, well, if I'm the New York Times, I'd
be hiring Diana Rassine today. Can you imagine the scope
she'd get If you're Senator Russia, Ukraine, you know, Czechoslovakia,
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all those places.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
She'd be the world's greatest reporter. You know, I've been
saying the same thing all week. If I'm the New
York Times in the United States government, I'm sending Diana
Russinia to go sleep with Putin and whoever that guy
is in Iran. You know, just think of that inside
information we'd get. America would win all the wars and
they'd be over tomorrow. You know. In fact, we should
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probably send her to have sex without a producer, so
he'd be less angry. Yep, yep, but you know what, actually,
come to think of it, that's probably too much to
It's too much. It's the first show I was okay with. Yeah,
a little too much to, right.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I just gotta say, you know, I don't see a
problem with anything Diana Rosedi did here. You know, people
say that you won't be able to trust Diana Rossini's
reporting anymore. Please, of course you can, of course, just
now you know she got her info directly from the
source in the jack. In fact, you know when she
says she's in contact with certain members of NFL teams, well, yeah,
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she's actually in contact with ms.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Literally with their penises, you know. In fact, I owe
Diana Russini an apology because a couple of years ago
I accused her of reporting bad info. It was back
when Mike Rabel was still coaching the Titans. You know,
she reported that the Titans had the biggest sacks of
any team in the NFL, and I was like, what's
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she talking about. The Titans don't even have a top
ten defense. That's just bad reporting. But now I know
what she meant by that. And also when she said
they threw the deepest balls yep, you know. And also
when she said that their defense had the best packages. Yep.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
In fact, I need to apologize to he because a
couple of years ago, I remember Diana Rossini she said
she was very impressed with a Johnson on the Titans,
and I thought, oh, there's nobody even named Johnson on
the whole team. But of course now at all, now we.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Know exactly Maya Kulpa. You know, our apologies, and you know,
I also got to say. People are saying that this
whole thing shows Diana Russini has bad journalistic judgment. If anything,
it does the opposite. I mean, out of all the
NFL head coaches, she chose to cover the head coach
of the Patriots. That shows she knows football. She knew
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that was where she needed to do her reporting. If
she was having sex with the head coach of boring
useless teams like the Cardinals or the Falcons, and definitely
the Saints, then I'd be questioning her judgment. You know,
you bring up.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
A great point, that, Tony, because I gotta say, I
do wonder if Diana Rossini wasn't just working for the
athletic you know, I mean, because when you look at it.
To me, it seems she was clearly working for the Seahawks,
you know. I mean they're the only team that beat
the Patriots in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I mean true.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
If anybody should be investigating anything, it's the Seahawks. In fact, y'all,
my sources did tell me Tony that in early February
they were in a hotel room in New England off
of one of the interstates there, and they could have
sworn that they heard a woman's voice that sounded like
Diana Rossini say, slam me with the package, like you're
gonna put on San Donald and tell me whether it's
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a nickel or dime. Well had to be her, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
It had to be her. And you know, can I
go back to Diana Russini's judgment for just a moment,
you know, because if she really wanted to show her
dedication to football journalism, then instead of having a relationship
with Mike Vrabel, it would have been much better if
she had sex with Andy Reid. You don't think about it.
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If she would have had sex with Andy Reid, then
narrative would have been totally different. People would be lauding
her commitment to journalism, they'd be saying, that's so admirable
to be having sex with that giant half Walrisk just
in the name of journalism.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Seriously, that would be award winning journalism there, it would.
And you know, you do bring up a good point
to get because you know what nobody's talking about here,
the win for Nick Sirianni one hundred. I mean, when
you line up all the coaches, you know, he's clear
he's the most successful and also the most handsome out
of allah. Yeah, you gotta believe that. Diana Rassini only
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went to Mike Rabel after she was rejected by Nick
Sirianni one because as we all know, Donnie and I
you know, we ared in twenty seventeen, she requested a
one on one with Nick Foles right the Super Bowl
and she was very disappointed and angry when it turned
out to be just an interview.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
You know, I heard the same thing too. But you know,
in all this there should be some blame on Mike
Vrabel too. I mean, Rabel has ruined the Patriots reputation
because we all know their reputation is that they're the
best at cheating. Well, you know what, not anymore. And
I mean you think a Patriots coach of all people,
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would know to be on the lookout for cameras, and
you know, and also the Patriots knew that if you're
gonna do anything with a woman, at least be smart
enough to do it in the back of an Asian
massage Paula inside a low rent strip mall in Florida.
But Rabel just didn't do any of that. He wasn't
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following the Patriot Web. No, he wasn't. And can I
just say in all of this, I need to say
shame on the rest of the media, because we still
have zero proof that Mike Vrabel and Diana Russini were
carrying on a physical relationship. That's why, as a member
of the media, I am insisting that someone provide evidence
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of that relationship, whether it be a video tape or
nude bathroom selfie in front of a mirror, or you know,
one of those shots from across the street where the
camera can see through the curtains and you can see
people doing it even though it's kind of dark and
a little blurry. Until someone provides that evidence to me
directly through my WhatsApp or telegram or preferably on DVD
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in my po box in the post office on thirty
eighth and Spruce the second mailbox and third row from
the left, nearest the bathroom. I am not believing they
had a sexual relationship.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Just so well said that, Dony totally. You second all
of that. You do provide a DVD copy. My mailbox
is on the right of Dony's just won over.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
But a great.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Journalism and commitment to journalism by you. On that note,
you know, I must bring up a terrific tweet we
just saw from a former ESPN personality, Jamel Hill. She wrote,
I'll say this, while the photos raised questions, if male
insiders were held to a similar standard of ethics, none
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of them would exist. Yeah, and well she does have
a point the Tony, doesn't she absolutely.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
In fact, I got my hands on some very incriminating
photos of Adam Schefter. Here he is at a hotel
pool in Los Angeles holding hands with Sean McVeigh. Wow.
And this one here is from a couple of months back,
Adam Schefter holding hands in a hotel sauna in Denver
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with Sean Payton. Wow. And in this one, this was
him at a hotel pool in Kansas City. Adam Schefter
look licking whipped cream off Andy Reid's arec nipple. Wow,
And that's not even the most explosive one. The most
explosive one watched this in bed with Mike Vrabel. Thereaf
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then white hotel towels sharing what appears to be a
post sex cigarette and next to them Diana Russini off
to the side, looking angry and maybe a little left out.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Just explosive photos that expect Adam Schefter to hand in
his resignation anytime now. And one last thing we do
have to say about this, you know, Skip Bayless came
out and he said that a lot of hosts in
our industry of sports talk have relationships with players and coaches.
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He called them out, and he said that the players
and coaches give these hosts info, and well, in return,
the hosts go easy on those players and coaches when
they do something wrong. And well, you know, we want
to take this opportunity, don't We don't e to assure you,
our loyal audience, assure you that Tony and I would
never stoop have anything like that. We always maintain the
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highest degree of journalistic integrity, don't we donate.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Absolutely we want to assure you that, yes, while we
do have personal relationships with players and coaches across the league,
we never let that compromise the integrity of our reporting.
Just ask my dear friend aj Brown, who is I
just have to say, one of the greatest players in
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the league and a total asset to the Eagles organization.
And uh wait, let me just check my phone here,
my notes here. Uh oh yeah, if I got to add,
he's also very happy to stay with the Eagles and
doesn't want to get traded to some crap, bullshit team
like the Saints or Cardinals. And make sure you say
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that next time you're on air, Tony or no more
free tickets for you, you freeload a. Uh well, you
know what I wasn't supposed to, you know, just supposed
to last out. Okay, is that? Don't worry, but you
see what I'm talking about. Take care that.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
So when you're editing that leave the rest of the episode, okay,
you know, just don't cut.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
It off at four minutes. Yeah exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
And by the way, on that note, we are past
the four minute point in this recording, don't We are,
hopefully you out there the audience, you know, hopefully you're
seeing this.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Listen, you're letting us know, so, you know, do.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Us a favor because we have to monitor our producers work.
Just leave a comment on the youtob seven.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Minutes in and see you now, and then we're still
there at ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You got to keep track of this guy's work, to
keep track of you the viewer too.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, we got to keep track of you, the viewer.
You not working?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
All right, that wraps up our special report disaster for Diana.
When we come back, it's our full expert w NBA
Draft analysis. Okay, we're back from break and as you
all know, people in the business, you know, so that
people come to us for our expert women's basketball analysis.
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You know, we've had some big brand deals, million stent
segments and well, you know we did this last year,
Tony very popular segment after the w NBA Draft where
we look at all the players drafted and we give
you our evaluation you know, which people want to So
that's why we're gonna do a segment right now called
would or wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Would or wouldn't. Okay, So this is how this is
gonna work.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Just you're gonna put up a photo so we can
see who we're talking about producer, and then we're going
to evaluate that playoff. Okay, so put up this first one. Uh,
this is as e asi fudd uh Tony. You know,
I got to say, just this is for me, a total.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Would slam dunk would would. Why she's the first overall
pick I don't see just aw this picture why she
went first overall.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
There's a lot of talent by her. So that's definitely
a wood. Okay, let's go to this next photo here,
this is Gabriella Jacquez. She's at a U C. L
A and Tony. I gotta say, this is another wood,
another solid wood for me. Absolutely. You know, she kind
of reminds me of Brookshields mixed with Bill Walton.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, that's a that's a great, great comparison. So that's
a solid wood for me.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's a solid wood. Okay, Let's go to this next one. Okay,
this is a geeky Rice. Oh you know, just you
can see very talented dresser, got that style there. I
gotta go wood as here well as well Tony would
and you gotta like that name, oh great name. Absolutely,
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are you kidding me? We're in the middle of this segment.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, the segment has nothing to do with the analysis
of their skills.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
What do you mean, of course, what do you want applying.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
You're saying that if you like, would or wouldn't sleep
with them?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Well, that's not what happened at all. That we're clearly.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Saying, would we or wouldn't we draft them to our
own rasta.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Disgusting and that's offensive. How dare you? How dare you?
You know?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
In this age, this is what it feels like to
be Diana Rassini and Mike Raybold having people just assume
we want to.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Apologize to all our female viewers.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Don't interrupt this segment because we have more we got
to see here, Yeah, we got more put up?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Why put up that next one? Put up the next one?
All right? This is this is Lauren Betts Tony. Oh yeah,
also out of u c l A.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
And just you know, you just look at that truly
talented you can say so talented.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Now to see why U c l A won the
whole thing because you can see the legs, yeah, you know,
and awaiting her basketball analysis, dummy.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
No, no, there's nothing on the court, you know what, Yeah,
woman's basketball.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
He doesn't know he's jealous.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
He doesn't know anything regarding exactly he never even met
a woman.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Fine, here one more. This is Olivia Miles, notre dame.
Let me guess you probably wouldn't draft her.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Well, I did hear she's got character issues, you know.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I hold that she's got a little character issues, you know,
you know, maybe belongs on another dame, you know, not
for us. Unfortunately, you see that would have to be
as a wouldn't ye You know, Look, you know he's
bringing down this whole segment there. You know, let's just
he's bringing did already he just wrapped. I can't in
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everybody's head in the gutta because of you again, because
otherwise it was a perfect show. I don't forget you
go to the motor the March store, still talk about
I wish you wouldn't correction you alive?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
What justrection what you said.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
It's good that Diana Rossini might have had an intimate
relationship with Mike Rabel.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, she was getting that inside info. It's called journalism, bro.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
If you actually studied journalism, you would know that having
an intimate relationship with someone you're covering could totally compromise
the integrity of anyone's reporting.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Oh yeah, well you know what, I'm going to be
covering you in gasoline and then lighting a match.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
He's a report. This just in You're a douchebag. Oh
still talking, still talking? What you said? There are thirty
teams in the NFL? Yeah, bro, yeah, learn to count? Bro. Yeah,
you don't know how to count.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
You missed two of them. There are thirty two teams,
not thirty. How can you guys talk to NFL and
not know how many teams there are?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You know what you're missing? Two of balls? Yeah? You
know what, I won't miss your head when I shoot
at it. Oh? Oh, just god?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
What you mentioned the country Czechoslovakia?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
H yeah, Bro, this isn't a geography show.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
No, if it were, you'd know that Czechoslovakia doesn't exist anymore.
It's now split into two countries, the Czech Republic and Slovakia.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Oh yeah, well you're going to check into the emergency
room after I stab you.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah. You know what else doesn't exist? Your penis? You
know it's even.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Greater, Tony, I just got some news across my screen.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Here.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
What's just booked on the show for next week?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Super Bowl? Hero egos legend Nick Foles will be Wow,
that's you.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
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You have it five stars and you know who gets
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As always, Sing to you, Paulie, another floorless show. There
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