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October 11, 2024 • 33 mins

Big Ben talks about the 49ers beating up on Geno Smith and the Seahawks on TNF, the Yankees eliminating the Royals and advancing to the ALCS, Maller to the Third Degree, Lame Jokes of the Week, and more!

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me ten thousand times try to warn them about their quarterback,

(01:40):
and they often have ignored me. But our lead this
hour is from the place where Fox broadcaster and formers
Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson called Southern Alaska. That was
the lidlifter for Week six, number six of the NFL card,
the Niners roadshow, scraping with the Sea Birds in NFC

(02:04):
West feud. Allegedly, that's where we begin. We'll get to
the baseball later. Al Michaels and Kirk Herbe Street Herbie
were there in the Amazon box. Were you watching? Were
you tuned in? Perhaps nine? I don't do that streaming
as some of you knuckleheads. Oh no, no, understand the streaming,
all right, I get it, all right, Calm down. So

(02:24):
Brock Perdy that's a quarterback. Had two hundred and fifty
five yards seems like a good amount, and not one,
not two, but three touchdown passes and the Niners spit
roasted the Seahawks thirty six to twenty four in the
Thursday night game. This was a Harvard boat race situation.

(02:44):
The Niners jumped out to an early sixteen and nothing
lead and they said bye bye, and they never trailed.
For our purposes, though, the better story is in the
losing locker room. So that is where we will begin.
Let us discuss the question thumbs up or thumbs down?
Do the Seahawks have a Geno Smith problem? So I'm

(03:08):
going thumbs up, right, thumbs up, That's what I'm doing here.
So I've got breakfast, special, Caterpillar, and Narcan, and we
will combine all of these things together and we're going
to strut around like a peacock, which is, by the way,
where you can see this weekend Benny versus the Penny.
Now a to answer the question, the problem is that

(03:31):
Geno Smith is not good. Now, he's not bad. He's
a jag. That's the issue here for Seattle. And I
don't mean a Jacksonville jag. He's just a guy. And
if you look at these type of quarterbacks like you're
always chasing with guys like this. He wasn't ready for
the start of this game. He was overwhelmed, bamboozled by

(03:54):
the Niners defense in the first half. Now we pour
out with guys like this, if everything else around Gino
Smith is above average everything and there's no major injuries.
You can win some regular season games with a quarterback
who's substandard like Gino Smith. But we've seen over the
last month or so the real Gino Smith the last

(04:14):
three weeks, three touchdowns and five interceptions and a fumble
for Gino. Now the breakfast special combo for Gino Smith,
he's a hammanegger. Now he's a mid level quarterback er
go average or low quality. He doesn't make players around

(04:34):
him better. And it's not like Seattle has him for
a ton of money, right he works relatively cheap. I
say that in the context of other quarterbacks. And they
did make a move in the offseason to get another
quarterback as a backup option from the Washington football team.
Seems like we're around the point in the season where
you're starting to think, maybe that's an option. We should

(04:57):
look at Sam Howell, right that, take a little look
at that and see how that goes. What do you
have to lose because it's not really working out right
now with Gino Smith. Now, Gino, they put a mic
right in his face and here's Gino. First of all,
let's let's get the one where he talks about the interceptions.
There were a couple of them in this game. Should

(05:17):
have been even more than that. There were a couple
dropped by the Niners defense. But here's Gino talking about
all of his many mistakes.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Three and three. It was an interception.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
Man, we all saw, you know, bad play by me,
roster field man Frost the film.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
You see it.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Across the field, man, across the field man. Yeah, all right,
here's one more. Now, Gino trying to put on a
happy face. Put on a happy face. Here's Gino on.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
The state of the Seahawks three and three, go long
ways ago, a lot of football left and hanger head.
I mean, we put ourselves in this position, you know
what I mean? So for me, man, get back to work,
get back to doing the things I'm used to, which
is playing clean football, good football, making the right plays
and doings.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Right.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Wait, that was nothing but cliches. Can we play that again?
I would like to play the game. Can we count
the cliches from Gino Smith? So, now, just off the
top of my head, how long was that SoundBite? How
long was that? How many thirteen seconds? I'm gonna say
there were eight cliches in that. I think there were
eight cliches in this were play and you listening to

(06:19):
play along? How many cliches did Gino Smith use in
that SoundBite? Let's play again, and I'm gonna count and
we'll see our go ahead.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Play three and three long ways ago, a lot of
football left and hangerhead.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I mean, we put ourselves in this position, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 5 (06:35):
So for me, man, get back to work, get back
to doing the things I'm usue, which is playing clean football,
good football, making the right plays and doings right.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Right.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
So I counted seven? Yeah, I got seven? Yeah right.
Coops got seven too, and he was rapid fire. Like
the first three he just spat out of his mouth,
and then the next three and then that last one
was like a long one. So I didn't give We
didn't quite get to eight. But play it one more
time and then I'll tell you where the cliches are
played again.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Here three and three go long ways ago on the
football left.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Sure, I'm agree we put ourselves in this position for me,
So for me, man get back to work doing the
things I'm used to with jack, playing clean.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Football, good football, making the right plays and doings right.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
So all that last one was kind of all the
same crap. So I had seven. All right, now, speaking
of what Gino just talked about, we turned the page
here after that, three and zero starts. Seattle has lost
three straight games. So I asked the question to the
esteem panel, which you were part of, who are the
real Seahawks? So I'm gonna tell you who they are.

(07:38):
They're bootleggers, right. They're benefiting from the Soft Open where
they played Tomato cans tomato can quarterbacks. At the beginning
of the year, Remember they played bow Nick's first game ever.
Wasn't ready for the NFL. Had to, you know, get
the kings out of his game. He's played better than
the last couple weeks, but he wasn't very good at
the start.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Of the year.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Bon Nicks played the Patriots Jacobe Burssett, who's been bad,
and they played the Dolphins backup quarterback and clueless. In Seattle,
fans were like, oh, man, we got something special here,
we got our coach, and man, this is the way
to go and all that. Yeah, well, we knew the
record was inflated and we're now seeing the true colors.
They're not contenders, they're pretenders. Now. New coach Mike McDonald

(08:22):
has the Ravens defensive pedigree. People love to talk about that,
but the Ravens like a caterpillar, the or the like
a caterpillar. That defense has undergone a metamorphosis from Legion
of boom back in the day. The Legion of Gloom
allowed four hundred and eighty three yards to the Niners

(08:42):
four one hundred and eighty three yards of the Niners.
In fact, if you go back the last three weeks
lost loss loss, the Seattle Seahawk defense has allowed an
average of thirty five point six points per game and
over four hundred and thirty yards of offense. And that
includes a game at home against Daniel Jones without the Giants'
top receiver Eliite Neighbors. Now, I never played in the NFL,

(09:05):
but I think that blows. Meanwhile, what does this victory
do on the other side for Kyle Shanahan in the
forty nine ers. So this is like when you're a
kid and your mom or dad gives you that Superman
band aid. You're like, well, I'm hurt, but it feels better.
It stops the bleeding, and there's still a lot of
work to be done. Now they're on their third string
running back who broke away for a seventy plus yard run.

(09:28):
Brock Perty was great. Defense dominated the beginning of the game,
and then faded in the second half. But unlike past
forty nine or blown leads against the Rams and the Cardinals,
they actually closed it out, this time courtesy of a
gift from Gino Smith, who made sure the Niners did
not blow that lead. All right, last word, We now
head over to Dallas where Dak Prescott spoke today. Cowboys,

(09:52):
one of the last couple of games, won that crazy
game this past week against the Steelers. Now they've got
the Lions this weekend. But this is not about that.
Dak spoke out on how he does not appreciate the
national coverage around his home renovation project. You probably saw
this if you've been on social media the last forty
eight hours. Dak, he's very upset. In fact, just to

(10:16):
prove I'm not making this up, here is the audio tip.
Here's Dak Prescott complaining about the coverage. Take a listen.
Apparently he's very quiet, Dak, and he is not going
to talk to you. But at some point he's going
to talk. I promise you. At some point it's going
to happen.

Speaker 6 (10:35):
You think it's crazy that coverage, that guy being just
being frank, you know, trying to keep my personal life
my personal life, build a home or a place or
have a property that you know, am about to raise
a daughter and a family there that I truly don't
appreciate the drones, the extra videos, and honestly the conversation
of it. I'm super blessed to be able to at
this point build what I want.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
So enough sense, all right?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
So there you hear, Dak upset. Dak Prescott upset with
the social media coverage of his home demo. Does Dak
Prescott have a legitimate gripe in this case? So I'll
tell you what he does have it. He doesn't have
a gripe, but he has a lot of nerve. Right,
somebody gets some narcamp because I believe Dak is going
to overdose on hutzpat, which I don't know if that's
an opioid or not. But a lot of hoots were here.

(11:17):
He's now he's playing the kid card from the bottom
of the deck. Right, He's playing the kid card by
his daughter. But Dak doesn't appreciate the coverage. However, as
I understand Maybe I'm wrong on this, but I saw
it multiple places that he sent an invitation for publicity.
He invited the guys from Dude Perfect to make a

(11:38):
video about it. Now even I know who they are.
These are YouTubers. They got sixty million subscribers on their
YouTube channel. They've had seventeen billion views, most of them
probably bots, but they've had a lot of views. So
why on God's green Earth would you complain when this

(11:59):
is what these people do. They send in drones. It's
all about engagement and going viral and all that. Did
you think that we're going to keep it on the
down low and not send it to TMZ?

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Like?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Who could have possibly seen that coming. It's almost like
Dak handled this like a playoff game. He miscalculated the coverage,
he didn't realize what was going to be out there,
and he choked. Bad job by you.

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(13:37):
Major League Baseball playoff action the American League side of
the Divisional Series, and we're going to start out in
the City of Fountains. Did you know that Kansas City
has more fountains than any other city besides Rome. Yeah,
City of Fountains. Now the Yankees, we're hoping to swim
in one of those fountains. The Yankees looking to knock

(13:58):
the Royals out a lit men nate the Royals in
advance to the league Championship series. Did you watch were
you watching the football game instead bad job by. You
may have you missed it, well, don't worry. We watched
both games at the same time. Two games at the
same time. We did now how you can do that.

(14:18):
It would seemingly be impossible, but we were able to
pull it off. It's called a remote control. It's an
amazing an adventure invention. Rather, it's just amazing. You can
go back and forth. So the Yankee game, Getri Cole,
much to my surprise, was not bewildered on the mound.
He was in control, holding k C to a single

(14:41):
run over seven innings and sending the Bronx Bombers into
the clubhouse to crack open the champagne. A three to
one win and they are back in the League Championship Series.
I've got Juan Soto, Glabor Torres, and John Carlos Stanton
driving in runs. No Aaron Judge, But the story on

(15:02):
the mound Garrett Cole, helping himself, scattering six hits, struck
out four, and then handed the ball to the Pinstriper's bullpen,
which dominated the end of the game. So New York
now will play the winner of Cleveland and Detroit in
the ALCS. That'll begin on Monday in the Bronx. We
should point out that Cleveland and Detroit will have a

(15:25):
Game five, winner take all this weekend for the right
to play the Yankees in the American League Championship Series.
But let's focus in on the Yankees and the Royals.
The better story in the losing locker room. So that
is where we will begin this conversation, the question where
did things go haywire for Bobby Witt Junior and the Royals. Well,

(15:50):
unfortunately for Bobby Way and we'll combine all these things
together here, we'll try to drink a nice big glass
of water, because that's that's what you're supposed to do,
so NU Unfortunately for Bobby wit Junior, he was shooting blanks, right,
But just in general, I talked about it. I went
on with my guy Bob on the fan there in

(16:11):
Kansas City, go on every Thursday with my guy Bob Fesco,
and we were talking about this yesterday morning. We were
having a conversation. It's like the Royals dug themselves a
hole at the very beginning. They had a bad opening scene.
If you remember Game one last Saturday in the Bronx,
Kansas City had not one not to but three leads
in that game, and they kept giving up the lead,

(16:35):
They kept giving up the lead. They ended up blowing
the game late. But every one of these games was
a hair raising cliffhanger. And team wide, they generally, as
the line goes we like to use on the show,
they generally sucked. It wasn't a specific kind of suck.
It was just an all encompassing type of suck. And
it did start with Bobby Wit Junior, the phenom, the

(16:57):
runner up for the American League Most Valuable Player, who
did go out there and did not use live ammunition.
He was shooting shooting blanks. The matinee idol the future.
This guy's gonna be in Kansas City for the next
ten years or more and putting up big numbers. And
it's it's like seeing a movie or making a movie

(17:18):
and your leading actor has a lapse of memory and
forgets their lines. Seaball hit ball. Bobby Wood Junior batted
a buck fifty four in the American League Championship Series.
He was four for twenty six and overall it was
like that Windy's slogan from back in the day, where's
the beef? And you look at some of the bigger

(17:39):
names there, Bobby Wood Junior, Salvador Perez he's got playoff
experience from his old days with the Royals when they
were in the World Series years ago, and Vinnie Pascentino
as well. Those are three of the big names in
Kansas City's lineup. Collectively, they were a bag of manure,
batted one twenty two, six for forty nine in the

(18:00):
four game series, sixteen strikeouts, one walk, or actually I
got two walks. They had two walks there, a couple
of RBIs in one home run and that that is
not going to get her done. It is not. Now
page two here, how is the forecast looking for Aaron
Judge and the New York Yankees as we disentangle the

(18:23):
American League bracket. So what I've done for this is
I have taken out the Roberto Doppler radar from back
when he did weather with Roberto, my old guy, ROBERTA
the bus driver. And if you look at the short
term weather module outstanding, it's like going back to when
you were a child and singing, sunny day, sweeping the

(18:45):
clouds all the way on my way to where the
air is sweet. Can't you tell me how to get
how to get the Saame Street I'm telling you right yeah,
home field advantage, extra rest, and you're facing in in
fie or opponent either the Tigers or the old Cleveland
Indians who are now named after a bridge. So you're

(19:06):
gonna have the bigger bazookas the great equalizers. Do they
all show up? The Yankees won the Alds without Aaron
Judge being an X factor, and Judge is supposed to
be a Porterhouse steak. He was chopped liver. He also
batted a buck fifty four, same batting average as Bobby

(19:30):
Witt in this series. No home runs, no runs batted
in for Aaron Judge. And while the feast or famine
Yankee bullpen they were terrible during the regular season, they
have been absolute, nailed down relievers. How good have the
Yankees been you asked, I'll tell you. I'm glad you asked.
Scoreless streak by the Yankee bullpen at fifteen and two

(19:53):
thirds innings this postseason, which is pritty deep, britt deep,
pretty big. They're gobbling up outs and not allowing runs.
Not bad. Now, there's another thing I want to discuss
with you. You were watching this game, you know what
I'm about to talk about. If not, we had a
rhubarb of sorts in this one. So things boiled over

(20:17):
in the sixth inning, and there was an incident. Anthony Volpi,
the shortstop of the Yankees, slapped a hard tag on
my cal Garcia of the Royals. Play happened at second
base there and it was to complete the double play.
Now Garcia was offended by the double tap tag and
there was a forearm by Volpi to the neck, and

(20:40):
so the players ended up spilling out of both dugouts.
They jogged in from the bullpens, which is always my
favorite part, rather than just fight in the outfield, because
the relievers are usually near each other, they have to
run into the infield to fight. Wouldn't it be more effective,
more useful in terms of energy just to fight in
the outfield, But no, they have to run in and

(21:01):
be with everyone else. So you had that happen and
then eventually order was restored. But how would you describe
how would you describe the ruckus between the Royals and
Bronx bombers in the sixth inning. So I would like
the channel the great boxing promoters who are both somehow
still alive but very old and probably not gonna be
with us much longer. Bob Aram and Don King, both

(21:22):
of these guys great talk radio interviews back in my
early days because they would not shut up. They just
you ask them one question, they give you four minutes
of content and they just asked themselves questions. Both Bob Aram,
Don King, God bless them. I've interviewed them in the past. Wonderful,
wonderful guests because they don't shut up. But they wouldn't
had a field day. Now in boxing, you probably know

(21:44):
the rumble in the jungle, right, I got a good
name for these fights, rum oll and jungle. Well this one.
How about the cat fight and Casey because it was
like a catfight. Anthony Volpi wouldn't even have a chance
to make power slap. He's not that big a guy.
And just the whole situation was a commercial for Sharman Ultrasoft. Now,
the reason this thing escalated is because of Jazz Chisholm Junior,

(22:08):
who called the Royals lucky. Then you had MIKEL. Garcia
who went on social media and he posted some stuff
about not backing down or whatever. So you have all
these fake tough guys and the barking dog never bites now.
Jazz Chisholm helped poort Kerosene on top of this when

(22:28):
he came over from third base and he said the
magic words about that slide by Garcia, and then that
led to the escalation of hostilities in this game. But
your standard baseball fair, and as an old timer told
me years ago, you want that because at one point
there was a player that took a baseball bat and

(22:50):
a Dodger Giant game to the other player. You don't
want that, So you'd rather have fake tough guy than Hey,
I'm holding a baseball bat and I'm on the field
and I'm going to bludgeon someone on the other team.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
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Speaker 7 (23:11):
Shut Up, shut up, cheater, and he's cheated. Queeze out
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Speaker 8 (23:22):
It has recently been suggested that if the one to
four Rams don't turn their season around quickly, that Matthew
Stafford could become a trade candidate.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Ben, Are you buying that?

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yeah, I am absolutely buying that. The trade deadline is
about a month away, and so the Rams have the
rest of this month to figure things out, and if not,
it would make a lot of sense because Stafford is
not going to be back next year to trade him
and the Rams have to move on from Stafford get
somebody else. They also have to fix their defense, which
is obscene. It's illegal on the Bible belt. How bad

(23:52):
they are tackling their the Rams. Bad job by Shula's grandson,
the defensive ward air next' that's an NFL writer.

Speaker 8 (24:01):
Peter King gave out a list of his top five
MVP candidates to the first five weeks of the season,
and at the very top was Derrick Henry. King admitted
that Henry probably won't be on the list at the
end of the season. But do you think he's an
MVB candidate as of this moment, I do not.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
I do not believe he's an MVP candidate because he's
a running back, and so he is eliminated by just
being a running back, you're eliminated. That's a quarterback award,
it's not a running back award. And didn't Henry that
game against the Bengals didn't have about forty yards and
then in overtime he broke off that massive run. But
He hadn't much that game until the overtime. But no,

(24:36):
running Back's not gonna win an MVP award, probably again
in my life.

Speaker 8 (24:40):
Next, as we near the start of the league Championship series,
what are the best and worst potential words World Series matchups?

Speaker 4 (24:48):
All?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Right, so the top matchup would be Dodgers and Yankees.
He got East Coast, West Coast. He got Otani versus
Aaron Judge. That gets TV executives all horny. The worst
matchup would be Cleveland and Sane and Diego. That would
be let me take some sleeping pills. Oh my god,
we gotta pump this up. But by far, that would

(25:08):
be the worst of the teams that are left. But
you got to match the Dodgers, the Yankees, just some
big markets left. How did we know you passed us?
Anition that is a winner.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Of the board.

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Speaker 1 (25:34):
And Man's Lame Shokes of the Week. We had a
small delay because weed Man Hippie his phone terrible and
the hurricane weed Man did not go through Miami. You
avoided the hurricane, yes, you know, but yet there you
would I think you would know, Weed, man, if the
hurricane came through. I don't want to speak for anybody else,

(25:55):
but I'm pretty sure that you would feel some win
and some excessive rain if the hurricane didn't come through
where you're living. But what do I know? Oh my god,
maybe you know? Might it might be because of the
hurricane though that the phone the phone lines are not

(26:17):
not quite up the par well, we'll give it a shot.
We made we don't hear from. If we don't hear
you properly, we're gonna let.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
You go though.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Okay, I'm here, all right, We'll give it a shot.
These are actual jokes by actual listeners of the show.
Do you hear that Lizzo does crunches twice a day?

Speaker 4 (26:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, she's got Captain in the morning and nest Lee's
in the evening.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
That's George, a fine educator. George and Uvalde, Texas. What
do Lizzo and Pete Rose have in common?

Speaker 4 (26:53):
What?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Well, unfortunately neither one eats as much as they used to.
That's a Gordon and Tacoma. Why is Lizzo looking forward
to the baseball off season. Why she's always loved hot
stove talk. She loves it. That's Eric in Kansas. Thank you, Eric.
All right, what is the difference between wander Franco and Lizzo?

Speaker 4 (27:19):
What? Well?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Wanderer, the former Tampa Bay Ray is a big waste
of talent, but Lizzo has a big waste and talent.
So how has Lizo been able to lose so much
weight without any diet or exercise? Wow? Well, she has

(27:42):
the flesh eating virus. Ironically, her body is eating itself.
That's our buddy. I'm so happy, sir, for Todd the
Comedian's back. He told me he lost one of his
buddies there and he was not in the mood last week.
But I'm glad he's back with us, giving us some
jokes there. What do Tropic Field, the roof of Tropic
Canna Field, and Lizzo's fong have in common? What blown coverage?

(28:11):
That's a that's a very funny man. Chip in Maine,
who has sent cookies? We has some main cookies here.
Here's wife mate. Wow back. Did you know that Lizzo
has been speaking with government agents? Oh? Yeah, yeah, they're
apparently putting her in a fitness protection program. That's Noah

(28:36):
in Austin. Thanks for that, Noah. What happened when Lizzo
tried to sue lame joke writers for defamation of character?
What the judge said? Lighten up? Come on, what's wrong?

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Lighting up?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
That's how eget Roseville, Minnesota. You listening to big bands
of lame jokes? So we know what did Lizzo say
to a weed man? What micuse s soucasa? That's art puffin,
the great art puffin there. Yeah, all right, now we're
getting to the weed man jokes. What holy honor of

(29:12):
saintthood was bestowed upon weed man by the Pope at
the Vatican.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (29:19):
What well it turns out you weed man. We're named
the patron saint of the Order Rodentia lifetime devotion for
improving the livelihood of rats and mice. So you're doing
very well with vermin. That's Frank and Farkle. You're such
a good sport, weed man. Did you know weed man

(29:41):
Hippie lies a lot?

Speaker 5 (29:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, mostly on cordboard behind a dumpster that's rusty in Kansas.
Why didn't why didn't weed man Hippie gain any yards
playing Pop Warner Football. Why because he only ran to
words the hash marks. That's some chip in Maine. How

(30:06):
is weed Man like a rockstar? Ow? They both leave
their hotel rooms trash. That's our buddy, Surf Todd, the
comedian's big Ben's lame jokes in the week. If you
like this, we do it every week this time. If
you're easily offended and you're a wuss, we only know
it once a week, so who cares. You can send

(30:28):
jokes in care of Ben Mahler Show at gmail dot com.
That's Ben Malors Show at gmail dot com. And we've
got an international audience. I know that our friend Salsa
is listening at the airport there in Munich. Did you
hear that? There you go shout out, I gotta fly
around the world. Yeah, you gotta be friends with Salsa.

(30:48):
Did you hear that weed Man hippie got so hungry
he ate a lot of the scrabble tiles.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
No I did?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, yeah, no words yet, whether I no word yet,
whether they have come out, so we're not sure about that,
but yeah, stay tuned. The plot thickens George in Uvaldi,
Why was weed Man no good at playing baseball? Why not, Well,
you never could make it home, weed Man. That's unfortunately,

(31:18):
that's a Dennis that jokes never gets sold. Dennis in Detroit.
Why doesn't weed Man have an American Express card?

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Well, it's obvious you can't leave home with or without one.
That's Dennis again in Detroit. Oh, we're not out of jokes.
We still got jokes. What happened when weed Man tried
to sue lame joke writers for defamation of character? Yeah,
what happened? The judge said, weed Man, you have no character.

(31:47):
That's e in Roseville, Minnesota. Oh, Man, is your roommate
home your room? That's at home right now? Right?

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
No, you've worked at night? How many people live in
that apartment you're in or your house? Six? Oh my god,
I know that is That does sound like a nightmare,
But it's better than men on the streets weed Man,
it is, right. Yeah. Why should we man hope that
someone breaks into his house? Why because he can help

(32:15):
the robber find where the money is. It's uh yeah,
that's no uh in Austin. Yeah, and you're not on
the social media anymore, weed Man, Right, you're not on there. No,
I can't figure out how to carry.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Why?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Why don't you get get back on X Why don't
you get back on it?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
I don't because turn on my phone and I fourteen
to download it. I'll call you up later. I'll tell
you how to feel simple. I'll walk here. I love
you well, No you don't. Why was weed Man's new
little apartment home exiled to the middle of nowhere? Why
apparently because of the city guide lines there prohibiting the

(33:01):
presence of offensive, obnoxious odors, rodent and test infestation, unsighted us,
excessive noise. Just subision all that frankin Fargo set that
one in all right, last one with all you can eat?
All you can eat? A fete, what kind of all
you canive? You fate? Did the guy pitying weed Man
for eating grass take him to that would be his backyard.

(33:22):
That's Hurricane Kansas. But you're eating grass. They're weed Man
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