Hour 1 - Arrow Says 'Bye-Bye'

Ben Maller talks about the Chiefs trading cornerback Trent McDuffie to the Rams and if this counts as a "blockbuster" trade, where McDuffie ranks among the league's elite defensive backs, Aaron Rodgers getting swarmed by paparazzi, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Lights, camera action. It's our number one, our number one
of the Ben Mahlor Show podcast. As we were up
all night doing this live radio show, we repackaged it
with limited commercial interruption, which is neither here nor there,
but it's the podcast and it's our number one. Remember,

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you can listen however you want. You can cannibalize the
podcast and listen to only one hour. Maybe you listen
to odd hours, not even hours. You can. There's a
best of version you can listen to of this, but
if you're in for the full ride. In our number one,
we had a big trade in the NFL. It's being
called a blockbuster. Does the Chiefs dealing away Trent McDuffie

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to the Rams count as a blockbuster trade? Also, where
does the new Ram pickup Trent McDuffie rank among the
elite NFL defensive backs? And off the Ram Chiefs trade?
What about Aaron Rodgers? Do you feel bad for the
four former Packers quarterback and current free agent quarterback Aaron

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Rodgers that he's getting swarmed in Malibu by the paparazzo
and there's a mad scramble to find his girlfriend, whoever
that is or why? I guess they're apparently wife and
husband supposedly, who knows. We'll talk about all that and
more right now here it is settle in for our
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So we are back at it, and a reminder coming
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I guarantee you. Later this hour we have the who
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Also Mallard of the third degree get the riddle of
the day. Later on ask Ben and way way down
the road it'll be fact or fiction. But we begin
with this our lead story from Canzaw City, the holy

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land of the Chicken Finger. The whole people say it's
a barbecue town. Now that it's a chicken figertown. The
chiefs have decided we're gonna make a move. We're gonna
make them. We're gonna retool our roster. Now, are we
gonna add something or are we gonna get rid of something? Well,
they've decided, you know what, let's get let's declutter. We're
gonna declutter. That's what Andy Reid's saying. So the Chiefs

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have said bye bye to a key player. Now, if
you didn't see this, and maybe not, we have learned
that the Cansa City Chiefs have agreed to a deal
with the La Rams and they are sending all pro
defensive back Trent McDuffie to LA for not one, not two,

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not three. However, four draft picks, including the twenty ninth
overall pick, the one of the Rams first round picks.
They're back to one. They're back to one. The Chiefs
will also receive a gift bag including a fifth and
a sixth round pick, and then in this year's draft

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and then a twenty seven third round pick. There will
be a quiz on this later, so please take notes.
That is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss
the question. Does this Chiefs Trent McDuffie trade to the
Rams count as a blockbuster trade? I saw that blockbuster trade.
We does the Trent McDuffie trade by Kansas City to

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La count As. That so, I've got emoji filled text messages,
Crayola's and aquarium and we'll put all of these things
together and we are going to make a traduction with
some Tazeki sauce. That's the plan, all right. So a
to answer the question, why don't we just pump the brakes,

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bump the brakes on Blockbuster trade conversation? All right, this
is a blockbuster like Blockbuster video in twenty twenty six.
You know you know what I'm saying, does it? It's
a solid football trade. The Rams got a good player,
the Chiefs lost a good player. It's a nice addition
for La It doesn't rise to the level of high

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crimes and miss demeters for Kansas City. It's not a
great day for the Chiefs. McDuffie's pretty talented player, and
you gave that up, and that's exactly what the Rams wanted.
You helped the Rams out. The Rams, who were on
the doorstep of the Super Bowl mer Seattle needed some
help to get by the Rams. Otherwise the Rams were

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in the Super Bowl and they would have won it.
Whoever played the Patriots gonna win. So the Rams get
a physical, smart defensive back. And that's exactly what the
doctor ordered. So we like to move for La. And
yet again the general manager, less Need, once again running
the FM picks Ben Mahler chicken finger platter at the

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landing there in Liberty, Missouri. That's where f them picks.
Get me some more chicken? Figure? Can I get through it?
Extra dipping sauce? Sure, we'll get some extra dipping sauce.
How the finger they're good. The fingers are good. Okay,
how about the fries you like? The fries are good too. Yeah?
Right there all there at the landing where we had
the last Kansas City mallor meet and greet a couple
of years back. But less Need clearly was not a
smitten kitten. He looked at all the quarterbacks. They went

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to the combine, and the Rams looked around, and they
saw who was available, who was likely going to be
available with that pick, and so he's all right, let's
need the rams GM. You know, I mean the cartoon
bubble in my head. He fired off a few emoji
filled text messages over to Arrowhead, and then when he

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did that, he went over there on the way they
completed the trade. They did the docu sign, but he
picked up a ready made brisket Trent McDuffie. So the
Mallord Progress Report, the Mallard Progress Report, the Rams get
an A minus and as because they really only gave
up a fifth round pick because they already have two.

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First I have one. They traded the lower first round pick,
and they traded a fifth to sixth and the seventh.
Nobody cares about a sixth and a seventh round pick.
Those are worthless. So you gave up one pick to
get an all pro. McDuffie is a war daddy defensive back,
the kind that you plug and play, and they're gonna

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give him an extension, which of course in California won't
be that big because of the taxes, but then they'll
move on. But in Kansas City on their report card,
the progress report card, they get a C. That's it.
It's a head scratcher considering how we always hear it's
very difficult to find elite defensive backs in the NFL.

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So many people complain about that and they say, ah,
I can't do it. It's hard to find them. And
when you get one, you'd like to think you're not
just gonna send them out of town like some leftover
burnt ends from some barbecue places. But Mahomes, that would
be Patrick or Patty or pat or whatever you call him.
But Mahomes sent out a post on social media and

(09:01):
he used the word damn. He what a burger. He
used the word dam That tells you everything. Now, I
kind of grasp when I was walking to the studio,
I was like, I kind of get what Kansas City
was trying to do. They wanted to reallocate resources here.
They didn't want to pay him. You don't want to
pay the man, so you're not gonna pay the man.
They want to spend the money, and they wanted to

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spread that around on some other players, and they wanted
those digital discounts. And so they grabbed some Keno cards
from the Rams, and they'll get younger players, they'll draft
some defensive back. It's cost certainty. And they picked up
the mystery box of those late round draft picks. Now, meanwhile,
keeping the drum beat going, now, we gave you the

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report card. The Rams get an AUS and the team
from Kansas City gets a C. Keeping that theme going,
the question here is where does the new Ram pickup.
Trent McDuffie rank among the NFL's elite defensive backs. He's
what the Rams needed. But where is he in the

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hierarchy of NFL defensive backs. So after a minutes long deliberation,
which included several YouTube videos and a deep dive with
the nerds, with the nerds, the stats and all that, McDuffie,
this is not Revis Island. This is not Dion Sanders

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in the mid nineties prime time. Those guys have beachfront
property in Campton, Ohio if there was a beach there.
But McDuffie, he's still writing the book. He's still writing
the book, and he's built a pretty good foundation, pretty
good foundation. He's on the fast track here, battle tested
postseason games, back to back Super Bowls, got it done

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in those games and the pressure cooker. So it's not
like he's been playing for the Raiders. There's some suck
team like the Browns where they don't ever play in
big games. Last year was a stinker for Kansas City,
but we know before that they were really, really good.
So he's gotten it done under the bright lights and

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that's good. So the quarterbacks who played against him based
on what I was seeing him. They treated the McDuffie
side of the field like a construction zone. Like you're
here on the four h five or one on one
in La. Get the construction zone, you slow down for
the cone zone. Detour, detour, detour, and you try to

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find a new route or route. Now, good things do
come in small packages occasionally, and McDuffie would appear to
be proof on that. He's not the tallest, he's not
the biggest, he's not the strongest defensive back, but he
has been the chef's kiss making up for it with
good footwork and all that stuff and provided air tight coverage.

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How tight, so tight. He's basically become a brand ambassador
for Crayola that you know creole the pens where the
eRASS half the field most of the time, where they
don't often throw to where he's at right now on
Benny's Big board, not a list for Terry and England.

(12:16):
Benny's Big board. McDuffie's in the top five top ten conversation.
He's in that neighborhood's good neighborhood, safe neighborhood, low crime,
and good shopping and solid weather. So I looked at
the Madden game, which is very important Madden. The Madden
people have him at a ninety four. Trent McDuffie a

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ninety four rating on Madden, which, as I understand it
is the video game version of a Michelin Star. So
there's not a lot of debate on that. And now
the Rams know exactly what they have to do. Well,
you got the man, you got to pay the man,
and that's why they are expected to give him a massive,

(12:57):
massive contract. And the whisp is that we're hearing here
is that McDuffie will become the highest paid defensive back
in the NFL. And right now it's Sauce Gardener of
the Colts on average annual value in McDuffie. If this
goes the way it's it's headed, he's gonna get paid
more than that. The cherry on top of him. So

(13:19):
cow Guy played at a couple of high schools in
southern California bounced. You know, these high school kids get
paid money to go from school to school, so you
got to check from one school and went to another
school and all that. But they the Rams, I know
this is upsetting for Mark the full name guy and
Nostradinas and the other trolls out there. But the Rams

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just leveled up. The Seahawks are getting worse, the Rams
are getting better. So instead of being given the two
point conversion that Seattle got from the NFL, the erroneous
two point conversion, how about you get a free touchdown
this Year're gonna need more than just two points to
beat the Rams upcoming, because you got people leaving, fleeing,
running out of Seattle, where the last person that leaves

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Seattle leave the lights and turn the lights off, and
then you got the rams. You just supposed what the
Rams are doing. All right, now, last word to mister Rogers' neighborhood,
we go. We're gonna take the trolley to mister rogers neighborhood.
So Aaron Rogers, apparently he is fed up. He is
fed up with your fascination and my fascination about his marriage.

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So he was playing grab ass with high paid podcaster
Pat McAfee on the YouTube show and Rogers had a
lot to say. We're not gonna go through the whole
thing here, but Rogers said that the obsession, meaning the
obsession with his wife, is effing bizarre. He said. He
also claimed that there are quote legitimate stalkers who have

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followed him closely at his home at the gym in Malibu.
And I guess we have a little bit. Let's play
a little clip here, that's a little taste, just to
prove I'm not lying. Here's Aaron Rodgers on his buddy
playing some grab ass with Pat McAfee.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Now I'm out of it. I don't want to be
back in it. I don't want to be a part
of that. I understand. You know when I play, If
I play that, there's screwedin me. There's a tension that
comes with it. But I'm fully content on living a
private life. But you have people out there that say
about me and create these narratives and talk about my
wife and talk about this and that and search for
our wedding certificate and all this different. Like, we're not

(15:28):
living a public life. We're not going to now, not
in the future, not ever. When this is done, it's
Kaiser Sosa and you won't see me. You won't see me.
I'm not doing TV.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Okay, not doing TV. So Rogers has a couple of houses,
but he's talking about the home in Malibu in here
in LA And as you heard that, Rogers he mentioned
his wife is anyone. If Rogers goes away, my life's
not going to change too much. I'll just talk about
other people. It doesn't really matter. He makes it seem

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like this is going to be a great loss for
humanity that Rogers is going to go away. Dude, go away.
We don't. We'll find whether you're there or not. The
beat goes on. We were doing this before you got
to the to the NFL, and we'll do it after,
so it's not not any big deal. The story, though,
is the wife. That's obviously the story, right. The identity

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remains unknown, and as he said, there, I want privacy,
all right? Question what a SOB story? Do you feel bad?
Do you feel bad for Aaron Rodgers getting swarmed by
the locusts of the Papa Razzo? Do you feel bad?

(16:40):
So we don't. I wish we did. I just don't.
And guess what, I have an alternative theory. I think
Rogers actually loves this stuff. He loves it. There's no
other reason that you're in this situation. Right. This man
announced that he is secretly married, and then he treats

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if there is a wife, he treats the wife like
she's the nuclear launch codes. She's the nukes and it
tells everyone, Hey, I'm married, but you can't know a name. Really,
we'll just give your first name and uh no, no,
nothing other than that. No photo. Of course, what do

(17:23):
you think the propaazzo are going to do? They're gonna
circle you put mystery in the air everywhere. That's catnip
for the tabloids. It's hide and seek. And this my
sugar of Rogers has made about four hundred million dollars
just on the field. That doesn't include the discount double check.

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And he lives in Malibu. Now, I don't know if
you're familiar with Malibu. It is essentially a celebrity aquarium,
is what it is. Now. A lot of it burned down,
unfortunately because the mayor was off on vacation and the
whole thing burned and they didn't have enough water because
there's a bunch of incompetent people in LA But there's
still a lot of Malibu left, and that's where the

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very wealthy, the very successful people in entertainment, they all
have homes there. And it's a celebrity aquarium where the
paparazzo are the sharks. And then they're out, they're hunting
around and it's the greatest marketing campaign in paparazzo history.
And you know somewhere there's some people over at TMZ
the Daily Mail page six, the fautogs who are rubbing

(18:32):
their hands together like cartoon villains. The chase is on, right,
They're just rubbing their hands to the chase is on.
This has become mythological. Is she real? Is this some
kind of ai chat pot? And to my knowledge I
might be wrong on this, but I am married. And
when you get married, you have to file for it
to be a legal marriage. Don't you have to file

(18:54):
it with somebody out of state? Right? If you're married
in America? I believe that to be the okay, So
I'm thinking you can hide that information. It's on the
public record. Is she possibly sasquatch? Could Rogers have married
Bigfoot or a lizard person? I don't know whoever gets
that first video, the first photos, whatever paparazzi gets that.

(19:19):
They're buying a new Bentley. They're getting a new Bentley,
and look, you want privacy in all this stuff. I
have a solution. I have the Malord plan. My advice
to Aaron Rodgers is to find a tiny wooden cabin
out there in the forest. Go to the woods. I

(19:40):
hear a town called Lincoln, Montana. Off the grid. It
really worked out well for the unibomber for a while there,
And you can live that lifestyle. Get off the grid
and no WiFi, no electricity, and you can poop in
some dirt and wipe your tuckus with leaves and you'll
be good to go. Otherwise, you're you're a celebrity dude.

(20:02):
You made a deal with the devil, and you take
the good. That's the money, money, money, the attention, and
then you cannot act shocked that though you apparently are
that the cameras show up. That's the deal. Everyone knows
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comments can and will be used against you. Back to
it All, back to it we go late night drug
tester writes in and he says, the chiefs thinking they
are going to draft the next shutdown cornerback is risky.
They need to listen to retired Dick Stockton. Past results
tell you what has happened, not what's going to happen. Yes,

(24:00):
my professor, Dick, the great Dick Stockton, one of the
all time great lines. And I was doing the show
with Looney when we back when we had a very
popular show here on Fox Sports Radaro on the Sunday
NFL wrap Around Show, which we kicked ass for like
eight years on that show at a great time, and
we interviewed the NFL on Fox broadcasters and some players

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and all that did come on. They were forced to
talk to us, and Dick Stockton came on before he
was doing the forty nine were terrible this year or
that year, and the Buccaneers were terrible. It was a
horrible matchup, right. It was late in the season, but
it was on Fox, and so we had to promote it.
There's no reason to watch it unless your friends and family.
So I remember asking Dick Suckers, why should anyone watch

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this game? Dick thinking he's, well, there's no reason to
watch Ben, But of course he said, snat's tell you
what has happened, not what's going to happen. That line
has been repeated all these years, many many many years.
It's been repeated, So I'm glad that it resonated. It
resonated with Late Night Drug tester Andy and Lino Lakes, Minnesota,
says a plus on the Malla monologue Man two points.

(25:06):
I love the FM picks approach, and with Aaron Rogers,
I think there's a Rue Paul situation going on. Hello,
that's all I got to say about that. Uh wait, wait, wait,
well the most famous drag queen of all time RuPaul. Yes,
but he's saying that his wife might be a drag queen.
I don't know what he's said. I mean, that's anybody

(25:28):
can say anything you want. I like this idea. It
is also interesting to note, as Vin Scully used to say,
we have not heard from Felexis, America's favorite drag queen
caller in a while. Is it possible that Felexis is
not calling anymore because Felexis is married to Aaron Rodgers?
And then there's a gag order on Felexis cannot call

(25:50):
the show from Buffalo. Hmmm, I think something. We'll have
to investigate that further. JJ from Rent and Washington writes
and says, you must be going insane malor about my
little Seattle Seahawks beating you in that game. Your GM
is not that great, and the Seahawks GM should have

(26:10):
three Super Bowls while your ass has one. If it
wasn't for that bum Wilson and the se Now coach Carrol,
it's a bad take by you, That's JJ. In Renton.
He is currently wearing a Seattle Seahawks onesie as he's
sent that, and he's eating some Dino nuggets. Calm down, JJ,

(26:33):
it's gonna be okay. I love you JJ, big big fan,
big fan of JJ. Let's see what else do we have?
King Rory Rights. It says he's in Wisconsin. I'm sure
when Aaron Rodgers finally decides to hang it up and
call it quits, he'll find himself a little cave on
the side of a mountain where he can live out
the rest of his life with his wife. In quotes

(26:54):
as Hermit's so so, he said, you know my experience,
most of the people that say I don't want to
do TV, I don't like the media, end up in
the media. They do just all the way. I laughed.
When I was at the Super Bowl in San Francisco,
I was walking around and they had a setup for

(27:15):
Shannon Sharp, and I guess it's Ocho Cinco. They do
some podcast thing. So I remember interviewing Shannon Sharp when
he was playing for the Broncos, and he hated doing
the interview. He hated the media. He didn't want anything
to do. He said he didn't watch football, and he's
had this long career in the media. And that's just

(27:35):
one example. There's plenty of other examples. Gunner from a
Walmart in Northern Minnesota rights and says, Aaron Rodgers is
the Lebron James of the NFL. He wants all the
attention and everyone wants him to go away. I don't
want him to go away. He's good for my job.
I don't want see him go away. Terry in England says,
definitely not a list man. Definitely not a list and

(27:56):
he says, I've got a new nickname for you, muck
raker mallor the list guy. Interesting.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
What's a muckraker?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Oh, you don't know what a muckraker? That's a that's
an old old word, muckraker. It's it basically means. The
definition of muckraker is a like a poopster. I believe,
I believe you're screwing up trouble. Okay, okay, right, yeah,
I think I'm correct on that. You know, someone it's

(28:24):
like a reporter's you know, gossip guy, you know, looking
around for for the dirt. But that's always what the
interesting stuff is. Tabloids sell a lot more than just regular.
You know, back when they had newspapers. The newspapers are
dead now, but when they had newspapers, tabloids sold more
than this regular newspaper. So RPS writes in says Rogers
said she lives over the pond. She doesn't even live

(28:47):
in the US or spends most time outside the US. Okay,
well that's good for her if she's real. Yeah, what
else do you have to see? Page Dan, I can't
read that. Or let's say some call. It is a
calling show eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox is
the number eight seven seven nine nine six six threes

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six nine and eeny meeny miny moe. Let's say hello
to Let's start out with some positivity. Let's go to Jola.
Jola is in Dallas. What's going on? Jola?

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Welcome man, what's going on y'all doing?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Smile? Mister, I love this.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Hey, whenever I could talk to y'all, man, you already
know it's a good night. It's a good even over
here in Dallas. Hey, muckrecord, Hey, Lorena, up to think, Claire,
you got to do your research. But as the greatest
Without him, we wouldn't you know, we wouldn't even be
eating this much great food. I'm just telling you what.
It'd be probably worse than it is right now. But
let you off the history.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah no, hey, listen, if you don't, you know, if
you allow people to just not get checked what they're doing,
they'll they'll rip you off, they'll poison you, they'll there
are a bunch of you know, scumbags out there that
will take I'm telling you.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
But it's now people want to use their camera as
the mup breaking instead of put.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
It on paper.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Like you said, you got to put it on paper
before you pull out the camera. But that's neither here
nor there. Do some real research in the background information.
But no, let's work our way backwards. Let's start with
this guy, Aaron Rodgers. I mean, Narcissism is this guy's
middle name. I mean, how can you go from saying
I want to be Alex Trebek and host Jeopardy or

(30:26):
whatever talk show this is to be like, oh man,
I'm going to ghost whenever I retire and all this
other stuff. This guy just always looks for a controversy
and for him to have the light on him a lot.
And it's really crazy. It's like I get it, man,
but being a narcissistic like that, it's very troubling. And
then hey, let's move on. And that's why Sarier has
been kind of like this, and he was starting to

(30:46):
talking about his family. I say, you know, he's a narcissism.
He's using his buddy as a therapist type of deal.
Now let's go to the Kansas City teams. I mean,
this move is probably they've been doing this since the
Tyreek Hill deal, and I agree with it. Trey McDuffie
is an undersized corner back. He's a physical cornerback. But
look at the guy Weatherspoon. I mean they're the same bill,
but this guy Weatherspoon is moving probably less, you know,

(31:09):
two times faster than mcduffin. And McDuffie is a good player,
but you know, he's just a little washed. And let's
think about this guy wants to.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Be Well, you said he's smaller washed. Which one did
you say?

Speaker 5 (31:21):
I think he's I think he's he's smaller than the
Woes Soon guy, but he's nothing.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Don't care, you know, you know, Joe, that's a great one.
I don't care how big someone is. I want to
hear how I want to hear. I want to see
how big they play. This is right, you know, this
is one thing he's annoys me about, Like the Combine people.
I like the people have turned on the Combine. But
it's all about drafting the biggest, fastest, strongest players in
the combine, right, That's.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
What turned off.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
But doesn't mean those guys can play. And there's been
plenty of guys that are built like a Donis. They
don't play like that though, And sometimes the smaller guys
play better.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
They'll shatter the shatter like last it's really crazy and
put a Sith farm in their chest and they'll just break.
It's crazy. But no, I like them, but they got it.
He's taking to Howbie Roseman. He's trying to get younger corners,
get the old guys out of here. That what's the
name of that guy they sent to Detroit and he
couldn't even play. They brought him back. He was bringing
out his girlfriend and they were in the playoffs. Yeah,

(32:14):
I know, right, what's his brother's name, Life King Corner Slave,
Darius Slay.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
They did the same thing, got him out of there.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
They got Cooper Degen and got their dude from Toledo
Mitchell was one of the better corners. That's what the
Kansas City trying to do. And I get it. And
after they they showed that when they got off to
the US the Sneed dude, because Sneed was better than McDuffie.
But they said, man, you're getting too old. Get him
out of here. And it paid off. And now they're like, yeah,
let's get McDuffie out of here. But I don't think
it'll work. I just think that they'll just have to,

(32:42):
you know, get better pass rushers. That's the only way,
and get you know, started to start over, started the
front seven, start on the old line, get get nobody
to touch my homes and tell him to throw the
football away so they don't get tackled. And he got
to get a pass rusher to help pro office after
Jones leaves because both and Trackles two old. But now.

Speaker 6 (33:07):
I know that beautiful too.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
I'm going out to Malibu again. I love it out there.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
All right, there you go, and then the paparazzi is
gonna take photos of you, so don't be upset. They're
going to follow you around because you're a celebrity caller,
so they're going to take pictures of you, Joela, So
be careful, A right, I gotta go the great Joeler there,
check it in. Let's check it in out. Let's go
to Tom And is this the same guy from yesterday?

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Hell? Tom?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
What's going on? Tom? Deep in the heart attacks? Is welcome? Tom?

Speaker 6 (33:32):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (33:32):
Long Tan, I'm listener, first time call her. You know,
there's a thing that about radio, like this morning drive time,
there's afternoon drive time.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yes, and so let me let me ask you a question, Tom,
how many years you worked in radio? Like?

Speaker 6 (33:53):
Who listens to you?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
You do? Tom?

Speaker 6 (33:59):
I know, just as I like to mess with you.
But seriously, like I know, is it just drivers? Like
no one is awake?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
That is correct. I'm getting paid to talk to losers
like you. Isn't that amazing? It's you're paying me a
lot of They're paying me a lot of money to
babysit children like yourself.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Money. Do you know who makes a lot of money?

Speaker 6 (34:27):
Morning guys and afternoon guys? Not people that work at
one in the morning. Is that one in the morning
is for.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
The t.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
See Tom, everything every word you say, I get paid
for that, Tom, I'm getting paid. You're actually helping.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
The quality content keep going.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
No, I like I like this. I'm happy, Tom, I'm
like that you're calling up as the truck drivers. You know, Tom,
I'm gonna have to give you a nickname here because
you're the only one that calls in because no one
else is listening. So I'm gonna have to.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
Take exactly no one else listening exactly how do I
manage to get through to your tenant?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Well, because there's no we, but we only do the
show for you. There's no one else. I mean, it's
just I just sit here and I just talk. Maybe
I'm not even real. I could be just a chat bot, Tom,
there's possible, Like I'm not even a real person. You're
talking and you've just been hornswoggled because you're stupid. What

(35:25):
do I want to talk about?

Speaker 6 (35:26):
Yeah, because I'm your only listener. It's just like me.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
I want to talk about. Hey, don't forget about the drunks.
That's right, We got the drunks. So we're very popular
with people who have substance abuse issues. They love the show.
Tom My, way up, I ain't that's right? Yeah, yeah, exactly,
all right? Anymore any more comments there? Tom? Anything else

(35:51):
you want to say?

Speaker 3 (35:52):
You could be a board of bard.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
No, that's my job. Yeah, we have we already we
have that. We already have that. Can you now I
have I have a question for you. Can you show
me on the doll where they hurt you. Can you
show me on the doll? Can you point on the
doll here Tom where they you don't want to talk about.
I understand it's it's an emotional time. I understand you

(36:17):
want to talk about that. But I like how angry
you are. I appreciate that. And call me every night.
I want to talk to you every night because there's
no one else listening. Okay, thank you, all right, go away,
go away, go back to go back to your therapist.
All right. It is the Ben Mallards like that. Are
we paying him? We got to pay him. We need

(36:37):
to pay you. Got to get that guy on the payroll, coop.
I mean, that's that's quality material. It's so good, all right,
love it, love it, love it? All right. It is
the Ben Mallor Show. And if you'd like to be
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(36:58):
those stories and offer so good you who pass it up?
And some tabloid fodder. Time now though, for the who
am I?

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Game?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
I am the only coach in D one college football
history to lead six different programs to ball games. Who
am I? The answer? We'll get to it, we'll do
it next.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mallor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Mallard Show.
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(37:45):
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(38:08):
you in advance. All right, back to where we go,
and here is the who am I? Game? Oh? He
pretend to be somebody else, as we call it the
who am I? Game? I am the only coach the
only one in D one college football history to lead
six different programs to bowl games. So one person's being

(38:32):
able to do it. Bouncing around vagabond coach obviously Lisen.
Does anyone know the answer? Ozzie Virgil? I guess by
mister nice guy Joia Child from Rob the goat Man?
Who else do we have? Mister Luciano is up from
him in awhile and Rhea Ripley is his answer? Who

(38:55):
else do we have? Page down Rolf says Professor Quincy Adams.
Wagstaff is the answer. Taylor Hill, who is thirty today?
From the Late night drug Tester Devin goes by. He says,
the name is Tom the Texas nose breather, is the answer. There?

(39:16):
All right? Who else do we have here? Page now?
Alf the Alien opiner, says Ben's new favorite caller, Tom,
the FSR Facebook complainer. He said, oh, good there, olthough
I have his name here, you have his full name.
Look at that? The guy so stupid? He oh, look

(39:37):
at that. I have to do a search on this guy.
I'll track down here this guy is. Let's see how
much he makes an hour. I'll get Yeah, I'll find
he's probably homeless or whatever. Eloy from Compton says Ben,
Is it me? Or? Did Tom really sound like wimpy? Interesting?
Who else? Do you have? Page down depressed Tom and
text like Kurkdog see your malor prop guy? All these

(40:02):
guys goofing on? Tom's pretty funny? Kent Brockman from King Rory.
Who else? Andy and Lionel Lakes got it right? I
can't read that. Tom's favorite coach NFL history David Culley
from Mister Irrigation. Mitch Palmer, NFL star Mitch Palmer. Yeah,
Mitch called in yesterday. He didn't stay on hold. He

(40:24):
said he wasn't gonna stay on hold. Mitch in San Diego.
He did play in the NFL. That guy named Mitch
Palmer did. Larry d says Ben Maler, the Alpha and
Omega of Fox Sports Radio, l Rainer, do you have
an answer? Lorrain again? Only coach d one history college
football to lead six different programs to bowl games. It's
gotta be p. T. Barnum. P T. Barnum. It's the

(40:47):
late great lou Holtz rest in PC. Lou Holtz will
even marry North Carolina State, Arkansas notre name and South
Carolina