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June 3, 2026 41 mins

Ben Maller talks about Aaron Donald publicly flirting with a return to the LA Rams, the Falcons extending WR Drake London, Deion Sanders' latest denials about wanting the Cowboys HC job, the return of the NFL Book'Em, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ding dong, it's our number one. Happy hump Day. It
is Wednesday, June third. You have stumbled onto the original
recipe podcast, The Ben Maler Show, approved by Alf the Alien,
O Ponter Fergnog and Malar prop Guy and even hollering James,

(00:20):
who has no idea what a podcast is. So here
in hour number one, you're in for a special treat.
Why is this night different than all other nights? We
have brought back an old friend years and years on
the shelf, the iconic NFL BOOKAM has returned to the
Ben Mathers Show, and we've added a new element, the Hopper.

(00:40):
Hop on, hop off the Hopper. You'll find out what
that's about here in our number one. Rounds one and
two of the NFL Book them very very exciting. Well
in our one what you're listening to right now? How
do you process Aaron Donald? The Great Hall of Fame
Defensive Players Retired public Flirting where they return to the

(01:01):
lrms because you can ram it all day, you can
ram it all night and using the Goldilocks test in
Georgia is the Falcons one hundred and forty one million
dollar extension of Drake London too much too little or
just right? And what's your instinct on Dion Sanders Prime

(01:22):
Times latest denials about wanting the Cowboys head coaching job.
He's gone on the record about that yet again, all
of those stories and hollering James representing the people in
round one. Here it is our one of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Is it a two for one special?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Welcome in the beginning of another night of the Bain
Malor Show. They just keep having one after another after another,
and it's amazing, it's shocking. Yes, we are in the air,
m reware making a connections.

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There's a little buzz in the air. If you come
to the studio and you're not invited by the way,
you'll be arrested. But other than that, it's exciting here.

(03:22):
And the reason it's exciting is Cauz. In about half
an hour we will begin the return of the n
f L Bookham the most exciting thing of the offseason said,
while the off season has been going on a while
training camp, hope it's up in a month and a half.
We were inspired by the Green Bay Packers who had

(03:44):
their team captain get arrested last week and was out
on the practice field this week.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
So there you go.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
So we've got the NFL Book and we'll explain what
that's about. If you're new to the show, it's an
iconic bit that we did for a long time. Then
you Wokesters got all upset and so we got rid
of it. But it's back and we're excited about it.
We want no one to get arrested. No one at
all to get arrested. However, we do have the NFL
book them just in case somebody slips up.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
We've got the NFL book. I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
This is Loran's first book them, and we were gonna
have Marcel in Brooklyn represent the callers. However we decided
we met an executive season. Every hour, we're gonna have
somebody new and they were just rotated because that's the
voice of the people. And it's gonna be four different
teams if you will, your Team Ben team's gonna win,

(04:35):
Team Lorena and Team Coop and then the fourth because
we used to have this guy named Eddie that he
got whacked, so we have no one over there. It's
there's an empty room. Lights are out in there, so
we'll just have you.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Any's name out shaw Fing. We'll just have you.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Representing the listeners and we'll rotate it. So if you're
interested in that, you want to represent the mean it's
very simple. In the first ever NFL book them as
a lottery because all you people love the lottery losers,
so we're gonna do the NFL book them lottery. There's
no manipulation and then we'll explain all that anyway. Our
lead this hour is from La La Land And for

(05:15):
the second consecutive night, the biggest story in all of sports.
You can ram it all day and you can ram
it all night. The Rams who made the biggest move
of the off season, the defining move. They won the
championship this week, and they gotta play all these stupid
games to get to February. At so far when they're
crowned the champion. But the major move of the offseason,

(05:37):
winning the off season trading for the pre eminent defensive player,
Miles Garrett, and for everyone else in the NFC West
and the NFC in general, turn out the loads the
parties over.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
So Miles Garrett coming over to La from the Factory
of sadness and said, well, that was a story from yesterday.
What are you doing talking about it now, you moron?
You're telling me, Well, I explain, Let me explain to you,
all right.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
So thanks mane.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
So this has sparked renewed interest from retired defensive tackle
Aaron Donald about a comeback.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yes, that Aaron Downald. Do you see any of this?
Do you hear anything about it?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
No? The pride to Pittsburgh, Aaron Donald, We have those
great cinnamon roles in Pittsburgh. One of our guys came
down from Pittsburgh during the Ohio Meet and greet and
brought or Kentucky improught the cinemas, which were just freaking
out standing. Anyway, Aaron Donald texting a number of people,

(06:37):
including some NFL insider types, and saying he is quote
for sure flirting with the idea of unretiring, and Donald's
been out of the NFL for a couple of years.
He mentioned the opportunity of playing for a Super Bowl contender.
Of course, the Rams every year are a Super Bowl contender,
so I don't know why this would be any different,

(06:59):
and especially the fact that the Super Bowl in February
will be hosted in the hood in Inglewood at the
Rams Home Stadium. And up to no good, he added, quote,
if I can find the fire, it's a possibility. Well,
ask Karen Bass, the mayor of La She knows a
thing or two about fire. The whole city burned down

(07:20):
while she was mayor. Wasn't here for her, That's right,
she might not know about fire. She was in Africa. Well,
the whole town burned down. Anyway, let us discuss the question,
how do you process Aaron Donald publicly flirtatious.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
With a return to the laa rams.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
So I've got Yoda, fiberglass, and Grizzly Bear not in underwear.
We'll combine all of these things together and we will
be as clear as crystal.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
All right.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
So a Aaron Donald is out here stirring the pot
like he's auditioning for a Food Network show called Chaos
Kitchen with Aaron Donald. The Big teas by mister Donald
here flirting with the comeback, texting his buddies in the media.

(08:14):
You know, it's like that X that text gives you
that text at Dayton at hey stranger at one in
the morning. You know what that means. You know what
that means. You don't believe it. You definitely look though,
you're like, Okay, do I want to go down that road?
The instigator, the agitator, the aggravator who stepped away after

(08:35):
the twenty twenty three season was done with the NFL
has stayed in pretty good shape by all accounts. It's
not like he let himself go. It's not a big
fat turd at this particular point. Ten year run and
all that with the Rams future Hall of Famer, all
the accolades, filled up the Wikipedia page with Defensive Player

(08:55):
of the Year awards and first Team All Pro and
all those things helped the Rams win Super Bowl fifty
six back in the day. And as the late great
Brian Wheeler would have said, Donald is bonafide, certified and
overqualified all of those things. And depending on how much
he has left after collecting rust for a couple of years,

(09:17):
again he's in shape, but he hadn't played in a while. Donald,
he doesn't need a reason to return. I suppose he
needs a purpose. It's all about the purpose.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Now there is a difference here.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Now Sean McVay is basically Motel six at this particular point.
We'll leave the light on for you, is the message
to Aaron Donald and room service.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
As many protein shakes as you want, we got you.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
And if Donald is really tempted, which he appears to be,
or he just wants attention, this possibility he just wants attention.
If he's really tempted, though, to play with Miles Garrett,
that would be an absolutely terrifying defensive line. Pairing Aaron
Donald with Miles Garrett is like putting a turbo charger

(10:06):
on a tank is what it would be and is
it necessary? No, the Rams are good enough to win
the Super Bowl without Aaron Donald coming back. Now my advice,
and I know Aaron Donald wants the advice of overnight
talk radio. So the advice to Aaron Donald is simple,
follow the wisdom of Yoda. I learned this as a child.
Try not do or do not. There is no try,

(10:30):
just do it. I think Nike used that slogan, just
do it.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Just come back. And if you don't want to come back,
stop flirting. It's annoying. Okay, like there's really nothing to say,
just I'm coming back. You announce I'm back.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
You don't need to say I might come back because
you're just trying to get attention when you say that,
and nobody wants an attention war. All right, now, Page
two to Atlanta, we go the Falcons. Who knew the
Falcons had money. The prices at home Depot are going
to go off as wide receiver. Drake London, London, good name,

(11:01):
good name, Drake London has agreed to a four year
contract for one hundred and forty one million. That's a
pretty sizable extension, said the Wise guy. So he'll be
with the Atlanta Falcons through the next couple of years.
He'll get one hundred million guaranteed, one hundred million guaranteed

(11:23):
for Drake London. Has anyone ever bought a ticket to
watch Drake London play football? Good for him and up
to up to weasel term one hundred and fifty million
dollars with incentives the AAV which is all most people
care about, the average annual value thirty five point twenty
five million dollars, making him, meaning Drake London, the third

(11:44):
highest paid wide receiver in the NFL. So the question
using the time tested Goldielocks test, which is wonderful, we
love the Goldilocks test, is the Falcon one hundred and
forty one million dollar extension of Drake London too much,
too little, or just right all right? So after a

(12:09):
minutes long deliberation on the available information, this deal completely
flunks the test. It is boiling hot porridge. It doesn't
good for Drake London. He bamboozled the Atlanta Falcon front office.
Here Now, I like London, I like the player. I
don't hate the player. I like to play. He's big,

(12:30):
body's strong, seemingly reliable. Those are all good qualities to
have as an NFL receiver. However, this particular contract is
a magic mountain, right. It's overpriced and overhyped, is what
it is. And the Falcons just paid Drake London like
he's what the love child of Julio Jones and Andrea

(12:54):
Horizon from back in the day. This is classic Atlanta.
You're paying top five money for a top fifteen receiver
and you're saying this is all part of the vision
board that we have. Really, Okay, London's a very good player.
I'm out trashing this contract though, treats him like he's

(13:16):
on the same level as Justin Jefferson with a side
of Jamar Chase. I don't see it. Do you see it?
I don't see it. Receiver inflation is obviously real. This
is hyper inflation. They're gonna blame Putin on this like
the old president did. The Falcons didn't just jump the market.

(13:37):
They use some fiberglass and they pull vaulted over.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
The market, is what they did.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
And wide receiver is the most volatile position football, and
Atlanta just it's like buying bitcoin at the peak. Well,
that's probably not the wisest thing.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
To do. Why would you do that.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
You don't win the Super Bowl by making your white
out the highest paid player. You win them with elite
quarterbacks and a balanced roster.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
That's generally how that goes. Now, last word, we go
to prime time because we love our celebrities. That's right,
we do.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Deon Sanders in the sporting headlines again you see this, No,
all right, So Deon Sanders. You got to think this
is his last year at Colorado, right. It's not gone
well for Dion. Things are not going particularly well. The
team's mediocre. They had all that buzz, they had all
that excitement, They dominated the ratings and it just has
all gone away. So Deon Sanders has once again denied

(14:40):
that there's any legitimacy to the widely reported chatter from
a year ago connecting him to having interest with the
Dallas Cowboys head coaching vacancy. This was last offseason. Sanders
was asked recently about the Cowboys rumors and said they

(15:00):
weren't real at all.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
That's what he said. They weren't really little.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
I like playing the program game, Dion said, But he said,
I wouldn't enjoy coaching the pro game. Really, it's a
different game. Deon said, I'm focused on winning and getting
these kids through college.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
I have no thought process for the NFL whatsoever. Okay,
close quote, So question, what is your instinct? Give me
your instinct On Dion Sanders' latest denials about wanting the
Cowboys head coaching gig So Dion denying that he wants

(15:40):
the you know he wanted see past tense. The Cowboys
have a coach, although it's always a temporary job. It's
not like Shot, He's done a great job. So Dion
denying that he wants the Cowboys job is the biggest
fairy tale since Pinocchio went to school.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
All right, So his nose.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Grew not one, not too three three inches just saying
those rumors weren't real at all.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
You could literally see that, yeah, liar, liar, liar pants
on fire.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
So he loves the college game the way that I
love Kale. And if you've ever met me, and some
of you have, you know my relationship with Kale's a
one sided relationship, very one side. So if Jerry Jones
had actually called up Dion and say, hey, Prime, I
want you to.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Coach the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Dion would have thrown his back out reaching for the phone.
He would have fought a grizzly bear for that job,
the cowboy job. If Jerry had said, Okay, all right, fine,
and this is vintage coach prime deny deflect and hope
nobody checks the receipts, don't check the receipts and all.

(16:53):
Because let's be really that the true problem with Dallas
is that Jerry and I love him as TA shows,
but Jerry loves being the only celebrity in that part
of the building in Jerry's world, the coaching front office,
He's the GM and all that. That's the exact reasoning
Dion didn't get a serious look. And so now Sanders,

(17:14):
you talk about being in a holding pattern, and he's
got to downplay the whole thing. Of course, because he's
a college coach. He's got to pretend like he's content
in Boulder, Colorado because he's still got players to spend
nil money on and all that stuff. And I'm sitting
pretty with a meh, sixteen to twenty one record for

(17:35):
the Buffaloes. It is the Ben Mahlor show. As we
are just beginning. I mentioned the NFL book them. It
is a simple game. It is a very popular game,
and it is a game that you can be part
of and if you'd like to be part of it,
one person per hour. So it's real simple. But the

(17:56):
way that's going to work, all of the three of
us here in this udio, myself, Hi, I'm Ben, Lorena
and Coop.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Right, there's Lorena and then there's there's Coop over there.
Who's uh.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Say hi Coop to the people, say hi, Hi, Okay,
there's cool.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
He's bashiful, very pasciful. So we're all gonna pick it.
I have the hopper. I brought the hopper. That's a
big box.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
That's a bit well, that's what she said. But there's
a there's a hopper right there. And so we're gonna
do the lottery and I there's there's thirty two balls.
They're little balls in the hopper, all right, and there's
a number assigned to every single team. And then it's
real simple. Now we've got to get through eight rounds.
So if my math is correct, we need to do

(18:39):
at least two an.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Hour over aft. Let's do it. We can do it, right,
we It's real simple. The way it's gonna work.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
We're just gonna roll the hopper and spin the hopper
and then we get a number. There's a number associated
with do alphabetical order? Yes, do we all agree on
that alphabetical order?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
That's fair?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
No, I know, I mean the team's alphabetically Yeah. Why, well,
we're gonna go buy soon on the show. So I'll
go first, Cooble go second, you'll go third. The calls first, Well,
you know, we're a bunch of neander fALS here, so
as you know, sports radio a bunch of meat heeads. Anyway,
if you want to be part, and we will take calls. Obviously,
this one I gotta take that. It's not supposed to
take that long. In my head, it won't take long.

(19:17):
It'll likely f up the whole show. The whole show
is going to be ruined because this will just be
the whole show. I hope that's not the case. And
so each pick quick line about the team, why you're
optimistic that somebody might get arrested or not get arrested
or whatever, eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox eight seven,
and we'll rotate each hour.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
There'll be somebody else.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
They'll have an opportunity to do it, represent the people
the listenership eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox also
on ex at Ben Malor, That is at Ben Malor.
If you'd like to be part of the program and
very very exciting, we'll get to all that.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
We will do it next.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
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Speaker 2 (20:44):
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(21:09):
we are the reason the consultants don't want callers on
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It's exciting. It's the NFL book Them. You can say
hello to Lorena. It's her first book.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Them. You always remember your first book Them. You do
so excited, Bill.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
It's a big part of a person's life, especially like Lorena.
She's been here a couple of years, but she's still
new kind of and you can see say he Loo.
Loraina FSR Tech Queen on X Koble Loop, a seasoned
veteran of the NFL book them and Salo to coop
at a Bronco fan. Your comments can and will be
used against you in the court of sports radio, so

(21:56):
please please act accordingly. Settling in for the long night
here and a long night to go, Ferg Ducks says,
now that you've had a full day to digest the
big Ram trade with the factory of sadness, can we
play the schedule game?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Please? It's good radio fun.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yes, yes, Fergduck says, I've got the Rams going a
reasonable eighteen and oh, he says, yeah, seems right. I'm
looking at your math on this and it doesn't seem
like that's bad. Like I mean, I don't see a
loss on the schedule, Like who would they lose to?
I don't see. Yeah, I'm looking at win.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
There's a win.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
That's like Mike Francessa's old bit on WFN back in
the eighties or early nineties.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
It was like.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Giants, Redskins, that's a win, play the Cowboys, that's a loss.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
That whole thing.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Charlie D writes in from the Twin Cities there it
says about time we get some NFL talk. That's right,
Charlie D. We got hot NFL talk. The Baltimore Freeloader
account rights and says it is the danger season in
the NFL. Trouble is always around the corner. Glad to

(23:18):
see you're embracing the mayhem as a PSA. Watch out
for those fireworks on July fourth. You might lose a
finger or all of your fingers, all of them. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Don't play with the fireworks.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Michael from Tulsa says, is Porridge better than the gobba
ghoul or the Babaganooche. I don't have time to break
that down. I don't at all. No Wayne into Luth.
This guy's become a real curmudge, Like this guy's really
just bitter. I don't know what happened to Wayne. Dude,
you live in Duluth. Chill out, go swimming in the

(23:57):
Great Lake there, man, you get the brown water.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
What do you do? Dude?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
So we go from Jason smith love affair with the
New York teams to Ben's love affair with the LA teams.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
There you go, there's this area in the middle fold.
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
The LA Rams just acquired the pre eminent defensive player,
Miles Garrett and the Hall of Famer Aaron Donald is
playing foot see with the media about coming back and play.
So what do you want me to do? Like, seriously,
you want me to ignore that? Let's break down the
Twins game. Why don't we do hot Twins talk?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
All right?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Without further ado? Do you have anything to get me
in the mood here? Lorando for the NFL book?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Oh no, I did all here we go.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
You want something different for the powers invested in me
as the plausible.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Host of the Ben Maler Show on Fox Sports Radio,
I'm happy to announce it's better late than ever. After
years and years on ice, the iconic overnight bit has
returned the top fantasy game of the NFL offseason, just
in time for vacation time. We like to call that
a rest time. It is the twenty twenty six NFL

(25:20):
Book Them, Book them Dan.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Now, if you're new to the show, we haven't done
this bit in a couple years because you Wokeser's got
all upset, so, you know, whole meltdown. So we start
out by saying, let me read the disclaimer here on
behalf of Fox Sports Radio and the Ben Maler Show,
we want no one to be arrested at all, we'll
be down't We hope that everyone goes to church every
Sunday and hangs out with their mamas and their kids

(25:47):
and their their girlfriends and their wives and their and
their their whoever they're cheating with, and it just has
a great time. You know, we want that. We want
no crime at all. And we're doing this so you
can mock ups. You can goof on us and say, boy,
what a bunch of dummies. Nobody got arrested. Now that said,

(26:08):
if somebody does end up getting arrested, we will benefit
from that and we will do this to shame them
so they don't get arrested again. Now, the NFL book
them is an eight round draft. In eight round draft,
we will have two rounds each hour. The show is
four hours long, so each round each hour will have

(26:30):
one round robin. If you will, So we'll go and
I text the crew. You obviously can't see that unless
you've hacked my phone, so f you if you've done that.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
So the order is.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Based on seniority, and I believe I've been here longer
than you, So I will go first, Coop will go second,
the rain of third, and then you the callers will
go fourth. It'll go in that order, and then when
we get to the caller each hour there'll be a
different caller, and then when that caller comes on, they'll
then make another pick, so or'll be back to back picks.

(27:04):
Now I have the hopper.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I don't know if you can hear this. You hear that, Yes,
that's the hopper. I'm moving the hopper. This is very
this is old school. This is not AI this is
not special effects, you losers.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
This is the hopper, all right, So it is the hopper.
Putting the hopper down. Now if you guys, you're able
to come in here if you want to, if you
don't think the integrity of me spinning the hopper is accurate.
So each team has been numbered one to thirty two.
It's in alphabetical orders. Anyone disagree with that order. Anyone
want to fight back on that order? Coop, I sent
you the order. It's an alphabetical the Arizona Cardinals. Each

(27:40):
each of the balls and the hopper has a number.
Obviously it just numbered balls, and then the numbers are
associated with the team. For example, Arizona Cardinals will be first,
Atlanta Falcon second, All the way down to the final pick.
The thirty second ball, Ball number thirty two will be
the Washington commanders.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Do we all understand? Yes?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Any questions before we begin, and there's a point system.
We won't get into that right now because we want
no one to actually get arrested. There's a point system
based on felony, misdemeanor and league suspension. Commissioner's exemplss correct, Coop,
we did that before commissioner's exemplest That is correct? Any
oving anthing you want to add here, Coop? Before we

(28:20):
get started with the festivities.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
I opened the old document and just okay, here we go,
just for you know, skil surious. Yeah, the twenty twenty
two NFL book them.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
We have not done this since twenty twenty two. Holy crap,
four years up for whatever? Yeah, four years in o
bookam yeah wow? And Eddie was the last winner. Eddie
unfortunately is not here to receive his award or all right?
At representing the callers? How appropriate is this coop to
represent the callers? Here we have hollering James, who's going

(28:53):
to be selecting this hour for the callers?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
The first two rounds? Hello, hollering James. How you doing them?
All right? Try to be serious, James. This is a
big bed here.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
You're representing everyone listening, all eight people that listen. You're
representing them, James, do you understand of the people?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
All right?

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Now, this is this is different than in previous years
in the sense that this is it's luck of the draw.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, it is luck of the draw.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
I have no idea who I'm gonna I have the
number one pick, but there's no Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Allright, here we go.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
I'm gonna sorry everyone ready, yeah, alright, here we go.
The first pick. I'm spinning. Hold on, sick here, let
me spin big money, big money?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Stop? All right? Oh it didn't work. Hard on. He's
spinning again.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Here.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Hold on, James, are you snoring? He promised you sound
like you're snoring?

Speaker 2 (29:50):
All right? Hold on, sec.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Uh the first technical snapfoo with the hopper.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
All right, I've spun it, and here we go.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
All right, the first pick, number eighteen, number eighteen?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
What team is that? See?

Speaker 3 (30:04):
That is?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
That is the Los Angeles?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
I got the charges baby La Man sex, drug and
rock and roll. LA Man guys get arrested in La.
All right, that's the first pick. Coop I'm gonna spin
for you. Now, who are you hoping for?

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Coop?

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Let's see here I am. I'm honestly hoping my top
of my draft board. I'm hoping for number twenty here.
I would like the I would like the Miami Dolphins.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Okay, that's not bad. We've got nothing to play for
this season. Yeah, hold on, sex here here we go spinning.
We're spinning the Hoppers. But they've had people before. How
likely are they to get more this year?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Old?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, it's Miami. You know what else? Is exactly all right?
For some reason, the Hopper is not cooperating. Here we go,
There we go, James, you have to be staring. What
is all right?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
This is number thirteen, Coop, You've got number thirteen. First
pick for Coop is number thirteen sixans. I don't don't,
I don't hate that pick. Yeah, this guy's get arrested
in Houston. They hang out with mister Irrigation. They get
popped there in Houston.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
All right, Loreda, you're up? Are you excited? Lorraino? I'm
so excited. This is Loreda's first pick.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
You listen to the NFL Bookham live coverage on the
NFL booking with James. Jf you stop farting on the breathing.
It sounds like he's farting. Yes, all right, here we go, Loreda.
The first pick for Loraina, number fourteen, Coop number.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Fourteen, the Indianapolis Colt.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Congratulate. You're writing this down right, Coop, because I'm not
writing this down all right, James, you're up, James, Who
do you want?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
James? I want number one? All right.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
You don't even know what that is, James, Congratulations, you
have gotten the all No.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Number twelve, Coop. Oh the package, James.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
You got the Packers, James, they already got a guy arrested.
You got the packers, James. It's the NFL Bookham all right,
James is gonna go again here, all right, James, any
thoughts on the Packers.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
James, Yeah, they go ahead, jail.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
You go to celebrate that, James. Next pick, Coop number
five came up, number five five, all right, Carolina play, James.
You got the Panthers. Can you name one player on
the Carolina Panthers?

Speaker 2 (32:20):
James, yeah, well let me take now, uh right now
at this moment is bean? Okay? That's stupid? Hold all right,
Lorena your next pick.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
It's the NFL book him live coverage of the NFL
book Them for seven Lorena, number seven has come up.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Number seven, Cincinnati Bengle, Oh, Lorena.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
That would have been a great pick. Like twenty years ago.
The US always get a rested historically. Historically it's an
all time franchise. When it comes to the arrest.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
It's it's them in the Raiders. I thought Raiders. All right, Cooper,
you're up next to your Cooper loop gonta? Spin it again?
Spin it?

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Where we go?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
All right, here we go? Let's see here? What is it?
What is it?

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Dropped it? Number twenty seven? Cool? Number twenty seven seven Steelers?
Oh the pick? Now, guys don't get arrested? Do we
give it to you? I don't know?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
All right, last pick of the book of this hour,
and let's see here.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
I'm up. This is my next pick? Should have been mine?
Would I get the first pick? I got the I
don't remember. Let's see let's.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
See here, all right, and oh dropped it again?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
I got where'd it go? All right? Here we go? Number?
What is it? Let's see here? Number nine? Number nine?
Oh you got my cowboy? Do you get the Cowboys. Yeah, oh,
I got the cowboy. They're good for.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
One arrest, right, Jerry gets a bunch of hoodlums down
there in Dallas. That's good for one arrest, right, James. Yeah,
that is the first two rounds of the NFL Buckham
Any have the thoughts, James.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
I love this bookom show gets a very moment.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Okay, alright, stupid, thank you there he is hollering, James,
the voice of the people, and you can be part
of this next hour, we'll do it again. We're doing
the NFL book them live on the air. What the
drama and it really adds another layer. I feel like
we need to use the hopper for more things that
the hopper is an added element to the show.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Fun touch, It's a great thing, right, the hopper.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
All right, I have we still have the top two
teams with the most arrests over the last ten years
available on the board.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
So this is a surprising and it's all random and
we'll see what's next. So the first where are we
at there? First eight picks? Right, yes, first eight picks?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
All right?

Speaker 1 (34:56):
It is the Ban Malor Show, the Ben Malors Show,
and super Marcus Steve says, let's see here. Herm Edwards
used to do this with his players, where he would
hang up list of names of NFL players who got
arrested in the offseason the year before. And we're no
longer in the NFL this year. All right, anyway, we

(35:19):
will press on here time now for the who am I?

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Game?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
And this is where we pretend to be somebody else,
And here we go go old school on this one.
I am the only player in baseball history to have
a name to make the big leagues and have a
name without an A, E, I, O or you in
both their first and last names. Again, this is very

(35:45):
I'm the only player ever in baseball history to have
a name first and last name that does not include
an AEI, O or you. Who am I? That's the question.
The answer will get to it. We will do it next.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
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Speaker 1 (36:06):
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(37:15):
tore we go. We'll pay off the who am I
game in a moment. First though, we have now and
this is amazing, the play of the day from the
night in Sowars. Now, what do you think the play
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So let's see if we can find out. I don't
even know what the play of the day is.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
All right, well, let's let's go to the Valley of
the sun, the Valley of the Sun, and let's see
if we can figure out the play of the day together.
I think it's the most famous player in baseball that
did something cool. Let's find out.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
Out of the stretch delivers hall Man this one, pull
down the right field side bayball right on the line.
Around Kurd comes rushing, He'll score. Freelan's gonna get away
of the round. Oh tany around second, he's the third
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(38:08):
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buying should be time now for the payoff on the
AMI game. So I'm the only player and this is
this a vowel related question? I'm the only player in
MLB history without.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
An AI or aeio or you in both my first
and last name. So let me be one player in
baseball without those letters ae io and you in their
last name.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Who am I?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
That is the question. What is the answer. I can't
wait to see these answers. Sure they'll be right on point.
Sidney Sweeney guess by Elloy from Compton. Well, that is
a great photo that must be photoshopped. Who else do
we have? Mister dis m vowling his guest by Michael
and Tulsa. Is it z Z or c C from

(39:23):
Keith Ocho text though Shannon de moy says the late
night drug tester random, Ryan and Carolina says Buggety, Buggety Buggety,
and Dick Trickle the greatest name in sports. Dick Trickle
right there with Kobe Bryant's uncle Chubby Cox, Howard Cunningham
guest by Rob the goat Man, Royce White's three game
NBA career, Reggie. I don't know if you know this

(39:43):
because you're kind of a new listener. I got into
a social media beef with Royce White. He got upset
with me when I mocked him. I can't believe he
got upset with me, and I was correct, by the way,
he never apologized. Didn't he become a politician or something
like that? DMX from FAMI Very funny in Minnesota, Amy Quirk,
great name guessed by mister nice guy. Who else do

(40:04):
we have? Page down? Bobby in Florida went with y
h w h is his answer. Jim Lynch with the
G from ferg Dog. Who else do we have a page?
Dan Prince guess by Alf the Alien o'piner.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
I can't read that? What else? Page dwan?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Let's see here?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Late Night Drug tester says you are singer bib Adobie
who is twenty six?

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Who is? I don't know who that is?

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Page down The Mexican John Dutton going with the sports
got Dave Smith as his answer Hunter Biden's crack pipe
from Cowboy Drew Benito, the long suffering Cowboy fan going
with my pastor Jason Whitlock, Wow, John Candelaria from Doc Dan,
What say You, Lorena? By the way, long God Larry got.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
This ready cheated, but go ahead. Rhythm slyly rhythm, slyly.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
No.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
It is someone named bird Lynn b y r d
l y n N of the nineteen nineteen White Sox.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah Yeah, he did not did not go well for
the nineteen nineteen White Sox.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
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