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November 10, 2025 41 mins

Ben Maller talks about how many more choke jobs by the Giants before Brian Daboll gets a pink slip, if Matthew Stafford and the Rams get style points for blowing out the 49ers, Panthers coach Dave Canales saying Carolina's problems on offense are on the group, Maller to the Third Degree, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ding dong, it's our numb ber two. Our number two
is ready for you and a happy Monday. Back to
it we go here. The holiday season is upon us
and it's a few weeks away from thanks Giving. So
how many more of these choke jobs before Brian day

(00:20):
Ball gets a giant's pink slip? We'll discuss that. To
Matthew Stafford and the Rams get any style points for
clocking the forty nine ers in an NFC wes Donnybrook
and what is your reaction in Charlotte to coach Dave
canal Is saying that Carolina's problems on offense are because

(00:41):
of the group and not Bryce Young. Even though most
people would say that's a bunch of malarkey, it is
on Bryce Young. We'll talk about that and more right now,
give it up for our number two. Another giant mistake.
It happens on a weekly basis. Well, come in the

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(03:14):
yet again. It looked like the Bears were going to
blow it and they needed some cardiac help, not like
the kind Jed who fled. Got more on that later
this hour, Jed revealing a senior member of the mall
of Militia that he had a heart attack. Anyway, the
Giants blew another double digital lead. Where have we seen
this before? Hmmm, I don't know, almost every road game Anyway,

(03:36):
the Giants putting another double digit lead, losing twenty four
to twenty. Jackson Dart also leaving this game with injury. Now,
the better story is in the losing locker room in Chicago.
So they very rare, very rare that an NFL coach
gets put on blast by the TV people. Just almost
never happens because everyone's in bed with everyone else. When

(03:58):
you're part of the cabal, you don't mess with the cabal.
And every once in a while somebody steps out of mounds.
Now normally when that happens, they are allowed to do it.
You might remember after the Cardinals took down the Cowboys
in that Monday night game. During the game and then
the postgame, Joe Back and Troy Aikman revealed that they

(04:21):
didn't think Kyler Murray would keep his job as QB
one in Arizona. Well, the next day it was announced
that Kyler Murray had been demoted. He had been losing
his rank excommunicated, if you will, and that really helped
the Cardinals, by the way, that really did really well
in Seattle without him. But anyway, they said it, they
put their name on it, and they put their name
on it because they were allowed to do it. I

(04:42):
bring that up because Greg Olsen, the Fox broadcaster Greg
Olsen was essentially doing the same thing he was attacking.
Brian Dayball, the formerly rotn coach of the Giants, did
essentially a job review on the boob Tube of the
new York Giants coach. Now the Giants. To set this up,

(05:02):
the Giants had a touchdown lead. They were at the
one yard line. So at the one yard line you're
up by a touchdown and you got to decide it's
fourth down. Do you kick the field goal? Do you
go for the touchdown? He kicked the field go. Now
you figure two score lead, fourth quarter. You think, okay,
we're still gonna win this game, until you realize the

(05:22):
Giants defense isn't very good. And then Caleb Williams he
put down the nail polish and storm back and Chicago
ended up getting the win. There your Fomi Tree in Chicago,
all those guys, very happy, Eugene in Chicago. So on
the broadcast, greg Olsen ripped Brian day Ball on Fox,

(05:44):
took up shot in him, say, well, in the Grassby's
coach took conservatively and that is a good jumping off point.
Much discussion. Will we see another coaching change in the
NFL when the sun rises in the east, Will Brian
day Ball be setting as coach of the Giants? Developing
hot dot dot dot? So the question, all right, how

(06:05):
many more, how many more of these epic choke jobs
does Brian Dave Ball get before the Giants hand him
a nice parting gift, a big pink slip. How how
many more does he get? So my observations on this one,
I've got Hanukkah, grilled asparagus and Corner Bakery, and we

(06:25):
will combine all of these things together and we're gonna
make the We're gonna make the Gabba Ghoul is what
we're gonna make, all right. So before we rant and rave,
here let's hear from the man of the hour, a
man who has mastered the art of the choke job,
yet for some reason, can't seem to be removed as
coach of the Giants. Here's Brian day Ball, asked yet

(06:46):
again about his tenuous future as coach of the Giants.
Take a listen. Pretty worried about your job too?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Any Yeah, I'm just focused on you know, these guys
in the locker room. You know, they're they're tough losses.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Man.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
They really are put so much into it, The coaches
put so much into it, the players, you know, and
it's painful when you have when you have these endings,
you know, you stick together, and you know that's what
that's what you have to do.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
How's that working out? You're sticking together because what else
is you going to say in that situation. So it's
the same every week when they go on the road.
At home most of the time too, same old story.
Double digit lead, Saya nara to the double digit league,
gone conservative play calling. Yeah, no, It's one thing if
you're trying to protect a big lead or something like that,
you're trying to nurse a lead and you've got a

(07:33):
good team. It's another thing if you have nothing to
lose because you blow. That's the Giants like like, why
are you coaching conservative? Your team sucks? Like what are
you trying to accomplish? I don't understand it. So anyway,
Brian day Ball standing there on the sidelines looking like
he's trying to solve a Ruby's cube and he's blindfolded.

(07:54):
You know, check that box right there. Check that box.
That's about right. So there you go, and the man's team.
He's been there long enough. We now know the book
on Brian day Ball. He's not making them better. He's
not making anyone better. That's the same old sorry ass giants.
So why exactly is he there? Right? You look at him,
it's like his teams have consistently committed crimes against competitiveness,

(08:19):
which is just bonehead turnovers and poor coaching decisions and
all of that. And so you'd think he would have
never been brought back this year in the first places. Obviously,
you would think on borrowed time, although the Giants seem
to want to keep him around. There it doesn't make
any sense. The doomsday clock should be at kaboom. It

(08:39):
should be at kaboom. Here tik tik tik tik tik
tik tik. Giants have played now four games on the
road when leading by ten or more points, and they
have lost all four. That is not bad luck. That
is systemic incompetence is what that is from the coaching
all the way down. In this game, you're at the
one yard line, you're at the one yard line, you're

(09:01):
up seven, and you decided to kick a field goal.
I'm gonna kick a field goal. Okay, you know what
that is? That is LF Loser football is what that is.
That is loser football. That is I hope on a
wing and a prayer that my defense can make a
few plays, even though they rarely make many plays. And

(09:22):
then meanwhile, Caleb Williams of all people. Yes, that Caleb
Williams goes video game mode. Boom, just like that, another
blown lead for the Giants. You can stack it on
top of the other hotcakes there. So unfortunately, Brian dables.
So what do we know about how does he keep
the job? Well, what we know about him is he
seems to be a nice guy. It seems like he's

(09:44):
a nice guy, big personality guy and football guy and
all that stuff there doesn't win, mind you doesn't win.
But really good guy, really good guy. And it's like
a Hanuka classic, the mench on the bench, although he
shouldn't be on the bench anymore. He is the mench

(10:05):
on the bench.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
There.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
That would be Brian day Ball. Great for the holidays,
unless you want to actually win football games in crunch time,
and then not so good. And if you do an
idiot check, do you ever do the idiot check? If
you do an idiot check on Brian day Ball? There
the consistent thing here, the common denominator is the coach.
The roster has turned over, the quarterbacks have turned over,

(10:30):
and the meltdowns have continued. So the constant there. You're
always looking to chop down possibilities but the constant is
forget the injuries. And he said, well, Jackson Dart gut
hurt and all that. Forget that. Yeah, Russell Wilson sucks
and he was in there. I get it at the end,
but most of this is self inflicted wounds. So you

(10:51):
either go for the touchdown. If you don't get it,
you make the Bears go ninety nine yards against your team,
and that's just to tie the game, and you feel
like you're in pretty good ship.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Now.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Meanwhile, we turned the page to San Francisco, actually Santa
Clara that it was an NFC West brew ha ha,
a couple all rivals. They were there, the Rams and
the forty nine ers, and it was all Rams. You
could ram it all day, you could ram it all night.
The Rams, Baby, I didn't think they were gonna win
this game by that much. They did made me look bad.

(11:24):
Seven and two. Now the Rams record, matt if you
watched Benny versus the Penny, I was like, oh, the
Rams usually struggle on the spot and all that stuff.
Well they didn't struggle. They boat raced the forty nine
Ers in this game. Domination situation. Matthew Stafford getting hyped
up as an MVP candidate. I'll believe it when I
see it. Stafford, though, torched the forty nine Ers rag

(11:44):
tag defense in this game. As the Niners go win lost,
win loss, win lost, win loss, win loss, win, loss,
and forty two. They put forty two points off the
Rams against the Niners defense there as Stafford had two
hundred and eighty yards passing and four touchdowns. I didn't
play the NFL. I'm gonna check with Ryan Clark. I
think that's good. Many pundits and officia natos of the

(12:07):
NFL now losing their minds because of this domination situation
by the Rams, that this is a Super Bowl team
and Stafford's the NVP and everything is great, and oh
my god, it's so good. All right, So question question
for you, do Matthew Stafford in the Rams get style

(12:30):
points for clocking the forty nine ers. So I saw
the raw rostuff super Bowl Stafford MVP and to all
of it in terms of that in the style points,
I am shaking my head. No, you can't see me,

(12:51):
but if you're watching on the YouTube, I'm shaking my
head no. And if I do this any longer, I'm
gonna get I'm gonna get dizzy, and I don't want
to get dizzy. But the answer is no, slow your row.
What are you doing here? Like seriously, I don't give
them any extra credit. The Ram. I'm a Ram. I
do like the Rams. You guys know that. I like
the Rams. I want to see the Rams do well.

(13:12):
I don't give any extra credit. Stafford was sharp. Four
touchdowns obviously was great. They kept scoring touchdowns. It was
insane with a six touchdowns something like that. It was insane.
So they spread the ball around. He spread the ball
around and it was it was great. Its hold off
on the parade. We don't have to have a parade here.

(13:33):
This wasn't the Niner eighty. I didn't see Nick Bosa
out there. I didn't see Fred Warner. I didn't see
brock Purty, although I'm not a big brock Purty guy.
Mac Jones is fine. He had some empty stats there,
misleading stats as the Rams jumped out to a big lead,
and then mac Jones made some garbage time plays. But
the Rams, the Rams beat essentially the cover band for

(13:54):
the Niners. That was the cover band. That was not
the original. That's what that was there. And so let's
not get too excited. They didn't have their headline. It's
kind of like going to the cheesecake factory and you're like, oh,
I'm gonna go to the cheesecake factory and then you realize, well,
I didn't order the main dish. I got the grill
disparagus and I got that off the Skinny Delicious menu,
and that's not really the full meal. You're not getting
the full experience there. So it was the Niners light.

(14:18):
It was the Niners light. A lot of flotsam and
jetsum on defense. Guys you've never heard of in the
in the front seven, a couple guys in the secondary there.
And the Rams are good. We know the Rams are good.
We know that if you look around the NFC, everyone
is beatable. There's no one that you look at and
say that's the immovable object. You can't beat that team.

(14:41):
And so congratulation. They can beat anyone in the NFC, anyone, Seattle, Philadelphia,
you look at the top teams there, whoever you think
the top team is, the Rams can beat them. And
so as far as this game, it was Bachmann Turner overdrive.
It was just taking care of business is what this was.
And Sean mcvagh team showed up, they punched the clock.

(15:01):
Good for them. They cashed in the check and that's it.
And so you don't get any extra credit as you
don't get style points, at least not on this side
of the microphone. You don't do that. And it was
like doing a shift at the factory. You do your job,
You go home and maybe you crack open a cold one,
and then you kind of wind down and go to bed,
and then you get back up and do it again

(15:22):
the next day. All right, now, final point. We go
now to Charlotte, North Carolina. We go to Charlotte where
the lowly Saints, many believe the worst team in the NFL.
The lowly Saints. They knocked off the upstart Carolina Panthers.
All that talk to Carolina was back, baby, they were back,

(15:44):
Well not so much. Now. The story here, the better
story in the losing locker room, how bad Carolina played
against just a total tomato can in the New Orleans Saints.
And following the game, the head coach Dave Canalis of
Carolina raised some eyebrows there as he refused to criticize

(16:05):
in any meaningful way. Bryce Young, that's a quarterback. Not
a good one, not a good one. Bryce Young the quarterback,
the little fella and under center and a really just
miserable performance by the quarterback. And yet Dave Canalis would
not go there. Here's a little taste of his postgame newscomers.
Let's take a listen. I think he's throwing the ball great.

(16:27):
Some plays that he would tell you that he would
like to have back.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
But in general, this is not about Bryce.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
This is about me.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
This is about our group.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
This is about us taking the steps so we can
be a balance offense. Okay, so that money quote right there,
you heard it. This is not about Bryce, This is
about me and our group. Close quote will leave the
rest on the cutting room floor. So question, what is
your reaction? What is your reaction to coach Dave Canalis
saying that Carolina's problems are on offense, obviously, but they're

(16:56):
not on Bryce Young. It's on the group, not on Young.
So on this one, oh please, like seriously, Like I
know you're supposed to say that and all that stuff.
Spare me. This is absolutely on the very small shoulders
of Bryce Young. It is the arrow is pointing directly

(17:20):
at Bryce Young. Every man, woman and child knows it,
and he went out there and drowned against the Saints.
He just sunk. And if you play like that against
the Saints, right, that's a team that is in the
same realm of the NFL. If you look at the

(17:41):
the ven diagram of the NFL, in the little quadrant,
the team from New Orleans. Their contemporaries are the Browns
and the Jets. Carolina had one hundred and seventy five
yards of offense one hundred and seventy five against the Aints. Okay,
they had thirteen first downs the entire game, and a

(18:02):
couple of those were because of penalty by New Orleans.
So really eleven first downs that they earned that they
were not given. And so what is Dave Canalis, the coach,
what is he telling us? He's telling us that Bryce
Young is a mister softy, that he can't handle criticism.
A real coach, a real leader of men, comes out

(18:22):
and said, that's not good enough, that's not what we need.
We have to get better quarterback play. If we don't
get better quarterback play, none of this is gonna work.
It's all gonna feel. But no, you can't say that
because Bryce Young can't handle it, And that's the takeaway here.
Dave Canalis knows that he's got a soft quarterback that
cannot handle criticism, and so you have to say, it's

(18:45):
not about him, it's about the group and all that stuff.
And it's essentially like, hey, listen, our quarterback. We could
change our quarterback, go down to corner Bakery and get
a cream puff and we'd have the same personality at quarterback,
Bryce Young or a puff one, and the same interchangeable
every word from Dave Canalis, the coach there in Carolina

(19:05):
is essentially but please don't, don't wound his confidence. Everything's
gonna be okay. Blah blah blah blah blah. This is
what happens when you're what is he five nine, five
four whatever, I don't know, fun size, fun sized quarterback.
And not only that, you trade it up to get
the guy doesn't elevate anybody. The only thing he elevates
is the other team's defense. They feel pretty good about

(19:26):
themselves when they play Bryce Young. They're like, oh man,
we're better than we are. You don't see teammates of
Bryce Young playing extra hard for him. You don't see
that there's no real fire there when you watch Carolina's offense,
you don't see any real leadership, So what else is there?
I see a bunch of dump off passes and a
lot of blank stares most of the time. And when

(19:46):
Carolina's had some success this year, it's been because mostly
the running game. Dowdell has been a revelation in that.
But they think the Panthers they traded a duffel bag
of scratcher tickets to Chicago DJ Moore a whole kitchen pantry,
if you will, to get a franchise quarterback. They assumed

(20:09):
they were getting one. And what did they get? You
won't get a lemon. They got a lemon. They got
a lemon. That guy went and what does he do?
He makes the other defense look good. And the secret
weapon for Carolina is there punting. Okay, that's their most
expensive explosive offensive play is punting the football to the

(20:29):
other team. It's great and so essentially Bryce Young and
you watch him play for Carolina and he's like cork
Everyone's able to cork him up like he's boxed wine.
They just box him up and all that stuff, and
man just shake him and it's just bad. It's all

(20:51):
bad and Carolina came out there like this game was
an inconvenience. They were favored by over five. That's a
game I flipped on. If you watched Benny versus the
Any this week on YouTube, that was a game that
originally I was going with Carolina, and I said, well,
that's that line is too big, that the Carolina is
that they're not that much better than the Saints. And

(21:11):
sure enough, they went out and played like it and
very little aggression, really no juice. The only juice there
was from the way they were playing as far as
where they were sitting watching. And I didn't watch the
entire game, but when I flipped over to the Carolina
New Orleans game, it gave the fumes I imagine in

(21:32):
my head the fumes there were from like a porta
potty that had been out in a really hot September
day early September and it was really hot and nasty
and all that stuff and just the smell of that.
That's what Carolina played like that. And Dave Canalis knows it, Yeah,
he knows it. He just doesn't want to admit it
because his quarterback can't handle it, and that it's on me.

(21:54):
Line is the standard answer. That's the boiler played answer
for all of these coaches, also code for my quarterback
cannot take any real criticism and if he we criticize him,
I'll lose him in the room and then he'll fold
up like a lawn chair, which he does anyway. So
why does it matter? That's what he does most days.
And Bryce Young again, just doesn't make people around him better.

(22:17):
That's my hypothesis on this. He makes them often worse
the way that he approaches the games here and good
quarterbacks are able to hide flaws. It's usually how that works.
And the bad ones put a spotlight like you're at
the Hollywood Ball on them and there you go. And
so Bryce Young, needless to say, does not look particularly

(22:40):
good and Panthers look like hell. Yet they have one
good number of games, winning ugly but man alive. Carolina's
problem is.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Not the group.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
It is not is the guy that they built the
team around, the franchise quarterback, Bryce Young. It is the
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pretty much all things NFL, there is one other story
that is so good we must not pass it up.
We cannot pass it up, so we will not pass
it up. And unlet's does anyone have anything interesting to
say on the X machine? Ferg Dog says, according to
Terry and England, the Niners are the Rams kryptonite. It

(26:17):
sure didn't look like it to me. If I made
a big board of every time Terry's been wrong, I'd
need a really big board. I wonder. Yeah, Terry's been
kind of quiet. They'll be okay. With Terry the forty
nine er fan there and Nigga, they'll be okay. They're Terry. Yeah, okay, okay,
you're good. Yeah, I see you. Not okay. Just Josh says,
Bryce Young and Kyler Murray are built to be NFL

(26:40):
flag football quarterbacks, fun size for all. Well, you might
pooh pooh, this just Josh and Cincinnati, but these two guys,
Kyler Murray and Bryce Young are going to be American
heroes at the Los Angeles Olympics. In what is that
twenty twenty eight? Is that when the Olympics are twenty
twenty I think so, Yeah, the LA Olympics, it's coming
up a couple years of and they'll dominate. They're gonna

(27:02):
dominate the LA Olympics. They'll be flag football heroes. They
will absolutely be flag football heroes. That seems so far away,
does it really? It's almost twenty twenty six. I'm right
at the twenty eight Olympics, right, Yeah, it's just twenty
eight and thirty two are I just have a lot
of work to get done before then. Well, No, what
they're gonna do is about two months before the Olympics,
they're gonna they're gonna round up all the degenerates, the hels,

(27:25):
the homeless, defend and all people, the crackheads, and they're
gonna say where are they gonna send them? Though, maybe
they'll follow like Vegas and put them underneath the city.
Great idea, how about youma Arizona. No, they like it
there former spring training home of the Padres. I believe
right back in the back in the day. Anyway, it

(27:46):
is the Ben Mahlor Show. As we are rolling on here,
and we'll take your phone calls. Yes, so exciting. Let's
go to the phones right now. Let's say hello to
Enie meaning oh Jed. If I gotta go back to Jed,
Jed's got the Jed had a heart attack and he
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Jed who fled, Welcome back to the show. You had

(28:06):
a heart attack last week. You live to talk about it.
Are you changing your lifestyle in any way? Jed?

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Put those on athletic players in Tallahassee because that's where
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and we put them.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
He's delusion. He's not so much medication, Loraina. He's delusional.
He's speaking gibberish. He's absolutely speaking gibberish.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
We put him in and garn it and go with
uniforms on Saturday and we hide them and that way
we're like, whoa, it will be respectable. Go And then
we go out there and we know we've got a
respectable football teams out there doing covert ops like cias
because I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
What we're so again, all right, you're just an income poop.
I'm trying to I'm trying to have you tell your
story and you're you're just talking gibbers.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
To go inside. It was very cold out Here's forty
eight degrees and oh so cold. I had to go outside, yes,
show my feet were getting cold. I did. And so
I've become instead, I've decided, I've made it. I've made
a declaration. Instead of dead who spied, I'm not jed,
who indoxicated?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
And okay, so you've okay, so there is see that's it.
That's the tell. So he's taking away the the the medication,
the hardcore drugs. He's turning that into just pure alcohol.
So he's he figures, yeah, because the drugs, the crack
and all that's going to cause him to have a
heart attack. So instead he's gonna go with the booz,
which will kill his liver. However, it's going to take

(29:32):
more time to do that.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Why in the sweet name of God and all the
totally do you insist on saying crack. I've never done crack.
I will not do crack. I've done everything else under
the stone.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Okay, So that so that that triggers. Yeah, he was
triggered because I said the word crack.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
That's the that's a trigger word for him.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
It's a funnyigma on my name. Okay, I don't eat crack.
I've now become prepper jet. So if you could start
to get sort of promotional codes on like shotguns, like
it's the jetted flat deal.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
They don't, Well, you need you need to go to
your backyard. You need to go to your backyard and
dig a like a nuclear fallout shelter.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
You gotta have that, because because if I entered my
nuclear fallout shelter code online, He goes, Ben Mallard, it's
gonna give me a discount.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, absolutely give you this. All right, You've told nothing
really new other than the fact that you rambled about
Florida state. I must move on.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
It's called it. It's called it in stemmy, myocardio, in function.
It's just it's a mild out.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Okay, you know it says a mild heart of it.
It's like being partially pregnant, you know, it's kind of Yeah,
sometimes my heart hurts. I think it's indigestion. Yeah, okay,
well hang in there, Jeded, We love you man. Feel better, Okay,
hanging there, go away. There's a jet who fled. Let's
go to E Dog in New York. Hello, e Dog, Welcome,
Hey Lorena, and uh, good morning.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
I fell asleep when I was at home, but I'm
ready to rumble.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Now you sound like you've got that sleepy voice. You
might want to you have flem. It sounds like you've
got some flem that you need to clean out of
your throat.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
There, I'm okay, I'm okay. Gets So I see you tomorrow,
Ben and Larna.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Melissa, Yeah, Melissa, listen. Oh man, so excited for you too.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Melissa says, if a nice lit boyfriend and kindly to
buy me a pretzel?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Oh what a woman. That's nice of her. Yeah, well
that's a real woman for you. Right there was this
soft pretzel or like a bag of those pretzel sticks.
That's the better way, that's the better present for you.
I love a good joke. He didn't say it was
a good joke.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Did you hear about the Peanut Intentional Park.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
About the Peanut.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Ventral Park? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I did not? What about about it?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
It was assaulted.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
That's you're not even a you're not even a daddy
dog and it's a dad you're doing dad jokes. You
could be a dog. Maybe Melissa wants kid. Oh, there
you go.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
That's I love them. Also, there's a garment programer name
is Sue. Sue. There was this girl at the program.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
His name is what's your name? That sounds like this
sounds like something on an urban dictionary that we're probably
not supposed to say on the airs. That sounds like.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Anyway, I got thingings to do it tomorrow. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Okay, can you tell Joe dogg we missed Joe Dog.
I know we love you dog, but we missed Joe Dog.
Joe Dog grew up and stopped calling sports radio correct.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Well, hen but Joe Dog is one of the best
guys in down.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Okay, send send my best to Joe Dog. Okay, and
good luck to enjoy your pretzel. Okay, Eh, there's a dog.
He's got to go. He's got a nice state. That's nice. Uh,
let's see any meanie miney mo. All right, what do
we pause for the cause pause? We don't really pause
at all. We just have, you know, business we have

(33:15):
to take care of. And oh what a scene it
was in Washington, d C. We did mention this and
uh man, Donald Trump second half game was a blowout.
He was on television nine minutes in the second half
with our guy Kenny Albert, friend of the show Kenny Albert,
because of sports with Coleman. We know Kenny Albert and

(33:36):
he's he's been on my podcast before, and he was
interviewing the president there and just hopped in the broadcast
booth during the Commander's game, and we even had Jonathan Vilma,
who was with Kenny Albert tried to do a six
to seven joke on the President of the United States,
which could have gotten him kod right there. I don't
even understand the six to seven h means you're officially old.

(33:59):
That's what that I understand because I'm I'm hip. I
get it. Yeah, you've become older, and I hate it
does back in my day. Yeah, those you you know
it started. You kids, you your kids in your little gadget.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
All right.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Time now for we have Mallard of the third degree.
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Brown and Blank Again, Jackson Smith and Jigba. What a

(34:35):
year he's having in Seattle. He became the third player
in the Super Bowl EAR with at least seventy five
receiving yards in each of his first nine games of
a season. He joins Antonio Brown and Blank. That's the
Insta trivia the answer more these riveting phone calls. We'll
get to that. We'll do it next, but first the
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(34:58):
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As we roll on, be sure to check out the
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(37:28):
now for the Insta trivia and here's the question of
the Hour with Mallard of the third degree. Seahawks wide
receiver Jackson Smith and Jigba has become the third player
in the Super Bowl era with at least seventy five
receiving yards in each of his first nine games of
a season. He joins Antonio Brown and Blank. That is

(37:51):
the question. What's the answer alf the alien opiners, says
Jed's cardiologist is the answer? Shane in des Moines going
with Mike may Brutus the Barber Beefcake iconic name from
Rob in Vegas's Beefy meant Robbie AE Mallard meet and great,
though he did not attend the last Mallard meet and
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(38:15):
guy going with Poppy. That's Ai Poppy and Poppy's picks
not so good this weekend, that's so and that's good.
Andy in Line o' lakes going with Antonio Brown, which
was already mentioned in the in the answer, So, I
don't know why you would come on with that bad jab,
are you? What else do we have? Edmund Fitzgerald, the

(38:35):
Edmund Fitzgeral from King Rory, Jerry Springer from Rob the Goatman,
Isaac Bruce, who is fifty three today from Late Night
Drug Test, same age as Mike Tomlin, Shane and the
Moying going with Professor X as his answer, Troy the Next,
Randy Moss Williamson, one of the great vikings of all
time from Ben Yeah, Easy one. This time he says,

(39:00):
Carlton Fisk from Doc Dan good receiver for this for
the Red Sox and the White Sox. Marvin Harrison from
Freeman E. Doggs, Woman Melissa from Just Josh. Well, that's
a good little video of Melissa. She looks lovely, a
nice outfit there. Let's see here. Parito says, the answer
is the Marine Corps. Benny. There you go, h two

(39:21):
hundred and fifty years strong, Billy Joe Tolliver from mediocre Kobuki.
Do you have an answer? The arrator, Yeah, I'm gonna
go with Dion Sanders. Ben. Interesting answer that is incorrect.
The correct answer is the playmaker Michael Irvin in nineteen
ninety five for the Cowboys. Here we go, Smellers, how
about that close? Degree, alkay?

Speaker 4 (39:43):
This is one Big Ben gets grilled.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Ben.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
The Browns lost to the Jets, and Dylan Gabril hasn't
exactly been good as the quarterback for the Browns.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
He sucks. Guy sucks, he does.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Do you think Kevin's the fancy is gonna stick with him? Well,
he said he's gonna stick with him. That doesn't mean anything.
There must be something more that we don't know about
Shadara Sanders. He must have really pissed some people off
in that building. Otherwise, what's the point. Dylan Gabriel averaged
five yards of pass against the Jets defense, who just
got rid of their two top players. He sucks. They

(40:18):
should just play shitter Sanders for talk radio purposes.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Next, speaking of the Jets, they now have five first
round selections over the next two years, and some analysts
thinks that they could use those to trade for somebody
like Joe Burrow and Adam Sheffer didn't exactly shut that
rumor down.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah, you think that could ever happen? Ben, Yeah, that
would be what I would do. I would trade all
of those picks. If the Ravens are dumb enough to
trade Lamar Jackson, that would be the guy I would
go after if I'm the Jets. Absolutely, that would be
the only reason I would support the Jets if they
just draft those guys. No.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Next, Lincoln Riley has been doing pretty well with USC
this season, so there's a lot of rumors that he
might leave us for another head coaching job. He said,
I'm where I need to be.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Do you believe that? Well, he has a so yes,
right now, it's where he needs to be. So I
talked to some people over the weekend who said, Lincoln's
just trying to get more money out of SC This
is just a money grab. He wants to stay, but
he wants more money. So that's how that usually works.
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