May 19, 2026 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about Saints GM Mickey Loomis' comments on finding a fit for Alvin Kamara, where Kamara would land if the Saints do pull the trigger on a trade, Jacoby Brissett ghosting the Cardinals voluntary OTAs, Maller to the Third Degree, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a small world, after all, it's a small small world.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
And it's our number two of the Ben Mallor Show podcast.
A very happy, very happy early Tuesday, as we are
doing this in relatively real time here and you can
listen whatever you want. You can listen during the morning
or in the afternoon or evening. It's the magic of podcasting.
But here in our number two, can you decode what
message general manager Mickey Loomis is sending about the future
(00:28):
of running back Alvin Kamara in Narlans And if the
Saints finally pull the ripcord on Alvin Kamara, where does
he land. We'll take a look at that as we
dust off Benny's crystal ball. And what stands out to
you in Arizona about quarterback Jacoby Brissett ghosting the Cardinals
(00:49):
voluntary OTAs we'll go.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
There as well. Right now here, it is our number.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Two, leaving the sainthood at least the football version. Welcome
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we get back to our Russlo football talk. The basketball
was compelling for about ten minutes last hour. We had
a good conversation with Van the one leg of Vama
Man and Texas Jack. There were some other guys on
hold we wanted to talk to, but they hung up,
So we'll move on and our lead this hour from
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the Bayou. We go to the Bayou and they said, well,
there's no NFL news, it's mid May.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
What are you talking about. Well, yes, there is.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yes, there is a team that in my lifetime has
only had about three or four good years and the
rest of the time they've been an absolute embarrassment. That
would be the football team that plays in Nollys. So
the Saints general manager Mickey Loomis, who is a tenured
professor who has lifetime employment there in New Orleans. So
(03:33):
Mickey Loomis said that the football team there, the Saints
are quote trying to see how running back Alvin Kamara
will fit on the roster in twenty twenty six. Don
if you heard this or not, maybe not. So Loomis
speaking to the Beat writers, what a great job that
must be. Decline to commit on whether or not to
(03:54):
keep Alvin Kamara on the roster for the upcoming season.
It would appear there is no room for Kamara, who's
in his early thirties here and he will turn thirty
one in July. He is expected to lose most of
his status on the New Orleans depth chart behind the
big pickup this offseason Travis a Chan formerly ETN Travis
(04:19):
a Chan and the Saints.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
But wait, there's more.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
The Saints are reportedly interested in quote adjusting quotes quote
the salary cap number for Alvin kamarow is gonna make
like ten million dollars if they do decide to keep him.
So that is a good jumping off point. Let us
discuss the question. Can you decode the message that the
(04:44):
GM Mickey Loomis is sending when he says they are
trying to see about running back Alvin Kamara and his
future in New Orleans. So my observations, I've got iPhone,
Avaka and court summons, and we will combine all.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Of these together and we are going to go round
and round and round and round and round and round.
The merry go round, all right?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
So number wa number?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
What number?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Mickey Loomis gave the oldest answer in the NFL Book
of Answers, the hesitation answer. If you look at your
handbook and you're you're smart, you pay attention to this stuff,
the hesitation answer. And when a general manager pauses before
talking about a star player, the decision has already been made.
(05:40):
It is set in stone, it's already been made. Mickey
Loomas saying, we're trying to see how he fits. Is
some h R badunkadunk is what it is here, uh.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
For he doesn't fit on the team. We've already moved on.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
We're just waiting and seeing if someone's dumb enough to
make a trade to acquire him. It's classic corporate America
bull crap meeting the NFL world. There, you're still part
of our family. Once a saint, always a saint, all
that stuff. And well, of course they've already brought in
your replacement, they've trained your replacement, and he's sitting at
(06:18):
your desk. So good luck on that. The Saints bringing
in Travis ah Chan. He's there, and that's the replacement
who's now entered the chat. He's the guy that's gonna
be the featured running back for the New Orleans football
team and kamaraw at this point, he's like the iPhone
you used to have, you know, the old iPhone. You
have that junk drawer, and you toss it in the
(06:40):
junk drawer just in case, just in case. I'm never
gonna use that gave, but just in case maybe I'll
need it for something. Is it useful? What's your definition
of useful? Is Alvin Kamara still respected? Absolutely? Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
However, nobody in New Orleans is saying, well, we got
to have this guy's our feature back. We're not going
to build. We're not building around this guy. That's not
going to happen. And so now he prepares for the portal,
the NFL Transfer portal. Mickey Loomis is the ride operator,
and so he's at the controls there, the Saints general manager,
and he's waving bye bye, as Dick and Dayton would say, well,
(07:21):
Alvin Kamara is still checking the lap bar to make
sure that he does not get ejected from the roller
coaster that is the transfer portal. So he is a
luxury car, Alvin Kamara, He's got about a ninety thousand
miles on the odometer, a lot of miles They're still smooth,
still looks pretty good on the outside. The dealership, though,
(07:41):
has already ordered next year's model, and they're clearing out
the showroom and you're on the showroom floor. So it's
a bit of a problem now keeping the beat going here,
keeping the drum beat going.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Page two.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
So the question if the Saints actually do this, and
all indications are they're going to do this, if they
finally pull the ripcord, pull the rip cord on Alvin Kamara,
where does he land?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
All right? Where does he land?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
So? Time to dust off? What every good talk show
host needs a crystal ball, Benny's crystal ball. What does
Benny's crystal ball say?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Says?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
If the Saints move off Alvin Kamara and the crystal
ball is never wrong. Uh, there's only one place that
checks every box, every box.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You know what that is.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
The Rocky Mountains, Denver, Colorado. You've got his buddy as
the coach, Sean Payton, and you've got a team that
believes they are ascending and would have, could have, should
have gotten to the Super Bowl except our quarterback got
hurt and all that stuff. And so you've got that
set up there in Denver and it's it's the obvious answer,
(08:53):
head and shoulders above everyone else. If Alvin Kamara changes teams,
the Broncos are the team that makes the most sense.
It's the most obvious answer. And it's like why even
bother saying because so obvious? There, Denver is not a guest,
it's a relationship player. You got Sean Payton who knows
Alvin Kamara better than anyone. It's not what you know,
(09:17):
it's who you know. The key to life, it's who
you know. And Kamar knows the guy who is the
guy for the Broncos, who made him the guy in.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
New Orleans back in the day. And so the.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Chosen one from many years ago returns to the coach
who helped get him to where he is in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Elsewhere.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You look around the Seattle Seahawks, I know guys like
jj N Renton and Nostradinas don't want to admit it.
The Seahawks, though, got cheap. They didn't want to bring
back the Super Bowl MVP Kenneth Walker. He bolted to
Kenzah City. So Kenneth Walker's out. So that's not an option.
That's an option for Kamara. They didn't really replace Kenneth
(10:01):
Walker with anybody who's any good. So I guess they're
going to try it out to run the ball there
in Seattle this year. And then you've got Jacksonville because
that would just be obvious because the Jags didn't replace
Travis h Chan who's now in New Orleans, and so
he could do the old flipperou and then Alvin Kamara
can go over there the issue and in many ways,
(10:23):
the Komodo dragon in the room here, the Komodo Dragon
room is that Alvin kamaras we said, is gonna be
thirty one here soon. And running backs in my life,
running backs have aged with few exceptions, like avocados, the avocado.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
The most expensive fruit out there.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
The avocado and the avocado, as you know, they're perfect
one day and the very next day you're making guacamoldi
with the avocado.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
That's what you're doing there.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
The question isn't whether Alvin Kamara can still play. The
question is how much impact can he have, Like he'll
play somewhere if he wants.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
To in the NFL, he's not gonna be in New Orleans.
How much does he have left?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
He's he a part time player at this point occasionally
they'll have a couple of breakthrough games. Is that what
you're gonna get? I would say most likely that's the case.
If I was betting with house money, that's how I
would bet.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Now, final point, we.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Have the single lamest quarterback contract snafu in recent history.
We take you to the Valley of Sun. By all accounts,
the Arizona Cardinals are not trying to win their tanking.
They are tanking hoping to get the Manning prodigy, the
next big thing.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
In the Manning chain.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I'm sure Archie Manning would love for arch the grandson
to go out and play in Arizona.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Anyway, bring this up because we've learned that.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Quarterback Jacoby Brissett, you know, the guy that's been a
stiff for a decade in the NFL, Jacoby Brissett, he
has skipped out the start of the Cardinals voluntary OTAs
he's ain't.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I ain't doing that. I'm out now.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
This comes after it was reported last week that the
team informed Jacoby Brissett that he would be the QB
number one starting quarterback for the Arizona football team, and
his first act was.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I ain't shown up, man. I know it's voluntary.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I ain't shown up though, and so you'd assume that
he's it's somewhat valuable. What do I know for the
starting quarterback to be there if you're trying to win games?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Of course they're not.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Perset is thirty three years old, and he is staying
away from the team facility out of an abundance of
caution and an abundance of wanting more money. You would
like a nice pay raise. Do companies still give pay
raises out I don't know. I don't think they'd do it.
This not a lot I know of, but apparently it's
in the NFL they do sometimes. So the question what
stands out to you about Jacoby Brissett ghosting the cardinal
(13:00):
voluntary OTAs? What stands out to you? So, first of all,
I love the hutzba with a capital CEA. I truly
do love the Hutsba. And I'm fascinated. I'm not wired
this way. I'm fascinated when people in life are so
clueless to where they are that they do things like this.
It fascinates me. It really does. Only in today's NFL
(13:24):
does a thirty three year old garbage at best bridge
quarterback bridge to nowhere by the way bridge to nowhere.
Coming off a season where he started twelve games and
went one and eleven with the Cardinals, decide, not only
am I underpaid, I am going to put pressure on
(13:44):
the team to pay me. More like in the old days,
if you went one to eleven, you'd be lucky. You
just had a job in the NFL and you didn't
have to get a real job. So Arizona is clearly
embracing the suck. Man are the embracing the suck and
that is why they picked Jacoby Brissett in the first place.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Of course, we know he's not gonna be the quarterback
all year. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
And apparently the bar in the desert is so subterranean,
it is so subterranean that yet they're still finding ways
to trip over. It's wild. It is wild crazy. So
the Cardinals, again, just to recap, the Cardinals told Jacoby
Brissett are QB one, and he responded with the enthusiasm
(14:29):
of someone who just got a court summons for jury duty.
That was the level of excitement that Jacoby Brissett had there.
His first leadership act as the newly minted starter is
what it's like, Hey, I'll lead from home. Is he
trying to do this on zoom back like during the pandemic?
I want to be the NFL's first zoom quarterback. That's
(14:50):
what I'm going to do, zoom zoom, just like that.
It's a classic case of leverage delusion, delusion, leverage illusion.
You don't usually get a massive rais after driving the
team bus into the middle of the lake right off
the bridge.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
You don't normally get a massive race. But what do
I know?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
There's a sound right there that de Burssett wants. I
guess he wants starter money. Okay, you can ask for it.
What exactly is he giving the team emotional support? Is
that what he's giving the Cardinals? As if I ran
the Cardinals and they're obviously not trying to win, look
at the roster blows. What they ought to do is
they had to have a raffle among season ticket holders,
(15:38):
and they get about the same production.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
It wouldn't be much worse. It wouldn't be much worse.
Let's have a raffle.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
How would you like to be the starting quarterback for
the Arizona Cardinals?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
What the hell? So we'll see how this plays out.
But it's again I am I am jealous that you
can be that obtuse Jacoby Brissett not realizing his place
in the football universe and thinking he actually has some
kind of power. It's very impressive. Yeah, really good. It
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(21:38):
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Right?
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One World Series, one of the.
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There?
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They've always been here. I'm not even worried at this point,
high weed man.
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People.
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I love that.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Well, it's root of you not to acknowledge the man.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
The most important sound is that The sweetest sound is
the person's name.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
You got to say the name.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
I love you and you.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Owe your tongue?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Weed man?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Can you roll your tongue?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Can you say?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
That's right? Like a true Long Islander? Right there? There
you go? Did you? Did you? You lived? You lived
out on the We didn't live in the city, did you,
weed man? You lived out in Long Island?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Right?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
No?
Speaker 6 (26:33):
I live in Queens.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Oh Queens? Okay, all right? I was.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I drove over to visit my brother and we stopped
in Yonkers, beautiful Yonkers.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
It was one nice.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, it's nice, of course a relative term.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Let's say hello to uh do we have here ferg dog?
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Says weed man. Have you seen Shawshank Redemption? Yet?
Speaker 6 (26:55):
No? No?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, that's a new movie. You ever heard? It's brand new?
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Why is that twenty years old?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Thirty two years old? Do you believe that?
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Isn't that wild? Thirty two years old? That's crazy?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Andy and Lionel Lakes, Minnesota rites in for ask a
weed man or friend. Billy says, hey, Billy, with the
soaring prices of gas, toothpaste and groceries. Oh wait a minute,
forget that. How does one afford the price of weed
these days? That's from Andy.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Weeds, not that extension.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
It's a value play. All right, you have a caller
for you, weed man. Let's say hello to an Andrew
Is in Bakersfield, California.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Hello, Andrew, welcome.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
What's up? Weed man? How are you doing? Andrew?
Speaker 5 (27:41):
How are you?
Speaker 6 (27:43):
I'm all right? How are you okay? Really good? Thank you?
Speaker 5 (27:47):
All right?
Speaker 6 (27:47):
So I'm wondering why is Pluto no longer a planet? Really? Why?
How's it? How's ha not flying? That's crazy?
Speaker 5 (28:00):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
It's a dwarf planet. They call it. Are we allowed
to say that? Is that offensive?
Speaker 7 (28:06):
A pidget planet?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Okaywarf planet, it's a dwarf planet. Dwarf planet.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
Wow? Why I didn't know that?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
It's a fun say it takes the short bus. You know,
I took the short bus. Look at me now? Just
Josh writes in He says, do you remember the name
of the guy who buys you boxes of snacks every
other week? I'll give you a hint at rhymes with burrito.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
Will you show me?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
I love that too, all right?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Michael writes in from Tulsa, he says, are there more
UFOs in the sky or under the sea? But my
theory here, now hold on, I say, my theory is
that a lot of these are they're hiding out in
the oceans and they they have basic Why is that
so funny?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
They have bases at the bottom of the ocean and
they fly out.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
What are you talking about? How they get on the water,
live on the water.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Because there's they've got better technology than we have, and
theyre smarter. They're smarter than me. They know these things
around in San Diego. The guys in the Marines are
in the Navy or whatever. In San Diego they see
like things flying out of the ocean all the time
there that are like wow, at the bottom of the
ocean in the pacifics It happens in Virginia too.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
You're coming from different galaxies.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
That is so crazy.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Damk. Yeah, they must have technology to go on the
water with.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Us, right, that's right, all right, we have a mystery
caller here. Let's see if you can figure out who
this is. A mystery caller. You're on the air with
weed Man, Hippie. Hello, mystery caller, weed Man, I'm going
to give you three questions to ask this guy to
see if you can figure out who it is. All right,
the hold now, Lorraina and Coop. Do you think with
three questions weed Man will be able to figure out
(30:00):
who this person is in person?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Mystery caller? Do not reveal your name?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Mystery caller? Three questions? Do you think that weed Man
will be able to figure this out?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Not a chance?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Okay, go ahead, question question number one, weed Man, to
try to figure out who the mystery caller is.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Go ahead, You have to ask a question, weed Man.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Oh, I have to ask a question.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yes, that's a bet. That's the bet.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Weed Man.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Okay, okay, So where are you.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Los Angeles?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Okay? So he's in Los Angeles? Okay. Question number two,
weed Man.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Uh, are you what was his name?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
You already forgot the guy's name?
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Yeah, no, the black guy who used to call you
and be outside shamesh helmet man.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah, he didn't call him helmet man. Are you asking?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Your question is?
Speaker 5 (31:04):
No? Not all?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Okay, he has not helmet man. Okay, yeah, one question left.
That was a terrible question. By the way, you have
one question left.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
We're trying to it's a weed man trying to figure
out who this mystery caller is on the special line.
Go ahead, weed Man, one last part. I have no
idea where you've got to be the worst detective in
the history of detectives.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Come on, absolutely, yeah, where where.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
You already asked where he's at? He said, Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
You asked him if he's the black guy that stands
outside stadium's helmet man.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
He's not a helmet man.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Hey man, you might not know this, but I'm black.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
That's La Matt by the way, who is black but
not helmet man.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
And go ahead, one last question. I miss La Matt La.
Matt was one of the great callers back in the day.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Uh, what's your favorite sports team?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
What's up? What's up? What the Dodgers? All right, weed Man,
you've asked your three questions. Tremendous investigating.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
You figured out that the person's in La, he is
not Helmet man, and that he likes the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Who do you think this person is? Weed Man? Who
do you think it is?
Speaker 5 (32:16):
I have no clue.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
All right, call her, reveal your name.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
I am badly so dog.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
This is the gun. This is the guy. This is
your Santa Claus, weed Man, this is the.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Return solicious. Please send me more.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Hey, yeah, hey, I got I got something for you.
We man, listen, give me a couple of weeks and with.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
My granddaughter and then I'll say you about two and
a half week.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
All right, but I was gonna thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
It's so good. I really love it. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Hey, hey, listen, Billy, are you able to eat steaks
with your dental problems?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, hold on a sack,
hold on a sec old time out all right in
the parido. You realize he would cook that thing in
a microwave. You understand that, right, you don't want to
I'm going to Oh okay, well you do that. Yeah,
because if you send him a steak to cook, it's
he's just gonna put a microwave, that's what you Yeah,
it's gonna be disgusting. It'd be like bubblegum steak.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
You know, who's not gonna be any more disgusting than
how you eat steak.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I eat steak the proper way.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
But butter butterfly cut, well done. That's the way to
do it. Butterfly cut, well done.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Billy Candy, you've.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Already established that. We understand. You want more candy, more candy,
more candy. You got to move on from that. You're
like a five year old exactly. You don't want a
delicious steak.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yes, steak is steak is amazing. If he's well done,
prepared properly.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
If it's it's if it's a medium or medium rare, we.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Man would be great.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
I mean, you know, the candy rest a long time.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
He would rather have candy than than steak.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
All right, well then I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, all right, well listen pretty well, thank you so much.
You're very kind. All right, thank you, burrito all.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Right, appreciate it, all right, I love that. There he goes,
the great Perito. All right, weed Man, I guess we
have angry. We have more a lot of people loved angry.
Bill Alex says, what is your favorite red baron pizza?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
That's what he wants to ask a weed man.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Very important question, pep pia, I love the red.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Dat you love the red baron? All right?
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Boso districtorney says, what's the most money anyone ever gave
you while you were paying handling? I feel like we've
gotten this question before, like sixty dollars, sixty dollars.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Fifty or so? Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
All right, Well we man, that's it. We're out of time,
but amazing as always, thank you so much. All right,
A tremendous investigative questioning. Really got to the bottom of that, Purito.
You really nailed that one. You found out it's not
helmet man and he's from la and likes the Dodgers,
so that's a tremendous sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
There he goes.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
We'd man Hippy every week at about this time. It's
our friend Billy from Hollywood, Florida. We'd give out his email,
but he doesn't check it doesn't know how to check it.
So what is the point of that? What is the
point of that? A lot of love for Angry Bill,
who chose days after Bobby Cox died to spit at
Bobby Cox. Just a classy move by Angry Bill, living
(35:27):
up to his nickname. We have math, Yes, all right,
we have coming up here. This is very exciting. It's
going to be another edition of Malarly third degree. Here
is the instat trivia. The Spurs Victor Wemboni Yama the
first player with thirty five points and twenty rebounds in
(35:47):
a conference finals game since blank.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
That's the Insta Trivia. The answer. We'll get to it.
We'll do it next.
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of the third degree. The Spurs Victor wemban Yama is
the first player with thirty five points and twenty remounds
or more in a conference finals game. Since blank, that
is the question? What is the answer? Burger Man going
(36:54):
with Mark Price as his answer. Just Josh in Cincinnati
says Bucks is the way to go. Mister Irrigation checks
in with can the White Shadow Reeves apparently not Willie
Wonka from King Rory. That's his answer. Andre the Giant,
who would have been eighty today.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Andre the Giant.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Now I heard there's a roadside plaque in North Carolina.
Andrea the Giant lived in had a ranch in North
Carolina in the last few years of his life. Let's
go by there and see the Andre the Giant statue
or not statue. It's like a plaque. Milli Vanilli from
Michael in Tulsa, one of the great lipseeking acts of
all time? Who else do we have legendary Hickory Huckster,
(37:40):
Jimmy Chitwood from Mark de Walker?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
What say you? Lorraine up? Mark going to be Hugh Hefner,
Hugh Hefner, all right, Mark the Walker by the way
in Rochester. No, it is the round Mound rebound. You
know who that is? The round Mount of rebound. Who
do you think that is? Who do you think it is? Lorena?
Speaker 7 (37:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Charles Barkley, the round Maunder rebound. Here we go, here
we go here it's maller. How about that? To the
third degree, this basketball gets grilled.
Speaker 8 (38:10):
The La Rams have tied a record with seven primetime
games this upcoming season. Have been your fandom aside? Do
you think that they are the team that the nation
as a whole wants to see the most?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
They are the team Kooper Loop the television wants. They've
got the sexy coach, they've got the MVP quarterback, they
got Pooka Nakula. They're an exciting team and you can
ram it all day, you can ram it all night.
So TV's the one that decides who gets these games,
and TV wants the Rams.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
So that's all that matters.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
Next, former Blazers head coach Terry Stotts wants his job back.
His agent has reached out to the team, and Statts
himself confirmed to a reporter that he would love to
come back to Portland. But do you think bringing Stutts
back is a good idea for the Trailblazers.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Well, by all accounts, I don't know this guy. I
keep reading stories.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
The owner of the Trailblazers is a tightwad, and Terry
Stotts coach the Trailblazer for a number of years. He
had some success there in Portland, and it's about the
only job he's going to get at this point at
his age. So, like you know, he wants to be
a head coach again, that's about the only job he's
qualified for.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Is it a good idea? Well, he'll work cheap, so sure.
Speaker 8 (39:17):
Next, Anthony Edwards was asked how much work the team
needs to catch up in the Western Conference and contend again,
Edwards said, I don't know, man, I think that I
don't think that's a question for me.
Speaker 7 (39:28):
Then do you think ant is not long for Minnesota?
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Well, by all accounts, he's from Georgia.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
He wears all the Atlanta Braves stuff and all that
if he if he had it was up to him,
he'd be playing for the Atlanta Hawks. And he doesn't
seem like he's he's really raising a hullaballoo trying to
get out of there.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Though.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
You gotta think that once you honesty, Ata Kombo goes
from Milwaukee to wherever he's gonna end up. Like at
some point it'll be at Edwards has to go play
for a better team. He's stuck in minute, you know
how this way it's a circle of life in the NBA.
These guys after a certain number of year, they demand
that they get traded.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
It.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
At this point, I don't think anytime soon he's gonna leave.
The next couple of years will be with the Timberwves.
How do we do you pass?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
That's the.
Speaker 8 (40:11):
I won the game.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I wanted to get
It's a small world, after all, it's a small small world.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
And it's our number two of the Ben Mallor Show podcast.
A very happy, very happy early Tuesday, as we are
doing this in relatively real time here and you can
listen whatever you want. You can listen during the morning
or in the afternoon or evening. It's the magic of podcasting.
But here in our number two, can you decode what
message general manager Mickey Loomis is sending about the future
(00:28):
of running back Alvin Kamara in Narlans And if the
Saints finally pull the ripcord on Alvin Kamara, where does
he land. We'll take a look at that as we
dust off Benny's crystal ball. And what stands out to
you in Arizona about quarterback Jacoby Brissett ghosting the Cardinals
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voluntary OTAs we'll go.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
There as well. Right now here, it is our number.
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we get back to our Russlo football talk. The basketball
was compelling for about ten minutes last hour. We had
a good conversation with Van the one leg of Vama
Man and Texas Jack. There were some other guys on
hold we wanted to talk to, but they hung up,
So we'll move on and our lead this hour from
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the Bayou. We go to the Bayou and they said, well,
there's no NFL news, it's mid May.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
What are you talking about. Well, yes, there is.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yes, there is a team that in my lifetime has
only had about three or four good years and the
rest of the time they've been an absolute embarrassment. That
would be the football team that plays in Nollys. So
the Saints general manager Mickey Loomis, who is a tenured
professor who has lifetime employment there in New Orleans. So
(03:33):
Mickey Loomis said that the football team there, the Saints
are quote trying to see how running back Alvin Kamara
will fit on the roster in twenty twenty six. Don
if you heard this or not, maybe not. So Loomis
speaking to the Beat writers, what a great job that
must be. Decline to commit on whether or not to
(03:54):
keep Alvin Kamara on the roster for the upcoming season.
It would appear there is no room for Kamara, who's
in his early thirties here and he will turn thirty
one in July. He is expected to lose most of
his status on the New Orleans depth chart behind the
big pickup this offseason Travis a Chan formerly ETN Travis
(04:19):
a Chan and the Saints.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
But wait, there's more.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
The Saints are reportedly interested in quote adjusting quotes quote
the salary cap number for Alvin kamarow is gonna make
like ten million dollars if they do decide to keep him.
So that is a good jumping off point. Let us
discuss the question. Can you decode the message that the
(04:44):
GM Mickey Loomis is sending when he says they are
trying to see about running back Alvin Kamara and his
future in New Orleans. So my observations, I've got iPhone,
Avaka and court summons, and we will combine all.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Of these together and we are going to go round
and round and round and round and round and round.
The merry go round, all right?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
So number wa number?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
What number?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Mickey Loomis gave the oldest answer in the NFL Book
of Answers, the hesitation answer. If you look at your
handbook and you're you're smart, you pay attention to this stuff,
the hesitation answer. And when a general manager pauses before
talking about a star player, the decision has already been made.
(05:40):
It is set in stone, it's already been made. Mickey
Loomas saying, we're trying to see how he fits. Is
some h R badunkadunk is what it is here, uh.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
For he doesn't fit on the team. We've already moved on.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
We're just waiting and seeing if someone's dumb enough to
make a trade to acquire him. It's classic corporate America
bull crap meeting the NFL world. There, you're still part
of our family. Once a saint, always a saint, all
that stuff. And well, of course they've already brought in
your replacement, they've trained your replacement, and he's sitting at
(06:18):
your desk. So good luck on that. The Saints bringing
in Travis ah Chan. He's there, and that's the replacement
who's now entered the chat. He's the guy that's gonna
be the featured running back for the New Orleans football
team and kamaraw at this point, he's like the iPhone
you used to have, you know, the old iPhone. You
have that junk drawer, and you toss it in the
(06:40):
junk drawer just in case, just in case. I'm never
gonna use that gave, but just in case maybe I'll
need it for something. Is it useful? What's your definition
of useful? Is Alvin Kamara still respected? Absolutely? Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
However, nobody in New Orleans is saying, well, we got
to have this guy's our feature back. We're not going
to build. We're not building around this guy. That's not
going to happen. And so now he prepares for the portal,
the NFL Transfer portal. Mickey Loomis is the ride operator,
and so he's at the controls there, the Saints general manager,
and he's waving bye bye, as Dick and Dayton would say, well,
(07:21):
Alvin Kamara is still checking the lap bar to make
sure that he does not get ejected from the roller
coaster that is the transfer portal. So he is a
luxury car, Alvin Kamara, He's got about a ninety thousand
miles on the odometer, a lot of miles They're still smooth,
still looks pretty good on the outside. The dealership, though,
(07:41):
has already ordered next year's model, and they're clearing out
the showroom and you're on the showroom floor. So it's
a bit of a problem now keeping the beat going here,
keeping the drum beat going.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Page two.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
So the question if the Saints actually do this, and
all indications are they're going to do this, if they
finally pull the ripcord, pull the rip cord on Alvin Kamara,
where does he land?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
All right? Where does he land?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
So? Time to dust off? What every good talk show
host needs a crystal ball, Benny's crystal ball. What does
Benny's crystal ball say?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Says?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
If the Saints move off Alvin Kamara and the crystal
ball is never wrong. Uh, there's only one place that
checks every box, every box.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You know what that is.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
The Rocky Mountains, Denver, Colorado. You've got his buddy as
the coach, Sean Payton, and you've got a team that
believes they are ascending and would have, could have, should
have gotten to the Super Bowl except our quarterback got
hurt and all that stuff. And so you've got that
set up there in Denver and it's it's the obvious answer,
(08:53):
head and shoulders above everyone else. If Alvin Kamara changes teams,
the Broncos are the team that makes the most sense.
It's the most obvious answer. And it's like why even
bother saying because so obvious? There, Denver is not a guest,
it's a relationship player. You got Sean Payton who knows
Alvin Kamara better than anyone. It's not what you know,
(09:17):
it's who you know. The key to life, it's who
you know. And Kamar knows the guy who is the
guy for the Broncos, who made him the guy in.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
New Orleans back in the day. And so the.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Chosen one from many years ago returns to the coach
who helped get him to where he is in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Elsewhere.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You look around the Seattle Seahawks, I know guys like
jj N Renton and Nostradinas don't want to admit it.
The Seahawks, though, got cheap. They didn't want to bring
back the Super Bowl MVP Kenneth Walker. He bolted to
Kenzah City. So Kenneth Walker's out. So that's not an option.
That's an option for Kamara. They didn't really replace Kenneth
(10:01):
Walker with anybody who's any good. So I guess they're
going to try it out to run the ball there
in Seattle this year. And then you've got Jacksonville because
that would just be obvious because the Jags didn't replace
Travis h Chan who's now in New Orleans, and so
he could do the old flipperou and then Alvin Kamara
can go over there the issue and in many ways,
(10:23):
the Komodo dragon in the room here, the Komodo Dragon
room is that Alvin kamaras we said, is gonna be
thirty one here soon. And running backs in my life,
running backs have aged with few exceptions, like avocados, the avocado.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
The most expensive fruit out there.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
The avocado and the avocado, as you know, they're perfect
one day and the very next day you're making guacamoldi
with the avocado.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
That's what you're doing there.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
The question isn't whether Alvin Kamara can still play. The
question is how much impact can he have, Like he'll
play somewhere if he wants.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
To in the NFL, he's not gonna be in New Orleans.
How much does he have left?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
He's he a part time player at this point occasionally
they'll have a couple of breakthrough games. Is that what
you're gonna get? I would say most likely that's the case.
If I was betting with house money, that's how I
would bet.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Now, final point, we.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Have the single lamest quarterback contract snafu in recent history.
We take you to the Valley of Sun. By all accounts,
the Arizona Cardinals are not trying to win their tanking.
They are tanking hoping to get the Manning prodigy, the
next big thing.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
In the Manning chain.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I'm sure Archie Manning would love for arch the grandson
to go out and play in Arizona.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Anyway, bring this up because we've learned that.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Quarterback Jacoby Brissett, you know, the guy that's been a
stiff for a decade in the NFL, Jacoby Brissett, he
has skipped out the start of the Cardinals voluntary OTAs
he's ain't.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I ain't doing that. I'm out now.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
This comes after it was reported last week that the
team informed Jacoby Brissett that he would be the QB
number one starting quarterback for the Arizona football team, and
his first act was.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I ain't shown up, man. I know it's voluntary.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I ain't shown up though, and so you'd assume that
he's it's somewhat valuable. What do I know for the
starting quarterback to be there if you're trying to win games?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Of course they're not.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Perset is thirty three years old, and he is staying
away from the team facility out of an abundance of
caution and an abundance of wanting more money. You would
like a nice pay raise. Do companies still give pay
raises out I don't know. I don't think they'd do it.
This not a lot I know of, but apparently it's
in the NFL they do sometimes. So the question what
stands out to you about Jacoby Brissett ghosting the cardinal
(13:00):
voluntary OTAs? What stands out to you? So, first of all,
I love the hutzba with a capital CEA. I truly
do love the Hutsba. And I'm fascinated. I'm not wired
this way. I'm fascinated when people in life are so
clueless to where they are that they do things like this.
It fascinates me. It really does. Only in today's NFL
(13:24):
does a thirty three year old garbage at best bridge
quarterback bridge to nowhere by the way bridge to nowhere.
Coming off a season where he started twelve games and
went one and eleven with the Cardinals, decide, not only
am I underpaid, I am going to put pressure on
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the team to pay me. More like in the old days,
if you went one to eleven, you'd be lucky. You
just had a job in the NFL and you didn't
have to get a real job. So Arizona is clearly
embracing the suck. Man are the embracing the suck and
that is why they picked Jacoby Brissett in the first place.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Of course, we know he's not gonna be the quarterback
all year. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
And apparently the bar in the desert is so subterranean,
it is so subterranean that yet they're still finding ways
to trip over. It's wild. It is wild crazy. So
the Cardinals, again, just to recap, the Cardinals told Jacoby
Brissett are QB one, and he responded with the enthusiasm
(14:29):
of someone who just got a court summons for jury duty.
That was the level of excitement that Jacoby Brissett had there.
His first leadership act as the newly minted starter is
what it's like, Hey, I'll lead from home. Is he
trying to do this on zoom back like during the pandemic?
I want to be the NFL's first zoom quarterback. That's
(14:50):
what I'm going to do, zoom zoom, just like that.
It's a classic case of leverage delusion, delusion, leverage illusion.
You don't usually get a massive rais after driving the
team bus into the middle of the lake right off
the bridge.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
You don't normally get a massive race. But what do
I know?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
There's a sound right there that de Burssett wants. I
guess he wants starter money. Okay, you can ask for it.
What exactly is he giving the team emotional support? Is
that what he's giving the Cardinals? As if I ran
the Cardinals and they're obviously not trying to win, look
at the roster blows. What they ought to do is
they had to have a raffle among season ticket holders,
(15:38):
and they get about the same production.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
It wouldn't be much worse. It wouldn't be much worse.
Let's have a raffle.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
How would you like to be the starting quarterback for
the Arizona Cardinals?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
What the hell? So we'll see how this plays out.
But it's again I am I am jealous that you
can be that obtuse Jacoby Brissett not realizing his place
in the football universe and thinking he actually has some
kind of power. It's very impressive. Yeah, really good. It
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Speaker 2 (17:23):
This guy's here, well, I said one, we had to
call him wake him up, but other than that, he's
been here pretty much every week with his sidekick Lisa.
So we'll have them on here in a second. You
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Speaker 1 (19:24):
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Speaker 4 (19:25):
I don't no, I couldn't find it, so un fortunately
I wanted a snack.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Are we sure it's there?
Speaker 5 (19:32):
It's not.
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It said it was delivered yesterday at noon. Really, somebody
steal our mail. It happens, but hopefully it'll just show
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Speaker 2 (19:41):
I bet they're eating snacks on coast to coast right now.
They're probably doing that old How dare they coop a
little bet? All Bronco fan? That's all Bronco fan. Your
comments can and we'll be used against you in the
court of the Mallard militia. Back to it, now, back
to where we go. I will have weed Man here
in a second. I gotta bring on. I see this
(20:03):
name and I weed Man, just give me a second here,
because this guy hadn't called in a while and he's
a fan favorite. Angry Bill. What about a nine year
old girl? Hello, Angry Bill.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Well, she got a good memory. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
From Nutley, New Jersey. His brother sent me a piece.
Now you sent no what you wanted me to reach
out to your brother. Your brother then got upset with
you and said that you sent him a piece of
your toe.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
If I remember her.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
You mess that up. Every time you say it, I.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Get a version of it. I don't remember exactly. It
was something about a toe, and it was it was
like your guy.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
You said that your brother was on the Howard Stern
Show or whatever back of the day. So I reached
out to whatever. What fine, Who cares?
Speaker 5 (20:52):
It was a toenail.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Well, the way he told it, it was a piece
of your toe.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
He's dead now, so he can't get it.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I don't know. I can't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Maybe he'll see listening on the other side. Who knows
what's going on. Well, you haven't called in a while.
You sound better?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
He sound good so far.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Yeah, I'm I'll use the word hanging in hanging that so.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
You're so angry you can't die. You're too angry, you
can't die. Right, Come on, we love you, we love you.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
I'll tell you what I got to go through. But
forget that I didn't call about me. I keep seeing
online and I see on the TV and all that
stuff about Bobby Cox, the manager I'm kind of late
with this, but you know, the guy managed the Atlanta Braves,
but you know he was the next Yankee. He's a
(21:38):
backup third basement for the Yankees. And so I'm have
been the Yankee fan since nineteen sixty something, and they
keep talking about him and how great a manager he
was and all this kind of stuff. Bobby Cox was
one of the worst managers that ever satting the bull out. Okay,
he was horrible. He couldn't he couldn't tinkle, Okay, he didn't.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I mean, you know, you know, you're just like you
remember the joke about how do you stop Michael Jordan
have Dean Smith coaching him?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Well, the Atlanta Braves had three Hall of Fame starting
pitchers and won one World Series with Bobby Cox.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
One World Series, one of the.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Greatest pitching stabs in the history of baseball. And this
guy couldn't win an All Star Game against a little
league team.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
He was all right on that note. Listen, I'm glad
you called it.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
We were worried about you, all right, And you don't
don't be a stranger, okay, And do you want to
talk to weed Man, you will say Weed Man that's.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
The last thing in the world I'd ever want to do.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Okay, on that note, we'll call it, to call it
any time we're here every night.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
I want to die before I talk to that guy.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Okay, very nice, thank you. Okay, you're very classy. All
right to hear from, still got his fastball, angry bill, Right,
you still got it right between the eyes. All right,
here we go. Let's fix the world right now. After
that negativity. We need positivity. We need to cleanse our souls.
And who better to do that?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
There?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
He is right there. I hear them from Holly, Hollywood, Florida.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
So they're like fired UFOs. Did you see this on
the news? And they travel, they must travel from all
the galaxies. We go to the moon, these these these playing,
these UFOs are coming from other galaxies.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, well, there's been a lot of stories in recent
days about UFOs and stuff, and yeah, yeah, what about you.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
They've always been here. I'm not even worried at this point,
high weed man.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Yeah, yeah, no, I think that's great.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
I can't a wait.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
People.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Well, some of you will believe you are one of them.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Were I love that you are from somewhere else?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
You are not here, and I love the age of disclosure.
You will be disclosed. Would you like to disclose right now?
What planet you're from? Weed Man?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
No, it's I just watched I forget the name of
it. It was a good documentary about UFO's area fifty one.
I forget the name of it, though it's not popping
in my head right now. All right, Well, we have
people that have had questions for you. You would like
to answer these questions. I would assume you Alf the
alien Opiner. I met him at the Great event in Wooster,
(24:36):
and that's the one you didn't want to go to,
weed Man, because you're such.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
A ball you didn't want to go to Boston.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
So Alf says it's going to be over ninety degrees
today in Massachusetts.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Is that warm enough for you to visit? That's from Alf? Yes,
all right?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Freddie writes in and says, what don't you miss about
being homeless, weed Man, now that you've had a home
for a while.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Don't right there?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Well you know, I well, I like being on the beach.
The beach was nice, but the rest you for being
on the beach, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
And Lincoln Road if you need.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
To charge your phone, my well, Deacon Road.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
That's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Man was on Lincoln Road. That's where he resided.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Rob the goat Man says, question for Billy, if I
sent you an email, would you be able to access it? Oh?
Come on, we set the email up more months ago.
Come on, now you forgot your email?
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
I don't know my email.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Hey, send me some candy. Whoever send me candy? Send
me candy.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
You never remember Parito's name. You don't remember. That's very rude.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Parito, Come on, say Parito.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Well, it's root of you not to acknowledge the man.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
The most important sound is that The sweetest sound is
the person's name.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
You got to say the name.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
I love you and you.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Owe your tongue?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Weed man?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Can you roll your tongue?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Can you say?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
That's right? Like a true Long Islander? Right there? There
you go? Did you? Did you? You lived? You lived
out on the We didn't live in the city, did you,
weed man? You lived out in Long Island?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Right?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
No?
Speaker 6 (26:33):
I live in Queens.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Oh Queens? Okay, all right? I was.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I drove over to visit my brother and we stopped
in Yonkers, beautiful Yonkers.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
It was one nice.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, it's nice, of course a relative term.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Let's say hello to uh do we have here ferg dog?
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Says weed man. Have you seen Shawshank Redemption? Yet?
Speaker 6 (26:55):
No? No?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, that's a new movie. You ever heard? It's brand new?
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Why is that twenty years old?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Thirty two years old? Do you believe that?
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Isn't that wild? Thirty two years old? That's crazy?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Andy and Lionel Lakes, Minnesota rites in for ask a
weed man or friend. Billy says, hey, Billy, with the
soaring prices of gas, toothpaste and groceries. Oh wait a minute,
forget that. How does one afford the price of weed
these days? That's from Andy.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Weeds, not that extension.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
It's a value play. All right, you have a caller
for you, weed man. Let's say hello to an Andrew
Is in Bakersfield, California.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Hello, Andrew, welcome.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
What's up? Weed man? How are you doing? Andrew?
Speaker 5 (27:41):
How are you?
Speaker 6 (27:43):
I'm all right? How are you okay? Really good? Thank you?
Speaker 5 (27:47):
All right?
Speaker 6 (27:47):
So I'm wondering why is Pluto no longer a planet? Really? Why?
How's it? How's ha not flying? That's crazy?
Speaker 5 (28:00):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
It's a dwarf planet. They call it. Are we allowed
to say that? Is that offensive?
Speaker 7 (28:06):
A pidget planet?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Okaywarf planet, it's a dwarf planet. Dwarf planet.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
Wow? Why I didn't know that?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
It's a fun say it takes the short bus. You know,
I took the short bus. Look at me now? Just
Josh writes in He says, do you remember the name
of the guy who buys you boxes of snacks every
other week? I'll give you a hint at rhymes with burrito.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
Will you show me?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
I love that too, all right?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Michael writes in from Tulsa, he says, are there more
UFOs in the sky or under the sea? But my
theory here, now hold on, I say, my theory is
that a lot of these are they're hiding out in
the oceans and they they have basic Why is that
so funny?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
They have bases at the bottom of the ocean and
they fly out.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
What are you talking about? How they get on the water,
live on the water.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Because there's they've got better technology than we have, and
theyre smarter. They're smarter than me. They know these things
around in San Diego. The guys in the Marines are
in the Navy or whatever. In San Diego they see
like things flying out of the ocean all the time
there that are like wow, at the bottom of the
ocean in the pacifics It happens in Virginia too.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
You're coming from different galaxies.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
That is so crazy.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Damk. Yeah, they must have technology to go on the
water with.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Us, right, that's right, all right, we have a mystery
caller here. Let's see if you can figure out who
this is. A mystery caller. You're on the air with
weed Man, Hippie. Hello, mystery caller, weed Man, I'm going
to give you three questions to ask this guy to
see if you can figure out who it is. All right,
the hold now, Lorraina and Coop. Do you think with
three questions weed Man will be able to figure out
(30:00):
who this person is in person?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Mystery caller? Do not reveal your name?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Mystery caller? Three questions? Do you think that weed Man
will be able to figure this out?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Not a chance?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Okay, go ahead, question question number one, weed Man, to
try to figure out who the mystery caller is.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Go ahead, You have to ask a question, weed Man.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Oh, I have to ask a question.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yes, that's a bet. That's the bet.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Weed Man.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Okay, okay, So where are you.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Los Angeles?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Okay? So he's in Los Angeles? Okay. Question number two,
weed Man.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Uh, are you what was his name?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
You already forgot the guy's name?
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Yeah, no, the black guy who used to call you
and be outside shamesh helmet man.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah, he didn't call him helmet man. Are you asking?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Your question is?
Speaker 5 (31:04):
No? Not all?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Okay, he has not helmet man. Okay, yeah, one question left.
That was a terrible question. By the way, you have
one question left.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
We're trying to it's a weed man trying to figure
out who this mystery caller is on the special line.
Go ahead, weed Man, one last part. I have no
idea where you've got to be the worst detective in
the history of detectives.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Come on, absolutely, yeah, where where.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
You already asked where he's at? He said, Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
You asked him if he's the black guy that stands
outside stadium's helmet man.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
He's not a helmet man.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Hey man, you might not know this, but I'm black.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
That's La Matt by the way, who is black but
not helmet man.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
And go ahead, one last question. I miss La Matt La.
Matt was one of the great callers back in the day.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Uh, what's your favorite sports team?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
What's up? What's up? What the Dodgers? All right, weed Man,
you've asked your three questions. Tremendous investigating.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
You figured out that the person's in La, he is
not Helmet man, and that he likes the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Who do you think this person is? Weed Man? Who
do you think it is?
Speaker 5 (32:16):
I have no clue.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
All right, call her, reveal your name.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
I am badly so dog.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
This is the gun. This is the guy. This is
your Santa Claus, weed Man, this is the.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Return solicious. Please send me more.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Hey, yeah, hey, I got I got something for you.
We man, listen, give me a couple of weeks and with.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
My granddaughter and then I'll say you about two and
a half week.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
All right, but I was gonna thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
It's so good. I really love it. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Hey, hey, listen, Billy, are you able to eat steaks
with your dental problems?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, hold on a sack,
hold on a sec old time out all right in
the parido. You realize he would cook that thing in
a microwave. You understand that, right, you don't want to
I'm going to Oh okay, well you do that. Yeah,
because if you send him a steak to cook, it's
he's just gonna put a microwave, that's what you Yeah,
it's gonna be disgusting. It'd be like bubblegum steak.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
You know, who's not gonna be any more disgusting than
how you eat steak.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I eat steak the proper way.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
But butter butterfly cut, well done. That's the way to
do it. Butterfly cut, well done.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Billy Candy, you've.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Already established that. We understand. You want more candy, more candy,
more candy. You got to move on from that. You're
like a five year old exactly. You don't want a
delicious steak.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yes, steak is steak is amazing. If he's well done,
prepared properly.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
If it's it's if it's a medium or medium rare, we.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Man would be great.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
I mean, you know, the candy rest a long time.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
He would rather have candy than than steak.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
All right, well then I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, all right, well listen pretty well, thank you so much.
You're very kind. All right, thank you, burrito all.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Right, appreciate it, all right, I love that. There he goes,
the great Perito. All right, weed Man, I guess we
have angry. We have more a lot of people loved angry.
Bill Alex says, what is your favorite red baron pizza?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
That's what he wants to ask a weed man.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Very important question, pep pia, I love the red.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Dat you love the red baron? All right?
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Boso districtorney says, what's the most money anyone ever gave
you while you were paying handling? I feel like we've
gotten this question before, like sixty dollars, sixty dollars.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Fifty or so? Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
All right, Well we man, that's it. We're out of time,
but amazing as always, thank you so much. All right,
A tremendous investigative questioning. Really got to the bottom of that, Purito.
You really nailed that one. You found out it's not
helmet man and he's from la and likes the Dodgers,
so that's a tremendous sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
There he goes.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
We'd man Hippy every week at about this time. It's
our friend Billy from Hollywood, Florida. We'd give out his email,
but he doesn't check it doesn't know how to check it.
So what is the point of that? What is the
point of that? A lot of love for Angry Bill,
who chose days after Bobby Cox died to spit at
Bobby Cox. Just a classy move by Angry Bill, living
(35:27):
up to his nickname. We have math, Yes, all right,
we have coming up here. This is very exciting. It's
going to be another edition of Malarly third degree. Here
is the instat trivia. The Spurs Victor Wemboni Yama the
first player with thirty five points and twenty rebounds in
(35:47):
a conference finals game since blank.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
That's the Insta Trivia. The answer. We'll get to it.
We'll do it next.
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there on the YouTube. Check it out Ben Mahler Show, Ton
out for the Insta Trivia and we'll get to Mallard
of the third degree. The Spurs Victor wemban Yama is
the first player with thirty five points and twenty remounds
or more in a conference finals game. Since blank, that
is the question? What is the answer? Burger Man going
(36:54):
with Mark Price as his answer. Just Josh in Cincinnati
says Bucks is the way to go. Mister Irrigation checks
in with can the White Shadow Reeves apparently not Willie
Wonka from King Rory. That's his answer. Andre the Giant,
who would have been eighty today.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Andre the Giant.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Now I heard there's a roadside plaque in North Carolina.
Andrea the Giant lived in had a ranch in North
Carolina in the last few years of his life. Let's
go by there and see the Andre the Giant statue
or not statue. It's like a plaque. Milli Vanilli from
Michael in Tulsa, one of the great lipseeking acts of
all time? Who else do we have legendary Hickory Huckster,
(37:40):
Jimmy Chitwood from Mark de Walker?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
What say you? Lorraine up? Mark going to be Hugh Hefner,
Hugh Hefner, all right, Mark the Walker by the way
in Rochester. No, it is the round Mound rebound. You
know who that is? The round Mount of rebound. Who
do you think that is? Who do you think it is? Lorena?
Speaker 7 (37:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Charles Barkley, the round Maunder rebound. Here we go, here
we go here it's maller. How about that? To the
third degree, this basketball gets grilled.
Speaker 8 (38:10):
The La Rams have tied a record with seven primetime
games this upcoming season. Have been your fandom aside? Do
you think that they are the team that the nation
as a whole wants to see the most?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
They are the team Kooper Loop the television wants. They've
got the sexy coach, they've got the MVP quarterback, they
got Pooka Nakula. They're an exciting team and you can
ram it all day, you can ram it all night.
So TV's the one that decides who gets these games,
and TV wants the Rams.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
So that's all that matters.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
Next, former Blazers head coach Terry Stotts wants his job back.
His agent has reached out to the team, and Statts
himself confirmed to a reporter that he would love to
come back to Portland. But do you think bringing Stutts
back is a good idea for the Trailblazers.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Well, by all accounts, I don't know this guy. I
keep reading stories.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
The owner of the Trailblazers is a tightwad, and Terry
Stotts coach the Trailblazer for a number of years. He
had some success there in Portland, and it's about the
only job he's going to get at this point at
his age. So, like you know, he wants to be
a head coach again, that's about the only job he's
qualified for.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Is it a good idea? Well, he'll work cheap, so sure.
Speaker 8 (39:17):
Next, Anthony Edwards was asked how much work the team
needs to catch up in the Western Conference and contend again,
Edwards said, I don't know, man, I think that I
don't think that's a question for me.
Speaker 7 (39:28):
Then do you think ant is not long for Minnesota?
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Well, by all accounts, he's from Georgia.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
He wears all the Atlanta Braves stuff and all that
if he if he had it was up to him,
he'd be playing for the Atlanta Hawks. And he doesn't
seem like he's he's really raising a hullaballoo trying to
get out of there.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Though.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
You gotta think that once you honesty, Ata Kombo goes
from Milwaukee to wherever he's gonna end up. Like at
some point it'll be at Edwards has to go play
for a better team. He's stuck in minute, you know
how this way it's a circle of life in the NBA.
These guys after a certain number of year, they demand
that they get traded.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
It.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
At this point, I don't think anytime soon he's gonna leave.
The next couple of years will be with the Timberwves.
How do we do you pass?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
That's the.
Speaker 8 (40:11):
I won the game.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I wanted to get
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