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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Benie Mayan caan, the Beny Man can. It's our
numbber three, our number three, and boom goes the dynamite
for Tyreek Hill. What are the odds that Tyreek Hill
has played his last NFL game? The former Dolphin and
Chiefs wide receiver has not been cleared to play medically
this season. Also, the Buccaneers again reports saying they are
(00:23):
in no rush to work out new deals with Baker
Mayfield and vide Vea. So how does that strike you
two of their biggest named players. And do you believe
von Miller when he says the Commanders were the wrong pick?
He said that after the fact, of course. In a
recent interview, we'll talk about that, he said he had
offers from Seattle and Washington, and he picked the team
(00:44):
that used to be called the Redskins that will also
have the Queen of Hearts with Lorae up coming your
way right now. It's our number three. A need for speed,
We're actually a need for health. Is there some kind
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Are we good? I think we're good?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Al that was it? We're good, right, all right? We
mentioned the home depot.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
We got that in. We're all good on that, all right.
I just feel like I need every five minutes. I
got it a ticker home deep ho home deep, I
hope deeper. Benett like Beckham, Bennett like Beckham. Yeah, all right, anyway,
hold do I don't want to do it again. I'm
not gonna throw. I don't want to don't want to
chase myself. I already hit the camera once. I don't
want to do I don't want to try because I'm
gonna ruin my night. I'll feel bad on the way home.
I'll be like, oh crap, I hit the camera and
I get us stop. I think you can do it.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
No, No, I'm not doing any I'll do it tomorrow.
But here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay, remember the rule in basketball, you know, I was
called moneyball mallor back in the day when you you
got to make your last shot at practice when you
walk off the court. It's a must. You know, when
you played in the WNBA. A lot of people don't
know this. Loraina spent seven years in the WNBA.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I did, and she's an epic player back then.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
And what number did you wear, Loreno, was your number?
Twenty seven? Twenty seven? So a number twenty seven. I
know Anthony in Louisiana collected your WNBA cards and he
has like a shrine to you. With your uniform and
all that.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
So very very impressive.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Anyway, well now I guess we have to.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Start the show this hour. We have to start the show.
I'm told we now have to talk about sports stuff
or something like that. So our lead this hour is
from South Florida, where we are on Cheatah Watch. Cheeta, Cheeta, Cheetah.
We're on Cheetah Watch. If you didn't see this, perhaps
not a disheartening update on former Dolphins and former Cairns
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City chief star Tyreek Hill. And there was some chatter
a couple of months ago, well he's gonna go back
to Kansas City. He was dumped by the Miami Dolphins.
You get it up somewhere, Well, how about nowhere? Is
nowhere somewhere. Yeah, So the latest update is it is
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more likely than not that Tyreek Hill will not play
during the twenty twenty sixth season. He suffered a knee injury.
His knee basically buckled and warped and it was disgusting
and it happened back in September of twenty twenty five.
He tore multiple ligaments. They were shredded like poured pulled pork.
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His ligaments there the acl all torn up. The knee
was dislocated, discombobulated. It was bad, literally bad to the bone, bad, bad,
bad to the bone.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Is what it was.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And so that's where we are now. The latest reporting
is that it is a strong possibility that Tyreek Hill
will not be medically cleared to play in twenty twenty
six and that the idea that he's going to play
is quote wishful thinking close quote all right, So that
is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question,
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what are the odds? Give me the odds that Tyreek
Hill has played his final game in the NFL. So
on this one, I've got Colonel Sanders, Miszoo and PBS
and we will combine all of these things together and
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we are going to feel a glow of happiness, is
what we're going to feel, because later this hour the
Queen of Hearts with Lorena will make an appearance. So
we're excited about that, very exciting.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
All right.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
First of all, we go right to the malarads. Let's
not beat around the bush. Right to the malards. The
malarads on Tyreek Hill play having played his last NFL
game are minus one ninety.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Thanks for asking minus one ninety implies a sixty five
percent chance that it is all over done, see you
later at Tyreek Hill. The rest of his career career,
he'll get squad douche. That's all. Now here's why, I'll
tell you what. Because the Cheetah's entire mythology, the myth,
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the legend of the Cheetah is run, cheatah, run, run, run,
run and run run. He's outrun physics is what he's
been able to do the legend. And now suddenly it
appears that he cannot outrun Tyreek Hill biology.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
So think of Tyreek.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Hill with a mangled, shredded gas line knee injury, which sucks.
They even like Colonel Sanders. You take away the KFC
secret recipe of eleven herbs and spices, and what do
you have left. You've got a bland, flavorless, inedible chunk
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of food. Ye.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Right, it's all about.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
The herbs and all that, the spices, and that's what
it's about. So the Cheetah, without acceleration, he's no longer
a cheatah. He's a standard house cat. He's a rag
doll house cat. That's what he becomes. And if you
cannot hit and Listen, every man, woman and child knows this.
You know anything about ball. If you cannot hit the
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turbotastic speeds that he's been able to hit, he's just
another generic white out running on Windows ninety five. And
it's like, well, I don't need Windows ninety five anymore.
It's you know that's thirty plus years ago. Well, that's
just what it is. It would be exactly like if
you said Steph Curry could no longer consistently make an
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outside shot, he's useless. You wouldn't want him on your team.
He's not that good a defensive player. I really didn't
do anything else all that great. So it's the same concept.
Without shooting, it's an The entire identity of Stephen Curry
would evaporate. It's just the way that. And so Hill,
Tyreek Hill is thirty two now happy he had birthday
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back in Marshall.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I guess not happy birthday. So he's thirty two.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
And that's the end of your athletic prime anyway, I
normally it's the end of your athletic prime. And without
the after burners, if you turn the after burners off,
Tyreek Hill instantly goes from the unstoppable cheat code to
just your regular n PC non playable character. And that's it,
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all right now. Secondly, the Tampa Bay we Go contract update,
contract update, the Buccaneers. Are they about to sign Baker
Mayfield to a big money contract extension? No? Are they
about to sign defensive tackle Vidavea to a big money
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contract extension? No? Yeah, They're in no rush. Mayfield is
entering his lane duck season in Tampa, last year of
his three year contract for one hundred million dollars, and
Vida Vea also heading into the last year of his contract.
And the latest update is there is no update. The
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update is no update, all right. Question, So the story
saying the Bucks are in no rush to work out
a new deal with Baker Mayfield and Vida Vea, So
how does that strike you? All right? So this is
simple and I've learned this from being in the radio business.
And every radio station is as cheap as can possibly be. However,
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if they want you, they'll find the money, all right,
They'll find the money. That's always the case in any business.
We used to have a morning guy here who got
really good numbers and was really popular, and they would
always find a way to reach his price. Point, and
when the audience started kind of going away, suddenly the
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money wasn't quite there. If you're a priority, they will
find the cash. They will if you're not the company
in this case, the Buccaneers will find an excuse. And
I get I don't think this is a bad strategy.
I also don't think Tampa Bay has the balls to
continue this. I believe they will cave and they will
sign one of these guys to a contract before the
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season begins. I hope I'm wrong, but they are going
with the full Maszoo mindset. The Maszoo mindset is, hey
show me, I'm gonna show me state of mind. Despite
some online pearl clutching by the fanboys and the bots
and the algorithm and all that, the Bucks are not.
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They're not being emotional about this. They're being the adult
in the room, and I think that's a good thing
from a purely business standpoint. They're being pragmatic, is what
the Buccaneers are. And they don't need to just give
out blank checks to these two players, and it's lifetime
employment and all that. If you want the Duffel bag
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filled with cash, if that's what you want, go out
and prove it again and Baker Mayfield. For all the
great sound bites Baker Mayfield has given us, he is
coming off a whatever, solid not elite season with the Buccaneers.
He's a mid level quarterback. And you don't worry too
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much about losing a mid level quarterback. You just don't.
If it happens, it happen. You go find another mid
level quarterback. They're not that hard to find. Now. It's
hard to find great quarterbacks, very hard to find great quarterbacks.
But there is a world in the multiverse where the
Rams win the Super Bowl. Sam Darnold, Sam Darnald, Matthew Stafford,
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Matthew Stafford, who's actually good unlike samal but Matthew Stafford.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
This seemed fates to fates the retirement.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I'm gonna go hang out on the beach.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
And then the Rams need a quarterback and they realized
they drafted a bozo from Alabama who can't play Ty Simpsons,
So then they need a quarterback.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
They go to market and there's a story that.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Baker Mayfield returns to the Rams. That's that's a dimension
in the multiverse. That's a possibility. We got to be
more consistent a lot of turnovers. Hot and cold, hot
and cold, hot and cold, hot and cold, hot and cold,
Marco Paul all that kind of guy. And so i've
we've seen it. We saw it with the Bucks. And
if he goes out and balls out Baker Mayfield in
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twenty twenty six, then that's fine. Now Vinavea is different.
Though vinave is different. This guy has been a monster
masher in the middle of the Buccaneers defense for years.
He's been the absolute heartbeat, the lifeblood of the defensive line.
Nobody's an eye. However, he is getting older. It's a cold,
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cold World's get a little bit older. And if he
really is is the guy? Is he worth resetting the
market as a little bit of an older player at
this particular point. So from the standpoint of and this
is the smart thing to do, yes, Now in a
world where you don't care about that, and you're just like, well,
we like this guy.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
They're nice people, so let's just pay them.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
That would be fun if every business was like, Hey,
this person is nice, let's pay them a lot of money. Okay,
let's do it all right, final thought, Wiles Show, We're
gonna call this Miller time, Miller time, you ever heard
of von Miller? Now Kooper Loop at his house as
a shrine to von Miller. He does. He loves von Miller,
one of his favorite Bronco players of all time. So
von Miller's bounced around the NFL since he left the Broncos,
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played with the Rams, played with Buffalo, and most recently
in DC. And he said something recently that popped up
on my radar. What did he say, von Miller? You
didn't see this? Perhaps not. Von Miller said he regrets.
He now regrets choosing the Commanders over the Seahawks in
twenty twenty five free agency. He said he had offered
(15:09):
some both teams. He told some podcasts for friends and family.
He said, quote, obviously I picked the wrong team on
that one, meaning he should have gone obviously Seattle. They
won the Super Bowl. So the question do you believe
von Miller when he says, and he said it just
the other day that when von Miller says that the
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Commanders were the wrong pick? So I'm going to give
this one the ultimate side eye. Well, how could you
do that? Mallor Seattle won the Super Bowl? I know
they won. They got some help from the referees as
I see in Seattle right now. No, Stredinas is nodding
his head. You're right, Ben, we got some help JJ
and Retton's nodding his head.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yep, you're right, Ben.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
The officials helped us out in that game with the Rams.
That aside, they did end up at the end getting
the hunk of medal, so they got the little Hunker medal.
Reason I give this side eye is this take has
more revisionist history than those old school PBS documentary marathon
things they used to have over holidays in a lot
(16:14):
of the I don't love documentaries, but you got to
figure out who's paying for the documentary and who's making
the documentary, to figure out the slant of the documentary
and all that. The Malord truth o meter. We always
turned to the Malard truth of meter in stories like this,
it says von Miller made the right choice signing with Washington.
Now did it work out? Hell no, it didn't work out. Nevertheless,
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at the time you shot your shot, there is not
a single person who would say that the Seahawks were
the better option than the Washington commanders. And so he
at the time he made the right decision. Now, why
would that be the case, Well, you start with the
(17:00):
Comodo draggon in the room here. At the time, Jadon
Daniels was the upstart, hot shot quarterback and Sam Darnald
was the dog with fleas and by the way, still Liz,
he had cooties. Everyone is, oh, he fell apart at
the end of the Viking run. He fell apart. Is
not that good? Now, reality, the wrecking ball of reality
(17:24):
came smashing through. And that's true, right because at the
time that was the decision, the right decision. You'd go
with Jadon Daniels as the quarterback and over Sam Darnald.
And now Washington got absolutely mollywopped the grim Reaper. The
injuries piled up and regression to the mean they overachieved
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to get to the NFC Championship game. But they were there.
And football is an unpredictable thing, and is the great
Dick Stockton taught me as a young lad. Stat's to
tell you what has happened, not what's going to happen.
And Jadon Daniels had shown at that point elite skills
and the kind of multi talented quarterback that is all
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the rage these days in the NFL, and a franchise
elevating force multiplier, all that stuff, dragging the Washington football
team to the final four of the NFL. Yes, I
said the final four. And so at the time von
Miller saw that vision and hindsight is easy. It is
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so easy. When one team stays healthy, right, relatively healthy,
and the other doesn't. It doesn't mean the evaluation at
the time was wrong because in the moment, that was
the right choice.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
It was the right choice.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
And oh, by the way, von Miller even has said that.
Von Miller has said that in twenty twenty five, he
said that he did not regret the decision to pick
the Washington football team, saying that he would have done
it ten times out of ten times. So that was
in twenty twenty five. Now this week, von Miller all
of a sudden like, oh no, no, hindsight, I shouldn't
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have done that. Yeah, So the original answer was the
proper answer, not the pathetic one n eighty degree flip flop.
Not that. It is the Ben Mahlor Show. We are
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we have the Queen of Hearts hashtag Queen of Hearts
with Lorraine, and so make sure to use that me.
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Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yes, so, Queen of Hearts with Loraina hashtag Queen of Hearts.
If you have a love question, relationship, any of that stuff,
or just you want to ask her whether to buy
a certain stock, you know she'll give you advice on that.
I wouldn't listen to it, but she'll give you advice.
Why not? So that'll be coming up later this hour
as well. Time now for the malor Riddle of the day.
And here's the malor riddle of the day. The entire
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NFL world supposedly speechless over a young fan who can
name every blank. Again, the entire NFL world supposedly just
completely speechless. They can believe it. They were slack jawed
over a young fan who can supposedly name every blank.
That is the malor riddle of the day. The answer,
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we'll get to it, and we will do it next.
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You can find her at the.
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NFL world was pretty much speechless because of a young
fan who can name every blank, every blank.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
That is the question. What is the answer.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Let's see what do we have here? Mallard prop guy
says Ben Mahler's big board of nicknames.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I see what you did there.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Every minor league baseball team from alf the Alien Olpiner,
the Manchester Chicken Tenders. That's not a bad looking hat,
although I don't know that that actually looks like a
chicken tender. I'm not sure that he sent a photo
of the hat. It looks like a monster, not a chicken.
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It's not a good look. And name of all, name
all of Antonio Chrobody's kids and their mothers.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Well that's good luck on that.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Come on, you might get some of the kids the
moms though, that's a late night drug tester.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
What else do we have? Keith said, can.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Name every one of their baby mamas, So the same
outcome there. Let's see that dude cheated, He got it right.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Bad job dad, dude.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Bad job. Michael and Tulsas says, can name every NFL announcer,
every TV announcers, sports cliches, inca terror revealing. Then he
can name every time Roger Goodell regretted allowing Deshaun Watson
into the league again from the incoman right there, every
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major controversy from Nate the Hammer, the pat Killer. That's
what he said. It's title thing there, every Super Bowl
the Vikings have won from Eke and Roseveld Minnesota. Rob
and Minnesota says he can name every person ripped off
by the Hawk, Tua Girl, Joe the ghost Hunter. Now,
(24:56):
I bet I met Ike, I met Rob the ghost Hunter.
I met a lot of these guys.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Shoe the ghost Hunter in Ohio.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
He checks in. And what did Joe say? Joe said,
can name every crap football player that went to the
garbage wedding in New York.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
See what else we have? I can't read that. I
can name all twenty two six and seventy five players
who have ever played in baseball from Mike the Leprechaun,
every player's favorite brand of toothpaste from filler Up Phil
Jimmy in Busco, Indiana, Sis he can name every plastic
surgeon that worked on Mickey Rourke. Yeah, every adult film
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cast from Steelers Nasty. All right. Christopher had something about
NFL cheerleaders.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
JT.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
The Wingman said every referees name. He can do that,
all right? Do you have an answer or rain the
Mallard riddle of day? The entire NFL world supposedly speechless
over this young fan who can name every blank.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
He can name all on eight unique Pokemon.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Okay, are there really that many Pokemon? Yes? That is incorrect. Yeah,
this young guy he can name every NFL team schedule
and wins and losses since nine.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
That's a while ago.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Loraine, that is a very special gift to have.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Is it a gift or is it a curse? Mm?
Speaker 6 (26:27):
Kind of like cowboy?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
How yes?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
All those dates a right? Exactly? A cowboy remembers every day.
Does that haunt you of his life?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
We're only supposed to remember the good things.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
I can't even remember. I was invited to an Angels
game on Saturday?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Oh you were?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
And did you?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
You didn't go?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
He texted me today like, hey, does this day work
for you? And I'm like, oh, we're going to a game.
He's like I texted you lest.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Ah, Okay, don't go to that.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, if you really want to know the angels are
kind of depressing, go to the Hollywood Forever Cemetery.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
That's more upless.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, it is really nice there. They have foundains. Yes,
they have angel games have found and remember it's safe,
the fans don't care about winning. Cheap hot dog, cheap food,
and a safe environment for the kids. And as Coop likes,
you can run around the basis on Sunday, not Saturday,
but on Sunday you can run.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
Do you have an angel's hat I can borrow?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, he was wearing it the other day the other day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you don't want to buy an angel's hat. By the
time they are ever good again, they'll have a new
logo and they're not going to have that logo. They'll
have some other logo. All right, Oh, let's see. Should
we just get to the game right now? Why don't
we get to the game another.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Ben Maller game.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
We've endored too many of these hazy too much or
not enough enough already, and we walk them in from Alabama.
We say hello to two percent chance we'd like to
alert or one of our Phillies. I've done liners for WWIC.
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That is the home. It's in Scottsboro, Alabama. You ever
heard of Scottsboro, Alabama? Two percent chance you ever heard
of that?
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Yes, sir, I am there.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
You go Northeast Lady Mustangs.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
By the way, it's in the copy says right there,
northeast and they have who else? Do they have? A
Chuck Oliver's College football Paul finebaumb Auburn Tigers. There's a
lot going on anyway. He didn't call about that. You
called to play the game?
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Yes, yes, yes, can you refresh me on the rules?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah? This game is the game that hollering James won
while sleeping.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Okay, I think I'll be all right done.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah. All the answers are either too much or not enough,
So it's really hard to screw this up. It has
been done. It has been done. It's hard to do.
We don't think you'll screw it up. Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (28:53):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
We'd like to learn all the affiliates down the line.
Two percent chance. I'm nervous. You think he'll do okay?
I think he's gonna have this out and remember what's
coming up after this two percent chance.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
What's coming up after this?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:12):
I don't know. Why would I know that?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I mean said it three times an hour, every hour.
I think maybe if you were listening.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
No, I just gotta work, man, I just gotta work, right, Guys.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Not listening, Lorraine, not a listener. He's a caller, not
a listener. There's different.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
You got the caller, you got the listen. The listener
knows what's coming up. The listener.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Categorize the two right now?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
This call two is a call chance, caller, not listener.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
All right, here we go. Question number one, Liam Hicks
of the Marlins. Apparently that's a person has twenty five
hits during his active seventeen game hitting streak. Is that
too much or not enough? Two percent? Answer?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Not enough?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Let's fight out. That is correct.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
You are right. He has twenty nine hits over his
last seventeen games. That's apparently good. So good for him,
very happy, Sure, his family's very happy. To Question two,
The Pirates outfielder Ryan O'Hearn just became only the third
Pittsburgh Pirate ever to have ten or more runs batted
in in a single game.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Oh? Not enough?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
All right's fight out.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Not too much.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
He is the only pirate ever.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
He did it last night for the Bucos against the
Atlanta Braves.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Ten runs bad and in pretty good. I could do better.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
I can do better.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Otani did that a couple of years ago. Question number three,
you're one in one. You got to get two more
right to win the game? Chance, how you're feeling right now?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
A little nervous because is a keep coming up baseball questions.
I might be in trouble.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
You're not really go to show because all the answers
are fifty to fifty, so you're not really. It's like
in school, you could always go you know, true, false
or right? I mean he's you're halfway there. Use some
deductive reasoning our question number three. Last season was the
fourteenth time in Kevin Durant's career that he has averaged
twenty six points or more for a season. Is that too.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Much or not enough?
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Too much? He did not?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
All right? He says too much. Let's find out. No,
you're wrong again. You're wrong again. The answer was not enough.
It was the sixteenth time. All right, time out, time out,
time out, time out? All right, Chance, let'shuddle up here,
all right, So things are not going well right now?
You got the first one, right, you've lost the last two.
You got to get these last two right. Okay, So
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you've got a couple options. You can go with your
gut and just keep going this way, or you whatever
you're thinking, go the opposite. All right, all right, here
we go, game on it, get back out in the court.
A question for there are only twenty players in NBA
history to have scored more career points than DeMar DeRozan.
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Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Just two percent?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Chance?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
He's in Alabama right now.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
You just got off work and he is not enough?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Are you sure about that?
Speaker 5 (32:36):
No? But I'm going with it.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Okay, So you're not confident and you have the option
to change, but you're going to go with that.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Oh, you're making me feel like I should change.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Do whatever you want. I'm just here doing a show.
I'm just here doing a show. That's it.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
What's your final answer?
Speaker 6 (32:53):
I say, stick to your loins?
Speaker 5 (32:56):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
What doesn't even mean too much? He said too much?
All right, that's right, all right. Only seventeen players have
scored more than to mart Rows. And so here we
like to have all the affiliates. It comes down of
this last question. For two percent chance you either win
or lose on this game. It's nail biton time. This
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is World Cup pressure, this is Super Bowl pressure. Here
we go. There are ten players in Major League Baseball
with twenty five or more home runs so far this season.
Two percent chance you will either win or lose the game.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
On this question? Is the answer? Too much or not enough?
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Not enough? Finally answer, ring it in.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
It's ringing an he said, I'm not gonna even ask him,
he said, final answer, ring it up. That's fight. Oh
you lost, You're a loser. Too much. They're only seven.
You're led by Kyle Schwarber, who had another home run
last night, thirty one home runs for Kyle swore bir
of fighting fills against the Cincinnati Reds. Well, the bad
news is you didn't win two percent chance. The good
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that's right. Price package valued at zero dollars and zero cents.
But it's really the thought that counts. It's really the
thought that counts. The Queen of Hearts. If you want
to call up eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox,
we got some guys on hold. I want to ask questions.
We want to send a question in hashtag Queen of
Hearts with Lorraine Up. We'll get to it.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
And we will do it.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Next.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
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exciting new.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
We have.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
She wants to talk to.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, milkman, Mike, Yes it is. There's some rumors that
Jay Scoop's going to enter the mal Palooza.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I think he will.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
I hope he will.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
He will should very talented individual.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Absolutely.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
I wonder if anyone's going to make a love song
for the Mallard Palooza.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Come on this crazy? That'd be so honey. I made
you a song.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
It's on the Ben Maller Show later on.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Please all right, let's get to the questions.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Please. Mike the Leprechaun writes in he says, what is
the preferred body part that the ladies like to have massage? Well?
That's isn't that changed by the lady.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
I think it depends on the day.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Are you going to speak for all women, Lorena.
Speaker 6 (36:49):
I'm going to say it depends on what they do
as well, Like if she's on her feet all day.
Maybe she'd like a foot massage. Maybe she has back
issues and a nice back massage.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
Sometimes, if you're a really good love maker, you can
incorporate massages into your schmoozing technique. You know what I'm saying.
Extra little rubby dubbie gets you more lovey lovey.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Okay, it's a family show.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
No, it's not all the kids are sleeping, not really,
not as this that we're in the safe harbor Lorain. Indeed, yes,
Doc Dan writes in for Minnesota, not a real doctor.
He says, why do almost all females like seafood? Good
point Dan, I've never met a woman that didn't enjoy
the seafood. I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (37:29):
I think it's because it's a delicacy and it's expensive
and we want to make you pay as much as possible.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Aha.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
There you go.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
And they do say oysters are an afrodisiac, So maybe
if they need a little extra help get uh.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Look at you. Okay, let's say hello to James in
Tacoma on the Queen of Hearts with Lorena. Hello, Jane, Hi, James. Hie.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
So my wife keeps yelling me because I forget the
flower in a posty for her.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
So I started sign up Pop saying reminding me the
lower seat says, she wants me to sit down twenty.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Four hours a day when I have to go to pee.
Oh bye bye, keep his seat down.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
You know I do you know what? No, no, no, I
got an answer for this guy. You know I had
been buy a urinal. Add a urinal to your bathroom.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
Always pee in the shower.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
You know.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
My cousin, one of my relatives in Phoenix, this older guy,
he bought a urinal for his home bathroom because his
wife used to complain about the toilet set.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Well, falling in a toilet is never fun, so try
and be a little more considerate. Also, she could look
before she goes in there.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Good point, great question, James, Thank you, all right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Legally blind Christopher is across the ocean there, say hello, Christopher,
I want to go across the ocean. What's up, Christopher?
Speaker 5 (38:46):
Oh, good morning. I just need to know, since I
had a failed US marriage, what are my opportunities here
in Europe? I need to know.
Speaker 6 (38:54):
Oh, oh my gosh. I would go to every fromagerie
that I possibly could. I would find someone who also
loves cheese.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
You know what I'm saying. Chateau or something chateau would
be good.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Go to a winery.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
UH, find people who like good good luck, keep us posted.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
More romantic over there.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
We're so yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
JT. The Wims says, uh, is the fact that I
worked in the adult film industry a deal breaker for
dating a preacher's daughter.
Speaker 6 (39:23):
She usually people who have preachers as parents like to
do things that are ye.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Favorite type of brought worst the traditional beer. I just
bought that today. I favor. Additional is that was Michael
and Tulsa Haerald onions all good Brock question. Yeah,