August 12, 2026 • 41 mins
Ben Maller talks about the CBS Sports boss saying there is "no timetable or final decision" on Tony Romo's future on NFL broadcasts, the Broncos saying they like Bo Nix, but they're not thinking about his contract extension, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and more!
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In our number three CIBIS Sports, the boss of CBS
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Sports says there is quote no timetable or final decision
on TOI Romo and his future on NFL broadcast. What
are we supposed to infer from this? Also, the Broncos
say they like bow Knicks their quarterback. However, they're not
thinking about his contract extension at this time. They can't
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sign him right now anyway. How do you translate those comments?
And the monk Man yet again not happy in the land.
How do you see Todd Munkin's gig with the Browns
playing out? As he snapped about a recent practice in Cleveland.
We'll talk about all of those things and more as
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our lead this hour, our lead story this hour from
tv Land. From TV Land got an update on the
status of the apparently boozing broadcaster. The boozing broadcaster, if
you have not heard, perhaps not, the former pitchman for
Corona Beer.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
He might have liked that product a little too much anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
A CBS Sports president someone named David Berson. I have
no idea who that is. If he wants to hire me,
I'll learn all about him. David Berson says there is
quote no timetable or final decision regarding Toe Me Roe Moe,
who remains on the nautilist in definite leave for Tony
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following his drive on the wild Side in Wisconsin. Now,
the guy running CBS Sports called it a quote evolving
situation that's corporate bull crap, and said SIBIS is still
assessing Tony Romo's predicament. All right, So that is a
good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question. Keep
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it simple. Cibis the president of their sports outfit, there
says there is quote no timetable or final decision on
Tony Romo's future on NFL broadcast. What are we supposed
to infer from this? So I've got Buffalo, Wild Wings,
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Roman Candle, and the Amazon, and we will combine all
of these things together. Every little thing we're going to
combine together, and we are going to have a frosty
mug of deliciousness. A frosty mug of deliciousness. Now, first
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of all, the way I read the room, and I'm
very rarely wrong about these things, the way I read
the room, there is a civil war going on at
CBS involving Tony Romo. You've got Team Romo. We love Tony.
He's great at the cocktail parties. Everyone makes a mistake.
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He's good. He's our guy. He'll be fine. Then you've
got Team Dump Romo. And that's the team saying he's overpaid,
he's lazy, he doesn't work hard, he's an embarrassment, he's
a drunk, he's a loser. So you have Team Romo
versus Team Dump Romo. And the Boss, David Berson is
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standing at the Mason Dixon line right now, waving a
white flag. He don't know what to do. You don't
know what to do. So when executives offer, when executives
offer corporate oatmeal, because that was that was just corporate oatmeal.
When you send that stuff out, he said, well, I
don't have a timetable and all no, the Mallard Dakota ring,
(07:03):
the Mallard Dakota ring says, the eject button has been activated.
The eject button has been activated. If Tony were any
more on the hot seat, okay, if you say any
more on the hot seat here, he would be sponsored
by Buffalo Wild Wings. It would be the Tony Roma
hot Seat brought to you by Buffalo Wild Wings. The
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biggest taell and you have to have the trained here.
The low information lister will not know if you have
a trained here. The biggest tell is when Berson didn't say,
it's not what he said. It's what he didn't say.
He did not say any kind of a public defense
of Tony Romo. There was none of that, just the
(07:45):
classic breakup line. Essentially, it's not you, it's well, it's
actually you. It's kind of what he said. So here's
where we are. If JJ Watt does well, if he
locks in like a Lego with Jim Nance right and
they click. Then Romo, it's easy to get rid of Rose.
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I don't think it's gonna happen right now. I think
they're gonna wait a little.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Bit and just kind of see how this plays out.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
And then you can say, well, we got what he's
good and Romo's contracts in Albatross and it's one of
the biggest pathetic contracts we've given out, like what are
we doing? So you know, CBS can also I guess
you could say guiver together a patchwork booth with JJ
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wat Di and't he can rotate other people in I remember,
you got to have the Swiss army knife, chewing gum
and a couple of paper clips, just like mcguiver back
in the day. And you're you're good, and they can
wait because there's free agency. You've got Greg Olsen's deal
with Fox is coming up. Troy Aikman's in his lame
duck season with ABC. So those guys will hit free
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agency the free agent bizarre, they'll be available, and then
twenty twenty seven you can reset hire Aikman or higher
whoever you are. One of these big name free agent
broadcasters can be yours if the price is right. So
it turns out that Romo's contract is more like a
broadcasting timeshare, and as soon as they signed it, they said,
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what the F did I do? I want out? This
is not right. Get me out of here all right now.
Secondly to the Mile High City, the Mile High City
we go where quarterback bone Nicks the boat show. He's
eligible for his first contract extension after the upcoming season,
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so not quite yet, after the season bow Nicks is eligible.
It is interesting to note that well, Denver cannot officially
sign and give him an extension until the new league
year begins in the spring of twenty twenty seven, so
I think it's March of twenty two, twenty seven. The
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Broncos big shot, the big kahuna there in Denver, who
runs the team day to day, This guy Greg Penner,
He's got that Walmart money, and so he said. The organization,
Sean wants bow Nick's long term, but they have not
done much in terms of planning to pay bow Nicks
(10:23):
at this point and no planning a stress though that
Denver is currently focused on the upcoming season. I'm sure they.
I'm sure they are. They're looking at the calendar, and
they're like, oh, look at the games we have to play.
So here's the question. And the Broncos say that they
really really like bow Knicks. However, they're not thinking about
(10:47):
his contract extension. So how do you translate these comments?
How do you translate these comments? So the word I
will use is level headed. I feel like this is
a level headed response. I don't buy the work about
to seize enough. If if you thought bow Knicks was
the reincarnation of John Elway, you would already say, I've
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got all the framework planned, I've got every detail. We
are ready, we have been planning for the last year
to sign bow Knicks to an extension. Whatever he wants
within the boundaries of the NFL bylaws will give bow Nicks.
We may even give him the Kawhi Leonard deal in
no show job. We might even do that. Why not? Right,
So here's my thing, And I always say this, and
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very rarely does it happen. Very rarely does it happen.
Be the adult in the room. Don't be the Cardinals
who got all horny and paid Kyler Murray who sucks.
Don't be that team. Don't be that team. Pal, don't
be that tape. Don't be the Chargers who pay Justin Herbert,
one of the great frauds in big games. Justin Herbert.
Don't be that team. Don't be that team. So make
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bow Knicks go out there and prove that he's actually
the man before you pay him like the man. Right,
You don't have to just back up the gold plated
dump truck because it's the popular thing to do. Because
so far, and I will be the voice in the
night of reason here that bo Nicks has not validated
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himself as a franchise pillar, not yet. Denver did not
reach the rarefied air of the Final four of the
NFL the AFC Championship Game because bo Nicks was Captain
Sully landing the plane. There he was in the cockpit
landing the plane in the Hudson. This was not Captain
Sully under controls. No, he was bow Nicks. He was
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sitting I looked it up. I looked at the flight log.
Bo Nicks was sitting in seat thirty three C.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
He was right there.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
He had a middle seat, broken armrest, broken armrest, and
he was next to the bathroom that was overflowing with feces.
That's where he was so and so far. It's a
small sample size, but bo Nicks has been a Roman
handle as a quarterback. Now what does that mean. It
means he's been spectacular for five seconds and then everybody
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goes ooh, you know, it's like whoa wait a minute,
and then it's smoke and there's darkness and somebody looking
for another match, trying to figure out what's going on
and all this. So what is my evidence? Now? He
last year was the twenty fifth ranked quarterback in the NFL.
That doesn't seem good to me. No, you're being mean, Mahler. Yeah,
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it doesn't seem good. I know. You know who his
statistical neighbors were last year in the NFL, Bonix to
a tongue of Iloa and Justin Fields. You know what
they both have in common. They were both fired from
the teams they played for last year. The team said
we saw you, we played you, You're done, Bye bye,
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see you later. A right, that's not exactly Madison Avenue
for quarterbacks. That's a strip mall somewhere in a bad
part of town with the check cashing store and a
vape shop and a couple of empty storefronts. That's the
shopping center we're talking about here. So again, Denver needs
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to see more and they can't send him now anyway.
So whether they want to sign them now or not,
it's not really an option. But even if they were
able to sign bow Nicks, I would say hold off
on that. Wait, make Nicks earn the franchise quarterback money
rather than paying them because everyone is afraid of fomo.
(14:32):
Oh the fomo we're gonna miss out on.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, yeah, the price tag might be higher tomorrow. Okay,
you know it's also higher tomorrow. The amount of revenue
the NFL makes also goes up.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
All right. Meanwhile, final thought to Cleveland, I gotta tell
you I'm hooked. I am not embarrassed to admit I'm
hooked on the monk Man. Brown's coach, Todd Monkin. Terrible coach.
We think, I do know it might be good. He's
never coached as a head coach. Just a good sound bite,
just doesn't seem to have all the normal filters. He's
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never visited sports cliche dot com. It would appear God
bless him. So if you didn't see Todd Munkin ripped
apart the Browns at practice now normally I said, well,
it's training camp. I don't really care. Why would I
even bring this up. However, his verbiage was so strong.
How strong was it? I feel like it's worthy of
a mention. So Todd Munkin was very upset. Said the
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practice was awful. They played awful football. It was sloppy.
He was very upset with the two minute offense the
Browns were running. Monkin admitted that he lost his temper.
Oh no, a football coach losing their temper. He says,
he got fired up. He got fired up. He was
angry with what he saw from the offense. Now, the
biggest concern was the he said, these are his phrases,
(15:55):
the execution of the little things, particularly during the human
a drill, which he said reflected directly on himself and
the coaching stef So this is always the game you
gotta play right. When half your offense would rather be
clicking on TikTok videos than actually doing their job, you
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can't just come out and say that.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
You have to say, well, you can rip them. He's oh,
and I I didn't coach them good?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You know I didn't. I didn't get it done. I
didn't I didn't coach them, it's a bad job by me.
So it's always how that's kind of gone right? And
so the question get to the point, please, how do
you see Todd Munkin's gig with the Cleveland Browns playing out?
Based on these latest developments? So I would advise you
(16:42):
to get ready for it's not a Hollywood blockbuster, it's
a Cleveland blockbuster. They don't have many of those. The Monkin' meltdown,
the Monkin' meltdown coming to a theater to you. So
Todd Munkin, who seemingly knew that he was applying and
then accepted the Cleveland Browns head coaching job, and you
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should know if you're coaching the Cleveland Browns, that awful
football is not some kind of a glitch. It's not
a glitch. It is the default setting. That is the
default setting for the team. It just is. Now Munkin
needs to borrow a page from the Rains. Embrace the suck.
If you're going to coach the Browns, embrace the suck.
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That's what you have to do. Cleveland. The last two years,
I believe they have a two point thirty five winning percentage.
They're eight and twenty six. The last two years, they
traded away the franchise star, the face of the franchise,
gave him away to the Rams.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Miles Garrett, so he was out of there.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
And there is a reason, there is a reason they
call that place the Factory of sadness. It's just that's perfect, right.
This is where bad football rolls off the assembly line.
It's like the Amazon. You know how Amazon has this
tremendous efficiency. It's like Amazon level efficiency for the Cleveland
Browns turnovers, quarterback confusion. You throw in also a couple
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of brain farts in there somewhere, and it's all packaged
and delivered to your doorstep every Sunday afternoon, sometimes on Thursday,
occasionally on Sunday night, and sometimes on Monday night. It's
all right there, right there to your door. Right. So
monking getting worked up over one lousy two minute drill
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at Browning's practice. Wait until the game counts. Wait until
the games count and they are piling up three and
outs and you know the same day shipping on the
three and outs on that right, they're just producing those
at record levels, record levels. Now, this is just a
movie trailer. Remember this is just a movie trailer. In Cleveland,
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and for the upcoming Cleveland blockbuster, the Monken Meltdown. The
Monk Meltdown rateed R for repeated incompetence. It's rated R.
It is the Ben Maler Show. If you'd like to
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Right up. That'll be coming up later in the hour
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time now though, for the Mallor Riddle of the day,
you can answer this on X at Ben Mahller.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
That's at Ben Maler. If you'd like to be part.
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A video of Jaw Morant when viral where the Trailblazers
guard showcased his two hundred and fifty thousand dollars blank. Again,
this is the riddle of the day. You can answer
this on X at Ben Maller. A video of Jahn
Morant recently went viral where the Trailblazers guard showcased his
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two hundred and fifty thousand dollars blank. That is the
mailor riddle of the day.
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The answer will get to it and we will.
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Do it.
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Asleep and the Queen of Hearts with Lorraina. We need
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you're making us send stuff in. We just want to listen.
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Want to send a question, that's why. But any relationship
related questions. Lorraine is an expert for many, many years,
she was the body double for Doctor Ruth back in
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she actually filled in on that show quite a bit.
Doctor Ruth has been dead for a while, but Lorraina
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very very impressive there. She dressed up as an old woman.
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It was odd may or may not be true.
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Yeah, I mean what is true? What is your definitive
definition of truth? Who knows? Anyway?
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So again Queen of Hearts with Loraina coming up later
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Hashtag Queen of Hearts, And back to it we go.
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Time for the mat Yes, thank you, Yes, I love
you too.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yes, all right, here's the malor in a radio listenership
way type thing. Time now for the mallor riddle of
the day. A video of John Morant has gone viral.
Where the Trailblazers guard showcase is two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars blank? All right? Miguel on Fire says, A
(22:52):
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars cod piece is the answer.
I did not know what a cod piece was up
until the great Late Frank Pollock may he rest in peace.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Who worked here and explained to me what a cod
piece was.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I had fish.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
No, No it's not you don't know what it is either.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Cool, you know what a cod piece is? Right?
Speaker 4 (23:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Maybe not?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Okay, well just google it knock yourself out.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, it goes back to medieval times. Femi in Minnesota says,
custom made gold plated gold painted condoms. Alf the Alien
Opiner says, a giant metal.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Cock is the answer. You know those things they put
outside to scare away the birds or whatever.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, very nice. Yeah, I love that that Alf is
including me in all these photos. It means a lot
to me that I'm getting I'm beginning to do all
these exciting things. His collection of bass Pro Shop hats
from the Late Night Drug Tester. What else do we have?
Jahn morant Ha showed off his matching diamond and crust
(24:00):
did earring, nipple ring, and blank ring. Okay, very nice?
What else do we have? Let's see a monster school
bus from Donkey's Sausage. His fifth hour staircase railing. Well,
thank you JT.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
You inspired me to remember a time that I fell
down some stairs, and you also inspired me to basically
run into a wall and break my glasses.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
So I thank you. Rebecca the ram fan, she cheated,
She got a right bad job by her. DJ spent
Patrick and san Diego said. A two hundred and thirty
thousand dollars bottle of whiskey cheers. His lawyer's bill from
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. His Beanie Baby collection from Doc
Dan in Minnesota. What else do we have here the
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number of Anthony's who called the show compared to the
actual number of Mike's or Michael's from Michael in.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Tulsa.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Who else do we have a collection of semi automatic
super soakers? Not playing to Austin. That's funny? All right,
Do you have an answer, Lorraine? To please? I need
an answer.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
I was gonna go with his collection of vintage bedazzlers
be dazzlers.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Is that correct? It turns out the video of John
Morant went viral where the Trailblazer's guard showcase a two
hundred fifty thousand dollars grill grill diamond encrusted. I was
so Morant makes forty two point one million dollars a year.
(25:30):
That's his salary. Must be tough. So I guess two
d fifty thousands not that much. It's you can buy
an extra house and rent it out and you know help,
you know, seven generations down the line have some good wealth.
But what do we know? All right, very nice, Let's
say hello to butter Finger in Texas. Hello, butter Finger, welcome.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Hey Ben all right man, a long time man, and
well thank you for your opinion. The opinion on the
Texas Ranger this year. Are they gonna beat the Astros
or what do you think?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Well, I believe the Texas Rangers are the definition of average.
Like they're not as you know that this is not
a good team, the Texas Rangers.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
They are not, however, because it's all.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Much like real estate Butterfinger, right, you know how like
the real estate business, it's all about if you're near
the ocean, you could have the same house near the
ocean and the same house in just in a regular street,
and it's you know, the price goes up. We all
need the Rangers to finish ahead of the Astros. We
all need that. We want that to happen. But this
is not one of the all time great Pennant races.
(26:39):
This is a race of futility, is what it is. Right.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
All you have to do is be a five.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Hundred team and you're gonna likely win the American League West.
How pathetic is that?
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Yeah, man, I think we're about the same age. I
was at the game with Nolan, Ryan and Ventura.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh you were you were? Were you really at that game?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
On the second Yes, sir, I was sitting on the
second row behind the venture from house and we were
giving Ozziega in Hell all game and uh Melan Ryan
beat the crap out of uh Sventura in the next pitch.
He picked him off first place. So it was a
great day in Arlington. I used to work out there
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at the stadium also, and I did.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Did you ever go to that amusement park out there?
They had the water park?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Sixth flag yet there. I grew up there.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah. I always thought it was cool because I'd watched
the Rangers games on TV and they'd always when they
played day games, they'd always have b roll or shots
of the kids on the slides out there at the
water park. That's kind of cool, that's pretty Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
I went wild out there. They didn't play many day
games back in the day.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
No, they didn't because it was ridiculously hot, but every
once in a while hot. Yeah, And there was a
if you're around my age, you know there was a
perfect game thrown against the Rangers the last game of
the year, Mike Witt of the California Angels. Around that
period of time, there's a random old guy.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Don't wait, don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
No, of course. Now, there's so many great moments in
Ranger history. You can't remember that.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Come on now, hey hey hey we won a World Series.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Holy Holy o to B McDowell, Hey, what happened to that?
What happened to the stadium they played that that had
the they played for like twenty years and they it
should still be playing there.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Yeah, it's still it's rotten. Next door the ballpark.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
In Arlan, Yeah yeah, the ballparking Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
They played they play that that other football in it
and uh soccer. It's a terrible place. No, no, the
whatever the off league is in the NFL, what's in
the NFL or whatever it is?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
They changed the names all the time. I got you?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Oh so they still so they still use it I
got you, Okay, I got you. I will leave it there.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Thank you, appreciate that, Butterfinger. Will we get a call
from Baby Rooth? Can I get a call from Baby
Ruths real quick? Andrea wants to ask. She's got some
insider information. Were trying to figure out if there's some
kind of cosmic event and then we'll have too much
of that enough. Hello Andrea, welcome, Hello Ben. Are you
is there something we need to know about here?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Because there's been a lot of wacky stuff happening.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
Yeah, I mean, so there was just a power outage
a few moments ago here in Berkeley. But I called
back and here I am, and we got a new
moon solar eclipse.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Aha, there you go.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
Aha, nice day, August twelfth, happening at eight twenty seven am.
So new moon solar eclipse in Leo. We have a
perseoid meter shower at the same time, and a rare
shix planet alignment of Jupiter, Mercury, Mars. Shatter your honest
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and niptune.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
So when we say when we say, hey, the planets
will all line up, the planets are lining up, The
plant ants are lining up. A cosmics, a magical cosmic. Then,
I mean, no, I know wild the conspiracies are going on,
but it is just going to be a beautiful thing,
A beautiful.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
Thing, yes, And I purposely take that day. I'm supposed
to get my MRI results tomorrow. Oh I hope that's
in good mojo.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
All right, it's all sends some good vibes to Andrea.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
We need good news, good news. We're we're sending that
out into the into the the sky for you, Andrea,
and we're pulling for you.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Hopefully everything's good for you, Art, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
The great Andrea there, Yes, all right, yes, I'm rested,
ivergoing service. Here we go, game choub game show, game
choub game chump game shows get joub.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Bed teler game.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
We've endured too many of these hazy, too much or
not enough enough already all right, in honor of Butterfinger,
who just called up by the way, Stevie mean Paul says,
what kind of two hundred fifty thousand dollars grill? Are
we talking about? Barbecue grill?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:58):
The kind of cook your meat?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
One. I don't think you could come up with five
things that are a bigger waste of money than a
two ter fIF two thousand dollars, girl, I don't think
you could. Let's welcome in from Viva Lost Wages, Nevada.
We say hello to John. Hello, John, Hello there man.
(31:22):
What's going on? John? Everything good in Vegas today? You
gotta love it? You gotta love it.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
Did you know, Ben?
Speaker 5 (31:28):
If you line up all the planets side by side,
sty'll fit inside the space between the Moon and the Earth.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (31:40):
You believe that.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I'm sure I'll believe anything. At this point. I don't
really care. Yeah, is that true? You're making that up?
You make that true? How do you know that? How
would anyone know that? You know?
Speaker 8 (31:51):
Well, so it's on the map.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I use Mallardy, I use Mallard, maths, I use malth.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
All Back to they would they sit between.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
The moon and are you a space guy?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (32:05):
Oh I'm in space right now? Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Okay, self medicating, Here we go. Question number one for
our friend John's feeling no pain. Jackson Surio of the
brew Crew is one home run away from being the
sixth player with at least sixty homers, fifty steals, and
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two hundred runs batted in before his twenty third birthday.
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
That's too much?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Let's find out that is correct. You gotta get three right
to win. You've got one right here. He's only the
fourth player to do it, joining Orlando Sepeida, Caesar Sedanio,
and Andrew Jones.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
Question number two. Over the weekend, the Brewers Jacob mizraoskis
All Brewers, All the Time, struck out at least nine
batters while walking one or less for the seventh time
this season.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Is that too much or not enough for them.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Is too much? Not enough?
Speaker 9 (33:08):
That is.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Too much? All right? It's fine?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Oh wait what not enough?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
What's your final answer? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (33:18):
One, not enough.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Let's find out.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
There you go, it was chicking. It was only the nighttime.
It was the nighttime. He's done that. Only Spencer Strider
Dwight Gooden had more such games before turning twenty five.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
You're doing very good, doctor k All right, here we go.
Question number three.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Since joining the Phillies in two thousand and two, Kyle
Schwarber has had twenty five games with multiple home runs.
Is that too much or not enough? That is true? Well,
that's not.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
See that's not an option. True is not a lot.
It's either too much not enough. Se that's the bit.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
So it wouldn't be equal.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Then it couldn't be.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Right too much not enough?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
It is never equal?
Speaker 5 (34:10):
My okay, it's so twenty five what.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Home run?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
By the way, I don't think.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
You joined the Phillies in twenty oh two.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Enough not enough, not enough?
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Not enough?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Two? Yeah? Yeah, what you say? Not enough?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
All right?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Let's find out.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
All right, look at that, you're smoking the good stuff
you gave already won the game. Not enough? It was
his twenty ninth multiple home run game. Only MLB player
with more in the first five seasons with the team
was Ralph Yes, Ralph Kinder for the Powers.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
All here we go, keep going. You won, but we'll
keep going. Question four.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Miles Garrett led the NFL last season with sixty quarterback pressures?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
That's too much? Sure about that?
Speaker 9 (34:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
What do you think? Do you think too much? All right?
All right, all right, right again, you're upsetting Lorraina too much?
He was fifty He had fifty three. Zach Allen the
only other player with fifty more. Question five, Boy, we
don't have to name the game after you. Harrison Harrison
Smith to your shot at you, Lorena. Harrison Smith has
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the most career interceptions among active players, with thirty five.
Is that too much or not enough to run the board?
Speaker 8 (35:26):
Running board?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Let's go with.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
He said, Harrison Smith.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Thirty five? Yeah, not enough? No, too much, not enough,
not enough? Which one is it gonna? I mean, pick
your mate?
Speaker 8 (35:39):
What do you not enough?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Alright's find out, Well, you've just run the board.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
A very rare occurrence. Too much or not enough? You
gotta go all the day times too. Congratulations John in Vegas,
you are one. Both Golden Tickets will name the game
after you next week. Thank you, good, good job by you.
Speaker 8 (36:02):
Ube.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
All right, all in that very good go away. We
are going to have the Queen of Hearts with Laraea
and that. If you want to send a question hashtag
Queen of Hearts that is next.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
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To you hot.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
Promises, love caring, It's true, love can find anyone. I
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and I just want everyone to know it's okay to
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event about your partner.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Okay's healthy? All right, I don't none of my business.
I don't know what. I don't know what happened, But.
Speaker 7 (37:59):
You know what it's not healthy is calling a restaurant
that you know your husband is that and yelling he's
a jeter.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Whoa wait a minute, not do that.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
Wow, that's bad, sounds toxic to do.
Speaker 9 (38:14):
Not do that.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
I'd have to have a conversation off the air on
that one. Okay, that sounds like a good story. But
we have some questions here, and malor prop guy starts out,
sit says Lorena. Since you are such a Disney fan,
which Disney couple needs your advice most? Donald and Daisy?
What advice would you give them if you saw them
this weekend? Oh?
Speaker 7 (38:36):
Oh my gosh. I feel like Donald is such a
loving partner. Maybe just work on his temper a little bit,
make sure that he doesn't put his anger where it
doesn't need to be misplaced anger is no good.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I got you, all right, misplaced anger? He has a temper,
you know, I understand, all right. I wanted to find
saw my phone. This is an email one, so I.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Gotta go page Dan. Let me give you a one
JT the Wiman.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
First, he says, when in the relationship, is it safe
to admit your sock monkey fetish? That's a great question.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
A lot of people have this fetish. They love sock monkeys.
Speaker 7 (39:12):
Interesting is that what you call it? The sock that
you prefer to use when you're getting dressed.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Is that what you meet?
Speaker 7 (39:20):
Because if you have a collection of those type of
sock monkeys, ah, I might seek a therapist.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
You think, So, yeah, okay, I got you. What else
do we have here? Shanon and Moyne says Loreina. Do
you ever use an accent to turn on or off
a guy or girl that you meet?
Speaker 7 (39:40):
No, not normally. Sometimes I'll just do accents for fun,
just out of nowhere, because I'm a weirdo. But no,
not to purposely appeal to someone.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
No, you would not go down that road. I understand.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Uh, we got Michael and Tulsa writes and says, if
you had.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
All the money in the world. Where would you take
your significant other to a fireworks show? Very specific a
fireworks show around Oh my.
Speaker 7 (40:04):
Gosh, I watched one of those, you know when New
Year's happens and they do the fireworks show all around
the world.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
They're so cool.
Speaker 7 (40:12):
I would like to go to like I think, like
Shanghai had a.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Really cool one Shanghai Action.
Speaker 7 (40:18):
Yeah, I think that'd be really nifty.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
All right, Doc Dan writes in Queen of Hearts, Will
the Raina says, the wife and I are going to
be in southern California for a week and she wants
to visit Disneyland for a day. What are the must
see things there to do or things to eat?
Speaker 7 (40:34):
Ooh, I would definitely have anything with Bidia in it.
Their vidia grilled cheese sandwich is.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
So it's the wrong answer. The corn Dog is the answer.
That's the corn Dog.
Speaker 7 (40:44):
Yes, oh my gosh, I love it.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
It's on Main Street. The corn Dog's the place to go.
Speaker 7 (40:48):
Last time I had when my cousin got sick afterwards, and.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
He does thirty dollars Disney Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 7 (40:52):
Pretzel hmm, and a Chiro to top that off.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 7 (40:57):
You really can't go wrong with the food though, I
just go to eat all day.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Well, the only thing is the price is the bit
of a profit is now.
Speaker 7 (41:03):
Don't look at the prices.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Don't look at our right, don't
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are we supposed to infer from this? Also, the Broncos
say they like bow Knicks their quarterback. However, they're not
thinking about his contract extension at this time. They can't
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sign him right now anyway. How do you translate those comments?
And the monk Man yet again not happy in the land.
How do you see Todd Munkin's gig with the Browns
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have this our riddle of the day, too much or
not enough and the of hearts with Lorena. So that's ahead. Meanwhile,
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our lead this hour, our lead story this hour from
tv Land. From TV Land got an update on the
status of the apparently boozing broadcaster. The boozing broadcaster, if
you have not heard, perhaps not, the former pitchman for
Corona Beer.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
He might have liked that product a little too much anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
A CBS Sports president someone named David Berson. I have
no idea who that is. If he wants to hire me,
I'll learn all about him. David Berson says there is
quote no timetable or final decision regarding Toe Me Roe Moe,
who remains on the nautilist in definite leave for Tony
(04:51):
following his drive on the wild Side in Wisconsin. Now,
the guy running CBS Sports called it a quote evolving
situation that's corporate bull crap, and said SIBIS is still
assessing Tony Romo's predicament. All right, So that is a
good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question. Keep
(05:14):
it simple. Cibis the president of their sports outfit, there
says there is quote no timetable or final decision on
Tony Romo's future on NFL broadcast. What are we supposed
to infer from this? So I've got Buffalo, Wild Wings,
(05:36):
Roman Candle, and the Amazon, and we will combine all
of these things together. Every little thing we're going to
combine together, and we are going to have a frosty
mug of deliciousness. A frosty mug of deliciousness. Now, first
(05:56):
of all, the way I read the room, and I'm
very rarely wrong about these things, the way I read
the room, there is a civil war going on at
CBS involving Tony Romo. You've got Team Romo. We love Tony.
He's great at the cocktail parties. Everyone makes a mistake.
(06:18):
He's good. He's our guy. He'll be fine. Then you've
got Team Dump Romo. And that's the team saying he's overpaid,
he's lazy, he doesn't work hard, he's an embarrassment, he's
a drunk, he's a loser. So you have Team Romo
versus Team Dump Romo. And the Boss, David Berson is
(06:41):
standing at the Mason Dixon line right now, waving a
white flag. He don't know what to do. You don't
know what to do. So when executives offer, when executives
offer corporate oatmeal, because that was that was just corporate oatmeal.
When you send that stuff out, he said, well, I
don't have a timetable and all no, the Mallard Dakota ring,
(07:03):
the Mallard Dakota ring says, the eject button has been activated.
The eject button has been activated. If Tony were any
more on the hot seat, okay, if you say any
more on the hot seat here, he would be sponsored
by Buffalo Wild Wings. It would be the Tony Roma
hot Seat brought to you by Buffalo Wild Wings. The
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biggest taell and you have to have the trained here.
The low information lister will not know if you have
a trained here. The biggest tell is when Berson didn't say,
it's not what he said. It's what he didn't say.
He did not say any kind of a public defense
of Tony Romo. There was none of that, just the
(07:45):
classic breakup line. Essentially, it's not you, it's well, it's
actually you. It's kind of what he said. So here's
where we are. If JJ Watt does well, if he
locks in like a Lego with Jim Nance right and
they click. Then Romo, it's easy to get rid of Rose.
(08:10):
I don't think it's gonna happen right now. I think
they're gonna wait a little.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Bit and just kind of see how this plays out.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
And then you can say, well, we got what he's
good and Romo's contracts in Albatross and it's one of
the biggest pathetic contracts we've given out, like what are
we doing? So you know, CBS can also I guess
you could say guiver together a patchwork booth with JJ
(08:34):
wat Di and't he can rotate other people in I remember,
you got to have the Swiss army knife, chewing gum
and a couple of paper clips, just like mcguiver back
in the day. And you're you're good, and they can
wait because there's free agency. You've got Greg Olsen's deal
with Fox is coming up. Troy Aikman's in his lame
duck season with ABC. So those guys will hit free
(08:55):
agency the free agent bizarre, they'll be available, and then
twenty twenty seven you can reset hire Aikman or higher
whoever you are. One of these big name free agent
broadcasters can be yours if the price is right. So
it turns out that Romo's contract is more like a
broadcasting timeshare, and as soon as they signed it, they said,
(09:19):
what the F did I do? I want out? This
is not right. Get me out of here all right now.
Secondly to the Mile High City, the Mile High City
we go where quarterback bone Nicks the boat show. He's
eligible for his first contract extension after the upcoming season,
(09:39):
so not quite yet, after the season bow Nicks is eligible.
It is interesting to note that well, Denver cannot officially
sign and give him an extension until the new league
year begins in the spring of twenty twenty seven, so
I think it's March of twenty two, twenty seven. The
(10:01):
Broncos big shot, the big kahuna there in Denver, who
runs the team day to day, This guy Greg Penner,
He's got that Walmart money, and so he said. The organization,
Sean wants bow Nick's long term, but they have not
done much in terms of planning to pay bow Nicks
(10:23):
at this point and no planning a stress though that
Denver is currently focused on the upcoming season. I'm sure they.
I'm sure they are. They're looking at the calendar, and
they're like, oh, look at the games we have to play.
So here's the question. And the Broncos say that they
really really like bow Knicks. However, they're not thinking about
(10:47):
his contract extension. So how do you translate these comments?
How do you translate these comments? So the word I
will use is level headed. I feel like this is
a level headed response. I don't buy the work about
to seize enough. If if you thought bow Knicks was
the reincarnation of John Elway, you would already say, I've
(11:07):
got all the framework planned, I've got every detail. We
are ready, we have been planning for the last year
to sign bow Knicks to an extension. Whatever he wants
within the boundaries of the NFL bylaws will give bow Nicks.
We may even give him the Kawhi Leonard deal in
no show job. We might even do that. Why not? Right,
So here's my thing, And I always say this, and
(11:27):
very rarely does it happen. Very rarely does it happen.
Be the adult in the room. Don't be the Cardinals
who got all horny and paid Kyler Murray who sucks.
Don't be that team. Don't be that team. Pal, don't
be that tape. Don't be the Chargers who pay Justin Herbert,
one of the great frauds in big games. Justin Herbert.
Don't be that team. Don't be that team. So make
(11:50):
bow Knicks go out there and prove that he's actually
the man before you pay him like the man. Right,
You don't have to just back up the gold plated
dump truck because it's the popular thing to do. Because
so far, and I will be the voice in the
night of reason here that bo Nicks has not validated
(12:13):
himself as a franchise pillar, not yet. Denver did not
reach the rarefied air of the Final four of the
NFL the AFC Championship Game because bo Nicks was Captain
Sully landing the plane. There he was in the cockpit
landing the plane in the Hudson. This was not Captain
Sully under controls. No, he was bow Nicks. He was
(12:36):
sitting I looked it up. I looked at the flight log.
Bo Nicks was sitting in seat thirty three C.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
He was right there.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
He had a middle seat, broken armrest, broken armrest, and
he was next to the bathroom that was overflowing with feces.
That's where he was so and so far. It's a
small sample size, but bo Nicks has been a Roman
handle as a quarterback. Now what does that mean. It
means he's been spectacular for five seconds and then everybody
(13:10):
goes ooh, you know, it's like whoa wait a minute,
and then it's smoke and there's darkness and somebody looking
for another match, trying to figure out what's going on
and all this. So what is my evidence? Now? He
last year was the twenty fifth ranked quarterback in the NFL.
That doesn't seem good to me. No, you're being mean, Mahler. Yeah,
(13:30):
it doesn't seem good. I know. You know who his
statistical neighbors were last year in the NFL, Bonix to
a tongue of Iloa and Justin Fields. You know what
they both have in common. They were both fired from
the teams they played for last year. The team said
we saw you, we played you, You're done, Bye bye,
(13:51):
see you later. A right, that's not exactly Madison Avenue
for quarterbacks. That's a strip mall somewhere in a bad
part of town with the check cashing store and a
vape shop and a couple of empty storefronts. That's the
shopping center we're talking about here. So again, Denver needs
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to see more and they can't send him now anyway.
So whether they want to sign them now or not,
it's not really an option. But even if they were
able to sign bow Nicks, I would say hold off
on that. Wait, make Nicks earn the franchise quarterback money
rather than paying them because everyone is afraid of fomo.
(14:32):
Oh the fomo we're gonna miss out on.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, yeah, the price tag might be higher tomorrow. Okay,
you know it's also higher tomorrow. The amount of revenue
the NFL makes also goes up.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
All right. Meanwhile, final thought to Cleveland, I gotta tell
you I'm hooked. I am not embarrassed to admit I'm
hooked on the monk Man. Brown's coach, Todd Monkin. Terrible coach.
We think, I do know it might be good. He's
never coached as a head coach. Just a good sound bite,
just doesn't seem to have all the normal filters. He's
(15:07):
never visited sports cliche dot com. It would appear God
bless him. So if you didn't see Todd Munkin ripped
apart the Browns at practice now normally I said, well,
it's training camp. I don't really care. Why would I
even bring this up. However, his verbiage was so strong.
How strong was it? I feel like it's worthy of
a mention. So Todd Munkin was very upset. Said the
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practice was awful. They played awful football. It was sloppy.
He was very upset with the two minute offense the
Browns were running. Monkin admitted that he lost his temper.
Oh no, a football coach losing their temper. He says,
he got fired up. He got fired up. He was
angry with what he saw from the offense. Now, the
biggest concern was the he said, these are his phrases,
(15:55):
the execution of the little things, particularly during the human
a drill, which he said reflected directly on himself and
the coaching stef So this is always the game you
gotta play right. When half your offense would rather be
clicking on TikTok videos than actually doing their job, you
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can't just come out and say that.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
You have to say, well, you can rip them. He's oh,
and I I didn't coach them good?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You know I didn't. I didn't get it done. I
didn't I didn't coach them, it's a bad job by me.
So it's always how that's kind of gone right? And
so the question get to the point, please, how do
you see Todd Munkin's gig with the Cleveland Browns playing out?
Based on these latest developments? So I would advise you
(16:42):
to get ready for it's not a Hollywood blockbuster, it's
a Cleveland blockbuster. They don't have many of those. The Monkin' meltdown,
the Monkin' meltdown coming to a theater to you. So
Todd Munkin, who seemingly knew that he was applying and
then accepted the Cleveland Browns head coaching job, and you
(17:03):
should know if you're coaching the Cleveland Browns, that awful
football is not some kind of a glitch. It's not
a glitch. It is the default setting. That is the
default setting for the team. It just is. Now Munkin
needs to borrow a page from the Rains. Embrace the suck.
If you're going to coach the Browns, embrace the suck.
(17:27):
That's what you have to do. Cleveland. The last two years,
I believe they have a two point thirty five winning percentage.
They're eight and twenty six. The last two years, they
traded away the franchise star, the face of the franchise,
gave him away to the Rams.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Miles Garrett, so he was out of there.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
And there is a reason, there is a reason they
call that place the Factory of sadness. It's just that's perfect, right.
This is where bad football rolls off the assembly line.
It's like the Amazon. You know how Amazon has this
tremendous efficiency. It's like Amazon level efficiency for the Cleveland
Browns turnovers, quarterback confusion. You throw in also a couple
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of brain farts in there somewhere, and it's all packaged
and delivered to your doorstep every Sunday afternoon, sometimes on Thursday,
occasionally on Sunday night, and sometimes on Monday night. It's
all right there, right there to your door. Right. So
monking getting worked up over one lousy two minute drill
(18:34):
at Browning's practice. Wait until the game counts. Wait until
the games count and they are piling up three and
outs and you know the same day shipping on the
three and outs on that right, they're just producing those
at record levels, record levels. Now, this is just a
movie trailer. Remember this is just a movie trailer. In Cleveland,
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and for the upcoming Cleveland blockbuster, the Monken Meltdown. The
Monk Meltdown rateed R for repeated incompetence. It's rated R.
It is the Ben Maler Show. If you'd like to
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Right up. That'll be coming up later in the hour
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That's at Ben Maler. If you'd like to be part.
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A video of Jaw Morant when viral where the Trailblazers
guard showcased his two hundred and fifty thousand dollars blank. Again,
this is the riddle of the day. You can answer
this on X at Ben Maller. A video of Jahn
Morant recently went viral where the Trailblazers guard showcased his
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two hundred and fifty thousand dollars blank. That is the
mailor riddle of the day.
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dancing and dining pleasure. We will have too much or
not enough also the Queen of Hearts, I need contestant
for too much or not enough, so give us a
buzz right now eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. Otherwise,
we got a bunch of calls here. We'll take those.
(21:29):
If you want to play the game, call right now
too much or not enough eight seven seven ninety nine
on Fox, Very easy, hollering. James won this game Fast
Asleep and the Queen of Hearts with Lorraina. We need
some questions for that. I know it's interactive. Come on, man,
you're making us send stuff in. We just want to listen.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Okay, Well, if you don't.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Want to send a question, that's why. But any relationship
related questions. Lorraine is an expert for many, many years,
she was the body double for Doctor Ruth back in
the day. A lot of people don't know that, but
she actually filled in on that show quite a bit.
Doctor Ruth has been dead for a while, but Lorraina
helped out back in her younger days, so it was
(22:08):
very very impressive there. She dressed up as an old woman.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
It was odd may or may not be true.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, I mean what is true? What is your definitive
definition of truth? Who knows? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
So again Queen of Hearts with Loraina coming up later
this our.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Hashtag Queen of Hearts, And back to it we go.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Time for the mat Yes, thank you, Yes, I love
you too.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yes, all right, here's the malor in a radio listenership
way type thing. Time now for the mallor riddle of
the day. A video of John Morant has gone viral.
Where the Trailblazers guard showcase is two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars blank? All right? Miguel on Fire says, A
(22:52):
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars cod piece is the answer.
I did not know what a cod piece was up
until the great Late Frank Pollock may he rest in peace.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Who worked here and explained to me what a cod
piece was.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I had fish.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
No, No it's not you don't know what it is either.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Cool, you know what a cod piece is? Right?
Speaker 4 (23:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Maybe not?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Okay, well just google it knock yourself out.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, it goes back to medieval times. Femi in Minnesota says,
custom made gold plated gold painted condoms. Alf the Alien
Opiner says, a giant metal.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Cock is the answer. You know those things they put
outside to scare away the birds or whatever.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, very nice. Yeah, I love that that Alf is
including me in all these photos. It means a lot
to me that I'm getting I'm beginning to do all
these exciting things. His collection of bass Pro Shop hats
from the Late Night Drug Tester. What else do we have?
Jahn morant Ha showed off his matching diamond and crust
(24:00):
did earring, nipple ring, and blank ring. Okay, very nice?
What else do we have? Let's see a monster school
bus from Donkey's Sausage. His fifth hour staircase railing. Well,
thank you JT.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
You inspired me to remember a time that I fell
down some stairs, and you also inspired me to basically
run into a wall and break my glasses.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
So I thank you. Rebecca the ram fan, she cheated,
She got a right bad job by her. DJ spent
Patrick and san Diego said. A two hundred and thirty
thousand dollars bottle of whiskey cheers. His lawyer's bill from
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. His Beanie Baby collection from Doc
Dan in Minnesota. What else do we have here the
(24:46):
number of Anthony's who called the show compared to the
actual number of Mike's or Michael's from Michael in.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Tulsa.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Who else do we have a collection of semi automatic
super soakers? Not playing to Austin. That's funny? All right,
Do you have an answer, Lorraine? To please? I need
an answer.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
I was gonna go with his collection of vintage bedazzlers
be dazzlers.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Is that correct? It turns out the video of John
Morant went viral where the Trailblazer's guard showcase a two
hundred fifty thousand dollars grill grill diamond encrusted. I was
so Morant makes forty two point one million dollars a year.
(25:30):
That's his salary. Must be tough. So I guess two
d fifty thousands not that much. It's you can buy
an extra house and rent it out and you know help,
you know, seven generations down the line have some good wealth.
But what do we know? All right, very nice, Let's
say hello to butter Finger in Texas. Hello, butter Finger, welcome.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Hey Ben all right man, a long time man, and
well thank you for your opinion. The opinion on the
Texas Ranger this year. Are they gonna beat the Astros
or what do you think?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Well, I believe the Texas Rangers are the definition of average.
Like they're not as you know that this is not
a good team, the Texas Rangers.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
They are not, however, because it's all.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Much like real estate Butterfinger, right, you know how like
the real estate business, it's all about if you're near
the ocean, you could have the same house near the
ocean and the same house in just in a regular street,
and it's you know, the price goes up. We all
need the Rangers to finish ahead of the Astros. We
all need that. We want that to happen. But this
is not one of the all time great Pennant races.
(26:39):
This is a race of futility, is what it is. Right.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
All you have to do is be a five.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Hundred team and you're gonna likely win the American League West.
How pathetic is that?
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Yeah, man, I think we're about the same age. I
was at the game with Nolan, Ryan and Ventura.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh you were you were? Were you really at that game?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
On the second Yes, sir, I was sitting on the
second row behind the venture from house and we were
giving Ozziega in Hell all game and uh Melan Ryan
beat the crap out of uh Sventura in the next pitch.
He picked him off first place. So it was a
great day in Arlington. I used to work out there
(27:24):
at the stadium also, and I did.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Did you ever go to that amusement park out there?
They had the water park?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Sixth flag yet there. I grew up there.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah. I always thought it was cool because I'd watched
the Rangers games on TV and they'd always when they
played day games, they'd always have b roll or shots
of the kids on the slides out there at the
water park. That's kind of cool, that's pretty Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
I went wild out there. They didn't play many day
games back in the day.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
No, they didn't because it was ridiculously hot, but every
once in a while hot. Yeah, And there was a
if you're around my age, you know there was a
perfect game thrown against the Rangers the last game of
the year, Mike Witt of the California Angels. Around that
period of time, there's a random old guy.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Don't wait, don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
No, of course. Now, there's so many great moments in
Ranger history. You can't remember that.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Come on now, hey hey hey we won a World Series.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Holy Holy o to B McDowell, Hey, what happened to that?
What happened to the stadium they played that that had
the they played for like twenty years and they it
should still be playing there.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Yeah, it's still it's rotten. Next door the ballpark.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
In Arlan, Yeah yeah, the ballparking Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
They played they play that that other football in it
and uh soccer. It's a terrible place. No, no, the
whatever the off league is in the NFL, what's in
the NFL or whatever it is?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
They changed the names all the time. I got you?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Oh so they still so they still use it I
got you, Okay, I got you. I will leave it there.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Thank you, appreciate that, Butterfinger. Will we get a call
from Baby Rooth? Can I get a call from Baby
Ruths real quick? Andrea wants to ask. She's got some
insider information. Were trying to figure out if there's some
kind of cosmic event and then we'll have too much
of that enough. Hello Andrea, welcome, Hello Ben. Are you
is there something we need to know about here?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Because there's been a lot of wacky stuff happening.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
Yeah, I mean, so there was just a power outage
a few moments ago here in Berkeley. But I called
back and here I am, and we got a new
moon solar eclipse.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Aha, there you go.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
Aha, nice day, August twelfth, happening at eight twenty seven am.
So new moon solar eclipse in Leo. We have a
perseoid meter shower at the same time, and a rare
shix planet alignment of Jupiter, Mercury, Mars. Shatter your honest
(29:52):
and niptune.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
So when we say when we say, hey, the planets
will all line up, the planets are lining up, The
plant ants are lining up. A cosmics, a magical cosmic. Then,
I mean, no, I know wild the conspiracies are going on,
but it is just going to be a beautiful thing,
A beautiful.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
Thing, yes, And I purposely take that day. I'm supposed
to get my MRI results tomorrow. Oh I hope that's
in good mojo.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
All right, it's all sends some good vibes to Andrea.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
We need good news, good news. We're we're sending that
out into the into the the sky for you, Andrea,
and we're pulling for you.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Hopefully everything's good for you, Art, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
The great Andrea there, Yes, all right, yes, I'm rested,
ivergoing service. Here we go, game choub game show, game
choub game chump game shows get joub.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Bed teler game.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
We've endured too many of these hazy, too much or
not enough enough already all right, in honor of Butterfinger,
who just called up by the way, Stevie mean Paul says,
what kind of two hundred fifty thousand dollars grill? Are
we talking about? Barbecue grill?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:58):
The kind of cook your meat?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
One. I don't think you could come up with five
things that are a bigger waste of money than a
two ter fIF two thousand dollars, girl, I don't think
you could. Let's welcome in from Viva Lost Wages, Nevada.
We say hello to John. Hello, John, Hello there man.
(31:22):
What's going on? John? Everything good in Vegas today? You
gotta love it? You gotta love it.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
Did you know, Ben?
Speaker 5 (31:28):
If you line up all the planets side by side,
sty'll fit inside the space between the Moon and the Earth.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (31:40):
You believe that.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I'm sure I'll believe anything. At this point. I don't
really care. Yeah, is that true? You're making that up?
You make that true? How do you know that? How
would anyone know that? You know?
Speaker 8 (31:51):
Well, so it's on the map.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I use Mallardy, I use Mallard, maths, I use malth.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
All Back to they would they sit between.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
The moon and are you a space guy?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (32:05):
Oh I'm in space right now? Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Okay, self medicating, Here we go. Question number one for
our friend John's feeling no pain. Jackson Surio of the
brew Crew is one home run away from being the
sixth player with at least sixty homers, fifty steals, and
(32:28):
two hundred runs batted in before his twenty third birthday.
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
That's too much?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Let's find out that is correct. You gotta get three right
to win. You've got one right here. He's only the
fourth player to do it, joining Orlando Sepeida, Caesar Sedanio,
and Andrew Jones.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
Question number two. Over the weekend, the Brewers Jacob mizraoskis
All Brewers, All the Time, struck out at least nine
batters while walking one or less for the seventh time
this season.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Is that too much or not enough for them.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Is too much? Not enough?
Speaker 9 (33:08):
That is.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Too much? All right? It's fine?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Oh wait what not enough?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
What's your final answer? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (33:18):
One, not enough.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Let's find out.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
There you go, it was chicking. It was only the nighttime.
It was the nighttime. He's done that. Only Spencer Strider
Dwight Gooden had more such games before turning twenty five.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
You're doing very good, doctor k All right, here we go.
Question number three.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Since joining the Phillies in two thousand and two, Kyle
Schwarber has had twenty five games with multiple home runs.
Is that too much or not enough? That is true? Well,
that's not.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
See that's not an option. True is not a lot.
It's either too much not enough. Se that's the bit.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
So it wouldn't be equal.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Then it couldn't be.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Right too much not enough?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
It is never equal?
Speaker 5 (34:10):
My okay, it's so twenty five what.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Home run?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
By the way, I don't think.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
You joined the Phillies in twenty oh two.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Enough not enough, not enough?
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Not enough?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Two? Yeah? Yeah, what you say? Not enough?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
All right?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Let's find out.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
All right, look at that, you're smoking the good stuff
you gave already won the game. Not enough? It was
his twenty ninth multiple home run game. Only MLB player
with more in the first five seasons with the team
was Ralph Yes, Ralph Kinder for the Powers.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
All here we go, keep going. You won, but we'll
keep going. Question four.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Miles Garrett led the NFL last season with sixty quarterback pressures?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
That's too much? Sure about that?
Speaker 9 (34:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
What do you think? Do you think too much? All right?
All right, all right, right again, you're upsetting Lorraina too much?
He was fifty He had fifty three. Zach Allen the
only other player with fifty more. Question five, Boy, we
don't have to name the game after you. Harrison Harrison
Smith to your shot at you, Lorena. Harrison Smith has
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the most career interceptions among active players, with thirty five.
Is that too much or not enough to run the board?
Speaker 8 (35:26):
Running board?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Let's go with.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
He said, Harrison Smith.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Thirty five? Yeah, not enough? No, too much, not enough,
not enough? Which one is it gonna? I mean, pick
your mate?
Speaker 8 (35:39):
What do you not enough?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Alright's find out, Well, you've just run the board.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
A very rare occurrence. Too much or not enough? You
gotta go all the day times too. Congratulations John in Vegas,
you are one. Both Golden Tickets will name the game
after you next week. Thank you, good, good job by you.
Speaker 8 (36:02):
Ube.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
All right, all in that very good go away. We
are going to have the Queen of Hearts with Laraea
and that. If you want to send a question hashtag
Queen of Hearts that is next.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
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creative hat. She wants to talk.
Speaker 9 (37:15):
To you hot.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
Promises, love caring, It's true, love can find anyone. I
had an amazing vacation, kind of kind of got a
little bit of a relationship dump on one of the nights,
and I just want everyone to know it's okay to
(37:50):
event about your partner.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Okay's healthy? All right, I don't none of my business.
I don't know what. I don't know what happened, But.
Speaker 7 (37:59):
You know what it's not healthy is calling a restaurant
that you know your husband is that and yelling he's
a jeter.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Whoa wait a minute, not do that.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
Wow, that's bad, sounds toxic to do.
Speaker 9 (38:14):
Not do that.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
I'd have to have a conversation off the air on
that one. Okay, that sounds like a good story. But
we have some questions here, and malor prop guy starts out,
sit says Lorena. Since you are such a Disney fan,
which Disney couple needs your advice most? Donald and Daisy?
What advice would you give them if you saw them
this weekend? Oh?
Speaker 7 (38:36):
Oh my gosh. I feel like Donald is such a
loving partner. Maybe just work on his temper a little bit,
make sure that he doesn't put his anger where it
doesn't need to be misplaced anger is no good.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I got you, all right, misplaced anger? He has a temper,
you know, I understand, all right. I wanted to find
saw my phone. This is an email one, so I.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Gotta go page Dan. Let me give you a one
JT the Wiman.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
First, he says, when in the relationship, is it safe
to admit your sock monkey fetish? That's a great question.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
A lot of people have this fetish. They love sock monkeys.
Speaker 7 (39:12):
Interesting is that what you call it? The sock that
you prefer to use when you're getting dressed.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Is that what you meet?
Speaker 7 (39:20):
Because if you have a collection of those type of
sock monkeys, ah, I might seek a therapist.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
You think, So, yeah, okay, I got you. What else
do we have here? Shanon and Moyne says Loreina. Do
you ever use an accent to turn on or off
a guy or girl that you meet?
Speaker 7 (39:40):
No, not normally. Sometimes I'll just do accents for fun,
just out of nowhere, because I'm a weirdo. But no,
not to purposely appeal to someone.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
No, you would not go down that road. I understand.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Uh, we got Michael and Tulsa writes and says, if
you had.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
All the money in the world. Where would you take
your significant other to a fireworks show? Very specific a
fireworks show around Oh my.
Speaker 7 (40:04):
Gosh, I watched one of those, you know when New
Year's happens and they do the fireworks show all around
the world.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
They're so cool.
Speaker 7 (40:12):
I would like to go to like I think, like
Shanghai had a.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Really cool one Shanghai Action.
Speaker 7 (40:18):
Yeah, I think that'd be really nifty.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
All right, Doc Dan writes in Queen of Hearts, Will
the Raina says, the wife and I are going to
be in southern California for a week and she wants
to visit Disneyland for a day. What are the must
see things there to do or things to eat?
Speaker 7 (40:34):
Ooh, I would definitely have anything with Bidia in it.
Their vidia grilled cheese sandwich is.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
So it's the wrong answer. The corn Dog is the answer.
That's the corn Dog.
Speaker 7 (40:44):
Yes, oh my gosh, I love it.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
It's on Main Street. The corn Dog's the place to go.
Speaker 7 (40:48):
Last time I had when my cousin got sick afterwards, and.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
He does thirty dollars Disney Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 7 (40:52):
Pretzel hmm, and a Chiro to top that off.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 7 (40:57):
You really can't go wrong with the food though, I
just go to eat all day.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Well, the only thing is the price is the bit
of a profit is now.
Speaker 7 (41:03):
Don't look at the prices.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Don't look at our right, don't
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