November 1, 2024 • 39 mins
Ben Maller debates whether or not Carolina gaging the trade value of Bryce Young as he starts for the Panthers this weekend & did the Colts do Anthony Richardson dirty by starting him, then publicly benching him for Joe Flacco & Lame Jokes of the Week & MORE!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Welcome, it's our numb bird two.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
As we ramp things up.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
In our two post mortem on the World Series show,
Hail Tani told the Dodger executive after the World Series that, hey,
nine more you said, nine more World Series titles?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
How do you interpret that?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Also, are you surprised Otani blew off an interview with
a Japanese TV outlet because they gave information out about
his house. And after the panic by the Pinstripes, will
the Yankees fire Aaron Boone? We'll get to that and
a whole lot more right now, it's our number two.
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Hello and welcome. It's our nub birth three and a
happy Friday to you the first day of November. It's
one one one is what it is? Yes, all right,
she's eleven one one, which works the same way anyway.
Carolina is said to be gauging the value of Bryce
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Young on the trade market. So how much is he worth?
And did the Colts do a disservice to Anthony Richardson
by publicly benching him? Also, do you expect Geno Smith
to control his emotions more? He says that's a problem
with the Seahawks. We'll talk about all that and more.
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Right now, it's our number three, putting a price on Bryce.
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quarterback in Indie. We'll get to that more later as
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we begin this hour with football. Football's been very, very
good to me, but we're not going to start in Indianapolis.
Will work our way there later, but instead we will
discuss the always exciting trade deadline. Now, some of you
are more excited about the election, which is on Tuesday,
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but we're a sports show, so stay in your lane.
So instead it's the trade deadline and we discuss the
big story, will he or will he not be traded?
We're talking about just outside Tobacco Road. My friends who
listen in the Carolinas get upset when I say that.
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They don't like that. So we're not Tobacco Road. It's outdated.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But Carolina is a poop fest.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It's poopy time in Carolina, and they have provided us
with some decent sports talk radio.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You've got Bryce Young, who was the number one.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Overall pick a couple of years back, and he is
set to start this weekend against the lowly New Orleans Saints.
Oh my god, they stink, and somehow New Orleans is
favored by a touchdown. That's how bad the Carolina team
is now. Bryce is also the focus of a lot
of noise. It is not radio silence. There's a lot
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of noise on the radio, chitter chatter whether or not
he's going to be traded. So, if you've not been
following along, we've learned the Panthers are still contemplating. They're
calculating the trade market for Bryce Young. Carolina is really
supposedly trying to figure out what his value is. There
are teams around the league right now interested. We are
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told to see if they can be the team reinvent
Bryce Young because that always goes well, right, that always,
it always goes well when you do that, right, So
let us discuss the question. Carolina is said to be estimating,
estimating the value of Bryce Young on the trademarket. How
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much is he worth? How much is he worth? So
I've got candy bars, assembly line, and meat loaf, and
we will combine all of these things together and be mused.
Will be be mused, is what we will be. So
of all, Bryce Young is worth the Marcel in Brooklyn, diet,
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Ramen noodles, Romen noodles, hot water, and some chef boyard
to be named later. That's what he's worth. And the
hot water is the key, because Bryce Young at this
point is luke warm and yeah, room temperature.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
And when you look at the resume, it's filled with
all kinds.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You know, A bad resume they say, is bad spelling,
grammatical errors. That's the resume of Bryce Young, A lot
of spelling mistakes and things like that. Young last provided
flashy plays and improved his teammates performance, elevated his teammates
in Tusco looser, not in an NFL city. And when
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you are the number one overall pick, you are supposed
to be the man. You can't be the man if
you can't play like the man, cannot know it. So
think of this like candy bars. Right, you want a
Snickers bar, and after you say trick or treat, they
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give you the candy, and instead of getting what you want,
you get a fun size version of the candy. You
want a full size that doesn't help your appetite. Too small, right,
much like Bryce Young is too small, overmatched in the NFL.
But in all seriousness, the cop which is rather obvious
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here is when the forty nine ers traded Trey Lance,
who had actually been drafted I think it was number
three overall, and they traded to the Cowboys and they
got a fourth round pick as compensation. So I would
argue that the way Bryce Young has played, he's not
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even worth a fourth round pick. But that's what Carolina
is holding out for now. I do have concern here,
I am. I read that my rams, who have to
replace Matthew Stafford, are going to get into the business
of acquiring Trey Young. I'm a little concerned. I'm a
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little concerned about this. A Bryso, not Trey Yo. But
I'd like them to get Trey Young, the basketball player,
but instead Bryce Young. And you look at the team
like Seattle, they don't have a quarterback. Gino Smith blows
the Dolphins to you can't rely on him. The Colts
don't have a quarterback. Now, speaking of the Colts and
a diminishing asset, boys, this is a diminishing asset. More
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chatter out of Indy. One NFL executive, of course, not
putting their name on it, told the Athletic the old
gray lady there that the Colts did Anthony Richardson a
disservice by starting him okay during his rookie season. They
said he was always a developmental player, he was always
a project when they drafted him, and they shouldn't played him.
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And in the story again painting the picture that it's
not fair that Anthony Richardson got a raw deal. So
I asked the esteem panel, did the Colts do a
disservice to Anthony Richardson? Did they do a disservice by
starting him as a rookie, and of course now publicly
benching him here in year two, and I'll go first here.
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I'm shaking my head. No, I'm shaking my head. No.
This entire story to me is bonkers. It's right out
of the assembly line. It's the epitome of a manufactured drama.
The same reporters who are bashing Anthony Richardson because he
fundamentally blows at football, he sucks, right, and so the
same people that are writing things on social media and
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writing these blogs saying how terrible he is are now
making this out to be some kind of Greek tragedy
that he was benched. Richardson sucked at a time you
cannot suck, Sunday afternoons. Right, the Colts are going with
a quarterback or better or worse who gives them a
chance to win. I don't care how old he is.
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I he make all the jokes you want. Joe Flacco
is better at this point than Richardson. And it's stunning.
Or even at this point in the conversation, how about
more accountability for the player, how about the player didn't
do his job. Instead you're blaming the coach and the team.
And I don't doubt that Jim Orsay got involved in this.
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But Richardson has been completing less than forty five percent
of his passes with all of the rules designed for offense.
You've got one of the great supposed play callers in
Shane Steiken as the coach, and you're completing less than
forty five percent of your passes? Are you kidding? Now?
Shane Steiken had to bench this cat or else it
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would have fractured harmony in the locker room because not
only would the players have an upset because this guy
quit Richardson took himself out of a game, but also
the owner, Jim Mersey, wasn't happy. So actions have consequences,
and so that's the way this works, all right? Final thought,
We head to the Pacific Northwest Big NFC West Donnybrook
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on Sunday. The Seattle football team and the liri Ams
will play each other. Seahawks quarterback Geno Smith said he
wants to improve his body lane, which say what, Yeah,
he's apparently too hot headed, says he's gonna work on this,
wants to keep his cool. He drew a taunting flag
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and was very open about his frustration on the sidelines.
Grumbling with coaches and teammates. Gino said, everyone's watching me,
he said, so if I'm upset. If I'm upset, they
get a little antsy. So I just gotta have a
better poker face and just work on it. Big fan
of Lady Gaga. So that's the money. Do you expect
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Geno Smith to all of a sudden find his poker
face with the Seattle football team? So I am giving
this one side eye right as the arbitrator of sports
talk radio justice. The motion is denied. The motion is denied.
It's the old meat love song. What you see is
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what you get. Gino is thirty four years old. Now
that is not old in the real world. You're still
very young at thirty. I believe at thirty four, but
it doesn't matter right in sports year old and you're
getting along in the two He's played for eleven years,
although most of those he didn't play because he's not
very good. Geno Smith is set in many ways. The
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body language is saucy. He's got saucy body language. He's
halfway decent, somewhat useful, and often a Ramshat echo quarterback
in Seattle, and not someone that will take you anywhere
alther to the middle of the NFL Draft. It is
the Ben Malord Show. You want to comment on any
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of that, you are more than welcome to join us,
and lines are open here at eight seven seven ninety
nine on Fox. That's eight seven seven nine nine six
six three six nine. Later this hour we will have
the ribboning, the stunning, the entertaining, Big Ben's lame jokes
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of the week, actual jokes from actual listeners to the
show who sent them in with our friend weed Man.
We'll have that for you coming up here in a
little bit. But right now it is time for the
malor Riddle Love today. And here is the malor riddle
of the day. We go to Halloween where Bill Belichick
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and his much younger, much younger girlfriend and a woman
named Jordan Hudson war blank couple's costumes for Halloween. Bill Belichick,
who's closing in on eighty and his girlfriend Jordan Hudson
wore blank couple's costumes for Halloween. That is the Mallor
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read of the day. The answer, We'll get to it,
and we will do it.
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It is Brianna and she is a Bree Dennis twenty
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six Denise, Denise.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Sorry, it's a question mark, ye, Dennis name?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
I got.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Dennis?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yes, thought it was women name.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
A lot of women named Dennis Eddie, A lot of
women named it.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
D R I E. Bri Denise, d N I S E.
And there's a twenty six on the end. For God's sake,
don't forget the twenty six.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Kyle korver Man. I'm gonna tell you one last time, Brie,
you need an easier handle. How hard had you just
tripped on that?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah? At least you don't have an underscore like Coopez
in his.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Oh Bronco Fan.
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Bronco And I'll live from the tyrack dot Com. Fox
Sports Radio Studios. It's Ben Mallor.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Find out for the Mallor Riddle of the day. And
here is the Mallard riddle of the day. Bill Belichick
and his a girlfriend, his lady friend there, Jordan Hudson
is her name. They wore blank as a couple's costume
for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
That is the malar riddle of the day. What is
the answer?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
And as always we throw this out to the great
unwashed to see if anyone knows the answer. And let's
see here a lot of funny people. I'm sure there'll
be some amazingly entertaining answers. And later this hour we
have Big Ben's lame jokes of the week that'll be
coming your way a little bit later. Marcus, that boy
Malcolm said pirates, Ryan says, does Gino Smith know what
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time zone he's playing in? I don't know. He still
has me blocked from when he was at West Virginia.
He got upset with me because I ripped him. He
blew me off. Well he did, he blocked me? Yeah, yeah,
I'm blocked by two NFL quarterbacks, Deshaun Watson before he
became the creepy quarterback and Gino Smith. But Gino Smith
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when he was at West Virginia anyway, I know, burg
Dog says, SpongeBob, SquarePants and Sandy Cheeks is the answer.
Jared from Subway Jared in a Subway sandwich, Tim Horton's
coffee and a donut. Tom Brady as Tom Brady and
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Jordan went as a deflated football. According to Clam, what
else do we have? Page down? We won't read that one.
Devo costumes from Big Greg in Iowa. Oh, this is good.
Fudgie in Boston said the jiu jitsu guy and Giselle
with the costumes. It's pretty good. But that's that guy's
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a hell of a jiu jitsu coach. He really really
his hands on. King Roy says Native Americans was the answer.
George and Martha Washington from Dollar Bill or from me
is the the answer? Bert and Ernie from our friend
Tammy in Vegas. The Undertaker from Johnny Hughes Sonny and
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shared guest by JT the Wingman. Who else do we have?
Page down? We'll skip over that. Uh, that's probably enough.
Do you have an answer? I'm you don't want to ask, Lorena,
because you know, I feel like women are more into
couple's costumes than men.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
It's fair, right, right, I did see a picture, but
go ahead.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, I know. That's also another reason I didn't want
to ask you. I'm pretty sure Loraina hasn't seen this, so.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Okay, Well, I was really hoping that they were going
to be snow White and Prince Charming. Oh my god,
was I right? Was I right?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
No, Bill Balichick and his girlfriend Jordan Hudson wore a
mermaid themed outfit. Right, yeah, he was a fisherman. He
caught the mermaid the obvious question.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
We all know mermaids aren't real.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
No, I'm looking she looks like a mermaid. I think
that's a real mermaid. Yeah, I didn't know mermaids were
off the beach there in Nantucket's.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Reminds me of a great answer that the coup had
for an ask ben question. They asked us which Disney
princess we would like to have as our princess, and
then Coop, you know, said the little Mermaid. But he
did ask is it the one who has a vagina?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, well that's a valid question, Holid question you as
the merchant every night? Hello, you as the Mermaid, Eddie.
When you see a mermaid, you get excited because you
were the mermaid. You went into the water over there
the fountain.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I've got to see one, be honest with you. So
I cannot answer that.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
This woman must have superpowers to get Belichick to dress
up for Halloween. Well, she has something, She's clearly got
something he likes. Yes, yes, I'm sure she does a
couple of things she probably he likes. But yeah, we'll see.
How do you think she pitched that? You think they
were like laying in bed or something. Hey, Bill, I
want you to dress up as a fisherman and I'll
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be the mermaid. It will I just see her.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Recall that Bill apparently likes Halloween because I remember with
his older lady friend he did they dressed up like pirates,
and he was he's kind of into it, I guess.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Is he? Yeah, women are more into Halloween.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
I mean, it's possible that that she also got him
to dress up, but he's not opposed to doing it,
that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Has anyone written a story that this is the meeting
the women that he had her as a as a mermaid?
And I'm sure it's coming out some Bill Belichick is sexist.
There's something like that. Anyway, all right, we'll take some
calls I guess why not. It's a call in show.
Let's say, hello, do sir scratch off? Who is in Arkansas?
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And I think he's coming. At the chances he actually
shows up to the the mallor meet and greet in
Kansas City, I would say zero.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
I would say zero to mind. Pretty you wait for
the radio. Long watch the.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Man.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
I'll tell you what right now?
Speaker 7 (19:58):
Brother, A little sweet Eddy answered that phone.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Want to go?
Speaker 7 (20:02):
I got a pure dedication for her?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Oh oh no, here we go, Here we go. She
bri has told me off the air. She does like
gift cards, so I don't know. We do. We like
him too, Eddie, but we never get them.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
But yes, I did a pure dedication.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
We turned dirty truck off.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Oh no, oh no, here we go, here.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
We Brianna put me on the shoulder, and that Priana
Pria had a beautiful personality, Hannah. Man, she like five
nine long head, dark green eyes. Man, I'm telling you,
I bet he's.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
A pretty person. Man. That kind of personality, she gallaed me.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Sweet did you look at her through the phone?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Her eyes are not green?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
How come?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
How tall are you? By the way, I don't even
know how tall? She is. I don't know how tall
anyone is. Oh so you got the height wrong too,
that's a bad job by yoused to scratch off.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
No, dude, she got But I have never brand had
twenty two years with a man. I have never had
a woman asked the phone?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Right, really anyway, that's not true. I had Miranda was
my producer. True, I had Miranda.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
You didn't call when Miranda was my producer back.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
In the day.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Oh, that's been a while back, man.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Uh, twenty two years.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I mean yeah, I mean she was with the show
for years about I don't know. Has it been like
fifteen years. It's been a long time.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah, it's a while, ten years, Not quite, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
But I think this is the tenth Well, no it's
not because when the show started, we had wrong button
Bob when this in this slot.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
Clown man, he was a clown, a little cloud.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Well, you know, you know I heard from Eddie randomly.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
This is very odd. So the other day, you know,
I got we got a message a guy called in
Canadian mic.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
So I then get a message from our friend from Miami,
the amazing Vladimir.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Oh I love lad.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, I love Vlad is one of my favorites. Man,
that guy, and he would run the board and he'd
bet on games, and when he lost, he was in
such a bad mood. And I respected that because I
related to it, you know, and I I, yeah, I
was wonderful.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
I think you. I think you've got a new cowboy
John coming up in the back wing. Oh, nice guy. Man,
he's starting to give you all.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
These dates of all these people birthdays and stuff.
Speaker 7 (22:25):
I think you're gonna be on this cowboy John. Man,
there's a nice guy stocking him groceries all night.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Who All right, Well, anyway, listen, you should start driving
to Kansas City.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I'll be there a week from week from the I gotta.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Go out one day next week.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
I don't pick up some new clothes, but I want
to come presentable.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Man.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Oh, you're actually gonna You're gonna wear clothes amazing day shorts.
Oh that's just what I want to see.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Wear a thong.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I want to see that. All right, thank you, I said,
I gotta go. I gave you like a way too
much airtime. You're saying I got a song.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
This is so exciting.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Has a man ever sung for you before? I'm actually, yeah,
so I really, Oh my god, really, I'll look at you.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
That's a brag. She just bragged it.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Don't you asked me a question that this other person.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Saying it was like it was a bon Jovie song.
It was I'll be there for you. I was in
high school. I mean, is that the same one from
like the Friends theme song I'll be the.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Has that person been there for you?
Speaker 4 (23:29):
God?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
No, it was high school?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Is the guy man lied to me was assume as
a dude, but he lied to you.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
It was a dude, and of course he lied to me.
It's all men do is lie.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Wow, and women use our deception called makeup. So I'm
just throwing that.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Honest to god, that is the scariest thing.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
The things women can do with their faces? I know,
come on, i haven't seen some grimlins turn into goddesses.
And I'm like, we talk about actions versus appearance, Like
I'm talking about action.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
No, but that's a lie. I mean, that's it. I
would say that's the worst.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Lie appearance or action.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Because like a woman, a woman will like seduce a
dude with a lot of makeup and look just amazing
and then and then what you know, what happens the
next you know, it's the next morning thing. You're like
the makeup whears and you're a whoa, what what the heck?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I mean, what is that? You know, it's one of
those deals.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I'm just not just saying right. Eddie backed me up
on that, Eddie, come on, Eddie, sure, all right, Eddie
agrees with me. All right, very good.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Anyway, it is the Ben Malor Show.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
As we worked our way through the overnight, We're gonna
have lame jokes of the Week for the rest of
the hour, Big Ben's Lame Jokes the Week. But right
now over to the Sporting News desk and we say
hello too the merman Eddie Garcia.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
All right, thank you, Ben. We start with week nine
in the NFL, getting away Thursday Night Football, New Jersey,
and the Jets actually won a game, and they beat
a decent team, the Texans, twenty one to thirteen. In
the final. New York was down seven, I think of
the half, didn't look like things were gonna go their way,
but in the second half they outscored Houston twenty one
to six. Aaron Rodgers had three TV passes, two in
the fourth quarter. Two went to Garrett Wilson won to
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Devonte Adams for Houston, their young star quarterback c J.
Stroud no touchdowns. He was sacked eight times, lost to fumble.
The Jets are now three and six as a snap
of five game losing skid. Houston falls to six and
three with that loss. Four games in the NBA, Grizzlies
beat the Bucks one twenty two to ninety one. John
Morant triple double for Memphis twenty six points, fourteen assists,
ten rebounds. Milwaukee's off to a one and four start
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on the season. Spurs excuse me, Suns beat the Clippers
in LA one twenty five one nineteen. They were down
twenty one points the way.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Back, taking too much joy out of that game.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
It's a regular season NBA game.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Nobody sounds like you're defensive.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
For some reasons, no one cares about that game.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Devin Booker had forty points. Breecres, that's her t that's
her guy and her team. She does. He was all
giddy worried.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
About the Saints. Terry baw Terry Bradshaw said the Saint
snet voodoo on Halloween.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
The Intuit Dome is a house of horrors for the
LA Clippers, their new home.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
They're oh, very funny.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Now, I don't know if you mentioned this. I do
hear most of what you say, but not all. But
Bob Costas officially announcing he is retiring from baseball play
by play after forty two years.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I don't think he actually chose to retire. I think
he was told he was not going to be brought back,
and like, hey, Bob, we're not going to bring you
back next year, so you want to announce your retirement.
You want to save face. That's my that's my intuition
on that.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
It did seem like he was getting a lot of
hate on.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, people were ripping him. I like him because I'm
old and I went to kid. He was on TV,
and I remember when I was watching baseball and the
like the NBC Game of the Week and he would
be on it.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
So who are they gonna who's better? They're going to
put on the MLB network to call games?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Right? That's where he was, right, Yeah, yeah, And he
only did the playoff games. I don't think he even
did many regular season games. I think it was mostly
the playoffs. So I, hey, you know. That's fine. He
had a good run, made a lot of my started
in the nineteen seventies and made it all the way
to twenty twenty four. That's a good run. So good
luck to Bob Costas. It is the Ben Maler Show
(27:23):
and a man that needs no luck. Weed Man, Hippie, Hello,
weed Man, hippie.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Hey, hell are you?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
If I was any better, I'd have a new roommate. No,
that's you. Who wants a new roommate?
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, all right. You want to do the jokes? You
want to We got a lot of jokes. You want
to get started with the jokes. Hit that button, knock knock?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Who's there? Blame week?
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Blame week?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Who it's Big Ben's lame joke of the week man.
These are actual jokes by actual listeners. Weed Man is
our straight man. This is very funny. Are you ready
to weed man?
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Yeah? Take me out.
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Send jokes in care of Benmahler Show at gmail dot com.
Why didn't Lizzo ever have her own TV variety show?
Speaker 6 (28:14):
Why?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Well, she couldn't fit on a flat screen TV.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
That was the problem. That's shipp in Maine. What is
Lizzo's favorite line? From the malor Oath? What so Hamburger
helped me? God Kurt from Earth sent that one in.
Why did Lizzo go trigger treating at Burger Kingy? Why? Well,
(28:39):
she was getting a box of whoppers as she wanted that.
That's Eric in Kansas. Now that Lizzo has lost weight,
what are the odds she gains it all back? There's
a fat chance it happens, right. That's Surfer Todd, Server Todd,
the comedian. Now, I've met Sir for Todd, and I
(29:00):
imagine if I ever met you Weed Man, you and
Sir for Todd are very similar. I would think, yeah,
except he's got he's got a job and things like that.
But anyway, did you hear that Lizzo? I think he
has a job. Maybe he does. Did you hear that
Lizzo says she would do anything for some Mexican food?
Speaker 3 (29:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, apparently she's been ridiculed. She's been called a talk gos.
What she's gonna called her?
Speaker 6 (29:28):
That's a.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
George. George and Uvaldi, Texas sent that one in. Besides candy,
what did Lizzo eat on Halloween? What ghole? Osh? That's
eat in Roseville, Minnesota? What did Rob Manford say, after
the eighth inning of Game.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Five, what tell Lizzo it's about over?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
That's a smiling josh. Time to start warming up those
vocal cords there. Absolutely Did you know that Lizzo is
actually going to the Dodger Championship Parade which is later
today in Los Angeles? Did you know that?
Speaker 7 (30:14):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, yeah, she'll be providing aerial coverage of the event.
That is what you'll be doing there. What is scarier
than a monster under your bed? What seeing Lizzo in
a G string?
Speaker 4 (30:33):
That would be?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah, Well that's that's Noah in Austin, Texas sent that
one in What is what is weed Man's favorite Rolling
Stone song? What give Me Shelter? Big Fan? That's Eke
in Roseville, Minnesota. Well why don't we Why don't we
pause for the cause? Weed Man? We have another law.
(30:58):
You wanted more jokes. We have more jokes. All right,
that's great, all right, we'll have another big segment of
weed Man. We have weed Man jokes. We have other
random jokes. It's Big Band's lame jokes. So the week,
the good times roll on. We'll get to that. We'll
do it next. Happy Haunting.
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And right back to Big Band's lame jokes.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
So the week? Are you there?
Speaker 6 (31:59):
Weed Man?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I don't hear you? Weed man? Are you there? Weed man? Dad?
Speaker 7 (32:04):
You got more joke?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
That's great? All right, Yeah, we got a lot more jokes.
How do you make your own weed man hippie costume?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Trap your pants? That's Tony in the bay.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Tell you that.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
What do you need to make your own weed man
jail costume? What lipstick?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
That's Tony in the bay.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Thank you, Tony. Hey, you haven't been to jail in
a while, though, right, weed man? You haven't been?
Speaker 6 (32:34):
Oh thank god. No, thank yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
You were there every other week for a while. Did
you hear that weed Man? Did you hear that weed
Man has found a free bed and breakfast to live in.
What it's exciting? Yeah. It turns out he found where
Lizzo keeps her trash and the dumpster there. So that's
not not a burner sent that one in.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Did you know that weed Man is not accustomed.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
To high.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah. Yeah, Well apparently in jail you washed your face
in a toilet. That's uh yeah, that's is that true
weed Man? That's Tony in the bay. That's not true,
Tony in the bay. What do you call weed Man
going outside with new headphones? What in unboxing video is
what you call it? That's that's from Kurt from Earth.
(33:27):
This one from Frank in Fargo, who sends a lot
of weed Man jokes. This guy weed Man, This guy
frankin Fargo has said he's obsessed with you. Fascinating, Yeah,
he says what famous Realel Clothing store shows weed Man
and his smile as their company logo the gap as
(33:48):
what the Oh by the way, a weed Man. A
guy called up from from Louisville. He said, if you
move to Louisville. They'll give you a place to live,
and all you have to do is clean up horse
crap and you can you can live there for free.
Would you would you be willing to do that? Weed Man?
(34:08):
I mean, you have a few hours a day clean
up horse crap and then you can live in Louisville.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Okay, I'll do that, you will, all right?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
All right, I'll find out more about that. What is
the worst What is the worst thing that happened to
weed Man after his first colonoscopy? What well that your
doctor informed you that you have tunnel vision?
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Is?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
What do you afford you?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
That's Surfer Todd the comedian.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
These are actual jokes by actual listeners of the show.
Weed Man said, give me more jokes, and so the
people have responded, they have given us more jokes. What
trick or treater get get? Uh, get up scares weed
Man the most on Halloween Knight? What trick or treater
outfit scares weed Man the most on Halloween Knight? What
(34:59):
the weed whacker? The weed whacker? Uh? You don't you
don't like that? It's yeah, Frank and Fargo? What job
I was recommended a weed Man by his employment counselor
as a quote perfect fit for the weed Man. What
quality control inspector at the cannabis production facility.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah, well you've been.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Doing you've been doing that and spending money all these years.
We man. Why why is weed Man so devoted to
his daily meditation time?
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Why, well, you're trying to get a penny for his
thought or your thought? We man, you know, penny for
your fuck? Now, weed Man? Have you have you watched
my TV show Benny Versus the Penny weed Man? No,
I don't have the camp we man. Bet you can't
find an illegal stream to watch the show on? Bad
job by you?
Speaker 7 (35:59):
I really would I could, Dan, I'd.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Love to see you all right, anyway, all right to anyway,
we'll move on. The Next one's from Darryl. He said,
did you hear that Weedman hippie is going to take
care of.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
The horses at Churchill Downs?
Speaker 7 (36:13):
That'd be great?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah on, once that news broke Elmer's glue, immediately increased
production estimates. All right.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
This one's from Noah in Austin.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
He says, what happened to the last person who stole
weed Man's identity? What? Well?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
It turns out they actually stalked Weedman and.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Begged him to take it back. Take it back, take
it back?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Now all right?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Why does whoopee Pie Blair like trick or treaters? Why, well,
it's a good way to meet chicks. That's Tony in
the Bay. There you go. Why does blind Emmett only
like the first five minutes of the Ben Malors show. Why,
well he perks up.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
When he hears your might live.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
That's that's some listener. Mason Mason the bus driver in
the Bay Area who used to be an overnight worker.
He worked at Tesla and then he lost that job.
Now he's driving.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Driving a bus. What what are Marcel and Uncle Dynamite.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Dressing up as? What did they dress up as for Halloween?
What Chef boy r D and Chicken Palmers? On's Eric
in Kansas? Now what do you think? I don't know
what he's doing. What What do Yankee fans normally steal
(37:43):
when they break into a car? What the glovebox they need? One?
That's a buttermilk tavo is the answer. Why didn't the
ghost cross the road? Why because it was already on
the other side. That's from Buttermilk Chavo again.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
Well, I get it.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Do you know why Lorena was wearing a cow bell
for Halloween?
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (38:10):
Lorena?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Why because her horns didn't honk? That's that's some Kathy
in Madison, Wisconsin sent that one in what is the
difference between Poppy in San Diego and a fast food
ice cream machine?
Speaker 6 (38:27):
Tell me what?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Well? The ice cream machine has broke only half of
the time. That's jeopardy al, Thank you for that. This
one's from Noah in Austin. What sound does James Bond's
doorbell make?
Speaker 7 (38:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Down dong ding dong? Is a sound that it makes?
All right? Last one? Kurt from Her sent this one
in did you know Dwayne Wade and his statue went
through a breakup?
Speaker 6 (38:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, yeah, Dwayne told the statue it's not you.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
It's not me either. It's not me either. Big bed
slap jokes off the weak. Thank you, weat man, go away.
Here we go. Welcome, it's our numb bird two.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
As we ramp things up.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
In our two post mortem on the World Series show,
Hail Tani told the Dodger executive after the World Series that, hey,
nine more you said, nine more World Series titles?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
How do you interpret that?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Also, are you surprised Otani blew off an interview with
a Japanese TV outlet because they gave information out about
his house. And after the panic by the Pinstripes, will
the Yankees fire Aaron Boone? We'll get to that and
a whole lot more right now, it's our number two.
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Hello and welcome. It's our nub birth three and a
happy Friday to you the first day of November. It's
one one one is what it is? Yes, all right,
she's eleven one one, which works the same way anyway.
Carolina is said to be gauging the value of Bryce
(01:06):
Young on the trade market. So how much is he worth?
And did the Colts do a disservice to Anthony Richardson
by publicly benching him? Also, do you expect Geno Smith
to control his emotions more? He says that's a problem
with the Seahawks. We'll talk about all that and more.
(01:26):
Right now, it's our number three, putting a price on Bryce.
Welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Ben
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ten thousand. There have been ten thousand opinions about their
quarterback in Indie. We'll get to that more later as
(02:36):
we begin this hour with football. Football's been very, very
good to me, but we're not going to start in Indianapolis.
Will work our way there later, but instead we will
discuss the always exciting trade deadline. Now, some of you
are more excited about the election, which is on Tuesday,
(02:59):
but we're a sports show, so stay in your lane.
So instead it's the trade deadline and we discuss the
big story, will he or will he not be traded?
We're talking about just outside Tobacco Road. My friends who
listen in the Carolinas get upset when I say that.
(03:19):
They don't like that. So we're not Tobacco Road. It's outdated.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But Carolina is a poop fest.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It's poopy time in Carolina, and they have provided us
with some decent sports talk radio.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You've got Bryce Young, who was the number one.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Overall pick a couple of years back, and he is
set to start this weekend against the lowly New Orleans Saints.
Oh my god, they stink, and somehow New Orleans is
favored by a touchdown. That's how bad the Carolina team
is now. Bryce is also the focus of a lot
of noise. It is not radio silence. There's a lot
(03:59):
of noise on the radio, chitter chatter whether or not
he's going to be traded. So, if you've not been
following along, we've learned the Panthers are still contemplating. They're
calculating the trade market for Bryce Young. Carolina is really
supposedly trying to figure out what his value is. There
are teams around the league right now interested. We are
(04:20):
told to see if they can be the team reinvent
Bryce Young because that always goes well, right, that always,
it always goes well when you do that, right, So
let us discuss the question. Carolina is said to be estimating,
estimating the value of Bryce Young on the trademarket. How
(04:41):
much is he worth? How much is he worth? So
I've got candy bars, assembly line, and meat loaf, and
we will combine all of these things together and be mused.
Will be be mused, is what we will be. So
of all, Bryce Young is worth the Marcel in Brooklyn, diet,
(05:06):
Ramen noodles, Romen noodles, hot water, and some chef boyard
to be named later. That's what he's worth. And the
hot water is the key, because Bryce Young at this
point is luke warm and yeah, room temperature.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
And when you look at the resume, it's filled with
all kinds.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You know, A bad resume they say, is bad spelling,
grammatical errors. That's the resume of Bryce Young, A lot
of spelling mistakes and things like that. Young last provided
flashy plays and improved his teammates performance, elevated his teammates
in Tusco looser, not in an NFL city. And when
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you are the number one overall pick, you are supposed
to be the man. You can't be the man if
you can't play like the man, cannot know it. So
think of this like candy bars. Right, you want a
Snickers bar, and after you say trick or treat, they
(06:10):
give you the candy, and instead of getting what you want,
you get a fun size version of the candy. You
want a full size that doesn't help your appetite. Too small, right,
much like Bryce Young is too small, overmatched in the NFL.
But in all seriousness, the cop which is rather obvious
(06:31):
here is when the forty nine ers traded Trey Lance,
who had actually been drafted I think it was number
three overall, and they traded to the Cowboys and they
got a fourth round pick as compensation. So I would
argue that the way Bryce Young has played, he's not
(06:52):
even worth a fourth round pick. But that's what Carolina
is holding out for now. I do have concern here,
I am. I read that my rams, who have to
replace Matthew Stafford, are going to get into the business
of acquiring Trey Young. I'm a little concerned. I'm a
(07:13):
little concerned about this. A Bryso, not Trey Yo. But
I'd like them to get Trey Young, the basketball player,
but instead Bryce Young. And you look at the team
like Seattle, they don't have a quarterback. Gino Smith blows
the Dolphins to you can't rely on him. The Colts
don't have a quarterback. Now, speaking of the Colts and
a diminishing asset, boys, this is a diminishing asset. More
(07:37):
chatter out of Indy. One NFL executive, of course, not
putting their name on it, told the Athletic the old
gray lady there that the Colts did Anthony Richardson a
disservice by starting him okay during his rookie season. They
said he was always a developmental player, he was always
a project when they drafted him, and they shouldn't played him.
(08:00):
And in the story again painting the picture that it's
not fair that Anthony Richardson got a raw deal. So
I asked the esteem panel, did the Colts do a
disservice to Anthony Richardson? Did they do a disservice by
starting him as a rookie, and of course now publicly
benching him here in year two, and I'll go first here.
(08:21):
I'm shaking my head. No, I'm shaking my head. No.
This entire story to me is bonkers. It's right out
of the assembly line. It's the epitome of a manufactured drama.
The same reporters who are bashing Anthony Richardson because he
fundamentally blows at football, he sucks, right, and so the
same people that are writing things on social media and
(08:45):
writing these blogs saying how terrible he is are now
making this out to be some kind of Greek tragedy
that he was benched. Richardson sucked at a time you
cannot suck, Sunday afternoons. Right, the Colts are going with
a quarterback or better or worse who gives them a
chance to win. I don't care how old he is.
(09:06):
I he make all the jokes you want. Joe Flacco
is better at this point than Richardson. And it's stunning.
Or even at this point in the conversation, how about
more accountability for the player, how about the player didn't
do his job. Instead you're blaming the coach and the team.
And I don't doubt that Jim Orsay got involved in this.
(09:27):
But Richardson has been completing less than forty five percent
of his passes with all of the rules designed for offense.
You've got one of the great supposed play callers in
Shane Steiken as the coach, and you're completing less than
forty five percent of your passes? Are you kidding? Now?
Shane Steiken had to bench this cat or else it
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would have fractured harmony in the locker room because not
only would the players have an upset because this guy
quit Richardson took himself out of a game, but also
the owner, Jim Mersey, wasn't happy. So actions have consequences,
and so that's the way this works, all right? Final thought,
We head to the Pacific Northwest Big NFC West Donnybrook
(10:16):
on Sunday. The Seattle football team and the liri Ams
will play each other. Seahawks quarterback Geno Smith said he
wants to improve his body lane, which say what, Yeah,
he's apparently too hot headed, says he's gonna work on this,
wants to keep his cool. He drew a taunting flag
(10:37):
and was very open about his frustration on the sidelines.
Grumbling with coaches and teammates. Gino said, everyone's watching me,
he said, so if I'm upset. If I'm upset, they
get a little antsy. So I just gotta have a
better poker face and just work on it. Big fan
of Lady Gaga. So that's the money. Do you expect
(11:01):
Geno Smith to all of a sudden find his poker
face with the Seattle football team? So I am giving
this one side eye right as the arbitrator of sports
talk radio justice. The motion is denied. The motion is denied.
It's the old meat love song. What you see is
(11:23):
what you get. Gino is thirty four years old. Now
that is not old in the real world. You're still
very young at thirty. I believe at thirty four, but
it doesn't matter right in sports year old and you're
getting along in the two He's played for eleven years,
although most of those he didn't play because he's not
very good. Geno Smith is set in many ways. The
(11:49):
body language is saucy. He's got saucy body language. He's
halfway decent, somewhat useful, and often a Ramshat echo quarterback
in Seattle, and not someone that will take you anywhere
alther to the middle of the NFL Draft. It is
the Ben Malord Show. You want to comment on any
(12:10):
of that, you are more than welcome to join us,
and lines are open here at eight seven seven ninety
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six three six nine. Later this hour we will have
the ribboning, the stunning, the entertaining, Big Ben's lame jokes
(12:31):
of the week, actual jokes from actual listeners to the
show who sent them in with our friend weed Man.
We'll have that for you coming up here in a
little bit. But right now it is time for the
malor Riddle Love today. And here is the malor riddle
of the day. We go to Halloween where Bill Belichick
(12:55):
and his much younger, much younger girlfriend and a woman
named Jordan Hudson war blank couple's costumes for Halloween. Bill Belichick,
who's closing in on eighty and his girlfriend Jordan Hudson
wore blank couple's costumes for Halloween. That is the Mallor
(13:21):
read of the day. The answer, We'll get to it,
and we will do it.
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It is Brianna and she is a Bree Dennis twenty
(14:02):
six Denise, Denise.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Sorry, it's a question mark, ye, Dennis name?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
I got.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Dennis?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yes, thought it was women name.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
A lot of women named Dennis Eddie, A lot of
women named it.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
D R I E. Bri Denise, d N I S E.
And there's a twenty six on the end. For God's sake,
don't forget the twenty six.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Kyle korver Man. I'm gonna tell you one last time, Brie,
you need an easier handle. How hard had you just
tripped on that?
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Yeah? At least you don't have an underscore like Coopez
in his.
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Oh Bronco Fan.
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Bronco And I'll live from the tyrack dot Com. Fox
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Find out for the Mallor Riddle of the day. And
here is the Mallard riddle of the day. Bill Belichick
and his a girlfriend, his lady friend there, Jordan Hudson
is her name. They wore blank as a couple's costume
for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
That is the malar riddle of the day. What is
the answer?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
And as always we throw this out to the great
unwashed to see if anyone knows the answer. And let's
see here a lot of funny people. I'm sure there'll
be some amazingly entertaining answers. And later this hour we
have Big Ben's lame jokes of the week that'll be
coming your way a little bit later. Marcus, that boy
Malcolm said pirates, Ryan says, does Gino Smith know what
(15:28):
time zone he's playing in? I don't know. He still
has me blocked from when he was at West Virginia.
He got upset with me because I ripped him. He
blew me off. Well he did, he blocked me? Yeah, yeah,
I'm blocked by two NFL quarterbacks, Deshaun Watson before he
became the creepy quarterback and Gino Smith. But Gino Smith
(15:51):
when he was at West Virginia anyway, I know, burg
Dog says, SpongeBob, SquarePants and Sandy Cheeks is the answer.
Jared from Subway Jared in a Subway sandwich, Tim Horton's
coffee and a donut. Tom Brady as Tom Brady and
(16:11):
Jordan went as a deflated football. According to Clam, what
else do we have? Page down? We won't read that one.
Devo costumes from Big Greg in Iowa. Oh, this is good.
Fudgie in Boston said the jiu jitsu guy and Giselle
with the costumes. It's pretty good. But that's that guy's
(16:31):
a hell of a jiu jitsu coach. He really really
his hands on. King Roy says Native Americans was the answer.
George and Martha Washington from Dollar Bill or from me
is the the answer? Bert and Ernie from our friend
Tammy in Vegas. The Undertaker from Johnny Hughes Sonny and
(16:53):
shared guest by JT the Wingman. Who else do we have?
Page down? We'll skip over that. Uh, that's probably enough.
Do you have an answer? I'm you don't want to ask, Lorena,
because you know, I feel like women are more into
couple's costumes than men.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
It's fair, right, right, I did see a picture, but
go ahead.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, I know. That's also another reason I didn't want
to ask you. I'm pretty sure Loraina hasn't seen this, so.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Okay, Well, I was really hoping that they were going
to be snow White and Prince Charming. Oh my god,
was I right? Was I right?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
No, Bill Balichick and his girlfriend Jordan Hudson wore a
mermaid themed outfit. Right, yeah, he was a fisherman. He
caught the mermaid the obvious question.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
We all know mermaids aren't real.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
No, I'm looking she looks like a mermaid. I think
that's a real mermaid. Yeah, I didn't know mermaids were
off the beach there in Nantucket's.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Reminds me of a great answer that the coup had
for an ask ben question. They asked us which Disney
princess we would like to have as our princess, and
then Coop, you know, said the little Mermaid. But he
did ask is it the one who has a vagina?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, well that's a valid question, Holid question you as
the merchant every night? Hello, you as the Mermaid, Eddie.
When you see a mermaid, you get excited because you
were the mermaid. You went into the water over there
the fountain.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I've got to see one, be honest with you. So
I cannot answer that.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
This woman must have superpowers to get Belichick to dress
up for Halloween. Well, she has something, She's clearly got
something he likes. Yes, yes, I'm sure she does a
couple of things she probably he likes. But yeah, we'll see.
How do you think she pitched that? You think they
were like laying in bed or something. Hey, Bill, I
want you to dress up as a fisherman and I'll
(18:58):
be the mermaid. It will I just see her.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Recall that Bill apparently likes Halloween because I remember with
his older lady friend he did they dressed up like pirates,
and he was he's kind of into it, I guess.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Is he? Yeah, women are more into Halloween.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
I mean, it's possible that that she also got him
to dress up, but he's not opposed to doing it,
that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Has anyone written a story that this is the meeting
the women that he had her as a as a mermaid?
And I'm sure it's coming out some Bill Belichick is sexist.
There's something like that. Anyway, all right, we'll take some
calls I guess why not. It's a call in show.
Let's say, hello, do sir scratch off? Who is in Arkansas?
(19:39):
And I think he's coming. At the chances he actually
shows up to the the mallor meet and greet in
Kansas City, I would say zero.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
I would say zero to mind. Pretty you wait for
the radio. Long watch the.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Man.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
I'll tell you what right now?
Speaker 7 (19:58):
Brother, A little sweet Eddy answered that phone.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Want to go?
Speaker 7 (20:02):
I got a pure dedication for her?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Oh oh no, here we go, Here we go. She
bri has told me off the air. She does like
gift cards, so I don't know. We do. We like
him too, Eddie, but we never get them.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
But yes, I did a pure dedication.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
We turned dirty truck off.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Oh no, oh no, here we go, here.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
We Brianna put me on the shoulder, and that Priana
Pria had a beautiful personality, Hannah. Man, she like five
nine long head, dark green eyes. Man, I'm telling you,
I bet he's.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
A pretty person. Man. That kind of personality, she gallaed me.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Sweet did you look at her through the phone?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Her eyes are not green?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
How come?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
How tall are you? By the way, I don't even
know how tall? She is. I don't know how tall
anyone is. Oh so you got the height wrong too,
that's a bad job by yoused to scratch off.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
No, dude, she got But I have never brand had
twenty two years with a man. I have never had
a woman asked the phone?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Right, really anyway, that's not true. I had Miranda was
my producer. True, I had Miranda.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
You didn't call when Miranda was my producer back.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
In the day.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Oh, that's been a while back, man.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Uh, twenty two years.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I mean yeah, I mean she was with the show
for years about I don't know. Has it been like
fifteen years. It's been a long time.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah, it's a while, ten years, Not quite, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
But I think this is the tenth Well, no it's
not because when the show started, we had wrong button
Bob when this in this slot.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
Clown man, he was a clown, a little cloud.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Well, you know, you know I heard from Eddie randomly.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
This is very odd. So the other day, you know,
I got we got a message a guy called in
Canadian mic.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
So I then get a message from our friend from Miami,
the amazing Vladimir.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Oh I love lad.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, I love Vlad is one of my favorites. Man,
that guy, and he would run the board and he'd
bet on games, and when he lost, he was in
such a bad mood. And I respected that because I
related to it, you know, and I I, yeah, I
was wonderful.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
I think you. I think you've got a new cowboy
John coming up in the back wing. Oh, nice guy. Man,
he's starting to give you all.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
These dates of all these people birthdays and stuff.
Speaker 7 (22:25):
I think you're gonna be on this cowboy John. Man,
there's a nice guy stocking him groceries all night.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Who All right, Well, anyway, listen, you should start driving
to Kansas City.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I'll be there a week from week from the I gotta.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Go out one day next week.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
I don't pick up some new clothes, but I want
to come presentable.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Man.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Oh, you're actually gonna You're gonna wear clothes amazing day shorts.
Oh that's just what I want to see.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Wear a thong.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I want to see that. All right, thank you, I said,
I gotta go. I gave you like a way too
much airtime. You're saying I got a song.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
This is so exciting.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Has a man ever sung for you before? I'm actually, yeah,
so I really, Oh my god, really, I'll look at you.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
That's a brag. She just bragged it.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Don't you asked me a question that this other person.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Saying it was like it was a bon Jovie song.
It was I'll be there for you. I was in
high school. I mean, is that the same one from
like the Friends theme song I'll be the.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Has that person been there for you?
Speaker 4 (23:29):
God?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
No, it was high school?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Is the guy man lied to me was assume as
a dude, but he lied to you.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
It was a dude, and of course he lied to me.
It's all men do is lie.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Wow, and women use our deception called makeup. So I'm
just throwing that.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Honest to god, that is the scariest thing.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
The things women can do with their faces? I know,
come on, i haven't seen some grimlins turn into goddesses.
And I'm like, we talk about actions versus appearance, Like
I'm talking about action.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
No, but that's a lie. I mean, that's it. I
would say that's the worst.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Lie appearance or action.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Because like a woman, a woman will like seduce a
dude with a lot of makeup and look just amazing
and then and then what you know, what happens the
next you know, it's the next morning thing. You're like
the makeup whears and you're a whoa, what what the heck?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I mean, what is that? You know, it's one of
those deals.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I'm just not just saying right. Eddie backed me up
on that, Eddie, come on, Eddie, sure, all right, Eddie
agrees with me. All right, very good.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Anyway, it is the Ben Malor Show.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
As we worked our way through the overnight, We're gonna
have lame jokes of the Week for the rest of
the hour, Big Ben's Lame Jokes the Week. But right
now over to the Sporting News desk and we say
hello too the merman Eddie Garcia.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
All right, thank you, Ben. We start with week nine
in the NFL, getting away Thursday Night Football, New Jersey,
and the Jets actually won a game, and they beat
a decent team, the Texans, twenty one to thirteen. In
the final. New York was down seven, I think of
the half, didn't look like things were gonna go their way,
but in the second half they outscored Houston twenty one
to six. Aaron Rodgers had three TV passes, two in
the fourth quarter. Two went to Garrett Wilson won to
(25:17):
Devonte Adams for Houston, their young star quarterback c J.
Stroud no touchdowns. He was sacked eight times, lost to fumble.
The Jets are now three and six as a snap
of five game losing skid. Houston falls to six and
three with that loss. Four games in the NBA, Grizzlies
beat the Bucks one twenty two to ninety one. John
Morant triple double for Memphis twenty six points, fourteen assists,
ten rebounds. Milwaukee's off to a one and four start
(25:39):
on the season. Spurs excuse me, Suns beat the Clippers
in LA one twenty five one nineteen. They were down
twenty one points the way.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Back, taking too much joy out of that game.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
It's a regular season NBA game.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Nobody sounds like you're defensive.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
For some reasons, no one cares about that game.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Devin Booker had forty points. Breecres, that's her t that's
her guy and her team. She does. He was all
giddy worried.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
About the Saints. Terry baw Terry Bradshaw said the Saint
snet voodoo on Halloween.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
The Intuit Dome is a house of horrors for the
LA Clippers, their new home.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
They're oh, very funny.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Now, I don't know if you mentioned this. I do
hear most of what you say, but not all. But
Bob Costas officially announcing he is retiring from baseball play
by play after forty two years.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I don't think he actually chose to retire. I think
he was told he was not going to be brought back,
and like, hey, Bob, we're not going to bring you
back next year, so you want to announce your retirement.
You want to save face. That's my that's my intuition
on that.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
It did seem like he was getting a lot of
hate on.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, people were ripping him. I like him because I'm
old and I went to kid. He was on TV,
and I remember when I was watching baseball and the
like the NBC Game of the Week and he would
be on it.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
So who are they gonna who's better? They're going to
put on the MLB network to call games?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Right? That's where he was, right, Yeah, yeah, And he
only did the playoff games. I don't think he even
did many regular season games. I think it was mostly
the playoffs. So I, hey, you know. That's fine. He
had a good run, made a lot of my started
in the nineteen seventies and made it all the way
to twenty twenty four. That's a good run. So good
luck to Bob Costas. It is the Ben Maler Show
(27:23):
and a man that needs no luck. Weed Man, Hippie, Hello,
weed Man, hippie.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Hey, hell are you?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
If I was any better, I'd have a new roommate. No,
that's you. Who wants a new roommate?
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, all right. You want to do the jokes? You
want to We got a lot of jokes. You want
to get started with the jokes. Hit that button, knock knock?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Who's there? Blame week?
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Blame week?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Who it's Big Ben's lame joke of the week man.
These are actual jokes by actual listeners. Weed Man is
our straight man. This is very funny. Are you ready
to weed man?
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Yeah? Take me out.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Send jokes in care of Benmahler Show at gmail dot com.
Why didn't Lizzo ever have her own TV variety show?
Speaker 6 (28:14):
Why?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Well, she couldn't fit on a flat screen TV.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
That was the problem. That's shipp in Maine. What is
Lizzo's favorite line? From the malor Oath? What so Hamburger
helped me? God Kurt from Earth sent that one in.
Why did Lizzo go trigger treating at Burger Kingy? Why? Well,
(28:39):
she was getting a box of whoppers as she wanted that.
That's Eric in Kansas. Now that Lizzo has lost weight,
what are the odds she gains it all back? There's
a fat chance it happens, right. That's Surfer Todd, Server Todd,
the comedian. Now, I've met Sir for Todd, and I
(29:00):
imagine if I ever met you Weed Man, you and
Sir for Todd are very similar. I would think, yeah,
except he's got he's got a job and things like that.
But anyway, did you hear that Lizzo? I think he
has a job. Maybe he does. Did you hear that
Lizzo says she would do anything for some Mexican food?
Speaker 3 (29:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, apparently she's been ridiculed. She's been called a talk gos.
What she's gonna called her?
Speaker 6 (29:28):
That's a.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
George. George and Uvaldi, Texas sent that one in. Besides candy,
what did Lizzo eat on Halloween? What ghole? Osh? That's
eat in Roseville, Minnesota? What did Rob Manford say, after
the eighth inning of Game.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Five, what tell Lizzo it's about over?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
That's a smiling josh. Time to start warming up those
vocal cords there. Absolutely Did you know that Lizzo is
actually going to the Dodger Championship Parade which is later
today in Los Angeles? Did you know that?
Speaker 7 (30:14):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, yeah, she'll be providing aerial coverage of the event.
That is what you'll be doing there. What is scarier
than a monster under your bed? What seeing Lizzo in
a G string?
Speaker 4 (30:33):
That would be?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah, Well that's that's Noah in Austin, Texas sent that
one in What is what is weed Man's favorite Rolling
Stone song? What give Me Shelter? Big Fan? That's Eke
in Roseville, Minnesota. Well why don't we Why don't we
pause for the cause? Weed Man? We have another law.
(30:58):
You wanted more jokes. We have more jokes. All right,
that's great, all right, we'll have another big segment of
weed Man. We have weed Man jokes. We have other
random jokes. It's Big Band's lame jokes. So the week,
the good times roll on. We'll get to that. We'll
do it next. Happy Haunting.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mallor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
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Speaker 2 (31:55):
And right back to Big Band's lame jokes.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
So the week? Are you there?
Speaker 6 (31:59):
Weed Man?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I don't hear you? Weed man? Are you there? Weed man? Dad?
Speaker 7 (32:04):
You got more joke?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
That's great? All right, Yeah, we got a lot more jokes.
How do you make your own weed man hippie costume?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Trap your pants? That's Tony in the bay.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Tell you that.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
What do you need to make your own weed man
jail costume? What lipstick?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
That's Tony in the bay.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Thank you, Tony. Hey, you haven't been to jail in
a while, though, right, weed man? You haven't been?
Speaker 6 (32:34):
Oh thank god. No, thank yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
You were there every other week for a while. Did
you hear that weed Man? Did you hear that weed
Man has found a free bed and breakfast to live in.
What it's exciting? Yeah. It turns out he found where
Lizzo keeps her trash and the dumpster there. So that's
not not a burner sent that one in.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Did you know that weed Man is not accustomed.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
To high.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah. Yeah, Well apparently in jail you washed your face
in a toilet. That's uh yeah, that's is that true
weed Man? That's Tony in the bay. That's not true,
Tony in the bay. What do you call weed Man
going outside with new headphones? What in unboxing video is
what you call it? That's that's from Kurt from Earth.
(33:27):
This one from Frank in Fargo, who sends a lot
of weed Man jokes. This guy weed Man, This guy
frankin Fargo has said he's obsessed with you. Fascinating, Yeah,
he says what famous Realel Clothing store shows weed Man
and his smile as their company logo the gap as
(33:48):
what the Oh by the way, a weed Man. A
guy called up from from Louisville. He said, if you
move to Louisville. They'll give you a place to live,
and all you have to do is clean up horse
crap and you can you can live there for free.
Would you would you be willing to do that? Weed Man?
(34:08):
I mean, you have a few hours a day clean
up horse crap and then you can live in Louisville.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Okay, I'll do that, you will, all right?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
All right, I'll find out more about that. What is
the worst What is the worst thing that happened to
weed Man after his first colonoscopy? What well that your
doctor informed you that you have tunnel vision?
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Is?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
What do you afford you?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
That's Surfer Todd the comedian.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
These are actual jokes by actual listeners of the show.
Weed Man said, give me more jokes, and so the
people have responded, they have given us more jokes. What
trick or treater get get? Uh, get up scares weed
Man the most on Halloween Knight? What trick or treater
outfit scares weed Man the most on Halloween Knight? What
(34:59):
the weed whacker? The weed whacker? Uh? You don't you
don't like that? It's yeah, Frank and Fargo? What job
I was recommended a weed Man by his employment counselor
as a quote perfect fit for the weed Man. What
quality control inspector at the cannabis production facility.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah, well you've been.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Doing you've been doing that and spending money all these years.
We man. Why why is weed Man so devoted to
his daily meditation time?
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Why, well, you're trying to get a penny for his
thought or your thought? We man, you know, penny for
your fuck? Now, weed Man? Have you have you watched
my TV show Benny Versus the Penny weed Man? No,
I don't have the camp we man. Bet you can't
find an illegal stream to watch the show on? Bad
job by you?
Speaker 7 (35:59):
I really would I could, Dan, I'd.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Love to see you all right, anyway, all right to anyway,
we'll move on. The Next one's from Darryl. He said,
did you hear that Weedman hippie is going to take
care of.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
The horses at Churchill Downs?
Speaker 7 (36:13):
That'd be great?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah on, once that news broke Elmer's glue, immediately increased
production estimates. All right.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
This one's from Noah in Austin.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
He says, what happened to the last person who stole
weed Man's identity? What? Well?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
It turns out they actually stalked Weedman and.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Begged him to take it back. Take it back, take
it back?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Now all right?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Why does whoopee Pie Blair like trick or treaters? Why, well,
it's a good way to meet chicks. That's Tony in
the Bay. There you go. Why does blind Emmett only
like the first five minutes of the Ben Malors show. Why,
well he perks up.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
When he hears your might live.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
That's that's some listener. Mason Mason the bus driver in
the Bay Area who used to be an overnight worker.
He worked at Tesla and then he lost that job.
Now he's driving.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Driving a bus. What what are Marcel and Uncle Dynamite.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Dressing up as? What did they dress up as for Halloween?
What Chef boy r D and Chicken Palmers? On's Eric
in Kansas? Now what do you think? I don't know
what he's doing. What What do Yankee fans normally steal
(37:43):
when they break into a car? What the glovebox they need? One?
That's a buttermilk tavo is the answer. Why didn't the
ghost cross the road? Why because it was already on
the other side. That's from Buttermilk Chavo again.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
Well, I get it.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Do you know why Lorena was wearing a cow bell
for Halloween?
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (38:10):
Lorena?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Why because her horns didn't honk? That's that's some Kathy
in Madison, Wisconsin sent that one in what is the
difference between Poppy in San Diego and a fast food
ice cream machine?
Speaker 6 (38:27):
Tell me what?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Well? The ice cream machine has broke only half of
the time. That's jeopardy al, Thank you for that. This
one's from Noah in Austin. What sound does James Bond's
doorbell make?
Speaker 7 (38:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Down dong ding dong? Is a sound that it makes?
All right? Last one? Kurt from Her sent this one
in did you know Dwayne Wade and his statue went
through a breakup?
Speaker 6 (38:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, yeah, Dwayne told the statue it's not you.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
It's not me either. It's not me either. Big bed
slap jokes off the weak. Thank you, weat man, go away.
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