March 5, 2026 • 38 mins
Ben Maller discusses if Tua Tagovailoa would fix the Jets or if the Jets would break him, the A's making a statement that they'd be open to Kyler Murray's return, Tom Brady's longtime confidant Alex Guerrero causing trust issues within the Raiders organization, #AskBen, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom shaka Laca. It's our name, Birthree and little Birdie
told me this is the Ben Malershow Podcast. And we
start out talking about the Tua, not the hawk Tua.
The quarterback. Would to a tongue of by loa fix
the Jets they're sniffing around. Would to a tongue of
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bioa fix the Jets? Or would the Jets break him?
I'll discuss that, And how do you decode the statement
from the Athletics that is a homeless baseball team that
currently is hiding out in Sacramento, California. The statement by
the A's about the return possibly of Kyler Murray. They're
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open for Kyler Murray to return. And also is it
true that Tom Brady's long time, long time confidant Alex
Guerrero is causing trust issues within the Raiders organization. We'll
go there as well. Settle in. Also ask Ben. It's
all coming your way right here in our number three
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and we're back at it this hour later on Ask
Ben hashtag Ask Ben if you'd like to send a
question in that'll be coming away just a little bit
later on this hour. We'll also have the Malory Riddle
of the day, the malor riddle of the day. We'll
get to that as well. But our lead this hour
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is from the quarterback carousel, round and round and round
and round, round and stop. No, well it's not gonna
stop for a while unless you're on the wacky Tobacci.
So the too a low down is going to be
the focus right now. So if you've not been paying
attention because you actually have a life, good for you,
we will fill you. We'll fill in the gaps. That's
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what we're doing here, and we'll get right to it.
So we are now told that the Jets Jaye t
as suck, Suck, suck. The Jets are one of the
teams who are quote doing work on Dolphins quarterback to
a tongue by law for now, on a technicality to
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a tongue by law, is still part of the Dolphins roster.
Even though he's like a turkey at this point, he's
still part of the Dolphins roster. And the Jets are
supposedly sniffing around there making phone calls. Oh yeah, they're
really working hard, all man. They want to know who
the real tour is. Who's the real tour? Okay, they
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want the gods honest truth, I'm sure you do. So
cutting Tua before March thirteenth, that would be eight days
from today, would trigger a dead money hit for you
salary cap losers of ninety nine point two million dollars.
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Oh my thank god. How will the Dolphins be able
to feel the team? What are they gonna do? Oh,
that's right, the salary caps bull crap. So they'll just
move some numbers around like Bernie made off back in
the day, and they'll spread the math over a couple
of years. They'll fire some other players because they'll claim
it's for the salary cap and that's it. They'll designate
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him a post June first release and the Dolphins will
be fine. Now, it is expected that two eventually will
be tossed down the trash shoots sooner or later. And
the Dolphins, it sounds like, are preparing to tank. They're
ready to tank. That sounds exciting. Buy your Dolphin tickets
right now. So apparently the Jets again are doing their
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due diligence to a tongue of my lowa. So that's
a good jumping off point, and let us discuss would
to a tongue of iloa fix the Jets or would
the Jets break him? Yeah, so now I smell I'm
using the schnaz test. I smell you smell that, I
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smell trouble. I've got Nokia flip phone, Oscar Meyer, and
Justin Bieber. Yeah that's for Rebecca, the Rams fan. She's
a big Bieber fan. And we'll throw all of these
things together, and we are going to not count our
chickens because we have not had them hatch yet as
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we're doing the monologue in real time. But hey, all right,
I would the answer question would to a talking about
Lowa fixed the Jets, or would to a just with
the Jets break him. So this is one of those
classic silly season story. It's like a silly city story
that the Jets treat quarterbacks like speed dating at a
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like a big speed dating event at a holiday inn
in Hobulken, and they're they're running a kissing booth. Step
right up, stepbride up, Come on down to the holiday
inn in Hoebulken, New Jersey, kiss the frau and maybe,
just maybe you get a prince. Just maybe. Of course,
if you look at the results, if you were lost
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patients years ago, look at the results. So the Jets
in recent years. Justin Fields was there for a cup
of coffee, a cold cup of coffee. Then they had
old man Aaron Rodgers and his imaginary wife on crutches.
So there was that Zach Wilson, good old Zach Wilson
playing quarterback like he's blindfolded at a pinata party with
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a bunch of kids. Do you realize since the Beatles
were a young, up and coming band and popped up
on Ed Sullivan in the nineteen sixties, the Jets have
been hosting a reality show called America's Got Quarterbacks, But
they have none and they don't. You gotta go back
to when the Beatles made it onto the scene, the
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last time the Jets had a relevant, big time quarterback.
And now they're window shopping. They're rummaging around, and they're like, well,
maybe too, Maybe too is the guy. It's like, listen,
two is not the worst of the bunch. But to
say that two is the answer to your problems. He's
a one read quarterback, and the issue that he had
in Miami, he's got this computing speed of a nineteen
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ninety seven no Kia flip phone trying to download the
TikTok app you can't do it now in Miami, Miami, Miami, Mommy,
he had some absolute supersonic weaponry Tyreek Hill before he
got hurt. The Cheetah Jaalen waddle through the wattle and
doesn't and sunshine and beautiful people and bikinis and palm
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trees and all that stuff, and he still looked like
a guy who had just bought the bookcase at Ikea
got home, didn't have any instructions and had that little
twisty thing and was trying to put the thing together
and didn't have access to YouTube to watch your video. Now,
could the Jets break to a tongue of iy loa, No,
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I'll be bendy brightside. He's already scratched. He's like a
bumper car that's dented and scratched up. But he got
the concussion cloud overhead. And here's the other problem. Not
only do you have the concussion cloud, you've also got
the weather. In December, the NFL season, the regular season
normally ends right around New Year's Day. Sometimes it spills in,
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sometimes it spills into January, but it typically ends right
around New Year's Day. So twenty twenty seven, and what
happens to Tua. What happens to him when he plays
in weather under forty degrees? That's right, human popsicle, He
becomes a human popsicle. Now, the Jets, last I checked,
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don't have a roof over the stadium where they're a
tenant of the Giants, so they don't have that. And
in the division there's one warm other team, the Dolphins.
And you've got Buffalo their new stadium, no roof, Foxboro
no roof, and the Jets stadium, as we said, no roof.
So let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow,
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and you've got a popsicle. Way to go. Now for
those of you in the back of the room, just
a little late here, bad job by you. The Jets
do not fix quarterbacks. They don't. They run a recycling
plant for broken quarterbacks. That's what the Jets do. They do.
It's like you know in Arizona, I think it's in Arizona,
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they have that boneyard where they put all the retired planes.
They bury them out in the desert. Well, quarterbacks go
to play for the Jets when they want to be buried,
and they just go out to the Jets. That's it now, Secondly,
speaking of quarterbacks, we go now to baseball. Where baseball
what are you talking about the Athletics, which is a
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minor league team that gets to play in the big leagues.
It's like they want to make a wish contest. You're
not really a major league team but playing the big leagues.
So the general manager of the Athletics, someone named David
Forst I believe is his name Frst. So he commented
on the possibility of the little bug on the rug
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alligator arms Kyler Murray returning to the diamond. And here's
the quote. Kyler is an elite NFL quarterback, and I'm
sure there are plenty of opportunities for him to continue
his football career. The Athletics GM said that said, we're
always open to him exploring a return to baseball with
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the Athletics if that time ever comes close. Quote Okay,
So the question how do you decode the a's statement
about being open to Kyler Murray's return. So let's use
the mallor Rosetta stone on the So we're gonna use
(10:00):
the malther Rosetta stone on this one. It's what I
call pre chop veggies. This was a canned reheated stock.
Answer by the Athletics GM straight out of the not
the air fryer, because that would be pretty good. This
is out of the microwave, the front office microwave where
they burn popcorn. They like to burn popcorn. Now, first
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of all, the general manager says that Kyler Murray is
an elite quarterback. Right there, that's a dead give excuse me.
That is an Oscar Meyer Maloney sandwich with extra male.
That's what that is. Elite quarterback. What is the measuring
stick you're using to call Kyler Murray an elite quarterback?
His losing record, He's never been an All Pro, never
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led the league in anything good other than sacks taken. Yeah,
his pro football accolades, alligator arms Murray, most sacks taken
as a rookie, and the notorious study clause in the contract.
That's a that says a lot about the decision making
of the Athletics general manager if they think that that
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guy thinks that's elite. That is quarterback quackery from Kyler Murray.
He's so bad the Cardinals are paying almost forty million
dollars for him to go away. If he was an
elite quarterback, why would they do that? It makes no sense. Yeah,
so what this is the Athletics are politely leaving the
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porch light on, not because Kyler's coming home, because when
Kyler was agreeing to that deal, they were the Oakland Athletics.
They're not the Oakland Athletics anymore. They're unwanted, kind of
like Kyler Murray be a match made in heaven. Nobody
wants Kyler, nobody wants the A's. They're the orphans of
Major League Baseball because you never know, you never ever
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know when some lost soul will wander back to the
house and try to find it. You have to find
it Sacramento. But think about it, Actually wouldn't be the
worst thing in the world. Baseball would be more Kyler's
speed and he could play MLB Show or whatever game
he wants to play. You go to Sacramento. I don't
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even know that they have a beat writer that travels
with See maybe they have one person from state FUNDEDMLB
dot com that travels with the Athletics. And you got
four or five people, including stuck in Sacramento, that are
out there eating garlic fries. Sports talk radio ignores the
Athletics because why would you talk about them. There's no
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NFL microscope, there's no spotlight, and the NFL spotlight's like
a like a blowtorch. Kyler looks more like a guy
who would prefer he wants a gaming chair, a headset,
a joystick, and a desk lamp. That's all he needs.
That's it and he'd be good to go on that
all right? Final thought to Viva Las Vegas. I've been
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given permission by Perrito to discuss the athletics here or
the Raiders rather, the days are moving to Vegas, but
the athletics, so Max kros are the Raiders rather Max Crosby,
who's a defensive player and is in a stare down
right now, he's in a stare down with the Raiders.
There's some whispers he's going to be traded here in
the next couple of days. I'll believe it when it happens.
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We'll react to it when it happens. So what's this
all about? This internal friction with the Silver and Black.
So the Raiders are looking to get not one but
two first round picks. Why not ask for a banana
cream pie as well? Or a key lime pie from
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Bobby and Florid he can send you a key lime pie.
The Raiders want two first round picks. Now, an underlying
story here in the Max Crosby drama O rama, is
that there's some other stuff going on, not just Crosby,
but other people in the Raiders' locker room that are
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annoyed with the presence of Tom Brady's personal trainer, Leafy Greens,
Alex Guerrero. So the or was it simple Greens? Was
it simple Greats? Anyway, the question here is it true?
Is it true that Tom Brady's longtime, longtime confidante Alex
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Guerrero is legitimately causing trust issues within the Raiders organization.
So the answer here is a thousand percent on thousand percent.
Now full disclosure. I think you know that we have
never personally shaken hands with Alex Guerrero. We've never shared
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some avocado ice cream, like a cone of avocado ice cream.
You've never done that. Two scoops, please, two scoops. Never
sat through one of those TV twelve sermons on the
wonders of therapeutic pajamas and vibrating foam rollers. Never done that. However,
we do have documentation, digital documentation, a digital trail of paranoia.
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Is that too dramatic? Is that too dramatic? So this
thing goes all the way back to the New England days.
And I remember I was filling in doing some nighttime
stuff at Wei and Boston and we were talking about
Alice Guerrero and stuff that was going on and getting
really deep into it. So this is not a new movie,
it's a remake. And back with the Patriots, Guerrero was
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always hovering around the building. They tried, I think Belichick
actually got banned him at one point from the building.
It was like a political operative. And then in Tampa,
similar situation. It was like political operative on election night
and you're like whispering stuff and you're working the back
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channels and selling this magic elixir. And wherever Guerrero had gone,
drama has followed. It's like a having a barbecue and
some straight dog goes over. It was like, well, you're
creating drama, and that's why people inside the Raider building
are supposedly upset, and so Alex Guerrero. If you look
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at this, it's a Justin Bieber song common denominator. He's
the common denominator. It is made for a shady Brady situation,
and no matter how many people have pointed this out,
Tom Brady refuses, refuses to disassociate or distance himself from
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Alex Guerrero. To some people in that NFL ecosystem, Alice
Guerrero has he's always had the vibe of a flim
flam artist, a snake oil salesman, a carnival huckster. And
yet he's had with Tom Brady this all access laminated
badge to go anywhere. He's not a coach, he's not
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a front office executive, and somehow he's always in the
room where they are, and he's got Brady under this spell,
hypnotized and not traumatized, and they're singing from the same
song sheet and all that. And if you're the Raiders,
if you're somebody else who's in an employee or just
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around the Raiders, you look over and see Alex Guerrero
hanging around the locker room. He's like a fox in
the henhouse, and you start asking questions, why has Alex
Guerrero always had VIP access?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
He doesn't really do anything.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
What is that about? Is there something that we don't
know in the relationship between Tom Brady and Alex Guerrero.
Are there some deep dark secrets that we need to
know about? Yeah, it is, It is interesting. It is
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tables down the third baseline usually is a dead. Giveaway
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going that. Well, yeah all, right let's say some calls
we do have in a few minutes that we're gonna.
Have Ask, ben and your questions are. Answers let's say
hello to one of our favorites In, Omaha. Nebraska we
say hello to The Black. Irishman, Hello Black. Irishman welcome
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Up right?
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up in the middle of the.
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out of.
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Here.
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a paid? Sponsor? Or is he did he do some
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Anti semitic stuff and they're like making him do that?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Probo?
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Myself he.
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Early he didn't show up On, friday SO i didn't
get to meet.
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ANYTHING i don't get in, trouble AND i Know i've
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i did want to mention This Lou holt. Story we
did a little tribute To lou. Earlier he also had
a great quote back in the in the. Day he
Said god did not Put Lou holtz on this earth
to coach in the. Pros that was after he lasted
Thirteen games in the nineteen, seventies coaching The jets thirteen,
games and then he Said god did not Put Lou
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holtz on this earth to coach in the, Pros so
no argue with. That we've, got Asked. Ben for the
rest of the. Hour we need a lot of, questions
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car if if you have.
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Boom shaka Laca. It's our name, Birthree and little Birdie
told me this is the Ben Malershow Podcast. And we
start out talking about the Tua, not the hawk Tua.
The quarterback. Would to a tongue of by loa fix
the Jets they're sniffing around. Would to a tongue of
(00:23):
bioa fix the Jets? Or would the Jets break him?
I'll discuss that, And how do you decode the statement
from the Athletics that is a homeless baseball team that
currently is hiding out in Sacramento, California. The statement by
the A's about the return possibly of Kyler Murray. They're
(00:44):
open for Kyler Murray to return. And also is it
true that Tom Brady's long time, long time confidant Alex
Guerrero is causing trust issues within the Raiders organization. We'll
go there as well. Settle in. Also ask Ben. It's
all coming your way right here in our number three
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and we're back at it this hour later on Ask
Ben hashtag Ask Ben if you'd like to send a
question in that'll be coming away just a little bit
later on this hour. We'll also have the Malory Riddle
of the day, the malor riddle of the day. We'll
get to that as well. But our lead this hour
(01:31):
is from the quarterback carousel, round and round and round
and round, round and stop. No, well it's not gonna
stop for a while unless you're on the wacky Tobacci.
So the too a low down is going to be
the focus right now. So if you've not been paying
attention because you actually have a life, good for you,
we will fill you. We'll fill in the gaps. That's
(01:53):
what we're doing here, and we'll get right to it.
So we are now told that the Jets Jaye t
as suck, Suck, suck. The Jets are one of the
teams who are quote doing work on Dolphins quarterback to
a tongue by law for now, on a technicality to
(02:15):
a tongue by law, is still part of the Dolphins roster.
Even though he's like a turkey at this point, he's
still part of the Dolphins roster. And the Jets are
supposedly sniffing around there making phone calls. Oh yeah, they're
really working hard, all man. They want to know who
the real tour is. Who's the real tour? Okay, they
(02:38):
want the gods honest truth, I'm sure you do. So
cutting Tua before March thirteenth, that would be eight days
from today, would trigger a dead money hit for you
salary cap losers of ninety nine point two million dollars.
(02:58):
Oh my thank god. How will the Dolphins be able
to feel the team? What are they gonna do? Oh,
that's right, the salary caps bull crap. So they'll just
move some numbers around like Bernie made off back in
the day, and they'll spread the math over a couple
of years. They'll fire some other players because they'll claim
it's for the salary cap and that's it. They'll designate
(03:20):
him a post June first release and the Dolphins will
be fine. Now, it is expected that two eventually will
be tossed down the trash shoots sooner or later. And
the Dolphins, it sounds like, are preparing to tank. They're
ready to tank. That sounds exciting. Buy your Dolphin tickets
right now. So apparently the Jets again are doing their
(03:40):
due diligence to a tongue of my lowa. So that's
a good jumping off point, and let us discuss would
to a tongue of iloa fix the Jets or would
the Jets break him? Yeah, so now I smell I'm
using the schnaz test. I smell you smell that, I
(04:02):
smell trouble. I've got Nokia flip phone, Oscar Meyer, and
Justin Bieber. Yeah that's for Rebecca, the Rams fan. She's
a big Bieber fan. And we'll throw all of these
things together, and we are going to not count our
chickens because we have not had them hatch yet as
(04:23):
we're doing the monologue in real time. But hey, all right,
I would the answer question would to a talking about
Lowa fixed the Jets, or would to a just with
the Jets break him. So this is one of those
classic silly season story. It's like a silly city story
that the Jets treat quarterbacks like speed dating at a
(04:47):
like a big speed dating event at a holiday inn
in Hobulken, and they're they're running a kissing booth. Step
right up, stepbride up, Come on down to the holiday
inn in Hoebulken, New Jersey, kiss the frau and maybe,
just maybe you get a prince. Just maybe. Of course,
if you look at the results, if you were lost
(05:09):
patients years ago, look at the results. So the Jets
in recent years. Justin Fields was there for a cup
of coffee, a cold cup of coffee. Then they had
old man Aaron Rodgers and his imaginary wife on crutches.
So there was that Zach Wilson, good old Zach Wilson
playing quarterback like he's blindfolded at a pinata party with
(05:34):
a bunch of kids. Do you realize since the Beatles
were a young, up and coming band and popped up
on Ed Sullivan in the nineteen sixties, the Jets have
been hosting a reality show called America's Got Quarterbacks, But
they have none and they don't. You gotta go back
to when the Beatles made it onto the scene, the
(05:57):
last time the Jets had a relevant, big time quarterback.
And now they're window shopping. They're rummaging around, and they're like, well,
maybe too, Maybe too is the guy. It's like, listen,
two is not the worst of the bunch. But to
say that two is the answer to your problems. He's
a one read quarterback, and the issue that he had
in Miami, he's got this computing speed of a nineteen
(06:19):
ninety seven no Kia flip phone trying to download the
TikTok app you can't do it now in Miami, Miami, Miami, Mommy,
he had some absolute supersonic weaponry Tyreek Hill before he
got hurt. The Cheetah Jaalen waddle through the wattle and
doesn't and sunshine and beautiful people and bikinis and palm
(06:43):
trees and all that stuff, and he still looked like
a guy who had just bought the bookcase at Ikea
got home, didn't have any instructions and had that little
twisty thing and was trying to put the thing together
and didn't have access to YouTube to watch your video. Now,
could the Jets break to a tongue of iy loa, No,
(07:05):
I'll be bendy brightside. He's already scratched. He's like a
bumper car that's dented and scratched up. But he got
the concussion cloud overhead. And here's the other problem. Not
only do you have the concussion cloud, you've also got
the weather. In December, the NFL season, the regular season
normally ends right around New Year's Day. Sometimes it spills in,
(07:29):
sometimes it spills into January, but it typically ends right
around New Year's Day. So twenty twenty seven, and what
happens to Tua. What happens to him when he plays
in weather under forty degrees? That's right, human popsicle, He
becomes a human popsicle. Now, the Jets, last I checked,
(07:51):
don't have a roof over the stadium where they're a
tenant of the Giants, so they don't have that. And
in the division there's one warm other team, the Dolphins.
And you've got Buffalo their new stadium, no roof, Foxboro
no roof, and the Jets stadium, as we said, no roof.
So let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow,
(08:13):
and you've got a popsicle. Way to go. Now for
those of you in the back of the room, just
a little late here, bad job by you. The Jets
do not fix quarterbacks. They don't. They run a recycling
plant for broken quarterbacks. That's what the Jets do. They do.
It's like you know in Arizona, I think it's in Arizona,
(08:33):
they have that boneyard where they put all the retired planes.
They bury them out in the desert. Well, quarterbacks go
to play for the Jets when they want to be buried,
and they just go out to the Jets. That's it now, Secondly,
speaking of quarterbacks, we go now to baseball. Where baseball
what are you talking about the Athletics, which is a
(08:54):
minor league team that gets to play in the big leagues.
It's like they want to make a wish contest. You're
not really a major league team but playing the big leagues.
So the general manager of the Athletics, someone named David
Forst I believe is his name Frst. So he commented
on the possibility of the little bug on the rug
(09:14):
alligator arms Kyler Murray returning to the diamond. And here's
the quote. Kyler is an elite NFL quarterback, and I'm
sure there are plenty of opportunities for him to continue
his football career. The Athletics GM said that said, we're
always open to him exploring a return to baseball with
(09:37):
the Athletics if that time ever comes close. Quote Okay,
So the question how do you decode the a's statement
about being open to Kyler Murray's return. So let's use
the mallor Rosetta stone on the So we're gonna use
(10:00):
the malther Rosetta stone on this one. It's what I
call pre chop veggies. This was a canned reheated stock.
Answer by the Athletics GM straight out of the not
the air fryer, because that would be pretty good. This
is out of the microwave, the front office microwave where
they burn popcorn. They like to burn popcorn. Now, first
(10:21):
of all, the general manager says that Kyler Murray is
an elite quarterback. Right there, that's a dead give excuse me.
That is an Oscar Meyer Maloney sandwich with extra male.
That's what that is. Elite quarterback. What is the measuring
stick you're using to call Kyler Murray an elite quarterback?
His losing record, He's never been an All Pro, never
(10:42):
led the league in anything good other than sacks taken. Yeah,
his pro football accolades, alligator arms Murray, most sacks taken
as a rookie, and the notorious study clause in the contract.
That's a that says a lot about the decision making
of the Athletics general manager if they think that that
(11:04):
guy thinks that's elite. That is quarterback quackery from Kyler Murray.
He's so bad the Cardinals are paying almost forty million
dollars for him to go away. If he was an
elite quarterback, why would they do that? It makes no sense. Yeah,
so what this is the Athletics are politely leaving the
(11:26):
porch light on, not because Kyler's coming home, because when
Kyler was agreeing to that deal, they were the Oakland Athletics.
They're not the Oakland Athletics anymore. They're unwanted, kind of
like Kyler Murray be a match made in heaven. Nobody
wants Kyler, nobody wants the A's. They're the orphans of
Major League Baseball because you never know, you never ever
(11:49):
know when some lost soul will wander back to the
house and try to find it. You have to find
it Sacramento. But think about it, Actually wouldn't be the
worst thing in the world. Baseball would be more Kyler's
speed and he could play MLB Show or whatever game
he wants to play. You go to Sacramento. I don't
(12:11):
even know that they have a beat writer that travels
with See maybe they have one person from state FUNDEDMLB
dot com that travels with the Athletics. And you got
four or five people, including stuck in Sacramento, that are
out there eating garlic fries. Sports talk radio ignores the
Athletics because why would you talk about them. There's no
(12:32):
NFL microscope, there's no spotlight, and the NFL spotlight's like
a like a blowtorch. Kyler looks more like a guy
who would prefer he wants a gaming chair, a headset,
a joystick, and a desk lamp. That's all he needs.
That's it and he'd be good to go on that
all right? Final thought to Viva Las Vegas. I've been
(12:55):
given permission by Perrito to discuss the athletics here or
the Raiders rather, the days are moving to Vegas, but
the athletics, so Max kros are the Raiders rather Max Crosby,
who's a defensive player and is in a stare down
right now, he's in a stare down with the Raiders.
There's some whispers he's going to be traded here in
the next couple of days. I'll believe it when it happens.
(13:16):
We'll react to it when it happens. So what's this
all about? This internal friction with the Silver and Black.
So the Raiders are looking to get not one but
two first round picks. Why not ask for a banana
cream pie as well? Or a key lime pie from
(13:37):
Bobby and Florid he can send you a key lime pie.
The Raiders want two first round picks. Now, an underlying
story here in the Max Crosby drama O rama, is
that there's some other stuff going on, not just Crosby,
but other people in the Raiders' locker room that are
(13:58):
annoyed with the presence of Tom Brady's personal trainer, Leafy Greens,
Alex Guerrero. So the or was it simple Greens? Was
it simple Greats? Anyway, the question here is it true?
Is it true that Tom Brady's longtime, longtime confidante Alex
(14:22):
Guerrero is legitimately causing trust issues within the Raiders organization.
So the answer here is a thousand percent on thousand percent.
Now full disclosure. I think you know that we have
never personally shaken hands with Alex Guerrero. We've never shared
(14:44):
some avocado ice cream, like a cone of avocado ice cream.
You've never done that. Two scoops, please, two scoops. Never
sat through one of those TV twelve sermons on the
wonders of therapeutic pajamas and vibrating foam rollers. Never done that. However,
we do have documentation, digital documentation, a digital trail of paranoia.
(15:09):
Is that too dramatic? Is that too dramatic? So this
thing goes all the way back to the New England days.
And I remember I was filling in doing some nighttime
stuff at Wei and Boston and we were talking about
Alice Guerrero and stuff that was going on and getting
really deep into it. So this is not a new movie,
it's a remake. And back with the Patriots, Guerrero was
(15:33):
always hovering around the building. They tried, I think Belichick
actually got banned him at one point from the building.
It was like a political operative. And then in Tampa,
similar situation. It was like political operative on election night
and you're like whispering stuff and you're working the back
(15:54):
channels and selling this magic elixir. And wherever Guerrero had gone,
drama has followed. It's like a having a barbecue and
some straight dog goes over. It was like, well, you're
creating drama, and that's why people inside the Raider building
are supposedly upset, and so Alex Guerrero. If you look
(16:16):
at this, it's a Justin Bieber song common denominator. He's
the common denominator. It is made for a shady Brady situation,
and no matter how many people have pointed this out,
Tom Brady refuses, refuses to disassociate or distance himself from
(16:39):
Alex Guerrero. To some people in that NFL ecosystem, Alice
Guerrero has he's always had the vibe of a flim
flam artist, a snake oil salesman, a carnival huckster. And
yet he's had with Tom Brady this all access laminated
badge to go anywhere. He's not a coach, he's not
(17:02):
a front office executive, and somehow he's always in the
room where they are, and he's got Brady under this spell,
hypnotized and not traumatized, and they're singing from the same
song sheet and all that. And if you're the Raiders,
if you're somebody else who's in an employee or just
(17:24):
around the Raiders, you look over and see Alex Guerrero
hanging around the locker room. He's like a fox in
the henhouse, and you start asking questions, why has Alex
Guerrero always had VIP access?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
He doesn't really do anything.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
What is that about? Is there something that we don't
know in the relationship between Tom Brady and Alex Guerrero.
Are there some deep dark secrets that we need to
know about? Yeah, it is, It is interesting. It is
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be coming for a little bit fun this, hour so
check that out as well hashtag Aspect back to it, All,
right back here we, go and here is The Malord
riddle of the. Day San antonio Forward Harrison barnes missed
his first game since twenty twenty one because of an
injury he sustained from. Blank Donkey sausage, said a wholesome
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game of. Twister, yes very a very wholesome game, There
absolutely completely, Agreed Donkey. Sausage andy In Lionel, Lakes minnesota
says he heard himself doing Ancient Chinese the Ancient chinese
secret of chair tai chi is the. Answer alf the
alien opiner, says from incorrectly implementing the malor maneuver is the.
(20:50):
Answer late night drug tester, says improper bday use is
the answer, there all, right that's an interesting way to
use that. Today who else we? Have Ferg dog in
that winter wonderland Of fullerton, says from taking a big
bite out of a Big, BURGER i see, there love the.
(21:10):
Product loved the, product not A burger's. Product let's see
what else we? Have page down got injured from giving
his right hand a workout From kathy In. Madison steve
the Misplaced San diego says he was late for. Subway who? Else,
Rebecca rebecca The rams fansa has hurt. Himself baton twirling
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baton twirling snow shoveling From eke In, Roseville, minnesota flushing
the toilet From. GUNNER Dj, spin better known as Our
Buddy patrick In San diego, says trying to find something
to watch On. NETFLIX jt The wingman, says chewing bubble
gum is the. Answer filler, Up phil, says too much?
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Farting what else we? Have page?
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Down?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Dad all, right that's. Enough, florinda do you have an? Answer?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
YEAH i was gonna go with pole.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Dancing pole, Dancing, well that's a lot OF nba players
and enjoy the. Ballet that's unfortunately. Incorrect it turns out
That San Antonio Ford Harrison barnes missed his first game
since twenty twenty one because he was injured during a pregame.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Nap was hurt?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Napping, yeah he took a. Nap he woke up with
a sore. Ankle did he kicked something while he was,
SLEEPING i don't, know but he took a. Nap he woke,
up he had a sore, ankle and he's got scratched
from The spurs game In philadelphia the other. Night and
his stream of three hundred and sixty four straight games
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played ended just like, that just ended like. That so
that was. It rob The ambassador Of bakersfield, says Maybe
Kyler murray can come play for The. Blaze he, Says
oh my, bad you got rid of, them didn't, You, Ben,
well that was your work. Ride we had a great.
Dinner also the fact that they had picnic table picnic
(23:03):
tables down the third baseline usually is a dead. Giveaway
you're not doing that. Well you're Not things are not
going that. Well, yeah all, right let's say some calls
we do have in a few minutes that we're gonna.
Have Ask, ben and your questions are. Answers let's say
hello to one of our favorites In, Omaha. Nebraska we
say hello to The Black. Irishman, Hello Black. Irishman welcome
(23:27):
The Black.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
Arison mister, mel you're gonna, SAY.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I JUST i just introduced. YOU i literally set you.
UP i tee you. UP i just missed the tea
and the ball and the whole. Thing, oh can you get?
PHONE i can't understand everyone? Sounds is it my? Headphones?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Everything, no he's on. Speakerphones take it on. Speakerphones hold,
on give me a.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Second we're give you ten minutes, here take your. Time
don't mind just doing a radio. Show people listening That.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Moore take that.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
SHIP i. Took all, right you can't all, right you
can't say that. Word, Okay i'm sorry, Man i'm gonna
wash your wash your mouth out with. Soap and What
i'm gonna?
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Do come, On lexu, raider that's?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Up what what are you? Doing tell?
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Him tell him?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Something what do you? Do what is your daughter? Doing?
Awake it's too just why would you that's Not you're
not supposed to wake your daughter. Up she's sleeping school
in the. Morning what's wrong with? You don't be a?
Loser come, on shame on.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
You i'm.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Sorry no to.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Heal he's coming back to K.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
C don't get a Twisted.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Why would you want he's? Damaged goods won The Super? Bowl?
Now what is? That? Right? Oh did you know?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
That?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Lorena The Seattle seahawks?
Speaker 6 (25:12):
One you know you don't Like Sam?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Donald now WHAT i had no? Idea are you? SERIOUS
i don't in my Life seattle didn't win The Super.
BOWL i don't know about. Yours you might be making?
That are you making that?
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Up i'm, sorry, MAN i want you.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
To apologize your daughter right. Now whyn't you wake? Tozer, okay,
Listen i'm. Sorry what what what do we got going?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
On.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Here what kind of drinks do we have going? ON
i won't tell you.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Something what?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Else what are we? Drinking?
Speaker 6 (25:43):
GEEZ i want to, say Ty, hill why, Jeez i'm just.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Asking why can't you just tell me we're friends? HERE
i want to tell you comply, schnockered you're schnocker your
little booze got?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
There?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah did you have three martini? DINNER i have to tell?
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Me do?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
It?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Man, everybody thanks for. Asking i'm glad you asked. That
everything is just? Great are you maybe you're on the?
Ayahuasca are you in the? Ayahuasca?
Speaker 6 (26:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
AYAHUASCA i don't.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
THINK i, don't.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Darling why, baked wasted and blown all of those? THINGS
i love you, BIG i love you. Too you know
we're all, Right, budy all, RIGHT i want you to
a couple of. Bros, man it's Been that's what we're.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Doing talk.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
RIGHT i go to, Bed, okay go to? Bed thank?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
You?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Okay that was? Great that was very. Successful uh, yeah all,
right let's go To trent In. Wichita who's next on
my big? Board Hello? Trent? Welcome?
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Hello? HELLO i uh? Man how to follow that?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Up right?
Speaker 6 (27:06):
There, hey if you're.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Listening you have any kids that you want to wake
up in the middle of the.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
Night, no, no, No but if she's listening right, now you.
Can you can't talk to somebody at school and get
out of.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
There oh all, right all, right come, on all.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Right, WELL i, Mean i'm just, Saying, uh there's a
couple of, questions a couple of concerns out.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Here.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Uh there's a commercial running On Fox Sports, radio BUT
i only hear Uh Stu gott's running, it and it's the,
uh the support For, Israel christians For israel, Commercial AND
i just want to is that like they are they
a paid? Sponsor? Or is he did he do some
(27:55):
Anti semitic stuff and they're like making him do that?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Probo?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
No, NO i don't THINK i was actually curious about that.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Myself he.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Doesn't it runs thirty times during his during his, show
and it's it's. INSANE i, KNOW i.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Don't you'd have to take that up With Stu. GOTTS i.
Don't did they take calls on the, SHOW i don't. Know,
yeah they do call him up and ask him a.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Little it sounds a little. FUNNY i know you don't
answer for Got BUT i have nothing to do with.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
That i've never Met Stu. GOTTS i. DON'T i was
going to meet him at the Super, bowl but he left.
Early he didn't show up On, friday SO i didn't
get to meet.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Him but, yeah WELL i knew SINCE i didn't hear
you running that. COMMERCIAL i KNOW i don't.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
CONTROL i don't control any of the. COMMERCIALS i don't
have control.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
ANYTHING i don't get in, trouble AND i Know i've
gotten plenty of.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
TROUBLE i. Didn't there's nothing anti uh that would. BE
i did get in. TROUBLE i did a, commercial uh
for For. BACON i got in some trouble for THAT
i did For.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Bacon, yeah that's.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Awesome somebody, complained but that's a, long long.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
STORY i did want to address a Blind scott last.
Night he was acting, like since, Uh mike The leprechauns
lived far away From, boston that that was a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
And he wanted to be, buddy wanted to Be i'm.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
Telling, you Blind, scott living far away From boston is
not a bad. Thing that's a.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Brag is that a shot you're taking shots at from
which it all you're lobbing some grenades Over. BOSTON i,
mean talk about Anti.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Semitic, Well, boston there's more college students there than anywhere.
ELSE i DON'T i almost SAY i always gave a reputational.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
Expand for that because of that.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
City all, right, WELL i Mean i've never had issues In,
boston but thank, you Uh trent. THERE i appreciate that tremendous.
ADVICE a real quick legally Blind christopher who's paying twelve
minutes or twelve dollars a minute to be on the
Show what's going? On legally Blind christopher who is In. London,
Hello i'll make.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
It i'll make it, quick mister, mall BECAUSE i know
it's time for you guys to Ask. Ben and IF
i wrote something about Ask, BEN i would be thrown in. Jail,
so since the minor leagues used to be The Detroit
lions for football, quarterbacks what CAN i hope to getting
rid Of Jared goff to try and have a chance
for one more effort.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
BEFORE i die for A Super?
Speaker 6 (30:30):
Bowl please help?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Me? Yeah, yeah so you might want to send a
letter that always. Works, no they're going to keep him.
Around they're happy being competitive and it is better legally
Blind christopher than the twenty years prior To Jared goff
when they had like two or three good teams in twenty. Years, right.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
That's.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
True, yeah, okay at least you're relevant On. Thanksgiving WHEN
i was, younger The lions always were eliminated by Thanks.
Giving so there's That.
Speaker 8 (31:02):
Thanksgiving we have the more worse losing record in football And.
Thanksgiving why in the heck did THE nfl continue to do?
That because they're stupid, anyhow that's my.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Take you all, right, you thank, you all, Right i'll
talk to you next. Time but you complain all about
THE tv In, London you complained about a, lot but
you're living In. London you've chosen to live. THERE i
don't know if there's some other stuff going on that
we don't know, about but you're choosing to live there.
Anyway oh, yeah, yeah all. Right it is The Ben Mahlor.
Show as we press on here through these overnight. HOURS
(31:32):
i did want to mention This Lou holt. Story we
did a little tribute To lou. Earlier he also had
a great quote back in the in the. Day he
Said god did not Put Lou holtz on this earth
to coach in the. Pros that was after he lasted
Thirteen games in the nineteen, seventies coaching The jets thirteen,
games and then he Said god did not Put Lou
(31:54):
holtz on this earth to coach in the, Pros so
no argue with. That we've, got Asked. Ben for the
rest of the. Hour we need a lot of, questions
so hashtag Asked. Ben we'll get to that and we
will do it.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Next be sure to catch live editions Of The Ben
Maller show weekdays at two Am eastern eleven Pm, Pacific.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Bill, Miller here is The Ben Mallard, Show The Ben Mallor.
Show as we roll along and Ask ben coming up here,
momentarily we are still feeling the after effects of the full.
Moon we had a caller moments ago wake up his
daughter who was sleeping to say. Hello we've had the
last couple of days this failed radio guy who's been
(32:39):
calling up to be a, troll and Blind scott's been
up and. Down it's that, time, man it's the full.
Moon i'm telling you the Astrology insider right yet, again yet,
again she is. Correct you want to hear this, show
you can always find it on the iHeartRadio. App in,
FACT i just got a message from one of my radio,
(33:02):
buddies who's currently eating fish and chips on The Queen
elizabeth somewhere in The Tropical islands down there in The
caribbean and listening on The Wi fi to The iHeartRadio.
App and you can find this anywhere wherever you. Are
(33:25):
is my. Buddy he's, like, hey we GOT i don't
know if he wants me to say his name or,
not but he's, like, hey we got The english pub
on a boat and the whole thing and nine nights
this guy on a. Boat how about? That this on
The iHeartRadio. App check it. Out it's available Everywhere Fox
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Night you're never that far away from The Ben Maler
(33:47):
show on The iHeartRadio app Again Fox Sports Radio. Channel
you can also hear The Ben Maler show, podcast which
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Speaker 3 (34:04):
Out it's now time for.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
A twitter, said is your questions On?
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Twitter?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Now all right here we. Go it's time now for
Ask ben and friends your questions and our. Answers we
do the Round robin And kooper. Loop let's do the.
Dance these are actual questions by actual listeners who used
the hashtag Ask. Ben what's? First all, Right.
Speaker 5 (34:33):
We're gonna start off with a question From Nick He Why?
Nick he wants to know what is your favorite muscle
car if if you have.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
ONE i, guess, Yeah i'm not a big muscle car
guy because my my, HEIGHT i don't really fit in
the muscle. Cars my wife she had one for for a.
While i'm listen to old the classic muscle, car BUT
i guess the The corvette would be the. One but
what about, You?
Speaker 5 (35:01):
Lrena oh, gosh my car knowledge is, extensive just, LIKE, ok.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
So you you want to defer TO.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I DIFFER i like the nineteen Seventy.
Speaker 9 (35:18):
Barracuda OH i like the purple Purple, Barracouta, YEAH i,
gotcha all, right, YEAH i feel like that kind of
ended in the, seventies, right that was the last.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Period of the, sixties mid, sixties of the. Seventies that was
a muscle car. Time and as a, KID i had
these hot wheels that were muscle, cars AND i was
really good at crashing them into the side.
Speaker 9 (35:40):
Of the wall and stuff like.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
That this, still, yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
All, right what is what is? Next?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Year where are we?
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Going all?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Right we have a we have a would you rather
From Ferg?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Dog, Oh Ferg?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
DOG i, yes he wants to, know would you rather
spend a year in jail for ten million dollars or
ten years in jail for a?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Billion all?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Right so one YEAR i get a, million one year
you get ten. Million, oh come, on and that's after.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Taxes it doesn't it does not. Specify, okay.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
You know WHAT i? DO i do the one. YEAR
i think one. Year IF i Have Wi fi in
jail AND i have a, Phone i'm Not i'm not
like a felon or anything like, that So i'm. Not
i'm not in that part of the. JAIL i DON'T
i THINK i can handle a. Year i'd go a.
YEAR i don't want to ten. Years not at my, AGE.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I can't do ten.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Years what about, You?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Lorena, YEAH i think ten mili will be. Enough LIKE
i don't THINK i need more than. That SO i
would do a year for.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Sure to invest that in some you, know some.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Stocks and if you do ten years in, jail you might.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Die AND i if you, die then you can't spend your.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Mind, well the other Thing i've, heard and we have
a lot of boys that listen in. Jail we thank
them for. Listening but sometimes these guys get long sentences
and they don't know how to live outside of. Jail
they become so used to the jail. Life they get
out of, jail they got to go back because they
don't know what to do when they get out. Out.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
Cool, YEAH i agree for for all of those. Reasons
ten millions enough.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
See for take you should have gone two million dollars
for one year and like twenty million for ten or
five or something like. That all, right what's? Next what
do you?
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Got all, right it's ask?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Man this one INERT i, offered did you see this
guy Offered Giant State Mario's Got giants tickets To Opening
dead S he, SAYS i won't. GO i would, go
BUT i think we have a show that. Night he
offered to you.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Too.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Uh shanon Des moines wants to know whenever your show,
ENDS i, guess, like, yeah off the? Air who in
The Mallard militia would you check in?
Speaker 6 (37:36):
On?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Uh, NO i MEAN i. Would IF i don't work,
Here i'll just work somewhere. ELSE i, mean we've got
a big enough. AUDIENCE i would just you, know do
the show somewhere, else so it doesn't matter WHAT i.
Mean i'd like working. Here i'd like to keep working.
Here but IF i didn't work, Here i'd just do something.
Else BUT i just have everyone EVERYONE i can get
ahold of, it have him follow me to WHEREVER i work,
next so, EVERYONE i, guess would be the. Answer what's the? Next?
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Cool what do we?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Got let's?
Speaker 5 (38:03):
See is there a food that you'll? Eat this From King?
Roy a food that you eat no matter even if it's, Expired.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Well, puney because it never. EXPIRES i just do the.
SMELL i do the smell in the. Eyeball if it's growing,
HAIR i don't eat. It if it smells, TERRIBLE i
don't eat it.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
And is not going by my.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
Mouth, yeah bread if there's no if there's no, Mold
i'll eat the bread bad ways you long?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
EH i eat green garlic one time
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