December 1, 2025 • 41 mins
Ben Maller talks about whether or not Ole Miss should have let Lane Kiffin coach through the College Football Playoff, Kiffin saying that "God" told him to leave Ole Miss for LSU, Pat Fitzgerald getting hired as the new coach for Michigan State, Insta-Advice Line, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a cyber Monday special. It's our number three bonus
hot takes.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Normally on a Monday we mostly just talk NFL. However,
we do have a mantra on the overnight show. We
go where the news of the day takes us. And
there's no bigger story in sports than the uprising in Oxford, Mississippi,
after Old Miss said bye bye to their coach he left.
(00:29):
Should ol Miss have let Lane Kiffin coach through the
college football Playoff? They are one of the top teams
in the country this year. Also, Lane Kiffin said God
told him to leave Ole Miss for LSU. Has that
one hit you? And how do you see Pat Fitzgerald? Yeah,
the old Northwestern coach who's in line to take over
at Michigan State for Old Sparty. We'll talk about that
(00:51):
as well. A college football heavy beginning to our three.
Then we'll shift back in to the NFL. Here it
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the rare and appropriate college football. What a story. This
is quite man, This is a humdinger. That's a good story.
I love a good story. A good story. A people screaming,
(02:41):
shouting profanity giving the bird to these guys. This person
Oxford Mississippi. Never been there? You ever been? I've never been,
never been, k Mississippi, never been. Uh So, the weight
is over. It was supposed to happen on Saturday. It
did not happen on Saturday. Where is it? Lane Kevin said?
Bye bye. Lane is leaving Oh Miss a lateral move.
(03:04):
He's staying in the Southeastern Conference. He's taking a job
in Baton Rouge, a lesser team this season LSU. He
will not coach the Rebels in the college football playoff,
which is upcoming here. He announced both things on Sunday
afternoon with a lot of drama. The drama O rama
(03:25):
from Lane Kiffin, the culmination of a week long sojourn
into the coaching carousel for Lane Kiffin. It's been the
thing everyone in that world in college football has been
talking about the last couple of weeks. It was a
great debate that took place and continue to take place.
And Lane Kiffin is in this weird position where everyone says,
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I want to win, I want to win, I want
to win, I want to win. I want to win. Okay,
you got a team good enough to win and you're leaving.
Uh oh Spaghettio. Oh yeah, he's gone. So this has
never happened this way where you know the teams have
coaches leave all the time, but typically if you have
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a championship team, a team that is planned for a title,
you don't leave that team. You don't do it well.
Lane Kiffin decided, I need the money and I'm out,
you suckers, see you later. He's gone, And so yeah,
he had this wild scene as he's not going to
coach the team in the College Football Playoff. You had
old miss fans who were booing loudly. They found out
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where the private planes were. I guess there's not that
many private planes in Oxford, Mississippi. So by the process
of elimination, they found out what part of the airport
Lane Kiffin's planes from LSU were at, and then proceeded.
There were a couple I think a couple hundred people
that showed up. I guess he got nothing else to
do in Oxford, Mississippi on a Sunday afternoon. My god,
(04:53):
that they were there. They were there to boom, Yeah,
and they did. They shouted obscenities, Southern hospitality there to
Lane kiffen see Elaine and a bunch of his friends
and family. I guess mostly family that got off the
SUVs and then got onto the plane to go back
(05:15):
to bottom Rouge. And we actually have some audio. We
have some sound of Lane Kiffin. He did do an
interview at the airport. Here is Lane Kiffin who said
that he did plan on coaching. He wanted to coach
ole Miss. The school had other ideas though.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Again I totally respect Keith's decision.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
So that was his decision.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, yeah, he asked me not to come to the
meeting and said I can come, but which I totally understand.
You know, I don't know that I necessarily agree with that.
You know, we're trying to find a way, you know,
to make this work and coach the team and give
the team the best chance to win. But I also
he's got a job to do, and like he said,
he has to live here. And he said, maybe all
the national people understand why he should let me coach,
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but he has to here and it's a little different
when you're they do. So totally respect that. And Keith
has been amazing to us over the six years.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay, so there's a link. Here's more from lank If
and why'd you turn your back on the old miss
guys and go to LSU. Let's I gotta hear this,
this is would be good here.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
My heart was here. But I just you know, I
talked to some mentors, Coach Carroll, Coach Saban, you know,
and especially when Coach Carroll said, and your dad would
tell you to go man, take the shot, you know,
take the shot if you accomplished a lot here. You know,
I always felt I always hated how we only gave
one year to Tennessee and left. I really hated that
feeling of that, you know, even though it was exciting year.
(06:39):
But you know, I think that we gave a lot
to this program, into the city and you know, some
of those historic wins in this stadium they've ever had,
and best best regular season in the history of the school.
So I feel proud of that part. But it just
became time, you know, I talked to God and go me,
it's time to take a new step. It's a new chapter.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
We're gonna play off that in a minute. That last part.
We might want to bring that back, but let's start
with There's a lot of things to pick a part here,
but the jumping off point would be whether or not
to allow Lane Kiffin to coach in the playoff playoff,
and there's some that have made passionate arguments like Lane
Kiffin should be allowed to coach Ole Miss in the
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college football playoff. This is these are his players, this
is his team until next year then it will be
LSU's team and all that stuff. So the question, as
we discuss the question, should Old Miss have let Lane
Kiffin coach in the college football playoff? Which is now
right around the corner. So my views on this, I've
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got car wash, blocking full back and boxed wine and
we will combine all of these things together and we're
gonna make some grits with a side of Gabba gul
all right, So, first of all, to answer the question,
should Old Miss have allowed Lane Kiffin to coach even
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though he's chosen to go to LSU, The answer is
N plus Z equals no. No, no, no, no, no
hard stop no, nope, absolutely not. They've made the only
call that one can make in this situation at Old Miss.
It's kind of like if your wife dumps you for
a tech billionaire and she says, you know, the house
(08:26):
that we're building in Malibu is not quite done. Can
I just can I just stay with you can until
the house is well. No, no, no you can't. No,
that's not how that works. So it's not really a
relationship with the hostage situation is what it is here.
And Kiffen, he didn't take a coaching job. He won
the powerball jackpot in Batsl Rouge. This is fine. Just
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admit it. Don't give me the old god stuff and
all you just went because that's where the money was.
And it just admitted, And don't tell me it's for
some kind of other higher calling. No it's not. It's
none of that stuff. It's the same exact job. It's
kind of I do a radio show, right, it's my world.
I do the same job that Colin Cowry does. He
gets paid like seventy times when I get paid. But
(09:12):
you think he would go and do what I do? No,
you think I would go and do it? He'd yes,
I'd sell out and do the day shift and be
boring like all the daytime. I would, absolutely, I've said that.
But you look at this situation, right, and seven years
anywhere from eighty five to one hundred million dollars based
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on bonuses and things like that, he gets a front
row seat now since he's not coaching Old Miss, he
can hang out and cuddle with Mike the Tiger, the
live Tiger mascot, and watch Old Miss on television in
the playoff. And if you keep it real, Lane Kiffin
is the king of the coaching car wash. He is,
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he is, He pulls, pulls in dirty and then comes
out shine like he left Old Miss. They are shanning profanities.
Just f bomb fu f you know this. They're planning
stories on the internet about Lane doing some really bad
stuff on the internet when he was coaching Old Miss
and paying people off and all this. And then he
goes to LSU and he's the king. You know, everyone
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loves him. Oh, you're so great, we love you Lane,
way to go and all it's the car wash leaves
dirty and then they wash him from head to tell
you him a tongue bath when he gets to baton
rouge fourteen seasons. You know how many times a Lane
Kiffin coach team is finished in the top ten. How
many times that would be one? How many times in
the top five has Alane Kiffin was obviously one? Or none?
(10:38):
How about none? Zero? There have been no confetti parades
or anything for Lane Kiffen as a head coach. The
man has more viral quotes, which we're grateful for, more
viral quotes than signature wins at LSU. Now he goes
to LSU and all the place he's been Tennessee sc
I guess we got to count fau, but not really
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in Boca. And then obviously what he's done recently at
Old Miss, and so it has not been on the menu,
the championship pedigree, and he's a carnival barker. He brings
the razzle dazzle, which we're fine with. We're okay with that,
and so Old Miss just says, that's it. We're going
to cut ties. And they changed the locks and they
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promoted their defensive coordinator and they chose clarity over chaos.
And the argument that was an argument was made for
years as well. Listen, just let him coach out. It's
much different because of the portal now, and you know
that Lane is going to be poaching the good players
on Old Miss. Hey, why don't you come with me
to Baton Rouge. Enter the portal. We'll bring you over here. Right,
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come on to the portal and true on the Lane train.
Come on, come to the portal, and so he made
his decision, The school made their decision, and Lane can
take his visor, change the logo, go off the LSU,
and the Rebels can take their shot at history. Unlikely
(12:06):
to win the championship, but there's no unbeatable team in
college football this year. Now. Secondly, the SoundBite that we
played there, the second one where he's talked about Pete
Carroll and Nick Saban and he said Lane said that
he ultimately chose LSU over Ole Miss because of God
he played. Can we play that again? Let's play that again?
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This is Lane Kenvin. I just need the last part.
I don't need the rest of it, just the last part.
I think that's the key part of this. So Lane
kiffing here on why he decided to leave Old Miss
and make a lateral move to LSU in the same conference.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
See here, You know, I talk to God and do
mean it's time to take a new step.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
It's a new chapter there. You go talk to God
and God told them he got Elane has time to
go somewhere else, all right, So Lane playing the God
card from the bottom of the deck. How does that one?
How does that one hit you? So Laane Kevin didn't
just leave old Miss. He left with a plus one.
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He did saying God told him. Apparently God even doesn't
like old Miss.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You know God is now calling audibles audible audible audible.
Uh and on coaches, college football coaches. That's wild to be.
So Laine is leaving and he's using the Almighty as
a blocking fullback. Well, I I asked God for some advice,
(13:36):
and God said, you know, the lsu Baton Rouge is
a great place to coach. That is weak sauce is
what that is? Again? Just say listen, they offered me
one hundred fn million dollars nothing to do with God.
Uh No, did the heavens part and did a voice say,
go forth to Baton Rouge. Collect that twelve to fifteen
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minus dollars a year. Lane, do it for God. Come on,
And I am not here to have some kind of
debate about religion and all that. I'm not theology. I'm
not going down that road. However, this is classic Lane Kiffen,
the razzle dazzle. He knows what plays. It's some Bible
(14:21):
belt trickeration by Lane Kiffen on this one. And it says,
I guess it says in the Bible. Life is not
measured by how much you own. It says that in
the Bible. Of course, we've learned over the years that
we're pretty sure that does not include buyouts, right buyouts, recruiting, budgets,
nil funds, all that stuff. Another truth is, and I've
(14:44):
learned this as I've gotten older, that the Bible can
justify pretty much anything. Anything. It's not a knock on
the next per se. It's the critique of human inter interpretation,
meaning that the actual book, it's just there and you
can interpret it how you want. The text of it
(15:06):
is when I meant, but the it's a mere people.
People see what they want to see in the reflection.
So Lane also weaponizing this using as well, you can't
rip me because I prayed, and this is what God
wanted me to do. God likes purple and yellow more
than apparently the old miscolors. And that's what that's all about. Now. Meanwhile,
LSU plays in a stadium where when they play at night,
(15:26):
it's called what it's called death Valley. That does God
like death Death Valley? All right? Come on, they call
it that. It doesn't sound very heavenly to me. What
do I do? All right, so there you go. Good
luck to Lane played the God card. There, it's a
direct deposit. God's a fan of money apparently. All right, now,
(15:47):
final thought. I wanted to mention this because this seems
like kind of a big deal in East Lansing, Michigan
Old Sparty Michigan State. Now they fired Jonathan Smith, who
had been the coach at Oregon State and then went
to Michigan State. Was an epic fail for the Spartans,
and so two years after he was hired they say
bye bye. They whacked his ass. And that was one
(16:10):
day after the Spartans defeated Maryland to conclude the regular season,
and former Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald has emerged. He's back,
although not done done. It's expected to be announced when
the sun rises today that Pat fitzgerial yet, that Pat Fitzgerald,
the one that was in scandal, is going to take over.
(16:31):
So the question how do you see Pat Fitzgerald working
out as he's back in the game in the big
ten at Michigan State. How do you see this working out?
So it is a calculated gamble by Michigan State. Michigan
State is buying low on a guy who's very angry
(16:52):
because he feels like he got the screwjob in college
football and he wants to prove a point and all
that stuff. And he finished above five hundred most of
the time. It seems like he was at Northwestern there.
That's like being Nick Saban in Evanston, Illinois. The man
literally turned water into college football, boxed wine while he
(17:15):
was coaching at Northwestern. And so Fitzgerald was vindicated. This
is the part some people don't like. He was vindicated
without ever being vindicated, if you know what I mean.
Let me explain. So Northwestern fired him and there was
this whole hazing scandal that took place. So Fitzgerald decided,
I'm gonna sue you because this is not true. I
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did not do the things you're accusing me of doing.
So he sued them. He sued them for one hundred
and thirty million dollars. This thing's been going through the
court system. The hazing scandal was uh goo lead with
a capitol U. There were allegations of abuse, racial claims
all come in the full Monty lawsuits were flying in
the air everywhere like a T shirt cannon firing these
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things off. Fitzgerald though he swears he didn't know what
was going on. He said there was no smoking gun,
none of that stuff. And it turns out that Northwestern
apparently agreed or they were not willing to fight, because
they reached an out of court settlement. And this is
why Michigan State is now like, all right, we'll roll
the dice on this guy. And they want to coach
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with edge, and he was one of the more beloved coaches,
and someone with a chip on their shoulder, you get that.
You want people with a chip on their shoulder. And
he's got a chip on the shoulder the size of
a sliding blocking sled and all that stuff. And the
NIL now it's obviously different. Now it's changed every year.
It's a little crazier in college football, the NIL landscape
and all that. And I don't know what kind of
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resources Michigan State's going to give Fitzgerald the recruit big
ten money. Are they going to be able to compete
with Ohio State and Michigan Probably not in terms of
the amount of money they have to spend. But you
can put a good team together and put something nasty
there in East Lansing. It's risky, it's unco comfortable, but
it actually has a pretty good shot of working here.
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riddle of the day. And here's the mallar riddle of
the day. So Cleveland Brown's rookie Shdur Sanders revealed recently
that he only uses blank at restaurants. Again, Brown's rookie
quarterback Shoulder Sanders revealed recently that he only uses blank
at restaurants. That is the Mallor riddle of the day.
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The answer, We'll get to it. We will do it next.
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of sports radio. Back to it we go. Crank that up, Larey.
This is I'm told the last song that you will
hear on Fox Sports Radio this year that does not
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have ho ho ho or some kind of And that.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Is partially my fault because I forgot the reminder that
oh it is for Christmas music. I've just been over
here enjoying my back to Monday music.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
You've been breaking the protocol here, so we will be
going into all. It is December first, and when you
think the holiday season, you think bumper music about Christmas
is what you think.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
And chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeahs, drain. Well, we have a bunch of Mallord. We
have an archive of Malord Christmas tunes that have been
sent in over the years, and so if you want
to send this song in, it'll get a lot of airplay.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
A please.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah, we don't want AI but if you you actually
are you know, I don't care if it sounds so
so whatever we want, like ohio al mister PC, he
actually sent me an email. Mister PC was very nice,
was just happy Thanksgiving. He had sent a song in
that was a Thanksgiving song, but I didn't get it
in time, and then unfortunately I was a good player,
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but he did set a song. But mister PC has
really been great and Jay Scoop and those guys. So
we do play the holiday songs a lot. It is
our way to push back against the machine. Ever, mine
got run over as a classic.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
Going back to prison Christmas.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
A couple of legends on the show. AI see there's
no such stage is calm be it? Drink you Brye
and Yeah beer drinking Brown and half Pint. What a
what a fun couple. They were big stars on the
show for a couple of years, and then unfortunately he died,
but she's still around. I don't know what happened, as
she talks to Kathy and Madison every once in a while.
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She used to doing Okay, I got to pay off
the Mallard riddle of the day here. It is Brown's
rookie quarterback Shoder Sanders only uses blank at restaurants. That
is the question. What is the answer, and let's see
Mallard prop guy says dine and dash in an effort
to increase his quarterback rating. Trimp cocktail from Saint Elmo's
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guessed by Robbie the Mariner fan. It's in Indianapolis. Who else?
Bobby and Florida says he only uses the kids menu.
Wax hair removal from Donkey Sausage. Lady Sideburns also went
with the children's menu, moist tallettes from Late Night drug tester,
paper toilet seat covers guests by Rob the Goatman. What
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else do we have? Page down? Eileen very funny with
a lane kiff and comment there? Who else we have?
The sink from King Rory, that's his answer. Miguel on
Fire says he only uses his hands to eat. That's it. No,
no fork, no chopsticks, single ply toilet paper from Alf
the alien O Piner proper English from Justin in Cincinnati.
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Who else? Steve Eatball says he only uses his toes
to eat at restaurants. The women's restroom from ferg Dog.
See what else do we have? See page down soul
Glow from just Josh in Cincinnati. Who else do you have?
Page down? I can't see that. I can't read that
one on the air, Nate the Hammer says, has his
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father order for him at restaurants? The travel version of
the squatty potty from Fudgie in Boston. Et with the
toilet paper chopsticks from JT the Wingman. See what else
do we have? Uses the toilet sitting down and wipes
with a gasket. It's only from Manuel and Guardina. Big
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Grig Rob says, uses uh Tommy tippy cups at restaurants.
I think sippy a cup. I think I don't know anyway.
Do you have an answer? Lurana's the Mallard Riddle of
the Browns rookie quarterback shotur Sanders only uses blank at restaurants.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
He only uses wet napkins.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Wet napkins? Is that correct?
Speaker 7 (25:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
That is not correct, turns out shrr. Sanders claims he
only uses plastic silverware. He claims that they don't clean
the utensils well enough at restaurants.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Oh, he might be right, actually, Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Spaghetti spends a lot of time in restaurants. Are they
not clean? They don't clean the silverware and all that stuff.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
You just be shocked how much gets stuck on there,
like cheese, like hard stuff, and then they just go
and scrape it off real fast and wash it.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
No, you gotta clean, you see, And you got to
put it in the dishwasher and wash it.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
You got to have Oh yeah, I get it. But
I've seen something.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Okay, did you have to name? No, you probably don't
want to name again. South. Let's go. Let's go to
eat dog on Long Island in New York. Hello, eat dog, Well,
go meat doggie dog, Eat dog, Eat doggy.
Speaker 7 (26:13):
Dog Hey, ben Mo, how are you doing well?
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You got a new girlfriend? You're doing well, you revealed
on Well.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
I'll be honest with you. I have a new girlfriend,
camp but she only wants to get pregnant, so I'm
not dating her no more.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
That's a different name than you gave me last week,
though you gave me a different name. Well Melissa, Well no, Melissa, no, no,
there's there's another day.
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He humpin Nickel, hump Nickel.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
So now you're just making that up. Now you're just
making you she's named after a bread maybe Larina.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Yes, hi, I'm here.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
What you said you like Raymond noodle soup?
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Right?
Speaker 6 (26:52):
And I did not say that Raymond.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
Okay, anyway, there were two coolers that I like very
much see his show manoir. One is Late Night Drug Tester.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
He's not He's not a caller. He just sends comments
on social media. Why are you not on Twitter? By
the way, why are you not ANX or whatever?
Speaker 7 (27:11):
And I like for Dog even though he stole my
nition on my name. Also, Mike Brown is a great coach.
I have a bet with Joe Dog that he's gonna
win thirty games at home. Also, then the Knicks are
going to play on Channel four on the next week.
I want to know who does the announcing. Also, uh
Garrett for the Browns. If they trade him to somebody,
(27:34):
a good team, they may get some good draft choices.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Also I want is this is this a Cyber Monday deal?
You've got a lot of rapid fire takes, a lot
of rapid fire takes here.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
I'm ready to go to program tomorrow to get my
Can you get some orange juice a nice Jewish telecacy?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yes, only only the Jews drink the orange juice.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
That makes sense.
Speaker 7 (27:57):
Also that the guy that his name is Jake, we
call the Jake the Snake.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Oh yeah, no one's ever called somebody named Jake Jake
the Snake. That's never happened. For we had a guy.
We had a guy that was my boardop years ago.
Stay Awake with Jake. Yeah no, we had what about
Stay Awake with Jake. That's a good nickname, Stay Awake
with Jake. Jake Warner used to work here.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Yeah, but I really like this k hump even though
she does weigh two hundred pounds, well.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
She weighs two hundred pounds, but she's seven ten, So
that's skinny.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
You know, she's only uh, she's only like five three
five four, but she has to beat city.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
City.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You should be on the offensive line. Man, come on,
you need offensive lineman. The world needs offensive line. What's
wrong with that?
Speaker 7 (28:40):
I remember I used tobody kill the guy with the ball.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Okay? Can I go? Are you done? What do you want?
What do you want to do?
Speaker 7 (28:51):
I agree with Lorraina about the wet wet types. You know,
for the wet type you know with synders.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Okay, okays a pleasure. It's been a pleasure. Dog. You
got through about twelve minutes of content in three minutes.
Are you proud of yourself?
Speaker 7 (29:10):
I want to host the show because I want to.
I want to pay. I want to make my amends
to uh, blind Scott. I don't want to make all right,
hold on.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
A second, let me hold on. Let's see blind Scott.
Dog would like to make amends with you, Blind Scott.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
I hate you. You left oil on my backside.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Man, all right, it's apparently dog he's not very receptive
to your offer.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
Well, you know what he can do. He could go
answer the iron if he wants.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
He's made an offer to you there e dog blind.
Scott has made an offer to you. I hate you.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
You left dog, you left loub all over my back lash.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Okay, all right, that's uh what? What?
Speaker 7 (29:52):
Oh? When I went to Asiel with my dad, I
cut myself in a Coca Cola bottle and I said
to the rest to the restaurant, dinery guy, and I said,
can I get a Can I get a band aid?
He goes, why I go, can I get a band date?
And my dad goes, this is the Middle East. They
don't know what to get man date is? And uh,
well Scott doesn't know what the blinds uh either?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
All right? Well he hung up. So I tell you
he scared of me. I think he's scared of he must.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
I am the greatest and me and Malissa will rides
to the occasion.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
They okay, well there we'll go, Thank you, go away.
Let's go to Bugatti the trucker driving around somewhere in
the northeast. Hello, Bugatti the trucker. Welcome.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
I'll break one, break one now, radio Chuck.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
You got me a loud and clear over there, loud
and clear ten four ten for lone and clear.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Man.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
I put five bucks chests around Stafford and like I
knew he was gonna lose again. He's not gonna go nowhere.
And guess who's MVP that first off? That first comes down.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Okay, so Stafford's not gonna go anywhere, even though he's
already won a super Bowl with the Rams.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
It doesn't matter, it doesn't that's a dated that's a
dated take. You just gave it dated take, Bugatti, that's
a day to take. That's it's that's just that's what
I heard before the Rams won. He can't win because
he's never won. Well, he won one.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
And uh, let's call Lane Kiffin and see if he
lets us know what church you want to pray for.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I need a million too, I know I can. I can.
I pray to God and God tell me to take
the hundred million dollars. I like that too, can that's
good advice.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
I'll definitely take him. Man, he's giving me twenty eight
hundred bucks a week. I'm not complain it, but I'll
definitely take you.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah, that's good. It plays well man.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
And look at the Jets. The Jets one, well, we.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Get too excited about that? Are you excited about that?
You know you're a cowboy fan. What do you care?
Speaker 7 (31:47):
Sports fan? I love sports on a round you that's
all to watch. I want to watch things on Sundays.
I want to watch good football.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
All right, Well, the Jets aren't good football. You're backing
up right now. I feel like you're backing up.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
No, No, that means I got I means I got
to all light. It tells me when to stop.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Okay, I got you.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
I'm gonna to the truck. I'm gonna test the truck.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Oh you're gonna Tesla truck? Okay, Hello, how are those?
Speaker 7 (32:10):
It's all right? Not that bad. I didn't care for
it all.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Are you talking about like a big ring, like a
big big thing? Or oh wow, yeah that's what I thought.
I've only seen those on the internet, I have. I've
seen photos of them, I haven't seen them actually out
and about? So how long is how long does the
battery last for in those things?
Speaker 7 (32:31):
I haven't over that long?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Longly.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
I only dropping hook So I got an easy gig.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
I got you. And then they just plug it in
when you're not doing it, and then that's all they
got it, and that's it.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
I just right now, I'm gonna pull up to the conscoles.
I'm gonna reversion to the dock and they don't load.
Speaker 8 (32:45):
Me after fifteen minutes and then I have back.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
All right, yeah, look at that. Well, but I love Costco.
Make sure that they get all the Kirkland brand products
that you're bringing them.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
Okay, all right, man, and listen. And it's December first,
and the Cowboys and won the Super Bowl, just to
let you know, all.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Right until December fifteenth when they don't. But I got
to thank you. All right, there's the great Bugatti. He's
all excited about the Cowboys at Bugatti with his Tesla truck.
Let's say hello to helmet man. So the rescue I
did look for helmet man. I wasn't so far. I
did not see helmet man when I was exiting. Hello,
helmet Man.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
I got up there at four after four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Yeah, I was long gone by then. I had to
get out of the game was over by that. I
had to get out of there. You're like, well, I
did leave. The game was over. The Raiders suck. The
game was over, and I was like, I got to
get out of here because there's a lot of people leaving,
and I get to the studio and get ready for
the overnight show. Oh, Mike uh from Vinnis said hello,
(33:45):
he's a worker there. Oh he ran into you. Yeah,
oh that's for Look at that Malard Militia guys bonding
at Sofa Stadium.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
I love when that happens.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Did he buy anything?
Speaker 7 (33:57):
No, No, he was with a love of work in it.
I think you were gonna Harry, he's in a hurry.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Okay, but he Mike, Yeah, but he recognized you, he
knew who you were.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Yeah, he said, he recognized my voice on radio.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Oh look at that. You're famous, helmet man. You have
very distinctive cadence there. You do.
Speaker 7 (34:16):
In first place.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Well that's that's because of the Steelers gagging things away there.
But yeah, you are. You are factually correct at this
particular moment in time. Are you excited about you have
raven fever?
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, the Ravens are. They're tied, but they have the tiebreakers,
so the Ravens are in first place. And overall, if
you look at your conference standings, the Ravens are the
fourth team in the the fourth in the AFC, which
means if the playoffs were to start today, Ravens would
be at so far to take on the charges right
there where you hang out.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Oh yeah, and uh did you run into Tim Kate?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
No, I did not see Tim.
Speaker 7 (34:59):
I don't think he Yeah, I thought he the hosts
of the Raider games.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, he does that from a studio though he doesn't
actually go to the games. He just does that from
a studio.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Oh yeah, I was about that. But I walked around Monty.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Leven v I t yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of
I was right over in that area. I looked for
you as like maybe I'll run into helmet man. I
ran into you one time out there, but I didn't
see you. Yeah, I didn't see yeah.
Speaker 7 (35:22):
Oh unfortunately George Lopez then he is a Raider fan.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I didn't see George there. Did not see George. I
saw a lot of drunk Raider fans, but I did
not see George.
Speaker 7 (35:34):
So yeah, you kind of went to the Laker games.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I don't know that he did that. The Lakers played Memphis,
that's I think. Did they played Memphis? Is that right?
I think? So that's not a great game, the same thing? Whatever?
Uh they suck?
Speaker 7 (35:50):
Uh in let's see where. Oh yeah, I got home
at eleven.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Oh you were there late late night for your helmet man. Yeah,
jamake any money selling me?
Speaker 7 (36:02):
Oh no, because I didn't want to unrope my bungeee courts.
I had too many of those, I gotcha. Backing up
the I am the lambs who up there, and they
had fights and uh they were having fights in front
of seven and eleven.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
That doesn't sound very good. That sounds fun?
Speaker 6 (36:18):
Did you record it?
Speaker 8 (36:21):
You know?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
No?
Speaker 8 (36:21):
I you know what.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I'm amazed by, helmet man. When I used to go
to years ago, helmet Man. I used to go to
cover the Lakers at the Forum when they played there
back in the day. I'm old. And that's there was
a sizzler right across. It's still there. Like that whole
area around the stadium's changed because it's expensive real estate,
but there's that sizzler is still still there. It's great.
I gotta go, helmet man, love you man, call me again,
(36:44):
all right, I gotta go at top of the morning.
There you go. There's a great helmet man. We are
going to have straight ahead. It is very exciting. Instant
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Speaker 7 (39:27):
The Raiders were eliminated when they named Gino Smith their
starting quarterback.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
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So the Raiders they have not won a postseason games
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Normally on a Monday we mostly just talk NFL. However,
we do have a mantra on the overnight show. We
go where the news of the day takes us. And
there's no bigger story in sports than the uprising in Oxford, Mississippi,
after Old Miss said bye bye to their coach he left.
(00:29):
Should ol Miss have let Lane Kiffin coach through the
college football Playoff? They are one of the top teams
in the country this year. Also, Lane Kiffin said God
told him to leave Ole Miss for LSU. Has that
one hit you? And how do you see Pat Fitzgerald? Yeah,
the old Northwestern coach who's in line to take over
at Michigan State for Old Sparty. We'll talk about that
(00:51):
as well. A college football heavy beginning to our three.
Then we'll shift back in to the NFL. Here it
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the rare and appropriate college football. What a story. This
is quite man, This is a humdinger. That's a good story.
I love a good story. A good story. A people screaming,
(02:41):
shouting profanity giving the bird to these guys. This person
Oxford Mississippi. Never been there? You ever been? I've never been,
never been, k Mississippi, never been. Uh So, the weight
is over. It was supposed to happen on Saturday. It
did not happen on Saturday. Where is it? Lane Kevin said?
Bye bye. Lane is leaving Oh Miss a lateral move.
(03:04):
He's staying in the Southeastern Conference. He's taking a job
in Baton Rouge, a lesser team this season LSU. He
will not coach the Rebels in the college football playoff,
which is upcoming here. He announced both things on Sunday
afternoon with a lot of drama. The drama O rama
(03:25):
from Lane Kiffin, the culmination of a week long sojourn
into the coaching carousel for Lane Kiffin. It's been the
thing everyone in that world in college football has been
talking about the last couple of weeks. It was a
great debate that took place and continue to take place.
And Lane Kiffin is in this weird position where everyone says,
(03:47):
I want to win, I want to win, I want
to win, I want to win. I want to win. Okay,
you got a team good enough to win and you're leaving.
Uh oh Spaghettio. Oh yeah, he's gone. So this has
never happened this way where you know the teams have
coaches leave all the time, but typically if you have
(04:08):
a championship team, a team that is planned for a title,
you don't leave that team. You don't do it well.
Lane Kiffin decided, I need the money and I'm out,
you suckers, see you later. He's gone, And so yeah,
he had this wild scene as he's not going to
coach the team in the College Football Playoff. You had
old miss fans who were booing loudly. They found out
(04:32):
where the private planes were. I guess there's not that
many private planes in Oxford, Mississippi. So by the process
of elimination, they found out what part of the airport
Lane Kiffin's planes from LSU were at, and then proceeded.
There were a couple I think a couple hundred people
that showed up. I guess he got nothing else to
do in Oxford, Mississippi on a Sunday afternoon. My god,
(04:53):
that they were there. They were there to boom, Yeah,
and they did. They shouted obscenities, Southern hospitality there to
Lane kiffen see Elaine and a bunch of his friends
and family. I guess mostly family that got off the
SUVs and then got onto the plane to go back
(05:15):
to bottom Rouge. And we actually have some audio. We
have some sound of Lane Kiffin. He did do an
interview at the airport. Here is Lane Kiffin who said
that he did plan on coaching. He wanted to coach
ole Miss. The school had other ideas though.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Again I totally respect Keith's decision.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
So that was his decision.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, yeah, he asked me not to come to the
meeting and said I can come, but which I totally understand.
You know, I don't know that I necessarily agree with that.
You know, we're trying to find a way, you know,
to make this work and coach the team and give
the team the best chance to win. But I also
he's got a job to do, and like he said,
he has to live here. And he said, maybe all
the national people understand why he should let me coach,
(05:59):
but he has to here and it's a little different
when you're they do. So totally respect that. And Keith
has been amazing to us over the six years.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay, so there's a link. Here's more from lank If
and why'd you turn your back on the old miss
guys and go to LSU. Let's I gotta hear this,
this is would be good here.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
My heart was here. But I just you know, I
talked to some mentors, Coach Carroll, Coach Saban, you know,
and especially when Coach Carroll said, and your dad would
tell you to go man, take the shot, you know,
take the shot if you accomplished a lot here. You know,
I always felt I always hated how we only gave
one year to Tennessee and left. I really hated that
feeling of that, you know, even though it was exciting year.
(06:39):
But you know, I think that we gave a lot
to this program, into the city and you know, some
of those historic wins in this stadium they've ever had,
and best best regular season in the history of the school.
So I feel proud of that part. But it just
became time, you know, I talked to God and go me,
it's time to take a new step. It's a new chapter.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
We're gonna play off that in a minute. That last part.
We might want to bring that back, but let's start
with There's a lot of things to pick a part here,
but the jumping off point would be whether or not
to allow Lane Kiffin to coach in the playoff playoff,
and there's some that have made passionate arguments like Lane
Kiffin should be allowed to coach Ole Miss in the
(07:23):
college football playoff. This is these are his players, this
is his team until next year then it will be
LSU's team and all that stuff. So the question, as
we discuss the question, should Old Miss have let Lane
Kiffin coach in the college football playoff? Which is now
right around the corner. So my views on this, I've
(07:44):
got car wash, blocking full back and boxed wine and
we will combine all of these things together and we're
gonna make some grits with a side of Gabba gul
all right, So, first of all, to answer the question,
should Old Miss have allowed Lane Kiffin to coach even
(08:04):
though he's chosen to go to LSU, The answer is
N plus Z equals no. No, no, no, no, no
hard stop no, nope, absolutely not. They've made the only
call that one can make in this situation at Old Miss.
It's kind of like if your wife dumps you for
a tech billionaire and she says, you know, the house
(08:26):
that we're building in Malibu is not quite done. Can
I just can I just stay with you can until
the house is well. No, no, no you can't. No,
that's not how that works. So it's not really a
relationship with the hostage situation is what it is here.
And Kiffen, he didn't take a coaching job. He won
the powerball jackpot in Batsl Rouge. This is fine. Just
(08:50):
admit it. Don't give me the old god stuff and
all you just went because that's where the money was.
And it just admitted, And don't tell me it's for
some kind of other higher calling. No it's not. It's
none of that stuff. It's the same exact job. It's
kind of I do a radio show, right, it's my world.
I do the same job that Colin Cowry does. He
gets paid like seventy times when I get paid. But
(09:12):
you think he would go and do what I do? No,
you think I would go and do it? He'd yes,
I'd sell out and do the day shift and be
boring like all the daytime. I would, absolutely, I've said that.
But you look at this situation, right, and seven years
anywhere from eighty five to one hundred million dollars based
(09:33):
on bonuses and things like that, he gets a front
row seat now since he's not coaching Old Miss, he
can hang out and cuddle with Mike the Tiger, the
live Tiger mascot, and watch Old Miss on television in
the playoff. And if you keep it real, Lane Kiffin
is the king of the coaching car wash. He is,
(09:54):
he is, He pulls, pulls in dirty and then comes
out shine like he left Old Miss. They are shanning profanities.
Just f bomb fu f you know this. They're planning
stories on the internet about Lane doing some really bad
stuff on the internet when he was coaching Old Miss
and paying people off and all this. And then he
goes to LSU and he's the king. You know, everyone
(10:15):
loves him. Oh, you're so great, we love you Lane,
way to go and all it's the car wash leaves
dirty and then they wash him from head to tell
you him a tongue bath when he gets to baton
rouge fourteen seasons. You know how many times a Lane
Kiffin coach team is finished in the top ten. How
many times that would be one? How many times in
the top five has Alane Kiffin was obviously one? Or none?
(10:38):
How about none? Zero? There have been no confetti parades
or anything for Lane Kiffen as a head coach. The
man has more viral quotes, which we're grateful for, more
viral quotes than signature wins at LSU. Now he goes
to LSU and all the place he's been Tennessee sc
I guess we got to count fau, but not really
(10:59):
in Boca. And then obviously what he's done recently at
Old Miss, and so it has not been on the menu,
the championship pedigree, and he's a carnival barker. He brings
the razzle dazzle, which we're fine with. We're okay with that,
and so Old Miss just says, that's it. We're going
to cut ties. And they changed the locks and they
(11:22):
promoted their defensive coordinator and they chose clarity over chaos.
And the argument that was an argument was made for
years as well. Listen, just let him coach out. It's
much different because of the portal now, and you know
that Lane is going to be poaching the good players
on Old Miss. Hey, why don't you come with me
to Baton Rouge. Enter the portal. We'll bring you over here. Right,
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come on to the portal and true on the Lane train.
Come on, come to the portal, and so he made
his decision, The school made their decision, and Lane can
take his visor, change the logo, go off the LSU,
and the Rebels can take their shot at history. Unlikely
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to win the championship, but there's no unbeatable team in
college football this year. Now. Secondly, the SoundBite that we
played there, the second one where he's talked about Pete
Carroll and Nick Saban and he said Lane said that
he ultimately chose LSU over Ole Miss because of God
he played. Can we play that again? Let's play that again?
(12:26):
This is Lane Kenvin. I just need the last part.
I don't need the rest of it, just the last part.
I think that's the key part of this. So Lane
kiffing here on why he decided to leave Old Miss
and make a lateral move to LSU in the same conference.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
See here, You know, I talk to God and do
mean it's time to take a new step.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
It's a new chapter there. You go talk to God
and God told them he got Elane has time to
go somewhere else, all right, So Lane playing the God
card from the bottom of the deck. How does that one?
How does that one hit you? So Laane Kevin didn't
just leave old Miss. He left with a plus one.
(13:09):
He did saying God told him. Apparently God even doesn't
like old Miss.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You know God is now calling audibles audible audible audible.
Uh and on coaches, college football coaches. That's wild to be.
So Laine is leaving and he's using the Almighty as
a blocking fullback. Well, I I asked God for some advice,
(13:36):
and God said, you know, the lsu Baton Rouge is
a great place to coach. That is weak sauce is
what that is? Again? Just say listen, they offered me
one hundred fn million dollars nothing to do with God.
Uh No, did the heavens part and did a voice say,
go forth to Baton Rouge. Collect that twelve to fifteen
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minus dollars a year. Lane, do it for God. Come on,
And I am not here to have some kind of
debate about religion and all that. I'm not theology. I'm
not going down that road. However, this is classic Lane Kiffen,
the razzle dazzle. He knows what plays. It's some Bible
(14:21):
belt trickeration by Lane Kiffen on this one. And it says,
I guess it says in the Bible. Life is not
measured by how much you own. It says that in
the Bible. Of course, we've learned over the years that
we're pretty sure that does not include buyouts, right buyouts, recruiting, budgets,
nil funds, all that stuff. Another truth is, and I've
(14:44):
learned this as I've gotten older, that the Bible can
justify pretty much anything. Anything. It's not a knock on
the next per se. It's the critique of human inter interpretation,
meaning that the actual book, it's just there and you
can interpret it how you want. The text of it
(15:06):
is when I meant, but the it's a mere people.
People see what they want to see in the reflection.
So Lane also weaponizing this using as well, you can't
rip me because I prayed, and this is what God
wanted me to do. God likes purple and yellow more
than apparently the old miscolors. And that's what that's all about. Now. Meanwhile,
LSU plays in a stadium where when they play at night,
(15:26):
it's called what it's called death Valley. That does God
like death Death Valley? All right? Come on, they call
it that. It doesn't sound very heavenly to me. What
do I do? All right, so there you go. Good
luck to Lane played the God card. There, it's a
direct deposit. God's a fan of money apparently. All right, now,
(15:47):
final thought. I wanted to mention this because this seems
like kind of a big deal in East Lansing, Michigan
Old Sparty Michigan State. Now they fired Jonathan Smith, who
had been the coach at Oregon State and then went
to Michigan State. Was an epic fail for the Spartans,
and so two years after he was hired they say
bye bye. They whacked his ass. And that was one
(16:10):
day after the Spartans defeated Maryland to conclude the regular season,
and former Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald has emerged. He's back,
although not done done. It's expected to be announced when
the sun rises today that Pat fitzgerial yet, that Pat Fitzgerald,
the one that was in scandal, is going to take over.
(16:31):
So the question how do you see Pat Fitzgerald working
out as he's back in the game in the big
ten at Michigan State. How do you see this working out?
So it is a calculated gamble by Michigan State. Michigan
State is buying low on a guy who's very angry
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because he feels like he got the screwjob in college
football and he wants to prove a point and all
that stuff. And he finished above five hundred most of
the time. It seems like he was at Northwestern there.
That's like being Nick Saban in Evanston, Illinois. The man
literally turned water into college football, boxed wine while he
(17:15):
was coaching at Northwestern. And so Fitzgerald was vindicated. This
is the part some people don't like. He was vindicated
without ever being vindicated, if you know what I mean.
Let me explain. So Northwestern fired him and there was
this whole hazing scandal that took place. So Fitzgerald decided,
I'm gonna sue you because this is not true. I
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did not do the things you're accusing me of doing.
So he sued them. He sued them for one hundred
and thirty million dollars. This thing's been going through the
court system. The hazing scandal was uh goo lead with
a capitol U. There were allegations of abuse, racial claims
all come in the full Monty lawsuits were flying in
the air everywhere like a T shirt cannon firing these
(18:00):
things off. Fitzgerald though he swears he didn't know what
was going on. He said there was no smoking gun,
none of that stuff. And it turns out that Northwestern
apparently agreed or they were not willing to fight, because
they reached an out of court settlement. And this is
why Michigan State is now like, all right, we'll roll
the dice on this guy. And they want to coach
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with edge, and he was one of the more beloved coaches,
and someone with a chip on their shoulder, you get that.
You want people with a chip on their shoulder. And
he's got a chip on the shoulder the size of
a sliding blocking sled and all that stuff. And the
NIL now it's obviously different. Now it's changed every year.
It's a little crazier in college football, the NIL landscape
and all that. And I don't know what kind of
(18:44):
resources Michigan State's going to give Fitzgerald the recruit big
ten money. Are they going to be able to compete
with Ohio State and Michigan Probably not in terms of
the amount of money they have to spend. But you
can put a good team together and put something nasty
there in East Lansing. It's risky, it's unco comfortable, but
it actually has a pretty good shot of working here.
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This is one of those Boomer bust situations. Boomer Bust,
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We'll get back to the calls eight seven, seven ninety
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(19:28):
riddle of the day. And here's the mallar riddle of
the day. So Cleveland Brown's rookie Shdur Sanders revealed recently
that he only uses blank at restaurants. Again, Brown's rookie
quarterback Shoulder Sanders revealed recently that he only uses blank
at restaurants. That is the Mallor riddle of the day.
(19:50):
The answer, We'll get to it. We will do it next.
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can it We'll be used against you in the court
of sports radio. Back to it we go. Crank that up, Larey.
This is I'm told the last song that you will
hear on Fox Sports Radio this year that does not
(21:19):
have ho ho ho or some kind of And that.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Is partially my fault because I forgot the reminder that
oh it is for Christmas music. I've just been over
here enjoying my back to Monday music.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
You've been breaking the protocol here, so we will be
going into all. It is December first, and when you
think the holiday season, you think bumper music about Christmas
is what you think.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
And chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeahs, drain. Well, we have a bunch of Mallord. We
have an archive of Malord Christmas tunes that have been
sent in over the years, and so if you want
to send this song in, it'll get a lot of airplay.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
A please.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah, we don't want AI but if you you actually
are you know, I don't care if it sounds so
so whatever we want, like ohio al mister PC, he
actually sent me an email. Mister PC was very nice,
was just happy Thanksgiving. He had sent a song in
that was a Thanksgiving song, but I didn't get it
in time, and then unfortunately I was a good player,
(22:21):
but he did set a song. But mister PC has
really been great and Jay Scoop and those guys. So
we do play the holiday songs a lot. It is
our way to push back against the machine. Ever, mine
got run over as a classic.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
Going back to prison Christmas.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
A couple of legends on the show. AI see there's
no such stage is calm be it? Drink you Brye
and Yeah beer drinking Brown and half Pint. What a
what a fun couple. They were big stars on the
show for a couple of years, and then unfortunately he died,
but she's still around. I don't know what happened, as
she talks to Kathy and Madison every once in a while.
(23:03):
She used to doing Okay, I got to pay off
the Mallard riddle of the day here. It is Brown's
rookie quarterback Shoder Sanders only uses blank at restaurants. That
is the question. What is the answer, and let's see
Mallard prop guy says dine and dash in an effort
to increase his quarterback rating. Trimp cocktail from Saint Elmo's
(23:26):
guessed by Robbie the Mariner fan. It's in Indianapolis. Who else?
Bobby and Florida says he only uses the kids menu.
Wax hair removal from Donkey Sausage. Lady Sideburns also went
with the children's menu, moist tallettes from Late Night drug tester,
paper toilet seat covers guests by Rob the Goatman. What
(23:49):
else do we have? Page down? Eileen very funny with
a lane kiff and comment there? Who else we have?
The sink from King Rory, that's his answer. Miguel on
Fire says he only uses his hands to eat. That's it. No,
no fork, no chopsticks, single ply toilet paper from Alf
the alien O Piner proper English from Justin in Cincinnati.
(24:16):
Who else? Steve Eatball says he only uses his toes
to eat at restaurants. The women's restroom from ferg Dog.
See what else do we have? See page down soul
Glow from just Josh in Cincinnati. Who else do you have?
Page down? I can't see that. I can't read that
one on the air, Nate the Hammer says, has his
(24:41):
father order for him at restaurants? The travel version of
the squatty potty from Fudgie in Boston. Et with the
toilet paper chopsticks from JT the Wingman. See what else
do we have? Uses the toilet sitting down and wipes
with a gasket. It's only from Manuel and Guardina. Big
(25:04):
Grig Rob says, uses uh Tommy tippy cups at restaurants.
I think sippy a cup. I think I don't know anyway.
Do you have an answer? Lurana's the Mallard Riddle of
the Browns rookie quarterback shotur Sanders only uses blank at restaurants.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
He only uses wet napkins.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Wet napkins? Is that correct?
Speaker 7 (25:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
That is not correct, turns out shrr. Sanders claims he
only uses plastic silverware. He claims that they don't clean
the utensils well enough at restaurants.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Oh, he might be right, actually, Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Spaghetti spends a lot of time in restaurants. Are they
not clean? They don't clean the silverware and all that stuff.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
You just be shocked how much gets stuck on there,
like cheese, like hard stuff, and then they just go
and scrape it off real fast and wash it.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
No, you gotta clean, you see, And you got to
put it in the dishwasher and wash it.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
You got to have Oh yeah, I get it. But
I've seen something.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Okay, did you have to name? No, you probably don't
want to name again. South. Let's go. Let's go to
eat dog on Long Island in New York. Hello, eat dog, Well,
go meat doggie dog, Eat dog, Eat doggy.
Speaker 7 (26:13):
Dog Hey, ben Mo, how are you doing well?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
You got a new girlfriend? You're doing well, you revealed
on Well.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
I'll be honest with you. I have a new girlfriend,
camp but she only wants to get pregnant, so I'm
not dating her no more.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
That's a different name than you gave me last week,
though you gave me a different name. Well Melissa, Well no, Melissa, no, no,
there's there's another day.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
He humpin Nickel, hump Nickel.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
So now you're just making that up. Now you're just
making you she's named after a bread maybe Larina.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Yes, hi, I'm here.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
What you said you like Raymond noodle soup?
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Right?
Speaker 6 (26:52):
And I did not say that Raymond.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
Okay, anyway, there were two coolers that I like very
much see his show manoir. One is Late Night Drug Tester.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
He's not He's not a caller. He just sends comments
on social media. Why are you not on Twitter? By
the way, why are you not ANX or whatever?
Speaker 7 (27:11):
And I like for Dog even though he stole my
nition on my name. Also, Mike Brown is a great coach.
I have a bet with Joe Dog that he's gonna
win thirty games at home. Also, then the Knicks are
going to play on Channel four on the next week.
I want to know who does the announcing. Also, uh
Garrett for the Browns. If they trade him to somebody,
(27:34):
a good team, they may get some good draft choices.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Also I want is this is this a Cyber Monday deal?
You've got a lot of rapid fire takes, a lot
of rapid fire takes here.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
I'm ready to go to program tomorrow to get my
Can you get some orange juice a nice Jewish telecacy?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yes, only only the Jews drink the orange juice.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
That makes sense.
Speaker 7 (27:57):
Also that the guy that his name is Jake, we
call the Jake the Snake.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Oh yeah, no one's ever called somebody named Jake Jake
the Snake. That's never happened. For we had a guy.
We had a guy that was my boardop years ago.
Stay Awake with Jake. Yeah no, we had what about
Stay Awake with Jake. That's a good nickname, Stay Awake
with Jake. Jake Warner used to work here.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Yeah, but I really like this k hump even though
she does weigh two hundred pounds, well.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
She weighs two hundred pounds, but she's seven ten, So
that's skinny.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
You know, she's only uh, she's only like five three
five four, but she has to beat city.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
City.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You should be on the offensive line. Man, come on,
you need offensive lineman. The world needs offensive line. What's
wrong with that?
Speaker 7 (28:40):
I remember I used tobody kill the guy with the ball.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Okay? Can I go? Are you done? What do you want?
What do you want to do?
Speaker 7 (28:51):
I agree with Lorraina about the wet wet types. You know,
for the wet type you know with synders.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Okay, okays a pleasure. It's been a pleasure. Dog. You
got through about twelve minutes of content in three minutes.
Are you proud of yourself?
Speaker 7 (29:10):
I want to host the show because I want to.
I want to pay. I want to make my amends
to uh, blind Scott. I don't want to make all right,
hold on.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
A second, let me hold on. Let's see blind Scott.
Dog would like to make amends with you, Blind Scott.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
I hate you. You left oil on my backside.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Man, all right, it's apparently dog he's not very receptive
to your offer.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
Well, you know what he can do. He could go
answer the iron if he wants.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
He's made an offer to you there e dog blind.
Scott has made an offer to you. I hate you.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
You left dog, you left loub all over my back lash.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Okay, all right, that's uh what? What?
Speaker 7 (29:52):
Oh? When I went to Asiel with my dad, I
cut myself in a Coca Cola bottle and I said
to the rest to the restaurant, dinery guy, and I said,
can I get a Can I get a band aid?
He goes, why I go, can I get a band date?
And my dad goes, this is the Middle East. They
don't know what to get man date is? And uh,
well Scott doesn't know what the blinds uh either?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
All right? Well he hung up. So I tell you
he scared of me. I think he's scared of he must.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
I am the greatest and me and Malissa will rides
to the occasion.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
They okay, well there we'll go, Thank you, go away.
Let's go to Bugatti the trucker driving around somewhere in
the northeast. Hello, Bugatti the trucker. Welcome.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
I'll break one, break one now, radio Chuck.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
You got me a loud and clear over there, loud
and clear ten four ten for lone and clear.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Man.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
I put five bucks chests around Stafford and like I
knew he was gonna lose again. He's not gonna go nowhere.
And guess who's MVP that first off? That first comes down.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Okay, so Stafford's not gonna go anywhere, even though he's
already won a super Bowl with the Rams.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
It doesn't matter, it doesn't that's a dated that's a
dated take. You just gave it dated take, Bugatti, that's
a day to take. That's it's that's just that's what
I heard before the Rams won. He can't win because
he's never won. Well, he won one.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
And uh, let's call Lane Kiffin and see if he
lets us know what church you want to pray for.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I need a million too, I know I can. I can.
I pray to God and God tell me to take
the hundred million dollars. I like that too, can that's
good advice.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
I'll definitely take him. Man, he's giving me twenty eight
hundred bucks a week. I'm not complain it, but I'll
definitely take you.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah, that's good. It plays well man.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
And look at the Jets. The Jets one, well, we.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Get too excited about that? Are you excited about that?
You know you're a cowboy fan. What do you care?
Speaker 7 (31:47):
Sports fan? I love sports on a round you that's
all to watch. I want to watch things on Sundays.
I want to watch good football.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
All right, Well, the Jets aren't good football. You're backing
up right now. I feel like you're backing up.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
No, No, that means I got I means I got
to all light. It tells me when to stop.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Okay, I got you.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
I'm gonna to the truck. I'm gonna test the truck.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Oh you're gonna Tesla truck? Okay, Hello, how are those?
Speaker 7 (32:10):
It's all right? Not that bad. I didn't care for
it all.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Are you talking about like a big ring, like a
big big thing? Or oh wow, yeah that's what I thought.
I've only seen those on the internet, I have. I've
seen photos of them, I haven't seen them actually out
and about? So how long is how long does the
battery last for in those things?
Speaker 7 (32:31):
I haven't over that long?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Longly.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
I only dropping hook So I got an easy gig.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
I got you. And then they just plug it in
when you're not doing it, and then that's all they
got it, and that's it.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
I just right now, I'm gonna pull up to the conscoles.
I'm gonna reversion to the dock and they don't load.
Speaker 8 (32:45):
Me after fifteen minutes and then I have back.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
All right, yeah, look at that. Well, but I love Costco.
Make sure that they get all the Kirkland brand products
that you're bringing them.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
Okay, all right, man, and listen. And it's December first,
and the Cowboys and won the Super Bowl, just to
let you know, all.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Right until December fifteenth when they don't. But I got
to thank you. All right, there's the great Bugatti. He's
all excited about the Cowboys at Bugatti with his Tesla truck.
Let's say hello to helmet man. So the rescue I
did look for helmet man. I wasn't so far. I
did not see helmet man when I was exiting. Hello,
helmet Man.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
I got up there at four after four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Yeah, I was long gone by then. I had to
get out of the game was over by that. I
had to get out of there. You're like, well, I
did leave. The game was over. The Raiders suck. The
game was over, and I was like, I got to
get out of here because there's a lot of people leaving,
and I get to the studio and get ready for
the overnight show. Oh, Mike uh from Vinnis said hello,
(33:45):
he's a worker there. Oh he ran into you. Yeah,
oh that's for Look at that Malard Militia guys bonding
at Sofa Stadium.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
I love when that happens.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Did he buy anything?
Speaker 7 (33:57):
No, No, he was with a love of work in it.
I think you were gonna Harry, he's in a hurry.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Okay, but he Mike, Yeah, but he recognized you, he
knew who you were.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Yeah, he said, he recognized my voice on radio.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Oh look at that. You're famous, helmet man. You have
very distinctive cadence there. You do.
Speaker 7 (34:16):
In first place.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Well that's that's because of the Steelers gagging things away there.
But yeah, you are. You are factually correct at this
particular moment in time. Are you excited about you have
raven fever?
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, the Ravens are. They're tied, but they have the tiebreakers,
so the Ravens are in first place. And overall, if
you look at your conference standings, the Ravens are the
fourth team in the the fourth in the AFC, which
means if the playoffs were to start today, Ravens would
be at so far to take on the charges right
there where you hang out.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Oh yeah, and uh did you run into Tim Kate?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
No, I did not see Tim.
Speaker 7 (34:59):
I don't think he Yeah, I thought he the hosts
of the Raider games.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, he does that from a studio though he doesn't
actually go to the games. He just does that from
a studio.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Oh yeah, I was about that. But I walked around Monty.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Leven v I t yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of
I was right over in that area. I looked for
you as like maybe I'll run into helmet man. I
ran into you one time out there, but I didn't
see you. Yeah, I didn't see yeah.
Speaker 7 (35:22):
Oh unfortunately George Lopez then he is a Raider fan.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I didn't see George there. Did not see George. I
saw a lot of drunk Raider fans, but I did
not see George.
Speaker 7 (35:34):
So yeah, you kind of went to the Laker games.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I don't know that he did that. The Lakers played Memphis,
that's I think. Did they played Memphis? Is that right?
I think? So that's not a great game, the same thing? Whatever?
Uh they suck?
Speaker 7 (35:50):
Uh in let's see where. Oh yeah, I got home
at eleven.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Oh you were there late late night for your helmet man. Yeah,
jamake any money selling me?
Speaker 7 (36:02):
Oh no, because I didn't want to unrope my bungeee courts.
I had too many of those, I gotcha. Backing up
the I am the lambs who up there, and they
had fights and uh they were having fights in front
of seven and eleven.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
That doesn't sound very good. That sounds fun?
Speaker 6 (36:18):
Did you record it?
Speaker 8 (36:21):
You know?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
No?
Speaker 8 (36:21):
I you know what.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I'm amazed by, helmet man. When I used to go
to years ago, helmet Man. I used to go to
cover the Lakers at the Forum when they played there
back in the day. I'm old. And that's there was
a sizzler right across. It's still there. Like that whole
area around the stadium's changed because it's expensive real estate,
but there's that sizzler is still still there. It's great.
I gotta go, helmet man, love you man, call me again,
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all right, I gotta go at top of the morning.
There you go. There's a great helmet man. We are
going to have straight ahead. It is very exciting. Instant
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With you talking to.
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Son, hear some interesting advice, Hold that though no one's
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And if you don't like it, anyway, we go. It's
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have not won a postseason game since three. Tom Brady
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a terrible executive slash owner. And so any advice to
the Raiders At eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox,
you're live on the air. When you hear my voice,
we'll start out with you online Number one advice to
the Raiders. Line one, Kay, motherfucker? All right, thank you
for that line too. You're on the air. Hello, line too,
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the podcast. Line two, you're on the air. We're giving
advice to the Raiders. Hello.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
The Raiders were eliminated when they named Gino Smith their
starting quarterback.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
That's right. They traded for him and then paid him.
What a bunch of dumb dumbs. Oh, my god. This
is one of the cases the fans, no more than
the idiots running the teams are Line four, you're on
the airline fur.
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Hello, don't accuse me of stealing your nickname.
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I've been Ferg Dog before you're even born.
Speaker 8 (39:46):
Dog.
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That's right, e Dog. We should have Ferg Dog versus
E Dog in the octagon. What be a big event
on the show, boy, that would be for we should
set that up. Line five, you're on the airline five.
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Hello, Yeah, morning time. So it is true you can
have you hit is still drowning.
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It's the great, the one and only, our friend Rick
and Maryland. Line six, you're on the air we're giving advice.
So the Raiders they have not won a postseason games
since O three. They have now been eliminated from the
playoffs this year. No no playoffs for them.
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Hey, there's our buddy in Missouri. It was at in
marine boot camp with the legend most famous drill sergeant
of them all there from Full Metal Jacket. Line two,
you're on the airline too, Hello.
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I want some Raymond noodles?
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Okay, Raymond, Yeah, Raymond new that's uh I think that's
from that old CBS show Everyone Loves Raymond.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Speaker 8 (40:46):
Hello, Yeah, champions in March.
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Yes, well they do win the they win the offseason, they do.
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Yeah.
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of ice. Line hello. Line four. Oh, oh's all right,
I hurry up. One last call. Who's gonna be cool?
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I go, oh man, we can take sh I'm playing that.
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