January 20, 2026 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about 49ers DC Robert Saleh getting hired as the next head coach for the Tennessee Titans, Packers DC Jeff Hafley getting a shot to lead the Miami Dolphins, Eric Bieniemy returning to the Kansas City Chiefs, Maller to the Third Degree, Maller's Mountain of Money: Orlando Bloom Edition, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How do you do?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our number three, our number three, and a new
head coach in the NFL. Couple of new coaches in
the NFL will start out in Nashville, where the country
music is good and the football is bad. Is former
Jets boss Robert Salah, a quality coaching higher for the
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Tennessee Titans, as he is attentively agreed to a deal
in the overnight to coach the Tennessee Titans. Also another
new coach in South Florida is Packers defensive coordinator Jeff Haffley,
a home run higher for the beleaguered Dolphins. And does
Eric be enemy returning to the Chiefs as offensive coordinator?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Move the needle.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
That's the hot talk. We'll go there as well some
other surprises along the way. Here it is our number three.
Remember the Titans, Well, the only time we talk about
them is they make a draft pick or hire a coach,
one of those two things.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
That's happened.
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We have mallor to the third degree that'll be coming
up in a little bit time shifted, but we begin
with this in this story breaking the nighttime hours. Here
another new coach heading into the NFL. Well, not a
new coach, just a coach that we've heard of but
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didn't have a job, didn't have a seat at the table.
We head to Nashville, and if you have not heard
the news by now, maybe not. Maybe you missed it.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Oh Man, big news, all Man, big.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
News, breaking news from Fox Sports.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
The Tennessee Titans have hired another bad coach. This just
into the Fox Sports radio newsroom. Uh yeah, so we
have learned the Titans have agreed they're finalizing. That means
docu signing the teas and crossing the t's, dotting the
guys and all that. The Titans are finalizing a deal
to hire former forty nine er defensive coordinator Robert Sala
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as their next head coach. He beat out Chiefs offensive
coordinator Matt Nagy for the job. Sala, who failed splendidly
in a blaze of disaster with the Jets. He spent
a year with the Niners, and now he's back. He
spent the day on Monday, we are told whining and
dining with the team from Nashville, the executives there. They
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were all hanging out together having a pow wow. And
how did that go?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
It went well enough where the Tennessee Titans decided, Okay,
we're impressed with you, so we're gonna hire you as
our coach moving forward. That is a good jumping off point.
Let us discuss the question. Is former Jets boss Robert
Salah a quality coaching higher for the Tennessee Titans. Now,
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I don't have a good poker face. I've already revealed
my answer. I don't have a great poker face on
this one. I've got blenders, Buddy System, and Burger King
and we will combine all of these things together and
we're gonna make some rice and some Terioki chicken is
what we're gonna make and it'll be fricking delicious pineapple
on the side. That's the way to go, one hundred percent,
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that's the way to go. Absolutely. So first of all,
we obviously we don't work for Sunshine Radio.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
We're not doing that.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
We give you real talk, not the caller because he retired.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
He's gone.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Let's call it what it is here. This is a
treasure hunt by the Tennessee football team. The people running
the Titans are holding a in my head, the cartoon
bubble in my head. They're holding a crumpled map from
a gas station just outside Music City, and they're trying
to find the Promised Land. And it's the Titans front office.
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They wandered into an Amazon bulk liquidation store. So they
wandered in there, and they're currently diving, the Tennessee Titans
executives diving in the giant palettes that are arked returned
open item could be damaged by as is by as is, okay,
so they're doing that. And right now the Titans front
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office is elbowed deep in returned blenders. Okay, they got that. Now,
there are some other idems. An air fryer that was
supposed to be sent to our guy in my in Florida.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
But he didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
So they're up to there, you know what, in blenders
and other items and these are all missing instruction manuals
and the boxes open and you're really hoping that it
all works out. So Robert Sala's resume, okay, his resume
is not a bag coordinator, not a bag coordinator, head coach.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Forget about it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Forget about it, right, So you're gonna get him with
all the dents. The instructions aren't there, and good luck.
So why is Salah in line to get the job
with the Tennessee Titans. That one is not that difficult
because of gog gift of gab. Gift of gab.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
That is why. That is my theory.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
It's a term we use every once in a while.
It's called the Spengali effect. And Robert Sala has this ability.
TV guys, you watch the Niners this year, and you
watch the broadcast, and at least twice every game the
Niners played in this year, the TV guys gave a
public bubble bath and massage that is illegal in the
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Bible belt to Robert Sala because he's.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Really good with the vibe. Man, he's really good with
the vibe great.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
So being likable does get you into honky talk, because
that is where Robert Sala will be coaching in honky talk.
There not out of last place, mind you, not out
of last place, but that's where he ends up. And
so the job is the job. There's only a few
of these jobs. They pay very good money. Good luck
on that. So he had that job head coach in
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the NFL with a down and out team the Jets.
He coached fifty six games in the NFL and was
sixteen games under five hundred. I never played in the NFL.
I never coached in the NFL. I think that blows.
That's just me though. Not a rebuild. That is a
slow week. That is a slow leak. When he was
coaching the Jets. Now, Robert Sala inherits the Nashville Jets,
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that's what he inherits. They are the Jets below the
Mason Dixon line, same losing culture. The Jets have just
more hot chicken restaurants. They got that in better country music.
So those two things and keep in wind the franchise.
Their savior is cam Ward, and cam Ward came up
with the slogan for the Tennessee Titans. We ass that
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was his slogan. We ass two words, that's the marketing slogan.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
We ass.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
So the Tennessee Titans went out and they hired a
tushy as a head coach. Some of those dude wipes
is what they need?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
There?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
My god, what a mess the badunka dunk of head coach,
is there? Good luck on that? Yes, yeah, we asked
mister ra Rah, mister ra rab and he does not
get a team that is better than the Jets. He
gets a team that is actually worse than the Jets.
And good luck on that. Lacking the elite pedigree up
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and down the roster, and so cam Ward is said
to be the guiding light. That's what everyone says. And
the talent is thin. The pep talk win one for
the Salah. Good luck on that. That's like karaoke music
loud and no one will remember it when they sober
up the next day. All right, Now, secondly, we have
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another head coach.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
We head out of Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Miami, where the palm trees sway, the humidity hugs, and
the debt collector. If you're our friend, Billy is knocking
on your door. Another name gets crossed off the Big Board,
not a list, Benny's Big Board of coaching hires.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Another name gone.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
We have learned that the Miami Dolphins that used to
be a good team if you're like sixty, The Miami
Dolphins are set to hire Packers defensive coordinator Jeff Halfley
as their next head coach. Who Jeff Halfley is in
line to be the next head coach of the team
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from Miami. So I know you had to look him up.
It's never good when you have to go to Wikipedia
and say, who's that guy? How do you spell that's?
Let me check out?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
AI see what I got? All right?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So question is Jeff Halfley a home run higher for
the Dolphins. So, as the official scorer on all coaching highers,
I don't know if you know that, but I am
the official scorer on the overnight for all coaching.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Hires, I am yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
On my score sheet, Jeff Haffley going to Miami is
a Baltimore chop. Now, if you're not a baseball fan,
you might not know what a Baltimore chop is. It
is not eating a pork chop with sports. With Coleman
in Baltimore, there is not that. A Baltimore chop is
when you swing the bat and hit the ball right
in the dirt in front of home plate and it
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takes a weird bounce and it goes really high up
in the air and everyone just kind of shrugs, the
ball lands and the runners safe at first base. That's
a Baltimore chop because the Orioles back in the day,
they used to make sure the stadium in that those
hot summer months, they did not water the dirt in
front of home plate, and so the dirt got very
hard in those the tough Maryland summers, and so that
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was the strategy they used. But I guess so it's
a base hit. It's not a double, it's not a triple,
it's not a home run. It's just a basic base hit. Here,
move along. You're not going to porny champagne. It's possible
you get some lukewarm tap water on ocean drive. Now,
Halfley's resume standard standard chow. He's in his mid forties.
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He's coached a quarter of a century, punching the clock
everywhere from Walla Walla, Washington to Kalamazoo and even Timbuctoo.
He's been everywhere looking at the bio. It just pops
Jack as in, just a coach, just a coach. Here
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spent four years at Boston College. So I sent a
text to one of my friends who lives in Boston.
I said, what can you tell me something about this
guy Jeff Hafley. I don't remember him coaching at Boston College.
My friend wrote back, I don't even know who that is.
And this person I know, they don't know. My friends
in Boston don't follow college sports.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
But he left.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
No Mark had a losing record at BC. Then he
went to the NFL as a court he left. He
wasn't fired by Boston College. He left to go become
a coordinator, and so by taking a step back, he
now is the head coach of the Miami Dolphins within
a couple of years. Again, reminder, it's not what you know,
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it's who you know that Mata, welcome to the Buddy system.
That's right, Miami loves it, sunscreen and nepotism. That is
the way to go. Halfley, who is tight. We are
told with the GM somebody named John Eric Sullivan. Three
names remember three names? Either means you're a psychotic or
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you possibly are a serial killer. The Green Bay Buddies
reunited and it feels so good, feels so good. So
this hire is on brand for the Dolphins. Even Stevie
Meatballs can see what are we doing here? The Dolphins
have become the NFL's internship program. You get on the
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job experience and you don't have to worry about winning
because you never win. And you come on down, you
get a little sunburned, You learn the job. On the job,
you struggle, it's embarrassing publicly, you get fired, and somehow
you leave and get a nice big parting gift, nice
big check, and you're more employable than when you arrived.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's what all right? Now? Final thought?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
To Kansas City we go, where the Chiefs are expected
to bring back Eric B.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Enemy. He's back.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Supposedly he's coming back there as the offensive coordinator once again.
Some reports indicate, according to state sponsored NFL media, the
prop the news service of the NFL Chiefs head coach
Andy Reid excited to welcome back Eric B. Enemy all
his coaching staff. Now, Matt Naggy was supposed to get
the Tennessee Titans job. He didn't get the job. We
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mentioned Robert Salad got the head coaching job, so this
is rather awkward. It appears that Matt Naggy's going to
have to go coach somebody else.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
On offense.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
He's not getting the Titans job. He's still in the
running for some other coaching jobs. So we'll see what
happens with that. That's not the story. The story is
the OC returning. So question does Eric be Enemy's return
as the offensive coordinator of the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Does that move the needle? Is this a needle moving situation?
So I looked at this.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I looked at the needle, and the needle did it.
It twitched a little bit, barely enough to register. But
it's alive. So the needle is alive. It's a it's
a live here, Eric b Enemy? What a story? How
many think pieces were written years ago? Eric Bimy should
be a head coach of the NFL. I don't understand,
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and all these virtues signaling losers in the media. I
don't God don't get Why be me? He's the hottest
name in coaching. Why is he not getting a job? Okay,
So Eric Beenemy's like, I gotta get out of Kansas
City because everyone thinks I'm just a product of Andy
Reid and all that stuff. And so he left right
and now he comes crawling back with his tail between
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his legs.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
It's heartstrings.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
If you're an old school Chiefs fan and you locked
out the last couple of years, it's like, oh, Man,
the Prodigals, the sun, the Golden Boy returns. And that's
the story that's being spread. The reality is that Eric b.
Enemy left Kansas City to prove once and for all
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that he was not just a product of Andy Reid
and to prove that he could do it without Patrick
Mahomes and the great players they had at the time
in Kansas City. And what he proved is he's a
Rolex watch. He's a counterfeit Rolex watch, is what he proved.
It was burger king like it was one whopper after
another whopper with every job he took. He went to
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the Washington Commanders as the offensive coordinator was celebrated, did
a face plant, went to you see lay those gutty
little bruins, those gutty little bruins of UCLA. He goes
in there, he got the boot. One year it has
been nomadic failure. He then got demoted from offensive coordinator
to running back coach with the Chicago Bears this season.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
And so the football hobo.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Life continues for Eric b Enemy And here's he's going
back to his happy place and he will be able
to coach Patrick Mahomes in theory, assuming Mahomes is able
to come back. There are some doom and gloomers saying
he will not be ready to begin the year. He's
saying Mahomes, he will be ready to go. And who
knows about Travis Kelsey. No announcement about his retirement. We'll
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see about that. That news also out there. And the
thing about being me, nobody ever said he's a shrewd tactician,
never said that he's at this point until proven otherwise.
He's a professional coat tail writer. And so good luck
to be enemy. Kansas City got a stackpile. They got
a stockpile. Some talent here, big time, and Mahomes was
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winning after Tyreek Hill left with muskets and slingshots, and
so you got to improve that. Get some sticks, you know,
give him something other than sticking sticks and stones. They
may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.
But goheut and do something else. How about getting some grenades,
some torpedoes, missiles, some of those things, because right now
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the chiefs offense needs all that and it's not like
the enemy's gonna scheme up and coach up some guys.
He's proven he's unable to coach guys up. All right,
very good, there it is the monologue time now for
you know what time it is?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Here we go, here we go, Here we go, here
we go. How about that.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
To the third degree?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Oh yeah, this is one.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Gets great?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
All right, boy, wait, there's more. Here's Cooper.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Look.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
So, after the Bears lost to the Rams, Ben Johnson
was asked if he thought about going for two at
the end of regulation instead of taking his chances in overtime.
He said he thought about it, but played a factor
was that their goal to goat situations hadn't been very clean. Now, Ben,
obviously hindsight is twenty twenty. But do you think taking
chances in overtime was the right decision?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Well, in hindsight, they lost, so it was. But I
would have done the same thing. You're at home. Usually
at home you go for overtime. If you're on the road,
you go for the win at the end of regulation.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
But the way he's right, the way the Bears were
running those short yardist plays, they were not very successful.
The Rams were more physical, rather embarrassing, emasculating for Chicago
Bears team that the Rams pushed them around. And wait
till they push the Seahawks around this weekend. But yeah,
it's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Next. I would have done the same thing he did though.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Next, So, with bow Nick's going down, the Broncos have
Jared Stidham heading into the FC Championship.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I heard about that. Yeah, congratulations, Coopie.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Yeah, my joy was short lived.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
But anyway, So with that being said, a lot of
people are speculating, or maybe not speculating, but saying the
Broncos should maybe look at Ryan Tannehill. Some people even
throwing out Drew Breeze.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Sure, why not?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yeah, Ben, do you think they should sign somebody like
that or just take their you know, chances with Jared Stidham.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
No, Here's what I would do if I was Sean Payton.
I would run the ball eighty times. I would throw
the ball maybe ten times tops, and try to play
hide the quarterback and hope that this and the Patriots
have not that they've been sloppy with the football too.
So if you just run the ball, don't turn the
ball over, don't commit a lot of penalties, there is
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a path to winning Without your starting quarterback. You're gonna
need some help from the defense, and Drake may turning
the ball over. So but now I wouldn't sign those guys.
That's a recipe for disaster. Next, they might be getting JK.
Dobbins back too, so it's not a bad idea.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Okay, Next we have Over the weekend, it was reported that,
you know, despite a lot of talk about John Morant
going to the Heat, it was reported that's a little
bit overblown and that league wide interest in John Rant
is hope tepid.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Ben Does that surprise you.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
No, he's got a big contract, he's got a bad attitude.
He's a loser as a player, he's not a winner,
and so those are all.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Things teams try to overlook.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
However, he is box office and are teams that have
no stars, starless NBA teams, And if you're an owner
of a starless NBA team, you need a star player
to sell tickets in that business. John Morant does qualify
as a star Player's exciting to watch, but he's made
a lot of interesting choices, so I think that's bull crap.
If if the Grizzlies want to trade him, he'll end
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up getting traded and likely end up on the Miami Heat.
By what Valentine's Day?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
There?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
It is Mallor to the third degree? How did we
do that? As they went putting them? I run the game.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I run the.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Game all right time now as we take your calls
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But the Riddle of.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
The day, now, we watch a lot of sports, right
was a sports radio show, and so these teams all
have to travel by plane to fly the friendly sky
and go from chartered flight to luxury bus and all
that stuff. So I bring this up because it's it's
not necessarily a sports question, but who travels more than
professional athletes? So the Malor Riddle of the day, all
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right blank, could help airlines save five hundred and eighty
million dollars a year. Again, Blank could help airlines save
five hundred and eighty million dollars a year.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
In fuel costs. That is the mailor riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
The answer, We'll get to it and we will do
it next.
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Speaker 5 (24:07):
Can you want a steamer?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
And will the what kind of steamer? Clip?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Ah, he's a big fan of the Cleveland Browns. All right,
but very good there and then close the steamer. Okay,
sure that's it. Yeah, same thing, and then that's a
Bronco fin Bronco fan.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Back to it, right back to it we go, and.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Time now for the Mallard riddle of the day. Blank
could save airlines eight five hundred and eighty million a year.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
In fuel costs.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Again, a blank could end up saving airlines five hundred
eighty million a year in fuel costs.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
That is the question. What is the answer?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Bobby and Florida says, having passengers sit in the human
centipede position. What else do we have? Page down allowing
unaccompanied women to fly?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Please? No, all right?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Late night drug tester says, attaching helium balloons to the wings.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
That's a great idea.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
That is brilliant.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Removing the toilets off planes not a bad idea. Lady Sideburns,
a fan favorite, says, no longer supplying barf bags is the.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Is the way to go? Uh, that's what he says. Yeah,
who else do we have? The alf?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
The alien ol Pliner says Ac Cowlings is the answer?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Randomly?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Okay, very nice? What else do we have? Righteous rhinos?
There's a much of rhyming words. I'm good on that
far out, Dave, I don't need to read all that.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
It's too early or too late or whatever. Let's see here.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Malard prop guy says, replacing airplane laboratory water with dude
wipes is.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
The way to go. That is the way to go.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Page down, taking Roberto's school bus from Donkey sausage. If
they used water, I guess used water from truck or
Joe page Down, coating the planes in Diddy's baby oil
from JT the Wingman slippery. Yeah, good, a good old
time there, George's discount jet fuel from Eke and Rosewood, Minnesota.
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Inkata went with deflated balls as his answer. Deflated balls.
There you go, Paige Down page Down, Rick Oh says
by having the Lakers continue to lose games because they suck,
I don't know about that, Rick, I thought you were
a Laker fan, but they do suck pretty bad. There,
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all the fat linemen will be taking the train to
save fuel. No, Loraena, do you have an answer the
mallor riddle of the day, as all these teams have
to fly to games and whatnot, blank could save the
airlines five hundred and eighty million a year.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
In fuel costs.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, I was gonna say, not letting plus size people
for fly, yet not letting fat people fly. No, that's incorrect.
It's the weight loss drugs, o zempic and all that
that that people are losing so much weight. It's gonna
save the airlines five hundred and eighty million dollars a year.
Wait allegedly, well no, because you said, just don't allow
(27:08):
them to fly.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah, so they got to take goes impic if they
want to fly.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
No, that's not they're not that's not what the answers.
The answer is just people losing weight because everyone's on
drugs right now to lose weight. So that's the way
to the way to do it. Let's say hello to
T Bone, who's in Motown?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Hello? T Bone? Welcome t Bone? Hey, what's up Ben?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Good hearing from you again.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Remember I was a new beat, Yes, a new bee.
You're back again. Are you in mourning?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
The Lions have a new offensive coordinator. Are you in
mourning because of this?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
That was my question.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
You think Jared Got's the man because I don't. No, Na, No,
he's the man.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
If you spoot, if you spoon, feed him, and the
defense is good and the special teams are good.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
And all that stuff. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Much about Drew It Drew Petsing the guy they hired
as the offensive but from when I read about him,
I'm not very impressed.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
How about that they found him on Woodward and liver
nois out here? Yeah he was, Actually he was.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
He was hitch hiking and they said, okay, Yeah, yeah,
three years calling the place for the Cardinals. I don't
remember any amazing offensive performances by the Cardinals with this
guy calling the place.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
I don't need.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, I don't know about that.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Yeah, you know from yesterday, man, I got disconnected.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I apologize.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
That's all right, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
I was gonna say yesterday, Hey, we should have got
Strouds some of them dude wipes.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
That's right, CJ. Well, a lot of quarterbacks needed some
dude wipes this weekend, right, Yeah, there were a bunch
of turnovers this weekend in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, you were right.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
You're right about.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
That, man. Yeah, all right, how's life treat about?
Speaker 5 (28:50):
What do you think about the Bills fire?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I don't have a problem. I would have fired mcdermomy.
I fired him three years, he got three extra years.
She should have been fired three years ago. After that
game in Kansas City, the one, the thirteen second thing.
I would have fired him after that game. He kept,
He kept a job for a couple extra years. I know.
You know.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Then you got to watch poor Josh cry on TV.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
There ain't no crying in.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Football, isn't there No?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I see you're dating yourself now. It's hip to cry.
I agree with you, though I was a little uncomfortable.
That's a little uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I thought it was too great here from you.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Oh my man, the great that's a new star, caller,
t Bone.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
A star is born, A star is yes.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
T Bo. Thanks for the golden ticket, because I don't
think Lorraine wanted to give it to me that day.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
All right, well, listen she she has to follow instructions, Lorena,
you can't.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
No, I don't, yes you and no. He never gets
another one. You know what I'm giving you another golden ticket.
You get a golden you get a gold the decade, ye.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Bone gets a golden ticket, another golden ticket, another golden.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Take it there you go. You just get people what
they want. Ben Uh.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
The customer is always right, the customers. The customers always well,
there's paying. He's giving the thing that is the most valuable,
his time, Lorena, his time. Your time is the most
valuable thing you have. He's giving his time to listen.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
To the show. Don't don't do that. How dare you?
There's wrong with you? Shame on you. Anyway. All right,
we have Mallard's Mountain.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I want to introduce these contestants I think we have
our contestants ready to go. Let's do that right now.
Hit that button. There you go, bump up, up, up,
up up out.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Mailer's Mountain of money.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Do you have what it takes to get to the top?
Probably not?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Okay, Scott is in the Commonwealth. He has called up.
He wants to be one of our contestants. Hello Scott, welcome,
Hey Ben, how's it going, guy Scott? If I was
any better, I would be a Texan, but not a
Houston Texan because they froze when they played the Patriots
over the weekends.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Hey cool, all.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Right, who do you want to partner with them?
Speaker 6 (31:05):
My man?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
You got me? Or cool?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I won't? Can I tick? Lorena?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
What you get a golden ticket?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
No, no, come on, no.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
That's not all right. You're gonna play with Lorraino. It's fine.
You're in You and Loraina?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
All right, we'll have that as a team. All right,
you're you and Loraina? Okay, hold on, second, Arraina, your
first time playing the game. We have Jimmy in Saint Paul. Hello, Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Going, that's going on? Jimmy? What's that?
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Can you hear me.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
What are you doing outside?
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I'm doing my CARDI outside and call in Minnesota?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
How many? How many? How many layers you got on there? Three?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
And what's the what's the temperature in Saint Paul today?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Negative eighth?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
And it feels like give him twenty perfect weather perfect.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
We got to the jim and I jogged back home.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, do you see anybody outside? Do you see anybody like?
Anybody else?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Side?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Man?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Al, all right? Who do you want to partner up with?
Their Jimmy?
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Also, we need another contestan because Scott's not serious. So
if somebody else wants to calling to replace Scott.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
What's that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
All right, very nice? Hold on a sec. So you're
saying that Scott is not you don't think you serious?
Do you think he's a prankster?
Speaker 5 (32:23):
He picks Lorena as his partner. He's not serious, Scott?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Are you a princes Scott Lorena?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, so it seems reasonable.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Lorena hasn't heard of ninety five percent of the names
on this litter chance Coop, you know, no, we're not
giving you just hate women.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
We're not.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Yeah, Yes, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Yeah, yeah, Lorena, let's.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Go, let's go.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yes, like I said, he's not serious. Coop seems genuinely upset.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
All right, if somebody else wants to play, we'll let
Scott pick the category. How about that if somebody else
wants to play, because we had to move on, Coop, Yes, yeah,
that's all right, all right, what a categy. This is
the Orlando Bloom Edition. How about Scott and someone else
team up?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
How about that?
Speaker 5 (33:00):
It's the Orlando Bloom Edition.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
The categories are Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean,
the Three Musketeers, and Gran Turismo.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Which category would you like? Scott?
Speaker 6 (33:10):
I would say three, Lorena, I would say three Musketeers.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
All right, quite the wordsman there, and we have my man,
Jimmy walking in the Arctic winter wonderland of Saint Paul,
and Jimmy pick a category if you remember.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Them, I guess I remember.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Pirates of the Caribbean. All right, very good, everyone, thank
you for that. Hold on, Jimmy, do not hang up,
Do not hang up. So Scott likely will be replaced,
but we got Jimmy and me and Scott.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I think who knows we'll get to that we're gonna
have Mallard's amount of money in its entirety. We'll get
to it. We'll do it next.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mallor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bill
Miller and you.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
It is the Ben Mallor Show as we work our
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Speaker 2 (34:02):
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Just have that on your device, your phone, your computer,
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Speaker 1 (34:33):
Save those as your presets, and we thank you.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
All.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Right back to when we go, it's Mallard's Mountain of Money.
Let's welcome in our contestants. We have a see here
we have Scott in the Commonwealth and Jimmy in same.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Play're getting rid of Scott in the Commonwealth. Oh we
are shot.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Okay, well, I guess we're gonna who are we going to.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
Do in Scott and Kentucky? Instead, we're getting a new sounds.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
Very rude to Scott and commonwa wells, Scott Kamona the idio.
It seems like a nice man, all right, Scott, So
I am your partner. Look at that Cooper the rated
kick to the cybel Ray we did a test. Yeah,
she couldn't even say who Russell Wilson. Oh well, so Scott,
we have we have the free Musketeers. We already can't
(35:21):
do the ten point one because I just blew that.
But we're gonna win anyway. All Right, this.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Category, all these athletes ware or wore number three forty
five seconds on the clock.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Are you ready, Scott, I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (35:33):
All right, let's begin, all right, the answer from the
seventy six ers.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
Yes, this guy was the Bambino.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Yes, this guy was the point guard for the Clippers,
the Lob City Clippers. Yes, this guy was a Defensive
Player of the Year for the Pistons when they were
winning championships.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
Yes this guy was.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
He spent like his most of his twenty two career
with the Twins, won an MVP Big slugger, no hammering.
All right, all right, this guy was a long time
Detroit Tiger. He just recently got into the Hall of Fame.
Cowboy and Windsor was always campaigning for him to get
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into the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 9 (36:20):
Alright, alright, a lot of heavy both, Alan Trammel, you
got one family, all right.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Jimmy, are you there? Jimmy? Have you frow? Oh boy?
What is going on here? Are you there? Jimmy?
Speaker 4 (36:37):
I'm right here.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Ben.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Alright, you haven't frozen or anything like that. You're good
to go. No, I'm not now, Okay, all right, here
we go. That's a man's man right there. The man's
lifting weight. That's right.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
That's not something win. Alright, here we go. We'll put
forty five seconds. You pick Pirates of the Caribbean. Is
that correct? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
I guess so. You don't even remember.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
All right, these athletes all injure, they all enjoy sailing.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
All right? Uh.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
He was Larry Bird's rival in the NBA in the
nineteen eighties. Yes, guard from France played with the Spurs,
won a bunch of championships.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
He's forty.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yes, the other splash brother, not Steph Curry the other
guys with the Mavericks now.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Thompkins.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yes, a wide receiver. Was famous for the Houston Texans.
He played in Kansas City basement in Baltimore. Recently, he's
still playing in the NFL. Kind of older pitcher. His
name has become synonymous with a surgery, and baseball ligament
replacement surgery is.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Called this guy's name. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
French basketball player played with the won a championship.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
All right, that's.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
All right, all right, So you guys are back up again. Jimmy,
do you want Lord of the rings or great Theresmo.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Lord of the rings?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
All right, Lord of the wing the rings. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
These athletes all have a lot of championship rings. Will
put forty five seconds on the clock and we are
on our way and go. A Yankee hero in the
nineteen sixties won two Purple Hearts, played with the Yankees,
won seven World Series titles as a player, fought in
World War Two.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Luke gret No, if you don't know, If you don't know,
you don't know it. A linebacker for the Green Bay
Packers back in the day. I think he's in his
seven he's still alive, nicknamed the Mad Stork for the
Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Oh Man, all.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Right, mister big shot for the Lakers, played with the Spurs,
the Rockets, NBA player game winning shots back up on
some great teams in the NBA. Tall guy African Americans
shot a lot of three point shots. Nothing, come on, man,
good strategy there, going for the tough ones first.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Thank you. Yeah, by the way, you didn't get ted.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Uh well, Hank, Hank Bauer was the guy we were
looking for, a Yankee legend and Ted, Ted.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Hendricks and Robert Norry. Robert.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Keep in mind that these categories I've been given much
much more difficult than the ones.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
Coop, it's random, your totally totally teammates category, Ted Hendricks koop,
Ted Hendrix, Okay, he won Hendrick.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I don't even know who that is. Hank Bauer. I
knew him as a broadcast Hank Bauer, Hey, what are
you doing?
Speaker 4 (39:38):
He He led the Ools to their first champions champ
as a manager.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
But seriously, like Boris d ow back up, it was
one of the answers Boris d Ow, Alan tramples his sabotage.
Alan Trammell is a household man that's ah it is Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
No, he's not Jimmy. You know who on the Trammelers right.
Yes see that right proved we win. Scott. Scott, you
chickened otter it. You don't get to win, No win
for you.
How do you do?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our number three, our number three, and a new
head coach in the NFL. Couple of new coaches in
the NFL will start out in Nashville, where the country
music is good and the football is bad. Is former
Jets boss Robert Salah, a quality coaching higher for the
(00:22):
Tennessee Titans, as he is attentively agreed to a deal
in the overnight to coach the Tennessee Titans. Also another
new coach in South Florida is Packers defensive coordinator Jeff Haffley,
a home run higher for the beleaguered Dolphins. And does
Eric be enemy returning to the Chiefs as offensive coordinator?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Move the needle.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
That's the hot talk. We'll go there as well some
other surprises along the way. Here it is our number three.
Remember the Titans, Well, the only time we talk about
them is they make a draft pick or hire a coach,
one of those two things.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
That's happened.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
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We have mallor to the third degree that'll be coming
up in a little bit time shifted, but we begin
with this in this story breaking the nighttime hours. Here
another new coach heading into the NFL. Well, not a
new coach, just a coach that we've heard of but
(03:20):
didn't have a job, didn't have a seat at the table.
We head to Nashville, and if you have not heard
the news by now, maybe not. Maybe you missed it.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Oh Man, big news, all Man, big.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
News, breaking news from Fox Sports.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
The Tennessee Titans have hired another bad coach. This just
into the Fox Sports radio newsroom. Uh yeah, so we
have learned the Titans have agreed they're finalizing. That means
docu signing the teas and crossing the t's, dotting the
guys and all that. The Titans are finalizing a deal
to hire former forty nine er defensive coordinator Robert Sala
(03:57):
as their next head coach. He beat out Chiefs offensive
coordinator Matt Nagy for the job. Sala, who failed splendidly
in a blaze of disaster with the Jets. He spent
a year with the Niners, and now he's back. He
spent the day on Monday, we are told whining and
dining with the team from Nashville, the executives there. They
(04:22):
were all hanging out together having a pow wow. And
how did that go?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
It went well enough where the Tennessee Titans decided, Okay,
we're impressed with you, so we're gonna hire you as
our coach moving forward. That is a good jumping off point.
Let us discuss the question. Is former Jets boss Robert
Salah a quality coaching higher for the Tennessee Titans. Now,
(04:50):
I don't have a good poker face. I've already revealed
my answer. I don't have a great poker face on
this one. I've got blenders, Buddy System, and Burger King
and we will combine all of these things together and
we're gonna make some rice and some Terioki chicken is
what we're gonna make and it'll be fricking delicious pineapple
on the side. That's the way to go, one hundred percent,
(05:13):
that's the way to go. Absolutely. So first of all,
we obviously we don't work for Sunshine Radio.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
We're not doing that.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
We give you real talk, not the caller because he retired.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
He's gone.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Let's call it what it is here. This is a
treasure hunt by the Tennessee football team. The people running
the Titans are holding a in my head, the cartoon
bubble in my head. They're holding a crumpled map from
a gas station just outside Music City, and they're trying
to find the Promised Land. And it's the Titans front office.
(05:48):
They wandered into an Amazon bulk liquidation store. So they
wandered in there, and they're currently diving, the Tennessee Titans
executives diving in the giant palettes that are arked returned
open item could be damaged by as is by as is, okay,
so they're doing that. And right now the Titans front
(06:10):
office is elbowed deep in returned blenders. Okay, they got that. Now,
there are some other idems. An air fryer that was
supposed to be sent to our guy in my in Florida.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
But he didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
So they're up to there, you know what, in blenders
and other items and these are all missing instruction manuals
and the boxes open and you're really hoping that it
all works out. So Robert Sala's resume, okay, his resume
is not a bag coordinator, not a bag coordinator, head coach.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Forget about it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Forget about it, right, So you're gonna get him with
all the dents. The instructions aren't there, and good luck.
So why is Salah in line to get the job
with the Tennessee Titans. That one is not that difficult
because of gog gift of gab. Gift of gab.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
That is why. That is my theory.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
It's a term we use every once in a while.
It's called the Spengali effect. And Robert Sala has this ability.
TV guys, you watch the Niners this year, and you
watch the broadcast, and at least twice every game the
Niners played in this year, the TV guys gave a
public bubble bath and massage that is illegal in the
(07:31):
Bible belt to Robert Sala because he's.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Really good with the vibe. Man, he's really good with
the vibe great.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
So being likable does get you into honky talk, because
that is where Robert Sala will be coaching in honky talk.
There not out of last place, mind you, not out
of last place, but that's where he ends up. And
so the job is the job. There's only a few
of these jobs. They pay very good money. Good luck
on that. So he had that job head coach in
(08:02):
the NFL with a down and out team the Jets.
He coached fifty six games in the NFL and was
sixteen games under five hundred. I never played in the NFL.
I never coached in the NFL. I think that blows.
That's just me though. Not a rebuild. That is a
slow week. That is a slow leak. When he was
coaching the Jets. Now, Robert Sala inherits the Nashville Jets,
(08:25):
that's what he inherits. They are the Jets below the
Mason Dixon line, same losing culture. The Jets have just
more hot chicken restaurants. They got that in better country music.
So those two things and keep in wind the franchise.
Their savior is cam Ward, and cam Ward came up
with the slogan for the Tennessee Titans. We ass that
(08:48):
was his slogan. We ass two words, that's the marketing slogan.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
We ass.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
So the Tennessee Titans went out and they hired a
tushy as a head coach. Some of those dude wipes
is what they need?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
There?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
My god, what a mess the badunka dunk of head coach,
is there? Good luck on that? Yes, yeah, we asked
mister ra Rah, mister ra rab and he does not
get a team that is better than the Jets. He
gets a team that is actually worse than the Jets.
And good luck on that. Lacking the elite pedigree up
(09:22):
and down the roster, and so cam Ward is said
to be the guiding light. That's what everyone says. And
the talent is thin. The pep talk win one for
the Salah. Good luck on that. That's like karaoke music
loud and no one will remember it when they sober
up the next day. All right, Now, secondly, we have
(09:43):
another head coach.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
We head out of Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Miami, where the palm trees sway, the humidity hugs, and
the debt collector. If you're our friend, Billy is knocking
on your door. Another name gets crossed off the Big Board,
not a list, Benny's Big Board of coaching hires.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Another name gone.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
We have learned that the Miami Dolphins that used to
be a good team if you're like sixty, The Miami
Dolphins are set to hire Packers defensive coordinator Jeff Halfley
as their next head coach. Who Jeff Halfley is in
line to be the next head coach of the team
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from Miami. So I know you had to look him up.
It's never good when you have to go to Wikipedia
and say, who's that guy? How do you spell that's?
Let me check out?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
AI see what I got? All right?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So question is Jeff Halfley a home run higher for
the Dolphins. So, as the official scorer on all coaching highers,
I don't know if you know that, but I am
the official scorer on the overnight for all coaching.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Hires, I am yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
On my score sheet, Jeff Haffley going to Miami is
a Baltimore chop. Now, if you're not a baseball fan,
you might not know what a Baltimore chop is. It
is not eating a pork chop with sports. With Coleman
in Baltimore, there is not that. A Baltimore chop is
when you swing the bat and hit the ball right
in the dirt in front of home plate and it
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takes a weird bounce and it goes really high up
in the air and everyone just kind of shrugs, the
ball lands and the runners safe at first base. That's
a Baltimore chop because the Orioles back in the day,
they used to make sure the stadium in that those
hot summer months, they did not water the dirt in
front of home plate, and so the dirt got very
hard in those the tough Maryland summers, and so that
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was the strategy they used. But I guess so it's
a base hit. It's not a double, it's not a triple,
it's not a home run. It's just a basic base hit. Here,
move along. You're not going to porny champagne. It's possible
you get some lukewarm tap water on ocean drive. Now,
Halfley's resume standard standard chow. He's in his mid forties.
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He's coached a quarter of a century, punching the clock
everywhere from Walla Walla, Washington to Kalamazoo and even Timbuctoo.
He's been everywhere looking at the bio. It just pops
Jack as in, just a coach, just a coach. Here
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spent four years at Boston College. So I sent a
text to one of my friends who lives in Boston.
I said, what can you tell me something about this
guy Jeff Hafley. I don't remember him coaching at Boston College.
My friend wrote back, I don't even know who that is.
And this person I know, they don't know. My friends
in Boston don't follow college sports.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
But he left.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
No Mark had a losing record at BC. Then he
went to the NFL as a court he left. He
wasn't fired by Boston College. He left to go become
a coordinator, and so by taking a step back, he
now is the head coach of the Miami Dolphins within
a couple of years. Again, reminder, it's not what you know,
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it's who you know that Mata, welcome to the Buddy system.
That's right, Miami loves it, sunscreen and nepotism. That is
the way to go. Halfley, who is tight. We are
told with the GM somebody named John Eric Sullivan. Three
names remember three names? Either means you're a psychotic or
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you possibly are a serial killer. The Green Bay Buddies
reunited and it feels so good, feels so good. So
this hire is on brand for the Dolphins. Even Stevie
Meatballs can see what are we doing here? The Dolphins
have become the NFL's internship program. You get on the
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job experience and you don't have to worry about winning
because you never win. And you come on down, you
get a little sunburned, You learn the job. On the job,
you struggle, it's embarrassing publicly, you get fired, and somehow
you leave and get a nice big parting gift, nice
big check, and you're more employable than when you arrived.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's what all right? Now? Final thought?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
To Kansas City we go, where the Chiefs are expected
to bring back Eric B.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Enemy. He's back.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Supposedly he's coming back there as the offensive coordinator once again.
Some reports indicate, according to state sponsored NFL media, the
prop the news service of the NFL Chiefs head coach
Andy Reid excited to welcome back Eric B. Enemy all
his coaching staff. Now, Matt Naggy was supposed to get
the Tennessee Titans job. He didn't get the job. We
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mentioned Robert Salad got the head coaching job, so this
is rather awkward. It appears that Matt Naggy's going to
have to go coach somebody else.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
On offense.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
He's not getting the Titans job. He's still in the
running for some other coaching jobs. So we'll see what
happens with that. That's not the story. The story is
the OC returning. So question does Eric be Enemy's return
as the offensive coordinator of the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Does that move the needle? Is this a needle moving situation?
So I looked at this.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I looked at the needle, and the needle did it.
It twitched a little bit, barely enough to register. But
it's alive. So the needle is alive. It's a it's
a live here, Eric b Enemy? What a story? How
many think pieces were written years ago? Eric Bimy should
be a head coach of the NFL. I don't understand,
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and all these virtues signaling losers in the media. I
don't God don't get Why be me? He's the hottest
name in coaching. Why is he not getting a job? Okay,
So Eric Beenemy's like, I gotta get out of Kansas
City because everyone thinks I'm just a product of Andy
Reid and all that stuff. And so he left right
and now he comes crawling back with his tail between
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his legs.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
It's heartstrings.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
If you're an old school Chiefs fan and you locked
out the last couple of years, it's like, oh, Man,
the Prodigals, the sun, the Golden Boy returns. And that's
the story that's being spread. The reality is that Eric b.
Enemy left Kansas City to prove once and for all
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that he was not just a product of Andy Reid
and to prove that he could do it without Patrick
Mahomes and the great players they had at the time
in Kansas City. And what he proved is he's a
Rolex watch. He's a counterfeit Rolex watch, is what he proved.
It was burger king like it was one whopper after
another whopper with every job he took. He went to
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the Washington Commanders as the offensive coordinator was celebrated, did
a face plant, went to you see lay those gutty
little bruins, those gutty little bruins of UCLA. He goes
in there, he got the boot. One year it has
been nomadic failure. He then got demoted from offensive coordinator
to running back coach with the Chicago Bears this season.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
And so the football hobo.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Life continues for Eric b Enemy And here's he's going
back to his happy place and he will be able
to coach Patrick Mahomes in theory, assuming Mahomes is able
to come back. There are some doom and gloomers saying
he will not be ready to begin the year. He's
saying Mahomes, he will be ready to go. And who
knows about Travis Kelsey. No announcement about his retirement. We'll
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see about that. That news also out there. And the
thing about being me, nobody ever said he's a shrewd tactician,
never said that he's at this point until proven otherwise.
He's a professional coat tail writer. And so good luck
to be enemy. Kansas City got a stackpile. They got
a stockpile. Some talent here, big time, and Mahomes was
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winning after Tyreek Hill left with muskets and slingshots, and
so you got to improve that. Get some sticks, you know,
give him something other than sticking sticks and stones. They
may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.
But goheut and do something else. How about getting some grenades,
some torpedoes, missiles, some of those things, because right now
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the chiefs offense needs all that and it's not like
the enemy's gonna scheme up and coach up some guys.
He's proven he's unable to coach guys up. All right,
very good, there it is the monologue time now for
you know what time it is?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Here we go, here we go, Here we go, here
we go. How about that.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
To the third degree?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Oh yeah, this is one.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Gets great?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
All right, boy, wait, there's more. Here's Cooper.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Look.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
So, after the Bears lost to the Rams, Ben Johnson
was asked if he thought about going for two at
the end of regulation instead of taking his chances in overtime.
He said he thought about it, but played a factor
was that their goal to goat situations hadn't been very clean. Now, Ben,
obviously hindsight is twenty twenty. But do you think taking
chances in overtime was the right decision?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Well, in hindsight, they lost, so it was. But I
would have done the same thing. You're at home. Usually
at home you go for overtime. If you're on the road,
you go for the win at the end of regulation.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
But the way he's right, the way the Bears were
running those short yardist plays, they were not very successful.
The Rams were more physical, rather embarrassing, emasculating for Chicago
Bears team that the Rams pushed them around. And wait
till they push the Seahawks around this weekend. But yeah,
it's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Next. I would have done the same thing he did though.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Next, So, with bow Nick's going down, the Broncos have
Jared Stidham heading into the FC Championship.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I heard about that. Yeah, congratulations, Coopie.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Yeah, my joy was short lived.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
But anyway, So with that being said, a lot of
people are speculating, or maybe not speculating, but saying the
Broncos should maybe look at Ryan Tannehill. Some people even
throwing out Drew Breeze.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Sure, why not?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yeah, Ben, do you think they should sign somebody like
that or just take their you know, chances with Jared Stidham.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
No, Here's what I would do if I was Sean Payton.
I would run the ball eighty times. I would throw
the ball maybe ten times tops, and try to play
hide the quarterback and hope that this and the Patriots
have not that they've been sloppy with the football too.
So if you just run the ball, don't turn the
ball over, don't commit a lot of penalties, there is
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a path to winning Without your starting quarterback. You're gonna
need some help from the defense, and Drake may turning
the ball over. So but now I wouldn't sign those guys.
That's a recipe for disaster. Next, they might be getting JK.
Dobbins back too, so it's not a bad idea.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Okay, Next we have Over the weekend, it was reported that,
you know, despite a lot of talk about John Morant
going to the Heat, it was reported that's a little
bit overblown and that league wide interest in John Rant
is hope tepid.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Ben Does that surprise you.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
No, he's got a big contract, he's got a bad attitude.
He's a loser as a player, he's not a winner,
and so those are all.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Things teams try to overlook.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
However, he is box office and are teams that have
no stars, starless NBA teams, And if you're an owner
of a starless NBA team, you need a star player
to sell tickets in that business. John Morant does qualify
as a star Player's exciting to watch, but he's made
a lot of interesting choices, so I think that's bull crap.
If if the Grizzlies want to trade him, he'll end
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up getting traded and likely end up on the Miami Heat.
By what Valentine's Day?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
There?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
It is Mallor to the third degree? How did we
do that? As they went putting them? I run the game.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I run the.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
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Speaker 1 (21:50):
But the Riddle of.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
The day, now, we watch a lot of sports, right
was a sports radio show, and so these teams all
have to travel by plane to fly the friendly sky
and go from chartered flight to luxury bus and all
that stuff. So I bring this up because it's it's
not necessarily a sports question, but who travels more than
professional athletes? So the Malor Riddle of the day, all
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right blank, could help airlines save five hundred and eighty
million dollars a year. Again, Blank could help airlines save
five hundred and eighty million dollars a year.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
In fuel costs. That is the mailor riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
The answer, We'll get to it and we will do
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Speaker 2 (23:50):
My right hand was getting a worklo to Laine. She's
got her own theater on Ventura Boulevard. Hi, Ben, don't
talk to me, and she's at Well. You can find
Lorena on X the FSR Tech Queen and Kobelop Bronco
fan your comments?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Can you want a steamer?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
And will the what kind of steamer? Clip?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Ah, he's a big fan of the Cleveland Browns. All right,
but very good there and then close the steamer. Okay,
sure that's it. Yeah, same thing, and then that's a
Bronco fin Bronco fan.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Back to it, right back to it we go, and.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Time now for the Mallard riddle of the day. Blank
could save airlines eight five hundred and eighty million a year.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
In fuel costs.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Again, a blank could end up saving airlines five hundred
eighty million a year in fuel costs.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
That is the question. What is the answer?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Bobby and Florida says, having passengers sit in the human
centipede position. What else do we have? Page down allowing
unaccompanied women to fly?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Please? No, all right?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Late night drug tester says, attaching helium balloons to the wings.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
That's a great idea.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
That is brilliant.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Removing the toilets off planes not a bad idea. Lady Sideburns,
a fan favorite, says, no longer supplying barf bags is the.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Is the way to go? Uh, that's what he says. Yeah,
who else do we have? The alf?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
The alien ol Pliner says Ac Cowlings is the answer?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Randomly?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Okay, very nice? What else do we have? Righteous rhinos?
There's a much of rhyming words. I'm good on that
far out, Dave, I don't need to read all that.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
It's too early or too late or whatever. Let's see here.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Malard prop guy says, replacing airplane laboratory water with dude
wipes is.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
The way to go. That is the way to go.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Page down, taking Roberto's school bus from Donkey sausage. If
they used water, I guess used water from truck or
Joe page Down, coating the planes in Diddy's baby oil
from JT the Wingman slippery. Yeah, good, a good old
time there, George's discount jet fuel from Eke and Rosewood, Minnesota.
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Inkata went with deflated balls as his answer. Deflated balls.
There you go, Paige Down page Down, Rick Oh says
by having the Lakers continue to lose games because they suck,
I don't know about that, Rick, I thought you were
a Laker fan, but they do suck pretty bad. There,
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all the fat linemen will be taking the train to
save fuel. No, Loraena, do you have an answer the
mallor riddle of the day, as all these teams have
to fly to games and whatnot, blank could save the
airlines five hundred and eighty million a year.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
In fuel costs.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, I was gonna say, not letting plus size people
for fly, yet not letting fat people fly. No, that's incorrect.
It's the weight loss drugs, o zempic and all that
that that people are losing so much weight. It's gonna
save the airlines five hundred and eighty million dollars a year.
Wait allegedly, well no, because you said, just don't allow
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them to fly.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah, so they got to take goes impic if they
want to fly.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
No, that's not they're not that's not what the answers.
The answer is just people losing weight because everyone's on
drugs right now to lose weight. So that's the way
to the way to do it. Let's say hello to
T Bone, who's in Motown?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Hello? T Bone? Welcome t Bone? Hey, what's up Ben?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Good hearing from you again.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Remember I was a new beat, Yes, a new bee.
You're back again. Are you in mourning?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
The Lions have a new offensive coordinator. Are you in
mourning because of this?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
That was my question.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
You think Jared Got's the man because I don't. No, Na, No,
he's the man.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
If you spoot, if you spoon, feed him, and the
defense is good and the special teams are good.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
And all that stuff. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Much about Drew It Drew Petsing the guy they hired
as the offensive but from when I read about him,
I'm not very impressed.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
How about that they found him on Woodward and liver
nois out here? Yeah he was, Actually he was.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
He was hitch hiking and they said, okay, Yeah, yeah,
three years calling the place for the Cardinals. I don't
remember any amazing offensive performances by the Cardinals with this
guy calling the place.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
I don't need.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, I don't know about that.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Yeah, you know from yesterday, man, I got disconnected.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I apologize.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
That's all right, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
I was gonna say yesterday, Hey, we should have got
Strouds some of them dude wipes.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
That's right, CJ. Well, a lot of quarterbacks needed some
dude wipes this weekend, right, Yeah, there were a bunch
of turnovers this weekend in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, you were right.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
You're right about.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
That, man. Yeah, all right, how's life treat about?
Speaker 5 (28:50):
What do you think about the Bills fire?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I don't have a problem. I would have fired mcdermomy.
I fired him three years, he got three extra years.
She should have been fired three years ago. After that
game in Kansas City, the one, the thirteen second thing.
I would have fired him after that game. He kept,
He kept a job for a couple extra years. I know.
You know.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Then you got to watch poor Josh cry on TV.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
There ain't no crying in.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Football, isn't there No?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I see you're dating yourself now. It's hip to cry.
I agree with you, though I was a little uncomfortable.
That's a little uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I thought it was too great here from you.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Oh my man, the great that's a new star, caller,
t Bone.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
A star is born, A star is yes.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
T Bo. Thanks for the golden ticket, because I don't
think Lorraine wanted to give it to me that day.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
All right, well, listen she she has to follow instructions, Lorena,
you can't.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
No, I don't, yes you and no. He never gets
another one. You know what I'm giving you another golden ticket.
You get a golden you get a gold the decade, ye.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Bone gets a golden ticket, another golden ticket, another golden.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Take it there you go. You just get people what
they want. Ben Uh.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
The customer is always right, the customers. The customers always well,
there's paying. He's giving the thing that is the most valuable,
his time, Lorena, his time. Your time is the most
valuable thing you have. He's giving his time to listen.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
To the show. Don't don't do that. How dare you?
There's wrong with you? Shame on you. Anyway. All right,
we have Mallard's Mountain.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I want to introduce these contestants I think we have
our contestants ready to go. Let's do that right now.
Hit that button. There you go, bump up, up, up,
up up out.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Mailer's Mountain of money.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Do you have what it takes to get to the top?
Probably not?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Okay, Scott is in the Commonwealth. He has called up.
He wants to be one of our contestants. Hello Scott, welcome,
Hey Ben, how's it going, guy Scott? If I was
any better, I would be a Texan, but not a
Houston Texan because they froze when they played the Patriots
over the weekends.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Hey cool, all.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Right, who do you want to partner with them?
Speaker 6 (31:05):
My man?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
You got me? Or cool?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I won't? Can I tick? Lorena?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
What you get a golden ticket?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
No, no, come on, no.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
That's not all right. You're gonna play with Lorraino. It's fine.
You're in You and Loraina?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
All right, we'll have that as a team. All right,
you're you and Loraina? Okay, hold on, second, Arraina, your
first time playing the game. We have Jimmy in Saint Paul. Hello, Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Going, that's going on? Jimmy? What's that?
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Can you hear me.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
What are you doing outside?
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I'm doing my CARDI outside and call in Minnesota?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
How many? How many? How many layers you got on there? Three?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
And what's the what's the temperature in Saint Paul today?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Negative eighth?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
And it feels like give him twenty perfect weather perfect.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
We got to the jim and I jogged back home.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, do you see anybody outside? Do you see anybody like?
Anybody else?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Side?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Man?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Al, all right? Who do you want to partner up with?
Their Jimmy?
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Also, we need another contestan because Scott's not serious. So
if somebody else wants to calling to replace Scott.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
What's that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
All right, very nice? Hold on a sec. So you're
saying that Scott is not you don't think you serious?
Do you think he's a prankster?
Speaker 5 (32:23):
He picks Lorena as his partner. He's not serious, Scott?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Are you a princes Scott Lorena?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, so it seems reasonable.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Lorena hasn't heard of ninety five percent of the names
on this litter chance Coop, you know, no, we're not
giving you just hate women.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
We're not.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Yeah, Yes, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Yeah, yeah, Lorena, let's.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Go, let's go.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yes, like I said, he's not serious. Coop seems genuinely upset.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
All right, if somebody else wants to play, we'll let
Scott pick the category. How about that if somebody else
wants to play, because we had to move on, Coop, Yes, yeah,
that's all right, all right, what a categy. This is
the Orlando Bloom Edition. How about Scott and someone else
team up?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
How about that?
Speaker 5 (33:00):
It's the Orlando Bloom Edition.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
The categories are Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean,
the Three Musketeers, and Gran Turismo.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Which category would you like? Scott?
Speaker 6 (33:10):
I would say three, Lorena, I would say three Musketeers.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
All right, quite the wordsman there, and we have my man,
Jimmy walking in the Arctic winter wonderland of Saint Paul,
and Jimmy pick a category if you remember.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Them, I guess I remember.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Pirates of the Caribbean. All right, very good, everyone, thank
you for that. Hold on, Jimmy, do not hang up,
Do not hang up. So Scott likely will be replaced,
but we got Jimmy and me and Scott.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I think who knows we'll get to that we're gonna
have Mallard's amount of money in its entirety. We'll get
to it. We'll do it next.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mallor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bill
Miller and you.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
It is the Ben Mallor Show as we work our
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Speaker 2 (34:02):
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(34:22):
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Speaker 1 (34:33):
Save those as your presets, and we thank you.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
All.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Right back to when we go, it's Mallard's Mountain of Money.
Let's welcome in our contestants. We have a see here
we have Scott in the Commonwealth and Jimmy in same.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Play're getting rid of Scott in the Commonwealth. Oh we
are shot.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Okay, well, I guess we're gonna who are we going to.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
Do in Scott and Kentucky? Instead, we're getting a new sounds.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
Very rude to Scott and commonwa wells, Scott Kamona the idio.
It seems like a nice man, all right, Scott, So
I am your partner. Look at that Cooper the rated
kick to the cybel Ray we did a test. Yeah,
she couldn't even say who Russell Wilson. Oh well, so Scott,
we have we have the free Musketeers. We already can't
(35:21):
do the ten point one because I just blew that.
But we're gonna win anyway. All Right, this.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Category, all these athletes ware or wore number three forty
five seconds on the clock.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Are you ready, Scott, I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (35:33):
All right, let's begin, all right, the answer from the
seventy six ers.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
Yes, this guy was the Bambino.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Yes, this guy was the point guard for the Clippers,
the Lob City Clippers. Yes, this guy was a Defensive
Player of the Year for the Pistons when they were
winning championships.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
Yes this guy was.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
He spent like his most of his twenty two career
with the Twins, won an MVP Big slugger, no hammering.
All right, all right, this guy was a long time
Detroit Tiger. He just recently got into the Hall of Fame.
Cowboy and Windsor was always campaigning for him to get
(36:19):
into the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 9 (36:20):
Alright, alright, a lot of heavy both, Alan Trammel, you
got one family, all right.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Jimmy, are you there? Jimmy? Have you frow? Oh boy?
What is going on here? Are you there? Jimmy?
Speaker 4 (36:37):
I'm right here.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Ben.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Alright, you haven't frozen or anything like that. You're good
to go. No, I'm not now, Okay, all right, here
we go. That's a man's man right there. The man's
lifting weight. That's right.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
That's not something win. Alright, here we go. We'll put
forty five seconds. You pick Pirates of the Caribbean. Is
that correct? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
I guess so. You don't even remember.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
All right, these athletes all injure, they all enjoy sailing.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
All right? Uh.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
He was Larry Bird's rival in the NBA in the
nineteen eighties. Yes, guard from France played with the Spurs,
won a bunch of championships.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
He's forty.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yes, the other splash brother, not Steph Curry the other
guys with the Mavericks now.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Thompkins.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yes, a wide receiver. Was famous for the Houston Texans.
He played in Kansas City basement in Baltimore. Recently, he's
still playing in the NFL. Kind of older pitcher. His
name has become synonymous with a surgery, and baseball ligament
replacement surgery is.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Called this guy's name. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
French basketball player played with the won a championship.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
All right, that's.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
All right, all right, So you guys are back up again. Jimmy,
do you want Lord of the rings or great Theresmo.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Lord of the rings?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
All right, Lord of the wing the rings. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
These athletes all have a lot of championship rings. Will
put forty five seconds on the clock and we are
on our way and go. A Yankee hero in the
nineteen sixties won two Purple Hearts, played with the Yankees,
won seven World Series titles as a player, fought in
World War Two.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Luke gret No, if you don't know, If you don't know,
you don't know it. A linebacker for the Green Bay
Packers back in the day. I think he's in his
seven he's still alive, nicknamed the Mad Stork for the
Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Oh Man, all.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Right, mister big shot for the Lakers, played with the Spurs,
the Rockets, NBA player game winning shots back up on
some great teams in the NBA. Tall guy African Americans
shot a lot of three point shots. Nothing, come on, man,
good strategy there, going for the tough ones first.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Thank you. Yeah, by the way, you didn't get ted.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Uh well, Hank, Hank Bauer was the guy we were
looking for, a Yankee legend and Ted, Ted.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Hendricks and Robert Norry. Robert.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Keep in mind that these categories I've been given much
much more difficult than the ones.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
Coop, it's random, your totally totally teammates category, Ted Hendricks koop,
Ted Hendrix, Okay, he won Hendrick.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I don't even know who that is. Hank Bauer. I
knew him as a broadcast Hank Bauer, Hey, what are
you doing?
Speaker 4 (39:38):
He He led the Ools to their first champions champ
as a manager.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
But seriously, like Boris d ow back up, it was
one of the answers Boris d Ow, Alan tramples his sabotage.
Alan Trammell is a household man that's ah it is Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
No, he's not Jimmy. You know who on the Trammelers right.
Yes see that right proved we win. Scott. Scott, you
chickened otter it. You don't get to win, No win
for you.
Host
Ben Maller
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