April 16, 2026 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about the woman accusing Puka Nacua of biting her withdrawing her restraining order request, the Dolphins saying De'Von Achane is not available, if the NFL product is going to suffer with replacement officials, Fact or Fiction, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. It's not the worst case scenario. It
is up and down. It is our number four of
the Ben mal Show. We have an update update on
the story involving rams wide receiver in trouble. Random woman
accusing Pukain de Cou of biting her has withdrawn her
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restraining order request How does that sound to you? How
does that sound to you? Also, the Dolphins are saying
that Davon a chain is not available in his apparely
trying to work out a contract and all that. Is
this the kind of thing that teams say right before
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they trade a guy? Certainly seems like it. Well, they'll
take a look at that. And is the NFL product
going to suffer with replacement? Zebras is the NFL has
started the process or process of getting the replacements into place.
We will discuss that as well. A little sweet talk
for you in your ear drums, live and local, some
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uncharted waters here in our number four. Have a great Thursday,
the sixteenth day of April. Here it is our four,
a plot twist for an NFL star. Welcome in the
beginning of yet another hour of the Ben Malor Show.
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So we had the pro bouncy ball playing thing thingam
a jig? Sorry? I want to talk about from the NFL.
We have more courtroom drama Arama follow up follow up
to the Puka predicament follow up to the Puoka predicament.
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Did you hear the latest on this? Possibly not? Possibly
not so. About three weeks after the temporary restraining order
was requested against the Rams wide out Puka Nakua, who
is accused of becoming a vampire. That was denied. It
was denied in La Superior Court. The accuser the random
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woman who accused Nicoua of biting her on the neck
area or like it's the shoulder withdrew the petition for
the protective order without prejudice earlier this week that according
to some court records, her attorney said in a prepared
statement that they withdrew the petition against the rams player
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in order to focus on the civil lawsuit against the court.
So that is a good jumping off point. Let us
discuss the question. This random woman who was hanging out
with Pooka on New Year's Eve and accused Poka of
going full vampire and biding her, and not in a
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playful way, not a playful way, has withdrawn her restraining
order request. So how what does this sound to you?
How does this sound to you? So I've got Candy Rack, Michelin,
star chef, and middle managers, and we'll combine all of
these things together and we are going to nash on
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the gabba ghoul and the babaganoosh. We're gonna gnash on
that and try not to fall on hard times. So
to kick off here using the malar Rosetta stone. I
bought it on eBay, the Mather Rosetta stone. This one
is not that complicated. Sometimes these things are complicated. This
is not that complicated. Let me explain. I'm gonna explain
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very simply to you. You don't pull back a temporary
restraining order because you suddenly found inner piece. You pull
it back because you've shifted the battlefield officially, or go
less court room drama and more backroom negotiation. This is
an active piece. It is an act of goodwill, It
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is a gesture. Is not about justice with Puka Akua.
It is about an invoice. And what you want is
a full candy rack, not just the snickers and the
butterfingers and the baby ruth in the milky way. You
don't want just the peanut butter cups. You want a
king size payday. You want a king size payday. That's
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what we want. Withdrawing the restraining order is one step
closer to the bag. What's in the bag. The bag
is filled with money, money, money, a lot of money.
There's a lot of money in the bag. That's what
it's filled with, all right. So that's where you're going.
You're trying to get that settlement bag. And this means
the ambulance chasing lawyers are now doing the math like
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its tax season, and they're counting the beans, figuring out
they're cut before they ink the ink is done there
and they can move on to the next case. Everyone
will spin this as a win. It's this is the
way it's head. We do this show right now today,
and this is the way it's headed. Everyone is going
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to say they won. The only people that are guaranteed
to win are the attorneys. Billable Hours. Baby Pukah's got
an attorney. Now that I assume the woman her attorney's
getting a cut of the settlement that they're gonna get.
But this was never about Puka becoming a vampire. It
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was not about the alleged bite. This was about taking
a bite out of his four to oh one k
as far as the Rams are concerned. Right now, somewhere
at the Ram facility, Sean McVay is going around and
lighting scented candles hoping that this just disappears, just goes away,
right and before before camp, just get out of here
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all right now. Furthermore, to Miami, Miami, Miami we go.
We have a pre draft update the Dolphins. Their general
manager John Eric Sullivan three names to work with. A
guy his name may or may not have been Tom
Looney who said stay away from guys with three names
trouble anyway. John Eric Sullivan says that running back Devon
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A Chan is not available for trade and trying to
work out a contract. Sullivan said, point blank, he's not
available for a trade. Things are going good. We've had
some positive conversations over the last couple of days. Trending
in the right direction. Okay, boy, let me tell you
something that is a If you've ever negotiated a contract
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and somebody says trending in the right direction, that is
not a good sign. All right, question the Dolphins executive,
you're saying their star running back von h Chan is
not available. Is this a denial or a pre denial
the kind that teams issue right before they trade the guy?
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All right, So to me on this side of the microphone,
the Dolphins saying that that is not available police, that's
GM bull crap speak. That essentially means call back with
a better offer. Call back with a better offer. Didn't
they say the same thing about Jalen Wattell, who's currently
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with the Denver Broncos. Now, I'm pretty sure they did.
If you're truly building around the guy, you don't volunteer
that particular information. You just I'm not talking about that
that's it. The fact that it's out there tells you everything.
And let's not play dumb here. Okay, let's not play
Miami is not exactly acting like they're trying to win.
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This is not a contender if you're punting on the season.
A running back, even a good running back, is not
that important with peak value. And you look at the
age profile in his mid twenties on Chan, so he's
right there, and his peak value is as an asset
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because you're not really looking for building blocks, you're not.
So think about this way if you're if you're a
star running back, and this guy seems like he's pretty good.
Played von hm so Ahent is a Michelin star chef
cooking for people who think salt is too spicy. Well, no,
salt's not too spicy. We no, no, no, you just
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salted the water to make the pasta. Well that's what
you're supposed to be. Well, no, it's too big, I
can't it's too much salt, it's too spicy. Well no, no. Now,
as for the positive conversations, that is the NFL's version
of we're still friends. We're gonna break up, but we're
still friends. This feels like classic pre spin to me.
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We're heading into next week. We're week from today. The
NFL Draft is one week from today, and that's the
time all this stuff needs to go down. So we'll
find out next Thursday, in the Friday and all that,
and the draft Friday and Saturday as well. So the
vote of confidence is always the dead new way. It's
never confidence never. Bottom line is the Dolphins are not
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trying to win, which means he's available. They're just not
gonna give him away on a blue light special, so
you have to change it up a little bit, all right.
Last thing, we go now to the ad business of football.
Labor negotiations always a fun topic. So I love the
term onboarding. It's term you don't used very often unless
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you're flying. So the NFL has started onboarding scab officials
to work NFL games. The Collective Bargaining Agreement, better known
as the CBA with the NFL Referees Association is rapidly
approaching its end date, and there was a memo that
was of course sent out to the media by the
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NFL the NFL announcing these plans. The league's senior vice
president of officiating that must be a great no show
job said, several replacements have completed background checks with NFL
security and they will be given physical examinations. It's like
the scouting combine for officials a meat market, and they'll
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do the online, in person training sessions, et cetera, et cetera,
et cetera. So May one is the date. We're now
in the middle of April, April sixteenth today, as we're
doing this in real time. So there you go. The
question is the NFL product going to suffer with the replacement? Zebras?
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So many people freaking out. Oh my god, they're biting
their fingernails. Oh, it's tremendously bad. Now. I've discussed this
in previous episodes show. My position has not changed. I say, police,
I lived through this. The NFL had scab officials years ago.
We were on the radio. There was one crazy night
which made for great talk radio. And it's just it
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wasn't that big a deal. It's man a factured panic
by the industrial complex of outrage get outraged over every
everything in the industrial complex about rage. The idea that
a few new officials and granted this would be all
new officials, suddenly are going to derail the multi billion
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dollars steam engine is laughable. Juwe chew. Yeah, it's still going.
The NFL is not some mom and pop operation. We
know that it's a monster. It's doing the monster mash
and so it's an assembly line. It's not a mom
and pop it's an assembly line. And here's the truth.
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The players. This is gonna blow you mind. The players
are the ones that decide the game. Coaches screw them up,
and the officials also can screw them up. Their their
background noise though, right, their background noise unless they completely
botch something spectacular. And we have a sample size of
that back in the day, and there was really only
one game where it was a big hull of baloo
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in one game. And the regular referees, though, are not
that good either. So what's exactly the difference? Like mark
my words, if this happens, I will gear onto you
by week two. Nobody's gonna get worked into a lather
by that that week one, everyon'll freak out any controversial
call that is made. I told you, I told you,
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And then week two, in week three, it's just okay,
let's just watch the game. The other thing I was
thinking about, it's a blessing and a curse. It's a
double edged sword. These NFL games, we love them so much.
They're over engineered. You've got replay reviews, command center overlords
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that sit above the stadium. Actually those guys in the
command center, they're in New York. And you've got the
rules analysts on TV on standby a lot of these
guys watching the games. The well the rules analyst Dean
Blandino said on Tunnel Vision this is that. Okay, we'll
call it because Dean said it on TV. The referees
on the field are basically middle managers with the whistle
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and the way this can be a positive. I don't
think a lot of people have talked about this. If anything,
a lighter touch would help. Yeah, think about this. Just
call the obvious. Just have these scab officials just make
the obvious call. Swallow the ticki tack whistle, don't call
the tiki tack stuff. Let the game breathe. You can
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call holding on every single play, by the letter of
the law, there's holding. Just don't do it. It's a
radical concept. And the shield protects itself, always has, always
will That's just the way the way that it is.
It is the Ben Malischow. I did want to mention this,
we didn't get to it earlier, and so the play
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in games are contained and we had a I mention
his way back in hour one. But there's somebody that
overdosed on shot in Freuden. That would be Chris Paul,
who trolled the Clippers with a funeral meme after the
playing loss to the Warriors. Clippers both a thirteen point
lead at home, as they just gave that game away.
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They literally gave the game away, and so Chris Paul
taking a shot at the Clippers, which is ironic on
a couple of levels because he chose the Clippers to
come back and play. He was then such a troublemaker.
The Clippers got rid of him, and the Clippers were
proven correct to get rid of him. They got rid
of Chris Paul and got immediately better overnight. They became
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a better team getting rid of that guy. And I know, listen,
he's happy that they lost and all that he's celebrating,
and that's very awkward. If they ever retire his number
and he comes back, that'll be that'll be very very awkward.
I don't think they'll be doing that, at least not
anytime soon. It is the Ben Mahlor Show, The Ben
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Malor Show. As we press on, we'll take your calls
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we have fact or fiction that'll be coming up a
little bit later this hour. Factor fiction And is it true?
Is it true that some NFL memorabilia ended up going
around in outer space? Yeah? Is it true some NFL
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memorabilia went to space?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Well?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
What is it? What kind of memorabilia went to space?
We'll talk about that. We'll get to it, and we will.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Do it.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Next.
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it's somewhat exciting, I know. Interesting. All right, what do
we got here? Alf Theano pinter says, could you put
on your tinfoil hat and join me for a conversation.
Spaccoli has me pondering the thought that weed Man is
so busy prepping for the World Cup that there's no
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chance he'll be leaving Florida in favor of the Massachusetts
meet and Greek. Yeah, it just doesn't seem like weed
Man's interested. Somebody offered to one of our guys who's
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you know. He offered a fly weed Man up and
Lisa said she would drive up from New York and
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meet weed Man and they'd have this great week and
all that. And unfortunately weed Man does not seem interested
in that. Well, have to go to his house in
Miami to make that happen. Shanon de Moyes says we
should trade Dorko the comedian for Jason McIntyre. He says,
all right, I'm sure Cowhard would make that trade. Straight up?
(21:19):
Do we have to throw anything else in? We could
throw in Filexus America's fair drag Queen and no, just
even up. Trade Dorko one for one Jason. How about
do we get a lottery picked protected for Dorko is
a very valuable comedian. I'm sure Jason McIntyre would love
to leave the Cowhard treated to the overnights be great?
What's not to like? Eh? All right? Doug says he
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is in the Dugs in South Korea and in the hospital.
He had surgery to repair some nerves in his wrist.
Get well. Soon got into a fight with a ladder
the ladder one and he says, I will live to
get a few more haircuts in Okay, Well, good luck there.
How how the hospital's there in South Korea?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Long?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Wait when you go in there and everything clean? Everything good? Yeah? Okay,
Mike's Mike SA's age old story a new away. Could
Luca Doncik have gone to Europe for his healthcare to
cover the shame of some unwanted personal situation? Huh Yeah,
(22:31):
there's some conspiracy theories that bouncing around that there's some
something else going on there with Luca, but who knows. Uh. Yeah,
that's an interesting decision there. I'm sure that will come
out eventually. Let's go to the phones. Let's say hello
Enie meany miney mo. Let's go say hello to Darko
the comedian Darko, we're talking about trading you to the
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Cowherd Show for Jason McIntyre. Darko, you can't say that, Darko?
Is that the first thing he said? Really? Did he
say what I think he said? Yes? Dorco? What are
you doing?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Like?
Speaker 6 (23:08):
I'm the line on it?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Did I go over pick a ball with you?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Can we trade Dorko to the to the Jason Smith Show?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Can we you don't trade.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
No, I want to. I want to trade you. How
I want to trade door. Well, let's trade you straight up.
Let's see what can we trade Dorko for. How about
we trade Dorko straight up for Steve de Sager. I'd
like to get to Sager, Steve de Sager straight up,
trading more segments. Yeah, get in here. We're boring, boring,
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hind right, what are you doing? I don't I don't undercombine.
I don't want to. I don't want to talk about
pickle all. Why. I would rather bang my head against
the wall until it bleeds to and then talk about pickleball.
I would rather pull I would rather poke my eyes
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out of my head. Okay, I would rip open the
skin on my left arm and bleed, then talk about pickleball.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Well, I have my and my two balls. We can
read out time.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Okay, let's say hello to far out Dave, who's in
the Great State of Ohio. Hello, far out Dave.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Hi, h better better than.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
I'm.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I'm gonna trade Dorko. We're trading Dorko. I don't know
I'll trade him any any of our affiliates want Dorko
the comedian. We'll make it happy trade him to Kansas City.
If on the he'll be on the Bob Fesco on
the Fescal Morning Show. We're gonna fest go on in
the morning. We'll treading m Casey oh By, how about
a Fresco.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Hey, so Ben, I'm trying to dot my te's yeah,
or cross my t's and dot my eyes.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
But my you know, well, if you're trying to dot
your t's, you got problems on man your tea's Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I'm still trying to see out my ear and hear
out my eyes. But anyway, so well, I want I'm
trying to make sure I make it to the meet
and greet. And I live off seventy seven and I
got I got a bus that leaves at eight am
and it takes ten hours. And I got a United
flight from Canton or an American flight from one from
Canon at one. But I live right off seventy seven.
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So I got gas and snacks and pizza money. Somebody
wants to skoop me up right into Philadelphia, right outside,
just right out of the side of Canton. I'm just
putting in the air everywhere. If not, my lady's gonna
take me. But I'm gonna come with my dogs, and
I don't want them pooping in the pizzeria, you know, Park.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, we probably we don't have that. So you're all right,
so you're option to me your dog's pooped in a pizzeria.
Speaker 7 (26:01):
Well, I went into a pizzeria and I left the
puppy in the car and I came back out and
they they used the restroom.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I'm trying to avoid that.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Well, I had. I had a very embarrassing moment. I
was at a It's actually was it a pizza place
in Boston when I had lunch with blind Scott, and
blind Scott brought his dog, Kramer, and Kramer started like
jumping on the female, like the the waitress, you know,
and but I didn't. It was you're not supposed to
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talk those service you're not supposed to touch the service dogs, right,
And so I didn't know what to do because blind
Scott couldn't see what was going on. So it was
like very awkward. I was like, I wanted to help
the woman out, but I didn't know what to do.
I was like, hey, Scott, your dog's attacking the woman.
You might want to get the dog, you know. It's
very awkward.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Is that why he can't have service dogs anymore?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I think there's more of a reason why you can't
have the service.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Really, what are you plying far out, Dave? So, okay,
so you have a ten but that's dedication. No, I
don't even know. I don't think I'm worth a ten
hour bus, right, I don't think that's a lot of
effort far out there.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Well, no, my lady took the weekend off and it's
only a four hour drive. But like I said, would
have to bring the dogs, and she'd be like, I
don't want to pick up all the poop in the heat.
And yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Did see the weather looks like it's a good wife impression.
It looks like it's very hot. It goes from like
very cold at night. They're very hot in Cincinnati right now.
That's what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
So I don't know either way, I'm gonna make it.
I was just saying, I mean, you know, if.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I will make sure, all right, Well look for I
look forward to me. You come up to me, say hello,
we'll have some fun, all right, and you'll be there everyone,
all right, thank you. That's a great far out, Dave.
Let's see Lucky Tony is in the Bay Area. It
is the Bane Malor Show. Hello Lucky Tony. Welcome, Hey
Ben who was a former player.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
There was cannodle me with Lebron James mom.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Oh that was the well according to the Internet, this
was not proven, so don't sue me. But Delonte West
was the player.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Oh he's coming out with a new shoe called usual Suit.
Thanks man.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Mike the Lepretaun is on the Ben Malor Show. Hello
Mike the Leprecaun.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Good morning star out Dave. He is a man with
a plan. But anyway, he should come to Boston because
that would be a quicker drive, to be honest. But anyway,
I know where Luca. I know where Luca was. I
know where Luca was, why he was there. It was
great Greek Orthodox Easter weekend and he has kids over there,
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so that's where he was.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
So he just decided to take vacation before the playoffs.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
And yeah, well he's injured so he can't be playing anyway.
Are you scared about the leg room on the plane?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Bend?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
No, because I I am getting extra leg room.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
So oh that's what, right?
Speaker 6 (29:02):
Who would win a verbal octagon? Donald Trump, representing New
York or Pope Leo representing Chicago. Who do you think
would win that one?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Well, President Trump is a tremendous showman, so I would
think that he has the gift of gab. You know, no,
no dis respect me, hope.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
No, the Pope has the Pope has tomorrow high ground,
so he's gonna know.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
I would pick well, yeah, but again you got to
think what kind of debate is it, because you know
there's different kinds of debates. Is it a classy debate
or do you get dragged down in the mud? And
I think that.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
No, you can't drop down and drag down Popolo. Actually,
Moses Malone was visiting with a school group or some group,
and he he helped Pope Leo spin a ball like
they do in the group Trotters.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
You can look it.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Up and I'm glad Lorena played Comma Iileen? Is Lena
looking forward to learning of Boston accents?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
You you don't even have a Boston at how long
you have in Boston, Michael Leprechaun.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Since nineteen eighty seven, nineteen.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Eighty you've lived in My God, you and you had
that your accent is so ingrained in you.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
I'm like I know.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
You want to hear a funny story. Oh yes, Loraine's
got story time. Now, Lorena's got a story. Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
So I pick up accents really easily. And when I
was in third grade, I had a best friend from
Australia and she had the funnest accent, and I picked
up her accent and I can't I could no longer
say my urs. So like, my name was Louena, my
dad's name was, My dad's name was Juan.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
His name is ron uh.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
So on and so forth. I was in speech class
for almost six years after I met her.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
All because of your evil friend. What was her name?
I don't remember. You don't even know her name.
Speaker 7 (30:54):
No, but she was Australian and she had an older
sister too. That's all I know.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
So which accent it makes you sound the smartest with that?
I think it's the.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Bosta boss stops lapsterack, don't stock.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I think it's the British accent. I think the British.
I hear that British accent, I think, well, this, this
person must be really start I don't know why. Favorite
accent lorraina go ahead, Oh.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
It's my favorite one to do? Has got to be
the British accent. But I don't know if that makes
it the smartest.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I think it's just the easiest for me to do
coop top accident that you think the person is smarter
than they are just based on their accent. I think,
I mean, I think Lorena is honest. It's got to
be a British accent. I said that, not her, I
said at first, No, that was my own. Nobody gave
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you the credit, did he didn't give me. Ddie gave
me a rain of credit.
Speaker 7 (32:01):
Well, he agreed with the way I described it.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Off my paper. Because you're a girl. That's why you
got credit. Well, I mean it's I mean, it's true.
I mean what other accents we got.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
I like Australians just sounds, you know, like a dumber
version of the British.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Now, Michael Leprecaunt, he's pimping for Irish. She's going Irish Irish.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
I will talk now, I will talk to you, Laddie.
I could talk like a real Irish man from a farm.
And I grew up in a bog and I tell you,
we have a lot of fun when you come Tralands
and those Yangs, you guys from America. We take all
your money and we like you got you got me
coming over here America.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Okay, thank you, appreciate that. Wonderful we had that call.
That that was a moment we had. That was a
great moment. We took you amazing all right. So some
space exploration with NFL memorabilia. Is it true that one
of the astronauts on the Artemis two mission brought confetti
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from the Eagles Super Bowl win a couple of years
ago into outer space flying around the Moon. Yes, NASA
astronaut engineer named the woman Christina. I forget what her
last name is, but she was a big fan of
the Birds. Apparently she carried confetti from the Eagle Super
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Bowl win during her journey around the moon and a
nod to the enduring underdog mentality. That brings up a
funny story. So one of my buddies in the media,
he's got a couple of friends. They go to all
of the big championship events, like the college football Championship Game,
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the Final Four, all these things, and I don't think
they do it in the Final Four, but the college
football they're famous, and the Super Bowl with the fetti,
and so guys buddy. At the end of the event,
he'll they'll go around with bags and pick up the
confetti and then sell it in little baggies on the internet,
and they make a killing. People buy that confetti. They
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make a ton of money. It's just trash. Nobody's going
around picking it up and selling it. These guys are
and they're making cash. They're making a lot of money
on it. So a little money making adventure. We've got
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James.
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I just want to remind you you guys come to Orlando.
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Getting to meet everything that got Lorena's attention. Coach Russell
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Frank the tank?
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Eye were here shortly.
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Okay, We're going to go everywhere, every freaking place. Only
we had unlimited resources, we would do that. Okay. Three stories.
Figure which of the three is bogus? And yes, separate
fiction from fact. Story and one. Will kleinb the guy
that made his mark pitching four innings against Toronto in
the eighteen inning World Series game, and now he's making
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headlines for his obsession with Pokemon. Klein revealed that Baseball
Baseball Glove Company forty four pro gifted him a custom
Pokemon glove with Tyron Nator the Tyrone Dirrik card inside
and in the mid there, and Klein doesn't think the
glove is game legal.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
Well.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Story Number two. Pepsi one of the top sponsors of
the NFL Draft, which is coming up next week, and
this year is the number one overall pick for cocaine
or for cold drinkers rather not Coca col this Pepsi.
They have released thirty two different special edition Pepsi cans
featuring the logos of each NFL team with the number
one on the can and World Cup story number three.
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The World Cup coming to the United States this year,
and if you thought venues would be the only ones
to bleed you dry, You're in for a rude awakening.
It was reported this week the New Jersey Transit Authority
will charge over one hundred dollars for a train ride
from New York to MetLife Stadium during the World Cup. Yeah,
they're doing the same thing in Boston. Supposey, unless they're
not all right, real quick? One, two or three? Mojoe rising,
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My man, that'll be number three, all right, hollering James
Cannon's number three. I love kidding, okay, Coach Russell.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
I'm gonna go number one.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Number one, all right, Frank, Frank and I one, two
or three quickly, Frank number two, you are correct, Number two,
the Pepsi one. That was the Frank one. Good job
by you. Amazing
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is up and down. It is our number four of
the Ben mal Show. We have an update update on
the story involving rams wide receiver in trouble. Random woman
accusing Pukain de Cou of biting her has withdrawn her
(00:22):
restraining order request How does that sound to you? How
does that sound to you? Also, the Dolphins are saying
that Davon a chain is not available in his apparely
trying to work out a contract and all that. Is
this the kind of thing that teams say right before
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they trade a guy? Certainly seems like it. Well, they'll
take a look at that. And is the NFL product
going to suffer with replacement? Zebras is the NFL has
started the process or process of getting the replacements into place.
We will discuss that as well. A little sweet talk
for you in your ear drums, live and local, some
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So we had the pro bouncy ball playing thing thingam
a jig? Sorry? I want to talk about from the NFL.
We have more courtroom drama Arama follow up follow up
to the Puka predicament follow up to the Puoka predicament.
(03:45):
Did you hear the latest on this? Possibly not? Possibly
not so. About three weeks after the temporary restraining order
was requested against the Rams wide out Puka Nakua, who
is accused of becoming a vampire. That was denied. It
was denied in La Superior Court. The accuser the random
(04:09):
woman who accused Nicoua of biting her on the neck
area or like it's the shoulder withdrew the petition for
the protective order without prejudice earlier this week that according
to some court records, her attorney said in a prepared
statement that they withdrew the petition against the rams player
(04:31):
in order to focus on the civil lawsuit against the court.
So that is a good jumping off point. Let us
discuss the question. This random woman who was hanging out
with Pooka on New Year's Eve and accused Poka of
going full vampire and biding her, and not in a
(04:54):
playful way, not a playful way, has withdrawn her restraining
order request. So how what does this sound to you?
How does this sound to you? So I've got Candy Rack, Michelin,
star chef, and middle managers, and we'll combine all of
these things together and we are going to nash on
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the gabba ghoul and the babaganoosh. We're gonna gnash on
that and try not to fall on hard times. So
to kick off here using the malar Rosetta stone. I
bought it on eBay, the Mather Rosetta stone. This one
is not that complicated. Sometimes these things are complicated. This
is not that complicated. Let me explain. I'm gonna explain
(05:36):
very simply to you. You don't pull back a temporary
restraining order because you suddenly found inner piece. You pull
it back because you've shifted the battlefield officially, or go
less court room drama and more backroom negotiation. This is
an active piece. It is an act of goodwill, It
(05:58):
is a gesture. Is not about justice with Puka Akua.
It is about an invoice. And what you want is
a full candy rack, not just the snickers and the
butterfingers and the baby ruth in the milky way. You
don't want just the peanut butter cups. You want a
king size payday. You want a king size payday. That's
(06:20):
what we want. Withdrawing the restraining order is one step
closer to the bag. What's in the bag. The bag
is filled with money, money, money, a lot of money.
There's a lot of money in the bag. That's what
it's filled with, all right. So that's where you're going.
You're trying to get that settlement bag. And this means
the ambulance chasing lawyers are now doing the math like
(06:44):
its tax season, and they're counting the beans, figuring out
they're cut before they ink the ink is done there
and they can move on to the next case. Everyone
will spin this as a win. It's this is the
way it's head. We do this show right now today,
and this is the way it's headed. Everyone is going
(07:05):
to say they won. The only people that are guaranteed
to win are the attorneys. Billable Hours. Baby Pukah's got
an attorney. Now that I assume the woman her attorney's
getting a cut of the settlement that they're gonna get.
But this was never about Puka becoming a vampire. It
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was not about the alleged bite. This was about taking
a bite out of his four to oh one k
as far as the Rams are concerned. Right now, somewhere
at the Ram facility, Sean McVay is going around and
lighting scented candles hoping that this just disappears, just goes away,
right and before before camp, just get out of here
(07:48):
all right now. Furthermore, to Miami, Miami, Miami we go.
We have a pre draft update the Dolphins. Their general
manager John Eric Sullivan three names to work with. A
guy his name may or may not have been Tom
Looney who said stay away from guys with three names
trouble anyway. John Eric Sullivan says that running back Devon
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A Chan is not available for trade and trying to
work out a contract. Sullivan said, point blank, he's not
available for a trade. Things are going good. We've had
some positive conversations over the last couple of days. Trending
in the right direction. Okay, boy, let me tell you
something that is a If you've ever negotiated a contract
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and somebody says trending in the right direction, that is
not a good sign. All right, question the Dolphins executive,
you're saying their star running back von h Chan is
not available. Is this a denial or a pre denial
the kind that teams issue right before they trade the guy?
(08:55):
All right, So to me on this side of the microphone,
the Dolphins saying that that is not available police, that's
GM bull crap speak. That essentially means call back with
a better offer. Call back with a better offer. Didn't
they say the same thing about Jalen Wattell, who's currently
(09:16):
with the Denver Broncos. Now, I'm pretty sure they did.
If you're truly building around the guy, you don't volunteer
that particular information. You just I'm not talking about that
that's it. The fact that it's out there tells you everything.
And let's not play dumb here. Okay, let's not play
Miami is not exactly acting like they're trying to win.
(09:36):
This is not a contender if you're punting on the season.
A running back, even a good running back, is not
that important with peak value. And you look at the
age profile in his mid twenties on Chan, so he's
right there, and his peak value is as an asset
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because you're not really looking for building blocks, you're not.
So think about this way if you're if you're a
star running back, and this guy seems like he's pretty good.
Played von hm so Ahent is a Michelin star chef
cooking for people who think salt is too spicy. Well, no,
salt's not too spicy. We no, no, no, you just
(10:19):
salted the water to make the pasta. Well that's what
you're supposed to be. Well, no, it's too big, I
can't it's too much salt, it's too spicy. Well no, no. Now,
as for the positive conversations, that is the NFL's version
of we're still friends. We're gonna break up, but we're
still friends. This feels like classic pre spin to me.
(10:42):
We're heading into next week. We're week from today. The
NFL Draft is one week from today, and that's the
time all this stuff needs to go down. So we'll
find out next Thursday, in the Friday and all that,
and the draft Friday and Saturday as well. So the
vote of confidence is always the dead new way. It's
never confidence never. Bottom line is the Dolphins are not
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trying to win, which means he's available. They're just not
gonna give him away on a blue light special, so
you have to change it up a little bit, all right.
Last thing, we go now to the ad business of football.
Labor negotiations always a fun topic. So I love the
term onboarding. It's term you don't used very often unless
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you're flying. So the NFL has started onboarding scab officials
to work NFL games. The Collective Bargaining Agreement, better known
as the CBA with the NFL Referees Association is rapidly
approaching its end date, and there was a memo that
was of course sent out to the media by the
(11:48):
NFL the NFL announcing these plans. The league's senior vice
president of officiating that must be a great no show
job said, several replacements have completed background checks with NFL
security and they will be given physical examinations. It's like
the scouting combine for officials a meat market, and they'll
(12:12):
do the online, in person training sessions, et cetera, et cetera,
et cetera. So May one is the date. We're now
in the middle of April, April sixteenth today, as we're
doing this in real time. So there you go. The
question is the NFL product going to suffer with the replacement? Zebras?
(12:35):
So many people freaking out. Oh my god, they're biting
their fingernails. Oh, it's tremendously bad. Now. I've discussed this
in previous episodes show. My position has not changed. I say, police,
I lived through this. The NFL had scab officials years ago.
We were on the radio. There was one crazy night
which made for great talk radio. And it's just it
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wasn't that big a deal. It's man a factured panic
by the industrial complex of outrage get outraged over every
everything in the industrial complex about rage. The idea that
a few new officials and granted this would be all
new officials, suddenly are going to derail the multi billion
(13:20):
dollars steam engine is laughable. Juwe chew. Yeah, it's still going.
The NFL is not some mom and pop operation. We
know that it's a monster. It's doing the monster mash
and so it's an assembly line. It's not a mom
and pop it's an assembly line. And here's the truth.
(13:43):
The players. This is gonna blow you mind. The players
are the ones that decide the game. Coaches screw them up,
and the officials also can screw them up. Their their
background noise though, right, their background noise unless they completely
botch something spectacular. And we have a sample size of
that back in the day, and there was really only
one game where it was a big hull of baloo
(14:05):
in one game. And the regular referees, though, are not
that good either. So what's exactly the difference? Like mark
my words, if this happens, I will gear onto you
by week two. Nobody's gonna get worked into a lather
by that that week one, everyon'll freak out any controversial
call that is made. I told you, I told you,
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And then week two, in week three, it's just okay,
let's just watch the game. The other thing I was
thinking about, it's a blessing and a curse. It's a
double edged sword. These NFL games, we love them so much.
They're over engineered. You've got replay reviews, command center overlords
(14:51):
that sit above the stadium. Actually those guys in the
command center, they're in New York. And you've got the
rules analysts on TV on standby a lot of these
guys watching the games. The well the rules analyst Dean
Blandino said on Tunnel Vision this is that. Okay, we'll
call it because Dean said it on TV. The referees
on the field are basically middle managers with the whistle
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and the way this can be a positive. I don't
think a lot of people have talked about this. If anything,
a lighter touch would help. Yeah, think about this. Just
call the obvious. Just have these scab officials just make
the obvious call. Swallow the ticki tack whistle, don't call
the tiki tack stuff. Let the game breathe. You can
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call holding on every single play, by the letter of
the law, there's holding. Just don't do it. It's a
radical concept. And the shield protects itself, always has, always
will That's just the way the way that it is.
It is the Ben Malischow. I did want to mention this,
we didn't get to it earlier, and so the play
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in games are contained and we had a I mention
his way back in hour one. But there's somebody that
overdosed on shot in Freuden. That would be Chris Paul,
who trolled the Clippers with a funeral meme after the
playing loss to the Warriors. Clippers both a thirteen point
lead at home, as they just gave that game away.
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They literally gave the game away, and so Chris Paul
taking a shot at the Clippers, which is ironic on
a couple of levels because he chose the Clippers to
come back and play. He was then such a troublemaker.
The Clippers got rid of him, and the Clippers were
proven correct to get rid of him. They got rid
of Chris Paul and got immediately better overnight. They became
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a better team getting rid of that guy. And I know, listen,
he's happy that they lost and all that he's celebrating,
and that's very awkward. If they ever retire his number
and he comes back, that'll be that'll be very very awkward.
I don't think they'll be doing that, at least not
anytime soon. It is the Ben Mahlor Show, The Ben
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Is it true that some NFL memorabilia ended up going
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What is it? What kind of memorabilia went to space?
We'll talk about that. We'll get to it, and we will.
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some NFL memory BA ended up in space. We'll talk
about that coming up in a little bit. Also, later
this hour we have fact or fiction coming away. Yeah,
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it's somewhat exciting, I know. Interesting. All right, what do
we got here? Alf Theano pinter says, could you put
on your tinfoil hat and join me for a conversation.
Spaccoli has me pondering the thought that weed Man is
so busy prepping for the World Cup that there's no
(20:36):
chance he'll be leaving Florida in favor of the Massachusetts
meet and Greek. Yeah, it just doesn't seem like weed
Man's interested. Somebody offered to one of our guys who's
been listening to He was a kid. He's big fantasy,
you know. He offered a fly weed Man up and
Lisa said she would drive up from New York and
(20:58):
meet weed Man and they'd have this great week and
all that. And unfortunately weed Man does not seem interested
in that. Well, have to go to his house in
Miami to make that happen. Shanon de Moyes says we
should trade Dorko the comedian for Jason McIntyre. He says,
all right, I'm sure Cowhard would make that trade. Straight up?
(21:19):
Do we have to throw anything else in? We could
throw in Filexus America's fair drag Queen and no, just
even up. Trade Dorko one for one Jason. How about
do we get a lottery picked protected for Dorko is
a very valuable comedian. I'm sure Jason McIntyre would love
to leave the Cowhard treated to the overnights be great?
What's not to like? Eh? All right? Doug says he
(21:45):
is in the Dugs in South Korea and in the hospital.
He had surgery to repair some nerves in his wrist.
Get well. Soon got into a fight with a ladder
the ladder one and he says, I will live to
get a few more haircuts in Okay, Well, good luck there.
How how the hospital's there in South Korea?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Long?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Wait when you go in there and everything clean? Everything good? Yeah? Okay,
Mike's Mike SA's age old story a new away. Could
Luca Doncik have gone to Europe for his healthcare to
cover the shame of some unwanted personal situation? Huh Yeah,
(22:31):
there's some conspiracy theories that bouncing around that there's some
something else going on there with Luca, but who knows. Uh. Yeah,
that's an interesting decision there. I'm sure that will come
out eventually. Let's go to the phones. Let's say hello
Enie meany miney mo. Let's go say hello to Darko
the comedian Darko, we're talking about trading you to the
(22:54):
Cowherd Show for Jason McIntyre. Darko, you can't say that, Darko?
Is that the first thing he said? Really? Did he
say what I think he said? Yes? Dorco? What are
you doing?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Like?
Speaker 6 (23:08):
I'm the line on it?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Did I go over pick a ball with you?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Can we trade Dorko to the to the Jason Smith Show?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Can we you don't trade.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
No, I want to. I want to trade you. How
I want to trade door. Well, let's trade you straight up.
Let's see what can we trade Dorko for. How about
we trade Dorko straight up for Steve de Sager. I'd
like to get to Sager, Steve de Sager straight up,
trading more segments. Yeah, get in here. We're boring, boring,
(23:49):
hind right, what are you doing? I don't I don't undercombine.
I don't want to. I don't want to talk about
pickle all. Why. I would rather bang my head against
the wall until it bleeds to and then talk about pickleball.
I would rather pull I would rather poke my eyes
(24:11):
out of my head. Okay, I would rip open the
skin on my left arm and bleed, then talk about pickleball.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Well, I have my and my two balls. We can
read out time.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Okay, let's say hello to far out Dave, who's in
the Great State of Ohio. Hello, far out Dave.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Hi, h better better than.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
I'm.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I'm gonna trade Dorko. We're trading Dorko. I don't know
I'll trade him any any of our affiliates want Dorko
the comedian. We'll make it happy trade him to Kansas City.
If on the he'll be on the Bob Fesco on
the Fescal Morning Show. We're gonna fest go on in
the morning. We'll treading m Casey oh By, how about
a Fresco.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Hey, so Ben, I'm trying to dot my te's yeah,
or cross my t's and dot my eyes.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
But my you know, well, if you're trying to dot
your t's, you got problems on man your tea's Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I'm still trying to see out my ear and hear
out my eyes. But anyway, so well, I want I'm
trying to make sure I make it to the meet
and greet. And I live off seventy seven and I
got I got a bus that leaves at eight am
and it takes ten hours. And I got a United
flight from Canton or an American flight from one from
Canon at one. But I live right off seventy seven.
(25:40):
So I got gas and snacks and pizza money. Somebody
wants to skoop me up right into Philadelphia, right outside,
just right out of the side of Canton. I'm just
putting in the air everywhere. If not, my lady's gonna
take me. But I'm gonna come with my dogs, and
I don't want them pooping in the pizzeria, you know, Park.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, we probably we don't have that. So you're all right,
so you're option to me your dog's pooped in a pizzeria.
Speaker 7 (26:01):
Well, I went into a pizzeria and I left the
puppy in the car and I came back out and
they they used the restroom.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I'm trying to avoid that.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Well, I had. I had a very embarrassing moment. I
was at a It's actually was it a pizza place
in Boston when I had lunch with blind Scott, and
blind Scott brought his dog, Kramer, and Kramer started like
jumping on the female, like the the waitress, you know,
and but I didn't. It was you're not supposed to
(26:33):
talk those service you're not supposed to touch the service dogs, right,
And so I didn't know what to do because blind
Scott couldn't see what was going on. So it was
like very awkward. I was like, I wanted to help
the woman out, but I didn't know what to do.
I was like, hey, Scott, your dog's attacking the woman.
You might want to get the dog, you know. It's
very awkward.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Is that why he can't have service dogs anymore?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I think there's more of a reason why you can't
have the service.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Really, what are you plying far out, Dave? So, okay,
so you have a ten but that's dedication. No, I
don't even know. I don't think I'm worth a ten
hour bus, right, I don't think that's a lot of
effort far out there.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Well, no, my lady took the weekend off and it's
only a four hour drive. But like I said, would
have to bring the dogs, and she'd be like, I
don't want to pick up all the poop in the heat.
And yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Did see the weather looks like it's a good wife impression.
It looks like it's very hot. It goes from like
very cold at night. They're very hot in Cincinnati right now.
That's what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
So I don't know either way, I'm gonna make it.
I was just saying, I mean, you know, if.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I will make sure, all right, Well look for I
look forward to me. You come up to me, say hello,
we'll have some fun, all right, and you'll be there everyone,
all right, thank you. That's a great far out, Dave.
Let's see Lucky Tony is in the Bay Area. It
is the Bane Malor Show. Hello Lucky Tony. Welcome, Hey
Ben who was a former player.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
There was cannodle me with Lebron James mom.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Oh that was the well according to the Internet, this
was not proven, so don't sue me. But Delonte West
was the player.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Oh he's coming out with a new shoe called usual Suit.
Thanks man.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Mike the Lepretaun is on the Ben Malor Show. Hello
Mike the Leprecaun.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Good morning star out Dave. He is a man with
a plan. But anyway, he should come to Boston because
that would be a quicker drive, to be honest. But anyway,
I know where Luca. I know where Luca was. I
know where Luca was, why he was there. It was
great Greek Orthodox Easter weekend and he has kids over there,
(28:43):
so that's where he was.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
So he just decided to take vacation before the playoffs.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
And yeah, well he's injured so he can't be playing anyway.
Are you scared about the leg room on the plane?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Bend?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
No, because I I am getting extra leg room.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
So oh that's what, right?
Speaker 6 (29:02):
Who would win a verbal octagon? Donald Trump, representing New
York or Pope Leo representing Chicago. Who do you think
would win that one?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Well, President Trump is a tremendous showman, so I would
think that he has the gift of gab. You know, no,
no dis respect me, hope.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
No, the Pope has the Pope has tomorrow high ground,
so he's gonna know.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
I would pick well, yeah, but again you got to
think what kind of debate is it, because you know
there's different kinds of debates. Is it a classy debate
or do you get dragged down in the mud? And
I think that.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
No, you can't drop down and drag down Popolo. Actually,
Moses Malone was visiting with a school group or some group,
and he he helped Pope Leo spin a ball like
they do in the group Trotters.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
You can look it.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Up and I'm glad Lorena played Comma Iileen? Is Lena
looking forward to learning of Boston accents?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
You you don't even have a Boston at how long
you have in Boston, Michael Leprechaun.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Since nineteen eighty seven, nineteen.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Eighty you've lived in My God, you and you had
that your accent is so ingrained in you.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
I'm like I know.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
You want to hear a funny story. Oh yes, Loraine's
got story time. Now, Lorena's got a story. Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
So I pick up accents really easily. And when I
was in third grade, I had a best friend from
Australia and she had the funnest accent, and I picked
up her accent and I can't I could no longer
say my urs. So like, my name was Louena, my
dad's name was, My dad's name was Juan.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
His name is ron uh.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
So on and so forth. I was in speech class
for almost six years after I met her.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
All because of your evil friend. What was her name?
I don't remember. You don't even know her name.
Speaker 7 (30:54):
No, but she was Australian and she had an older
sister too. That's all I know.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
So which accent it makes you sound the smartest with that?
I think it's the.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Bosta boss stops lapsterack, don't stock.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I think it's the British accent. I think the British.
I hear that British accent, I think, well, this, this
person must be really start I don't know why. Favorite
accent lorraina go ahead, Oh.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
It's my favorite one to do? Has got to be
the British accent. But I don't know if that makes
it the smartest.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I think it's just the easiest for me to do
coop top accident that you think the person is smarter
than they are just based on their accent. I think,
I mean, I think Lorena is honest. It's got to
be a British accent. I said that, not her, I
said at first, No, that was my own. Nobody gave
(31:58):
you the credit, did he didn't give me. Ddie gave
me a rain of credit.
Speaker 7 (32:01):
Well, he agreed with the way I described it.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Off my paper. Because you're a girl. That's why you
got credit. Well, I mean it's I mean, it's true.
I mean what other accents we got.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
I like Australians just sounds, you know, like a dumber
version of the British.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Now, Michael Leprecaunt, he's pimping for Irish. She's going Irish Irish.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
I will talk now, I will talk to you, Laddie.
I could talk like a real Irish man from a farm.
And I grew up in a bog and I tell you,
we have a lot of fun when you come Tralands
and those Yangs, you guys from America. We take all
your money and we like you got you got me
coming over here America.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Okay, thank you, appreciate that. Wonderful we had that call.
That that was a moment we had. That was a
great moment. We took you amazing all right. So some
space exploration with NFL memorabilia. Is it true that one
of the astronauts on the Artemis two mission brought confetti
(33:08):
from the Eagles Super Bowl win a couple of years
ago into outer space flying around the Moon. Yes, NASA
astronaut engineer named the woman Christina. I forget what her
last name is, but she was a big fan of
the Birds. Apparently she carried confetti from the Eagle Super
(33:31):
Bowl win during her journey around the moon and a
nod to the enduring underdog mentality. That brings up a
funny story. So one of my buddies in the media,
he's got a couple of friends. They go to all
of the big championship events, like the college football Championship Game,
(33:51):
the Final Four, all these things, and I don't think
they do it in the Final Four, but the college
football they're famous, and the Super Bowl with the fetti,
and so guys buddy. At the end of the event,
he'll they'll go around with bags and pick up the
confetti and then sell it in little baggies on the internet,
and they make a killing. People buy that confetti. They
(34:16):
make a ton of money. It's just trash. Nobody's going
around picking it up and selling it. These guys are
and they're making cash. They're making a lot of money
on it. So a little money making adventure. We've got
fact or Fiction. If you're on hold you want to
be one of our judges, stay right there, fact or Fiction.
We'll get to that. If you want to be one
of our on air judges eight seven seven ninety nine
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Speaker 4 (36:00):
Face some raw facts on the Ben Mellor Show.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
And that it is fact or fiction time. Let's welcome
in our celebrity panel of judges that have called it
the corm Voltron from all over from here to timbuckto
and we welcome in mode Joe Rising from the Bay area. Hello,
Mojoe Rising, Wow.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Chot full of grace man, savior of the human race. Hey,
and I agree with you, Ben, You're clippers man.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
You get to sell apartment.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I'm my warriors man piece who gotta lucky attack.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
I hope you enjoy the gift, but don't enjoy too
much because you'll probably lose the Suns on Friday, so
we will. Yeah, all right, Hold on a second, we
have hollering James in Minneapolis, mad assault. Hello, hollering James.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Hell monsieur BENNI.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
So you started the show and you've called back James.
That's your on twice. You're only supposed to call once.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
James.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Why am I ne qualified doing this to me?
Speaker 1 (37:05):
You're all right, stop complaining. I'll let you. I'll let
you be at judge. Don't bitch. Stop. Coach Russell is
in Orlando. Hello, Coach Russell, Hey.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 7 (37:15):
I just want to remind you you guys come to Orlando.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
I've got I've got you hooked up with all the park,
so allow that everything.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Oh yeah, he's the guy. Coach Russell's the guy. Very cool,
duly noted. We're gonna have to make oh he knows people.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Yeah, to all the all the shows and everything, just.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Getting to meet everything that got Lorena's attention. Coach Russell
and we have Frank in Iowa. Hello, Frankie, what's going on?
Frank the tank?
Speaker 5 (37:47):
Oh hello, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna rest you guys.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Eye were here shortly.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Okay, We're going to go everywhere, every freaking place. Only
we had unlimited resources, we would do that. Okay. Three stories.
Figure which of the three is bogus? And yes, separate
fiction from fact. Story and one. Will kleinb the guy
that made his mark pitching four innings against Toronto in
the eighteen inning World Series game, and now he's making
(38:17):
headlines for his obsession with Pokemon. Klein revealed that Baseball
Baseball Glove Company forty four pro gifted him a custom
Pokemon glove with Tyron Nator the Tyrone Dirrik card inside
and in the mid there, and Klein doesn't think the
glove is game legal.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
Well.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Story Number two. Pepsi one of the top sponsors of
the NFL Draft, which is coming up next week, and
this year is the number one overall pick for cocaine
or for cold drinkers rather not Coca col this Pepsi.
They have released thirty two different special edition Pepsi cans
featuring the logos of each NFL team with the number
one on the can and World Cup story number three.
(38:57):
The World Cup coming to the United States this year,
and if you thought venues would be the only ones
to bleed you dry, You're in for a rude awakening.
It was reported this week the New Jersey Transit Authority
will charge over one hundred dollars for a train ride
from New York to MetLife Stadium during the World Cup. Yeah,
they're doing the same thing in Boston. Supposey, unless they're
not all right, real quick? One, two or three? Mojoe rising,
(39:21):
My man, that'll be number three, all right, hollering James
Cannon's number three. I love kidding, okay, Coach Russell.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
I'm gonna go number one.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Number one, all right, Frank, Frank and I one, two
or three quickly, Frank number two, you are correct, Number two,
the Pepsi one. That was the Frank one. Good job
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